thank you for being >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tony hale, and music from dax shepard, "armchair expert" co-host monica padman, tony hale, and music from saweetie. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. we are coming to you from our studio here in los angeles, home of the 2021 jimmy kimmel l.a. bowl. [ cheers and applause ] which i announced on our program last night, and news of which has taken the world of sports by storm. >> he's hosted the oscars, had a late-night talk show for nearly 20 years but now jimmy kimmel has a college football game named after him. >> jimmy kimmel is getting he is own college football bowl game,

kid you not. >> get ready for tmel >> it's footbl wl game with hi who's that? >> that's pretty good. >> cousin sal sponsoring the tailgate. >> i mean, is this going to be the most fun bowl game in existence, it might. >> this is the first bowl named after a human being. >> congrats to him. >> well, all those bowls' names are silly think anyway.3 [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not going to ruin my mood. things are really turning around in 2021. anyway, these are the kinds of good times we have here in california, which is why we were just named the most fun state in the country. [ cheers and applause ] of course we're the most fun! we have, by far, the most dave and busters of anyone! our dave and buster index is off the charts! they ranked the states based on entertainment, recreation, and nightlife. california finished number one. florida is number two. until finkel gets there and it's going way out there. [ cheers and applause ]

one of our departing producers, craig, he's heard such great things about florida he's moving there. [ cheers and applause ] nevada, number three. hawaii somehow finished 20th. and the least fun state according to this meaningless list is west virginia. which clearly the folks who put this together have never been to the stirrup gallery museum in elkins, home of "one of the top five collections of powder horns in the united states!" top five! [ laughter ] texas is in the fun top ten in at number eight but that ranking is in jeopardy, thanks to their governor greg abbott, who found a brand new way to kiss trump's orange bottom. >> the letter we're about to sign provides $250 million to be allocated as a down payment to begin the border wall. that's a quarter of a billion dollars, and it's more than enough to hire the project manager and contractors and to begin building the wall.

and we are committed. [ applause ] >> oh, how about that. at least he's honest. that's right. texas is building a wall and new pmexico is gonna pay for it. [ laughter ] maybe the wall is to keep ted cruz from fleeing to mexico the next time there's an emergency. [ laughter ] this is interesting. facebook apparently doesn't want us to fight anymore. they are testing out what they call "conflict alerts." they use artificial intelligence to detect discord in a group, and then send a notification to the administrator of that group to try to calm everyone down. this is the example they gave. someone writes, "anyone who thinks that ranch dressing belongs on a pizza is seriously disturbed." true, by the way. then the comments, "ranch dressing makes everything better! anyone who thinks otherwise is messed up. i will die on this hill." "it's mayonnaise that makes me really angry." "news flash, mayo and aioli are basically the same thing!"

i'm starting to think the people that work at facebook have never been on facebook. because a.i. is no match for n.i., natural ignorance. maybe the a.i. will get intelligent enough to realize that facebook itself is the problem, and destroy it once and for all. [ cheers and applause ] donald trump is not allowed to post on facebook, which is still funny to me. it's like being banned from riding the bus. but he was back with his pal hannity last night, and of all the things to be concerned about, of all of the many issues that plague our world, what do you think donald trump is thinking about? is it, a, his rigged election? b, the grand jury in new york? or c, windmills? let's find out. >> they get windmills all over the place to ruin our land and kill our birds, to kill everything, it's not good. >> jimmy: donald quixote strikes again! why do you think he hates windmills so much? maybe they're messing up his hair? i don't know but the tan of la mancha also lashed out at one of

our most bitter rivals. a country that makes russia look like disneyland by comparison and joe biden, lets them just sit there on our heads, and does nothing about it. >> canada is very, very tough, as tough as anybody. it's very unfair the way canada treats us. >> jimmy: well maybe we should build a wall up north in montana too! what is his problem with canada? i bet celine dion refused to sing at his birthday or something. [ laughter ] and he never forgot it. the cdc has labeled the delta variant of the coronavirus a “variant of concern.” it is believed to be more transmissible and the symptoms are more severe than previous variants of the coronavirus. this is like the part of the movie where everyone is celebrating victory while the kid nobody listens to is trying to warn them the monster has gotten stronger. but there is a simple way to protect yourself and those around you. all you have to do is get the vaccine. a little shot and you're protected. it's free. millions of people around the world got it and there are virtually zero serious side effects. but somehow people are still like “i'm not letting anyone tell me what to do," i don't -

know, it's like deciding you're not going to stop at red lights. why should i? the government can't tell me how to drive my own car! a year ago, we were pumping gas in a hazmat suit. it's easy to forget that. much of history has been conveniently revised and with edition of “this week in covid - history.” >> this week in covid history, it's june 2020 americans are masked up and fed up. >> i protest face coverings! >> got it. >> i'm not a terrorist. >> of course not. >> i'm not a sex slave that wears masks. >> meanwhile covid-19 is doing 23 skadoo. >> it's fading away. e numbers are very miniscule e numbs arnor .

gorgeous. >> our numbers are going up, not going down, and i'm very concerned. >> who to believe? even dr. fauci is confused. >> he told a british newspaper, i would hope we could get back to some degree of normality within a year or so. >> ha, a year, no way, fauci. the head of the covid task force has some good news. >> americans are buying rvs at a pretty rapid pace. >> terrific. and the coronavirus? >> america is hitting the road in americn-made rvs. >> hitting the road and headed to tulsa town. rally-ho! ♪ four more years come on four more years ♪ >> thousands of people without s tside and inside two arenas in tulsa for the president's first post-lockdown rally. >> these homies are catching rally fever. >> aren't you worried about people getting sick? >> no we're not concerned. everyone's going to be safe. >> everyone, like kimberly

guilfoyle. >> four more years! >> and the president's campaign staff. and living person herman cain. now back to the reason we're all gathered. >> it's a disease, has more names than any disease in history. kung flu. >> nice xenophobic zinger donnie dangerfield. breaking -- we're under attack! >> paw patrol. >> paw patrol. >> paw patrol. >> paw patrol. >> paw patrol. >> the cancel culture movement may be coming for "paw patrol." >> and i said nothing. that's been this week in covid history. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: remember "paw patrol"? i guess it went away. sunday in case you didn't know, is the first day of summer. and it also happens to be fathers day. you doing anything for father's day, guillermo. >> guillermo: i don't know, just

hope that i can make sweet love to my wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i hope so, i want a full report on monday. >> guillermo: i promise i will. >> jimmy: i want to know every moment. >> guillermo: i promise. >> jimmy: well, all right. here's a nice gift idea for dad this weekend. don't touch the thermostat. just leave it where it was. he'll be happy. i don't know this might be the worst of many unremarkable father's days because i feel like wee all had our big emotional family reunions on mother's day. now father's day, "here's some socks, dad, talk to you next year." there's a stereotype, some may say it's unfair, that dads don't pay much attention to their kids. in the name of science we decided to put that to the test. we went to the farmer's market here in l.a. to put dads on the spot in a new edition of "pop quiz." >> we're out today asking dads how much they know about their kids. i'm going to ask you very basic information about your son and tell us if your dad was right or wrong, first question when is your son's birthday?

>> oh, no. all right. i'm guessing here, i'm saying march the something. [ buzzer ] >> so you said march something. >> yeah, march the 13th. [ buzzer ] >> september 1st. [ laughter ] >> so close. >> few days off. >> jimmy: he literally could not have been further off, six months almost to the day. all right. who is next? >> who is your daughter's best friend? >> you met her today. >> veronica. [ buzzer ] >> no! stella. >> stella. >> what is your daughter's middle name? >> celine. >> no. my name is not -- it's julia. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's gonna cast him at least a pair of airpods. [ laughter ] let's if this this person is better. >> how old is your daughter? >> 7. [ buzzer ]

>> well -- i'm 6. >> what is your daughter's blood type. >> we don't know. [ buzzer ] >> sir, you're going to have to forfeit the shirt. has your daughter ever played an instrument? [ buzzer ] >> that's wrong. i played the piano. >> that's right. >> how long did you play the piano for? >> oh, like, five years. [ laughter ] >> does that sound familiar now? >> yeah, it sounds very familiar. [ applause ] >> jimmy: how do you forget there's a piano in your house? they're large, right? guess she wasn't that good. let's try another dad. >> what's the name of your son's school? >> taylor run. [ buzzer ] >> no. >> what is? >> liberty high school. >> is your son allergic to anything? >> i think to -- no strawberry -- blue -- uh -- something berry.

>> are you allergic to something berry in this? >> no. >> yeah. >> no. >> are you allergic to anything? >> penicillin. >> berries, penicillin, what's the difference, really. hey, kid, if there's an man, call 911. [ laughter ] >> what's the name of your daughter's babysitter? >> we don't have one of those. [ buzzer ] >> it's mallory. >> mallory. okay. >> my final question, two minutes ago i asked what is your son's birthday what is your son's birthday? >> if i didn't answer it right it would feel stupid ant wouldn't say an answer -- in september -- the -- >> 1st. >> 1st. [ ding ] [ laughter ] >> it is. >> you want to wish your dad happy father's day? >> happy father's day, dad, i love you, although you don't know my birthday. >> thank you for making me look stupid. >> jimmy: you know, i think you did that all on your own, big fella.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new series "the mysterious benedict society" on disney plus, tony hale is here. [ cheers and applause ] then later, her album is called "pretty bitch music." it comes out next friday, music from saweetie. [ cheers and applause ] next week we have new shows with the great billy crystal, chris pratt, quentin tarantino, sarah paulson, and donald trump's former lawyer, michael cohen, with music from

lucy day-kiss, lukas nelson and promise of the real, seventeen, the isley brothers and snoop dogg. [ cheers and applause ] please join us for that. you know our first guest from many movies and tv shows, but he has found his true calling in the world of podcasts. starting july 1st, "armchair expert" moves exclusively to spotify. dy say spotsify? >> guillermo: yeah, you did. >> jimmy: that's not really a word anyway. so let's say hello to dax shepard, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? [ cheers and applause ] >> is this new? >> jimmy: yeah, it's kind of new. >> like a month or so. >> jimmy: a little older. this is your first time sitting in it. >> crazy, i didn't notice that watching the show last night, i'm embarrassed now. >> jimmy: why would you notice that, if that's what you're looking at while watching the show we're doing a very bad job. >> failing miserable.

>> jimmy: you look very muscular. are you bench pressing your rv? what's going on with you? >> my god, thanks for noticing. >> jimmy: you're huge. you've gained 30 pounds of muscle since i saw you last time. >> i don't want to brag, but i have gained 25 pounds. >> jimmy: see, i was close. >> i'm usually 185. at the end of the quarantine, i can tell you exactly. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> i told my wife i hope marvel will call and give me an excuse to get huge. i really need that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i said towards the end of quarantine, marvel's not gonna call. i'm 46. they're not calling. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> if i want to do this, it's just on me to do it. so i just, six, seven days a week, down in the gym, eating protein, going crazy. >> jimmy: i bet they will call one of these days. >> i don't think they will, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i feel like they will. >> what would my character be. you could maybe get me hired right now. if anyone would know. >> jimmy: there's hundreds of

characters unassigned. >> classic man. >> jimmy: that's a dc character not a marvel character. [ laughter ] you have to at least feign some kind of knowledge of the world of marvel. >> i would do the big boy -- remember when you'd go to big boy and there were cartoons? >> jimmy: big boy the restaurant? >> yeah, i'll do those. there was like a little girl. i'll be in that, i'll be in a big boy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you're selling yourself too short. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we've talked about it 22 seconds and you've demoted yourself to big boy. [ laughter ] >> but again, i'll do it. >> jimmy: you do look like a big boy. >> i am! i'm so happy you just said that. because what i've been saying to my wife is i had been a medium boy for like 45 years and now i'm a big boy and i like it. [ cheers and applause ] i'm not a medium boy anymore. >> jimmy: you've got your big boy bag and your big boy jeans -- >> and big boy bus i drive around. >> jimmy: that is actually -- we do have a lot of conversation

about big boy in our house with my son who is 4 years old and he wants to be a big boy. >> we're going to get along famously on vacation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we're loading up our rvs and our families and hitting the road this summer. >> are you driving too? >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> oh, baby. oh my gosh. we've got to get cbs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. do you have a cb? >> must have one. >> jimmy: cell phones have ruined the cb. i'll get us both cbs before we go. >> oh, my gosh, this is gonna be great. [ laughter ] i know a lot of lingo from "smokey and the bandit," i hope it's still relevant. >> jimmy: me too. that's the extent of my knowledge. >> what yard stick are you at, what's yourgy? your 20? the 30 yard stick. >> jimmy: there you go. cbs. by the way, congratulations -- >> -- i hope it's more fun than that. >> jimmy: it will be more fun than that. congratulations often your move to spotify. [ cheers and applause ] which i know is a big thing. part of, obviously it's a

financial thing, i assume, part of it? >> they're going to pay me upwards of $15,000 a year. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great. >> and i was like, where do i sign? >> jimmy: what are other benefits of being under the spotify umbrella? >> i would have never seen it happening but i got a call because president barack obama has a podcast on spotify as well, they're in business with him in bed. they say, if you ask him a question on his instagram in a few days he's going to read the answers. that's as close as i've ever been to obama. just the notion he was going to say my name was really thrilling. so my wife is more successful than me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you met her? she's very successful. >> so the pattern of our life is this has happened numerous times where i find out that i was a "jeopardy!" include. and i go, hon, i was a "jeopardy!" clue today! and she goes, oh, yeah, isn't it fun? [ laughter ]

and i realize, oh, how long, not only you already did it and it wasn't even exciting enough to tell me and so now i feel stupid. [ laughter ] or another classic -- >> jimmy: it's a double whammy. i know it's another show but it is a double whammy. >> another classic one is i had 16 years of sobriety, which i lost, let's not get into that. but i had posted something about it, whatever, no one gave a [ bleep ] as they shouldn't. then my wife wrote a beautiful thing of congratulating me and it became a new cycle, america celebrating kristen for being so kind to me on my anniversary. [ laughter and applause ] and i was like, did you get 16 years today? so here's what happened. i felt like i finally had her, right? i go, no whoop, but on friday i guess obama's gonna like read a question i asked him, he's going to be talking about me for a little bit. she for the first time ever was like, wow, that's amazing, i'm jealous.

>> jimmy: nice. >> cut to friday. can't wait to watch obama read my question and answer it, i open his instagram, this is exactly what happened. he goes, i want to take my first question from dax shepard, good question, before i get into that i want to say me and malia and sasha and michelle love "the good place." what a show. [ laughter and applause ] your wife, kristen, we're crazy about her, kristen bell. he went on for six minutes about how much he loved, well, the whole family, the whole obama family loves her and that she is the glue that has kept that family together. [ laughter ] and then he answered my question. but he had forgotten, he was rambling about kristen and didn't even answer my question. yeah, so i got to interview him

after that. he's going to be our first guest on spotify. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: on your podcast, yeah. >> so i want you to know, i started the interview by going, so hey, you never really answered that question i asked you. [ laughter ] so let me ask you again now. >> jimmy: you should ask it again. >> he did answer, and he talked about kristen more. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, the other woman in your life, monica. >> yes. >> jimmy: your co-host on the podcast is here with us. i'd like to bring her out. we'll take a break first. dax shepard is here. "armchair expert" is the name of his podcast. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with dax and monica. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" brought to you by quickvue at home, ocd covid test. take 10 minutes, take charge.

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which goes to spotify with president obama, monica padman is here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're all dressed up, you look fantastic. >> can you believe this? >> jimmy: i haven't seen you all dolled up. >> that's my trick, i swear sweats and then bring it down. >> jimmy: that's the way to go, like a reverse superhero. >> exactly, i'm a superhero. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: marvel might call you after this. >> because they're not calling him -- >> jimmy: he's at bob's now, he'll be busy. i heard a podcast you guys did with prince harry, and it was preally good. and he was very different than i expected him to be. >> right? yeah. >> jimmy: dax, by the way, you jumped right in complimenting his body. [ laughter and applause ] >> yes, right. >> jimmy: not just that but immediately bringing up the bachelor party in las vegas he was at. >> i stand by that, he was jacked! >> he was. >> is that where it started for you? >> for your obsession and mine, yes.

he's a handsome prince. >> jimmy: turns out he is a handsome prince, they really exist. >> they do. >> jimmy: and you guys got into really good stuff. >> so many things happened perfectly. which is, i don't know anything about the royals, unfortunately. monica is an expert. >> so embarrassing. >> jimmy: i'm the same, i don't know anything about the royals, yeah. >> so you'd be well suited to interview him, like i was. i was learning about him, it was great. >> he was so normal. i was so blown away. he was already handsome and adding his normalcy into it, fully. >> jimmy: you went right into talking about this calendar. >> this is the best part of the interview. when i started talking about his body, monica said dax is obsessed with the male body and i made this calendar did he express an interest? >> i think i forced him. >> yeah. monica, within five minutes of the interview, he's leafing through this. >> jimmy: this is a calendar monica, you made for dax? >> that's right. >> jimmy: and the prince is looking through this.

>> rob mcelhinney, shout-out. >> jimmy: these are your friend in this? >> yeah, these are all the bodies i love. that's embarrassing. >> there's a couple questionable ones. >> oh, that's tom hanson who you know. that's his enviable hairline. >> jimmy: he does have great line. >> this is the aspirational calendar. >> imagine, i'm sending texts to all these people, hey, so -- >> jimmy: oh, these are solicited photos. >> of course. yes. [ laughter ] i'm like, hey, i'm building this calendar for dax, long story. could you send me a picture of your favorite body part? [ laughter ] without clothes on it. >> jimmy: did you not have my cell phone number? [ laughter ] i'm unclear what happened here. >> the prince loved that one.ph saw his eyes on it. >> he liked it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's wondering, why did i come to america? that's another one. >> that's an inside joke.

>> jimmy: okay, all right. finally -- >> oh there you go. >> jimmy: wow, look at that. what a wonderful gift that is. monica, is fair to say you are, like, don't want to say third wheel but third wheel in dax and kristen's tricycle of love? >> absolutely. [ laughter ] we're in a three-way marriage, we refer to it -- me were. >> we were in a three-way marriage. >> jimmy: did you mean that in a sexual way? >> unfortunately not. yet. all the responsibility, none of the benefits of two wives. >> he said yet. >> jimmy: does it become ever, because i know you guys were living together during the pandemic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: does it become confusing? are the lines blurred between work and personal life? do you have a personal life? >> no. >> jimmy: you have your own podcast where you are -- you've not dated somebody seriously ever, right? >> ohh we're going there. >> buckle up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well you have a podcast about it, right.

whose idea was it to have that podcast? >> mine. >> jimmy: your own idea. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i was wondering if dax -- i wonder if dax and kristen really want you to be with someone or they want you to just stay with them. >> we say we want her to find love or our marriage would fall apart. [ laughter ] >> no lie. >> throughout quarantine, we're not actually bed hoppers. she came to live with us in quarantine because we're all in the pod working together. hit him where it ended. like a month in. >> it hit critical mass a month in because kristen got covid. we thought. >> in quarantine. and so she was in her room quarantining on her own, at the same time, dax broke his hand and couldn't make food, couldn't help with anything. >> i had rods coming out of my fingers. >> he did have rods. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> and then i was there like, oh, i have to take care of all these children while they're on vacation.

>> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> okay. bye. >> jimmy: and you left? >> i left. [ laughter and applause ] >> it was so abrupt. >> jimmy: really? >> it was so abrupt, she just entered the living room with all her belongings. >> i gotta go. >> jimmy: were you worried they were going to stop you? >> no, they can't. >> jimmy: dax ■has rods like wolverine or something. >> but like many marriages in quarantine, ours ended in divorce. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but your relationship continues where it matters. >> that's right. >> now it's a traditional marriage because now it's just financial. >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well the podcast is a lot of fun to listen to. congratulations on spotify. july 1st you guys move there "armchair expert" it's free. >> free. >> free. >> jimmy: and, oh, president obama will be your first spotify guest. dax shepard and monica padman,

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, guys. we are back with music from saweetie on the way. our next guest is an emmy-winning actor from two of the funniest shows ever.

he's worked with some of the funniest and most talented people ever. but now, he is working with his favorite person, himself. he plays twin brothers in "the mysterious benedict society." >> there's rules, and then there's rules. >> which are tools for fools. >> ha ha ha! okay. >> oh, mr. benedict, mr. benedict -- >> no, no, no, not this way -- >> he likes it -- >> sorry? >> how long was i out. >> a few seconds. >> here's a helpful fact. i have type one narcolepsy with cataplexy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the mysterious benedict society" premieres a week from tomorrow on disney plus. please welcome tony hale. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: tony, you look very well, too, boy.

>> that's nice, you look very nice. >> jimmy: i feel like everybody looks good except for me. [ laughter ] how are things going? >> that's not true, "a." >> jimmy: thank you. i was kidding to be honest. >> you look amazing. >> jimmy: i didn't get what i was hoping for out of dax hoping you had something. but no, you do look great. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: thank you fare being here. last time you were officially our last guest before covid hit us and sent everybody home. >> yeah, and i will say, like, that -- me being here -- because i remember everything was kind of going chaotic and was really uncertain. being here was kind of a constant. like well, at least this is still going on. i think it was a gift, a real emotional gift to a lot of people, well, at least kimmel is staying steady. >> jimmy: then no, then we were gone. >> then we were gone. >> jimmy: i think we all thought it would be two or three weeks and we'd be back. >> when i came out to shake pete's hand -- >> jimmy: mayor pete was the host that night. >> i went for the hand and he went for this. that's when i went oh, time's

a-changing. >> jimmy: yeah, i was out getting my eyebrows threaded. [ laughter ] >> wow. during covid? okay, check. >> jimmy: are you doing anything special for father's day? >> going to visit family in north carolina, hang out with my family at the lake, it's going to be really nice. >> jimmy: nice. i mentioned this because a few years ago on mother's day we asked celebrities to read texts from their mom. >> huge celebrities. >> jimmy: real texts from their moms. you read one of the more interesting texts for sure, less play that. >> hey, son, our new friends are loving "arrested development." we still don't get it. happy mother's day. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wanted to ask if that is true, if that really -- >> oh, yeah. my parents think of us as dumb. to this day they think it's a stupid show. [ laughter ] i'm not kidding. the only episode they thought was funny when martin short was on, and they're like well, he's funny. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is funny, yes.

>> "that guy's funny." they think it's stupid show to this day. >> jimmy: what do they think about "veep"? >> my dad always has notes. >> jimmy: oh, really? great. >> they call me anthony. anthony, you're being a little mean, might want to tone it back. each episode, well, this line is crossed a little bit. i'm like, dad, i can't, i cannot -- >> jimmy: i can't think of one situation in which your character is mean on "veep." >> just the whole show. [ laughter ] he had notes on every character. >> jimmy: did you pass those along. >> i wanted to but i didn't. he's like, you need to tone it down. >> jimmy: weren't your parents at the emmys with you? >> they were. by the way my parents are very, very supportive. >> jimmy: sounds like it. [ laughter ] >> so my mom and dad came and my mom and wife were getting ready and dad and i were waiting in our tuxes to go to the emmys. and my dad goes, hey, anthony, do you think this is gonna help

your career? [ laughter ] and i said, uh -- i think i've peaked. [ laughter ] i don't know if it can get better, dad. >> jimmy: hadn't you already won a couple emmys before then? >> now. bless his heart. he just wasn't thinking. i don't know, is this really going to make a step for your career? >> jimmy: what did your dad do for a living? >> he was in i.t., he was a colonel in the army and then he retired -- >> jimmy: so there's no nonsense for him. a no-nonsense guy. >> yeah but he was like, i don't know, is this going to help you in your career? i'm like, i don't know if it can be better, it might be going down, dad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: your daughter is a teenager. >> yeah she's 15. >> jimmy: is she an admirer of your work? >> yeah, i mean, she's pretty - she's pretty embarrassed by me right now. everything, i embarrass her. we started to kind of watch

"arrested development" a little bit. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. however, i will say, there's scenes like jessica walter, who recently passed, who played lucille o favorite scenes. at the same time showing my daughter, there's a scene where she's on house arrest and she can't smoke. and so i play buster, her son. she blows the smoke in my mouth. >> jimmy: normal. >> i then inhale the smoke from her mouth and then blow it out on the balcony. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> it is the most dysfunctional codependant relationship. there's a part where i'm like do i really want my daughter watching me inhale smoke from a woman and then go out to the balcony? i mean, it's funny but things like that you're like, i don't know, i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is she funny too, your daughter? >> very funny. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the other day i was singing in the car and she said, dad, do you think you have a good voice? and i said, not really. she goes, at least you're aware of it. [ laughter ]

i was like, pretty good. that's pretty good. >> jimmy: you play twins in this show. >> i do, i do. >> jimmy: one is bad, one is good. >> well, one i think is good and one is misunderstood. >> jimmy: i see. and well, when you're playing twins -- like, when you read for something like this, i don't know how it works, maybe you just get offered the job, maybe you want to see if it works for you, do you do both parts? >> they were kind to bring the job to me. >> jimmy: because of all those emmy's, now the answer to your dad yes, dad it will help tremendously. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm going to get a conversation at the house after this. >> jimmy: out at the lake, you might suddenly feel a hard push. >> exactly. but it was a great challenge. it was one of those things with anything you start, it's daunting. but the cool thing is, i was

very excited about playing twins. but then covid hit and doing the show kind of became a bigger deal to me because the show takes place where there's this global crisis, and i play mr. benedict who send these four kids out to help find the cause. and these kids don't have magical powers but their superpowers are their intellect, their creativity, and their empathy. >> jimmy: like the trump administration. >> like the trump administration, right. [ laughter ] donald trump, exhibit "a." after the year we had those are our superpowers. with all of the noise, those are the voices that rise to the top. >> jimmy: it would still be awesome to fly or something. >> funny thing, my daughter went bungee jumping this past sunday, i took her, i did not do it, but i watched. >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> i have a terrible fear of heights. >> jimmy: it sounds like the worst thing you'd have to witness.

>> it was so scary, like oh, i'm going to watch my daughter fall to her death, and i'm gonna get on it video. [ laughter ] but she did it. >> jimmy: she's okay? >> i have to say -- >> jimmy: she came back up? >> she came back up, she bounced back up, yes. >> jimmy: you have a movie called "nine days" coming out, fantastic reviews. >> yeah, it's a beautiful film directed by ed sonora. winston duke is in it. it's around five souls that get to live. i play one of the five souls. >> jimmy: i hope you get to live. >> thank you. >> jimmy: "the mysterious benedict society" premieres a week from tomorrow on disney plus. we'll be right back with music from saweetie.

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