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and thanks for watching! i'm ama daetz. >> i'm dan >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- arnold schwarzenegger. kyla-drew. guillermo on the oscars red carpet. and music from the flaming lips. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for clapping. this is so much better than having a regular audience. you know? i hope your weekend was good. on saturday, i don'tknow if you saw this, in brooklyn, they had a memorial for dmx, the legendary hip-hop artist. we had him on our show a couple times. and he always put on a great show. but on saturday, he topped everything with what has to be the single greatest funeral procession of all time.
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look at this. instead of a hearse, they transported his coffin via monster truck. is that not incredible? this is what they should have done for prince philip over in england. i told my wife that is how i want my funeral to go. i want to roll like the ruff ryders. except i want my truck to go across the country. start in brooklyn, where i was born. make a stop in every city i ever lived. tampa, phoenix, tucson, seattle, palm springs, las vegas, and end up right here in hollywood. with a cabo wabo brunch for everyone. wouldn't that be nice? guillermo, will you see to it that that happens? that my wishes are carried out? >> guillermo: i promise you i'll take care of that. >> jimmy: thank you very much. speaking of elaborate funerals, did you watch the oscars last night? [ applause ] not many people did. the ratings for the oscars plummeted from 23 million last year to less than 10 million this year.
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how can something so woke put so many people to sleep? i don't know. for whatever reason, the awards were held at union station in downtown, which is the closest many of these stars have ever been to public transportation. and they tried to mix it up. they really did. this was the oscars that finally answered the question, "what happens when you don't cut off acceptance speeches?" turns out, they go on for a very long time. and then, you had another problem, which was the idea of holding an awards show in a train station. >> on behalf of dana and ken powers, our co-director, this film started as a love letter to jazz, but we had no idea how much jazz would teach us about life. >> very tragic. that was the team from the movie "soul." that won best animated feature. in a way, they got a soul train award, didn't they? there were some surprises, notably in the category of best actor. everyone thought that would go to the late chadwick boseman. they even saved that category
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for the end of the show, assuming it would be a big emotional moment to wrap it up, but instead of chadwick boseman, anthony hopkins won best actor for playing a man with dementia in "the father," and he was so committed to his role, he forgot to show up. and this is true. he was reportedly asleep when he won, which is not a great sign for a network television when they say hey, anthony, you might win tonight. and he's like, "eh, i'll just watch it on youtube tomorrow." it was an historic evening. before last night, an oscar had never been given to a still photo of anthony hopkins before. the big winner was "nomadland." that won best picture, best director, and the star of the movie, frances mcdormand, took home best actress. this was frances mcdormand's third oscar. and she's great, but whenever she gives a speech, it's like -- you know on saturday morning, and you get a knock on the door, and you think, "i
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probably shouldn't open this," but you do, and then it's a couple there to share the good news about jehovah? and you tolerate it because they seem sincere, but you're just trying to end the conversation as quickly as possible so you can get back in the house. that's how frances mcdormand gives an acceptance speech. she's not that into it. i wouldn't be surprised to find her first two oscars rolling around in her trunk. or something. guillermo was at the oscars last night. did you have fun? >> guillermo: i always have fun, jimmy. >> jimmy: you always have fun? >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: but when you say you always have fun, i wonder. did you actually have fun at the oscars last night? they gave you a bad spot, didn't they? >> guillermo: they give us a bad spot, but we make it the best time for us. >> jimmy: well, sure, yeah. guillermo is on the red carpet. he risked his very life to be there, and we'll have his exclusive report with all the stars a little later on. speaking of stars, caitlyn jenner, over the weekend, announced that she is planning to run for governor of california in the recall election later this year. caitlyn is running as a republican and has promised that if elected, she will make sure
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she is never allowed to use a public restroom again. you know the last republican to win a recall election in our state you know who that was? >> guillermo: arnold. >> jimmy: arnold schwarzenegger. he has not yet weighed in on caitlyn at all. but he will be with us tonight, so i'll find out what he thinks about our possible first lady governor. millions of americans are getting vaccinated. as of last week, 140 million of americans have had at least one shot, but many now are skipping the second shot. according to the cdc., 8% of people who got their first dose have missed their appointment for their second. which is confusing. the second shot is the one that gives you lasting immunity. it's like buying fruit at the bottom yogurt and only eating the yogurt. it doesn't make sense. you have to get both shots. i have a wild idea. hear me out. what if we all just did what the health experts tell us to do to
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do? i know, it's so not crazy, it just might work. thursday will mark joe biden's 100th day in office, and yet, there are some who are still contesting the results of the election. in arizona, the republican-led state senate has called for an audit of the results in maricopa county. that's phoenix. it's the largest county in the state and the one that went for joe biden. they've taken possession of the ballots and the machines and everything, and they hired a consulting company from florida to go through it all in secret. they hired a company that has no experience counting ballots, was founded by a guy who spread election conspiracies before. and the name of the company, for real, is cyber ninjas. the cyber ninjas are counting ballots in arizona. this is their website. they've entrusted our democracy to a company that has swords on their homepage. and this is good, too. i guess this is supposed to be a cyber ninja, but looks more like a guy who is about to masturbate
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at the library. i'll have to ask the mypillow guy about this on wednesday. he will be with us. but first, back to the stuff that really matters -- awards. we have a beloved oscar tradition here at the show. every year, guillermo rents a golden tuxedo and hits the red carpet to chat with the starses a they make their way into the theater. usually he will offer a preshow shot of tequila to the nominees, but this year because of the pandemic, no one is allowed to do that. this is how far guillermo was stationed away from the action. the only person who was farther away was anthony hopkins. but distance and disease are hardly enough to stop our hero. and so, here we go once again, it's guillermo's night to shine from a safe distance on the red carpet, or near it, at the oscars. [ applause ] ♪ >> guillermo: with the last, all
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the way to the end. look, there is a green wall right there. look. we literally are at the end of the world. we're going make it work. we're going make it happen. it's a "minori" party. >> a "minori" party! >> guillermo: you know what? i have you both in my oscar p poll. >> did you vote for us? >> guillermo: i vote for you. you can take my venmo. >> what's your venmo? >> guillermo: guillermo loves money. >> guillermo loves money. >> guillermo: a group hug. >> i appreciate you so much. >> guillermo: thank you, guys. love you so much. i love you in "sound of metal." din or dawn? >> i really like the sound of farting, if you really want to know the truth. >> guillermo: wow you got to be kidding! me too? >> this is the butt hole right here, and then you go -- there
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you go. >> guillermo: like that? >> good one. >> guillermo: i just learned thou do that, a fart. right there! >> all right, man! >> guillermo: job. i hope you win. [ farting sound ] >> thanks, guillermo. >> guillermo: congratulations on your nomination. >> thank you so much. >> guillermo: are you guys excited? >> have you watched the movie? >> guillermo: i haven't watched the movie, but everybody is talking about the movie, that it's real good. >> you should watch it first. >> guillermo: can i get your netflix password so you can watch the money? >> you can rent out here, i think. >> guillermo: tell her i learn a new sign for her. >> what? >> guillermo: it's a sign of fart. so you go like this and -- >> not me. i'm not farting. >> guillermo: no, the guy from "sound of metal" was farting. do you know how to do a cartwheel? >> yes, i do. >> guillermo: can you show it to
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us? wow! that's awesome! now my turn. all right. i don't know how. >> good job, good try. >> guillermo: thank you very much. is it hard to be so smooth in life? >> it's hard to be so smooth? are you saying i'm smooth, guillermo? is that what you're saying? you said i'm smooth. is it hard? if you think i'm smooth, i feel like i'm just being myself. so it's not hard if you think i'm smooth. i'm just chilling. >> guillermo: it's not hard for me either. >> i can tell, bro. i can tell. look at that. >> guillermo: thank you. >> i'm flexing, you know what i'm saying? >> guillermo: if you win, don't forget, you to say thank ou to guillermo. >> i'll remember that. i'll remember the sweetest guy on the carpet. >> guillermo: if you don't, it's going to be seven years of bad luck. >> who says my abuelita, my grandma says that. >> i don't want to mess around
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with grandma. >> guillermo: you look like a disco. >> i look like a disco? >> guillermo: you know though guys. >> i look like a disco? what do you look like? >> guillermo: i look like a disco ball. >> you look fantastic. we got the memo. >> guillermo: who do you think is going to win tonight, godzilla or king kong? [ laughter ] which one you like? pfizer or moderna? >> um, i don't know. whoever is available. >> guillermo: or tequila? >> let's start with the tequila and then go to sour dough. >> guillermo: tequila works better, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> guillermo: are you ever going to do "one night in mexico"? >> that might be fun. >> guillermo: oh my god. >> one night in mexico starring guillermo? >> guillermo: you the director. i'm here for you. >> all right. >> guillermo: they already made cinco, the hangover. let me give you a hug. >> all right. >> i feel like i'm oscar's
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sister, and you're like his cousin. >> guillermo: yeah, exactly. that's right. is it hard to be an actress? >> yes, it's hard [ bleep ]. yeah. i'm for sure going to go back to music, definitely. >> hey, guys, what's up? >> were you just drinking hand sanitizer? >> guillermo: yes, i was. how you doing? >> you were drinking hand sanitizer. i just snuck up on you. >> guillermo: yes. >> it keeps your breath fresh. >> guillermo: yeah, it's good. >> i can't tell because of the distance. >> guillermo: listen, if you win, are you going to remember me? are you going to say i want to thanks guillermo from "jimmy kimmel live!"? >> definitely not going to say that. >> guillermo: is that dr. fauci right there? dr. fauci! i have one question. >> don't give me any of that mexican tea that you gave me the last time, or lemonade. >> guillermo: you know what? they don't let me bring it this
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time because of coronavirus. >> yeah, well. >> i was a little bit looking forward to it. >> guillermo: instead, i've been drinking this invisible tequila. >> oh, yeah? >> guillermo: yeah, you want some? it's real good. anejo or blanco? >> blanco. >> guillermo: let's do it. >> oh. >> it's a family. >> guillermo: family? one, two, three! salud! >> salud! >> okay. yeah? lime, lime, lime! ♪ >> you got the cheap stuff. thanks, jimmy! >> one, two, three. >> what are you doing? keep finishing. keep going, keep going. >> guillermo: hey, good luck! that was smooth, right?
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>> nah, man, i think that was hand sanitizer. thank you. >> guillermo: that's it from the red carpet. i think i did a good job. i was sexy. i was sober. i didn't get nobody sick. that's a win in my book. see you next year. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. tough gig this year, but you did it again. we have a great show for you tonight. from the new show, "dad, stop embarrassing me," kyla-drew is here. we've got music from the flaming lips, and we'll be right back with arnold schwarzenegger. ♪ >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by mercedes-benz. a choice that requires no explanation. it's where safe and daring seamlessly intersect. it's understated, yet over-delivers. it is truly the mercedes-benz of sports sedans.
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♪ >> jimmy: well, hello. welcome back tonight.
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from the new netflix series "dad, stop embarrassing me," kyla-drew is here. then later, a great and fun band from oklahoma city, their album is called "american head," music from the flaming lips. [ cheering and applause ] this week, we've got new shows with maya rudolph, justin theroux, malcolm gladwell, billy porter, with music from tom jones, kings of leon, plus dave grohl and his daughter violet. and make sure to join us wednesday night when mypillow ceo mike lindell will descend from atop banana mountain to join us here in studio in california. please do. our first guest tonight is our former governor and terminator, who has done it all and then some. his new project is his first-ever animated children's show. "stan lee's superhero kindergarten" is available on kartoon channel now. please welcome arnold schwarzenegger. [ cheering and applause ] hello, governor. how you? >> thank you, jimmy. i'm doing great. i tell you one thing, that i was
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asked several times did i watch the oscars. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i told people i watched maybe one-third of it. so i cannot even tell you who won. did i win yesterday? >> jimmy: you did win. you won best supporting actress weirdly you won. >> very nice, very nice. i tell you the reason i only watched one-third is because it was so boring. [ laughter ] i'm telling you that without you hosting it, you really brought it so alive. and so i got addicted watching you host the oscars. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> i basically just turned it off and just couldn't watch it anymore, because there was so much talent there on the stage, but it was so boring. how can they make this with all this talent so boring? i think the next time they should take to it muscle beach and have the oscars on muscle beach. what do you think about that? >> jimmy: that's not a bad idea.
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i think we'd all like to see everybody oiled up and in little bikini thong type things. >> exactly. >> jimmy: how you feeling? since i saw you last, you had a surgery on your heart. >> yes. this was my fourth heart surgery, and it went fantastic. so i feel great [ applause ] it's fantastic. so i'm very happy about it. >> jimmy: you're a grandfather now. so you need to stick around for a while. this is your first grandchild, your daughter katherine and star lord have given you a grandchild. how do you feel about that? >> fantastic. the only thing it is makes me feel old to think about now i have a grandchild. but it's really great having a grandchild. it's a beautiful, beautiful baby. baby lila, and i'm very crowd of katherine and chris. they're doing really great together as parents. >> jimmy: you know, i was thinking about you as a grandfather, and i was thinking
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about how great it would be if my grandparents had farm animals roaming around the house like you have with the mini donkey and the horse and all that stuff. your granddaughter is what, 8 months old? she is going to go crazy when she realizes you're living in a petting zoo. >> she has already been over here several times in the house, and she sat on top of top of tof on top of whiskey, and i think she is going to be a great horseback rider. >> jimmy: how about that? that's going to be a lot of fun. do you baby-sit? do you change diapers? do you do all of that stuff? >> i did all of that when i had kids. when my kids were growing up. and it was lot of fun to do that, but i have never changed diapers on lila, because i think catherine is the expert gatekeeper. she just whenever you touch the baby, oh my god, oh my god, like this. i said catherine, come on now. i've held enough children in my hands. i know exactly what i'm doing.
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i'm an expert in that stuff. she just freaks out and does it. >> jimmy: all you have to tell her is you're fine, right? look at that. >> but it's fun. >> jimmy: i'm sure you're well awa aware, and i'm sure people have been asking you about in your personal life, caitlyn jenner is running for governor of california. they announcing there will be a recall election, and caitlyn jenner wants to run. and in doubt inspired by the fact that you ran for governor during a recall election and you won. do you think caitlyn jenner has any chance of winning this election? >> well, you know, anyone has a chance because i think that the people are dissatisfied what's going on here in california. and i hope as many people as possible are jumping into the race and going for it. because remember, when i was in the recall election, there were 150 candidates there, and it was a huge circus. it was kind of fun to run for governor at that time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it will be fun this time too for everybody.
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the key thing about all of this it doesn't matter if it's caitlyn or it's anyone else, do you have a clear vision where you want to go? what are the kind of changes you want to make and why are you qualified to become governor? that's what you have to convince the people. all the other stuff is all nonsense because the press will attack no matter who you are. they attack me, but in the end i won. >> jimmy: you did win, and convincingly. i think one thing caitlyn knows for sure is the changes that she wants to make. because she made some real big changes. >> exactly. hopefully she will have those kind of changes in mind for the whole state, make a lot of changes and straighten out the mess we're in right now. and i think there will be, like i said, she will not be the only candidate. there will be many other candidates. i predict right now there will be another 100 candidates. >> jimmy: 100? oh, wow. >> yes. >> jimmy: wow. 100 candidates. >> i think so. >> jimmy: has caitlyn called you to ask for advice or your blessing or endorsement? >> i don't talk about that
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because there is just about everyone in is thinking about running has called me. >> jimmy: yes. >> i'm very good friends with caitlyn. have i the utmost respect for her. but i'm also very good friends with governor newsom, and i'm good friends with all the other people that have contacted me ad have asked me for advice about running or not running and all those kind of things. >> jimmy: i want to talk about your newsletter. because you started a newsletter which is -- and i heard you're really working on this personally. it's something very important to you. why did you start a newsletter, and what kinds of stuff is in it? >> first i just want to say that everything that we do, we always get a lot of help. that's why i always say there is no such thing as a self-made man. i get help. but i'm very much involved in this. and this is really kind of the unfiltered arnold. i'm out there giving people advice, talking about my life, talking about the animals here, and talking about the training, talking about being successful. there is a loft questions that
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people have about how do they stay focused, for instance, during my career when there was all the other stuff going on around me. and i explain to them, it's very important to have a very clear vision of what you want to accomplish. see that vision always in front of you, and go 100% all-out, no matter what anyone says. because a lot of the naysayers around all of this, you tell people about it, they say you can't do it, it's impossible. so i basically provide encourage. to people and kind of positive reinforcement that anything is possible. don't let yourself be held back by anybody. just work your ass off. that is the most important thing. >> jimmy: you know what? your son patrick was here about a month ago, and we were talking about pot and smoking pot. and he said that you really talked him out of doing it. it was not something that he does because of you. and yet in your newsletter, you posted this photograph. it's you and tommy chong during
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the early cheech and chong days. now that would indicate to me that something was up. >> i'm telling you, you're busting me big-time here. i don't know how you find this stuff. you dig up a photograph from the early '70s. but any way, yeah, tommy, he and i became very good friends. we both had big, big dreams when we met on venice beach working out there in the outside weightlifting platform. and we talked about how we wanted to become stars, and he wanted to be in comedy and was dreaming about that. i was dreaming of being the biggest and the best bodybuilder and then getting into moving and being a leading man and all of this stadium. we had a really great time. he of course was stoned a loft times. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> we went over to a friend's house many times to smoke pot in those days. and he actually told me do not smoke a whole joint, just have a few joints and try to work out
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that way. so i started working out with a few hits before we went to the gym and worked out this way, and it was really fantastic. [ laughter ] 1975, i competed in the mr. olympia contest for the sixth time and i won it the sixth time. after that i wanted to get really serious in business. i wanted to finish my business degree in college and get into acting and show business and all that. and i then stopped smoking from one day to the next and didn't smoke a joint ever since. >> jimmy: and tommy kind of did the opposite, really, and it worked out for him too. >> exactly. yeah, but i remember when -- i remember when my son talked to me that he started smoking weed. i said don't do it. >> jimmy: simple as that. arnold schwarzenegger's new show is called "stan lee's superhero kindergarten." it's on kartoon channel. we'll be right back with governor schwarzenegger. ♪
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>> we're learning the classic austrian folk dance created in the late 18th century. would you like the join us? it's so much fun. >> jimmy: that is arnold schwarzenegger as superhero turned teacher in "stan lee's superhero kindergarten" which is on kartoon channel. did you work with stan lee on this cartoon? >> yes, yes. as a matter of fact, the interesting thing about it is stan and i was talking about, we were talking about creating some kind of a superhero character for me and doing an animated show. and then he said to me, what is your biggest wish? and i said to do a sequel to "kindergarten cop." he said the sequel to "kindergarten cop", wow. and then he looked up in the air and waited for a second and said i have an idea. what is that? he says we should call it "super hero kindergarten." and you will be a retired hero, some superhero. and you will be teaching
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kindergarten kids that all have super powers, how to become good heros in the future, the future batmans and the future superman and those characters. >> jimmy: yeah. >> he had this idea. wow, this is fantastic. we can animate it for little kids. this is the idea. and then he started writing it up. and i saw that the concept and just fell in love with it. let's do it. sadly, stan lee passed away since then so he could never see the finished product. but the fact of the matter is he is an absolute genius. >> jimmy: he is. >> he created within seconds, right there sitting there in my office on my couch. and we were talking about this idea. >> jimmy: what a pairing. this is not the first time you've done voiceover work for animation. in fact, going way back, i think we have a clip here from many years back. ♪ >> i thought i saw a puddy tat. >> that's right. >> i did, i did see a puddy tat.
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>> jimmy: it's tweetie bird when he was hitting the gym. and i think -- well, everyone remembers this. ♪ >> eat my shorts. >> jimmy: i never heard that as a threat before. you were the original bart simpson. and some of the great disney movies too. >> i've got gizmos a plenty. i've got who's it's and what's it's galore. you want thing a ma bops, i got 20. >> jimmy: you got 20 thing bobs. it's crazy. we have a little more of that, i think ♪ look at this stuff, isn't it neat, wouldn't you think my collection complete ♪ ♪ wouldn't you think i'm the girl, the girl who has everything ♪ >> jimmy: ah, the little mermanator, i like it. arnold schwarzenegger, thanks.
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oh man... let's get you to this moment. is that it? yep, that's it. of relief... [joyfully laughs] protection... i just got vaccinated- i just got vaccinated! noah just got vaccinated... hope... so that we can get to all the other moments. let's get you to the exhale you didn't know you were waiting for. let's get it... together. so we can be together. let's get to immunity. now's your moment to get vaccinated. ♪ >> jimmy: music from the flaming lips is on the way. our next guest started acting at age 8, graduated high school at 15 and now is a student at usc
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and stars on a show with jamie foxx. "dad, stop embarrassing me" is on netflix now. please welcome kyla-drew! [ cheering and applause ] welcome, welcome. we're far away. well, first of all, thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: kyla-drew is your first name, right? >> yes, my first name. >> jimmy: is it your first and middle name? >> no, just my first name. my mom, when she was coming up with my name, she wanted me to have both a boy and a girl name so people wouldn't be able to tell if i was by or a girl. >> jimmy: i see. >> so i can go by kyla, drew, kd, whatever you like. >> jimmy: and you dropped your last name, which is a long move. it's like a madonna. >> beyonce. >> jimmy: do you know who fabio is?
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>> fabio? no. >> jimmy: you're too young. >> i'm an '04 baby. >> jimmy: you graduated high school at 15 and you're a junior in college? >> yes, i'm a junior at usc. go trojans! >> jimmy: this doesn't make any sense to me. how did you get -- and you just turned 17, right? >> yes, a week ago. >> jimmy: a week ago? how in a year and a half's time did you complete three years of college? >> well, my mama don't play. instead of taking away my ipad, she would add another class. she oh, you're going trip? okay, take this geometry class. >> jimmy: while you're doing all this acting stuff? >> yes. >> jimmy: that's crazy. you must be a genius, i guess, i would assume. >> i mean. >> jimmy: what is your major? are you studying acting or what are you studying? >> i'm a business major. i was doing aerospace engineering. but i took this calculus class and i was huh-uh, i can't do it. i'm done. so i stuck with the business. >> jimmy: why was aerospace engineering the thing you got
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into start with? >> if we're being completely honest, i watched the movie "hidden figures" and i was oh, i want to do that. >> jimmy: really? wow. that's something else. and so then you switched to business. business is easier? >> oh, tons. you don't have to take that much calculus classes. >> calculus was the deal breaker for you? >> yeah, i was like -- letters and numbers don't match. >> jimmy: yeah, right. so this morning you posted something on instagram that i thought was interesting. this is your daily -- like your alarm for a presentation you had at 8:00 a.m. by the way, i liked that you had an alarm at 8:00 a.m. for anal a.m. presentation. why 7:48 -- and you're able the get up 12 minutes before a presentation and do it? >> oh, yes. i have it down to a science. if i have 12 minutes, i can brush my teeth, wash my face, take my dog out. i can do everything. >> jimmy: well, i would imagine if you've completed three years of college in two years, that that's true. >> time management. >> jimmy: so what was the presentation on?
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>> it was -- okay, so there is this play called "the dutchman." and it was in my african american theater and dance and performance class. it was a 20-minute presentation on it. i think it went well. my professor, she was smiling at me. hopefully she liked it. >> jimmy: i love the idea that you had a homework assignment this morning, and now you're here at the end of the day. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's really kind of crazy. >> it is, it is. >> jimmy: do you worry you're doing too much? will you be retired when you're 24? >> oh, no, oh, no. honestly, am i doing enough. >> jimmy: did you learn to drive when you were 6? >> i wish. i mean, go karts, if it counts. >> jimmy: yeah, that's part of the way there. how old were you when you learned to drive? the regular age everybody is? >> yes, i started driving when i was 15. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i got my license last august. i think i'm a pretty good driver, you know. but some people here, you know. i've only flipped off twice. i think that's pretty god for l.a. >> jimmy: it's very good in l.a., really. yeah. it's very solid for l.a.
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it is funny. now that your show has been on for a few weeks now. >> yes, it came out april 14th. >> jimmy: you're going to find i think from time to time that when somebody flips you off, they then recognize you. and that's an awkward moment. >> yeah. i feel like i've been trying to be careful because i see myself on billboards now. and i'm oh shoot, i got to act like i got some sense behind the wheels. >> jimmy: yeah, you do. >> i can't just be doing things out of pocket. >> jimmy: you can't. jamie foxx wouldn't tolerate it. he doesn't tolerate any nonsense at all. >> oh, i don't know about that! >> jimmy: so corin, your character is based on jamie foxx's daughter koryn who came up with the idea for the show. and you play a tv version of her. she has spoken quite well about how much jamie embarrasses her. does he embarrass you as well? or is it just a father/daughter thing? >> oh, yes, yes. >> jimmy: he does embarrass you?
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>> yes, he does. he thinks that he's real hip with the gen-z, the generation. >> jimmy: yes. >> and i'm trying to help him. the whip and nae nae is so five years ago. let's keep that in the past. >> jimmy: so you're saying he is not hip? because i think of him as hip. >> oh. >> jimmy: so that puts me way in the back. >> oh. i got you, i got you. i got you. >> jimmy: so you teach him about what's up and what's going on? >> oh, yeah. i introduced him to lil baby, megan thee stallion. >> jimmy: i know who those people are. >> then you got a level up on him. >> jimmy: lil baby is a baby, right? >> yeah. it's all the babies. lil baby, the baby. >> jimmy: so you've taught him these things. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then he adopts them and he seems as if he is on the cutting edge as far as things go. >> oh, yeah. he's real hip now.
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like i've taught him a lot. >> jimmy: who has learned more from whom, would you say? >> oh, honestly, i've learned the most from him probably. >> jimmy: right. >> he is jamie foxx, you know. you got to give him his props. >> jimmy: number one thing you've learned from him. you tell me and i'll tell you what the number one thing i learned from him. >> he told me i need to hold my own and taught me to hold my own amongst him and david, because they're comedic legends. >> jimmy: he said that though you? >> yeah, he did. he said girl, you're here because you're talented. you deserve to be here. and i processed that in my head. and i'm going to keep that lesson for the rest of my life. so. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great way of complimenting you while also complimenting himself and dave. [ laughter ] you know what i learned from jamie? it's all supposed to be fun. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you get things are work and you get like oh, i wonder when we're going to be done. meanwhile, jamie, he doesn't stop each during the commercial breaks here. during the commercials, he will
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go out and entertain the people in the audience, even if they work here and don't deserve entertainment. [ applause ] >> he's the best. >> jimmy: well, it's great to meet you. i have a feeling if i see you in a year, you'll have a doctorate or you'll be like dr. fauci's boss or something like that. >> well, shoot. we'll see. you never know. dr. kyla-drew. that sounds nice. shoot, i had to switch the major. >> jimmy: "dad, stop embarrassing me" is on netflix now. kyla-drew, everybody. thank you, kyla. >> thank you. >> jimmy: we'll be back with the flaming lips. perfect for me. ♪ ♪ put it in your cart, ♪ ♪ a great price, all would agree. ♪ ♪ i'm gonna love what you get me, ♪ ♪ i won't have to lie. ♪ ♪ so put it in your cart, ♪ ♪ spend less, gift better, goodbye... ♪
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