right now on jimmy kimmel. former president george w. bush. hope you have a great weekend. good night. >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. i think i speak for all of us, when i say we appreciate it. we are coming to you from los angeles. which once again, our air has been named the most polluted in the united states. according to the american lung association. and that study was done before 4/20. in l.a., when your yoga instructor tells you to breathe in deep, she's actually trying to kill you. unfortunately, all the benefits of us not driving during the pandemic were wiped out by the

wildfires caused by climate change. which was caused by all the driving we did earlier. it's what you call a catch-2022. it was pretty crazy to see how clear it was when we were all in lockdown. i found out we have mountains, which i didn't know. did you know that, guillermo? >> jimmy: but you know what they say. it's not the air "quality" that counts. it's the air "quantity." did you celebrate 4/20 last night, guillermo? >> of course, jimmy, yes. >> still celebrating it. >> a little bit, yes. >> by yourself? >> yeah. >> we were shooting something last night and something didn't work out. i was like, oh, maybe we'll have you do it. >> i was at home celebrating. >> jimmy: we have a very entertaining show planned for tonight. we have music from maroon 5. with an assist from megan thee stallion. and back with us for the first

time in four years, former president george walker texas ranger bush. president bush is promoting his new book of portraits. he's a painter now. which -- can you imagine donald trump painting? he'd be like, "painting?" "what am i, mexican?" "get me a taco salad and a diet coke." but president bush paints. and he will be with us very soon. hey, speaking of high profile guests, i have a big announcement to make. one week from tonight -- you probably want to put this in your calendar. "hey siri -- set reminder." next wednesday night, we will be visited, in-studio, by the mypillow man himself, mike lindell. i know. all my boyhood dreams are coming true. mike just launched a new social media website, for people who are too crazy for twitter, with a 48-hour live stream. he called it the "frankathon." and this was the frankathon scene last night when they got word of our official invite to appear on the show.

>> he promised me last night, he invited me on his show. jimmy, if you're out there, we tried to get a hold of your publicist. what did they say? this is breaking news here on frank. wow. i'm open to it. i did promise them all they're going to get mypillows in the audience. >> that's good. that's good. it'll give them something to scream into. the bad news is that's your christmas bonus. santa's coming early this year and his name is mike now. i do have to say, his enthusiasm is infectious. we've been doing this show for a lot of years now. i don't think anyone has ever been more excited to be a guest. >> i want to thank jimmy kimmel for having me on.

i'll take all the hard questions that night. this is a blessing. i look at it as a blessing. i think everyone should be concerned here, everybody in the country. i mean, i don't think that, i know they should be. so, wow, i'm excited. back to you, joe. but that is -- i'm really happy right now. >> listen, that makes two of us, mike. we are bed, bath, & beyond excited to have you. i tell you what, for a guy who's convinced this town is filled with baby cannibals, he seems to have no reservations about this whatsoever. he's already on the road. he's driving from minnesota, with a california king mattress strapped to the roof of his buick, and a trunk full of pillows. that frankathon really was a wonder to behold. from beginning to end. at one point, lindell called out a writer from a website called politi-zoom, or at least he attempted to call her out. he was very mad about what she wrote about him. which made it very difficult for

him to pronounce her name. >> this one is from -- it's ursula. >> you areursula. >> you are zula -- >> no, urs. >> faw. you-zoo-la. >> it's >> you are the enemy of the american people. >> ursula. >> why don't you talk about all

my employees, you >> by the way, i watched like 22 hours of this? i still have no idea who that other guy is. florida congressman matt gaetz is in spin mode. gaetz spent around $116,000 on mailers the day after the new york times reported the justice department was investigating him for sex trafficking and other crimes. he also paid almost $160,000 for fundraising consulting. six figures on a commercial disputing the allegations. and he paid $5,000 to trump's pal, roger stone, for "strategic consulting." wow. imagine how much he would have paid if he was guilty! i guess he figured, "my career is sinking like a stone. might as well hire one." roger stone, who we saw in the ursula clip with mike lindell, is the notorious washington

"dirty trickster." it's funny how these guys rail against the "swamp," but then the minute they get in trouble they head right for the creature from the black lagoon. yesterday, a jury in minneapolis delivered three guilty verdicts against former police officer derek chauvin. many americans have spoken powerfully and passionately about the verdicts and their significance yesterday. but none spoke less eloquently than tucker carlson. tucker had a former new york city prison official on his show and when the officer dared to use the word had a little explosion in his head. >> a supervisor should have been called to the scene. i think it was excessive. >> the guy who did it looks like he's going to spend the rest of

his life in prison. i'm kind of more worries about the rest of the country, which thanks to police inaction is boarded up. gavin, thank you. no. done. >> what the hell was that? it sound like there's a little girl trapped in his head. he laughs like the villain in the movie who realizes james bond just put the bomb back on him and he's about to explode. let's hear that again. >> in case you haven't noticed it's like boarded up. that's more my concern. gavin, thank you. >> that's the same noise women make when he takes off his pants. what human makes a sound like that?!! that's the thing, like mike lindell is bananas all the time. tucker carlson just lets little bursts of it slip out. like the joker. meanwhile, the penguin, chris christie, may be throwing his top hat in the ring. chris christie. the former governor of new jersey, is said to be "seriously considering" a run for president in 2024.

well, not a run, so much as a sweaty walk. i guess this guy has nothing to do. chris christie, was like the theon greyjoy of the 2016 campaign. he came in, a proud warrior, and then trump captured him, and cut his junk off and brainwashed him and made him crawl around on the floor of the oval office. throwing him fried chicken bones to gnaw on. and now he wants to run for president again. well, you know what they say, when god closes a bridge, he opens a window. besides hawaii, california, right now, has the lowest rate of coronavirus in the country. for all those who don't believe in staying home and wearing masks. the four least vaccinated states- ranked by available shots per capita are -- mississippi. arkansas. georgia. alabama. which, if you take the first

letter from each state, you spell "maga." what a happy coincidence! and while the big problem a month ago was a shortage of vaccinations, now we have a shortage of people who want the vaccine. a number of states now have more doses than they know what to do with. some states have even resorted to bribery. in new york yesterday, they did something called "joints for jabs." on 4/20 they gave away free joints if you got your shot. i wonder how many people got a third shot just to get the weed? there's a bar in new orleans that was offering "shots for shots." on alaska's kenai peninsula, ems personnel are bringing the vaccine to any house or business with more than three people. unfortunately only two people live on the kenai peninsula. this must be very annoying to canada. they have a surge of cases, they're way behind on vaccines, and we're giving out free mojitos to convince these idiots to get it. everybody wanted these shots and now we have too many.

they're the vaccine equivalent of fidget spinners. you know who could have used the vaccine? ted nugent. ted nugent, a man who repeatedly claimed the pandemic wasn't real, has -- guess what? covid-19. it's real. nugent says he's been very sick for the past ten days. so let's take a moment to relive some of his golden covid moments. >> it's not a real pandemic and that's not a real vaccine, i'm sorry. covid 1-18 didn't shut anything down, but covid-19, here, let me put this mask on. baa. >> 500,000 people have died from covid-19. bull [ bleep ]. and i'm going to stand 6 feet away from everybody. are you that stupid? mask, i don't want no mask. hi, i'm from the government, this needle's good for you.

>> i was tested positive today. i got the chinese [ bleep ]. >> congratulations, ted. no one deserves it more than you. last week, the world clocked the most covid cases for any week ever. and animals are testing positive too. seven otters at the georgia aquarium have covid. which really puts a dent in all those psas about the importance of washing your hands. no one washes their hands more than an otter. it's always nuts to remember where we were a year ago with this. and with that said, it's time to look back at what was in the news a year ago this week, in tonight's edition of "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid-19 history, it's mid april 2020 and nobody knows what to believe. >> first, there were 2.2 million who were supposed to die in the united states and then it was a million, then it was 500,000. plain wrong. olks, are just -

>> yeah. no way 500,000 americans will die of covid, especially not with president trump's new plan. >> sun, sunlight, heat. heat and sun. >> very powerful light. >> what a bright idea. but how would we use this very powerful light? >> suppose you brought the light inside the body, either through the skin or in some other way? sounds interesting. >> interesting and genius. what else? >> i see the disinfectant knocks it out in a minute. is there anyway we can do something like that, by infection inside? would be interesting to check that. >> she looks like she could use a glass of bleach right now. it turns out the president was just pulling our legs. >> i was asking the question sar sarcasticly just like you. >> either way, it's important we

end this mess soon or else. >> if we don't get this economy going again, that man could become president of the united states. now, that is far more terrifying than any coronavirus. >> that's a bunch of malarkey! >> this has been "this week in covid history." we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from maroon 5 with megan thee stallion. and we'll be right back with president george bush.

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>> welcome back to the show. they are an enormously popular band. music from maroon 5 tonight. and thursday, gal gadot, eric andre, and music from kalayo. please join us for all that. our first guest spent nine years as co-owner of the texas rangers baseball team before deciding to go into his father's business, which is being president of the united states. he's now an artist with a new book of paintings and stories called "out of many, one: portraits of america's immigrants." please welcome president george w. bush. [ cheers and applause ] hello, mr. president. >> jimmy. >> jimmy: good to see you. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for joining us.

boy. >> sounds like you got a bunch of drunks there. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yep, that's the least of it. i was hoping that you would be able to come out to see you in person and celebrate 4/20 together the night before the show. [ laughter ] how are you doing, how's everything going? you're in your office right now? >> yeah, right here in dallas. everything's great, thank you for having me on the show. i'm sorry i'm not there as well. last time i was in l.a., i had a blast. >> jimmy: i had so much fun with you last time. i think we had too much fun, i had so many questions that i didn't get to. and one of them, which was like something i really wanted to ask about, is something that turned out hillary clinton wrote about in her book. she said that after trump -- you remember that guy? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: after trump gave his speech at the inauguration, you turned around and said to a small group of people, including her, "that was some weird [ bleep ]."

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is that an accurate account of what was said? >> you know, i can't remember. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a very good answer. can you remember -- this is something i was thinking about today. do you remember the nuclear codes? i'm like sure they changed them, i hope they changed them. [ laughter ] but do you remember -- do you remember yours? >> let me tell you something, i couldn't even say the word nu-cu-leer. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: president obama's book, he said the night s.e.a.l. team 6 killed osama bin laden, he called you to let you know first. do you remember what was going on when you got that call? >> i do remember. i got a call from logan, who is my assistant. i was eating a souffle.

[ laughter ] guess what the name of the restaurant is? rise. >> jimmy: rise? >> oh, yes. get it? souffle, rise? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, right, sure, yeah. >> okay. and so i hustled home. she said, the president wants to speak to you. i left my souffle. went home. and he got on the phone and said, "we got bin laden." you know, i was very grateful he called me. appreciative that they took time. and i was very pleased for our military and our intelligence community to hunt the guy down. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and yet i feel like obama owes you a souffle. [ laughter ] >> yeah, he does. >> jimmy: everyone is i think very interested -- you're probably tired of talking about your friendship with michelle obama. but i know that is a real thing and not just something that sounds like fun. but i wonder how -- like, as far as friends go, like do you have

her phone number in your cell phone? >> no. >> jimmy: you do not, okay. >> nor does she have mine. but here's the thing. i go to a lot of funerals. >> jimmy: yeah? >> and so does she. >> jimmy: okay? >> and because of protocol, i'm always stuck next to her, or she's always stuck next to me. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and i get a little antsy during the long-winded eulogies. so i start cracking a few jokes. [ laughter ] funeral jokes. and she seemed to think they're funny. so i'm delighted. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: does barack have a relationship, a similar relationship, or a relationship of any kind, with laura? >> no. >> jimmy: he does not, oh, all right. >> he doesn't sit next to her in the funerals. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, that makes sense. i heard a big reason that you got vaccinated is because you wanted to get back to baseball games. is that true? >> well, i was asked, you know, what do i look forward to after

being vaccinated? i said, going to a baseball game. i should have said, seeing my grandkids. [ laughter ] i'm a baseball fan. >> jimmy: well, you can take them. have you been to a baseball game yet? >> i have, i went to opening day, rangers stadium. >> jimmy: you owned the texas rangers. did you know you bought the texas rangers something like 39 years ago today? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: yeah, when you bought them -- i know you didn't own the whole team, you owned a piece of the team -- >> a sliver, a sliver. >> jimmy: how much did you buy the team for, do you remember? >> $89 million. >> jimmy: do you know what it's worth now? >> probably -- i'd say $800 million. >> jimmy: no. almost $2 billion. [ laughter ] >> thank you for bringing that up. [ laughter and applause ] thanks. i got a few stock tips for you too, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how hands-on were you with the team? would you get down and take

batting practice or do any of that kind of stuff? >> no, i was pretty much a jocks and socks guy, you know? after the game, picking up all the laundry, showing them i work for them. [ laughter ] yeah, we went to a lot of games. and i sat down with the fans, which was fine until we started losing. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. i would imagine that's no fun. yeah, it's one of the things about being an owner is, you're probably a wealthy guy who never gets any abuse at all, and then suddenly the team starts losing, you are abused constantly. >> yeah. but i was used to the abuse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much golf would you say is an appropriate amount of golf to play when you're president of the united states? >> i played my first year, then when we had troops in combat, i didn't play at all. >> jimmy: because of the optics? >> because i didn't want some mother seeing -- whose kid's in combat seeing the commander in chief out there playing golf, so i didn't play any. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: that makes a lot of sense. would you play golf at a trump property? >> probably not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why not? >> because i like my properties here in dallas. >> jimmy: i see, all right. [ laughter ] are you at all jealous that you didn't think up the space force? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: you know, last time you were here, we did talk about something that i'm very interested in. and as i've said a number of occasions, the first thing i would do if i was president is go right to the ufo files and find out what's going on. you did not shed any light on that situation. but now there's a video. i wonder if you've seen this video that has been verified by the pentagon. it seems to be -- this video is either a dorito, or a ufo, or possibly a slice of pizza. nobody knows for sure.

but it is an unidentified flying object or something like that. now that this has been verified by the pentagon work, you be surprised if we were visited by creatures from another planet? >> yeah. wouldn't you be? >> jimmy: well, yeah. >> hell, yeah. >> jimmy: but i haven't seen anything, and i think it's interesting that you said you'd be surprised. because if you've seen evidence -- so you're saying there is no evidence. president clinton told me if he had seen evidence, he would tell everyone that he'd seen it. do you feel the same way? >> no. >> jimmy: no, you wouldn't? [ laughter ] you don't think we can handle it? >> i'm afraid. i'm afraid. it might spin you into orbit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right, i got nothing out of that, all right. we have many things to talk about. this is president bush's new book of paintings and stories, "out of many, one." be right back with president bush.

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each show. i'll show you how to put some of nature's masterpieces on the canvas. i tell you what let's get started. >> jimmy: that is president bush, the painter. that's his book, "out of many, one." mr. president, you wrote an op-ed in "the washington post" on friday in which you called for immigration reform. you said some things that i don't think too many people in your party agree with. is that fair to say? >> i don't think so. i think a lot of people in my party agree with what i wrote. i think there's some loud voices that, you know, send a different signal. but i think most republicans would like to see rational immigration reform. >> jimmy: is your artwork either consciously or subconsciously a reaction to four years of alling immigrants murderers and rapists and all sorts of horrible things? >> my artwork is an attempt to elevate the debate on immigration. i want people to take a hard look at what immigrants have

meant to our country. and not fear immigration, but to welcome it within the law. and, you know, i got a -- i put that "washington post" editorial some rational policy, jimmy, and there's places we all can agree. like daca. or, you know, work visas. but i think we all mainly agree also that we need border enforcement. and reforming the system will actually make the border not only more secure, but more compassionate. >> jimmy: well, i don't know if we all agree. but yeah, i think most -- certainly most americans agree on those subjects. i want to show you my favorite painting in the book -- >> i'm talking about americans. okay, yeah, madeleine albright, yeah. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. that is a really, really good painting. [ applause ] has she seen this? >> yes. thank you. if you'd like it, i might paint you. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] i would love that.

i would love if you could paint me in the nude. i think we'd really have something. [ laughter ] >> look, i don't want -- never mind. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, i feel like you almost painted me already. because this guy looks like me with my reading glasses on. [ laughter ] >> he's a cool guy. he's a guy that snuck in as a young boy. coyotes floated him across the rio grande river. he's now a very successful business guy here in dallas. >> jimmy: these people, this is an interesting story. tony george bush and his mother laila. >> he was an interpreter for our troops in baghdad. my view is anybody who helps our troops in combat should get automatic access to the united states. when he filled out his immigration form they said what will you be called? he said, "tony george bush." [ laughter ] i had to paint the guy. >> jimmy: okay.

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: this guy looks a little bit like you. >> selim, from lebanon, grew up listening to bullets fly over his head. came here to get a high school education. now a huge restaurant owner. i think he told me he employs about 3,000 people. the key thing on some of these stories are the people come with a dream. they work hard. and they end up employing americans. >> jimmy: yes. speaking of people who come here on a dream, i think we all know who this guy is. [ laughter ] this is our former governor here in california, arnold schwarzenegger. [ applause ] >> that's a strange painting. i know. but he has -- >> jimmy: he's a strange man. >> no, he's not. >> jimmy: oh, he's great, i love him, but he's a strange man, there's no question about it. [ laughter ] >> why don't you tell him that to his face? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have done that. >> oh. >> jimmy: and i will, i'm going to see him monday, i'll tell him. i'll say, president bush said

you were a strange man, i argued, but -- >> yeah, thank you. [ laughter and applause ] arnold, he asked me to paint him that way because that was the day he got sworn in as a citizen. which he says -- he was wearing an uncle sam outfit. he said it's one of the happiest days of his life. hopefully i can toured that in the painting. >> jimmy: he selected the photograph that you would use to paint him? >> yes, right. >> jimmy: i think we have the photograph. [ laughter ] >> there it is. [ applause ] >> jimmy: this is a guy that loves america. looks like he was hired at a birthday party. you paint people from photographs because you don't want them sitting there in your room with you? >> correct. >> jimmy: yeah, right. [ laughter ] >> some won't sit in the room with me that long. takes a long time. yeah, i use photos. i knew -- i got to know the people before i painted them. so i was able to think about their stories, you know. about their passions and about

their struggles to get here. and so it's not -- i didn't paint them live, of course, but it's almost live. >> jimmy: speaking of passions, did your parents -- were they, may they rest in peace, surprised by the fact that you took up painting, surprised by your hobby? >> shocked, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: because your dad was jumping out of planes at your age and beyond. >> that's right, yeah. while he was jumping, i'm painting. [ laughter ] yeah, mother -- so mother said, i hear you're a painter. and i said, i am, mom. she said, paint my dogs! [ laughter ] i said, all right. so i became a pet portrait painter for a while. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with president bush! [ cheers and applause ] ♪let's make lots of money♪ ♪you've got the brawn♪ ♪i've got the brains♪

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proud of you for dodging those shoes when it happened. [ laughter ] it's like -- you were very -- you have very good reflexes. my guess is that laura had done that before? [ laughter ] >> yeah. exactly. [ laughter ] now, that's funny. >> jimmy: that might make a nice painting, depicting that scene. you dodging the shoe, flying over you, something to think about for the next one. [ laughter ] >> size 12. >> jimmy: there are many quotes that are attributed to you. you've been known to make the occasional verbal gaffe. maybe even more than occasional. now they've come up -- do you know they have a thing called "bushisms"? >> yeah, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, all right. [ laughter ] some of them are well known, like when you asked, you know, is our children learning? or this one here. >> you're working hard to put food on your family. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right.

but there are more. and i was wondering if you even remember some of these things. so we're going to play a game called "bushism or not?" to test your recollection. did you say, i know that human being and fish can coexist peacefully? >> yes. >> jimmy: that is. >> i know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: absolutely correct. and you were right on that. [ applause ] except for sharks, yeah. all right, next. i think i've made good judgments in the past, and i think i've made some good judgments in the future. [ laughter ] >> yogi berra said that. >> jimmy: well, let's see who said that. >> i believe that i've made good judgments in the past, and i think i've made good judgments in the future. >> jimmy: that was former vice president dan quayle.

all right, you're 2 for 2. you teach a child to read and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. [ lughter ] >> me. >> jimmy: is that him? >> teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. [ applause ] >> jimmy: 3 for 3. you're doing well. here's another one. thank you, your holiness, awesome speech. [ laughter ] >> surely that wasn't me. >> jimmy: it had to be somebody else. >> god bless america. >> thank you, your holiness, awesome speech. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> he appreciated it. >> jimmy: sure, i mean a compliment's a compliment, it doesn't matter. >> that's right. >> jimmy: fluency in english is something that i'm not -- i'm often not accused of. >> that's got to be me. >> jimmy: it's got to be you. let's see.

>> fluency in english is something that i'm often not accused of. >> jimmy: well, you're almost right, that was your dad. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: here's one. i guess i'm going to fade into bolivion. >> that can't be me. >> jimmy: that can't be you? let's see. >> please, please. >> i'm going to fade into bolivion. >> jimmy: mike tyson. have you ever met? >> i haven't. >> jimmy: that would be quite a meeting, you should paint him. >> have you? >> jimmy: many times, yes, yes, yeah. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah the three of us should get dinner together sometime. [ laughter ] okay. next quote is, it will take time to restore chaos. >> ha, surely that's not me. >> jimmy: well. let's find out. >> it will take time to restore chaos. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you're being misquoted by yourself.

i have one more for you. >> okay. >> jimmy: too many ob-gyns aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country. >> that's me. [ laughter ] >> too many ob-gyns aren't able to practice their -- their love with women all across this country. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for playing. let's close with a quote from one of the great gaffers, yogi berra, who said, "i never said most of the things i said." [ laughter ] that one i'm sure you can borrow, i'm sure yogi wouldn't mind at all. >> exactly. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being with us. i appreciate you taking time. i'm glad you're vaccinated. people should get vaccinated, right? >> yeah, absolutely. you know, and if you've got any qualms about it, talk to their doctor, you know? we got to get vaccinated. get this country back going. i'm happy i am. for those who haven't been vaccinated, it's a liberating feeling to get vaccinated. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i agree with you, it really is. this is the book, it's called

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: all right, we've done a lot of talking. now it is time for music. the song is called "beautiful mistakes." with help from their friend, megan thee stallion, maroon thee 5! ♪ ♪ ♪ it's beautiful it's bittersweet ♪ ♪ you're like a broken home to me ♪ ♪ i take a shot of memories and black out like an empty street ♪ ♪ i fill my days with the way you walk ♪ dreams ♪ ♪ i make up lies inside my head ♪ ♪ like one day you'll come back to me ♪ ♪ now i'm not holding on not holding on not holding on ♪ ♪ i'm just depressed that you're gone ♪

♪ not holding on not holding on ♪ ♪ beautiful mistakes i make inside my head she's naked in my bed ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ i wouldn't take 'em back i'm in love with the past ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my head ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my bed ♪ ♪ nah nah nah making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ it's pitiful i can't believe ♪ ♪ how every day gets worse for iaka cuyou f ♪ ♪ to keep myself fr soft ♪ ♪ i fill my nights with the way you was ♪ ♪ and still wake up with broken ♪ i make these lies inside my head ♪ ♪ feel like they're my reality ♪ ♪ now i'm not holding on not holding on not holding on ♪ ♪ i'm just depressed that you're gone ♪ ♪ not holding on not holding on ♪

♪ beautiful mistakes i make inside my head she's naked in my bed ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ i wouldn't take 'em back i'm in love with the past ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my head ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my bed ♪ ♪ nah nah nah making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ you did me wrong cause i let you ♪ ♪ usually i like my situations beneficial ♪ ♪ doing something different got me looking stupid ♪ ♪ the only way i'm coming back to you ♪ ♪ is if you dream it lucid, prove it ♪ ♪ if you made a promise then keep it ♪ ♪ why you wanna lie and then get mad i don't believe it ♪ ♪ but really i was just doing fine without ya ♪ ♪ looking fine sippin' wine dancing on club couches ♪ ♪ baby why you wanna lose me like you don't need me ♪ ♪ like i don't block you and you still try to reach me ♪ ♪ how you figure out how to call from me from the tv ♪ ♪ you runnin' out of chances and

this time i mean it ♪ ♪ bet you miss my love all in your bed ♪ ♪ now ya stressin' out pulling your hair ♪ ♪ smelling your pillows and wishin' i was there ♪ ♪ sliding down to shower wall looking sad ♪ ♪ i know its hard to let go i'm the best ♪ ♪ best you ever had and best you gonna get ♪ ♪ if we break up i don't wanna be friends you're toxic ♪ ♪ beautiful mistakes i make inside my head she's naked in my bed ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ i wouldn't take 'em back i'm in love with the past ♪ ♪ and now we lie awake making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my head ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my bed ♪ ♪ nah nah nah making beautiful mistakes ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my head ♪ ♪ nah nah nah in my bed ♪ ♪ nah nah nah making beautiful mistakes ♪

♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> jimmy: i want to thank maroon 5 and president bush. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. tomorrow night, we'll have gal gadot and eric andre with music from kalayo. thanks for watching. "nightline" is next. the next 23 hours will be excruciating without you. i hope you know that. good night.

♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, caught in a web of lies. the aspiring action star. >> she goes, i have a role, and we think you would be perfect for it. >> the makeup artist. >> there is no film. it's a scam. >> the screenwriter. >> all looking to make it big. all lured by an impostor pretending to be hollywood power players. pulling back the curtain on the con. >> it was seven years and hundreds of victims. >> how police say he hid in plain sight, and got