>> for all of us, we appreciate your time. right now >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host -- arsenio hall! tonight -- megan fox. jay pharoah. and music from amorphous featuring kelly rowland. and now -- arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: yeah! thank you! [ audience "woofs" ] yeah! that's beautiful music to my ears. have a seat. thank you. you're too young to know anything about whoo, whoo, whoo. >> guillermo: yeah, too young.

[ laughter ] >> arsenio: good to see my old buddy. i've known this guy for a long time. i met you when we were both broke. yeah. and now he's a rich famous musician on television. [ cheers and applause ] yes. cleto. cletones. and i'm broke. [ laughter ] hello to you all. thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause ] yes! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am jimmy. [ laughter ] yes. this is fun. this is not only fun to do but this is fun -- i'm wearing pants. with a zipper. pants with a zipper. [ applause ] yes. this is one of my first times out of the house. i take covid very seriously.

i think the most dangerous place i went to this year was the in-n-out drive-thru. [ laughter ] and i didn't even order nothing. i just drove through. [ laughter ] by the way, i'm looking at myself. the shaven head is all new. eventually you don't choose your haircut. your haircut choose you. [ laughter ] you know? for those of you -- you all look a little young. for those of you who are fans -- i think it's just me and you, bro. [ laughter ] for those of you who are fans of my old show, i brought something that you'll remember. check this out. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] yes. it's my old flat top, baby!

it's back! if i can just stand like this for an hour. [ laughter ] okay, enough of that. get out of here. you all have a good weekend? [ cheers and applause ] anyone fly into space? you know where i'm going. richard branson did. the founder of virgin galactic flew into space and back yesterday. the virgin flight took about an hour, which is the first time any virgin has ever done anything in an hour. [ applause ] don't laugh. when i was a virgin -- okay, i don't know if i can tell this stry. but when i was a virgin, i actually -- i should say climax. i actually reached climax really early. and i was holding a condom trying to tear it open like this.

i literally -- like this. [ laughter ] i swear. speaking of which, hi, robin. [ laughter ] cleveland girl. oh, gosh. back on my old show -- i hate to keep referring to my old show. these young people looking at me, what? who are you? honey, i think that's the owner of the weather channel. [ laughter ] hi, byron. back on my old show i used to do a thing called "things that make you go hmm." oh, some of you are over 40. yes. yes. [ cheers and applause ] that used to be a bit i would do. and it turned into a song. but times have changed.

and things that make you go hmm were thoughts like stand-up thoughts where i would say like when i was little i used to ask my mom, mom, how come black women when they breast-feed you don't get chocolate milk? [ laughter ] and the audience would say, hmm. so times are crazier now and i've got to step it up. so i want to introduce a new version. and we're going to call this instead of "things that make you go hmm." "things that make you go what the [ bleep ]!" [ cheers and applause ] i hope jimmy's not watching. let's practice. these are things that make you go -- what the [ bleep ]? yes. i'm getting ready to lose another job. [ laughter ] yeah. y'all are going to tune in wednesday it's going to be like oh, they fired that brother.

[ laughter ] so i'm looking at the paper this morning, which means the writers woke up early to get me prepared. there's a company that's selling something called wet pants denim. you see this? it's a real thing. it's jeans that make you look like you peed on yourself. i don't know what that's about. saves us a lot of time and urine, though. [ laughter ] i guess. they cost $75. but you know you could pee on your pants for free, right? [ applause ] i mean, i know i'm not buying them. i'm like 65 years old. okay? and real soon i'm going to have those pants on all the time. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's one of those things that

make you say -- what the [ bleep ]? those pants. jimmy's driving here as we speak. [ laughter ] should we do another one? [ cheers ] okay. this might be one of the weirdest headlines i've ever seen. "meth pollution in the waterways turns trout into junkies." that's right. apparently in areas where people smoke meth, it's getting into the water and the fish start to behave like meth heads. yes. they lose their teeth, they move to riverside. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i guess they get their stuff from walter whitefish. [ laughter ] that's one of those pictures that make you say --

>> what the [ bleep ]? >> arsenio: yeah. up next, this is a ridiculous one. it's a new trend on tiktok. and people shove garlic up their nose to clear their sinuses. check this out. >> so my nose is kind of stuffy, so i'm going to try the garlic trick. and now we wait. >> not sure how long you're supposed to leave this in for. >> i'm pretty sure we're suppose to do this for 15 minutes. ♪ >> it hurts. >> also it makes you salivate a lot. >> arsenio: ooh. and that was the cleanest clip we could find of this syndrome. why can't these kids just snort adderall like normal people? [ applause ] come on. regardless. it's one of those things that make you say -- [ audience says "what the [ bleep ]" ] yeah.

i saved the dumbest one for last. this is a new trend. it's a facial fashion thing called the double mustache. guys are going around wearing two mustaches, one in the normal mustache spot and then one above or below it. i'm thinking two mustaches, zero girlfriends. [ laughter ] that's crazy-looking. guillermo, would you rock the double mustache? >> guillermo: no way, jose. >> arsenio: hey, by the way, a friend of mine, anthony anderson, texted me. and i'm going to let you tell me the rest. did you see anthony today? >> guillermo: i saw him this morning, yeah. we were playing golf this morning. well, he was playing golf. i was getting drunk. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: okay. i was going to say he told me the truth of what happened so you better not lie. he said you were pretty s-faced. >> guillermo: i was. >> arsenio: on a scale from 1 to 10 how drunk were you, guillermo?

>> guillermo: 10, 11. very drunk. yeah. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: getting hammered on a workday is something that makes you go -- [ audience says "what the [ bleep ]" ] as you can see my year is off to a great start. i'm doing this while jimmy's on vacation. i hope some of you saw "coming to america" on amazon. [ cheers and applause ] yes. now, as you know, those of you who are clapping -- some of you are looking at me like so this ain't the guy who own the weather channel? as you know, the film is about a royal family, a fictional african nation called zamunda. so i thought it would be fun to go out here in these streets,

take a camera crew on hollywood boulevard, so we went out this afternoon and we asked people about their thoughts on the crisis in zamunda. here's tonight's edition of "lie witness news." [ applause ] >> the headlines right now, the situation in zamunda. do you think the u.s. should intervene in zamunda? >> yes. i feel like since the u.s. is like this big deal and this great country i feel like it's our duty to really step in there and become a resource and help them out as best as we can. >> have you been seeing the social media posts about kind of how bad things are in zamunda? >> i have. i have seen some of that. it's been real rough over there and tough for those people. so yes, i've seen that. >> where have you seen those posts? >> twitter and instagram a lot. they've been blowing up my feeds. i got a couple friends actually that had family in the area. so he was definitely keeping me

informed, making sure i was not one of the ill-informed. >> so you have friends who are zamundan? >> yeah. >> where have you seen it on social media? >> instagram. i've seen it all over -- that's like all i'm seeing on instagram. >> is there a chance you could pull out your phone and show us any of the posts you have? >> my phone's in my car. i don't have pockets on me, i'm sorry. >> how do you feel about the reports that some zamundans are forced to work in the royal palace and their only job is to clean the prince's genitalia? >> that part is pretty disturbing. >> you who think has done a better job handling zamunda, trump or biden? >> donald trump. donald trump. >> one of trump's appointees the u.s. ambassador to zamunda, edward murphy, do you think he did a good job? >> i think to this point he's done a good job. we need to let that play out longer to see before he's truly judged. >> what are your thoughts on this criticism? prince hakim just wants to party all the time. party all the time.

he likes to party all the time. >> we all like to party. we all like to have drinks, you know. but i feel like it's a balance that you've got to have between business and, you know, partying. work, things like this. >> do you think this situation in zamunda is unique or just a sequel to what went on decades ago? >> oh, i think it's probably a sequel to what went on decades ago. >> who do you think is to blame for the turmoil in zamunda right now? the zamundans or the wakandans? >> from everything i've seen it's the wakandans. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: yes. hmm. during that piece i was laughing and i went and fist-bumped guillermo and he missed. [ laughter ] we have a great show today! i'm drunk as you. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. jay pharoah is here. [ cheers and applause ]

yes. a special musical number from amorphous with kelly rowland. [ cheers and applause ] and oh, god, i'm so honored to do this interview. we'll be right back with megan fox. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by dunkin'. it's time to get up. it's time to get going. it's time to get dunkin' iced coffee, made with the best beans brewed to make your day. because it's time to get you running, it's time to get everyone running. it's time to make it clear we didn't mean, like, running running. somebody tell that guy. it's time to get back to getting back out there. celebrate with a medium hot

or iced sunrise batch coffee for $2. america runs on dunkin'. is your cleanser doing enough for your sensitive skin? cetaphil gentle skin cleanser defends against 5 signs of skin sensitivity, and actively hydrates as it cleanses. cetaphil. dermatologist recommended. complete care for your sensitive skin. ♪ ♪ it came a long way to be found by you. find more. spend less. homegoods. go finding. is someone trying to steal your butterfinger? call the bfi. ♪

linda? no one lays a finger on your butterfinger. do you struggle with occasional nerve aches in your hands or feet? no one lays a finger try nervivenerve relief from the world's #1 selling nerve care company. nervive contains alpha lipoic acid to relieve occasional nerve aches, weakness and discomfort. try nervivenerve relief. good morning more treatment? we're going to try something different today. hi! awwww, so pretty. dogs bring out the good in us. pedigree® brings out the good in them. ♪ ♪ for those who see everyone's safety as equally important... experience our advanced standard safety technology on a full line of vehicles, ♪ at the lexus golden opportunity sales event.

experience amazing at your lexus dealer. ♪ ♪ nuggets for breakfast? golden opportunity sales event. yes please. new jimmy dean breakfast nuggets. delicious sausage, egg and cheese... in everyone's favorite shape. sit down with the family and enjoy a good breakfast. some people have joint pain, plus have high blood pressure. they may not be able to take just anything for pain. that's why doctors recommend tylenol®. it won't raise blood pressure the way that advil® aleve® or motrin® sometimes can. for trusted relief, trust tylenol®.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm arsenio hall. i never had a desk before. so i'm real excited. yes, i was on a budget when i

was doing this. it feels like i'm a teacher, though. it doesn't feel like my late-night show. because it's not. but i feel like i'm a teacher at an integrated school. you kids. [ laughter ] yes. tonight on the show you know him from "snl." he's one of the funniest men on the planet. jay pharoah is here. and then, he's apple music's up next artist. his ep is called "things take shape." music from amorphous and kelly rowland tonight. [ applause ] yes. and i'll be back one more night. i'll be back tomorrow because i don't want you all to say on wednesday they fired that brother. i don't want y'all saying that and spreading that. i'll be back one more night. and the guest on the show tomorrow will be richard e. grant. the music of tainy and yandel. yes. and something special for a guy

from cleveland. the king, lebron james is in the house. yes. so join me for that. our first guest is a talented actress who has worked alongside shape-shifting transformers, and martial arts-loving turtles. now she's sharing the screen with a half-naked corpse in the new thriller, "till death." in the theaters and on demand right now. please welcome the lovely megan fox. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't know what to do anymore. i don't know whether to shake your hand. >> we did whatever we did. >> arsenio: or elbow. i've been vaccinated but it's johnson & johnson, so that ain't

[ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i did it with magic johnson and he wouldn't do johnson & johnson. [ laughter ] that's a true story. i love the movie. >> thank you. >> arsenio: and we'll get to that. but first of all, i just have to say i've never met you before but i feel like i have because anytime i go out i seem to see you or your man. you like healthy juices. >> i do. yeah. >> arsenio: i saw you recently. do you all coordinate your outfits when you go out? >> we do. it's something i started with him because he's such a flamboyant dresser that i can't pull off just like the sweatpants and the yoga gear anymore. i have to elevate myself to his level. so whatever he -- because he's always covered in like grommets, zippers, sequins. everything's pink, everything's glowing. he's like always coming off of a stage show, so i have to kind of match his -- what he's doing. so we do coordinate often. >> arsenio: you all looked incredible. and i told my girl, i said i've

got to -- because you know, in my hometown of cleveland your man's a hero. >> i know. >> arsenio: he's that dude. and i'm watching, i'm saying baby, look. he had bought two pairs of the same kind of shoe in different colors and he mixed the two shoes. >> yeah. it's doc martens. he wears like a black one and a white one. >> arsenio: that's the day. yes. now you know i'm not lying. i'm telling you everything y'all had on. but it looked real cool. >> thank you. >> arsenio: i want to ask you about vegas because i've been in your business. i know where you went this weekend. >> everybody knows. yeah, every famous person -- were you in vegas? >> arsenio: no, i didn't go. i'm not that famous. [ laughter ] >> we were there for the fight. and they opened a restaurant there and it was hectic. it was wild. because also i think it's one -- like their biggest weekend back since everything happened. so everybody was just there and ready to be chaotic. it was a lot. >> arsenio: now, i look at you

and you don't look like the person that would like that violence. that was a horrific ending to the mcgregor fight. does he make you go? >> no, no, no. i'm actually a huge ufc fan. i know -- i have ufc fight pass and i know all the fighters and their back stories and i've been into it for a few years. he likes it. but i'm definitely the one that's more obsessed with it. i was actually at the conor-khabib fight a couple years ago when all of that chaos happened and everyone had to run. we had to like escape when they started jumping the ring. i don't know if you guys remember that. i see the ring girls start running in like their robes they're running. and i'm like i'd better run too if the ring girls are running. i started running and it's like madness. my agents are with me and i look back and my agent carol is being knocked to the ground. her blond hair is like flying everywhere. and i'm like who just knocked carol over? it was chris pratt. [ laughter ] he was also escaping for his life, and we were all running and we ran backstage together and were sequestered in one of the fighters' dressing rooms for

like an hour before they let us all out of the arena. so that was my last major ufc experience before i came back for this fight. whenever it's conor it's always interesting. >> arsenio: and you were in that section with all the special people. >> i was in a row with bieber and trump was also in my row. >> arsenio: oh! >> yeah. and i've never seen secret service in person before. so we had like 30 secret service with him. he was a legend. that arena like was very supportive of trump when he came in. it was just -- i was like, i don't know how i feel about it because if someone is a target then i'm like i could be harmed because i'm adjacent to where he is. so i was worried about my own safety. that's all i was caring about. but yeah, i've never seen anything like that before. but it was crazy. >> arsenio: yeah. and you had just come back from costa rica? >> yeah. not long ago. we went to -- do you guys know what ayahuasca is? >> arsenio: yes. come on, this is jimmy kimmel's

audience. you all know ayahuasca. >> colson and i went to costa rica together to do like a really deep -- >> arsenio: and i don't mean to interrupt you but colson is machine gun kelly. y'all call him machine gun kelly. but at the crib she's not like "you want a bottle of water, machine gun?" colson. [ laughter ] >> so we went to costa rica to do ayahuasca in a proper setting like with indigenous people. we were in the middle of the jungle. i was thinking because of the place we went there's a lot of people -- i don't know if lebron james has ever gone. but i was thinking it was like glamping or something like that, still going to be some kind of five-star experience and you get there and you really are in the middle of the jungle and you don't get to eat after like 1:00 p.m. you have to walk a very far diplomacy to get your water. you can't shower because they're in a drought. so you can't use the water obviously.

you have to respect the rainforest. nothing glamorous about it. it's all a part of sort of making you vulnerable so you surrender to the experience. and the entire thing starts with something called vomitivo. i hope i'm allowed to divulge this, it's okay that i share. i encourage it. you go and you're with 20 other strangers and you all line up at the edge of the rainforest over this weird fence and you go three by three and you drink lemon grass tea until you like by notour own volition just vomit everything out of your body. >> arsenio: so you have to vomit? there's no way around that part? >> you can't get out of it. and you have to vomit a certain amount before they let you get back with everyone. so you're like cheering on everyone as they throw up. and as what we do, obviously, we were like i don't know -- i'm -- am i ready to just throw up in front of all these people? but it's such a good bonding experience. [ laughter ] it sounds crazy. but that gets you ready to then go into the ceremony that night because you're like my vanity is

gone, i've just done this in front of all of these strangers and you're like now i'm ready to really open up. so we did it for three nights. it was incredibly intense. i went to -- everybody's journey is different. the second night i went to hell for eternity. yeah. and just knowing eternity is like torture in itself because there's no beginning, middle or end. so you have like a real ego death. >> arsenio: how do you arrive and understand that that's what the moment -- is there a sign, next exit hell? [ laughter ] >> i mean, it's -- it's your own psychological hell basically, is the point of the medicine. right? this is a medicine that goes -- it surpasses anything you could do with talk therapy or hypnotherapy any of those things. it just goes straight into your soul and takes you into your psychological prison you hold yourself in. it's your own version of hell. and i was definitely there. >> arsenio: wow. it's crazy to have that experience and go to hell and then you go to vegas and sit next to trump. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we'll be right back with more

megan fox! [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. you by:

♪ [crunch] ♪ [crunch] ♪ ♪ nachos: better with pepsi. ahh!

[ footsteps ]

[ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: y'all don't even know. you think "weekend at bernie's" was crazy. wait till you see this. tell us what we should know about this so i won't end up being a spoiler. >> i don't want to spoil either. it starts -- you kind of don't really know what you're watching because you know you bought a thriller but the way it starts you're like where is this going and what's going to happen? you see that there's this relationship going on between myself and my husband in the movie and it's clearly toxic and not healthy and something is off but you don't know exactly what. my character has been in this marriage, it's been dead for a long time and she's been having an affair and decides that she

can't have the affair anymore. you find out that her husband, who is probably a sociopath, realizes that she's having an affair. and what can i say? i can't -- >> arsenio: he's a sociopath, and she has an affair with a brother, so you know he go nuts. he goes nuts. now, where did you shoot that? was that a city in -- >> we shot the whole movie in bulgaria, but they built everything on stages. >> arsenio: so that wasn't a real fishing crib? >> no, they built a frozen lake, they built a cabin. all that acreage that was covered in snow was all fake. the snow was made out of paper. >> arsenio: really? i'm sitting there thinking oh, i bet her feet were cold. >> that's why we didn't do it. they wanted to do it in russia in the winter and i was like, nah. not going to happen. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: did colson come visit you? >> yeah. so he -- this is in the beginning of our relationship, very, very early on. and he's never been -- he's going to love how much i'm divulging all of his secrets. but he's never been in a relationship before. so he was really fearful of like

if i go away for six weeks am i still going to come back and we're going to be okay. he had lost his passport riding a motorcycle on the freeway because he wears these insane pants and he just puts them in -- he'll put his passport like in his sock, and so it will fall out obviously. that's a stupid thing. don't ever do that. and he lost the passport and this was during covid. so he couldn't just get a new passport. so he had to go through all of these hoops. he went through bernie sanders finally to get a passport and he came to see me. but it was a lot of drama. it took all this time, he got there for three days, i wrapped and then we went back. >> arsenio: would you all thank my lovely guest and make sure you see "till death." it's in theaters and it's on demand right now. and i'll be back with jay pharoah. give it up for megan fox. [ cheers and applause ] i'm david collado president and co-owner of happy howie's dog treats. we make all natural dog treats and we're growing really fast. so fast, we were maxing out production.

that's why i chose the spark cash card from capital one. cause i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. last year i redeemed $21,000 in cash back... seriously, $21,000. which i used for new equipment, so we can feed even more dogs. thanks to my spark card, we're in over 4,000 stores across the country. what's in your wallet? get ready - our most popular battery is even more powerful. the stronger, lasts-longer energizer max. i've got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi. ♪ things are getting clearer. ♪ ♪ i feel free to bare my skin yeah, that's all me. ♪

♪ nothing and me go hand in hand nothing on my skin, ♪ ♪ that's my new plan. ♪ ♪ nothing is everything. ♪ achieve clearer skin with skyrizi. 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months. of those, nearly 9 out of 10 sustained it through 1 year. and skyrizi is 4 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. ♪ i see nothing in a different way it's my moment ♪ ♪ so i just gotta say... ♪ ♪ nothing is everything. ♪ skyrizi may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tuberculosis. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms such as fevers, sweats, chills, muscle aches, or coughs or if you plan to or recently received a vaccine. ♪ nothing is everything. ♪ now is the time to ask your dermatologist about skyrizi. ♪ ♪ with cutting-edge tech, ♪ nothing is everything. ♪

world-class interiors, and peerless design... their only competition is each other. the incomparable mercedes-benz suvs. extraordinary runs in the family. visit your local mercedes-benz dealer today for exceptional lease and financing offers. today let's paint with behr ultra scuff defense... so that you can live that scuff-free life. honey, i'm home! honey! scuff defense. i love our scuff-free life. behr ultra scuff defense. exclusively at the home depot. rinsing the dishes before they go in the dishwasher? well, new cascade platinum has 50% more cleaning power, so you don't have to. its food-seeking enzymes break down food into particles so small they can flow right down the drain. plus, it's powerful enough for the quick-wash cycle. new cascade platinum with 50% more cleaning power! on the count of three we run. 1.. .2.. .3... ahhhh! again! 1, 2, 3... charge!

(muffled) again ahhhh! oww, my head. at last, m&m's mix. how did kellogg's combine crunchy oat clusters with a touch of honey... plump, juicy raisins and tasty fiber into one delicious cereal? it took a lot of bran-storming. get it? kellogg's raisin bran crunch. two scoops of delicious.

the new huge kentucky fried chicken sandwich with brioche buns, mayo, pickles, get it? and a quarter pound filet as far as the eye can see. get comfy it's going to be a while, this thing's huge. get the new kentucky fried chicken sandwich for just $3.99. it's finger lickin' good! this guy here is busy working on our state's recovery. you see he lives in california and by vacationing in california

he's supporting our businesses and communities. which means every fruity skewer is like another sweet nail in the rebuilding of our economy. hammer away craftsman. calling all californians. keep your vacation here and help our state get back to work. and please travel responsibly. ♪ >> arsenio: yes. hello again. our next guest is a funny guy. a "saturday night live" alum, celebrity impressionist, and an all-around wonderful guy. by the way, for a small fee he'll leave you a voicemail for your home machine or phone in barack obama's voice after the show. come on back. his new movie is called "resort

to love." it premieres soon on netflix. please welcome jay pharoah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ yes, sir! >> hey hey. >> arsenio: the most important element of being a good talk show guest is that entrance. the boy know how to enter, don't he? [ cheers and applause ] >> hey. you know, i was watching -- i was watching "the joker." and i saw him practicing that entrance so many times. i said yo, if i'm on here with arsenio i've got to nail it. because i've never -- i put on for you, dog. i wouldn't have done this for kimmel. [ applause ] >> arsenio: you know, i requested you to be here because

the thing about jay is when you're only doing two nights if you can get jay pharoah you've got 40, 50 guests. [ laughter ] >> for sure. for sure. >> arsenio: it's kind of cool. we've never worked professionally together. we meet in clubs and talk. >> all the time, man. and i've been watching you since i was a kid. >> arsenio: ooh. >> woof, woof, woof. you know what i'm saying? even the white people know it. i love it. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: oh, man. so where do we start? first of all, we don't have a release date for the movie yet. >> no, we do. it's coming out july 29th on netflix. >> arsenio: okay. [ applause ] i've already seen it. >> okay. >> arsenio: brother, you do work. >> thank you. >> arsenio: you do work. there's an emotional scene. it ain't no dry cry. i see your eyes well up and i see the process going on and then not like denzel, not one tear, both tears, brother. [ applause ]

>> hey, look, your boy does get the waterworks on in this movie. you know, and i've got to say this, man. it was all based off of -- it was all based off of real situations because i remember having those conversations with ladies. you know, i kind of -- my process is to put the person that i remember having that conversation with, their head on the actor's body and it's kind of a cheat code. but you know, i do that and then it just sets me in -- it sets me in the space and i'm just like right there with them. yeah. so i was crying. you've got to do that too. you've got to up it. you've seen viola davis when she was in there with denzel. she snotted. that was -- you know what i'm saying. it was bubbles and everything. i said i can't just hit the denzel, all right, okay. i can't do that. i've got to -- [ applause ] i've got to do both. >> arsenio: yeah. >> so yeah, man. >> arsenio: you are amazing at

what you do. >> thank you. >> arsenio: you've seen black people when david blaine do a trick. lke oh! oh! [ laughter ] >> i can't believe this. oh, my goodness. oh, my god. really? really this is happening? >> arsenio: but when you do an impression, actually when i try to do an impression i don't do -- like i don't do katt williams. i do you doing katt williams. >> you know what's crazy? years ago you tweeted yo, i heard katt williams, i thought he was on the show and it was really jay pharoah. it's real talk. katt williams -- i used to do this thing on tiny chat on twitter where i would go into the chat room and not have a picture and just be different celebrities. and the people's favorite one was katt williams. and one day katt williams actually came into the room. and i knew it was him because he had pictures of his babies that were not online. i knew it was him. and he got mad at me too. he was like, "do you know my babies, you ignorant son of a bitch, you?

do you know my babies?" [ applause ] sir. here's the thing, sir, first you need to do is get somebody you actually sound like because you don't sound nothing like me, booboo. that's what he said. and the people in the room -- i had friends and -- they was like no, that ain't katt williams, jay sound more like katt williams than you do. and i was like yo, bro, that's the actual dude because i can hear it. but they were like no, we got your back, jay, get that fake cat out of here. i was like y'all just dissed the real katt williams. and it's hilarious now because there's this dude on xbox and he impersonates me. and if you know jay pharoah, i don't have an xbox, baby. i got a ps4, okay? and a ps4. my ps5 is on back order, it hasn't got here yet. you know what i mean. but so crazy to me. it's serendipitous. it's like this man now is impersonating an impersonator. it's like impersonating inception. how does he do that? you can't impersonate me. i'm me.

>> arsenio: maybe address him. >> that's right. p here we go. hey. i'm me. i know i'm me because i woke up this morning and i looked in the mirror. i said is it you? and myself said yes. so i know, i know it's me. stop trying to impersonate me. but honestly, i'm flattered. f it. do what you want. do what you want. [ applause ] >> arsenio: no impressions in this movie. >> no. >> arsenio: but pure jay is unbelievable. you do a great job. you want to tell them a little bit about the movie? >> yes, yes. christina milian, the lovely christina milian. i got to shoot this movie in mauritius with her during the pandemic. and she's -- you know, she's a singer who was on the come up and i was engaged to her. i ended up breaking the engagement like a month before the wedding. and somehow we end up on this island together because of cookies and travel ads and things and she's supposed to

sing at my wedding. and, and she likes my brother. and my brother's -- i'm not going to give that part away. but she likes my brother and now it's like this, is she going to go for him, is she going to come back to me? am i going to go for her? am i going to break up the wedding on the island? you've got to tune in on the 29th to see. it's pretty dope. >> arsenio: it's messy. >> yeah. >> arsenio: if you like housewives type shows that are messy, this relationship is the messiest relationship and the most entertaining situation. with a movie like this how do you get it? how do they come to jay pharoah for this and they don't want no impressions? >> well, it was -- you know, there was the question of all right, we think jay has these chops but we have to see it. so i did a director's session. and after that ended up nailing it. you know, now you've got to do zoom or -- you've got to do zoom aditions during covid.

you concept go into the thing. so if you nailed it and you were at home you nailed it. you know what i mean? so that's how they got me for that. >> arsenio: i think last time i saw you on this show you were on zoom. >> in mauritius. >> arsenio: oh, so that's where you were? >> i was in mauritius. let me tell you the people are so nice, arsenio. but the animals, they different. okay? they are different. people, this is what happened. i got [ bleep ] on by a fruit bat. okay? [ laughter ] i just got -- it's not luck. this itches. i don't know what's happening. he [ bleep ] on me. you know what i mean? and i understand he eats fruit so he's got a loose stool, but come on, son. you ain't got to hit me and my white shirt. it was my white shirt. and i'm miles away from my house. i can't get it clean and wash. i only had one shirt and he [ bleep ] on it. he [ bleep ] on it. he must have thought i was jim carrey in "ace ventura" or something. i don't know what's wrong with him. but yeah, man, that's cool. and i'm going to tell you, the mosquitos are vicious.

you know i learned this during the pandemic. you know when mosquitos bite you because they're pregnant. it's not the dudes that bite you. it's the women mosquito that bite you because they're pregnant and you know, they like taking stuff from you. right? so these -- because they're gold diggers. i'm sorry. they are gold diggers. they bite you because they need nutrients for the pregnancy. but i'd like to say in front of america right now, f them kids. i hope you lose them. i'm so serious. f them kids. lose them. [ applause ] >> arsenio: check out his movie on netflix july 29th. it's called "resort to love." >> yes, yes, yes. >> arsenio: when we come back, i'll have amorphous and kelly rowland. thank you, sir, for making my job so easy tonight. >> thank you. >> arsenio: jay pharoah! the jay pharoah! [ cheers and applause ]

i felt gross. it was kind of a shock after i started cosentyx. four years clear. real people with psoriasis look and feel better with cosentyx. don't use if you're allergic to cosentyx. before starting, get checked for tuberculosis. an increased risk of infections and lowered ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor about an infection or symptoms, if your inflammatory bowel disease symptoms develop or worsen, or if you've had a vaccine or plan to. serious allergic reactions may occur. learn more at cosentyx.com. i'm david collado i chose the spark cash card from capital one. cause i earn unlimited 2% cash back on everything i buy. last year i redeemed $21,000 in cash back which i used for new equipment, to expand production. what's in your wallet? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

the new lexus is is all in on style. all in, all day. and all in on power. and this is what e new lexus is. all in on style. all in on performance. all in one package. like me. yeah, we'll see about that. the new lexus is. experience amazing at your lexus dealer. today let's paint with behr ultra scuff defense... so that you can live that scuff-free life. honey, i'm home! honey! scuff defense. i love our scuff-free life. behr ultra scuff defense. exclusively at the home depot. not touching is still touching protection. adding lysol laundry sanitizer kills 99.9% of bacteria. detergent alone, can't. lysol. what it takes to protect.

just tell me what i need to know. (hands hit desk) where is it? it's on the beach. ocean views. it was supposed to be a surprise. (hands hit desk) she doesn't like surprises dave. thanks, captain obvious. booking a trip can feel dramatic, but with free cancellation you can't go wrong with hotels.com. oh wowzers, what a special family! special like my fudge stripes. made with real original keebler fudge. only elves can make cookies this good! keebler® - made with magic, loved by families™. ugh, there's that cute guy from 12c. -go talk to him. -yeah, no. plus it's not even like he'd be into me or whatever. ♪

♪ this could be ♪ hi. you just moved in, right? i would love to tell you about all the great savings you can get for bundling your renter's and car insurance with progressive. -oh, i was just -- -oh, tammy. i found your retainer in the dryer. sweet pillows of softness! -othis is soft! -- -oh, tammy. holy charmin! excuse me! roll it back everybody! charmin ultra soft is so cushiony soft, you'll want more! but it's so absorbent, you can use less. enjoy the go with charmin. frank is a fan of fast. he's a fast talker. a fast walker. thanks, gary. and for unexpected heartburn... frank is a fan of pepcid. it works in minutes. nexium 24 hour and prilosec otc can take one to four days to fully work. pepcid. strong relief for fans of fast. banana boat sunscreen can take one to four days to fully work. is all about protecting the fun on earth. from making a splash fun... to exploring the world fun. our sunscreen is good for you and reef-friendly. banana boat sunscreen lasts as long as the fun does.

>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz.

the best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: and now, the e.p. is called "things take shape." from the sunset at the edition hotel performing "finally," with some help from kelly rowland -- this is amorphous! [ cheers and applause ] >> how are y'all feeling tonight? y'all look so good, so beautiful. i'm amorphous. so happy to be here. i have someone very, very special to introduce you to, the beautiful and amazing kelly rowland. ♪ waited for this moment ♪ ♪ so golden ♪ ♪ you can see it in the way we shine ♪ ♪ oh yes i do believe we're chosen ♪ ♪ so know it ♪ ♪ so i ain't gonna let you change my mind ♪ ♪ oh no finally the words you used ♪ ♪ to try to hurt me don't mean a thing anymore finally ♪

♪ there ain't no stressing ain't not worries it's me i'm living for ♪ ♪ finally it has happened to me right in front of my face my feelings can't ♪ ♪ describe it finally it has happened to me right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it ♪ ♪ finally finally it has happened to me right in front of my face ♪ ♪ my feelings can't describe it finally, it has happened to me ♪ ♪ right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it not gonna let y'all bother me -- i been poppin ♪ ♪ -- from day -- i been had the drip like waves ♪ ♪ -- i done been the -- ok not gonna let y'all bother me ♪ ♪ -- i been poppin -- from day -- i been had the ♪ ♪ drip like waves -- i done been the bitch ok finally ♪ ♪ the words you used to try to hurt me don't mean a thing anymore ♪ ♪ finally there ain't no

stressing ain't no worries it's me i'm living for ♪ ♪ finally it has happened to me right in front of my face my feelings can't ♪ ♪ describe it finally finally it has happened to me ♪ ♪ right in front of my face and i just cannot hide it finally ♪ ♪ finally it's happened to me it's happened to me babe it's happened to me ♪ ♪ oh to me cannot hide it finally it's happened to me it's happened to me babe ♪ ♪ it's happened to me oh to me finally cannot hide it ♪ ♪ finally oww -- finally yeah -- yeah ♪ ♪ oh, oh, oh, aye yeah-eeh aye yeah-eeh ♪ ♪ aye yeah-eeh ow finally ♪

♪ aye yeah-eeh aye yeah-eeh aye yeah-eeh ♪ ♪ aye yeah-eeh ow finally it's happened to me ♪ ♪ it's happened to me babe it's happened to me oh to me ♪ ♪ finally it's happened to me it's happened to me babe it's happened to me ♪ ♪ oh to me finally not gonna let y'all bother me ♪ ♪ -- i been poppin -- i been had the drip like waves ♪ ♪ -- i done been the -- ok not gonna let y'all bother me -- i been popping ♪ ♪ bitch i been had the drip like waves ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

when making the new kentucky fried chicken sandwich people asked how i felt about burger places selling fried chicken. i'd say that's none of my business, just like making fried chicken is none of theirs. get the new kentucky fried chicken sandwich for just $3.99. it's finger lickin' good.

♪ mmm. hon. those ribs ready? nope. ribs: better with pepsi. ahh! [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank megan fox, jay pharoah, amorphous with kelly rowland, and i'll be back tomorrow night with lebron james, richard e. grant and the music of tainy and yandel. "nightline" is next. and i haven't said this for a long time. so let me put everything into it. i'll see you in 23 hours.

[ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, the new space race. >> welcome to space. >> billionaire richard branson known for his stunts, now his biggest adventure yet. >> we've been to space! >> but more than just the exploits of the uber rich, potential benefits for all humankind. >> this capability is going to transform the research and technology that we can develop in microgravity. plus, summer of soul. the new hulu documentary. the harlem cultural festival. >> are you ready, black people, are you ready? >> soul superstar sly and the family stone, gladys knight, a teenage stevie wonder. a celebration of black culture that was almost lost. >> it was just sort of disposed of and forgotten