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ba fals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- jason momoa and boston celtic jaylen brown. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! [ cheers and applause ] hello, everyone! all right. thank you. clap, woman, clap! thank you. it's basketball night in america. i'm your host, anthony anderson.
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[ cheers and applause ] and i just want to clear a little something up because there seems to be a misunderstanding. i'm not jimmy kimmel's guest host. okay? jimmy kimmel is my guest host. he fills in for me 358 days a year. [ laughter ] this is exciting. game two of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns! [ cheers and applause ] there's a lot at stake in the finals. for instance, whoever wins will become the first nba team in four years to not decline an invite to the white house. [ cheers and applause ] u.s. presidents have a complicated history with basketball. and that's because the only president to ever look cool holding one was barack obama. look at my dude. he's got form.
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he's got hops. he can even play while taking a business call on a flip phone. other presidents just did not look natural holding the rock at all. here's ronald reagan pretending he's seen a basketball before. [ laughter ] patrick ewing's going "ronny, just hold the ball and take the damn picture, man." [ laughter ] here's george h.w. bush threatening to shut down the youth center. side note. after this photo was taken he actually shut down the youth center. [ laughter ] and here's his son. he probably thinks it's a cantaloupe. and the worst of all -- this dude. what is he doing? he looks like pennywise trying to lure a kid into the sewer. side note -- soon after this photo was taken, he did lure a kid and the country into the sewer. [ cheers and applause ]
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the nba dates back a very long time. guillermo, do you know when the nba was started? >> guillermo: i think a long time ago. [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah. 1946, to be exact. >> guillermo: wow. that's a long time. >> anthony: it really was. back then, they didn't have a shot clock, a three-point line or black people. [ laughter ] that's true! there were 11 teams and more than 150 players and not a single one of them was black. this is an actual team photo of the first ever nba champions. the philadelphia warriors. look at them, in their little gold tracksuits. great idea, let's put the palest people on the planet in the blackest outfits possible. [ laughter ] they look like the white version of earth, wind & fire. [ laughter ] we have some cool stuff for you tonight. "aquaman" himself, jason momoa, is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] he's here to promote the zack
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snyder cut of the nba finals, which will feature three extra games. [ laughter ] and jaylen brown of the boston celtics is putting his reputation on the three-point line tonight. yes. if he sinks a single shot, a donation of $25,000 will be given to a charity of his choice. [ cheers and applause ] that's the good news. the bad news is the basket he has to make it on is none other than -- >> the hell hoop! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! >> anthony: this is the most distracting basketball hoop on earth, designed by the devil himself. that's right. moments from now, it's jaylen versus satan. during the finals, you see a ton of tv commercials with the players. a lot of nba stars have their own sneakers or "space jam" sequels.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. in just a little bit, the celtics' jaylen brown will face off against the hell hoop in the name of charity. i'll also be back with another primetime special for game three of the finals on sunday. my guest will be johnny knoxville. and he pulled a terrible prank on you. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, it was terrible. [ laughter ] >> anthony: a man of few words. we'll see that on sunday. make sure to watch "jimmy kimmel live" tonight at its regular time. hosted by the great wanda sykes. now, you now our guest tonight as both aquaman and the dothraki warlord khal drogo. [ applause ] next, he plays the most menacing
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of them all -- a family man on a rampage -- in his newest movie "sweet girl." it premieres august 20th on netflix. say hello to my friend jason momoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, big daddy. >> anthony: jason, i'm a bit confused. where are you and why aren't you here? i'm double vaccinated. >> i am in canada. i'm in toronto. i'm just finishing my tv show. i've been up here for about a year. >> anthony: oh, wow. so we're bringing back "see"? >> we're bringing back "see." yep. >> anthony: all right. all right. i will say this not only because i'm interviewing you right now. one of my favorite television shows on tv right now. "see." i love it, man. i just want to tell you that. i enjoyed watching that entire series.
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so i'm glad it's coming back. >> me and dave bautista in this next season. it's going to be really fun. >> anthony: i'm curious about something because you're about to go off and shoot "aquaman 2." what do you do to look the way that you look? how are you working your dorsal muscle? i'm just trying to figure that out. >> i'm trying to, buddy. i do so much fighting, i haven't been doing a lot of -- i've been trying to finish the show. so i haven't had a chance to work out as much as i should. and you know, i'm flying out pretty soon. i'll pull it together. >> anthony: all right. i ask because i just recently joined this fitness challenge myself, the big willie challenge. and i've been working and i hear you don't -- thank you, brother. i hear you don't even go to the gym. >> no, i don't.
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i'm not a fan of -- i like doing rock climbing and surfing and there's no surf up here. so i just -- i do when the time's right but it's just. -- i've been fighting so much and working hard. i'll get it together. i promise. big daddy's turning into little daddy. >> anthony: i'm working on a six-pack. right now i've got a two-liter. any secrets op how to turn a two-liter into a six-pack? >> drink more water. >> anthony: okay. that just makes me pee more. it's been recently announced you're getting your star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. congratulations. i got mine last year during the
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pandemic. only 11 people were allowed to come. nine of them were my family members and just two press people. as you can see, they didn't do their job because it didn't even make the press. [ laughter ] and it's all about location, location, location. do you have any idea where they're putting your star or where you would want it? >> i don't. i mean, i'd love to be next to slash maybe. that would be pretty rad. marlon brando. i don't think that's going to happen. so i'm just happy to be the first hawaiian i think in history, the first kanaka maoli. [ applause ] >> anthony: oh, congratulations. >> yeah. >> anthony: you bring up you're hawaiian. you're not originally from los angeles. what do you remember about first coming to l.a.? >> i got some pretty crazy stories first coming to l.a. a bunch of them i can't talk about, big daddy. but this one i can. we were in a restaurant -- i went to my first nice restaurant, and i saw liam neeson and i kind of -- i fan-girled out. i'd never met anyone famous yet. and i watched "rob roy" when i was growing up. and i was really excited and i just kind of stared at him, and
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i would just smile. and i creeped him out. and he literally got up and he left and went a couple tables over. [ laughter ] and the other time i was on melrose, i was checking out melrose and walking up and down the street. and sure enough i look in a window, me and my buddy and we see al pacino and i just stopped dead in my tracks and i just spent the last half hour just walking back and front of the window to the point where he's looking at us and al pacino just flips us off. [ laughter ] we didn't have cameras back then. we didn't have anything to go in and ask, an autograph or -- i felt really silly. but i get starstruck really easy. >> anthony: well, look, we'd love to hear more stories. when we come back we have an exclusive first look at the trailer from jason's new movie "sweet girl." we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. gizmos a-plenty. ♪ ♪ i've got who-zits and what-zits galore. ♪ ♪ but who cares? ♪
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us. >> we need to go. >> as long as we're together, we're still a family. >> aaah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right. welcome back. i'm anthony anderson, and that was jason momoa in an exclusive clip from his new movie "sweet girl." which premieres on netflix august 20th. jason, please tell us about the movie. >> it's just a project that is very dear to me because my friend, my best friend directed it. we produced it. shawn pittsburgh. and it's all about family and heart and if someone's done wrong to your family and deals with the pharmaceutical companies and i never played too many contemporary characters. i have a father of two. so it was just a beautiful role where i got to really push myself and my acting chops and some heartbreak. i'm excited for the world to see it. >> anthony: looking forward to that. august 20th on netflix, everyone. "sweet girl." [ applause ] now, jason, as we discussed,
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people find you quite attractive. [ cheers ] so we came up with a challenge suited to your unique set of skills. these are objects used to do boring everyday activities. and we want to see if you can use your sheer animal magnetism >> i'm r, >> anthony: okay. >> i know the studio didn't want me to take my clothes off, but i'm going to take my clothes off. >> anthony: oh, well, hold on. wait a minute. wait a minute. you aren't the only one. hold on. >> ready for the first one? >> anthony: wait a minute. all right. the first activity is sanitizing your hands. sanitize your hands while i get naked. >> all right. >> anthony: make it hot. >> all right. i've got the purell right here. i like to squirt it all over my chest. sometimes i rub it all over my face. is because it kills 99.9% of things. >> anthony: yeah, i've never felt so sanitized. all right. i'll let the audience pick. audience, was that sexy? [ cheers and applause ] that's a resounding yes. all right. the next activity, you opening a can of tuna. make that sexy.
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♪ >> well, most children would use this. but i'm aquaman. look at that. >> anthony: oh, yeah. that's sexy. uh-huh. rub that tuna juice all over you. >> look at that. that tuna look good. >> anthony: yeah. >> tuna monster. >> anthony: audience, what do you all think about that one? [ cheers and applause ] jason, you're lucky i ain't got no tuna juice over here. final activity, jason.
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ironing a shirt. >> ironing a shirt. >> anthony: yeah. >> when i iron shirts what i like to do first i like to get a little baby oil and rub that all over me first. >> anthony: well, i ain't got no baby oil. i've just got purell. >> like to lay down the shirt. and this is about the long stroke. okay? it ain't about that short [ bleep ]. >> anthony: long stroke. that's it. >> what we want to use right here, this is that starch. >> anthony: oh, that's what keeps it hard. you spray that starch on it, jason. that's what keeps it hard. >> going to push that little tip right there. then you start stroking. okay? that long stroke. and you can bring -- you can go quicker but then you've got to flip it a little bit because you're going to burn it. got too much friction. rub it down.smack >> make it look sexy. >> anthony: slow your roll. audience, did jason make ironing
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his shirt sexy? [ cheers and applause ] well, jason, congratulations. and thank you for gracing america with your nipples. >> you're welcome, america. >> anthony: "sweet girl" premieres august 20th on netflix. thank you, jason. when we come back, jaylen brown faces off with the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nissan. ♪ ♪ return to rugged. the all-new ruggedly redesigned 2022 nissan pathfinder.
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gotta go again. angel soft. an ideal balance of softness and strength. and more sheets. >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. aka big daddy. we're outside in back of our theater with nba all-star jaylen brown. thanks so much for joining us, jaylen.
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how are you feeling? >> i'm feeling good. how are you feel? >> anthony: i'm feeling great, man. i'm feeling great. now, your mission here is simple. you need to make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it -- dicky, tell us what he's going to get! >> dicky: if jaylen makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of jaylen's choice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: all right, jaylen, what charity have you chosen? >> the juice foundation. >> anthony: the juice foundation. talk to us about that. >> juice is energy taking care of disadvantaged kids in the community, building education programs. >> anthony: worthy cause. $25,000 is on the line here. are you confident you can do this? >> it's the offseason. but we're going to see. >> anthony: i forgot to mention that this is no ordinary three-point shot. this is -- >> hell hoop! ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! levels of hell designed to
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distract and annoy you. there's the grim rim, which rotates 360 degrees. >> what? >> anthony: uh-huh. the deadly defenders, who will rise up to reject you. you've played against bigger defenders than that, right, jaylen? >> for sure. >> anthony: okay. and last but not least, the horrifying hades blasters. all right. you'll have three chances to make the shot. and here to officially start off the game is el diablo himself! let's play hell hoop! [ applausellad >> oh, my god. i got this. >> anthony: anytime you're ready, jaylen. anytime you're ready! oh! anytime you're ready! almost! give him another ball, el diablo. shoot it now!
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shoot it now! oh! [ cheers and applause ] we've got to replay. run that back! congratulations. that's $25,000 to the juice foundation. and jaylen, you're not going home empty-handed either. you get to go home with this creepy doll. that is all the time we have. i'd like to thank jaylen brown, jason momoa, and dikembe mutombo. watch wanda sykes host "jimmy kimmel live" later tonight. now settle in for game two of the nba finals. good night! mama, i'll see you later! ♪
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