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watching. >> for all of us here, we appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, mark wahlberg, hunter biden, and music from the wallflowers. and now jimmy kimmel! hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i hope you brought your laughter. we have a wall-to-wall show for you starting with mark wahlberg and ending with the wallflowers. and the secret service is in the building too. because, well, you know how donald trump was always asking where hunter is? he's here-in our building. he's been here the whole time! son of joe, hunter biden is with us. hunter is here to promote his new memoir in which he chronicles among other things his crack addiction.
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this book is wild. he bought crack right here on our block. can you imagine that? crack in this beautiful neighborhood? that has to be fake news. anyway i have many questions for hunter. and since he's here, i will ask them. and hey you know who else is writing a book? mike pence. the former vice poodle is putting pence to paper. he signed a two-book deal with simon & schuster. i wonder if he knows they're a gay couple? a release date has not yet been announced but the title has it's "ass-kisser." i like it. simple and to the point. pence's publisher calls this "the definitive book on one of the most consequential presidencies in american history." oh, it was consequential all right! i agree with that. the book will cover not just pence's time in the white house but all of his life.
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including traumatic family events like the time he saw mother without her bonnet. he even opens up about the time in college he experimented with almond milk. i can't wait. this will be the only time pages have gotten whiter after words have been printed on them. speaking of wild and crazy guys there's a new wrinkle in the ongoing drama surrounding florida congressman matt gaetz. federal investigators are reportedly looking into a trip gaetz took to the bahamas a couple of years ago and whether or not one of his associates paid travel and other expenses for female escorts. which would be a violation of sex trafficking laws. the cbs news report says gaetz was on the trip with a guy named jason pirozzolo who is a hand surgeon and marijuana entrepreneur. by the way if your hand surgeon is also a marijuana entrepreneur probably a good idea to learn to write with your feet. but a spokesperson from matt gaetz's office said "matt gaetz has never paid for sex." imagine having to tell your spokesperson to say that? "hey spokesperson.
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tell them i never paid for sex." "you tell them." "no, i don't want to tell them. it's your job." "fine." we also learned today that another "friend" and "close associate" of gaetz seems likely to strike a deal with prosecutors. joel greenberg seen here with gaetz and pardoned criminal roger stone would seem to know a lot about gaetz's sextracurricular activities he is in hot water too and with that said, i present fritz scheller attorney-at-law- because you can't have a story like this without a lawyer with crazy hair. are. does matt gaetz anything to worry about? >> does matt gaetz have -- >> when it comes to what happened in court today some. >> you are asking me to get in to the mind of matt gaetz, right? >> well, from your mind.
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>> from my mind. >> based on what your findings are? >> based on when my findings are. i am sure that matt gaetz is not feeling comfortable today. now might be a fun time to remind people of this tweet gaetz posted just before michael cohen testified in congress about trump. "hey @michaelcohen212 do your wife & father-in-law know about your girlfriends? maybe tonight would be a good time for that chat. i wonder if she'll remain faithful when you're in prison. she's about to learn a lot." oh, karma. you old rascal, you. >> your -- did your client introduce matt gaetz on any under age girls for sexual -- >> i'm going let you sit there and ignore your question. at least he's having fun with it. so good luck matt gaetz! maybe he just loves trump so much he wants to go to jail with him.
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much of the country is opening back up whether we should or not. the state of georgia today lifted all remaining covid restrictions. which means georgians will now be free to get the virus anywhere, anytime. governor brian kemp said they decided to do away with the restrictions because "hard-working georgians cannot endure another year like that last." and if they get covid, they may not have to. it's always interesting to compare where we are now- to where we were twelve months ago. and with that said, it's time to fire up the time capsule for a peek at what was in the news one year ago this week in tonight's edition of "this week in covid history." this week in covid history, it's april 2020, prime minister boris johnson is in the hospital. the city of angels has the clean estimate air and everyone is held over heels for guy owner tier -- luck willy things are
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starting to look up. >> we are inching closer and closer to beating this virus. >> it feels like we are seeing the light at the end of of the tunnel. >> there is light at the end of the tunnel. >> things are going well. >> hot diggity dog, light at the the end of the tunnel. >> it does not take away are from tomorrow or the next day will look bad. >> how bad is it going to get? >> the minimum number was 100,000 lives and i think we will be substantially under that number. >> less than 100,000 deaths. had no problem. >> if we can stay substantially under the 100, which was the original projection. i had think we all did a very good job. >> yes, great work, team. this has been this week in covid history. well, you know what they say, hindsight is infuriating. it's funny to me that even though we have all that stuff on tape with trump saying covid will be over by easter- predicting less than a hundred thousand deaths there are people
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who still support him. even to the point where it damages them. mike lindell, america's favorite pillow merchant, claims that after retailers like kohl's and bed, bath, & beyond pulled his mypillows from their shelves his company has suffered a loss of $65 million in revenue. which is a lot. so i thought it might be interesting to check in with mike. and now from a location unknown mike lindell. mike, are you there? mike? i said, you know, if that means you are not a cow, that means i'm not a farmer? you try telling that to millions people who are honest, hard working people. >> jimmy: mike! it's jimmy kimmel, can you hear me? >> mr. president?!! >> jimmy: no! it's jimmy kimmel. >> who? >> jimmy: jimmy kimmel. >> i don't care for him! >> jimmy: well, i am him, and we are on the show and i have some
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questions for you. mike. yeah, great, that's good. is it true mypillow lost 65 million dollars because of these conspiracy theories? >> that is so true. my company, mypillow which makes the most beautiful, soft foam rubber sacks stuffed with passion by white people in my home state of minnesota suffered a $65 million loss because left-wing media outlets have painted a picture of me as some kind of crackpot even though i haven't done crack or pot in years! >> jimmy: is it possible that people think you're crazy because you often say crazy things? >> now that's -- you better watch it or i'll get your i.p. address, punk! the only thing crazy i see is dominion! dominion is building voting machines that only cast ballots
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for democrats, instead of what they should be working on. >> jimmy: which is what? >> which is robots that can tell if you're a gay! i've lost $65 million and i'll happily lose $65 million more if that's the cost of telling the american people the truth! and the truth is joe biden's dogs are covert operatives, here to steal state secrets and sell them to chinese burisma holdings- to buy these! q-tips! you know q? >> jimmy: yes. >> these are his tips! >> these are his tips! >> jimmy: okay, what was that you were saying about chinese burisma. >> holdings! why don't you ask your buddy, hunter biden about burisma holdings? what is burisma holding? and why won't anybody hold me? my pillows are guaranteed! >> jimmy: let's not focus on
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pillows right now. i understand you're about to launch your own social media network, called "frank." what can you tell us about that? >> i can tell you everything about that. frank will have no content or content restrictions whatsoever! this is america and freedom means being free to post anything you want conspiracy theories! beheading videos! those tiktoks where the girls dance and make faces but don't move their feet! do you watch those? >> jimmy: no. >> holy hell do they make me hard! as hard as my pillows are soft! >> jimmy: okay, well -- >> i don't even need youtube or twitter any more because i called my nephew, judo, and said "make me a website that's better
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than both of them and can handle a billion people!" and then the line went dead because my jitterbug phone is being shadowbanned by boost mobile! but judo's working on it and he'll have us up and running in 8 weeks! >> jimmy: i heard you're giving bonuses to people on your network if they can get kicked off youtube. is that true? >> that is true! i'm giving out bonuses to anyone kicked off youtube and anyone who gets kicked out of a starbucks for blowin' in a stranger's ear! >> jimmy: okay. >> have you ever seen those tiktoks where the girls dance and make faces but don't move their feet? holy hell do they make me hard! >> jimmy: well, it was good talking to you, mike. >> my kids haven't spoken to me since 2002! >> jimmy: i'm so sorry to hear
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that. thanks for joining us, mike. hey, what's with the pigeons? >> the pigeons are a symbol of quality. every mypillow is stuffed with 100% new york city pigeon feathers, guaranteed! >> jimmy: that is -- disgusting. thank you, mike. >> ask your buddy hunter about the nano-bots in tom hanks' semen! >> jimmy: we have a very good show for you tonight, hunter biden is here. we have music from the wallflowers. and we'll be right back with mark wahlberg. alright, guys, no insurance talk on beach day. -i'm down. -yes, please.
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♪ ♪ hi there, and welcome back, tonight, his new book is called "beautiful things" hunter biden is here. then later, their first album in nearly a decade comes out july 9th. it's called "exit wounds," music from the wallflowers. you can see the wallflowers live on tour starting july 16th at mohegan sun. our first guest is a nominated actor, you can see him at work in the new documentary series called "wall street," it premiers on hbo max, welcome mark wahlberg. >> hey, how are you? >> jimmy: mark, people know, we tape the show at like 5:00, i feel like you are hitting the
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hay already. you get up really early, right? >> i look pretty sleepy, huh? yeah. kind of early a start, but i stayed up late for. >> jimmy: i know you are busy and i'm interested to see this documentary because i want to see what's going on with you, and maybe it will give us a bit of insight in to your brain. but i want to ask you how are you doing? >> everything is good, i'm hope, i finished shooting a movie in the dominican republicing and i'm starting shooting a movie on monday. we are back in the boxing ring. tere's a bit of boxing in the movie. so it's boxing training and rehearsals today, obviously all with the new covid protocol. we had people in masks and people watching to make sure that we did not get too close. >> jimmy: you are playing a
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boxer again? >> he was a fighter, he moved to l.a. to be an actor, he fell in love with the girl, he an accident. he an out of body spiritual experience, he decided to be a priest, he died of a rare deed, and h -- rear disease. >> jimmy: we have not seen a tough priest story. i like those. i think last time was 1975. >> i ■think beforehat. >> jimmy: if you are looking for anything, but if you have a boxer or priest, you go like this, sign of the crosses and boom, you come with the left. >> i like that. >> jimmy: work it in. >> yeah, i like. that. >> jimmy: so you are training, you are boxing, you are, you are preparing to start shooting this movement. >> yeah, i mean producing as well. so, we have been doing quite a bit of prep.pwe are shooting he. which is nice. so, i will get to be home for a while. >> jimmy: yeah, that is nice to be home.
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has covid slowed you down at all? >> it slowed us down you to a certain extent but it made us busier at the same time. we are trying to keep everything afloat. it's funny the story line in the show tracks the business over the last year and all the different businesses we have. all of the f-fr45 studios aroun the world, and the car dealerships and air stream business took off. our sports nutrition business was doing well. because people wanted to stay fit in this time. but, you know, it's all kind of revolving around all this, you know, stuff that everyone has been faced and dealing with, with covid. >> jimmy: i love the idea that you have fitness centers and you sell is hamburgers, you are getting everyone on both ends. >> it's called balance, jimmy. it's boot camp, you want to eat right and exercise and have a cheat meal or two or three.
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>> jimmy: or three. >> we have a lot of healthy offerings as well. >> jimmy: you do the thing where you have the bun rapped in lettuce instead? >> yeah, and you can have the impossible burger. we were the first to introduce that. >> jimmy: nothing makes me sadder than eating a burger with no bun. >> after i do the boxing scenes i get to put on as much weight as possible over the course of the film. so i'm challenging myself to put on 30 pound pounds in the next weeks. >> jimmy: do you need a consultant? i can help you with this. >> i am looking for all the help i can get. >> you have a boxing trainer, you need a eating trainer as well. >> they want me to do it as healthy as possible on. i have been like, i'm on a regimen for so long, i want to eat everything. i want to go bakeries and denny's and get pancakes and everything that i can get my
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hands on. >> jimmy: oh, this is the greatest. so you have hired somebody to help you get. is the person fat, is he fat who is helping you? >> yeah, you know what i think he has been many different sizes over the course of his career and life. >> jimmy: oh. >> he has experience. >> jimmy: this is like his thing? >> yeah, you know what? he is actually very smart and good at it. he helped me to get down in weight and then prepare to go up. i have not started the packing on the pounds yet so we will see how it goes. >> jimmy: when do you start it and what meal will kick it off? >> i will probable saturday it monday night or tuesday of 96 we -- tuesday of next week, and hopefully a 20 piece chicken nugget and a six pack of beer. why not? let's go. i had may need a port-a-poti >> jimmy: that will be great. that is exciting.
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business. >> that is mark you wahlberg's new documentary on hbo max. hunter biden and music from the wallflowers are on the way. you had cameras following you around while you work on the business endeavors you are involved with. >> yes. >> jimmy: and these business endeavors, this is something that i think like, it's interesting, because many people like oh, this guy is a movie star, he is involved in all this fun stuff. i wish i did not have to be in meetings and doing this kind of business. i wish i could do that. you seem to have the opposite thought. >> yeah, you know, it's mice, a lot of the stuff allows me to spend more time working from home. and you know, these are businesses that i'm passionate about. the business with wahlbergers was my brother's dream, he is a she hav chef. and i wanted him to fulfill his dream and i decided to be involved in the growth as picture of the business and create a lot of opportunities for us to open stores and now we have opened in germany and
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london, and all over the u.s. and you know, continuing to grow that business. so, i just kind of, yeah, i find it fascinating. but you know, it's tough at times. there's times where i'm sitting scratching my head saying why am i not focusing on producing, and films and acting, for sure. but i dove in, so i have to stay the course. >> jimmy: you dove in and you mentioned you have a car and rv dealership and these dealerships are in columbus, ohio, correct? >> columbus, ohio. correct. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> you know, we have been doing a lot of business in the midwest. my partner is from detroit. we met and we started our first store in columbus, ohio. and then we have a gmc buick dealership, an rv dealership and a airstream? you are like john elway.
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>> i was a car salesmen since i was a kid. i bought a car, flipped a car. i had 18 cars on the first year i had a license. i kept upgrading and buying and selling cars. so it's been something that i have always wanted to do. i love the business. >> jimmy: it's a shame you got in to acting, you probably could have made more money. we have a clip -- >> actually, it's financing all the other business interests, which is a good thing and bad thing. >> jimmy: we have a clip here. ♪ ♪ yeah, this is from youtube or something or instagram, i think. >> and someone playing the banjo. >> jimmy: you are silently dmie admiring all of your cars. have you driven an rv? >> many times. >> jimmy: you have gone on family trips in the rv?
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>> on oh, i cannot get my wife one of those things. she is coming around, we spent a lot of the summer on a lake. so one thing at a time. sh is from florida, she doesn't like lakes or rvs. we are working on it. >> jimmy: she got too much of it as a kid? >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: you have your documentary out, i want to ask you about another documentary that you were a part of, i'm not sureif you are aware of this, salay moon frye made an entertaining on documentary and we have a photo from that, it's you and her and will smith when you guys were like, i don't know, 11 or something. and she -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: she revealed in the documentary that she had a major crush on you at that time. >> oh, really? >> jimmy: yeah. really. >> i have not seen the doc. her and i met at one of my brother's concerts. i have not seen the doc. >> jimmy: it's funny to see you and will smith there together,
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you are probably the two most successful musicians to make the jump to acting, huh? >> in that time, i was in l.a. on negotiating my record deal. had. >> jimmy: really? you were? >> and he was on the tv show. so he already kind of transitioned and started to act, i think. >> jimmy: did you feel competitive with him? i imagine that you are probably a competitive guy. >> you know what? it depends. it depends on who i'm being competitive with. you know, i could be, yeah, i could be pretty competitive. >> jimmy: will smith, yes, no? >> you know what, no. we have both been doing our own thing. i think i admired his career and i think he was starting off doing it first so i probably took some lessons from his playbook. but super competitive, yeah, you put my brothers and i together and it's, i am on tilt all the time. but -- >> jimmy: that is on display in "wahlstreet" that premiers next
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♪ ♪ well, hello, welcome back, these are from the wallflowers, and our next guest is the most famous board member of a
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ukrainian energy company of all time. his new memoire is called "beautiful things," in case you were wondering where he is. welcome hunter biden. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: i have to tell you, after reading this book, i'm impressed that you are alive. i really am. it is amazing that you are alive after all the crazy things that you have been through. >> it was a -- that was journey. but thank god i made it through. >> jimmy: yeah, no kidding. and a lot of the things that you detail happened here had in this neighborhood. right around here. >> yeah. >> jimmy: there's like, you were doing crack at the places that i eat. >> yeah. well, not intentionally. i was not stalking you. >> jimmy: no, no. i didn't think you were.
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but you know, i feel like you i learned a lot about crack. i know he that sounds weird. you hear about it and you see it on tv shows and you know, the news every once in a while. but i learned how to get -- i really think i could get it now thanks to your book. >> well, i hope that was not the message that you got from the book. insights n >> jimmy: it's not a how-too manuel? >> no, it's a please don't manuel. >> jimmy: no absolutely, listen, if somebody reads this book and then goes, i should try crack afterwards, well, then they -- >> yeah. they didn't finish the book. >> jimmy: no they didn't start or finish the book. >> exactly. >> jimmy: you, in fact, where we are situated right now, the rooseve roosevelt hotel is across the street from us and had you a bender? >> i was in every hotel in los angeles.
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every motel and hotel until they would not have a room for me the next day. >> jimmy: one of the stories was that, you went down the block from us, and you looked for guy who is might be able to -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: get you something and then you wound up getting it and using crack with them? were they dressed as spiderman by any chance? >> no. we, maybe, i don't know. some things i don't recall exactly. you know, i wrote about vivid detail. the question that most addicts have a hard time answering and what everyone who is a non-addict wants the answer to is why, and the answer is it works at first, until it doesn't. and for me, it was important to be completely honest about the
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entire experience. it was not a how-to manuel. >> jimmy: no, but it is a very vivid and detailed description of what it feels like to use crack. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i mean, i have not used crack, but i do feel like i understand it now. and i did think it was especially interesting when you spoke, you wrote about the fact that, what happens the first time you use it is something you chase for the rest of the time you use it. it never is, it's never what it was that first time. >> ever, never. and that is like every drug. you know, i mean, to tell you the truth. the most insidious drug for me and i think for many people that deal with addiction is alcohol. but, crack brought me to a place that i had never had been to before. both in terms of the high, to be completely honest. but absolutely as it relates to the low. it was absolutely awful experience at the end. and it was an awful experience
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throughout, after that first time, you live in in a lot of gult and shame. >> and also, it's very difficult, listen, we know you, you have had a lard life no question about it. right from, you know, from when you were very young, tragedy struck your family. and of course, you know, it's easy to draw lines from this to that or whatever. but there are definitely a chemical element, to addiction. >> yeah, what i wanted to write the book for was, to humanize people suffering from addiction. but also, i wrote the book in more than anything, it's a love letter to the people that are loving someone that is struggling with addiction. because it's so hard for them to understand why it is that their love just can't get through. why it is that if they just love them more, that somehow they would had be able to cure them. and the one thing that i found
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to be more powerful than the most powerful love i knew which was my family, was my addiction. i hope this is, provides some people with some real hope that if they are just persistent and they continue, that when that person is ready to reach for that love, maybe they will be able to find their way out of that deep dark hole. >> jimmy: boy, was your dad persistent. i mean, very, very persistent. and i cannot imagine the nightmare that he must have been going through. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then reading about your story about when you were a little boy and how you were around all these politicians that we now know and they call you in the office and you get to go, see these things and these are friends of your dads. and then, when you talk about lindsey graham being television and attacking you. he was considered a family friend and he is a friend of
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your father's and how strange it is to see that happen. a person do that. >> it's really, more than anything, it's sad. the senate that -- my brother and i, you know, grew up in wilmington. my dad commuted every day. we knew the senate. he would a take us down and we had a rule. we could go with him at any time, anywhere that we wanted to. which sometimes we took a little too much advantage of. but we, but we saw my dad and got to become friends. well not as kids but they were like uncles. and you know, whether republican or democrat. politics has become so toxic. it has. and i think that the thing that i hope my dad is able to bring back is his genuine desire to take some of that toxicity out again. so, i had a deep respect for
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senator graham. and it's just sad to see the way in which he has decided to, not just attack me. but to approach politics. >> yeah. but also the way he attacked you. you wrote in the book. i do want to talk about this, you know, the ukraine and ukraine and how it became some issue. it became something, i gave donald trump something to grab to. well he did get impeached as a result of it. but you wrote, did i make a mistake by taking a seat on the board of the ukrainian gas company? no. did i display a lack of judgment? >> no. would i do it again? no. >> i meant what i said and what i wrote. go to the beginning. i went to yale law school. i served on a dozen boards before burisma, i was a vice chairman of the board in amtrak, and chairman of the board at the world food program u.s.,
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largest, supporting the largest humanitarian organization in the world. i had an expertise in corporate governance and i was a lawyer. which was how i was first approached. however, what i didn't take in to account was the way in which they would use the perception against my dad. and for that, i have, i would not do it again for that reason. >> jimmy: yeah. does it make you crazy when you hear had somebody like donald trump, jr., saying the only reason he is -- is because he is abide enand because of his last name, and how just, wildly comical that is? >> it is wildly comical. that is putting it lightly. i think. but, you know, i really, what i have learned is this, i don't spend too much time thinking about it. >> jimmy: i do, i think about it all the time. i will think about it for you. >> well, maybe is why. i have other people to think about it for me. i have other people to think
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about it for me. >> jimmy: do you know donald trump, jr.? >> no. >> jimmy: you have never met him? >> not that i though of. >> jimmy: you say not that i know of. >> i have been in rough places. >> jimmy: i saw you talking about the laptop in interviews and it became a big thing and when you are asked if it's your laptop, you say, you don't don'd and that is hard to believe unless you read the book and then i'm revised you have shoes on. >> yeah, i made it today. pants were the problem. pants were the problem. yeah. >> jimmy: pants are always the problem. >> yeah. no, you know, look, i really don't know. and the fact of the matter is, it's a red herring. it is absolutely a red herring. i absolutely think within my rights to question anything that comes from the, from the desk of rudy giuliani. and so, i don't know. is the answer. >> jimmy: do you ever wish you
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had apple care? >> that would have been a good thing. yeah. >> jimmy: there's one other thing that i want to ask about, it's the end of the book, and you are married now. you found love. and the way you found love, you have to understand that on paper this doesn't sound good. okay. and correct me if i have any of the details wrong. >> okay. >> jimmy: you meet some strangers. they say, oh, we have a girl you should meet. they give you her phone number. you text her like late at night. >> exactly. >> jimmy: she is sleeping. she is like, leave me alone, i'm asleep. she texts you the next morning and you have lunch together in an hour, you say you love her and she tells you she loves you and then she finds out that you are a crack addict. >> i tell her. i tell her. within the hour before i told her i loved her so she had an out, i told her. i said, look, i have a real problem. but, it's amazing. >> jimmy: and then you marry her a week later. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is -- now if i'm
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your dad and you tell me, i say, no, oh, no, oh, no, no, no, no. what did your dad say when you called to tell him this? >> i called him to tell him. and he got on the phone with melissa. and he said, i will tell you the same thing that my mom, my grandmother said to my now mother. when we got remarried. we say we got remarried after my mommy's death. thank you for giving my son the courage to love again. >> jimmy: wow. he always said the right thing. doesn't he? >> he does. >> jimmy: well, this is, i mean, this is some book. this is not one of those books you go, all right, this is a hell of a book. it's called "beautiful things." hunter biden. thank you for being with us. >> i appreciate it. thank you. >> jimmy: we will be back with the wallflowers. >> jimmy: we will be back with the wallflowers. ♪ ♪ [ crowd cheering ] [ engine revving ] [ race light countdown ]
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