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cincinnati or something. [ laughter ] joe biden is in europe for his first overseas trip. his itinerary is packed. eight days. three countries. no malarkey. [ laughter ] they were originally going to stop in malarkey, but they decided no. right now, biden is in england. and, unlike the last time a president visited, this time, when he rings the doorbell, the queen won't have to pretend she's not home. "the queen's not here! the queen went to the mall!" [ laughter ] biden will meet with the queen on sunday. and he is scheduled to have a private meeting in geneva next week with vladimir putin. i hope he brings his dog, major, to that one. that's the russian pee tape i really want to see. [ laughter ] joe biden is hoping to repair some of the damage trump did to our relationships with our allies. he's calling this the "less shovin', more lovin'" tour. [ laughter ] and it's exciting for america. it's like introducing our new fiancée to all our friends. you know, we haven't been as close over the last few years because our ex was a loud, lying cheater who never picked up the check, but now we've got a new guy.

he's a little boring, he's not exactly george clooney, but he treats us well, and he doesn't throw starburst fruit chews at the other world leaders. so it should be nice. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] the news coverage of biden's trip got off to a bumpy start. the white house press plane was delayed almost seven hours because a swarm of cicadas flew into the engine. of the plane. if this was a movie, the government would have to go to a cabin in the woods to convince sully sullenberg tore do one last job. [ laughter ] these poor cicadas, they come out once every 17 years, they're like, "hey guys!" and we're like "gross! get away from us!" they're like, "but we just want to go check out the engine of this plane." and they're so out of touch. [ laughter ] they haven't been above-ground since 2004, and it shows. i mean, look at this one. ed hardy shirt, von dutch hat. [ laughter ] and he's using a blackberry. wearing one of those live strong bracelets.

it's embarrassing. [ laughter ] as if covid and the cicadas weren't enough, health officials are now saying we could be headed for the worstflu season ever. remember the flu? i miss the flu. barely anyone got the flu this year, because of all the masks and social distancing, but now that things are opening up, they're saying it may return "with a vengeance." i don't know what it's so mad about. we had a little thing with another virus. calm down! [ laughter ] the good news, at least on the covid front, is that vaccines for children as young as 6 months old are expected to be available in the fall. unfortunately for parents, most kids are anti-vaxxers. name one toddler who ever willingly got a shot. there aren't any. they're gonna have to have a lollipop lottery. right now, our vaccines are at risk of going to waste. millions of johnson & johnson vaccines expire at the end of the month, and our government is trying to figure out what to do with them. because people don't want them. three months ago, we would have sold a kidney to get a vaccine. now it's like they're bed bath and beyond coupons or something. [ laughter ] part of the problem is that

there are a lot of anti-vaxholes going around infecting our minds with garbage. like "doctor" sherri tenpenny. who appeared yesterday before the ohio house of representatives health committee to claim, among other untrue things that the vaccine somehow turns humans into magnets. >> there's been people who have long suspected that there was some sort of an interface, yet to be defined, an interface, between what's being injected in these shots and all of the 5g towers. not proven yet. but i'm sure you've seen the pictures all over the internet of people who have had these shots, now they're magnetized. put a key on their foreheads, it sticks. put spoons and forks all over them, it sticks. now we think there's a metal piece to that. >> jimmy: you'd think 5g was a scam if no one wanted to call you on the phone. [ laughter ] dr. tenpenny wasn't the only one to weigh in with her ten cents. the house in ohio got a live demonstration of how human magnetism works. >> yes, vaccines do harm people. by the way, so i just found out

something when i was on lunch, and i want to show it to you. we were talking about dr. tenpenny's testimony about magnetic vaccine crystals. so this is what i found out. so i have a key and a bobby pin here. explain to me why the key sticks to me. it sticks to my neck, too. yeah, so if somebody can explain this, that would be great. any questions? >> jimmy: yeah, yes, i have a question. do you have kids and how can we save them from you? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] right, guillermo? so the olympics of supposed to start next month in tokyo. whether the people of japan want them to or not. it would seem they do not want them to. not a lot of vaccination happening there but the olympics are going forward anyway.

you know i have wanted to compete in the olympics ever since lionel richie closed the olympics with "all night long" at the closing ceremonies in '84. [ laughter ] so while everyone else has been home baking banana bread, guillermo and i have been in training, serious training. we learned to speed walk, we did cartwheels, kind of, with gabby douglas. [ laughter ] and while those did not work out at all, we are very upbeat about our newfound ability to fence! >> what's up, guys? >> jimmy: how you doing? >> good, nice to meet you guys. >> jimmy: nice to meet you, too. got to be careful with these things, this is loaded. >> exactly. >> jimmy: thanks for having us here at the fence interesting. i can't believe there's a center for fencing. i didn't know there were enough people to fill a center. >> yeah, bro, they've got them all over the place -- >> jimmy: is braux some kind of a fencing term? >> it's from the french term. >> guillermo: this comes from french? >> we've got it all over the

world. the u.s. is ranked number one in the world going into the olympics. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you've medaled in the olympics? >> yes, two medals in rio. one silver in individual, one bronze in team. we just won the world championships in 2019 as a team. why don't i bring my teammate in, nick. >> jimmy: yeah, bring in nick. what's up, braux? >> what's up? >> jimmy: why is it calling fencing? >> it come is from the french word escreen. >> jimmy: ice cream? >> exactly. >> guillermo: where i come from, they say fencing, you're going to jump the fence. this is a fancy sport, right? >> this is a great, big -- >> jimmy: like george's at the comedy store. so it's a french thing. it goes back a long time. it has, correct me if i'm wrong, no practical use now? >> if there's a zombie apocalypse, we're probably pretty well suited with a machete or something. >> jimmy: i don't think so,

yeah, you'd have to switch to machete. is machete part of the sport? >> we use those in mexico. >> jimmy: right. what's the first step? how do you get into this? >> first thing, we'll teach you the en garde stance. you put your feet at 9 degrees like this. then just bring your front foot to like about shoulder width. like that. then bend your knees a little bit. perfect. you guys look like naturals already. if you want to go forward, you do something called an advance. step forward, bring your back foot. one, yeah, then boom, exactly. the opposite would be a retreat. then the most important thing is when you're ready to try and attack your opponent, you do something called a lunge. you just go -- like that. >> jimmy: seen that in the movies. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i wanted to know. >> that's pretty good for someone who's never done a lunge before? which country is the best at fencing? >> right now we're ranked number one as a team.

>> guillermo: what about latinos, are they okay? >> they send a guy to our event, i might end up matching up with him, 50/50 chance. >> guillermo: he doesn't have no chance. >> jimmy: we have a whole different definition of fencing. how's that bit go? >> guillermo: let's go fencing, we jump the fence and that's it. >> jimmy: we'll work it out. this is interesting. there's a plug that goes into -- is this the sword? >> the foil, yeah. >> jimmy: it's weird, like an electric blanket or something. >> exactly, an electric vest. it will tell you whether or not you hit the target. >> jimmy: okay, all right. 3 >> from there it will hook up to the back of your lemay into one of these reels. >> jimmy: oh, actually connected. >> yeah, you're going to get connected. >> now we're hooked up to electricity. and that -- >> guillermo: oh, yeah, you see the point? >> jimmy: how about that. if it starts raining, we will die, we will fry? >> that's why we're indoors.

>> jimmy: all right, breux, let's do this, breux. how did you guys get into this? >> actually kind of a coincidence, but both our parents are coaches. >> my dad was a three-time olympian for the u.s. team. >> jimmy: so it runs in your family. >> i guess so, yeah. my sister also just qualified for her first olympic games. >> jimmy: you know what runs in my family? eczema. okay, let's see how you do this. ♪ ♪ snoes . >> jimmy: whoa. it's surprisingly violent, i have to say. >> guillermo: yeah. ♪ [ beep ] >> jimmy: would you consider yourselves to be swash bucklers? >> no, we would not. >> jimmy: no? touched a nerve there, i think. does anyone actually say "touche"? >> you say "toosh."

>> jimmy: it's not touche? >> unless my french is completely wrong. >> jimmy: we're going to start a fencing fan club called "the touchebags." >> are you ready, jimmy? >> jimmy: i'm ready. >> fence! [ beeping ] >> jimmy: oh, i think the fact that my arm is 8 inches longer than his is going to be a bit of an advantage. you're going to have to be crafty, guillermo. >> guillermo: super fast. >> jimmy: yeah, super fast. >> ready? fence. ♪ ♪ [ beeping ] >> oh, jimmy! fence. ♪ ♪ >> guillermo: hey, but i touched him first! >> you actually have to hit him harder. >> guillermo: i'm going to have to drop him. >> jimmy: what about for this one we have our graphics team make these into lightsabers? wouldn't that be awesome?

>> if you want to do that. >> jimmy: we do. ♪ >> jimmy: arrgh! you chopped my hand off! >> guillermo: no! >> jimmy: and -- scene. [ applause ] all right, well. first of all, do you think it's too late for to us make the team? >> i mean -- we just solidified our team not that long ago. >> jimmy: so we should focus on 2024? >> yeah, hopefully you'll be competing with us for 2024. >> jimmy: well, thanks, guys.

we'll be watching you at the olympics now. this is exciting. to know somebody, to be able to put a face to this. >> appreciate that. >> guillermo: and good luck, guys. >> thank you. >> guillermo: it's good, it's fast, i like it now. you guys are fast. you guys are up and in -- it's good. >> jimmy: great description of it. guiller guillermo, you had fun? >> guillermo: yeah, i had a lot of fun, now i learned what fencing means. >> jimmy: where you come from, it's different, right? >> guillermo: yeah, where i come from -- where i come from, fencing is where you jump the fence with a border. okay. in mexico, we use machete to fight. not a foil. these are fencing jokes. well, guys, i'm getting the light. thank you, and good night! [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi, welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new marvel series "loki" on disney+, gugu mbhata-raw is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, two talents join forces to bring us one new song called "i like dat," music from t-pain & kehlani. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, two more talents joining forces.

president bill clinton and james patterson, wiz khalifa and music from jackson browne. please join us for all of that. [ applause ] our first guest is a great actor who got an oscar nomination for playing a guy named oskar. which is kind of awesome. he has battled batman, sith, and kidnappers galore. next, he drives an 18-wheeler over lots of frozen water in "the ice road." >> you okay, pal? [ sound of ice cracking ] >> jimmy: oh-oh. [ cheers and applause ] "the ice road" debuts on netflix

june 25th. please say hello to liam neeson. [ cheers and applause ] hi, there, how are you doing? >> hey, jimmy. just fine, how's yourself? >> jimmy: i'm so glad you survived that. i assumed the cracking was coming right at you, yet there you, are warm and comfortable. [ laughter ] >> i was thinking there's a fish underneath, jimmy, i'm sure you were too. >> jimmy: i'm always thinking about that, those fish. in fact, just this morning, this afternoon, my wife was saying, we have to cut the masks in half after we use them because they are choking fish. i said, they're not choking trout, are they? [ laughter ] >> that's a point. >> jimmy: hey, can i ask you a question? i wonder about this. you've done so much. you're very, very successful. very, very wealthy. very powerful. all of those things. when you're reading a script and the script calls for you to be on a frozen lake in canada for i guess like at least a month, probably, do you look at it and go, hm, do i want to do that? do i want to freeze my ass off for a month?

>> yeah, there's -- you know, i was brought up an irish catholic, jimmy. something in me likes to be, you know, punishing myself, you know? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. >> i practice some of this, i don't know if you've heard of this guy winhoff. >> jimmy: yes, yes. >> sits in icewater, breathes very deeply. my son is very into it, he's got me into it too. so this was a test, yeah. >> jimmy: there is a scene in the movie in which there's a hole. i'm not ruining anything, i hope, when i say this. when your character dives into a hole to rescue his partner. and it would appear that you're diving into that hole for real. >> yes. yes, we did. and it was -- it was incredibly cold. we did have dry suits on. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> but we still had to stay underwater for a good 10, 12 seconds so that the water

surface was smooth again. and then we would burst up through it. and god forgive me, when i was underwater, i couldn't -- i knew what i had to do. they called "action." i couldn't help thinking of "titanic," the people who died in "the titanic." it must have been so quick. we had, at the side of this ice, they had built a whole hot tub for us. so when we were finished with the scene, we could literally jump into this hot tub. you know, full costume, just warm up. but it was cold, it was cold. >> jimmy: did they test that out on someone they didn't like that much on the set, before they put you in there? [ laughter ] >> they tested it. >> jimmy: they tested it, yeah. >> ice wranglers, people like that you know. >> jimmy: ice wranglers, wow. >> ice wranglers. >> jimmy: what a job that is. is that -- is that the most difficult or unpleasant stunt you've ever had to do?

>> you know, i did -- it's funny. i've just remembered. i did a scene with christian bale in "batman begins." 14, 15 years ago. in iceland. and we were having -- i was teaching him how to fight with these little swords. and we were literally fighting at the base of this huge glacier that had a pond of ice at the front. and we had ice wranglers. and so christian and i would be on -- doing our dialogue, fighting and stuff. and suddenly the ice wrangler would stop, "everybody off the ice." we'd all come off very quick. and this dplaglacier would move maybe two inches. and the noise that came up through the earth, and seeing this ice buckle and then settle again, was -- very, very frightening. and then they'd say, "okay, go back on the ice again."

so christian and i would be looking at each other like, should we be doing this? >> jimmy: so this phrase that we've heard all our lives about things moving at a glacial pace is not particularly slow? it sounds like if it's moving two inches every scene, the glaciers might be here soon. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. that particular glacier. it's funny, if you see the film, it looks as if it's cgi, especially nowadays because they've got that cgi stuff down. but this was a real glacier. and it was a real frozen pond. >> jimmy: that's got to be annoying when you do something for real, you do it practically, then people assume it must have been a special effect of some kind. >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah. you go around the theaters and go, "by the way, everybody, that was real, i did that! back to your movie." i read somewhere that you said that this was going to be it, you were done doing action movies, you were going to do, i guess, inaction movies from now

on. is that true? >> i have a couple more action movies up my sleeve. >> jimmy: oh, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> i have asked for a zimmer frame that's been really kited out, you know, like a james bond film. but yeah, there's a couple more in the offing, james. >> jimmy: okay, all right. i think it will be fun if you never stop doing them -- in fact, maybe what you should do is take a 25-year break from doing them, then start when you hit 90 or something. [ laughter ] really kick it back up again. all right, we're going to take a break. more -- we have something special with liam neeson when we return, and we will return right after this, be right back.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, we're back. gugu mbhata-raw and music from t-pain & kehlani are coming up. liam neeson, the man who taught batman to fight, is with us right now. liam, you know, you said that you got a couple more action movies up your sleeve. i wonder if you have any "star wars" tv shows up your sleeve? because obey one kenobi is in progress right now. i wonder if you're going to be on that? >> yes, i heard ewan mcgregor was going to do a series. no, i don't think so. no. i haven't been approached. they don't have enough. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you said you have or haven't been approached about

it? >> i haven't been approached, i haven't. >> jimmy: i see, interesting. because the thing is, you're such a good actor, you could easily be lying and we would have no idea. [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. okay, so that's a no, you say no on that. you have played over the course of your career many, many murderers, i guess. for the most part, most of the characters were murdering for some greater good. but many, many murders. and i was wondering, if i quizzed you, if you would be able to identify whether or not your character murdered somebody in the way i describe. okay? >> okay. >> jimmy: all right. i'm going to describe a homicide, you tell me if you did it. [ laughter ] bonus points if you can name the movie, okay? all right. start off real easy. have you ever ended someone's life with a lightsaber?

>> yes. >> jimmy: that is correct. "star wars: phantom menace." what's that? >> robots, they were robots. >> jimmy: those are robots, okay, all right. technicality. have you thrown someone from an airplane? to their death? >> that's a good question. [ laughter ] i'd have to say yes, but i can't remember. >> jimmy: okay, what's your answer, then? >> no. >> jimmy: that is correct, you have not thrown someone from an airplane. [ applause ] most people have an immediate answer to that question. [ laughter ] have you crushed someone by stuffing them up a manhole? >> you mean down a manhole? >> jimmy: pushed up the manhole. >> oh, pushed up a manhole? no, i don't think so, no. >> jimmy: hm, well.

let's take a look at the videotape. >> you're going to pretend you didn't? >> oh, oh! >> jimmy: you did do that, that was "dark man." >> that was 1989. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: save it for the judge. have you eliminated someone with a car door? >> yes, i think i have, a few times. >> jimmy: yes. that is from "taken." have you pushed an individual in front of a moving train? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh -- the answer is no. no, no, no. what were you thinking when you thought of it? >> it's just last week. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i forgot, i should have mentioned, no personal

questions. have you killed a person with a coat rack? >> a coat rack? no. >> jimmy: hm? yes, "taken 2." have you crushed someone dead in a helicopter? >> no. >> jimmy: "dark man" again. >> it's -- i -- it's 32 years ago, man, what can i say? >> jimmy: all right, one final question. have you ever killed a man while he was sitting on a toilet? >> yes. >> jimmy: no, you didn't do that, that was "jurassic park," that was not you. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that was a different

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from t-pain & kehlani is on the way. look out judy, mathis, and joe brown, there's a new tv judge on the bench. our next guest plays the no-nonsense judge renslayer of the time variance authority on the much-anticipated new marvel tv show, "loki." >> variant l-130, aka loki, lok, charged with sequence violation 72089. how do you plead? >> ha ha. madam, a god doesn't plead. look, this has been a very enjoyable pantomime, but i'd like to go home now. >> are you guilty or not guilty, sir? >> guilty of being the god of mischief, yes. guilty of finding all this incredibly tedious, yes. guilty of a crime against the sacred timeline? absolutely not, you have th wrong person.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "loki" is on disney+ now. please welcome gugu mbhata-raw. hi, gugu, how are you? >> i'm well, thanks, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. where are you right now? >> i'm in quarantine. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> yeah. i'm in vancouver on day 12 of 14 days of quarantine. >> jimmy: oh, the entry quarantine, i see. when you go into canada, you have to be incarcerated, basically. >> pretty much. i've been in this little gray box for nearly two weeks. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so you're in like an apartment or something? that's a long time. >> yeah, you have to stay in a hotel for the first three days. then you have your test. then if you -- you know, you get to kind of go to your you - apartment. so that's where i am. >> jimmy: wow. and do you pick the hotel that you stay in? do they put you in whatever

hotel they feel hike? like? >> there's a list. they can check up on you once you move to your apartment. so i should just say, you know, if there's a knock at the door from the quarantine police, i am legally required to take it and let them know i'm here. >> jimmy: have they checked in the 12 days you've been there? >> not yet. i keep waiting. yeah. >> jimmy: i hear they send mounties. [ laughter ] they ride up on their horses. wow, it's kind of a bummer that you probably -- i'm sure you obeyed the rules and stayed inside, and nobody's come to check on you. >> i know. i'm kind of disappointed. i'm kind of hoping they'll come in the next two days. but we'll see. i'm looking forward to it. >> jimmy: even just to have some human contact would be nice. is it terrible to be inside -- like to be in a room for 12 days straight? >> oh, well you know, i've got a little apartment so it's not just one room. there's a few rooms. i've got my little kitchen and my little bathroom and stuff.

i brought my little trampoline with me. so i've been doing some rebounding, just you know, while i'm bouncing off the walls, i'm literally bouncing off my trampoline to keep my spirits up. >> jimmy: you brought a trampoline into canada? [ laughter ] >> i didn't travel with it, production put it in the apartment for me. >> jimmy: i see. that's a weird item on the contract rider," i'll need a trampoli trampoline." >> it's one of those weird forms of exercise i discovered in the pandemic. i went to one of these classes before the first lockdown. i loved it so much, it made me feel like i was about 7 years old. you can't bounce on the trampoline more than two or three times without feeling uplifted. >> literally. >> this is what i need for quarantine. >> jimmy: how long will you bounce on that trampoline? >> i do classes, there's classes you can do online, you have instructions and stuff. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> one of my friends does the classes at the same time. then we do a little facetime

afterwards and pretend we've been to a class together. >> jimmy: wow, how about that. okay, do you have disney plus in your little prison there that you're in? >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: did you watch "loki" last night when it premiered? [ applause ] >> i actually saw it a couple of days early. >> jimmy: you saw it. i really liked it. i thought it was great. i thought it was -- did it come out -- were you impressed by the way it came out? >> i was. i mean, it's so amazing, you know, working on that show. the sets are so epic. and yet when you finally see it with all the special effects, and you know, the music and everything, it still kind of blows my breath away, you know, even though i was there. >> jimmy: yeah. were you at all disappointed that you didn't get a superhero costume? >> what are you saying? my costume's pretty good. i know it's not traditional cape and stuff. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i did like my costume. >> jimmy: it's fun. most people are very excited when they get the costume to start, then almost immediately

they hate the costume. [ laughter ] >> i know. i felt like i had it sort of easy, being in a suit. but it's like silk and wool, it's a pretty hot costume to wear for some of the fight scenes. you know, not as bad as some of the armor. >> jimmy: i assume you know the backstory. because in the comics, judge renslayer is also terminatrix. >> i know a little about the backstory, yeah. >> jimmy: sounds like a company that kills rats in your home. [ laughter ] but it's not. she has a love interest in the comics with kang the concareer, who goes back a long way. and who is going to be in the "ant-man" movie that's coming out. so that would make you i think a bad guy if you were to cross over into that movie, yes? am i -- is anything ringing a bell here? >> oh, i don't know if that's

the quarantine police coming, i might have to just -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right. you've known tom hiddleston for a long time, right? >> yes, i have, we were at drama school at the same time. so i was actually in the year above him, even though he's a bit older than me. so i was very much aware of him at drama school. >> jimmy: was it as dramatic as we imagine drama school might be? >> yeah, i mean, we went to rada, which is this classical theater training. you do quite a lot of shakespeare. all sorts of -- you know, more method-style training. you know, there's some more alternative kind of styles of movement and stuff like that. i mean, probably the most notorious one that we have at rada was the animal project. >> jimmy: what is the animal project? >> it's sort of this movement

course that you do in the second year. it's sort of a rite of passage where you have to embody an animal. and everyone takes it really seriously. you go to the zoo, you study your animal, you get to choose any animal. you know, from any animal you like. people often choose, say, a gorilla or something. but that's considered easy because it's a bit too close to humans. >> jimmy: uh-huh, yeah. >> you have to do this presentation, then you're sort of judged on it and how you presented your animal. >> jimmy: what animal did tom do, do you remember? >> i think he did a black mamba. some kind of snake. which, you know, as far as loki is concerned, is probably quite an apt -- you know, slippery kind of lizard-like animal. >> jimmy: so he would be hissing and moving his head around, that kind of thing in the class? oh, what a class this must have been. [ laughter ] what were you? what animal did you pick? >> i chose a bat. >> jimmy: a bat?

>> yeah. i basically sort of got these ropes and hung them, you know, around the dance studio, hung upside down, did sort of this interpretive dance to nina simone's "strange fruit." yeah, it was very drama school. but yeah, i loved it. >> jimmy: so you're also batgirl is what you're telling us? [ laughter ] wow. you might be the first to cross over. well, congratulations on the show. it's a lot of fun to watch. it's called "loki." it is on disney plus right now. thank you, guga. we'll be right back with t-pain and kehlani! d. the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: many thanks to liam neeson and gugu mbhata-raw. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, president bill clinton, james patterson, and wiz khalifa, with music from jackson browne. "nightline" is next, but before we go, how about some music?

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