"jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night" with guest host anthony anderson. tonight -- johnny knoxville and mark cuban. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. ♪ >> anthony: you know who you are. you know who you are. you know who you are. hello. thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special. i'm your guest host, anthony

anderson. more applause, please. [ cheers and applause ] we are coming to you in prime time for game three of the nba finals between the milwaukee bucks and the phoenix suns. it's game three, but giannis is still shooting his free throws from game two. giannis, of course, has been playing through a knee injury, and the other night he hurt his back because he had to carry his entire team. kind of rough. the suns took the first two games. i think i know what the problem is for the bucks. it's their head coach. he dresses like an assistant manager at rei. and this dude's pep talks are so not so peppy. >> play fast, play random, play together. do it together. >> play fast, play random. do it together.

that's also what my mama said when she gave me the sex talk. [ applause ] thank you, mama. my man, chris paul, has been on fire in game two. give it up for cp3. [ cheers and applause ] 23 points, 8 assists, and shot 7 state farm commercials. there are a lot of people who have been talking about devin booker's lame-ass water bottle. there it is. look at that. he's like that guy who writes his name on his lunch at work. devin, dude, come on, man. you make $29 million a year. get yourself a hydroflask. i may be watching the games a little too closely, but i think i'm on to something. you know, has anyone ever noticed how much nba commissioner adam silver looks exactly like the food critic in "ratatouille." [ applause ] is it just me?

is it just me? by the way, as the star of abc's "black-ish," i'd like to tell you that the pixar classic "ratatouille" is currently available to stream on disney+. that's a little something we call -- ♪ corporate synergy ♪ we have a good show for you tonight. the mvp of the icu, johnny knoxville is here. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, i heard he did something to you involving some spiders. >> yeah. it was terrible. the worst thing i ever done. i don't want to do it again. >> anthony: all right. i guess i don't have to ask you how that went, then, do i? >> no. >> anthony: all right. we'll see that in a few minutes. you know, many players over the years have gotten involved in the food industry. lebron co-owns a pizza chain. michael jordan has a steakhouse. and charles barkley once ate 30

plates of ribs at michael jordan's steakhouse. and now tacko fall is cashing in on his name in a very big way. >> think you've got an appetite? prepare to have your hunger smacked down by the newest name in fast food, boston celtics star tacko fall. >> i have a secret. i love to cook. >> introducing tacko's tacos, where the only thing bigger than tacko are the tacos. >> order up. >> our meals feed a 7-foot nba center or a hungry family of six. >> it's like a baby blanket full of beef. >> try the original tacko's taco stuffed by the big man himself with meat, cheese, tomatoes, and four full heads of lettuce, all for just $87.99.

are you somehow still hungry? al orders include a taco-sized 22 shoebox full of chips and a paint bucket of guac. so fill your belly and your flatbed at tacko's tacos. >> always lift tacos with your knees, not your back. >> anthony: all right. we need to take a breather. but tonight, mark cuban will battle the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back with johnny knoxville.

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hall, who will be visited by the great lebron james on tuesday. our guest tonight is an actor, writer, and producer who views the fine art of movie-making as something you survive, like a bar fight or a nuclear war. the fourth and newest installment in the "jackass" cinematic universe opens in theaters october 22nd. please welcome the resilient johnny knoxville. [ applause ] >> anthony: it's a pleasure to finally meet you, johnny. >> it's a pleasure to meet you. >> anthony: we've never met, and i find it crazy because you are a wild and crazy man. i am a wild and crazy man. and i'm a little offended that i've never been in any of your movies, any of your "jackass" movies because my mama calls me

a jackass all the time. how did that happen, johnny, or how did that not happen? >> i wish i would have known. i would have loved to have you in "jackass 4." if there's a "jackass 5," we would love to have you in it. >> anthony: from what i've read, i think this is your last one. >> you've been talking to my neurologist? >> anthony: a little bit of everybody. now, i understand that when we wrote your introduction for our show tonight, your movie didn't have a title. does it have a title now? >> oh, it does. thank you for asking, anthony. >> anthony: oh, okay. please. >> that would be "jackass forever." [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: "jackass forever"? >> forever. >> anthony: audience, do you approve of that? [ cheers and applause ] now, johnny, i understand you're still working on "jackass forever." that comes out in october. >> october 22nd. >> anthony: okay. because you're still working on

it, you don't have any clips for us to show. >> we have some photos. >> anthony: yes, i have them right here. >> yes. >> anthony: so we have photos for you to show. this is how they used to show film clips back in the day, all right? they would just show a picture and the writer, director, star would just tell you what's going on. so here we have dad dark shark versus a guy with a spider in a tube between there. >> ehren mcghehey and dark shark. >> anthony: which one is the dark shark? >> the gentleman on the right. >> anthony: okay. all right. >> and they have to blow a tarantula into the other guy's helmet, and the tarantula bites the loser in a very sensitive area. so they don't want to lose. >> anthony: ooh. >> dark shark, he fears no man. he has been shot nine times. he fears no man. but if you put a spider, a dog, a bird in front of him, he is going to lose his mind. >> anthony: a bird? >> heights he's terrified of. >> anthony: where is dark shark

from? >> he's from los angeles. >> anthony: he's from los angeles? >> south central. >> anthony: all right. let's see here. second picture. boom, what do we have here? >> well, scientifically speaking, that's us trying to light a fart underwater. >> anthony: scientifically speaking? so you're trying to set a record? >> yes. that's a new cast member in there trying to set that record for us. i don't want to give it away if he set the record or not, but i can't wait for you to see the movie. >> anthony: all right. >> we've been trying to do that for 15 years by the way. 15 years we've been trying to do that. >> anthony: fart underwater or light a fart underwater? >> light a fart underwater. >> anthony: all right. is he any relation to dark shark? >> no, no. but dark shark's son, jasper, is part of the new crew. >> anthony: okay. what is going on here, mr. knoxville? >> well, that would be me. you know the ancient myth of icarus, the boy who flew too close to the sun? >> anthony: yeah.

>> well, we reenacted that with a cannon. >> anthony: is that you? >> yeah, that's me up there in the air, about five stories off the ground. [ applause ] >>ny: can u lls w this ended, or we have t >> i couldn't sit down for two weeks. >> anthony: really? >> yes, yes. my arse absorbed all the impact, yes. >> anthony: your arse? all right. let's see here. we have one more. please tell us what's going on with this bull. >> well, i had already heard that bulls love magic. so i wanted to do a magic trick for the bull. >> anthony: mm-hmm. >> it turns out this bull absolutely hated magic. >> anthony: we can tell. we can tell. >> i -- i spent a weekend in the hospital after this with a broken wrist, broken rib, and concussion. but the footage turned out great, so it was a win/win. [ applause ]

>> anthony: more of johnny knoxville when we come back, guys. >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back. welcome back. i'm here with johnny knoxville. now, before you get into what you were going to say, during commercial break, i asked johnny what was the worst injury he's ever had, and he told me something that was fascinating. would you like to share that with the audience? >> well, you may know that i broke my jim dog once. >> anthony: his jim dog is his [ bleep ]. how do you break a [ bleep ], johnny? >> i was trying to bank off a motorcycle, and i let go of it on the ramp. i fall on my back, and it turns into a missile and breaks its handlebars off in my crotch. >> anthony: how does one recover from a broke johnny rocket? >> surgery and very slowly.

had to catheter for 3 1/2 years after that twice a day. >> anthony: so i take it you are retiring? >> no. i had two kids after that. [ laughter ] >> anthony: i meant from the movie. >> oh, right. >> anthony: from being a jackass. >> well, we are looking for new talent. >> anthony: okay. who would you like to replace you? >> we are looking for fresh young talent. we actually found someone. >> anthony: have we? >> yeah, yeah. we have some footage. >> anthony: okay. let's show the footage. >> guillermo. >> johnny, how are you? >> i'm happy to see you, buddy. >> every time i think of you as bad news brown, man. >> come on, it's me. no, nothing's going to happen. we are looking for some young new "jackass" talent. do you have good health insurance? >> i do have good health insurance. >> that's good. which bones are you okay breaking? pinky, toe?

>> i don't want to break my penis. i love my penis. >> yeah, that could be a problem. what would be the craziest thing you've ever done? >> the craziest thing i've ever done, but it was an accident. i hooked up with this girl. so we went to her place, and she bring a big snake, you know, and she goes, we're going to have a lot of fun. i go, oh, [ bleep ]. >> all right. so no snakes. how about tequila or tarantula? >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> in these boxes, there's three tequilas, and then the other boxes are filled with tarantulas and they're kind of venomous. why don't we call in my friend carl, the spider expert, to tell us what you've got yourself into. >> we've got some costa rican tarantulas. >> those are some thick gloves you're wearing. >> we always want to play it safe. >> what happens if they bite you? >> the bad part are the two fangs that are the size of

number 2 pencils. if they bite you, they kind of jab you again and again and again and again and again. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> and again. >> are you ready to start the game? >> do i just go once and that's it? no.yofi all t >> you want to be a jackass, right? >> to be honest, no. >> okay. how many fingers am i holding up? >> one. >> perfect. >> this is the one you want to go for? >> yeah. >> okay. you got to reach to the bottom. >> ay-ay-ay. >> quiet on the set. >> it's got to go all the way in. feel around for the tequila. it's not in the middle. what was that? >> i think it was a tarantula. >> i think this one has tequila written all over it. >> are you sure?

>> i don't trust you, johnny. >> check all the corners. are you getting thirsty? >> ah! i think you're enjoying this game. >> i think everyone is enjoying this game. >> except me. >> feel around. i wouldn't steer you wrong. no. sorry, sorry. i'm on your side. >> i don't believe you. >> yeah! it's tequila? >> you think i'm going to put something else in there? >> knowing you, yes. >> guillermo, do be careful because the venom is pretty wicked. >> ay-ay-ay. ay-ay-ay. >> how is that? >> i see that tequila in the back. >> are you sure that wasn't tequila? >> ay-ay-ay. >> keep looking. >> it's tequila! way to go, guillermo. >> i thought we were done. >> no.

there's one more shot of tequila. >> all right. ah! >> what was that? >> i think it was a tarantula. >> i think you've had too much tequila. oh, boy! f trd [ emr cks." >> thank you, johnny. i did it. >> yes. >> i always thought you were bad news but -- >> no, i'm good news. what's that on your shoulder? >> [ bleep ] [ cheers and applause ] >> "jackass forever" opens in theaters october 22nd. johnny knoxville, thank you for being with us tonight. when we come back, mark cuban battles the hell hoop. ♪ >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by nissan.

>> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. now, we're outside in back of our theater with dallas mavericks owner and "shark tank" barracuda mark cuban. thanks for being here. >> thanks for having me. >> anthony: all right. are you up for a challenge? >> yes, sir. >> anthony: okay. all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. >> perfect. >> anthony: which is where you're standing right now. but if you make it, dicky, tell us what he wins. >> dicky: if mark makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to

the charity of mark's choice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: okay, mark. so what charity have you chosen? >> it's called the family place. it's for victims of family violence in dallas. >> anthony: oh, wow. a very worthy cause. as the mavs' owner, do you ever get a chance to go down to american airlines arena and practice your free throws? >> yeah, all the time. >> anthony: really? >> before games i like to get out there. >> anthony: so this should be easy, then. >> i hope so. >> anthony: good luck. did i forget to mention this is no ordinary three-point shot? >> okay. >> anthony: all right? this is -- . >> anthony: okay. we have introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you. there is the grim rim, which rotates 360 degrees.

then we have the deathly defenders, who will rise up to reject you. >> oh, my goodness. >> anthony: and the horrifying hades blasters. and uni-psycho, a psychotic clown on a unicycle. you have three chances to make the shot, mark. and here to officially start the game off is el diablo himself. ready, mark? >> i'm ready, guillermo. >> anthony: all right. not yet, mark. not yet. now you can go! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: oh, give him the ball. shoot, mark, shoot! shoot, mark, shoot! the sun's going down, mark. you did it!

you did it! let's have a look at this replay. ♪ congratulations, mark. that's $25,000 to the family place. and, mark, you also get a prize too. this creepy little doll. all right. that is all the time we have. i'd like to thank mark cuban, johnny knoxville, and tacko fall. good night. i love you, mama! ♪

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