appreciate your time. jimmy kimmel coming up next. andy garcia is on. we will see you tomorrow. >> announcer: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- andy garcia, l.a. dodger clayton kershaw, and music from noga erez, and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: well, hi. thank you, thank you. hi, everyone, i'm jimmy kimmel. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on what was a very big day. today was back to school day here in los angeles. this is back to school week, really. parents have been waiting for this almost a year. our kids went back this morning. we were so eager to drop them off, i'm honestly not sure it was their school. it was a school. when the lockdown started, our daughter was in pre-k when the lockdown started.

now she has her learner's permit. she's picking me up from work tonight. after more than a year of zooming from their rooms, this is what it was like in l.a. this morning. >> get out, get out, get out! >> jimmy: that's right. off -- off to applebee's. you know, they're easing into it. there are new policies in place that make schools safe. some classes are being held outdoors. desks are being spaced apart. so the kids aren't close. bullies are asking nerds to stick their own heads in the toilet. for swirlies. this is interesting. you know what has seen an uptick during the pandemic? besides crying? ufos. or, at least, sightings of them. reports of unidentified flying objects have skyrocketed. there were a thousand more sightings nationwide over the

same period last year. most of the reports came during march and april when the lockdown was at its most strict and we were at our midwest high. but listen, when you've been staring into a ring light for 12 hours a day, you're bound to see some circles in the sky. thanks, everybody. appreciate that. [ applause ] now you're patronizing. okay. matt gaetz is that congressman from florida with the hair. he is under investigation by the justice department and the house ethic committee. turn into a warner brothers -- and the house ethics committee, and they are investigating allegations of sex trafficking of a minor. gaetz made an appearance at the trump doral resort in miami this weekend for something called the "save america" summit.

it's hosted bay group called women for america first, which is hilarious, and their keynote speaker had a dire warning for the ladies at lunch. >> so when you see the leaks and the lies and the falsehoods and the smears, when you see the anonymous sources and insiders forecasting my demise, know this. they are ren't really coming fo me. they're coming for you. >> no, they're coming for you. they're not coming for -- just you. let he who has never venmo'd a prostitute cast the first stone. sadly for matt, that trump hotel in miami was as close as gaetzy got to the t-man. the congressman was reportedly denied a meeting with trump at mar-a-lago, which that has to be a heartbreaker. matt gaetz was like the son donald trump never had. now he's getting treated like the sons he does have. this would be the part of the movie where gaetz disguises

himself as a caddie and tries to sneak into mar-a-lago. i mean, how toxic do you have to be for trump to not want to meet with you? he's literally pen pals with kim jong-un. he once invited the taliban for a weekend of "glamping" at camp david. and now he won't let matt gaetz come see him. team gaetz pushed back on the reports that he got the cold shoulder. a gaetz spokesman said he "has not solicited a meeting with president trump anytime recently." this, by the way, is the spokesman for matt gaetz. not kidding. his name's harlan hill. what is going on there? that is not a spokesman. that is a four year old dressed up as orville redenbacher for halloween. this story that trump doesn't want to see him must have really bugged matt gaetz. he tweeted "this is a total lie. i am on a preplanned vacation with my fiancee, and that's got fob a fun vacation right now. honey, it's all fake news.

it's the deep state. nothing's funnier than these guys who sold their souls to trump coming to him in their time of need and thinking he's going to help them. asking donald trump for a favor is like asking a nigerian prince for a refund. you're not getting it. oak? instead of meeting with matt gaetz, trump on -- on saturday night, trump was the recipient of the first ever champion for freedom award, which was given by a group of republican fundraisers. trump strolled in his golf clothes and had these fond words for his old friend mitch. >> trump called mitch mcconnell a quote, dumb son of a bitch. >> jimmy: i don't know. that doesn't sound like my president. according to those in attendance, trump also mocked his wife, elaine chao. i said i hired his wife, did he ever say thank you? and he also very falsely claimed that the crowd that stormed the

capitol had over a million people. he can't help himself. "the violent and treasonous insurrection i directed was the biggest violent and treasonous insurrection in history!" and he also still wants credit for the vaccine. trump said that someone suggested to him that the vaccine should be called the "trumpcine." and he liked that. the trumpcine would be a mix of adderall, hydroxychloroquine, and ketchup. and of course he still says he won the election. this is getting sadder and sadder. it's like smashmouth at a county fair telling you their new album is #1, only billboard won't report on it. onto more important matters. there's an infestation unfolding in the state of ohio that i think demands national attention. it started wednesday night when multiple citizens called 911 claiming they saw monkeys on the loose at a cemetery in the east price hill neighborhood of cincinnati. police officers and animal experts searched for hours and came up no monkeys at all.

and the only hard evidence that these monkeys exist is this grainy video someone posted ofacebook. >> they're just sitting up there. they were swinging from the trees. hey, there is one down below you. you can see him. look, shining the light. >> oh my god! becky, look. >> right there. right there. three of them right there. >> jimmy: thank god somebody was there to shoot it with a broken motorola razr. no one is sure what is going on. there aren't any monkeys missing from the zoo in cincinnati. police think these could from a private collection, but no monkey owners have filed a missing primates report. not only that, this pack of mystery monkeys is starting to grow. they now say it's a gang of five. >> five monkeys have been spotted in st. joe's cemetery. officers and volunteers are

scouring the area over east price hill. we talked to people in the area who have seen them, and they say they're very tall, almost human-like sizes, big as trash cans. >> first we thought they might have been possums or something, but then we seen them swinging from the trees like monkeys. oh, those are monkeys for real. >> oh, yeah. seen their tail wagging and all. >> jimmy: right. do monkeys wag their tails? sounds like maybe they've got some dog monkeys. the police haven't been able to confirm any of these sightings or get in contact with the people who made the 911 calls. but fear not because an amateur monkey sleuth named charles is on the case! >> was over there, and they shot that way. >> charles delf. >> looked like he was about that tall. >> says he saw one of the monkeys thursday morning. he decided to search after hearing about the unusual story. >> i was making like a gorilla sound. and once i brushed a tree, that's when it was about this tall, shot that way.

>> jimmy: charles, can you recreate those gorilla sounds for us? you know, sometimes to catch a monkey you have to become a monkey. as of today, the police have still not found any monkeys and believe this whole thing could be misinformation. what do you think it is, guillermo? do you have any theories? >> guillermo: it's a crazy theory. >> jimmy: we may have to go to cincinnati to investigate this ourselves. >> guillermo: let's do it. >> jimmy: we have many trips planned, guillermo and i. and one is to japan. games are scheduled to take place in tokyo at the end of july, and we want to be in them. not at them, but at them. well want to compete. obviously we can't do gymnastics or swimming or tennis or diving, or really any of their sports, but there is one event i think we could have a shot at. so we got in touch with a former olympian from the united states. we asked him to teach us everything he knows in the hope that guillermo and i will have a chance to test our olympic mettle. and before we share this, i want you to know two things.

number one, it was raining and very cold. and number two, i forgot i was chewing gum. so sorry for that. ♪ we're in the rain with allen james. you were an olympic athlete for the united states. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you practice even when it's raining? >> even when it's raining. >> jimmy: your sport is what? >> race walking and it's a 20k and 50q race walk. >> jimmy: didn't it used to be called speed walking? >> some people call it speed walking. >> race walking. >> jimmy: now it's raining. cold too. my nipples protruding. that going to be a problem? >> it shouldn't be a problem. >> jimmy: on the course. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: so tell us about your sport. in fact, let's look at some video of your sport here. that's how i walk when i really have to use the bathroom? is that the kind of thing we're going to do? >> that's the kind of thing we're going to do. >> jimmy: now these people are walking as fast as they can. >> a lot of them are walking as fast as you can. you have to maintain within the

rules. >> jimmy: what are the rules? >> the rules are as one foot lands, the other is leaving the ground. so there is contact with the ground. >> jimmy: you always have to be touching the ground with your feet? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's the difference between running. >> when you're up off the air and running, you're bouncing off the ground. >> jimmy: all right. teach us. >> the key is to land on your heel. >> jimmy: okay. >> and then you kind of roll forward. you can bend your knee as it comes through, guillermo. >> jimmy: are they watching really closely? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and do people get penalized a lot? is it something that happens regularly? >> you can get three disqualification calls, and then on the fourth they make you sit in a penalty box. >> jimmy: wow. there is a penalty box. i like a sport with a penalty box. >> can i go away for you at the penalty box? >> do you realize the mexicans have won more medals in race walking than any other? >> jimmy: is that true, guillermo? >> that's true, but we go like this. >> you're getting better. much better.

wait. >> jimmy: wait, hold on. oh my goodness. he is not kidding around. >> he is ready. okay. >> jimmy: look at you, guillermo. >> so i'm going have you guys start off. don't worry about your arms. you're going to swing them. >> jimmy: wave our arms in the air like we just don't care? >> sure, like you just don't care. but you're going to step out and kind of walk with a straight leg and bend -- you're doing perf perfectly jamie, perfectly. pick up the pace a little bit. a nice roll from your heel to your toes. >> jimmy: and this is cool as far as picking up women goes? >> uh -- >> guillermo: so we go home now? >> are you cold? >> jimmy: here, let me warm you up. see? when you're in competition, it doesn't have to be unfriendly. >> right. >> jimmy: i'm starting to get an erection. let's separate. i'd really like to see you go full speed and kind of see how it's really done. >> okay. >> jimmy: uh-oh, he is taking

off his shirt. >> guillermo: oh my god. >> here. take that. i'll start off slow. >> jimmy: it's like walking when something is wrong. >> guillermo: yeah. good job, keep doing it, keep doing it good job! >> jimmy: i feel like coy be almost that fast. like if we were racing a sprinter, like if we were running against usain bolt, he would blow by us, but we could maybe hang. >> guillermo: should we try it? >> jimmy: do you mind if we try to race you, but for real. we want you to really race us. >> all right. >> jimmy: he's going to start back there, and we're going start right here. on your marks, get set, go! >> guillermo: jimmy, don't let him catch up! ♪ [ applause ]

[ bleep ] [ horn ] >> jimmy: did we have good form? yeah? >> you know, i didn't see it once you got my any tail, the smoke. >> jimmy: oh. >> i couldn't see the form. absolutely. >> jimmy: you want a gummy? honestly, on a scale of one to ten, what do you think? >> guillermo, you're probably a 3 or 4. i think with your build you could about a 4 to 5. a little bit of work. >> jimmy: that's good. >> it's your first time doing it. >> jimmy: we'll take it. you know what? we're going to try a number of event, and we think this may be the one for us to get into the olympics of 2021 or 2 or whenever they happen. appreciate it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it stopped raining. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, it doesn't always pay to be early.

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♪ >> jimmy: tonight from the world series champion los angeles dodgers clayton kershaw will join us. then later a talented artist from tel aviv. this is her album. it's called "kids." making her television debut from a flower shop all the way in israel music from noga erez.

this week we have new shows with john stamos, terry crews and corinne foxx. and we will hear music from easy life, zoe wees and greta van fleet. our first guest is a cuban-born miami-raised, oscar and golden globe-nominated actor who for some unfathomable reason has decided to spend his 65th birthday with us here tonight. he stars alongside katey sagal in the new legal drama "rebel." it airs thursdays at 10 here on abc. please welcome andy garcia. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ wow. we're happy that you're here on your 65th birthday, but not for

you. >> i'm happy i'm here on my 65th birthday. >> jimmy: we feel sad for you have to be here on your 65th birthday. >> i only have 40 friends. jimmy wants me on the show on my birthday? wow. >> jimmy: i'm happy that you're here. honestly, i wouldn't have asked yo had i known it was your birthday today. but now that i do, i'm glad you're here. >> it's a pleasure always to see you, jim. >> jimmy: fantastic for 65 years old. you. do you do. i'm sure it's mostly genetic, but do you moisturize? >> in all the important places. >> jimmy: right. we wouldn't want to let this go uncelebrated. so we have a little something. i think we should sing here. and here we go. here comes guillermo. ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear andy,

happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday! a lot of candles. [ applause ] don't light your tie on fire. he's still got it! look at that. here is a little cuba linebacbr your birthday. and one for you too, guillermo, of course. happy birthday to you, my friend. thanks for being here. we're planning to put 65 cigars on the cake, but it was a fire hazard. what is your fondest birthday memory? do you have, besides this, obviously. >> you know, i don't think i have -- i mean. >> jimmy: what did you do when you were 21? >> i don't remember that. >> jimmy: 18? >> no, i don't remember. >> jimmy: 10?

>> no. >> jimmy: do i hear 5? >> no. i always -- i really basically just spend it most of the time -- i guess when i turned maybe -- maybe 50, they surprised me at the house. >> jimmy: ah. >> a big all friends. >> jimmy: intruders or family and friends? both. >> and i was really surprised, you know. the funny thing was, now that i flash on it, i had some friends coming from florida, old friends of mine saying that their kids were going to look at loyola marymount and local schools. i was great, come stay at the house, whatever. we went to go play golf. and then we're at the golf course, and they said your wife slipped and her knee, she blew out her knee. we got to get home right away. >> jimmy: what? >> and i'm going oh, god, on my birthday, knee blew out. and i get home. we rush home. it wasn't far, in toluca lakes, and as i'm pulling in, i see the

keyboard player in my band unloading a keyboard like half a block down my road. i'm going like what the hell. alberto, what are you doing here? his eyes went like this. he said i'm -- oh, you live here? i'm doing a party next door. and i said come over after. i'll be home, you know. and then, you know, i started to walk in, and i started to click, you know. what the hell is going on. and then i open the door and there was i don't know. >> jimmy: so i think what you're telling us. >> that would be the fun, 50. >> jimmy: the fact that you play a detective in movies does not mean you are a detective in real life? >> i'm not a detective. i'm not colombo. >> jimmy: have you see the birthdays, they have the driv drive-by birds? >> yes. >> jimmy: we wanted to show our

appreciation. we have a walk-by birthday party. let's go out on the street. these people -- hello, excuse me, excuse me, ladies? hi, ladies. >> hi. >> jimmy: how are you? it's jimmy kimmel. i'm inside the building. >> hi. >> jimmy: and i'm here with a very special person. his name is andy garcia. the actor. are you familiar with andy? >> i am. >> yes. >> jimmy: well, it's his 65th birthday today. would you like to say happy birthday to andy? >> happy birthday! >> happy birthday, andy! >> you can talk to them, andy. >> thank you so much. be safe! >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right. there you go. okay. well, that was nice, right? a walk-by. got to go. >> jimmy: i know you're a big dodgers fan. we've also arranged for clayton kershaw to be a part of your birthday, but he's not actually here and you won't see him. >> well, that's pretty much standard operating procedure in our relationship. >> jimmy: how many times have you thrown out the first pitch at dodgers stadium?

>> twice. >> jimmy: two times. we have photos from both of those times. so the first one -- well, your form is not bad. but it looks like you really improved by the second time around. have you been cuba libre'ing it up a little bit before the first one? >> no, just before the show. >> jimmy: was that a thrill for you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: or was that something that made you nervous? >> at least one of the times, or maybe both of the times was cuban heritage day. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> so i'm the only cuban in l.a. call andy. here come over. give him a couple of hot dogs. he'll be fine. like a trail of hot dogs. >> jimmy: have you been a dodgers fan since you were a kid? >> since i came to l.a. in the late '70s, yeah. >> jimmy: is it true when you came to l.a., you worked on a dock with bryan cranston? >> yes. we work at the roadway dock. you know those -- those 40-foot trucks that say roadway. >> jimmy: roadway, yeah. >> we worked on those docks in

the city of commerce, all night from 7:00 at night, something like that, to 7:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: so there is no water near the dock you were working on? >> no, no. >> jimmy: that's a little weird? >> a big sort of like -- it looks like the track of a -- track and field, like an oval. and they all back into that. you even strip an entire 40-footer by yourself or you load one by yourself. >> jimmy: did you get to know bryan at that time? >> not really. we kind of remembered each other. he said hey, i remember you were there. we kind of later on, you know. when we met as working actors. >> jimmy: that's strange.pwho w. and you guys are the same age. who the would guess two guys working on that dock would go on to become these superstar. >> it's crazy, man. i remember whenever you had a long piece of equipment you had to unload and you couldn't do it by yourself, you would ask a fellow guy next door, because these trucks are loaded up. there is hundreds of them like around this track. you say hey, can you give me a hand? so i'm -- there was a long --

between you and me, like a big thing we're carrying like this. and the guy says hey, i haven't seen you much. i come here part time. what are you doing? oh, i'm out here looking for work as an actor. and the guy says oh, i'm a producer. you got to start somewhere, i guess. producer's out of wor. >> jimmy: andy garcia is here. his show is called "rebel." we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought toe you by carmax. ensure your next car is the right drive with a 24-hour test drive. [sneezes] are your sneezes putting your friends in awkward positions? [sneezes] stick with zyrtec. zyrtec starts working hard at hour one and works twice as hard when you take it again the next day.

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i started running background checks on all the potential plaintiffs. >> i don't want to hear about the background checks yet. i want to hear about the study. who is overseeing it? >> dr. nathaniel deflynn. >> nate? >> yes. >> your son? >> yes. >> the gynecologist? >> don't say it like it's a dirty word. >> oh, your son the gynecologist is overseeing a heart valve study. >> he is consulting with a cardiologist and he is perfectly qualified. >> you lied to me. >> i did not lie. he is doing a study. >> that is andy garcia and katie sagal in the new show "rebel." you played her boss. >> she is not technically a lawyer. she is not a lawyer actually. she brings me all her pro bono cases and all the stuff to my office and kind of coerces me into -- >> jimmy: got you. this is based on erin

brckovich's -- >> inspired by her character but it's a fictional character, as is mine. >> jimmy: so she didn't have a version of. >> yeah, she did. she had a lawyer she worked with. albert finney played him in the film. or played a fictionalized. i'm not sure. she always had to work with a law firm in order to try the cases, you know. >> jimmy: your daughter is on the show. do you know that your daughter danielle was on the show? yeah. she is on the show with you. >> really? which one was she? >> jimmy: she is the one who is not your love interest. yes. yes. >> wow. >> jimmy: how many of your kids are acting now? >> my oldest daughter dominique and daniela, my middle daughter, and my other daughter is a model and my son is in music school in loyola in new orleans. >> jimmy: that's your other love, really, music? >> yeah. >> jimmy: is he studying? a percussionist? >> he is a percussionist, but he is in a music industry program.

he is a great dj, a really wonderful dj. he has really been dedicating a lot of his time to those skills. but he plays percussion and stuff. >> jimmy: do you like that your kids are doing this stuff? >> i love my kids. >> jimmy: have you told them you got to go work on the dock in the city of industry? >> they haven't gone through that. >> jimmy: they have not? >> they understand that dad did. but they've had -- they have, you know -- it's a different thing, you know. >> jimmy: are you enjoying your birthday party so far? >> no. >> jimmy: let's go back out on the street and see if we can -- well, there goes a guy. we missed him. hello there, hi. hello! >> hi. >> jimmy: are you a family? >> we are. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> seattle, washington. >> jimmy: oh, welcome to l.a. what's going on? >> college touring. >> jimmy: oh, wow. what schools are you looking at? >> cal poly and chapman. >> jimmy: very good.

may i ask, have you heard of the actor andy garcia? >> yes. >> jimmy: guess what day today is? >> happy birthday! >> jimmy: wow! wow! i swear that was not set up. how did you know it was andersen's birthday? >> we're omniscient. >> jimmy: the whole family? >> yes. >> jimmy: okay, that's got to be a pain in the ass at thanksgiving. well thanks for wishing andy a happy birthday. he was just telling us he was hoping some strangers from seattle would. >> thank you so much. >> happy birthday! >> jimmy: all right. thanks. there you go. see that, andy? you still got it. well, happy birthday. thanks for being with us. i appreciate it. >> i appreciate you. >> jimmy: andy garcia, "rebel" is his show, thursday nights, 10:00 here on abc. we'll be right back with clayton kershaw. [ applause ] ♪ tefeeling quite like myself. ♪ i want to break free ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from noga erez is on the way. our next guest is a future hall of famer. an all-around good guy. and on the days he's not pitching at dodger stadium, he'll vaccinate you too. that's true. from our world series champion los angeles dodgers, please welcome three-time cy young award winner clayton kershaw. [ cheering and applause ] hey, clayton. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm great, man. >> jimmy: you know, clayton, i have to say, i imagine that you

would have a series of trophies behind you, but it seems to be a regular house you're in. >> yeah, just pictures, huh. no trophy here is. >> jimmy: and then there is one of those coral things that you take from the sea. >> yeah, i got to tell you, i think ellen worked on this for probably 30 minutes before this. she really wanted to make sure it looked good for you. >> jimmy: you know, if you squat down a little bit, if you scrunch down, and go to your left, you will look like you have antlers. yeah. >> it's a fun game! >> jimmy: speaking of fun, i would imagine that this weekend was a fun one for you. >> oh, it was a blast. it was just -- there are so many great things. obviously starting with the ring. but we had fans back at dodger stadium. [ applause ] it was awesome. >> jimmy: you got a sweep. you swept the nationals. you threw a shut-out. i mean, that's, you know, that's a heck of a way to come back.

>> yeah. it was awesome. it's been a blast so far. it really has. obviously, the last year was great. and i'm looking forward to this year too. it's going to be pretty special. >> jimmy: it's going well. you guys have the best record in baseball right now. of course it's very early. but you did get your ring this weekend too. >> i did get my ring. i did. >> jimmy: that's exciting. >> it is. >> jimmy: do you have the ring? can you show it to us? >> yeah you want to see it? >> jimmy: i'd love to see it. >> you got to see the box first. >> jimmy: okay, great. >> so here is the box. and then got your name on it. and then open it up, and it's got like a highlight video. you see that? >> jimmy: oh, yeah. wow! >> and then i'll take this out for you too. you see it a little up close like. >> jimmy: wow! that's awesome. >> yeah. not too bad. >> jimmy: you know, i have one of those in my refrigerator. every time i open it, it shows a montage of me eating different things.

that's pretty great. and how do you keep the kids from not taking that and throwing it down the toilet? >> we're working on that. so far not so good. we're working on it, though. >> jimmy: did you see the astros get booed at angels stadium? >> i did see that. i did see that. >> jimmy: did you appreciate that? >> you know, you're not going to let me go, are you? >> jimmy: am i the only one still hung on this? i don't know. >> you know what? the good thing is i don't have to be hung up on it because there are so many other fans that are waiting their time for it of so i don't have to worry about it. >> jimmy: i know. the fans are going to take care of this one, i think. i told you maybe like a year ago, it was during the world series that you were wearing your hat, which you have a tradition. you wear one hat for the whole season. and you're wearing your hat, and it was just absolutely filthy, and my daughter jane, who is 6 years old said why is his hat so

dirty? and then i had to explain the whole hat thing, which she didn't understand at all. but even more significantly you start out the new season with the new hat, and a new glove. how long had you had the old glove? >> yeah, so i finally retire mid glove after basically my whole career. so it's been about 13 years. yeah, look at that thing. >> jimmy: look at that. it looks like -- -- it looks like something onus wagner played with. >> i wouldn't out with that thing on. they told me during the play-offs, kidding around, hey, if we win this thing you need to retire that glove. it's time. i kind of blew them off, okay, whatever. but they kept on me. no, seriously, you need to retire that glove. and the more i thought about it, they were right. so sure enough, we won. and i put it away. but spring training this year, i was pretty horrible. so i was thinking about breaking into the glass. getting it back out.

so far so good. it's still in safe keeping. >> jimmy: did it make you say goodbye to the glove? i mean, you know, i feel sad when i get rid of a car that i've leased. >> yes. i don't -- i don't do change well. like have i the same stuff. i just don't change anything, ever. and so, yeah, it was tough to say goodbye. >> jimmy: how did you pick a new glove? knowingit's really like picking a wife. knowing you're going to be together for a really long tie. >> yeah. well, i mean, truth be told, this glove is six years old that i'm using right now. i just had it stowed away. so it's still an old glove too. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you tapped an ex to come in. >> yeah, something like that. >> jimmy: wow. that is crazy. so you're going to be a free agent at the end of the season. you know that, right? >> i do know, that yes. >> jimmy: what are you thinking? are you thinking winning another world series makes you more or less likely to retire? >> i think i will not retire,

but i don't know. if we won another one, jimmy, i mean, that would be tough. how do you top that? you're just getting greedy at that point. >> jimmy: well, tom brady. look what tom brady did. and i worry that you see that and you think oh, well maybe i'll go to some hell hole like florida or something. >> tom brady is in a league of his own. he is 10 years older than me. i can't imagine. i hope i'm just walking when i'm 43. >> jimmy: that would be nice. so your foundation, you have some great charity events here in los angeles, and you have this foundation. and you have come up with now a beer. i have the beer. you were kind enough to send me some of the beer. >> there it is. >> jimmy: this is your personal beer now. by the way, when they brew this beer, and this is the really cool thing about it, they have these big vats. it's a microbrewery. and clayton puts his old glove in it, right?

isn't that how you get the flavor? >> we were trying to sell this, okay. >> jimmy: oh, okay. so there is no glove in it? >> no glove, no glove. >> jimmy: tell us who this benefits, this beer? >> it benefits kershaw's challenge. it's our foundation. it's what we've been -- we have different beneficiaries across the country. but here in l.a. we benefit the dream center in different places like shoes that fit and things linebacker that. it was a really cool opportunity. wicked curve, have a beer of your own and get to raise money for a good cause, it's kind of two things that you're drinking for a good cause. there is nothing wrong with that, right? >> jimmy: yeah, it's a great excuse to drink too. [ applause ] by the way, i want to ask you about your pal matt stafford is a quarterback for the rams. you guys have known each other for how long? >> yeah, we played soccer together when we were probably 8 years old. it's been a while. >> jimmy: wow. what a crazy thing that was. were you excited he decided to come here? >> yeah, i'm super excited.

i texted him when he got traded and i said i hope this is what you want. and help was so fired up. this is exactly where he wanted to be. the rams are a great situation for him. and i get to watch close. so it's going to be awesome. >> jimmy: wouldn't it be terrible for you to leave one of your old friends since you were 8 years old? it's the kind of thing that makes you want to stay here until the end of your career, right? >> exactly, exactly. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's great to see you. i'm glad that things are off to a good start. proceeds from kershaw's wicked curve benefit at-risk kids through clayton's foundation, kershaw's challenge. and the dodgers home stand continues against the rockies tomorrow night. thanks, clayton. clayton kershaw, everybody. we'll be back with noga erez. ♪

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i'm not sure if there's anything i can say to my family members to convince them to take the covid-19 vaccine. i'm not even sure if i'm convinced. hi darius, i think that people respond more to what we do than what we say. so after looking at all the data and the science about these vaccines, i got the vaccine. and i made sure my mom and dad got the vaccine. because these vaccines are safe. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: thanks to andy garcia, clayton kershaw and noga erez.

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