i'm ama daetz. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's “jimmy kimmel live!” tonight -- sarah paulson, frank grillo, and music from lucy dacus. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate that. thank you, thank you. welcome. wow. where did all these people come from? [ cheers and applause ] that's very nice, i appreciate it. you know -- [ cheers and applause ] for those watching at home, if it sounds different, it's because after more than 15 months at home, and in a mostly empty studio, we finally have a real audience. it's almost like a real show. we are not fully full yet. we were allowed to let 89 people in.

how they arrived at that number, i have no idea. [ laughter ] everyone is masked, vaccinated. just to be safe we shaved everyone from head to toe. [ laughter ] most of you haven't been to an event of any kind in a while. just a couple of reminders, number one. you can't mute me. [ laughter ] number two, it is rude to go to sleep during the show. okay? [ laughter ] thanks for understanding. it's been a long time. in fact, we looked it up, the last joke i told in front of a full audience was about tulsi gabbard. remember her? me neither. [ laughter ] the joke was “tulsi gabbard is still in the running for president in the same way the movie 'cats' is still in the running for an academy award.” [ laughter ] that's about how well it went over the first time too. [ laughter ] this is exciting. how many you of you are on vacation? visiting us from -- [ applause ] so wait. let's talk with these two people. right there. you guys. you are not on vacation? >> no. we feel like we are on vacation, but we are not on vacation.

>> jimmy: you live here in l.a.? >> yes. >> jimmy: yet you are wearing the two most touristy shirts. [ laughter ] you must be very proud of living here? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: did you decide that hey, we might be on tv tonight. let's get our best stuff together. [ laughter ] >> have to represent. >> jimmy: did you buy this at the souvenir shop or what is going on? >> you guessed it right. you got it. >> jimmy: i got it right, yeah. what do you do for work? >> we have a market research business. >> jimmy: the two of you have it together? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you married? >> yes. >> jimmy: how is that going? >> pretty good. >> it is like a roller coaster, but it's always going. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sometimes you throw up. [ laughter ] other times you're screaming, right? >> love, love, love. >> jimmy: do you have children? did you have a good father's day? was there a father's day planned yesterday? >> sporadic love happening all day. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: sporadic love. happening all day. i'm going to translate that from dad into english. that means "nothing happened." [ laughter ] all right. they did nothing for you. yeah. sporadic love. we are so appreciative, you guys and everyone coming that on the way out tonight, everyone in the audience will get a pair of tube socks and a boiled egg, so there you go. [ cheers and applause ] it's our way of saying thank you and welcome back. also our way of saying hey, it is not "ellen," okay? [ laughter ] i hope you remembered it was father's day yesterday. father's day has to be the biggest time of the year for nail clippers. nail clippers and nose hair trimmers. guillermo, how was your father's day? >> guillermo: it was great, jimmy. we had a barbecue, made margaritas. >> jimmy: you did? who made the marguerite dids, who did the barbecuing? >> guillermo: my wife and mother-in-law. >> jimmy: they did it all? >> guillermo: everything. >> jimmy: did you get the chance to make sweet love, as you were predicting you would?

>> guillermo: of course, jimmy. >> jimmy: who are you pointing at? >> guillermo: the guy over there made sweet love -- >> jimmy: he said sporadic love. >> guillermo: okay. i couldn't hear. >> jimmy: what did benji get for you? what did your son get? >> guillermo: a pair of shoes. >> jimmy: what kind of shoes? >> guillermo: tennis shoes. >> jimmy: he picked them out? >> guillermo: well, my wife did, they went together. >> jimmy: a lot of dads got shorts. are you laughing because you got shorts? >> cleto: no. >> jimmy: i got shorts. and my cousin sal got shorts. i guess because this is that magical time of the year every dad switches out the unfashionable cargo pants for a pair of unfashionable cargo shorts. [ laughter ] plenty of room for keys, wallet, two steely dan cds, jumper cables, another pair of cargo shorts just in case in there. [ laughter ] yesterday our former president,

donald trump, shared a father's day holiday wish. writing happy father's day to all including the radical left, rinos, and other losers of the world. poor eric. that's not nice to say. but anyway. hopefully eventually everyone will come together and by come together he means accept me as your one true god. [ laughter ] i feel like his heart is not even in these anymore. i think melania might be putting lexipro in his diet coke or something. [ laughter ] we are learning how poorly our kentucky fried commander in chief mismanaged the pandemic thanks to a forthcoming book that details the chaos and infighting that plagued team trump's response to the coronavirus. this book was written by reporters from "the washington post" who say at the beginning of the pandemic, trump suggested sending americans who had been infected with covid while they were traveling overseas to guantanamo bay. you know he said he wants to send them to geronimo bay. or something like that. [ laughter ] he asked his aides, don't we have an island that we own, we can put people there.

of course the reality tv star wanted to send them to an island. he probably sent a camera crew too and called it survirus or something. [ laughter ] another good mcnugget for the book. they say he was very upset about covid testing because he believed positive tests would look bad and hurt his chances of re-election and had a call with alex azar, who was his secretary of health and human services, and he demanded to know what idiot decided to make the federal government do testing, and alex azar was like, do you mean jared? it was jared. [ laughter ] poor jared. according to the book, at one point when jared found out that the masks the government ordered wouldn't be ready until june, he got so mad he yelled at a top official. he said, you f'ing moron, we'll all be dead by june. [ laughter ] and he threw a pen at the wall. which i imagine went like this. [ laughter ] something like that. i got a whole box of these sharpies if you don't shape up! in new york city things are opening up to the point where people are now taking flight.

this is a guy that flew over times square on a hover board. green goblin style in new york. the pin johns were like, who is that? [ laughter ] i miss the old new york. somebody would have figured out how to pull him off that thing and steal it. take it from him, get on it, and pee from it. [ laughter ] in other traditional flying news, airlines are talking about jacking up the fees for overweight baggage to make up for all the weight passengers have gained in lockdown. [ laughter ] an american airlines spokesperson says average passenger weight is up eight pounds since spring of last year. from 179 pounds per person to 187. okay. you know what, maybe don't put your planes at the end of cinnabon alley. [ laughter ] how is this our fault? the olympics are still happening next month in tokyo. tokyo residents will be allowed to go to the games but will not be allowed to cheer and have to go straight home after.

whoever came up with these rules should win is gold medal for buzzkill. [ laughter ] imagine going to a live sporting event with no cheering allowed. like a detroit lions game. [ laughter ] the eight-time winning sprinter usain bolt and his girlfriend publicly welcomed twin baby boys yesterday. they were delivered in a world record 9.58 seconds. [ laughter ] the bolts posted this family photo to instagram. now that's the older kid, their daughter, olympia lightning bolt. the new twins are thunder bolt and saint leo bolt. is thunder bolt even a thing? i know there's lightning, but there are no thunder bolts. [ laughter ] thunder and saint leo sounds like a cop movie starring danny glover and richard dreyfuss. [ laughter ] remember when naming a kid apple seemed nuts? [ laughter ] apologies to the paltrows. usain bolt will not be in the olympics.

japan is still only 5% vaccinated. they are about six months behind us. but the olympics are coming. there is nothing that they can do about it. you know, a lot has changed since we approved the vaccine here. a year ago i was at home, you guys were at home. we were ordering food and leaving it on the porch until the germs died or whatever. and to remind us of how far we have come, every week we are looking back at the way that things were one year ago. we've done it again in tonight's edition of "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid history, it is the end of june, 2020. a triumphant trump traipses back from tulsa. he didn't just wow the crowd, he killed.w proaching 125,000. >> the death toll, the worst of any country. >> right now the next couple of weeks will be critical in our ability to address the surging.

>> okay mr. surging general, about what really matters.at, - tv rating numbers. >> this just came out. trump rally gives fox news the largest saturday night audience in its history. >> lies from new york, it's saturday night. why is america so cukoo for covid? >> the reason we have more cases than other countries is because our testing is so much. >> any other possible cause? >> when you do testing you are going to find more cases. >> we get that, but surely there's a more nuanced -- >> you do more tests, you find more and more cases. you do tests, you find more cases. if you do testing, you find more cases. >> quick! this calls for a distraction. lay a fat one us on. >> it is the biggest risk we ll mail-in ballots are a disaster. there is tremendous evidence of fraud. whenever you have mail-in ballots. >> mail-in ballots, who would ever do such a terrible thing? >> his campaign releasing this video of him signing his ballot which the state of florida calls vote by mail.

>> talk about mail privilege, i wonder what new york's easy loving governor thinks. >> i think it is a setup and that they going to lose the election and claim fraud and i hope they don't do that. >> hope in one hand and an employee's bottom in the other. this has been "this week in covid history." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there you go. i told you. all right. i don't know. does it feel -- listen. don't get me wrong, i am very happy to have you here but it feels weird to have a bunch of people in masks staring at me like i am in an experiment gone wrong. [ laughter ] something like that. doesn't it? >> guillermo: it does, jimmy, yeah. >> jimmy: yes, it really does. i'm happy you're here, thank you for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show for you tonight. frank grillo is with us. we have music tonight from linsey dakis, and be right back with sarah paulson so stick around! ♪

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now, that's making a difference. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. look at this. we have half an audience. that's pretty good, it's progress. tonight from the new movie "the hitman's wife's bodyguard," frank grillo is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then later, a talented singer-songwriter, her new album “home video” comes out friday, music from lucy dacus. [ cheers and applause ] this week, we have new shows with billy crystal, chris pratt, quentin tarantino, donald trump's former lawyer michael cohen will be here. he's doing the interview from house arrest. not a joke, not a joke. [ laughter ] music from lukas nelson, promise of the real, seventeen, the isley brothers and snoop dogg. please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ]

our first guest is an exceptionally gifted human being you know from many fun and wonderful things. her work in the ryan murphy-verse continues with the origin story of a nurse named mildred in "ratched." it's on netflix now. please welcome sarah paulson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi sarah. how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? i'm doing well, thank you. i like your dress, by the way. >> i decided that i haven't been out of the house in a while. i thought that i would put everything that i own on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why. why not. >> why not. pearls and sequins feels good to me. >> jimmy: have you really not been out of the house in a while? >> very briefly but very briefly. >> jimmy: when we ask you to come and do the show and come here, you didn't know there would be all of these people. >> i found out these folks,

lovely superspreader folks in the back -- [ laughter ] four to a room, by the way, four to a room. what are you talking about? i mean, i don't want to be near four people ever again. [ laughter ] yeah. this was nerve-racking but you all look lovely. >> jimmy: that is how they do it at ohio university. they pile them up. [ cheers and applause ] so you took it very seriously. >> i did. i was one of those people. still to this day, i am doing a lot of sanitizing. i'm spraying everything. i would spray the air if i could. right before i walked into any environment. >> jimmy: some weirdos are still wearing gloves in public. [ laughter ] >> weirdos. i'm all for it. >> jimmy: you are? >> i walk around in a bubble suit. >> jimmy: that's the thing. the cdc said that all thing about getting it from this you don't get from it this. >> i don't care. [ laughter ] >> i don't care. >> jimmy: you did get other stuff from that like colds are making a comeback.

>> yes. i don't want that. i don't want anything that mimics a covid story. because i'm already on the internet too much, googling all my aches and pains. >> jimmy: are you really? >> yeah, it's not good. >> jimmy: maybe you don't know the answer to this, but i would like you to think about it. do you feel like you just enjoy being separated or are you really neurotic about getting it? or is it some combination -- >> neurotic about getting it? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> jimmy. it's a terrifying disease. >> jimmy: listen, i was very careful and all of that stuff. i know it is terrifying. you say you are still spraying stuff. >> i'm spraying stuff, i am. >> jimmy: that falls into the category of neurosis now. >> so -- yes. i'm going to take "b." neurotic. totally neurotic. >> jimmy: so you didn't enjoy being by yourself? >> i did. i did. i am just now, i feel like is it the groundhog? i feel like looking around and deciding whether it is time to i went to one dinner with my out

>> jimmy: oh, wow, that's a goodin tore go to. [ cheers and applause ] diane keaton. >> she's like, i've been going, sitting outside, i'm vaccinated, we can do it. i do decide to go. this is my first dinner in 17 months outside of my home. >> jimmy: wow. >> like i said, very committed. i went out. it was one of the more terrifying experiences of my life. >> jimmy: was it really? >> there was a guy sitting kitty-corner from our table who sneezed approximately 14 times and coughed repeatedly and didn't bother to stand up and go, "it's allergies, i don't want to alarm anyone." i found it really rude. i am like diane, i think i have to go. i didn't leave, but i wanted to. >> jimmy: what does diane keaton eat when you go to dinner? [ laughter ] >> she eats a lot of wine with ice. that's what she likes to eat. >> jimmy: she eats wine? >> more than the other thing. let's put it that way. she likes a lot of pasta. she does not eat meat or fish. >> jimmy: how long have you been friends?

>> about -- well, her daughter just got married. >> jimmy: okay. >> i knew her daughter as of 2. >> jimmy: wow. >> 25 now. it has been a very long time. >> were you at the wedding? >> i was at the wedding. >> jimmy: oh, so you have gotten -- >> these are my two events and both involved diane. >> jimmy: it was a big wedding? >> bigger than i liked. [ laughter ] bigger than i liked. it was nerve-racking. it is weird. >> jimmy: it is weird. >> a lot of people were masked. that is also strange. >> jimmy: i hear a lot of the grooms are wearing veils now too, just for safety. >> i would support this. >> jimmy: you have known diane for quite some time. >> i've known her for a very long time, yes. i am assuming it is a term of affection. every time i call her she answers the phone, "what do you want?" or "hey, hey, hi, hi, dummy, hey, idiot." a lot of idiot, moron. >> jimmy: you sound like her. >> i don't do a very good one, but it's "hey, hey, hi, it's

diane, hi, hi, hi, what, what do you want?" "the dumbest person i know." >> jimmy: she says that to you? >> she says that to me, a term of affection. >> jimmy: you should find out. >> exactly. >> jimmy: i also heard you and carrie fish wear friends. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is another legend of acting. >> yeah, and writing too. >> jimmy: also a funny person. >> she was a wonderful writer. i am obsessed with the movie she made," postcards from the edge" with the late great mike nichols. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is that a movie you watch a lot? >> i like the sad 80-person clap, it's sweet. >> jimmy: the kids from ohio are just pretending like they know what that is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> come on! >> jimmy: the kids from ohio don't know what postcards are. [ laughter ] never mind the movie. >> "postcards from the edge" is a great, great, great movie. i'm the kind of person, if you

watch it with me, you're going to want to kill me. >> jimmy: you know all the words. >> i know all the words, it's really irritating. i was at a party with her early on in my career. i was invited, not with a significant other, but had to go by myself. there's nothing worse than going to a party by yourself, but showing up, this huge hollywood -- did you like the noise? >> jimmy: you're very talented, yes, yes. [ laughter ] >> a huge executive's house and i had to walk in this cavernous hallway by myself, it was awful. carrie fisher also came alone. she had glitter in her hair and a pocket of sp she sprayed everybody, it was great. we really hit it off. i tried not to let on i was a superfan. i don't think that went well. at the end of the night we were both driving home. she was in front of me. in her car. i was in my car. we were at the corner of cold water canyon and beverly glen. she rolled down the window saying hey, do you want to come to a party? i was like, yes, i do! yes, i really do. i was like, yeah, yeah!

she said, write this down. i was fumbling. i had lip liner in my car and an old mcdonald's cup. i was writing the e-mail down and i promptly went to buy a computer the next day. because i didn't have a computer of my own. the e-mail address that i created then is my e-mail address to this day. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's a terrible email address. >> jimmy: you haven't switched it? >> i haven't. >> jimmy: aol? >> it's not an aol address. it's the email of a very, very simple child. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: interesting. >> yeah. it was a party -- it was a -- it was called -- she asked me if i wanted to come to gorby dolls makeout party. >> jimmy: what? >> a gorby dolls makeout -- >> jimmy: a writer, he would bring -- >> they don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a person, a human man. >> a human man. >> jimmy: he was a writer, he'd have these interesting parties. >> yes. >> jimmy: a makeout party? >> it was her idea to call it the makeout party. shirley mcclain. queen latifah.

all of these people were there. i was obviously panicked. because neurotic. >> jimmy: did people make out? >> i did not see anyone make out but there was a hat with names in it and you were supposed to make out with whomever you pulled out of the hat. >> jimmy: really, wow. >> matthew perry pulled my name out of the hat and promptly left the room. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, how do you know he pulled it out? >> because i saw him. he was like, oh, well, i got you. i was like, uh, let's kiss. he was like, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> no, we knew each other a little bit through one of my very best friends. >> jimmy: was it august award? >> yeah but we ended up playing romantic partners years later on a show "studio 60." then i got my kiss. >> jimmy: you did. [ cheers and applause ] >> i got several kisses. and boy did he regret not taking me up on that. at the gorby dolls makeout party. >> jimmy: i think matthew might not remember some of those years. >> he might not. he probably thinks we did make out at the party. >> jimmy: just go with that. >> i shouldn't disabuse him of that. >> jimmy: sarah paulson is with

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this patient admitted herself to the hospital and she is free to leave whenever she chooses. do you believe the doctor's treatments have helped you? >> i believe he is the only person that can help me. >> as head nurse i am allowing both of them to go. >> jimmy: that is sarah paulson in "ratched" which is on netflix now. [ cheers and applause ] sarah, correct me if i am wrong. but this is when you get a role like this, nurse ratched from "one flew over the cuckoo's nest." that's got to be just all you could possibly ever want, right? >> i didn't really want to do it but ryan wasn't interested in me

doing it at first, i think he was going to offer it to some very fancy academy award-winning lady. and i kind of went in and took it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, shouldn't you have first right, first bids? >> like, ryan, we've done a lot of things, can't i get this part? he did give to it me. >> jimmy: he did the right thing. >> he let me have it. >> jimmy: is it appropriate, and i am not an actor. i don't know. would you go and watch the movie again? would you look at it? before you play this part? >> at first i wasn't going to because it is going to get in my head. an academy award winning performance. by the very brilliant louise fletcher. i think it is on the list of top 100 villains, she is number five. >> jimmy: oh, yes, one of the greats. >> i'm like, this is a mistake that i'm attempting to do this, who am i kidding? i really thought it would be the largest way to honor her performance is if i watched it and tried to steal as much of her performance as i could and pass it off as my own creation.

any actor will tell you that is what they do. >> jimmy: that is how you do it, right? >> how you do it. >> jimmy: why not? >> why not? >> jimmy: people don't want it to be that different. >> because it is an origin story, i wanted to have her posture. i wanted to have certain things that might be in viewers' minds about the way that she portrayed her. >> jimmy: you do have good posture. >> i really am pretending to have great posture. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you find out when you pretend to have good posture that you wind up having good posture? >> yes, that's what pretending is. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: beyond the movie -- >> no the minute it's over -- >> jimmy: you're right back -- >> yeah, yeah. i have a problem -- the posture thing -- me and my chiropractor have an appointment scheduled when this is over. maybe never. >> jimmy: last time you were with us, you were working on the monica -- >> i am still working on that. >> jimmy: monica lewinsky and linda tripp. >> we're still shooting it. even though it's coming on soon,

september 7th, i think. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> yeah. so, that's crazy. >> jimmy: beanie felts plays monica lewinsky. >> yeah. >> jimmy: for those that do not remember the story. [ laughter ] >> the people in ohio? >> jimmy: we used to have a president named bill clinton, and something very dirty happened. [ laughter ] now they're making a show about it. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's going to be excited about that. >> so happy. >> jimmy: do you think he'll watch this? >> i -- i don't know. >> jimmy: no way, right? >> i don't know. i'm thinking maybe no. >> jimmy: they're going to pretend this one never happened. >> maybe, yeah. >> jimmy: you are playing this part. they were close and linda tripp started to record all of monica's phone calls. jimmy, this is a long conversation. i don't think of her as a busybody, i think of her as trying very hard -- we'll talk about it later. >> jimmy: okay. >> but yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you and beanie are

shooting this in washington, right? >> we went to washington to shoot, yeah. >> jimmy: and for some reason, and i still do not understand what is happening in this video. beanie shoots a video of you, and you are walking through the park. you happen upon some ducks. >> who happens upon ducks? walking in the middle of washington, d.c., i didn't know that was a thing. just sitting there, the duck. i decided i needed to talk to it. >> jimmy: talk to the duck. >> i had been working with the movement coach playing linda, because she had a specific walk, a way of carrying herself. i decided i wanted to be like the duck. so i started to walk like the duck and try to talk to the duck about our marriage. >> jimmy: and your friend and co-worker decided to pull out her phone. >> and put it on the internet. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> i want to have a talk about our marriage! bertram, can't we talk about what happened? we have to talk about it. you can't let it just go. i know it.

don't run away from me, we have so much -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: i would think that you lost your marbles if i did not have any context. >> i know. to me it made all of the sense in the world to try to communicate with a duck. probably means i have been inside my house too long. >> jimmy: you have. it's time to make friends again. >> yeah, i just wanted to embody the duck physically, and i tried to do a little walk. i named him bertrand. [ laughter ] they're like, wow. >> jimmy: you named the duck? >> i'm saying "bertrand, i want to talk about our marriage." [ laughter ] he didn't want to talk about it. >> jimmy: it is very good to see you and i am glad you are out. you need to socialize and acclimate with society again. do you have any rooms? maybe you could let some of the students stay at the house? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sarah paulson, everybody. "ratched" is on netflix now. we'll be right back with frank grillo!

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please welcome frank grillo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how is it going? >> an audience. >> jimmy: there are people. it's nice. >> that's amazing, wow. how are you? god, you are so good looking. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please. i think you are looking at your own reflection. how are you doing? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: how was father's day? >> father's day is good. i'm a single father. [ laughter ] aww! and it was the best father's day i ever had. >> jimmy: great. that's good. >> we can do whatever we want, eat whatever we want and say whatever we want. >> jimmy: you have three boys. >> right, three boys. >> jimmy: right, that explains the saying whatever you want. >> whatever we want. >> jimmy: what is your policy on cursing? >> we love it. [ laughter ] i like it.

i encourage it. i think cursing for young boys is very healthy. >> jimmy: did you tell them you have 60 seconds say whatever you want? that kind of thing? >> no, my thing is you can say whatever you want. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: any time? >> here is the deal. when you are getting divorced or -- i want my kids to want to stay at my house. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> so what i do is tell them they can do whatever they want. [ laughter ] you can eat whatever you want. you want a beer, you're 12? i don't care. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why do i imagine the clip being shown in the custody hearing? [ laughter ] he was kidding, everybody, right? >> right. it was a joke! >> jimmy: it was a joke. how old are the kids? >> one is 13, one is 17 and one is 24. >> jimmy: oh, all right. you've got a couple men there and an almost man. >> they have more hair on their body than i do. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. well, i guess -- yeah.

i mean, yes. you want -- i don't know. maybe -- i don't know. [ laughter ] do you ever box with them? >> they, do all of them box. my big guy boxes with me since he is 11 years old. he fights. >> jimmy: do you take it easy on your son? >> no. don't take it easy on any of them. >> jimmy: i have two sons. my son kevin, once we went to a paintball thing, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was on one team, he was on another team with his friend. or mostly his friends and me and one other dad. i see him across the way. i got the sights. i see his head. i had a moment like, am i go to shoot my son in the head? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: and the next second, one whizzed by my ear, he shot me in the head. >> yes, that's why. [ laughter and applause ] >> they don't care. my little guy is a gamer. last night, you know they were with me for the weekend. it is 4:00 in the morning. i hear voices in the house. i think somebody's broken in.

i walk into his room. hey what are you doing? it is 4:00 in the morning. he goes, oh, is it? give me 10 minutes. [ laughter ] i'm like, no, i'll beat you to death! go to bed! >> jimmy: give me ten minutes. you have to get to the next level. you know that. got to get to the level. you can't just leave before the level. do you watch these celebrity boxing, youtube stars who have been fighting? >> i do. i do. >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah. i've been offered to fight some of them. >> jimmy: you have? >> but i'm old. >> jimmy: yeah, but all the guys are old. mayweather's old. >> he's mayweather. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> i mean -- no, look, look. thank god that these guys have a way to make a living. these kids have kind of carved out a niche for themselves. >> jimmy: mayweather must have $100 million. >> isn't it sad to watch floyd mayweather, the big legacy -- >> jimmy: i hate it, it's

garbage. >> it's upsetting. >> jimmy: really, it soils the sport. >> it does. like you, i am a boxing purist. i love boxing. i watch boxing all day long. >> jimmy: who is your favorite? >> ever? ali. >> jimmy: he is the best. [ applause ] not just the best boxer. the best athlete ever. >> i met him. >> jimmy: where did you meet him? >> i met him at my friend's premiere for "miracle." my friend, devin o'connor, directed "miracle." someone came over to me and said document to meet the champ? oh my goodness. do you remember the beatles, the girls would scream and cry and go into convulsions? >> jimmy: that's what happened with them when i walked out here. [ laughter ] >> you would go how stupid does that look, these stupid girls. cut to the there is ali. i literally went, eh! ehhh! ehhh! and i started to cry. i swear to god, i started to cry. he was holding one of my --

shaking my hand and put his other hand and pulled me close to him and he's like, "yes, little man, little italian man, i understand what you're feeling." and he kind of let me go, like a butterfly. [ laughter ] it was the most profound thing. i could not speak. >> jimmy: it probably happened to him like six times a day, right? >> i know, right? >> jimmy: people were just overwhelmed meeting him. >> in my generation he represented something that transcended boxing. >> jimmy: if people -- i know people think about boxing, but forget about the boxing, just watching him speak. i was watching a few weeks ago, a clip of him on a talk show. he is just like one of the most brilliant people ever. americans everybody. >> ever. and probably -- we were just talking about this backstage. i love to say backstage. [ laughter ] but probably aside from christ, maybe one of the most famous people, human beings. >> jimmy: you are right. of course. >> before the internet. there was no internet.

when he was around. >> jimmy: right. >> you could go to any part of the globe and people would know who ali is. >> jimmy: worldwide, him, oprah and jesus. and that's it. [ laughter ] >> maybe bob marley. >> jimmy: you are probably right. you are in this movie "the hitman's wife's bodyguard." >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is a sequel to the hitman's bodyguard." >> i did not see it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't see the first one? really? >> i swear to god. >> jimmy: you didn't know what was going on? >> no idea. i had no idea. i knew what was going on in my movie. didn't know what's going on in their movie. >> jimmy: your movie is number one in the country. >> it is? >> jimmy: yes, it is. [ cheers and applause ] you had a premiere, you had all that stuff. >> we had a real premiere in new york with people. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> it was kind of fun. >> jimmy: it's great to get back to these things, right? >> i got to tell you, i am more enamored by this, and even you, you know i'm a huge jimmy kimmel

fan. but this to me is really impressive. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is fun, right. you know what is another fun thing, one of my favorite things when you have got an actor, a famous person on a talk show, is their career.p from early in - i happen to have a clip from "silk stalkings," your first television appearance. >> certainly my first television experience as a stripper. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, let's take a look. >> look at my hair! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i married that woman for four days.

>> jimmy: hello, mr. ali, my name is frank grillo. perhaps you saw me on "silk stalkings"? [ laughter ] >> the guy that was the lead on that show, i remember talking to him, he was like, yeah, i've been on the show three years, i'm trying to get off it. i'm like, get off it? i'm just trying to be on it. like, i couldn't imagine an actor wanting to get off something. anyway. >> jimmy: it is great to see you. frank grillo. "the hitman's wife's bodyguard" is in movie theaters. [ cheers and applause ] we will be back with lucy dacus. in your hands or feet? t introducing nervive nerve relief from the world's number 1 selling nerve care company. as we age, natural changes to our nerves occur which can lead to occasional discomfort. nervive contains b complex vitamins that nourish nerves, build nerve insulation and enhance nerve communication. and, alpha-lipoic acid, which relieves occasional nerve aches, weakness and discomfort. live your life with less nerve discomfort

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>> jimmy: i want to thank sarah paulson, frank grillo and lucy dacus. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, quentin tarantino and iliza shlesinger with music from lukas nelson and promise of the real. i also want to thank our audience for being here. [ cheers and applause ] after party's at dave and busters across the street and don't forget your eggs and socks. thank you for watching, goodnight.

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