i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm . >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, gabriele union, dwyane wade, music from royal blood, and now, jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hi, thank you, hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we had an accident over here. thank you for joining us here in sunny southern california where we are still masking no matter what the cdc says, and will apparently continue to do so for another month. the state of california said they're not lifting the mask mandate in stores and public places until june 15th. which will be known as "please stop screaming at the assistant manager day." all over town. the rules are a little confusing, so let me break it

down for those of you who live or plan to visit here. if you're vaccinated, and you're indoors, you don't need to wear a mask, but you do have to wear a mask until june 15th. at which point you don't have to wear a mask, unless you want to. that is, if you're vaccinated. unless you're on a plane, train, or bus, in which case you both need to and have to wear a mask. vaccinated or not. get it? guillermo, repeat that back. go ahead. >> guillermo: uh, just wear a [ bleep ] mask. [ applause ] >> jimmy: one of the more unexpected and interesting side effects of the past 14 months is that many people have forgotten how to drive. during the pandemic. they say people are having trouble remembering routes they took regularly and are just in general having difficulty operating their cars. which is a shame because people in l.a. were such great drivers before the pandemic. you hate to see those skills erode. basically, we're a whole country of meadow sopranos trying to parallel park outside the diner.

meanwhile in las vegas, if you haven't received your vaccination yet, there's a new pop-up site opening this weekend in what even in vegas is an unusual spot. >> larry flynt's are giving out the vaccine. >> jimmy: no. honey, what? i was getting my vaccine! what a year this is, 2021. people are going to the hustler club to not get a virus. we are still under 50% in this country when it comes to people who've had at least one shot. canada is about to pass us, percentage-wise and that's because a lot of americans are -- what's the word i'm looking for? crazy. we have a lot of crazy people here. the new line of lunacy from anti-vax nation is called "the magnet challenge." have you heard of this? a number of thick-armed

conspiracy theorists have taken to social media to claim that since they got vaccinated their arm now has magnetic properties. presumably because of the microchip that was implanted when they got the shot. >> and there it is. >> come closer. >> that's where i got the shot. and here's the magnet on the arm i didn't get the shot. you go figure it out. you're chipped. we're all [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: well, your kids definitely are. what makes these people that anyone is interested enough in them to track them? where could this woman possibly be going? "she just left walmart and she's en route to joann fabric." here's another one. is >> io

challenge, do the magnet challenge, they got the magnets right here. >> jimmy: at least he's promoting a local business. as he battles covack-19. this guy tried a number of magnetic experiments on himself and all of them led to only one conceivable conclusion. >> right where i got my shot. can't make this up. this is a stud finder. >> jimmy: that's right, and it found a stud right there. i don't know about you, but i definitely believe the guy with 40 bottles of lysol on his shelf. he not only prove td wid it wit magnet and stud finder, he prove td with a compass, too. >> y'all seen that move. >> jimmy: we did? i'm watching this guy, whose name, by the way, is robert, and in one of the clips he posted, in the background you can hear our show. he was watching our show while

doing these experiments, which, robert, if you're watching right now, first of all, i want you to know -- i'm also watching you. i have been watching you for years. i see everything you do. i put magnets not only in your arms. your whole body is filled with them. from your ears all the way down to your feet. and when the time is right, i will summon you. you will be lifted up to our home planet, covack-19. where we will live out our days magnetized to each other. well, if he wasn't out of his mind before, he is now. [ applause ] in new york today, andrew giuliani, son of shellacula, officially entered the race for governor. >> go ahead. make the announcement. >> well, i'm seeking candidacy for the 57th governor of new york. i think it's time that new york get turned around. i'm sick and tired of seeing new texas, to tennessee.rida, to -

and i'm going to do everything in my power to make sure new york is not just the cultural center of the world again but the economic center of the world. >> jimmy: he wants to stop new yorkers from moving to florida, like donald trump, who moved to florida. andrew giuliani, if you don't know too much about him, is a former professional golfer, which is good. that way when he gets the lowest number of votes, he'll think he won. andrew doesn't have much experience in anything but, as he told the "new york post," "i'm politician out of the womb. it's in my dna." right. of course, that means this is also in your dna. good old jack the dripper. anyway, if you'd like to volunteer to work on andrew giuliani's campaign, please call his dad's butt. sometime very soon. you know, the nba playoffs about to start and the brooklyn nets the favorite to win, new york mayor bill deblasio, for some reason, showed up to his daily press conference dressed like this. i think the only explanation for

that is it was done as a joke by his staff, who hates him very much. twitter is exploring the possibility of offering a subscription service. that would be called "twitter blue." and it would cost $2.99 a month. in other words, now you can get abused and pay for it. they should call it "twitter: dominatrix." because that is what it is. the big story here in hollywood today is that amazon is reportedly in talks to buy mgm. you know the movie studio with the lion? amazon is thinking about buying it. which shouldn't be a surprise. amazon is in talks to buy everything. it won't be long before you'll say, "whatever happened to my cousin tim? oh, amazon bought him?" mgm has a lot of properties -- the hobbit, the rocky movies, james bond. if the deal goes through, jeff bezos would own james bond. how come none of the other villains ever thought of that? the deal is said to be worth nine billion dollars- which,

after taxes works out to around nine billion dollars. for jeff bezos. anyw anyway, i wish them a lot of luck. the plan is for amazon to slither down from an overhead tree, wrap itself tightly around mgm and squeeze, and then in phase two, it will stretch its jaws very wide and swallow mgm whole. yesterday, you remember it's tax day yesterday, right, guillermo? >> yeah, yeah, i did, yeah. >> jimmy: that doesn't sound convincing. >> yeah, i did my taxes. taxes.. >> jimmy: the irs deadline back a month this

and one of our writers, gary greenberg, asked me for a favor. gary buys a ton of weird crap on eay. things no person in his right mind would ever want. but he buys it because he thinks it's funny, and then when tax time comes, he tries to claim all his garbage as a business expense. this year he had a few items he wasn't sure if he could claim, so he asked if he could put them on the show to make sure they're deductible. so what do you have, gary, let's make this quick. >> thanks jimmy. i really appreciate this. first, i have a joe camel ventriloquist puppet. in the comedy business, you never know when you will need one of these. next, we have a manicurist training hand. it's got removable nails. it's also good for social distance hand shakes. i want to write off a few record albums, "viva les crepes," all about the art of crepe-making, "how to make your teens terrific," and "how to get your teen a summer job." two albums that will really help make your kid hate your guts. and this is "learn to ski." they say the best way to learn to ski is by listening to a

record. "wife swapping swingers orgy porgy party." and this three-headed doll, who i am claiming as a dependent. which has happy face, sleepy face and drunk face. >> jimmy: three dependents, if you think about it. what about that sweater? >> oh. this is just what i wore to work. >> jimmy: deductible or not, it was money well-spent. because of covid, the irs is said to be running way behind on tax returns this year, which means thousands of americans could be waiting a while for their refund checks. so to help bridge that gap, tonight we're giving pedestrians a chance to win cold hard cash. it's time to play, "on the money!" this is a fun game. let's go out to hollywood boulevard to meet our first contestant. hi, what is your name?

>> hi, my name is sierra ward. >> jimmy: oh, it says that right on your thing. there's a weed bus going by. so where are you from, sierra? >> i'm from south dakota. >> jimmy: you're from the united states. what do you do for work? >> i'm a student, actually. >> jimmy: what are you studying? >> biochemistry. >> jimmy: do you know much about economics, money, et cetera? >> not really, i'm pretty bad. >> jimmy: i'm going to ask you some questions about currency, u.s. currency. if you answer correctly, you win that currency. if you are incorrect you lose. let's start with the penny. who is on the penny? >> oh. abraham lincoln? >> jimmy: that is correct. all right. you have a did you want to keep that penny? do you want to walk away? do you want to risk it? >> i'll risk it.

>> jimmy: all right, who is on the nickel? >> nickel. yeah, i don't know why i risked this. i should have just taken the penny, but, let's go with, oh, i know it's not benjamin franklin. that's $100. um, george washington. >> jimmy: oh, i'm so sorry, sierra, you are going to have to give that penny back, also. >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: so sorry, but thank you for playing "on the money." wow, to see somebody go out that early. let's see if we have another contestant here and see if they can win some of the big money. hello there, what is your name? >> my name is sacare yeah hill. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> des moines, iowa if you've heard of it. >> jimmy: are you here on business? >> i'm here on business. i'm trying to find a job. >> jimmy: what kind of job are you looking for? >> something in tech. but i also run a non-profit and

trying to branch out. >> jimmy: very good. are you ready to play "on the money? ". >> gentlemen, let's do it. >> jimmy: who's on the penny? >> i keep a lot of dollars, is it, like, george washington? >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. i thought we'd fly by the penny. no, it's abraham lincoln. >> ah, i should have knew that. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm so sorry, but you're a nonprofit game show contestant, too. all right, thanks, sorry. let's try one more, and then we'll give up, because this is ridiculous. hi, keith. >> hi there. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm doing good. >> jimmy: i was going to ask what your name was, but i said hi keith. what do you do for work? >> i'm retired.

>> jimmy: what did you do before you retired. >> part social work, part parole officer. >> jimmy: you're really running the gamut, aren't you? >> not so much. >> jimmy: i'm going to ask you a question. if you get it right you get to keep the money. who is on the penny, keith? >> abraham lincoln. >> jimmy: that is correct. now, do you want to keep your winnings or keep going? >> i'll definitely keep going. >> jimmy: all right, let's go for it. who, keith, is on the nickel? >> thomas jefferson. >> jimmy: that is right, keith, very good. keith, you have six cents, do you want to keep going? >> well, it's not going to pay the mortgage, so i'll keep going. >> jimmy: all right, keith, who is on the dime? >> uh, have no clue. >> jimmy: you don't know? >> no clue. >> jimmy: you want to take a guess? >> john f. kennedy. >> jimmy: oh, no, i'm so sorry.

that six cents back, fish that out of your pocket. thank you for playing "on the money." everyone's going home empty handed. i believe we have a consolation prize. dickey, what do we have? >> dicky: all of our contestants will receive the "on the money" home game, retail value, 41 cents. >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight- kirby howell-baptiste is here. we've got music from royal blood. and we'll be right back with gabrielle union and dwayne wade. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by progressive. ght place. my seminars are a great tool to help young homeowners who are turning into their parents. now, remember, they're not programs. they're tv shows. you woke up early. no one cares. yes. so, i was using something called homequote explorer from progressive to easily compare home insurance rates. was i hashtagging? progressive can't help you from becoming your parents,

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whole lot of noise. their album is called "typhoons." music from royal blood. tomorrow night, don cheadle and patti harrison will join us with music from lake street dive. and thursday, ryan seacrest, yvonne orji, and music from counting crows. our first guests are the perfect modern couple. one makes movies, the other is a three-time nba champion. their new book for kids is called "shady baby." please say hello to gabrielle union and dwayne wade. hello. how are you? [cheers and applause] good to see you guys. where are you right now? >> we're in l.a. >> jimmy: you're in l.a. you're at home i assume? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay, did you happen to see the show last night? shaq was on, and he was talking about, dwayne, he was talking about your house in miami, and he said he was unimpressed by the home. >> yeah, so he's talking about

my first home that i've ever owned in my life. >> jimmy: okay. i see. >> so it wasn't bad. it just wasn't, shaq was living in a $20 million house off the water. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> i was living in doral in a $500,000 in the neighborhood. >> jimmy: gabriele, did you ever see that house? were you ever at that first house? you didn't see it. >> he's like it's the first house, like it dramatically improved thereafter. it did not. he took that bad taste and carried it all the way through until very recently. the place i met him at was we started calling "the dorm room." because, for a grown-ass man to live like a college freshman is a thing. a lot of black lacquered furniture, a lot of faux leather furniture. it was a massive fish tank with a lot of dead fish in it. >> to all the dudes out there,

what's up? >> like i've got to pee, but do i hover, like i'm at a gas station? you know, like, ew. it was a little touch and go. then we got him right. >> jimmy: i'm glad you got him right. when you moved in together, did you move into one of your places? or did you get a place together? >> she made me build a home. >> jimmy: build a home. >> took two years to build it, we built a home together in miami, and it was way, way, way over my budget. i was comfortable with my $500,000. and it was -- >> jimmy: gabriele, did you throw out all of dwayne's stuff? >> none of that stuff from the dorm room made it. >> jimmy: none of it. >> jimmy, she didn't have taste either. we're not going to sit here like she had amazing taste. >> we did discover as we were building the house, we met with this woman who had impeccable

taste, an amazing designer and starts talking smack about a celebrity we all know and who will remain nameless and how horrible their taste because, and we just had seen their house and thought it was amazing. so we, too had horrible taste. we had to step it up. >> jimmy: i file like we need therapy. how has it been since dwayne retired. is it great to have him in the house all the time? >> he's in the house all the time. you know, it was good, you know, initially, because it was like oh, my god, you're home, and we're never in the same place at the same time, and it was like, yeah, you said that joke. i heard it. >> jimmy: maybe it wasn't a joke, dwayne. >> you know, it was nice. it was nice. >> jimmy, i'm just picking up odd jobs now, i'm open, anybody out there, i'm open. the fifth lead in this house now.

the dogs are above me at this point. >> he's like cold calling people in the airport, like he sees a guy, you know, reading a golf book, and he's like walking up and making new random friends in the airport, i'm like, what do you have, this guy is like a 75-year-old dude reading a golf book. what are y'all talking about? he still talks to the man to this day. >> shout out to brady. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i liked it. well, maybe you're going to get a lot busier possibly, because now that you are part owner of the utah jazz, is that official yet? has that been locked down? [ applause ] >> it's official. thank thank you. >> jimmy: and gabriele, that makes you also part owner of the utah jazz, too, yes? >> no, there are these things called pre-nups. i need to re-up the

>> jimmy: will you guiys be moving to salt lake city? >> we won't be moving. i got very strict directions, jimmy, once i retired that i have to live wherever my wife tell us we have to live. so l.a. is where we're going to live. but we will definitely have a little place probably in park city at some point. i'm not going to ski. i'll be inside at the lounge chilling, drinking some wade wine and waiting for her to get off the ice. >> he's terrible skiing. it's like shrek on skis. it was a sight. >> jimmy: i feel like we're at dwayne's roast right now. >> that's right. i feel the same way. i don't like it at all. >> jimmy: dwayne, shaq said last night you guys made that bet last season on the nba finals, heat and lakers. and you bet your mvp trophies, and he says you have not coughed

up your mvp trophy for him. >> yeah, i got it here. i've been meaning to bring it. i just keep forgetting it. you can't check this at the airport. so shaq will have to come to my house and get it. >> jimmy: shaq can make a nice earring out of that thing, i think. you guys have a new book. we're going to talk about that when we come back, it's called "shady baby", gabriele union and dwyane wade are with us. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of jimmy kimmel live are brought to you by toast titos chips and dips. get to the good stuff. who don't need to travel to find something new. who know where to escape, even just for a moment. who don't need a fortune to find a gem. and who know when you spend less, you can discover even more. and never, ever stop discovering. spend less. discover more.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. kirby howell baptiste and music from royal blood are coming this is a children's book. "shady baby", which is a nickname for your daughter? >> yeah. >> yeah, our daughter. the world has been able to kind of follow since birth, has been able to kind of follow her through her expressions, her day in the life. and she has this nickname called shady baby, where she gives off a lot of shade to people who are, let's say in the area of life, of her life. she gives off shade to them. and my wife and i decided to rebrand what shade was. when little girls grow up, and sometimes little black girls, shade can come off as being something as --

>> like negative. >> yeah, a negative thing. right, so we wanted to make sure that people understood that her looks and what she gives you is not her negative, but her super power. this is her telling people, hey, get out of my personal space. i don't like that. why are you looking at me like that. all these different reasons why she gives shade is not the typical definition of what shade is to the world. >> jimmy: does she know that this book is about her? > no. >> she gets that the girl on the cover is her. but then she was like, oh, look inside. and we're like, that's you, that's your dog, that's ziah. that's mom and dad. >> baby. >> she's like she doesn't get it. if we show her a picture of beyonce, she doesn't get that beyonce is the same lady from "single ladies ".

>> jimmy: because she's a kid, right? >> she's 2 1/2. >> jimmy: and yet how many followers does she have on instagram? >> a little less than 2 million. we have a lot of people that come to us and tell us every night before bed they watch our daughter's instagram page for content, for laughter. it's like netflix and chill is like shady baby and go to sleep. >> jimmy: when they tell you that, do you call the police? >> it gets a little weird. it gets a little wired eird at , but we love it. we love that we can share this character with the world. they're able to go into that world and laugh, because she says things or makes faces the way that they would. so we love that. >> jimmy: i was reading it today. and i'm going to read this to my kids, but i did notice that gabriele, you were in this like five times, and dwayne, you are in it officially one time, and your legs are in it another

time. but, yeah. like you're in it one and a half times. >> that's pretty accurate, i mean. they come to me for certain things. >> in the next book, it will be d and brady from the airport. and that will be a whole different shady, an old straight white guy. her dad picked up in the airport. >> jimmy: gabriele, is that sade on your shirt? >> yes, the goddess. hey. >> jimmy: is that sade, baby? is that why you wore that? just maybe a sub conscious thing going on there? >> i love it. and then i try to give you the sade long old ponytail, you know, as an homage. >> jimmy: i love it, you guys are also involved in, tell us about this project you're involved with right now. >> so we're in the don't skip campaign where we partnered up with this non-profit campaign to

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live here in l.a., i'm a lakers fan. congratulations to all this stuff you got going on. gabriele union and dwyane wade. they're getting along. it's for fun. a lot of this stuff is just for fun, right? >> yep. >> jimmy: "shady baby" is available now. we'll be right back with kirby howell-baptiste. thanks, guys. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ this is my body of proof. proof of less joint pain and clearer skin. proof that i can fight psoriatic arthritis... ...with humira. humira targets and blocks a specific source of inflammation that contributes to both joint and skin symptoms. it's proven to help relieve pain, stop further irreversible joint damage and clear skin in many adults. humira can lower your ability to fight infections. serious and sometimes fatal infections, including tuberculosis, and cancers, including lymphoma, have happened, as have blood, liver,

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>> jimmy: hi there. music from royal blood is on the way. you know our next guest from a variety of quality television shows like "the good place," "killing eve," and "barry," too. her new movie is "cruella." >> stella, it's been so long. >> you know, i kept staring at you at the party, and then it came to me. that's estella from school. >> it's not estella. that's the past. i'm cruella. >> jimmy: "cruella" is in theatres and on disney plus premier access a week from friday. please welcome kirby howell-baptiste. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause]

>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm good, thank you. i don't know why there are two chairs there. the chair's just to block you from coming around the corner and to confuse. >> well, to be fair, someone told me exactly what to do behind, back stage. >> jimmy: you know how that goes, as soon as you hear the music it leaves your head. >> 100%. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: we used to have a movie premiere every week in this neighborhood, sometimes two a week. this is the first time you're having a premiere, the first one in more than a year. it's exciting. >> yeah, it's exciting. >> jimmy: have you seep tn the movie, the whole movie? >> i have seen the movie, but i didn't see it the way you should see it. i saw it on a tiny little laptop with watermarks all over it. >> jimmy: i haven't seen it, but i heard it's great.

>> i'm excited about it. >> jimmy: i bet you are. >> yeah. it's like the return of, people are comfortable going back out. >> jimmy: absolutely. by the way, i heard about this, and i was talking earlier about how people have lost the ability to drive over this pandemic, as people haven't been driving much and they kind of get rusty or whatever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have a driving story, you have a visual aid i will hold off on, but i would love to hear the story from you. >> yeah, i can relate, i'm from london, so not, i didn't have to drive for most of my life. anyway, when i moved out here, a little while after being here, i was like, i should take a road trip. i've never done that before. it feels like quintessentially american and a friend of mine and i went up the coast. so i travelled from santa rosa, and i spent a couple nights in big sur, and then i was like, oh, i've never been hearst

castle. >> jimmy: it's this big beautiful castle. >> i have a friend who went, and it's kind of shameful i've never been. it's not that shameful, you don't have to go there. it's not like not voting, you know. >> jimmy: people say it's really cool to see. >> exactly. it's really cool to see. it's opulent. there are zebras everywhere apparently, so i wanted to see it in real life. so i'm driving, and when i leave the place i'm staying in big sur, there's two ways you can go, a beautiful scenic route and the freeway. i'm like, no way, i'm going the scenic route. so i leave with about a quarter tank of petrol, gas. oh, no, indeed. so i leave with a quarter tank and i'm driving along highway one, and it's so beautiful. you know that scene in "big little lies." it's beautiful.

>> jimmy: right along the ocean. >> anyway, there's a rock slide, and they're diverting traffic, and it's like, okay, i hope i find somewhere to fill up. i go through the forest, and i immediately lose reception. my car is running low, and i should have filled it up. that's my bad. i'm using google maps. you'll know they did me very wrong in this moment. so, i'm like driving along. and then all of a sudden i'm off road, and let me just say i'm not in an off road car. i'm in a 2001 toyota and all of a sudden i'm on army land, and signs that say don't get out of your car because there are possible explosives. 5 miles per hour. go through private property on a farm. and meanwhile, gps is saying you're doing good girl, i'm

going the way i'm meant to be going, so i'm like, okay, if you say so. so i keep going. and i'm like, my petrol goes down. it's like the light comes on. every time you go downhill, pop it into neutral. i'm doing that, and i'm terrified. and then my gps tells me i'm .5 miles away from hearst castle. like you did it. as i'm going, i go up a bit of a hill. there's a forest, i come through the clearing and i'm faced with a creek is what i call it. everyone else is like, that was a small lake. it was a creek that was probably almost the size of this studio floor. and in my mind, i see tire tracks on the other side, so i'm like, it can't be that deep, can you make it in your 2001 solara. i guess i don't know how cars work. so i drive through, and i'm three quarters of the way through, and i'm like, you did

it. it was worth it. you'll probably break down, but it's fine. you will be at the castle and get towed from there. three quarters of the way, i hear this click. and my car is dead in the water. and you know in films when cars die there's smoke and all this fanfare. it was so anti-clie ak ak a particular. water starts flooding into my car. i grab all my things, wade to the other side. this is the first time in the journey i have reception. i call emergency services, and they're like, where are you? and i'm thinking, you tell me. this is it. i was located by helicopter. this is real. that's my car. >> jimmy: how did you get out of that? >> that's my first-ever car. >> jimmy: you look pretty happy, all things considered.p>> you ks running, i think i had so much adrenaline. how did i get out? i got located by helicopter,

because i was not on a real road. and then i had a tow truck come pick me up, tow that sad little car out of the water. and the tow truck driver was so lovely. he drove up the backside of hearst castle. it's a service road, you're not supposed to be on it. and the guy's like, it's good you didn't get there because you would have been arrested. but the gps was telling me how to get there like i lived there, anyway, he was so, so lovely. and then him and his wife, he was like, my wife would kill me if i didn't offer you a place to stay, so you can stay with us. so i stayed with him and his wife. >> jimmy: you went home with the tow truck driver. >> i went home with the tow truck driver. >> jimmy: good idea. >> i met his lovely wife first at this christmas fair, so it was legit, you know, then they, they took, she took me to a winter solstice party.

that's not even the craziest part. i was at this party, it's been such a long day, been kind of traumatic, and i'm like, time to get high. [ applause ] so then i'm like smoking and smoking, and i literally, for the first time in my life cannot get high. and what i assume was happening with my biology was that my brain went, that's enough for today. >> jimmy: don't ever do that again. >> never. never. you have no idea. i have never had a tank of petrol that has not been full since. never. in fact, i just switched to electric, and i that i's why. >> jimmy: that's not a bad idea. thank you for telling us that story. >> thank you for letting me tell you. >> jimmy: the movie is "cruella." it opens a week from friday.

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