us tonight i'm ama daetz. >> and i'm >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, emily blunt, diego boneta, and music from american idol winner chayce beckham. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: here i am. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. a special welcome to the night owls. those of you, some of whom -- and i wish i had given you heads-up about this last night, but last night around 2:00 a.m. here in l.a. something magic happened in the sky. we had a super moon and a blood moon. which teamed up to form a "super flower blood moon." the flower part means you were high when you saw it. [ laughter ] a "super flower blood moon" happens when there's a supermoon and a lunar eclipse at the same time. this is what it looked like over australia. this is the kind of thing we used to be interested in before we had instagram. [ laughter ]

it was visible here. unfortunately, i had already made plans to stare at a different part of the sky at that time. did you see it, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i didn't not see it. >> jimmy: you didn't see it? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: am i nuts or did we not have supermoons when we were kids? >> guillermo: no, we didn't. >> jimmy: right. we had moon pies. but no super moons. [ laughter ] it seems like we have a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical event every six weeks now. [ laughter ] speaking of once-in-a-lifetime events, the walls are closing in on donald jessica trump. [ cheers and applause ] last week we learned, officially, that the trump organization was under criminal investigation in new york. and now we know that the manhattan district attorney has convened a grand jury to decide whether or not to indict trump. which, can you imagine donald trump on trial? putting that little orange hand on a bible, suddenly the bible bursts into flames. [ laughter ] he escapes in the chaos like a batman villain. [ laughter ] the grand jury has already been selected. they are already meeting. they will meet three days a week

for a minimum of six months. and then who knows? maybe it will happen. maybe he'll go to prison. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know how i would process that. although i have to say, it wouldn't really be that much of a change from the life he's living now. he's trapped in that mar-a-lago eating crappy food, making small talk. the only difference is, in jail he'll play less golf and have more sex. [ laughter ] otherwise it's really the same. and doing interviews with maria bartiromo from behind a glass partition. [ laughter ] since he got kicked off social media, people are talking a lot less about trump online. internet chatter about the former president has reached a five-year low. last week his website, where he releases all his statements, had fewer visitors than petfinder.com and the recipe website delish. [ laughter ] he's like the insta-pot of presidents. [ laughter ] he still has some die-hards, but most people put him in the back of the pantry and moved on with their lives. [ laughter ] team trump is feeling the heat

and has resorted to desperate measures to boost their profile. a journalist named kurt eichenwald posted a text he got from the trump campaign. that said "this is ridiculous, kurt. will you join trump's new site? we've texted you 13x. fail to respond = trump knows you've abandoned him." he knows you've abandoned him, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're abandoning him after 13 text messages! a bunch of people are getting similar messages. "this is ridiculous, beverly. will you join trump's new site? we've texted you 13x. fail to respond = trump knows you've abandoned him." a woman named barbara, 20 days in a row they've contacted this woman, "fail to respond within one hour and trump will assume you've sided with the demes." even his robotexts are insecure. [ laughter ] meanwhile, while donald is slipping off the radar melania has completely disappeared off the face of the earth. i'm almost at the point where i wonder whether she ever even

existed in the first place? [ laughter ] maybe she was a series of extras from slovenian central casting. or something. donald is keeping himself busy and relevant with appearance on low-rent news channels like newsmax. he did an interview with newsmax last night where he had a lot to say about a certain subject. >> you go to palm springs, take a look at those wind farms, they look like junkyards. windmills, you look at some of these beautiful farms, windmills, after ten years they have to be replaced. when they make these windmills, which are all made in china, they start to rust and rot. but we have windmills all over the place. they have windmills all over the place. they're putting wind mills all over the environment. they ruin the environment, they kill the birds i'm not a fan. very, very expensive. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's why he's not a fan. try gorilla glue. donald quijote worried about windmills. i'm really surprised he hasn't

weighed in on ufos yet. ever since pentagon and military officials went public with their thoughts on ufos or uaps as they now call them. ever since that big "60 minutes" story a week or two back, many people, including members of congress, have been taking this very seriously, more so than ever before. but the qanon crowd of all people is not buying it. the qanuts have a theory which is that all this talk of ufos is a deep state conspiracy to distract us from voter fraud and the truth about the "scamdemic." [ laughter ] too crazy to believe in ufos is a new level of crazy, by the way. [ laughter ] and they're not just skeptical, that's the thing, they're convinced. they are absolutely sure that this is a distraction. which i'm not even sure that jeff goldblum is a real person, and he lives on my block, okay? [ laughter ] that's how you know someone is irrational. rational people hedge a little. they're not completely -- they say things like, "it's possible, we don't have all the information yet, but here's what i think." they don't say, "i'm 100% confident oprah is a witch. it's the only way her powers can be explained!" [ laughter ] they don't do that.

all these conspiracies about vaccines, election fraud, climate denial, pedophile rings -- the reason people believe them is because reality is boring. it's more interesting to be part of a group that cracks a big conspiracy like this. you have a community, a sense of purpose, an enemy to rally against, it's literally a no-brainer, people -- >> wait, let me speak! [ laughter ] i have something to say! >> jimmy: well -- okay. we're kind of -- are you -- are you -- >> ken. ken. >> jimmy: i was going to say, bigfoot. >> well, i am a bigfoot, but my name is ken. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. hi, ken. nice to meet you. i'm kind of in the middle of the monologue -- >> let me speak! >> jimmy: okay! all right! >> thank you. >> jimmy: all right. ♪ >> hi qanon, it's me. "bigfoot." whatever, they're not that big.

[ laughter ] for many years, you people have been searching for me, and i felt like it was finally time to reveal myself because, well, honestly? i miss you. [ laughter ] remember when you used to stay up all night burning the midnight meth, scouring logging maps trying to find me? [ laughter ] or listening to homemade scanners, desperately hoping to pick up signs of unexplained life? bigfoot, sasquatch? ufo? chupacabras? [ laughter ] anyway, remember how you used to go around telling people you had your butts probed by aliens? as if that was something to be proud of? [ laughter ] well, now we have credible evidence of unexplained objects flying around the sky. and suddenly you're not interested anymore? [ laughter ] what happened to you? what happened to us? where are my crazy people at?

you used to believe everything you overheard at a fireworks stand. now you're about pfizer? the same people who make your boner pills? you think they're tracking you? so what if they are tracking you? welcome to my [ bleep ] world! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, well. thank you. thank you, ken. i know we all appreciate it -- >> look! >> jimmy: okay, all right, all right. [ laughter ] >> i'm not trying to say that i should be the center of your world. i just -- well -- i'm just a hideous, 11 foot tall forest monster with poop caked in his fur. standing in front of a group of radicalized weirdos, asking you to stalk me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, that was weirdly touching. thank you. >> thank you. thank you for your time. >> jimmy: my pleasure, my pleasure. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll kill you in the woods! >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right.

that was -- ken? it's that way. yeah, right back through there. thank you. that was ken. guillermo, a bigfoot bursts in, you do nothing? you just sit there? >> guillermo: he was [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, you're a real ace ventura pet detective, aren't you? [ laughter ] my god. you're hammered, aren't you, right now? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: are you very drunk right now? >> guillermo: no, only had one. >> jimmy: a little, all right. emily blunt is here tonight. provided ken doesn't get her. [ cheers and applause ] diego beneto is here too. emily is part of "a quiet place part ii," the very long-awaited sequel to "a quiet place." the sequel was supposed to come out last year but they hit the pause button because of the pandemic.

which meant we had to shelve our review of the film by our in-house movie critic, yehya who moved to egypt a few weeks ago, but not before we got his thoughts. here is yehya the loudest of them all talking about "a quiet place part ii." ♪ >> hi, it's me, yehya. i talk about the new movie. the new movie behind me is called "quiet please." >> shh! >> and that part ii, like everybody needs quiet please. you have animal, like dinosaur, like everybody hang in the car, oh, boom, it's in the car, done. the legend, the movie. and then melissa blunt. bu bunt. she's also in the movie, the people die and come alive, die and come alive, she's in the movie, she take care about the kids, it's called "mary poppins." you know poppins, like a greek name. there's a director for that movie, her husband.

his name? what his name? [ laughter ] his name -- chris? [ buzzer ] his husband name jeff? [ buzzer ] >> dennis, michael, mark, steve? [ buzzer ] tommy? [ buzzer ] brad? her husband is named john caruso. [ buzzer ] >> a big show on amazon, it's called "jack black." it's good movie, it's scary movie, maybe make you [ bleep ] your pants. i'll see you next time? maybe not. who care? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we've got a good show for you tonight. diego boneta is here. we have music from the new "american idol" chayce becklham. and we'll be right back with emily blunt. so -- oh my goodness. stick around, we'll be right back.

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♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you? >> jimmy: i'm very good. it's very good to see you. i haven't seen you -- >> hello. >> jimmy: -- in a very long time. >> you know, i remember, last time i was here, it was right before the world shut down. i hugged you and i remember you saying in my ear, should we be doing this? >> jimmy: right. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: i think you and my wife molly went to dinner afterwards and molly talks about that, march 10th, 2020. i think you were talking about the schools in brooklyn were going to shut down. >> i know. i'm surely they won't shut the schools down. i was completely convinced it was going to blow over. >> jimmy: she came home, yeah, emily said they were going to shut the schools in brooklyn -- i was like, boy, when i lived in brooklyn, they wouldn't have shut the schools down. [ laughter ] >> they would have toughed it out. >> jimmy: we could have toughed it through, for lunch we would have had an apple with a razor blade in it, yeah. [ laughter ]

>> it was so surreal. and i've been promoting this film for a year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for a year. >> it's worth it, guys, all right? >> jimmy: and that was another thing. and i want to talk about the movie and whatever. but we were at -- just at the point, the movie was about to come out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and the movie -- by the way, i feel kind of happy about this, in a way. i'm like the original person in america who's seen this movie. [ laughter ] >> you're not quite, but there was a -- do you know there was a premiere? >> jimmy: yes, there was a premiere. >> there was a premiere. >> jimmy: i'll have all those people destroyed. [ laughter ] >> you're like genghis khan, killing off anyone who knows about it. >> jimmy: that's what people have always said about me. [ laughter ] >> you are. you are. you've got that kind of world domination thing about you. >> jimmy: it is a great movie. and i loved the first "quiet place." and i dare say that it is better than the first. >> i love you because i think it's better than the first. >> jimmy: which is weird. >> yeah. >> jimmy: because the whole concept was introduced to us at that point. >> yeah, yeah.

it is really -- i am so excited, you know, that people are going to get to see it finally, because it has been this really strange thing that you know you have something incredible, and you know that expression when people say, "oh, i can't wait for you to see it." well, i had to wait. [ laughter ] we actually did have to wait. waiting like this. >> jimmy: i remember taking pictures of the billboards and sending them to you guys. like hey, i wonder, when do you think it's actually going to come out? >> i know, i know. at least now it is going to have its life, and it is something that needs to be seen in the theater. >> jimmy: for sure. >> it's such a theatrical event. it needs that. >> jimmy: most movies i would argue, you don't really have to. you can get 95% of it if you have a nice tv. >> a lot of people do. >> jimmy: but this movie, especially a movie that's scary. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a scary movie and a funny movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i think you really want to see in the theater. >> you do, you do. >> jimmy: people will soon get to see it in the theater. >> i'm very excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what did you miss the most during this time of solitary confinement? >> i mean, i feel like i missed traveling.

we've had some good trips together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i miss that. allure of travel, i miss that. i miss a good party. >> jimmy: cinnabon, oh, to be in a cinnabon again. [ laughter ] and a good party, yeah, yeah. >> and a good party. >> jimmy: what about the kids? did they have -- >> the worst birthday parties ever. >> jimmy: yeah, right, it's true. >> do you know the last party we went to was hazel's birthday party, she was turning 7, we had it at a rock climbing gym, which is sort of a cesspool of disease. [ laughter ] it was right in february, like right before it all shut down. you walk in, it smells like crotch. [ laughter ] the moment you walk in, rrrgh! >> jimmy: even at chuck e. cheese, there's bad pizza flowing through. >> there's something, like feet and crotch. [ laughter ] like, fine. a horrible-smelling place. but the kids were absolutely thrilled. i feel at a kid's birthday party you should give the adults alcohol. >> jimmy: 100%, yes. >> it's a nightmare, birthday parties.

[ cheers and applause ] we had vats of rose. it was at whole different world where the parents were drinking out of the same styrofoam cups. i don't know. that was probably a superspreader. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: drunken rock climbing also. yeah, that might be where the virus started. [ laughter ] >> honestly. then when i was on your show last time, we did -- it was again, right before it all happened. we did that skit on a plane. >> jimmy: right, oh, yeah. >> "a quiet plane ." 30 people packed into a tight, fake fuselage on your set. [ laughter ] and i also had to violently shush people, like a sprinkler system of covid, there were babies on it, it was awful. >> jimmy: i think we found the origin of the uk variant, it's you! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> i hope not. >> jimmy: what was your favorite birthday growing up? >> so the -- i quite liked -- i had a rollerblading party that was quite good. my dad fell over, which was very entertaining. [ laughter ]

the one i remember was my 13th brthday party. because we played spin the bottle. >> jimmy: oh, wow. really? >> yeah. i remember there were 18 kids in the dining room. and i put up a sign on the door saying "don't come in, mom!" [ laughter ] and she listened. >> jimmy: she did? >> i can't believe -- she probably had too many kids, she was like, all right, whatever. just let it go. no one entered. we played spin the bottle and it was my first kiss. no, no, it was a horror show. >> jimmy: what happened? >> his name was -- is -- ashley clark. [ laughter ] and it was the '90s. must have been the '90s. do you remember the curtains? men had the curtains. >> jimmy: what were they, a hairstyle? >> it was a hairstyle, like parted in the middle and floppy. hanging like that. it was like -- it was quite an attractive thing. if you were talking about boys you'd be like, have you seen his curtains?

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: his home is so tastefully decorated. >> yeah, yeah. so ashley clark had great curtains. they were blond, and he was very tall, and they had some -- >> jimmy: it sounds like a curtain company, "ashley clark." >> exactly, exactly. so i spun the bottle. it landed on ashley. i thought, oh my god, this is it. now, i'd heard about the concept of french kissing. but i thought, well, that sounds weird. like, why would that be pleasurable or nice? and it wasn't. [ laughter ] it was not at all. and it was just -- i was just horrified by the whole thing. and i just remember surreptitiously wiping my mouth afterwards. it was horrible. >> jimmy: ashley slipped you the tongue? >> massively. not slipped, that sounds kind of delicate. [ laughter ] it's like -- i'm not saying ashley was -- poor ashley. >> jimmy: have you kept in touch with ashley? >> no, no. >> jimmy: yeah. well, he's going to be pretty proud of himself right now. [ laughter ] >> i don't know what he's up to right now. what isn't he up to?

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[ laughter ] >> they're literally 6 foot tall at this point. they're aging me. i need them to stop growing. >> jimmy: you know, it's very strange, is that when -- of course, as we mentioned earlier, the movie was about to come out. then everything shut down. you guys decided, probably shouldn't put the movie out right now. then the world turned into a quiet place. >> i know, it was the best marketing tool ever. it was surreal. and like in this film, i'm not spoiling anything, because the trailer kind of says it. in the first movie, the home gets decimated, destroyed, all of it. the family has to venture out. and it's this big theme of needing your neighbor to extend their hand to you. yet we've been living in this world of nobody wanting to do that, you know. and so it just has even more prominence and relevance now. >> jimmy: it's strange. >> it's sort of surreal. >> jimmy: people do need to do that, but then you're not supposed to be contacting other people. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: so you've got, you

know -- a unique situation where everyone should be helping each other out. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and then no one leaves the house. >> exactly. >> jimmy: it's like living in l.a. all the time. [ laughter ] >> never, ever leave your house. >> jimmy: okay, now speaking of leaving the house, you have two young girls, your daughters are 7 and 5? >> 7 and almost -- yes. >> jimmy: almost 5. >> 7 and 4. >> jimmy: i want to test how much you've absorbed. >> how much time i've spent with them? >> jimmy: not just how much time, how much you've been paying attention to their stuff. you know what i'm saying? >> yeah. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's all i've been doing, so i hope i crush this. >> jimmy: a fun game. you're going to get prizes if you answer correctly. [ laughter ] >> watch out. let's do it. >> jimmy: it's going to be like your birthday party but without the french kiss, all right? [ laughter ] here we go, all right. >> yeah. >> jimmy: name two of these pigs. emily? >> easy. pepper and george. >> jimmy: pepper and george, correct. [ cheers and applause ] and there you go.

you got one right. >> what is it? >> jimmy: you get a bottle of wine. finish these lyrics from "frozen." "the snow glows white on the mountain tonight." ♪ na na na ♪ oh, for god's sake. >> jimmy: not a? >> not a peep in the clouds? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that is incorrect. >> what is it, what is it? >> jimmy: for every incorrect answer, you get a -- here, you get some baby carrots, all right? [ laughter ] >> what is the lyric? >> jimmy: the lyric is "the snow glows white on the mountain tonight, not a footprint to be seen." >> oh, violet's going to kill me for that. >> jimmy: next line, "a kingdom of isolation"? >> but it looks like i'm the queen? >> jimmy: close enough, congratulations, you get another bottle of wine! [ cheers and applause ] >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. what kind of bots are these, emily blunt? >> story bots! >> jimmy: that is correct, story bots. [ cheers and applause ] name this bad mayor from "paw patrol."

>> mayor humdinger. >> jimmy: that is correct! [ cheers and applause ] mayor humdinger. which "little mermaid" character makes an appearance in "mow wana this is a tough one. "little mermaid" character crosses over to moana. >> sebastian. >> jimmy: that is incorrect. >> what? no, that's not true. >> jimmy: you get a fruit by the foot. >> who? who was it? >> jimmy: it was flounder. >> oh. >> jimmy: yeah. >> when? when's flounder in -- >> jimmy: don't question me, i didn't make it. [ laughter ] >> all right, all right. >> jimmy: what is the name of dora the explorer's monkey sidekick? is this a show your girls watch? >> they don't, so you've totally messed me up. >> jimmy: all right, you get a go-gurt for that one. >> all right, done. >> jimmy: one more question before we get to the speed round. finish the line tinkerbell said to peter, "second star to the right" -- >> straight on till morning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is absolutely correct. all right, time for the speed round. >> okay. >> jimmy: disney theme.

name these disney characters. up on the screen. go ahead, who is that? [ laughter ] you know that one? >> that's snow white. >> jimmy: snow white, correct. next? >> cinderella. >> jimmy: correct, next? >> moana. >> jimmy: correct, next. >> what's her name. aurora. >> jimmy: aurora, yes. >> "sleeping beauty." "little mermaid." >> jimmy: what's her name? >> ariel. belle. >> jimmy: yes. >> jasmine. >> jimmy: yes. >> pocahontas. >> jimmy: correct. >> mulan. >> jimmy: yes. >> teana. >> jimmy: yes. >> rapunzel. >> jimmy: wow. >> ana. >> jimmy: yes. >> elsa. >> jimmy: yes. >> tinkerbell. >> jimmy: and? >> whoo! >> jimmy: who's that one? >> that's mary poppins. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is absolutely correct. congratulations, emily. you get all the wine. >> yay! >> jimmy: you get all the wine. emily blunt, "a quiet place ii" opens in theaters on friday. >> my party for one. >> jimmy: enjoy. >> my next kids' party is going

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>> guillermo: yeah, that's good. >> jimmy: what the hell. all right. music from "american idol" chayce beckham is on the way. our next guest is a very talented actor from mexico who plays a very talented singer from mexico. the season finale of "luis miguel the series" is on netflix sunday night. please say hello to diego boneta. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, thank you for this beautiful presentation. do you bring tequila wherever you go? >> everywhere i go, especially if it's the first time i'm on a night show with you. >> jimmy: yeah, well. >> i thought it was -- [ cheers and applause ] and i'm so excited to be here. really, it's such a pleasure. >> jimmy: all of us here at "night show" are excited to have you. [ laughter ]

i heard, tell me if this is true, that you are -- you love guillermo, is that correct? >> i am a huge guillermo fan. >> jimmy: guillermo, you hear [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: thank you, thank you. >> i was so excited to meet you, but i've got to say, i was more excited -- >> jimmy: i don't blame you, i don't blame you. [ laughter ] this goes back to the red carpet or something like that? you spotted guillermo, you saw him? how did this happen? >> yeah, when i first moved here, a friend of mine was like, you have to see guillermo. he's hilarious. and i'd gone on youtube, see all his oscar stuff, all the red carpet stuff. and i was like, that's my man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: so you brought out -- well, tequila shots. guillermo? would you like to make diego's dream come true, have a tequila shot with him? >> guillermo: yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: okay. gentlemen? there you go. salud! >> salud! >> jimmy: to both of you. yes, beautiful. [ cheers and applause ]

guillermo, take this with you, so we don't wind up -- you know. >> guillermo: okay. gracias! >> jimmy: he's already six sheets to the wind. [ laughter ] you know, don't go crazy on that, guillermo. >> guillermo: all right, just going to put it away. >> jimmy: you put it over there, yeah. [ laughter ] it's great to have you here. as i mentioned, you play luis miguel, who for people who aren't familiar with luis miguel, explain this guy. is it fair to say he's the biggest star in the history of latin music? >> i think so, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i mean, the guy is known to have an amazing voice. >> jimmy: he does, incredible voice. >> ever, which is crazy, because cleto here played with luis miguel. >> jimmy: that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was literally at the recording studio last night with kiko. >> cleto: oh, kiko. >> who was luis miguel's m.d. in the '90s and produced his music, was also producing the soundtrack for the show.

he told me to say hi, cleto, cleto sr., such a crazy connection. >> jimmy: you know all the guys here on the show. [ applause ] >> i know all the cast on the show. i love that you have a lot of mexican guys on the show, that's amazing. >> jimmy: cleto and i grew up across the street from each other, so we just really decided to stay in a close proximity to each other. [ laughter ] guillermo we found in the parking lot. [ laughter ] so it's really just a neighborhood thing. >> guillermo: yeah, i was drinking. >> jimmy: you're inhabiting these huge shoes, i mean, when it comes to playing this guy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and also, you do your own singing in the show. which, you know -- to sing like this guy who is an incredible singer, it's a risky thing to do. and you've pulled it off beautifully. >> oh, thank you. thank you so much. i mean -- it's -- it's been a dream come true, really, doing this. because i grew up -- the first show i ever attended was a luis miguel show. >> jimmy: crazy. >> which is crazy. and then it's the first song i

sang on national television. and then 16 years later, how this happened, they invited me to ep the show with them, which was amazing as well. now after two seasons and seeing what it's done, it's been amazing. luis miguel, he's like our elvis presley meets frank sinatra. >> jimmy: that big, yeah. >> that's kind of how i'd -- he's been doing it over 40 decades. >> jimmy: 40 decades, holy wow, he looks great! [ laughter ] >> 40 years. >> jimmy: he looks incredible! >> yeah, he looks good. >> jimmy: since the mayan times! >> since the mayan times, exactly. >> jimmy: did you -- so before you play him, i would imagine that you have to get his blessing to play him. is that true? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we met. and first, you know, it was -- it was great, but it was -- yeah, i could tell he was -- you know. it -- it was tough for him to tell this story. because it's a really intense story. and you know, there's a lot of drama in his life. but afterwards, when we were shooting season 1 in acapulco, at the baby ell, one of the biggest clubs.

that's where he always partied. he comes to set. he just stares at me. and he just goes -- "man, i'm a good-looking guy." [ laughter ] and i was all decked out in luis miguel, you know, with the gap in the teeth. >> jimmy: the gap in the teeth. yeah, he has a gap in his teeth. he doesn't have a gap in his teeth anymore, but at a certain time, younger, he had the gap in the teeth. you didn't have a gap in your teeth, so how did you get the gap in your teeth? >> i went -- so we tried a lot of different prosthetics. but i looked like austin powers. [ laughter ] >> you know, it's -- we never wanted to go over the top with this. we wanted it to really feel grounded. so after a lot of different tries i just went to my orthodontist and i said, listen, erika, i think i'm just going to have to do this, this gap. and she was my orthodontist growing up. she was like, no, i'm not doing that on you.

i'm like, just shave it a bit, you know, like let's make it work. if you're not going to do it, i'm going to go with someone else to do it. >> jimmy: nobody probably has ever asked an orthodontist to put a gap in their teeth before. [ laughter ] this had to be a first in the history of the world. >> it was -- it was weird. because it was the first time i did a project where i would go back home still looking like the character. >> jimmy: yeah. >> that was kind of trippy. >> jimmy: and for her it must have been even weirder, like if you went to the doctor, i'd like to have my appendix put in. [ laughter ] like, i don't know if i'm allowed to do that, i really have no idea. but then you did do -- she did do it? she agreed to do it? >> she agreed to do it and fixed it afterwards. >> jimmy: i wonder if she charged more for spacing it out than she would for closing it, do you know? >> she was not happy about it. production handled it. but she was -- she was not thrilled. >> jimmy: then you had it put back together? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, how about that, that's interesting. so -- boy. wouldn't it be funny if you get another role where you have to

do it again. >> oh my god. [ laughter ] she would kill me. >> jimmy: a young david letterman or something like that. [ laughter ] by the way, i heard you do some impressions. i heard you do one in particular which is matthew mcconaughey, which i would love to hear. >> so it's just my -- i have one party trick. and this is it. >> jimmy: okay. >> so we're all, you know, hanging out, doing the tequila tasting, as we do, right? guillermo probably was there too. >> jimmy: yeah. clutching that bottle like a baby over there. [ laughter ] >> won't let it go. and one of my friends who's the nicest guy ever gets a call, gets just really agitated and angry. i'm like, dude, what's going on? he was really excited because he was going to go to a lakers game, courtside seats, first time. his boss calls him. i can't say names because these people -- like they're still working there. >> jimmy: okay.

>> and he's like, i'm so pissed off, my boss called, i can't go anymore because he wants to go. i'm like, okay. well, sounded like a great idea. >> jimmy: the boss gave lakers tickets then retracted the lakers tickets? >> yes. so i go i know what to do. let's have matthew mcconaugaugau call you boss and ask for the tickets back. >> jimmy: wow. >> of course it felt like the most obvious, logical, rational decision to make. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. and he went along with that?p>> >> jimmy: okay. >> so he calls his boss. puts him on. and i go, "so here's the thing, man. to receive, you have to give." [ laughter ] "to give, you have to receive. so you have to give my amigo his tickets back, baby. all right, all right, all right." >> jimmy: even with the all right, all right, all right. >> he got his tickets back. [ laughter ] i swear to god. then the next morning, he calls me, panicking. he goes, diego, my boss just told me to send all these

scripts to matthew mcconaughey! >> jimmy: oh, no. >> he thought i was at dinner with him, i'm going to get fired! >> jimmy: did he get fired? >> now he's running the studio. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, he is, well. that's a win for him and for matthew mcconaughey. >> thank you, matthew. >> jimmy: congrats on the show. it's a super-popular show, "luis miguel the series," the season finale on netflix sunday night. diego boneta, everybody! thank you, diego. be right back with chayce beckham. >> dicky: this week on "jimmy kimmel live!" --

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: now it is time for music from the newly minted idol of america with the song "23," chayce beckham!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ simple as my mama said when i was very young she told me not to worry son ♪ ♪ one day you'll be someone but here i am at twenty one as loaded as a stagecoach shotgun ♪ ♪ i'm sorry mamma please don't look at me when i got to oklahoma i was seventeen ♪ ♪ my papa taught me how to work and lord he was mean workin' all day ♪ ♪ in that august heat and he taught me how to fish my uncle taught me how to drink ♪ ♪ well, i went to california and i had me a band, and we played in all the bars in all the southern land ♪ ♪ played all night and we drank for free, all of my boys and

me ♪ ♪ now i'm 23 and there ain't nobody who can drink like me ♪ ♪ soon i'll be 24 and lord knows that i can't drink no more ♪ ♪ i know i should have taken it slow, it's not the way that my life goes, now i know ♪ ♪ when you're passed out on the floor you're sober by 24 well i had a girl who ♪ the whole damn time, and i'd drink whiskey and she'd drink wine ♪ ♪ but soon my bottle was too much company ♪ ♪ yeah we'd sit on the river and we'd fish all day ♪ ♪ and we'd drive across the

country and let the radio play ♪ ♪ seven damn years, i never thought she'd leave ♪ ♪ now i'm 23 and there ain't nobody who can drink like me ♪ ♪ soon i'll be 24, and the lord knows that i can't drink no more ♪ ♪ i know i should have taken it slow, it's not the way my life goes ♪ ♪ lord i know ♪ ♪ when you're passed out on the floor, you're sober by 24 ♪ ♪ simple as my mama said when i was very young she told me not to worry son ♪ ♪ one day you'll be someone ♪

[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> jimmy: thanks to emily blunt, diego boneta, and chayce beckham. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night emma stone and rory scovel, with music from chloe moriondo. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. good night, everybody. [ cheering and applause ]

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