i'm ama daetz. >> it sure is. i'm dan ashley. for all of us, we appreciate your time. right now from madness. and now, jimmy kimmel! >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- heidi klum, mike epps, and music from madness. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thanks for looking me. thanks for everything. that's very kind. we have a lot to report tonight, and i want to start with an update on a story we went through last night. in houston, there was a bengal tiger on the loose, just strolling through a neighborhood. nobody knew whose tiger it was. until a man, who is out on bond for murder, showed up, grabbed the tiger, and fled the scene. the police chased the man briefly and then lost him, which is weird. last night it got weirder. houston police tweeted, "update

number 2: victor hugo cuevas --" that's the guy, "is in custody. the whereabouts of the tiger are not yet known." [ laughter ] sleep tight, kids! that's great. [ laughter ] anyone with information on the tiger is urged to contact hpd major offenders at -- they give the number. listen, if i see a tiger, i'm not dialing ten numbers. i'm calling 9, 1, and 1, and that's it. [ laughter and applause ] the lawyer for victor hugo cuevas is, as you might guess, a character. after the police got his client, he injected the story with another twist. >> my client is not the owner of the tiger, he's not guilty of any crimes, he hasn't done anything wrong and he's already been convicted. i don't know who drove away with the tiger. i don't know who has the tiger, but we did have information that would be helpful. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] that was mysterious. if that's true and it's not his tiger, that means this guy showed up, grabbed a random tiger, loaded it into the back of his car, and drove away with it. [ laughter ] which is much scarier than

murder. [ laughter ] police are on the lookout for this suspect, who they warn may be in disguise. [ laughter ] this is one of his many aliases. you know, i've seen this movie before. i know how this goes. the police, or the fbi, are going to have to go to the only person who can catch that tiger. they're gonna have to let him out of prison. [ cheers and applause ] in order to catch a tiger, you must free the tiger king! [ laughter ] we have been through a lot over the past year, but this is good news for those who love shows and tunes. "hamilton," "wicked," and "the lion king" announced today that they are coming back to broadway in new york. hakuna moderna! [ cheers and applause ] broadway is scheduled to reopen at full capacity on september 14th. a number of shows have announced their return, including "chicago," "the phantom of the opera," and "jagged little pill," but not "cats." i guess after a year and a half cooped up at home, people are like "enough with the cats." [ laughter ] but it's very good news.

after all this we've been through, it'll be nice to relax and watch alexander hamilton get murdered again. [ laughter ] here's another fun thing going on in new york. starting tomorrow, new yorkers will be able to get the vaccine at subway and train stations. sounds sterile. [ laughter ] just what the subway needed, more random band-aids and needles on the ground. [ laughter ] mayor deblasio announced a list of incentives to get people vaccinated including free food, free tickets to events, and the opportunity for one lucky vaccinee to be starting quarterback for the new york jets. [ laughter ] in north korea, turns out they don't even need the vaccine, because north korea claims they've had zero instances of covid-19. the government says they tested more than 25,000 people, and couldn't find a single case! north korea has a very effective strategy to keep covid at bay. whenever someone coughs, they feed him to a wolf. [ laughter ] jeff bezos has quite a project going. the founder of amazon is

reportedly building a $500 million super-yacht that is so big, it requires a "support yacht" to travel with it. this is the billionaire version of having a second fridge in your garage. [ laughter ] the yacht is 417 feet long. it's so big, the suez canal would get stuck in it. [ laughter ] when does the band come back? >> guillermo: monday. >> jimmy: monday, okay. [ laughter and applause ] i didn't know this. did you know jeff bezos made $75 billion last year. he makes more money every second than the average american worker makes in a week. every minute, he makes more than three average workers earn in a year. when he walks by atms, they just start shooting out money like confetti. [ laughter ] but is he happy? yeah, looks like he is. [ laughter ] here in california, caitlyn jenner is learning that running for governor isn't exactly like running in the olympics. she is polling at 6% in our upcoming recall election, well behind two other republicans.

do you know who those other republicans running are, ahead of caitlyn jenner? >> guillermo: no idea. >> jimmy: no one does. [ laughter ] no one how soon any idea. because none of them are on the e! network. caitlyn jenner is hoping to become our next governor even though she admits she did not vote in the last election. but she had a super solid reason for not going to the polls. >> it was voting day and i thought, the only thing out here in california that i worry about which affects people is the propositions that were out there. and i didn't see any propositions that i really had one side or the other. and so it was election day. and i just couldn't get excited about it. and i just wound up going to play golf. and i said, eh, i'm not doing that. >> jimmy: she's going to be a great governor, huh? [ laughter ] instead of voting, she played golf. maybe she should be running for president. [ cheers and applause ] the pillow man, mike lindell, has come out of hiding. lindell hosted a much-hyped rally for his new social media

website last night at the corn palace theater in south dakota. it was a free show. tickets were free. some fans waited in line for seven hours to get in, only to find the venue half empty when they did get in. [ laughter ] they were expecting 30,000 people to show up, only 1,500 did. it was quite an event. mike treated the semi-crowd to 90 minutes of paranoid rantings about election fraud. and the music act was none other than former "saturday night live" cast member, joe piscopo! >> hey! zuckerberg! hey, jack dorsey! ♪ mike lindell is taking you out ♪ how about the japanese? can i do this? whoa! i'm sorry if that's racist, i apologize. ♪ whose music is this ♪ ♪ some jewish guy talking sweet caroline ♪ ♪ i was born a white boy but i like to rap black ♪ ♪ 0 piscobusiness kpiscopo ♪ ♪ thanks for coming to the show but we gotta go ♪ >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ]

joe writes out his set list on the back of the mapquest directions he prints out t get there. [ laughter ] what a night. not only was piscopo on the bill, they reached deep into the trump time machine to pull another great entertainer out of mothballs too. >> folks, we got a real treat. up here on the big screen and through the audio, we are about to be joined by the founder and chairman of the american cornerstone institute, secretary ben carson. [ cheers and applause ] he should be coming up on the screen any minute here. there he is, whoo! >> well, hello, everybody. >> jimmy: yeah. not too loud, you'll wake him up! [ laughter ] please. ben carson on zoom is the south dakota equivalent of the tupac hologram. [ laughter ] he's the only one i miss. he really is.

this is a funny story. this is also a true story. about a man named duston baker. one day, duston was taking a shower, and instead of his normal body wash, he picked up a bottle of menthol body wash and applied it to his undercarriage, which immediately created a burning sensation. now, a lesser man would have shed tears, but duston decided to turn menthol into menthol-ade, and wrote a song about the experience, which he now sings in the shower every day, and which his wife secretly recorded and posted on tiktok, where it has now been seen millions of times. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: a timeless lesson. needless to say, i was eager to find out more. so joining us now, from grover, colorado, please welcome duston and riley baker. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys. >> hey, what's up? how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> good, how are you? >> jimmy: duston, you look clean, really clean. [ laughter ] >> extremely clean right now. >> yes. >> jimmy: tell us how this started. >> well, i do all the shopping. so i buy all the soap and stuff. and happened to pick up the wrong bottle of cool sport rush that included menthol in it. [ laugd i didn't see it. and put it in the shower. and -- >> yeah, i -- >> one thing led to another. >> jimmy: and how are you doing physically now, duston?

has the rush subsided? >> i have -- physically, i have recovered. mentally, i will never recover. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so when your butt was on fire, did you have a revelation? was that your "star is born" moment? [ laughter ] >> i did. i saw god for a little bit. and we had a chat. and he inspired me to write this song, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. take us through the songwriting process. is this something that you wrote down? >> no. so, like i said, you know -- seeing god, he inspired me to just write this in the shower as a reminder to myself, to maybe look at the bottle first before i just shoot it. >> jimmy: and how often do you sing this, every time you shower? >> every time i shower. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so riley, you decided that you wanted to get this for prosperity. you recorded it. and then did your husband know you were posting it?

>> yes and no. i usually sit in there with him at the end of the day when we shower -- when he showers and stuff after work. and he happened to be singing that song. and i got it. and i showed it to him afterwards. and i was just like, i gotcha! and was like, by the way, if i happened to post it somewhere, would you be okay with it? he was like, oh, sure. because i have 25 followers on tiktok. >> jimmy: 25 followers. how many people have watched this song now on tiktok? >> i want to say about 8 million? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: so really, when it comes to famous butts and music, it's like j. lo, megan thee stallion, and you. [ laughter ] >> it happened. >> three. >> jimmy: are family and friends having fun with this? >> yeah, they call me "menthol man" now. [ laughter ] you know. when i was younger, i wanted to be a rock star. >> jimmy: oh. >> so my mom made a point to say, "look, you made it with music." [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: you really did. >> "that's your niche." >> jimmy: i enjoy the song, i've listened to it many times, it's a great song. >> thank you. >> jimmy: when we heard it, we decided it would be wise to get in touch with a great band. here now, with the cover of your great song, "i washed my ass with menthol soap again," please say hello to dawes, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well ♪ ♪ ♪ i worked all day i worked all night ♪ w ce mel all right ♪ ♪ something's got me shaking in my skin ♪ ♪ i opened it up and i slathered it on ♪ ♪ now i'm sitting here singing this song ♪ ♪ i washed my ass with menthol soap again ♪ ♪ he washed his ass with menthol soap again ♪

♪ he washed his ass with menthol soap again ♪ ♪ hold on now it won't be long ♪ ♪ i won't have to sing this song ♪ ♪ i won't wash my ass with menthol soap again ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. look at that. [ cheers and applause ] hey, what did you think? >> that was phenomenal. >> so amazing, thank you so much. >> phenomenal. >> jimmy: i told you they would much. t, guys, thank you very - >> you did it better than i could have. >> jimmy: by the way, your song just went porcelain, we've got a porcelain record. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to send this to your home we'll send this to all of your homes too. thanks, guys, we appreciate it. thanks, dustin and riley. thanks to dawes. we have a great show tonight. mike epps is here. we have music from madness. be back with heidi klum.

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with music from mod son featuing avril lavigne. and on thursday, chris rock, samira wiley, and music from morray. please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a very busy supermodel who parlayed her gift for walking runways and looking good into a career judging puppeteers, sword swallowers, and even the occasional contortionist. a new season of "america's got talent" premieres june 1st on nbc. please welcome heidi klum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, everyone! >> jimmy: thanks for being here. >> i'm so happy to see you. >> jimmy: happy to see you too. you look like a superhero. >> i'm trying to. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> we don't get out of the house much. when you do, that's like a superhero. >> jimmy: supermodel to superhero. you were supposed to be here a year ago. >> i know. >> jimmy: you got sick.

>> then everybody else got sick. >> jimmy: you thought you had covid-19? >> of course, because at the time, anyone who had a fever and a cough thought they had covid. >> jimmy: yeah. >> thankfully it was the rhinovirus. i don't know, i've never heard of that either. >> jimmy: that's a cold. >> i guess a regular virus. i had that. >> jimmy: yeah, that's good. that's one time you're happy that you had a cold. and you know what, i have to say, i wonder if you felt this way too. i swear to god, not all i can think of -- the person i was thinking of most during covid, the outbreak at the beginning, was howie mandel. >> oh, yes. [ laughter ] honestly, he's the only person that checked up on me every day. >> jimmy: is that true? >> yeah. we were filming, obviously he's sitting next to me -- i'm not sitting next to simon, he is. howie was personally affected by it. [ laughter ] he was thinking, i'm -- like how are you doing today, how are you doing? i'm like, i'm still not well. have you done the test yet? i'm like, there is no test to be

had anywhere. you tell me, i go. next day. how are you doing now, do you know? i'm like, i don't know. i have a fever, i have a cough, i don't know what's happening. >> jimmy: less out of concern, more out of his mania in general. >> he was worried he got whatever i had. >> jimmy: yeah. when he saw you for the first time, was he nervous? >> yeah he's always nervous. >> jimmy: have you ever touched his hand? >> once. because they hallucinated him. he was sedated. >> jimmy: hallucinated him? what? [ laughter ] >> yeah, because -- because there was a person, you know, that kind of did some voodoo stuff on him. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> he had his eyes open, but he was not fully there. >> jimmy: wait a minute. somebody hallucinated howie using hulu as the thing? >> there was an act. >> jimmy: right, right. >> that person did some kind of voodoo stuff on him. where he was with his eyes open but there was no one home. so we all fully touched his hands. so i know this really worked, what the guy did. >> jimmy: i see. >> normally, you cannot touch him at all.

howie is super -- >> jimmy: you're not allowed to touch him, he doesn't like to be touched. sometimes he would pretend -- i've known howie a long time -- he'd pretend he had a hand injury. [ laughter ] we were at a show together, after the show, oh, i'm so sorry, i broke my hand. whatever. there was a line of people wanting to shake his hand. and i said, oh, everyone shake howie's left hand! [ laughter ] >> yeah, there's no way. i mean, he even told me, if he goes to a hotel, he will put towels down. because he won't go with his bare feet. i'm like, why don't you just keep your socks on, what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's the craziest act that you've seen in your years on agt? >> so many crazy ones. >> jimmy: what's number one? >> number one? number one, the regurgitater. did you guys know -- look him up, he's absolutely amazing. he took my diamond ring, swallowed it, swallowed a locket, a key. inside of his stomach, put the ring in the locket, locked it, regurgitated it back up.

[ laughter ] he does the weirdest things. takes a little knife and tomato and he slices it in his stomach, then he brings it back up. [ laughter ] pi don't know how he does it. >> jimmy: it seems impractical. >> he was my favorite. [ laughter ] regurgitating stuff, that's me. >> jimmy: don't eat a salad at his house. [ laughter ] congratulations, by the way, you got married since the last time i saw you. >> yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if you know this. your husband, who is in a band called tokyo hotel. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was on our show many years ago. >> that's right. >> jimmy: this is a photograph we have. >> omg. this one? which is your husband- this one? >> with the crazy, spiky hair, that's his twin brother, bill. my husband is on the left with the guitar. >> jimmy: that's your husband with the guitar? >> with the dreadlocks. >> jimmy: he is german, these guys are from germany? >> i finally found a german husband, hopefully it still works. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: as if -- >> third time's a charm.

>> jimmy: he wasn't german enough. he gave you as a birthday gift -- i have many questions. >> you do? it's a german wall. it's the berlin wall. my husband was born in east berlin. so -- i've been there many, many times. obviously -- i love germany. this is where i'm from. even though i've been here longer than i have been in germany. he gave this to me for my birthday. it had to come all the way from germany, then with a crane into our garden. >> jimmy: first of all, this must have been an illegal acquisition, there's no way he got this legally, yes? >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he did? >> shatz, is there something you need to tell me? [ laughter ] i think he got it legally. i don't know. i don't think he can just hike take this. >> jimmy: when you fight, do you sit on opposite sides of the wall? [ laughter ] >> no. but this is good. i like that. >> jimmy: is the wall -- >> shatz, go on your side of the wall. >> jimmy: honestly, what went through your head when this came to the house? were you excited, or what am i going to do with this? >> i love this, it's beautiful. >> jimmy: where is the wall? >> it's beautiful that it's

broken and it's not standing there anymore doing what they intended it to do. >> jimmy: dividing a country, yes. [ applause ] >> in the garden, it's beautiful, it's in between the roses. >> jimmy: is it on your front lawn? >> it is. >> jimmy: it is. so you might as well have a sign that says "heidi klum lives here," yes? [ laughter ] >> you can't go down to our house there. >> jimmy: you can't, okay. >> you can't see it. >> jimmy: you were going to teach me something tonight, which i'm interested in. i don't even -- i can't fathom how this is going to work. apparently there's an exercise that is done -- >> it's an exercise that we kind of thought about would be a great exercise to do, if you don't know how to wear high heels, so you know -- i did this on my show in germany. i do tyra's show in germany. "germany's next top model." we put eggs in front -- behind -- underneath. >> jimmy: so that you -- >> walk only on the tippy front. because you don't want to smoosh the eggs. >> jimmy: why not just put on high heels? [ laughter ] >> good point. but it's better with eggs. >> jimmy: i see. it's more visual with the eggs. all right.

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>> jimmy: hi there, we are back. music from madness coming up. heidi klum is here. "america's got talent" is coming back on june 1st. we're talking about the modeling. people think it's easy, you're born beautiful, you get a nice hairdo, and that's it, but it's not that easy. there are things you need to know to be a model. >> you need to know how to walk in high heels. >> jimmy: of course. >> if you don't have any, you have eggs. duct tape. >> jimmy: this is a training device that you have come up with. which seems you can just put on high heels, to me. but yes. eggs are more visual. >> you know, it makes sense. then you have a bowl, just in case. so you can make scrambles eggs later, because we don't want to waste anything. >> jimmy: i have an egg taped to this foot, an egg taped to this foot. [ cheers and applause ]

>> do you want to give it a go? >> jimmy: i do in a minute. first i want to look at a videotape. this is the first time you were ever on a runway, at least on television. let's take a look. >> heidi klum. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> heidi klum! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a man clapping like this. >> so long ago, my gosh. >> jimmy: a lot of weird stuff going on. >> that was in 1992. i was very, very serious. >> jimmy: when you look at that, do you see that you made mistakes or do you feel like you were doing it right? >> i was very, very nervous. i'm still nervous, obviously, when you are in front of a lot of people, especially, because you never know. things can always go wrong. but at that time i was just -- i was super nervous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have another show

called "making the cut" on amazon prime video. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is the second season of that show. >> yes. >> jimmy: you and tim gunn, who's delightful. >> i love him, my tv husband, the longest marriage i've ever been in, 17 years. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: is that right? >> yes. >> jimmy: tim gunn, there's a bunch of designers, a million-dollar prize -- >> designers from all over the world. every week, when we have a winning look, people can buy it immediately. amazon, you have it in two days. >> jimmy: they can buy the clothes? >> the clothes, yeah, all $100 or less and we sell it around the world. >> jimmy: how about that, that's a clever idea. you're using amazon. that's probably why jeff bezos can buy a 418-foot yacht or whatever the hell. [ laughter ] >> because of me? >> jimmy: because of you, yeah, you at least contributed to that. >> you're welcome, jeff. >> jimmy: the side yacht, yeah. i'm going to come to the front. but i don't want to break eggs. >> once you're up, there's no return of going down, you know that. [ laughter ]

>> once you're up, you're up. no, once you're up, you're up. >> jimmy: wow, you're tall. >> once you're up, you're up. you don't want to waste this food. you're up. >> jimmy: for sure, yeah. >> this is how you train. you learn -- >> jimmy: you're just jumping around, wow. you make it look easy. ♪ >> let's see, come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: really, what i have to do -- the dismount. [ laughter ] i thought i was going to have no problem with this. >> nice! >> jimmy: this is the hard part. >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're very relaxed. i'm like frankenstein. >> loosen it up a little bit. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: loosen it up. wait, this is not good. you know, in my mind, i felt like i looked good doing it. then i saw myself. [ laughter ] >> so now just relax, now strut. now you make big steps. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, watch this, heidi.

>> yeah! >> jimmy: pretty good, right? [ cheers and applause ] i'm like halfway to being a supermodel. >> now just make the steps a little bit bigger. >> jimmy: oh, all right. ♪ >> yes! [ cheers and applause ] make the steps bigger. oh! >> jimmy: did i lose one? oh! i feel like that wasn't my fault. [ laughter ] >> it never is your guys' fault other one. oh, geez. all right. well, there you go. that's why you're you and i'm me. look at that. >> see? i'm still good. >> jimmy: america's got talent" premieres june 1st on nbc. "making the cut" with heidi klum and tim gunn on amazon prime video. be right back with mike epps!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back. music from madness is on the way. in his vast and glorious acting career, our next guest played an uncle rufus, uncle ray, uncle julius, and even an uncle buck. now, he finally gets to be the dad on his new sitcom, "the upshaws." it's on netflix now. please say hello to mike epps. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: we have to set an example. how you doing? >> how you doing, jimmy? >> jimmy: you look good. you look fit, you look healthy. >> you do too, thank you. >> jimmy: how are things going? i bet you are really happy to be out of lockdown. >> man, i am so happy to be out of lockdown, man. it's like home detention, man, you know? without the ankle bracelet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, unless you're stylish, then you wear it for no reason. wre you getting stir-crazy? >> i was, man. i was going back and forth to the grocery store. i'm like -- i think i went to whole foods a thousand times a week. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? i got so cool with the workers i was like, hey, how you doing? when i first started going they're like, oh, man, mike epps! i start going every day, they're like, hey, mike, how you doing, man? >> jimmy: they're like, mike, mind loading some of these cans on the shelf? [ laughter ] are you on the road doing standup now? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: are people excited to be there, uncomfortable? what's it like? >> you know what, it's scary-fun, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: it is? >> you know, you want to get back out, you want to make people laugh. but you're still thinking about, you know, you can get sick. but i'm loving it. so far i've gotten away with it. [ laughter ] whew, i got away with it again!- [ laughter ] and the people are just laughing at everything, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: really? that's nice. >> i crack a joke -- i'm saying to myself, i know that wasn't funny right there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: just happy to get out too. >> happy to get out. >> jimmy: your family? how is everybody doing in your family? >> everybody's doing good, man. my kids is back in -- one of them goes back to school, the other one's scared to go to school. >> jimmy: oh. >> it's a little better than the virtual school. because one of them got suspended from virtual school. [ laughter ]

i don't know how you do that. how did you get suspended from virtual school? they said she wasn't dressed right, she was coming with a blanket. coming to school with a blanket on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what is the punishment for being suspended from virtual school? >> i mean, i guess you can't come to no virtual classes. you can't come -- hey, you know. i would love to have gotten suspended from virtual school, back in the day. >> jimmy: no kidding. i was talking to somebody yesterday, he said his son, he's bummed he has to go back to school. and i was thinking, yeah, i would be more than happy to have gone to school in front of a computer. >> man, back in the day, right? some of them teachers i had? >> jimmy: yeah. >> breath smelt like coffee and cigarettes? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who was your least favorite teacher, do you remember? >> man, i had a teacher named mr. cook, man. he used to just curse me out all the time.

then he would loan me lunch money. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's not bad. >> he'd make me feel real bad in front of all the kids and stuff. oh, you're going to be working at hardee's! y'all probably don't have that here. >> jimmy: we know hardee's here. >> you're probably going to be working at mcdonald's your whole life! then all the kids leave. mr. cook, give me a dollar. you want a dollar? here you go. [ laughter ] i thought, i better get cussed out today if i want to eat lunch. [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, happy birthday. you turned 50 since i saw you last. >> oh, man. [ cheers and applause ] don't remind me, 50, man. >> jimmy: is it that bad? >> well, 50 ain't bad. but -- you know. you know. doing the covid-19, you know, during the pandemic, i started buying all of these cars. because it wasn't nothing to do. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. so i was just buying cars. and my wife was like, that's going to catch up to you.

and i'm like, no, it's going to open back up, let me have some fun. so now i'm selling them. i got a bronco for sale, someone want to buy it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you really selling them? >> yeah, my wife is making me sell all the cars. >> jimmy: is she really? how many cars did you buy? >> i bought about four. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're just -- you decided, hey, we got nowhere to go, i should buy some cars to not go there in them? [ laughter ] >> yeah, she was like, you better watch it, we're not opening back up. i'm like, of course we're going to open back up. now i'm selling all of them, they're all for sale. >> jimmy: did you have a party for your birthday? >> we did. we didn't have a party, i didn't get a chance to have a 50th. i wanted to have a big 50th, man. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but you know. my wife did the best she could. she recorded all these different people and put it all on a recorder of saying happy birthday. >> jimmy: oh, right, yeah. was that -- you know what, i've done a bunch of those, recorded those for people. i wonder if that's just depressing? [ laughter ]

or is it something that you really like seeing? >> yeah, i mean, it can be. it can be good until the wrong person pop up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, man. some of these people, i'm like -- asking my wife, where did you find this jerk here? [ laughter ] you know? some of the people was just like, hey, mike! i'm like, wow. you know? all the people that, you know -- that borrowed money from me, they were the only ones crying on the thing. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> they was so emotional. i'm so happy for your birthday! they wanted me to give them a break on that money. >> jimmy: yeah, right, sure. oh this guy really loves me. did you find the more money they owed, the more tears were shed? >> yeah, the more tears. i said this dude must really owe me, the crying -- one guy was giving me a shout-out, and he had a plumber at his house. and i didn't even know who the hell the plumber was. he was like, hey, mike. i like all your movies.

i said, oh, man that guy. >> jimmy: did you have any celebrity friends? >> yeah, i had ll cool j, dougie fresh. >> jimmy: oh, nice. no slick rick? >> i wish i had slick rick. dr. fauci said something for me. >> jimmy: did he really? >> no, i'm just kidding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hey, is that what he was doing? >> because i knew the next thing he was going to say, where the hell does dr. fauci know you from? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it seemed odd, it did seem odd. it struck me as -- yeah. unusual, i will say. >> unusual, yeah. >> jimmy: so you got a little -- a video, that's it? a video and some cars that you have to sell? >> i got a video, some cars. i'm a big colts fan. indianapolis colts, they sent me something for my birthday. shout-out to the indianapolis colts. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: this is interesting, this sitcom that you're doing. this is something that wanda sykes created this show. >> yes. >> jimmy: with you in mind, correct? >> right. well, i brought the idea to wanda. >> jimmy: you did, okay. >> yeah, i brought -- i owe wanda some money. [ laughter ] i said, i better go ahead, bring her something to replace the money. but -- no, but i brought the idea to wanda. i was thinking, jimmy, you know, as an artist, we're always thinking about ways to create television shows. and i was sitting back, you know, me and my manager, dan, and i was thinking -- i said, man, you know what? we ought to do a show like one of the old-school shows, you know? "sanford and son." you know. what's the other one? >> jimmy: there's a lot of them. >> "jeffersons." >> jimmy: "good times," "jeffersons," yeah. >> i said wanda would be the perfect person, she knows how to cuss you out really good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she does, she plays the sister-in-law who doesn't like you. >> she does a good job.

>> jimmy: kim fields is your wife on the show. >> oh, man, kim is incredible, man. to be able to get somebody like kim fields who's a veteran in the sitcom game? i mean, and to have wanda and to have regina hicks writing and the cast is cool, the production, it was a blessing, man. >> jimmy: it must be fun to be doing something that feels like something you watched when you were a kid. >> man. >> jimmy: that you loved when you were a kid. i remember coming home from school every day, i had a lineup, a full schedule of television shows to watch. >> right. >> jimmy: and at one time it was like "good times" and "what's happening" were the shows. >> that was the shows back to back. >> jimmy: and then it would be like -- >> you know the schedule. >> jimmy: "eight is enough." all these shows that would go one after the other. >> did you watch talk shows? >> jimmy: of course, yeah, of course. i still watch -- no, wait, i don't watch them ever anymore. [ laughter ] >> who inspired you? who inspired you? >> jimmy: alan thicke more than any -- no.

[ laughter ] >> alan thicke? i thought you was about to say -- >> jimmy: dr. fauci. well, if you love mike epps, and who doesn't, "the upshaws" is the new show, it's on netflix now. [ cheers and applause ] wanda will be here tomorrow. mike epps, everybody. we'll be back with madness! ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: it's time for two-tone. the album is called "our house: the very best of madness," from the london palladium, madness! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ father wears his sunday best

mother's tired she needs a rest the kids are playing ♪ ♪ up downstairs sister's sighing in her sleep brother's got a ♪ ♪ date to keep he can't hang around our house in the middle of our street ♪ ♪ our house in the middle of our our house it has a crowd there's always ♪ ♪ something happening and it's usually quite loud our mum ♪ ♪ she's so house-proud nothing ever slows her down and a mess ♪ ♪ is not allowed our house in the middle of our street our house in the ♪ ♪ middle of our our house in the middle of our street our house ♪ in the middle of our ♪ ♪ father gets up late for work mother has to iron his shirt ♪ ♪ then she sends the kids to school sees them off with a

small kiss ♪ ♪ she's the one they're going to miss in lots of ways ♪ ♪ ♪ >> mr. c.j. foreman. ♪ ♪ ♪ our house in the middle of our street our house in the the middle of our i remember way back then ♪ ♪ when everything was true and when we would have such a very good time ♪ ♪ such a fine time such a happy time and i remember how we'd play ♪ ♪ simply waste the day away then we'd say nothing would ♪ ♪ come between us two dreamers father wears his sunday best ♪ ♪ mother's tired she needs a rest the kids are playing up downstairs ♪

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>> jimmy: i want to thank heidi klum, mike epps, madness and dawes. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, wanda sykes and max minghella, with music from mod sun and avril lavigne. i know you're exhausted from laughing, but "nightline" is next, so try to stay up. goodnight.

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