>> we appreciate your time. and jimmy kimmel, >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dax shepard, "armchair expert" co-host monica padman, tony hale, and music from saweetie. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we are coming to you from our studio here in los angeles, home of the 2021 jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl. [ cheers and applause ] which i announced on our program last night, and news of which has taken the world of sports by storm. >> he's hosted the oscars, had a late-night talk show for nearly 20 years but now jimmy kimmel has a college football game named after him. >> jimmy kimmel has his own college football bowl game, kid

you not. >> get ready for the kimmel bowl. >> it's a real football bowl game with his name on it. >> jimmy kimmel's sponsoring, whose that? >> pretty good. >> cousin sal sponsoring the tailgate. >> i mean, is this going to be the most fun bowl game in exichtence, it might. >> congrats to him. >> jimmy kimmel, all those named bowls are silly names anyway. >> jimmy: not going to ruin my mood. things are really turning around in 2021. anyway, these are the kinds of good times we have here in california, which is why we were just named the most fun state in the country. [ cheers and applause ] . of course we're the most fun! we have, by far, the most dave and busters of anyone! our dave and buster index is off the charts! they ranked the states based on entertainment, recreation, and nightlife. california finished number one. florida is number two. until finkel gets there and it's going way out there.

[ cheers and applause ] one of our departing producers, craig, he's heard such great things about florida he's moving there. [ cheers and applause ] nevada, number three. hawaii somehow finished 20th. and the least fun state according to this meaningless list is west virginia. which clearly the folks who put this together have never been to the stirrup gallery museum in elkins, home of "one of the top five collections of powder horns in the united states!" top five! [ laughter ] texas is in the fun top ten in at number eight but that ranking is in jeopardy, thanking to their governor greg abbott, who found a brand new way to kiss trump's orange bottom. >> the letter we're about to sign provides $250 million to be allocated as a down payment to begin the border wall. that's a quarter of a billion dollars, and it's more than

enough to hire the project manager and contractors and to begin building the wall. and we are committed. [ applause ] >> oh, how about that. at least he's honest. that's right. texas is building a wall and new mexico is gonna pay for it. [ laughter ] maybe the wall is to keep ted cruz from fleeing to mexico the next time there's an emergency. [ laughter ] this is interesting. facebook apparently doesn't want us to fight anymore. they are testing out what they call "conflict alerts." they use artificial intelligence to detect discord in a group, and then send a notification to the administrator of that group to try to calm everyone down. this is the example they gave. someone writes, "anyone who thinks that ranch dressing belongs on a pizza is seriously disturbed." true, by the way. then the comments, "ranch dressing makes everything better! anyone who thinks otherwise is messed up. i will die on this hill." "it's mayonnaise that makes me really angry."

"news flash, mayo and aioli are basically the same thing!" i'm starting to think the people that work at facebook have never been on facebook. because a.i. is no match for n.i., natural ignorance. maybe the a.i. will get intelligent enough to realize that facebook itself is the problem, and destroy it once and for all. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump is not allowed to post on facebook, which is still funny to me. it's like being banned from riding the bus. but he was back with his pal hannity last night, and of all the things to be concerned about, of all of the many issues that plague our world, what do you think donald trump is thinking about? is it a, his rigged election? b, the grand jury in new york? or c, windmills? let's find out. >> they get wind mills all over the place to ruin our land and kill our birds, to kill everything, it's not good. >> jimmy: donald quijote strikes again! why do you think he hates windmills so much? maybe they're messing up his hair? i don't know but

the tan of la mancha also lashed out at one of our most bitter rivals. a country that makes russia look like disneyland by comparison and joe biden, lets them just sit there on our heads, and does nothing about it. >> canada is very, very tough, as tough as anybody. it's very unfair the way canada treats us >> jimmy: well maybe we should build a wall up north in montana too! what is his problem with canada? i bet celine dion refused to sing at his birthday or something. [ laughter ] and he never forgot it. the cdc has labeled the delta variant- of the coronavirus- a “variant of concern.” it is believed to be more transmissible and the symptoms are more severe. than previous variants of the coronavirus. this is like the part of the movie where everyone is celebrating victory while the kid nobody listens to is trying to warn them the monster has gotten stronger. but there is a simple way- to protect yourself and those around you. all you have to do is get the vaccine. a little shot- and you're protected. it's free.

millions of people around the world got it- and there are virtually zero serious side effects. but somehow people are still like “i'm not letting anyone tell me what to do, i don't know, it's like deciding you're not going to stop at red lights. why should i? the government can't tell me how to drive my own car! a year ago, we were pumping gas in a hazmat suit. it's easy to forget that. much of history- has been conveniently revised- and with that said- it's time for another edition of “this week in covid history.” >> this week in covid history, it's june 2020 americans are masked up and fed up. >> i protest face kofrgs. >> i'm not a terrorist. >> of course not. >> i'm not a sex slave that wears masks. >> meanwhile covid-19 is doing 23 skadoo. >> it's fading away. it's going to fade away. >> the numbers are very miniscule to what it was. >> it is dieing out.

the numbers are starting to get very good. >> they are? not according to governor gorgeous >> sour numbers are going up not going down and i'm very concerned. >> and even dr. fauci is confused. >> he told a british newspaper, i would hope we could get back to some degree of normality within a year or so. >> ha, a year, no way, fauci. the head of the covid task force has some good news. >> americans are buying rv's at a pretty rapid pace. >> terrific. and the coronavirus? >> america is hitting the road in american-made rv's. >> hitting the road and headed to tulsa town. righty oh. >> come on everybody, yeah yeah ♪ ♪ >> thousands of people without wearing masks outside and inside two arenas in tulsa for the president's first post-lockdown rally. >> these homies are catching rally vibe. >> aren't you worried about

people getting sick. >> no we're not concerned. everyone's going to be safe. >> everyone, like kimberly -- >> four more years! >> and the president's campaign staff. and living cousin herman cain. now back to the news. >> it's a disease, has more names than any disease in history. kung f lu. >> nice xenophobic zinger donnie dangerfield. we're under attack. >> paw patrol. >> the cancel culture move mt may now be coming for paw pat patrol. >> and i said nothing. that's been this week in covid history. >> jimmy: remember paw patrol, i guess it went away.

sunday- in case you didn't know- is the first day of summer. and it also happens to be fathers day. you doing anything for father's day, guillermo. >> i don't know i just hope to make sweet love to my wife. >> and i want a full report. i want to know every moment. >> promise i will. >> jimmy: from beginning to end. >> i promise. >> jimmy: all right, here's a nice gift idea for dad this weekend, don't touch the thermostat. just leave it where it was. this might be the- worst- of many- unremarkable fathers days ever- because- i feel like we had all our big, emotional family reunions on mothers day, and now that fathers day is here, we're back to, “here's some socks dad- talk to you next year.” there's a stereotype- some might say an unfair one- that dads don't pay attention to their kids. so in the name of science- we decided to put that to the test. we went to the farmer's market here in l.a.- to put dads on the spot- in a new edition of “pop quiz.”

>> we're asking dads how much they know about their kid. i'm going to ask you very basic information about your son and tell us if your dad was right or wrong, first question when is your son's birthday? >> oh, no. all right. i'm guessing here, i'm saying march the something. >> so you said march something. >> yeah, march the 13th. >> september 1st. >> close. >> few days off. yeah. >> he literally could not have been farther off, he was six months almost to the day. who is next? >> who is your daughter's best friend. >> you met her today. >> veronica. >> no. stella. >> stella. >> what is your daughters middle name. >> celine. >> no. my name is not -- it's julia. >> that's gonna cost him at

least a pair of ear pods. let's if this this person is better. >> how old is your daughter? >> seven. >> well, i'm six. >> what is your daughter's blood type. >> we don't know. >> sir, you're going to have to forfeit the shirt. has your daughter ever played a instrument. >> that's wrong. i played the piano. >> that's right. >> how long did you play the piano for? >> oh, like, five years. >> does that sound familiar now. >> yeah it sounds very familiar. >> how do you forget there's a piano in your house. they're large, right. i guess she wasn't that good. let's try another dad. >> what's the name of your son's school? >> taylor run. >> no. >> what is? >> liberty high school. >> is your son allergic to anything? >> i think to no strawberry --

blue -- eh -- something berry. >> are you allergic to something berries. >> no. >> yeah. >> no. >> are you allergic to anything? >> penicillin. >> berries, penicillin, what's the difference, hey, kid, if there's an emergency call 911. >> what's the name of your doubt er's baby sitter. >> we don't have one of those. >> it's mallory. >> mallory. okay. >> my final question, two minutes ago i asked what is your son's birthday what is your son's birthday. >> if i didn't answer it right it would feel stupid ant wouldn't say an answer -- in september -- the -- >> 1st. >> 1st. [ laughter ] >> you want to wish your dad

happy father's day. >> happy father's day although you don't know my birthday. >> thank you for making me look stupid. >> you did that all on your own big fella, we've got a good show for you tonight- tony hale is here- we have music from saweetie- and we'll be back with dax shepard. so stick around. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (music) (music) (music) (music)

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>> jimmy: tonight, from the new series "the mysterious benedict society" on disney plus, tony hale is here. then later, her album is called "pretty bitch music." it comes out next friday, music from saweetie.

[ cheers and applause ] she gets high for this performance. stick around and you'll see what i mean. next week, we have new shows with billy crystal, chris pratt, quentin tarantino, sarah paulson, and donald trump's former lawyer, michael cohen, with music from lucy day-kiss, lukas nelson and promise of the real, seventeen, the isley brothers and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. you know our first guest from many movies and tv shows, but he has found his true calling in the world of podcasts. starting july 1st, "armchair expert" moves exclusively to spotify. it's not really a word anyway. so let's say hello to dax shepard, everybody [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> is this new? >> jimmy: yeah, it's kind of

new. >> like a month or so. >> jimmy: a little older. this is your first time sitting in it. >> didn't notice watching the show last night. >> jimmy: why would you notice that, if that's what you're looking at while watching the show we're doing a very bad job. >> failing mississippi erable. >> jimmy: you're benching press a boat you're huge, you gained 30 pounds of muscle. >> i don't want to brag but i have gained 25 pounds. i'm usually 185. at the end of the quarantine, i can tell you exactly. >> >> jimmy: go ahead. >> i told my wife i hope marvel will call and give me an excuse to get huge. i really need that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i said towards the end of quarantine marvel's not gonna call, i'm 46, if i want to do it it's on me to do it.

so six, seven days a week, in the gym, eating protein, going crazy. >> jimmy: i bet they will call one of these days. >> i don't think they will, jimmy. what would my character be. you could maybe get me hired right now. >> jimmy: there's hundreds of characters unassigned. >> classic man. >> jimmy: that's a dc character not narvel you have to feign some knowledge of the world of marvel. >> remember when you did big boy cartoons i'll do those. there's like a little girl. i'll be in a big boy. >> jimmy: so you're selling yourself too short. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we've talked about it 22 seconds and you've demoted yourself to big boy. >> but again, i'll do it. >> jimmy: you do look like a big boy. >> i'm so happy you said that because what i've been saying to my wife is i had been a medium boy for like 45 years and now i'm a big boy and i like it.

[ cheers and applause ] i'm not a medium boy any more. >> jimmy: and got your big boy bag. >> and big boy bus i drive around. >> jimmy: that is actually we do have a lot of conversation about big boy in our house with my son who is 4 years old and he wants to be a big boy is. >> we're going to get along famously on vacation. >> jimmy: we're loading up our rv's and families and hitting the road this summer. >> are you driving too? >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> my gosh we got to get cbs. >> jimmy: yes. do you have a cb? >> must have one. >> jimmy: see i'll get us both cbs. >> oh, my gosh, this is gonna be great. i know a lot of lingo that i hope is still relevant. >> jimmy: me too. bandit that's the extent of my knowledge. >> what yard stick are you at,

what's your 20. the 30 yard stick. >> jimmy: there you go. cbs. by the way, congratulations -- >> -- i hope it's more fun than that. >> jimmy: it will be more fun than that. congratulations often your move to spotify. [ cheers and applause ] which i know is a big thing. part of, obviously it's a financial thing, i assume, part of it >> they're going to pay me upwards of $15,000 a year. and i was like wrrks do i sign. >> jimmy: what are other benefits being under the spotd tie umbrella. -- spotify umbrella. >> i would have never seen it happening but i got a call because president barack obama they're in business with him and i said if you ask a question to him on instagram in a few days he's going to read the answers that to me was really thrilling. so my wife is more successful than me. have you met her.

>> jimmy: yes, she's very successful. >> so the pattern of our life is this has happened numerous times where i find out that i was a jeopardy clue. and i go, hon, i was a jeopardy clue today and she goes, yeah, isn't it fun. and i realize, oh, how long, not only you already did it and it wasn't even exciting enough to tell me and so now i feel stupid. or another classic -- >> jimmy: it's a double whammy. i know it's another show but it is a double whammy. >> another classic one is i had 16 years of sob bright which i lost, let's not get into that. but i had posted something about it, whatever, no one gave a [ bleep ] they shouldn't and then my wife wrote a beautiful thing of congratulating me and it became a new cycle, america secelebrating kristen for beingo kind to me on my anniversary, i

was like, did you get 16 years today. so here's what happened. i felt like i finally had her, right, i go, no whoop, but on friday i guess obama's gonna like read a question i asked him, he's going to be talking about me for a little bit, she for the first time ever was like, wow, that's amazing. i'm jealous. >> jimmy: nice. >> cut to friday. can't wait to watch obama read my question and answer it, i open his instagram this is exactly what happened. he goes i want to take my first question from dax shepard, good question, before i get into that i want to say me and malia and sasha and michelle love "the good place " what a show. [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] kristen. we're crazy about kristen bell. he went on for six minutes about how much he loved, well, the

whole family, the whole obama family loves her and that she is the glue that has kept that family together. [ laughter ] and then he answered my question but he had forgotten, he was rambling about kristen and didn't even answer my question. yeah, so i got to interview him after that. he's going to be our first guest on spotify. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on your podcast, yeah. >> so i want you to know, i started the interview by going, so hey you never really answered that question i ask you so let me ask you again now. >> jimmy: you should ask it again. >> he did answer and he talked about kristen more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the other woman in your life, monica. >> yes. >> jimmy: your co-host on the podcast is here with us. i'd like to bring her out. we'll take a break first. dax shepard is here.

we'll be right back. with monica padman. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by vrbo. ♪ thinking i can make as many songs 'bout a lady ♪ ♪ when i haven't met her ♪ ♪ but she on me heavy, on my cerebellum ♪ ♪ thinkin', thinkin', thinkin', thinkin', thinkin' too hard ♪ ♪ thinkin' it too hard, ha ♪ ♪ but i really wanna know ♪ ♪ thinking i can make as many songs 'bout a lady ♪ ♪ when i haven't met her ♪ ♪ but she on me heavy, on my cerebellum ♪ ♪ [sfx: thunder rumbles] [sfx: rainstorm]

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>> jimmy: you're all dressed up, you look fantastic. >> can you believe this. >> jimmy: i haven't seen you all dolled up. >> that's my trick, i swear sweats and then bring it down. >> jimmy: like a super hearo. >> exactly i'm a superhero. >> jimmy: marvel might call you after this. >> because they're not calling him -- >> jimmy: i heard a podcast you guys did with prince harry and it was really good and he was very different than i expected him to be. >> right. yeah. >> jimmy: dax, by the way, you jumped right in complimenting his body. >> yes, right. >> jimmy: not just that but immediately bringing up the bachelor party in las vegas where he was at. >> he was jacked. >> he was. >> is that where it started. >> for your obsession and mine. >> yeah. >> yes, that's where it started. he's the handsome prince. >> jimmy: they really exist.

>> they do. >> jimmy: and you guys got into really good stuff. >> so many things happened perfectly. whichcy don't know anything about royals, unfortunately. >> so embarrassing. >> jimmy: i'm the same i don't know anything about the royals as well. >> so well suited to interview him. it was great. >> he was so normal. i was so blown away. he was already handsome and adding his normalcy into it, fully. >> jimmy: you went right into talking about this calendar. >> this is the best part of the interview. when i started talking about his body monica said dax is obsessed with the male body and i made this calendar did he express an interest. >> i think so. >> five minutes out he's leap through this. >> jimmy: this is a calendar monica you made for dax. >> that's right. >> jimmy: and the prince is looking through this. and at a certain point these are your friends, dax. >> yeah these are all the bodies i love. monica makes this calendar.

that one's confusing. >> there's a couple questionable ones. >> oh, that's tom hanson who you know. that's his enviable hairline. >> imagine i'm sending text to all these people. >> jimmy: oh, these are solicited photos. >> of course. yes. i'm like hey i'm building this calendar for dax, long story, could you send me a picture of your favorite body part. without clothes on it. >> jimmy: did you not have my cellphone number. >> what happened here. the prince loved that one. didn't say it vocally but he liked it. >> he's like why did i come to america. >> yeah, another confusing one. >> inside joke. >> jimmy: and finally we end. >> bleep that out. >> jimmy: wow. look at that.

what a wonderful gift that is. monica, is fair to say you are, like, don't want to say third wheel but third wheel in dax and kristen's trisickle of law. >> absolutely we were in a three-way marriage. >> jimmy: and did you meet in a sexual way. >> not with the responsibility of two wives. >> yet. . >> jimmy: does it become ever, because i know you guys were living together during the pandemic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does it become confusing? are the lines blurred between work and personal life? do you have a personal life? >> no. >> jimmy: you have your own podcast where you are -- you've not dated someone seriously ever, right? >> ohh we're going there. >> buckle up. >> jimmy: well you have a podcast about it, right. whose idea was it to have that podcast. >> mine.

>> jimmy: your own idea. >> yeah. >> jimmy: wonder if dax and kristen really want you to be with someone or if they want you to just stay with them. >> we say we want her to find love or our marriage would fall apart. >> no lie. >> throughout quarantine, we're not actually bed hoppers she came to live with us in quarantine because we're all in the pod working together. hit him where it ended. >> it hit critical mass a month in because kristen got covid. we thought. and so she was in her room quarantining on her own, at the same time, dax broke his hand and couldn't make food, couldn't help with anything. >> i had rods coming out of my fingers. >> he did have rods. >> okay. >> and then i was there like oh, i have to take care of all these children while they're on vacation. >> jimmy: right. >> okay.

bye. >> jimmy: and you left. >> i left. >> it was so abrupt. >> jimmy: really? >> it was so abrupt she just entered the living room with all her belongings. >> i gotta go. >> jimmy: were you worried they were going to stop you. >> no they can't. >> jimmy: that guys got rods like wolverine. >> but like many marriages in quarantine ours ended in divorce. >> jimmy: but your relationship continues where it matters. >> that's right. >> now it's a traditional marriage because now it's just financial. >> right. [ laughter ] > jimmy: well the podcast is a lot of fun to listen to. congratulations on spotify. july 1st you guys move there "arm chair expert" it's free. >> free. >> free. >> jimmy: and, oh, president obama will be your first spotify guest. dax shepard and monica padman, everybody, we'll be right back with tony hale.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, we're back with music from saweetie is on the way. our next guest is an emmy-winning actor from two of the funniest shows ever. but now, he is working with his favorite person, himself. he plays twin brothers in "the mysterious benedict society."

>> there's roles and then there's rules. >> which are tools >> oh, mister -- mister -- >> use this one. >> he likes this. >> sorry. >> how long was i out. >> three seconds. >> here's a helpful fact. i have type one nec with cat -- >> >> jimmy: "the mysterious benedict society" premieres a week from tomorrow on disney plus. please welcome tony hale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tony, you look very well, too, boy. >> i feel great. >> jimmy: i feel like everybody looks good except for me. how are things going. >> that's not true, a. >> jimmy: thank you. i was kidding to be honest.

>> you look amazing. >> jimmy: i didn't get what i was hoping for out of dax hoping you had something. thank you for being here. last time you were officially our last guest before covid hit us and sent everybody home. >> yeah, and i will say, like, that -- me being here -- because i remember everything was kinds of going chaotic and was really uncertain. being here was kind of a constant. like, at least this is still going on it was an emotional gift to people, at least kimmel is staying steady. >> then no. then we were gone. i think we thought it would be two or three weeks and we'd be back. >> when i came out to shake pete's hand -- >> jimmy: pete was the host that night. >> i went for the hand and he went for this. that's when i went oh, time's are changing. >> jimmy: yeah, i was out getting my eyebrows threaded. >> wow.

>> jimmy: are you doing anything special for father's day? >> going to north carolina to hang with the family at the lake. >> jimmy: nice. i mentioned this because a few years ago on mother's day we asked celebrities to read text from their mom. >> huge sencelebrities. >> jimmy: you read one of the more interesting text. >> hey son our new friends are loving arrested development. we still don't get it. happy mother's day. >> jimmy: i wanted to ask if that was true. >> oh, yeah, my parents think it is dumb, to this day they think it is a stupid show. i'm not kidding. the only episode they thought was funny when martin short was on, and they're like well, he's funny. that guy's funny. they think it's stupid show to this day. >> jimmy: what do they think about "vee p". p". p".

>> my dad always has notes they call me anthony, he's like anthony, you're being a little mean, might want to tone it back. or this one is crossing the line. >> jimmy: i can't think of one situation in which your character was mean on veep. >> just the whole show. he had notes on every character. >> jimmy: did you pass those along. >> i wanted to but i didn't. you need to tone it down. >> jimmy: your parents one day were at the emmy's with you. >> they were. by the way my parents are very, very supportive. >> jimmy: sounds like it. [ laughter ] >> so my mom and dad came and my mom and wife were getting ready and dad and i were waiting in our tuxes to go to the emmy's and my dad goes, hey, anthony, do you think this is gonna help your career? and i said, uh, i think i peaked.

[ laughter ] i don't know if it can get better, dad. >> jimmy: hadn't you already won a couple emmys before that. >> i know. he just wasn't thinking i don't know is this really going to make a step. >> jimmy: what did your dad do for a living? >> he was in i.t., he was a colonel in the army and then he retired -- >> jimmy: so there's no nonsense for him. a no-nonsense guy. >> he's like is going to help in your career. i'm like i don't know if it can get better. it might be going down, dad. >> jimmy: your daughter is a teenager. >> yeah she's 15. >> jimmy: is she an admirer of your work? >> she's pretty -- she's pretty embarrassed by me right now. i embarrass her but we started to watch "arrested development" a little bit. however there's scened jessica

walter who recently pass who'd played loose he'll blue and it was a seen she was on house arrest and can't smoke and i play buster, her son, she blows the smoke in my mouth. >> jimmy: normal. >> and i inhale it and blow it out on the balcony. it's the most dysfunctional co-dependent relationship. there's a part where i'm like do i really want my daughter watching me inhale smoke from a woman and then go out to the balcony. i mean, it's funny but things like that you're like, i don't know, i don't know. >> jimmy: is she funny too, your daughter. >> very funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the other day i was singing in the car and she said, dad, do you think you have a good voice? and i said, not really. she goes, at least you're aware of it. [ laughter ] pretty good. pretty good.

>> jimmy: you play twins in this show. >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: one is bad, one is good. >> well, one i think is good and one is misunderstood. >> jimmy: i see. and well, when you're playing twins -- like, when you read for something like this, i don't know how it works, maybe you just get offered the job, maybe you want to see if it works for you, do you do both parts. >> they were very kind it bring the job to me. >> jimmy: because of all those emmy's, now the answer to injure d -- your dad yes, dad it will help tremendously. >> i'm going to get a conversation at the house after this. >> jimmy: out at the lake, you meet suddenly feel a hard push. >> exactly. but it was a great challenge. it was one of those things with anything you start, it's daunting. but the cool thing is, i was very excited about playing twins but then covid hit and doing the show kind of became a bigger

deal to me because the show takes place where there's this global crisis and i play mr. benedict who send these four kids out to help find the cause and these kids don't have maical powers but their super powers are their intel elect, creativity and empathy. >> jimmy: like the trump administration. >> like the trump administration. donald trump, schint exhibit a. after the year we had those are our super powers. with all of the noise those are the voices that rise to the top. >> jimmy: it would still be awesome to fly or something. >> funny thing, my daughter went bungee jumping this past sunday, i took her, i did not do it but i watched. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i have a terrible fear of heights. >> jimmy: it sounds like the worst thing you'd have to witness. >> it was so scarey, like, i'm going to watch my daughter fall

to her death and i'm gonna get it on video. >> jimmy: he's okay, . >> she bounced back up. >> jimmy: you also have a movie called nine days with fantastic reviews. >> yeah it's a beautiful film directed by ed s and winston duke is in it and it is around five souls that get to live i play one of the five souls. >> jimmy: i hope you get to live. of >> thank you >> jimmy: "the mysterious benedict society" premieres a week from tomorrow on disney plus. we'll be right back with music from saweetie. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: i want to thank dax shepard, monica padman, tony hale, and saweetie. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next. bless up. word up. you know what i'm saying, thank you for watching, good night, everybody [ cheers and applause ] >> hope you have an awesome father's day and i hope to see you a maga rally some time in the not-too-distant future. have a great day guys, be well.

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