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for sandy. patella reveal all of us. we appreciate your time. stay mm hmm. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, elizabeth banks, danny pudi, and music from the band camino. and now jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the recent outbreak of norovirus to be here. last week, we had a whole bunch of people at our show get sick. vient -- violently ill, suddenly, like 40 people went home and started throwing up. did you get sick, guillermo? >> you didn't raise your hand?
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too weak or you didn't want to be the lame one in the group. yeah, you know, a lot of people got sick. it's weird when you are reminded that there are other contagious viruses out there. it's like "oh, yeah, herpes." still hangin' in. i guess i assumed that they'd go away out of like, courtesy or something. so be warned- at any point during the show, any one of us could blow. hey, remember that youtube video with the two cute british kids, "charlie bit my finger?" it was one of the first viral videos back in 2007. this thing racked up more than 833 million views but now it is off youtube and in the hands of a private collector. because yesterday charlie's parents auctioned it off as an nft, a non-fungible token, and it sold for 76 for a 55 secd video anyone can which, i don't know. if you pay three quarters of a million dollars for video of a kid biting another kid. are you an entrepreneur or just a weirdo?
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seems like this should get you on some kind of watch list. anyway the moral to this story is record every dumb thing your kid says, because one day it might buy you a house! in florida that's always an attention-grabber, isn't it? in florida, the school year is winding down, and that means this is the time the yearbooks come out. well, at bartram trail high school not too far from jacksonville, 80 students, all female, were surprised to find their photos altered. someone, this was the original photo, took it upon herself to alter it. to cover up their shoulders and necklines. here's another one. this is the original. shield your eyes. and here it is "fixed." they did this 80 times! here's another one and how they cleaned it up. it's like they put the taliban in charge of the yearbook committee. imagine some lunatic spending all that time photoshopping high school girls' boobs? and how did the school sanitize
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the male students? they didn't. this photo is from the same yearbook. boys in speedos remain untouched. wow, you'd think educators in the state that gave us hooters would know better than this. i guess not. anyway, it's nice to know there are still heroes out there protecting our kids from all this sinful vee-neckery. meanwhile, we got some encouraging news covid-wise. cases of the coronavirus in the united states are down to their lowest levels in almost a year. so now we can go outside and be swarmed by cicadas! if it keeps getting better at this rate, they say that by july 1st, we'll need a new excuse to not want to see people. now that things are getting back to normal-ish supermarkets have a glut of sanitizer on their hands. there is a big surplus of hand
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sanitizer and so they're trying to get rid of it. one store in rhode island is offering a ten dollar gift card if you buy ten dollars worth of hand sanitizer. you remember how hard it was to get? i actually bought the ingredients to make it! and then it was complicated and i gave up. i have 80 gallons of aloe vera and isopropyl alcohol in my garage. the demand was so huge, a lot of vodka producers switched their factories over to making hand sanitizer. which turned out to be a bad move. we didn't need more hand sanitizer, but we definitely needed more vodka! as we learn more about this virus, scientists are learning how to protect us from it. researchers in london have found that dogs can be trained to smell covid infections with a success rate of more than 90%. cats can detect it too, but they won't let you know until you're on a ventilator. jerks.
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dogs can detect all kinds of things from cancer, malaria even epilepsy. some day we'll go into an urgent care and it'll be like, "the dog will see you now." senator ted cruz had an eventful weekend thanks to something dumb he tweeted about the army. there was a tiktok that compared a russian army recruitment commercial to an american ad. in the american version, they tll the story of a female soldier who was raised by two moms. the russian one was like drago in "rocky 4." so ted, seeing an easy opportunity, fires this cruz missile. with this response to the tiktok. "holy crap. perhaps a woke, emasculated military is not the best idea." ted cruz, who four years ago took permanent residence up the ass of a man who beat him in every election by calling his
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wife ugly and slandering his elderly father says this is emasculating. primarily because ted cruz is not human he's a moist, gelatinous tubeworm whose elastic band pants are filled with an inky discharge. maybe this would be more ted's speed. "army." "be all you cancun be." for a guy named ted, he gives the worst talks. kentucky senator rand paul is also in the running for worst person of the weekend. rand, pictured here says he has no plans to get vaccinated. he's just gonna keep gelling his hair with purell. what paul actually said was "i won't get the vaccine, but i may reconsider." just the kind of decisive leadership we need right now. the good news is everyone in rand paul's life stays at least 6 feet away from him anyway. rand isn't the only dude in congress who doesn't want to follow covid guidelines. there are several others
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including marjorie taylor greene. klan mom is very upset with nancy pelosi for making her wear a mask to work. a restriction she compared to that's right, you guessed it, the holocaust. >> jimmy: where the hell are those jewish space lasers when we need them? wearing masks is exactly the type of abuse seen in the holocaust? cars at soccer games. you monster. house minority leader kevin mccarthy immediately condemned her comments. he said they were reprehensible and totally inconsistent with the values of the republican
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party. no, just kidding, he said nothing. he did nothing and said nothing. but mtg did get a boost of support. from soon-to-be incarcerated congressman matt gaetz, who tweeted "i proudly stand with @repmtg." marjorie and matt went to a rally together in mesa, arizona this weekend. before that, gaetz weighed in on a close friend, a guy named joel greenberg who pled guilty to six crimes, including sex trafficking and who is said to be cooperating with authorities in their investigation of matt gaetz. he accused someone of having a relationship with a minor. it was not true. it was a false thing that joel greenberg has said, and it landed him in quite a bit of trouble. i'm not focused on scandal, i'm
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focused on socialism. >> jimmy: right. i'm not worried about whether or not i paid a teenager for sex. i'm focused on making sure none of those teenagers get healthcare! i love it when they turn on each other. speaking of the soon to be incarcerated, donald trump may not be president, but he's still sponging up all the tax money he can. since january the trump organization has reportedly been charging the secret service $400 a night- for a room at mar-a-lago. so far the bill is more than $40,000. at this point, it would be cheaper for the secret service to become members at mar-a-lago. not even a discount. no, full rate. he has to make a profit off it! and god forbid the secret service orders room service it could bankrupt the treasury! these poor secret service agents they spend years training to be part of an elite security task force they wind up on the golf course, watching jabba the putt gobble up loaded potato skins. although i guess it could be worse.
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today i googled "would trump have secret service protection in prison?"ould. it's never happened before. but if it did happen -- i wonder which lucky agents get that detail? from now on, you'll be protecting the former president from the crips. this is now day five of the cease-fire between israel and hamas. guillermo, have you been following the situation in the middle east? >> a little bit, but it's sashl. -- but it's terrible. >> jimmy: if you've been on social media this past week- or ever opened a newspaper during the past 35 years, you know the touchy subject and it's been made more touchy by social media..eeend. public figures have orn apt.
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people are scared to speak up and not just on instagram in the privacy of their homes too. it's late in to game night, you have played everything. it's time for a game that willing challenge you mentally and emotionally. >> we do have one other game. >> what is it? >> let's talk about israel. >> no, let's not. >> navigate your way through the holy land. stopping to pick up neutral talking points along the way. but if those talking points offend anybody. >> obviously this is all very complicated. >> nice one, babe. >> and i'm certainly no expert. >> could have fooled me. >> but it just seem ones like the israeli response is yes. >> you will spend hours navigating the mine field and have no fun doing it. >> this conflict goes back a long, long way. >> nice and vague. >> but when one force
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occupies -- am i not allowed to say that word? >> i don't know, the rules are hard to follow. >> you may not know what you are talking about, but don't let it stop you from weighing in. >> i feel sorry for anybody who is anywhere, that feels uncomfortable be anything. what was wrong with that one. >> you want to give hamas a passes? >> that is not what he said. >> this game may never end sdwlm. >> the two state solution. the violent escalation. both sides -- [ buzzer ] >> what the hell do you want from me! >> hey! >> you -- >> let's talk about israel, not fun for the whole family. from the makers of daddy's cheating on mom. >> i don't ever want to play this game again. >> jimmy: we'll settle it with battleship. we have a good show for you tonight. danny pudi is here. we've got music from the band camino. and we'll be back with eizabeth banks.
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please join us for all that. our first guest is an emmy-nominated actor, producer, director, and now-game-show host. she controls the whammies on "press your luck"- season three premieres wednesday here on abc. please say hello to elizabeth banks. hello, liz are beth the -- elizabeth banks how are you? >> hi, jimmy. >> good to see you, where are you? >> hartford, connecticut. >> i'm guessing it's not beautiful in hartford, i've not been there. >> you know, i think it's probably not the nice estimast connecticut but they have been nice. >> you are from that area? >> i am, and while i've been working here i have been spending weekends seeing friends and family all over the east coast. i have seen my dad who i have not seen since the beginning of of the kbloepandemic and i'm se
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my mom this memorial holiday. >> how was that seeing your dad after a full year of not seeing him? >> i full cried baby cried, the whole type. i cried in the car, for the ten minutes before we saw each other. i cried and then i cried like a baby in my daddy's arms. let me tell you -- >> now do you feel pressure? you have to cry for mom too, you know that right? >> i have no doubt i will ball my eyes out for mom too. i'm so grateful they made it through. you know? it's been a crazy hard year for everyone. >> sure, yeah. so what about your own family, your husband and kids are they with you or back in l.a. still? >> mommy is are having alone time, jimmy. >> okay. >> it was a long pandem.em ol , m so long, and right
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when i got this job, we were told they were going back full time and i could not take them away from school and their friends and they have already missed for so long. so, my husband is doing mr. mom duty. an amazing job, i could not be more grateful to my man max, he is holding down the fort back home. >> the last time you were on, max purchased, what was it? like a huge, like a crate of raman noodles, correct? >> yes, correct, he did. >> for what reason had he purchased that crate of raman noodles? >> like a lot of people in the beginning of covid, like day three, he panicked and it was a panic buy, jimmy. he thought there would be nothing left on the shelves and that all we would be able to eat was raman, we are happy to report that most of the raman is still in the pantry, but we did eat some raman and cup-a-noodles. aotf cup-a-noodles.
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>> it will be great for the next emergency. you will have it through earthquakes and who knows what will happen. >> he reverted to colleger dorm eating basically. >> it's a good thought, you know, it's just, gross, that's all. >> it's, but it's just add water and that's what we wanted. >> you know, we were rummaging through your past and we discovered around 20 years ago, you were on an episode of law and order. i believe svu? >> svu, yes. >> and this is almost like a rite of passage if you are an actor in new york, true? >> absolutely. if you were an actor in new york and you were not on any of the law and orders, you were not going to make it. they had an episode a week ripped from the headlines. they had 50 million guest stars, you to get one on the show. i lucked out with mine. i'm sure you are going to mention it. >> no, you go ahead, it's your
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story, for sure. you lucked out. >> so, my, the character i played on law and order svu, special victims unit. i played a porn star with a sick kid whose entire life goal was to get in a gang bang to get on money and get to vegas.nd make - >> oh, get to vegas, okay. >> well that's where the real porn happens, in terms of this character, i don't know. >> well, i grew up in las vegas, i saw nohappening. i will take your word on that. we have the clip of twefoance a take a look now. >> joey, just kneel down behind her. a little more to the left. good. good. >> what are you doing here? >> you ruined my shot. who are you? >> police, we need to talk to
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jayna. >> mommy can i have money for the soda machine >> i want tried to stop her , i'm sorry. >> what in the hell is your daughter doing in a -- >> that's the best. that's the bad situation you were in. >> honestly, i'm so grateful you didn't freeze frame on the move in the kitchen. but yeah, that was my character. i'm wearing a g-string i believe in that. >> same here. elizabeth, i love that the guy is in the thing, and even though they have no clothes on, with we are learning their jobs. this one has a constructionally helmet. that is crazy. >> they are the village people of porn basically, jimmy. >> was that the last time you saw your father cry when he saw that that on television?
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>> i believe that my parents were very proud. >> oh, they were excited. >> was that the first time they saw you on tv? >> no. i had done, my very first thing i ever ever did was, it was not much better. was an episode of america's most wanted in which i played a murder victim be who gets run over by a car. and i had a routine, and the stunt was -- so on the day that i shot the stunt, i had never been on a set of anything in my life. so, i went to the -- i auditioned and i won the job of murder victim on america's most wanted. and i had to have a shot, the shot was, i laid over the hood of a car and then i got up and then i walked backwards and you remember i was eating chips, and then they eversed the tape and played it forward so it looks 'm walking forward and eating chip-s and get run over and hit by a car. i thought that was it. that will be the whole bit.
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then i have a whole viewing party. i was in college at the time. my entire sorority got together to watch the show with me and they played the show and there i am walking down the highway, eat autoing chips. here comes the car. it hits me. what they failed to tell me they were going to shoot. they threw, they put my clothes on like a sex doll dummy, no joke and tossed it in the air and then landed it so it really looked like it hit me and threw me like 20 feet but they just threw a sex doll and my clothes 20 feet and landed. it's so funny. it's so ridiculous, and it st ii max makes me laugh. i made everyone watch that. >> when we come back, we are talking about your new show, season three of press your luck. elizabeth banks is with us, we will be right back. portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought
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>> correct me if i'm wrong, he is the devil, or demon in cartoon form? >> right, he is horrible. >> everyone says no whammies, and maybe if they were more welcoming maybe he would not take all their money. something to think about. i did notice on the show, the contestants are so excited. like, to a point of almost break down. you know? >> we have some incredible characters. i mean, every type. the people that do it love it. we have a lot of people that watch the show in the '80s and we have a lot of people that come back and how exciting to win money. you know, it truly is pretty exciting and life changing and also, we give away tons of really interesting and whacky prizes. we give away ice cream machines
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and cars and a lot of cars this so season. it's cool. >> i have given people things as host of a show and working on radio, you almost never get the reaction you hope for. you almost, a lot of times you just get a stunned silence and that is it and you are like, hey, i just gave you an escalade, how about something? on your show, it appears that you are giving the contestants meth or something back stage. they are absolutely out of their minds. >> yeah, well, what, and you know, we personalize a lot of the prizes too, jimmy. so unlike any other game show, we do a deep dive in people's lives and we find out what they like and are interested in. when they get the prize, they need or love the prize. they are people who love chipotle three times a week and i'm like, i'm giving you chipotle, for five years.pthey . yeah. >> i see. so, if you find somebody with a
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fungal infection, you will give them lamasil or something and they will be happy. >> you would be shocked what people want. it's pretty incredible, actually. >> i see, yeah. that makes sense. what do you like as far as playing games goes? are you a good sport? >> no i'm a terrible loser. >> not a good sport. >> i really like winning. >> did you play sports as a kid? >> i played softball, and a little bit of basketball. i won a most improved basketball trophy when i was 12 years old. that is about the only thing, that and i won a cheerleading award for being the psyched cheer leader. i think that means i had a big smile and they could not avoid my teeth when i was on the pyramid. i had two trophies growing up.
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most improved in basketball and super psyched cheer leader. >> a electroatr trophy is a tro know. your husband is a sports nut. he wrote a fantasy football book, as i recall. >> he did, but the love of his life are the portland trail blazers. he grew up in oregon, he had a birthday in may and we have been together a long time, as you know, jimmy. so it's hard to come up with things and surprise him and so this year, i slid in to the dms of damian lillard and i asked him if he would not mind just dm'ing a happy birthday to my husband. and you know what? he dm'ed me back, got you and he did it and it's like the sweetest thing and my husband lost his mind. >> wow. >> he was like, diddi you see t? i was pretty proud of myself.
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>> you should be. you do come up with personalized prize eas. that is nice, not just on the show. the show is press your luck, it premiers wednesday night, 8:00 here on abc, elizabeth banks, thank you, elizabeth. we will be back with danny pudi. ♪ ♪
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. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: music from the band camino is on the way. you know our next guest from six seasons on the show "community." now he is head of moetization on "mythic quest." new episodes air fridays on apple tv plus, please welcome danny pudi.
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♪ ♪ how's it going? >> great. how are you doing? >> i'm doing well. you know, i was actualy weirdly walking not that it's weird that i was walking. but i was walking and i overheard this kid telling his mom about snoop dog being on your show and rob mcilh eney was here and was talking about getting high with snoop dog, did you par take in that particular experience with snoop? >> no, no, jimmy. this was a big episode for me. i play this sort of intense ruthless character and this episode goes in to my back story. you get to see a different side of my character. so i was super excited ands also, my best friend, long time comedy friend is in the episode as my brother.
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we get to do emotional scenes together. meanwhile, on the other side of the stage, snoop is giving a concert, people are getting high, people are losing their minds. and i'm here crying with my best friend. kind of like i'm in high school again. >> it does have the make up of a party. you got, i have been wanting to talk to you about this for a year. this, when you are on larry king show, larry king is doing this internet show, i have been on it a couple of times and larry was still plugging away, god bless him. >> yep. yep. >> you became a meme as a result of one of the moments on the show. >> yeah. yeah. it was a big surprise for me. i woke up one morning a bunch of text from friends, a neighbor dropped off socks and a bag of coffee and is c was confused an
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people were like, you are trending and i'm like, for what? >> let show everyone for whart. >> a luxury you cannot live without. >> coffee. >> you can get it anywhere. >> i guess, yeah, like good coffee. >> i love coffee too. >> i like my socks. >> socks? that's not a luxury. coffee -- coffee and socks are not a luxury. >> what is a luxury? >> a private plane. >> larry i'm on duck tails. >> and that, people started selling shirts that said is, larry i'm on duck tails. >> yeah, it became a thing. i was relieved and thankful i had a fun moment with larry. >> that was a perfect response to that. >> thank you. >> you know, larry doesn't thing
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coffee is a luxury. people are going to pay $4 every day to coffee and thinking, wow, it adds up, it's a luxury. larry is pumping it out of the pot. you know -- >> yeah, yeah. >> grinds are in it, yeah. yeah. >> you are from chicago, you grew up chicago, right? >> i did. >> chicago bulls fan. >> huge bulls fan. >> you worked nor t ed for the kind of? >> i did, grew up as a huge bulls fan and i was in the building for a lot of games when jordan and pippin and the team was playing. my high school had a sign up for being an usher and i could not get a ticket, and i signed up for it. >> it was a job they didn't pay you for? >> yeah, best unpaid job ever. i got a blazer and they ban issued me to the 300 level. you had to be strict and show
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people the seats. i didn't do any of that. as soon as the lights were up, jordan was on the court, i'm losing my mind and screaming, everyone is sitting anywhere they want in my section. i was a>> y got toee gaetpler i. i didn't get to meet the players. one of my favorite memories is they had a towel give away we were not allowed to touch them, they were just for the fans. i remember, i'm you know, at my station. trying to be professional and i notice a drunk fan dropped this towel in to the puddle of beer, i'm like, this is my moment right here. i want to remember this. i get on the ground, i'm in a gray blazers. i'm crawling through fans and get the towel and squeeze the beer out and shove it in my blazer. i was not a good usher. i think my boss noticed and was
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like, they could not fire me because i was working for free. >> yeah, right. >> but they strongly encouraged me to not come back. so -- >> did they really? what a scam they are running. the players are being paid 10s of millions dollars and you have high school kids suppose to be controlling the crowd. >> yeah. but i got the towel. >> you still have the towel? >> still have it, i hand washed it. there's still a bit of a beer stain on it and i framed it and it's a good memory. >> you have twins, right? >> i have 9-year-old twins, they are awesome. >> 9 years old. like do they watch any of your stuff at all? >> yeah, so we started to let them watch some things. over quarantine. we decided to let them watch "community," questionable move. thank you. >> did you make sure before they saw it that it was appropriate for 9? >> no. no. >> no. >> i probably should have. from my in memory, i thought it
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was more appropriate than it was and so we were showing them some episodes. one of the episodes we showed them was the episode where the character i play, takes a class called nicolas cage, good or bad. very normal thing. and during the episode, my character is obsessed with cage movies movies and so my kids are liking it and i think it's harmless and it's okay. cut to a couple of days later, we are in a store, the kids are running through the aisles slightly ahead of me and i'm observing my son and he is starting to prowl a little bit and he is hissing and i'm watching him and i see him turn around and go, dad, i'm a sexy cat. so we stopped watching "community" after that. >> sure, have they seen this? did they see you in that outfit?
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>> they did. >> that is from mythic quest, you turned in to a dime emon. did you scare them? >> i thought i would, and i was a little excited about it. it's a stand alone episode where our world is transformed and it's about going back to work and we throw this big larp party to get everyone back to work and my character who is the villain of the office literally transforms in to the lord of darkness and the episode shifts in to drama and i thought it was going to terrify them. but could be a good episode to show them. they are not laughing at all. and i am wondering if i should tap out or pause it but they are leaning in to it and eventually my character transforms from brad in to a darkness demon and my horns are coming out and i have teeth and my eyes turn
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blacking and my daughter starts cracking up and i'm like, what is going on. she goes, you are a hila are hi villain, and i'm like, you are supposed to be scared of me. and she is not scared of me. >> the ho is called mythic quest, new episodes friday on apple tv plus. danny pudi, everyone. we will be back with the band, camino.
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>> jimmy: i want to thank elizabeth banks and danny pudi. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, lena waithe and kelvin harrison jr., with music from allison russell, brittney spencer and brandi carlile. "nightline" is next but first, you can see these guys on tour with dan and shay starting september 9th in greenville, south carolina. with the song "1 last cigarette" from their forthcoming album, the band camino! ♪ i can't i can't i can't stand the man i'm seeing in the mirror i try i try to ♪ ♪ get my mind right but it never
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gets much clearer maybe i should ♪ ♪ see somebody 'cause i can't keep this up everything inside my body is telling me to stop ♪ ♪ all my friends they left me for dead and i don't have a clue where i am i ♪ ♪ lost my keys now all i got left is ten missed calls and one last cigarette ♪ ♪ all my friends they hate me again i get too drunk when i get depressed i ♪ ♪ lost my now all i got left is ten missed calls and one last cigarette ♪ ♪ i can't i can't can't pay the rent 'cause i wasted all money i try i try ♪ ♪ i try to laugh off my life but lately it's not funny
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maybe i should ♪ ♪ see som 'cause i can't keep this up everything inside my body is telling me to stop ♪ ♪ all my friends they left me for dead and i don't have a clue where i am i ♪ ♪ lost my keys now all i got left is ten missed calls and one last cigarette ♪ ♪ all my friends they hate me again i get too drunk when i get depressed i ♪ ♪ lost my now all i got left is ten missed calls and ♪ all my friends they left me for dead and
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i don't have a clue where i am i ♪ ♪ lost my keys now all i got left is ten missed calls and one last cigarette ♪ ♪ all my friends they hate me again i get too drunk when i get depressed i ♪ ♪ lost my now all i got left is ten missed calls and one last cigarette ♪ ♪ all my friends lost my now all i got left is ten missed calls ♪ ♪ and one last cigarette maybe i should see somebody 'cause i can't keep this up everything inside ♪ ♪ my body is telling me to stop ♪ ♪ ♪
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