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for all of us we appreciate your time. >> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest tonight,senio hall!- lebron james, richard e. grant, and music from tainy x yandel. and now, arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: oh, yes! yes! absolutely! hello. have a seat. [ cheers and applause ] cleto and the cletones. welcome, i'm your guest host,
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arsenio hall. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. yes. frankly, i ran out of suits. [ laughter ] i know it's only been two nights, but hey. i ain't got a lot of suits these days. i tried on one of jimmy's suits, i snuck in his dressing room and tried on one of his suits. it was a little tight in the ass. [ laughter ] just a little tight. real tight. i almost passed out with his pants on. [ laughter ] as you know, jimmy is off until september. he's like an elementary school teacher that makes $15 million a year. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's what it sounded like to me, you know. this is my second and final night hosting the show. [ audience groaning ] oh, you're very kind. my mom leading it. [ laughter ]
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after tonight, if i want a celebrity to talk to me, i'll have to go on cameo just like everybody else. [ laughter ] pay for it, yes. [ applause ] very happy day around the office back here. "jimmy kimmel live" was nominated for an emmy. [ cheers and applause ] yes. best variety talk series. you see that? i host this thing one night, and bam, emmy nomination! [ cheers and applause ] shoutout to the crew too. they were nominated for outstanding technical direction, camerawork, and video control. [ cheers and applause ] man. yes. i know it had nothing to do with me, i'm actually kind of jealous about the whole thing.
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[ laughter ] my show back in the '90s, i was nominated for an emmy once, for sound mixing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no. that sucks. that's so weird. that's like, do you like my show? "well, we could hear it, man." [ laughter ] "we hate you, but it sounded great." "we heard it." oh, and this is a true thing. the guy who was doing my audio, my sound mixing, that year, works right here for the jimmy kimmel show. [ cheers and applause ] yes. his name is bart. [ cheers and applause ] yes, that is bart. he's down there in the bart cave. bart, how you feeling, dog? [ no sound ]
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[ laughter ] >> arsenio: do something, your audio's messed up. mix that [ bleep ]. your audio. anyway. that's bart, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] we have royalty in the house tonight. [ cheers ] yes. the king is here! lebron james! [ cheers and applause ] bring it, homie. having lebron here, this is ironic, on a taco tuesday? that's like having the pope over on christmas dinner. [ laughter and applause ] and tonight, lebron will take on the dreaded -- i know you people who are fans of the show -- the dreaded hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] yes. yes. for those who have never seen it, we've built the most distracting basket -- i say we like i'm a member of the family, i been here two nights.
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[ laughter ] brothers will take over, brothers will take over. [ laughter and applause ] they've made the most distracting basketball hoop known to man. if lebron can conquer it, $25,000 will be donated to his charity. [ cheers and applause ] wow. actually, guillermo, you all know guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! how you doing? >> arsenio: you actually have history. with lebron james. right? >> guillermo: yeah, for a long time he didn't want to talk to me. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: during the finals, guillermo used to try to get lebron to take a question at the press conferences and stuff. and like for seven years, he wasn't having it. [ laughter ] finally guillermo got to ask him one question, check this out. >> guillermo: mr. lebron, i've been waiting for you, to talk to you, mr. lebron, for many years. can you describe your perfect salad? >> my perfect salad?
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i don't know. i don't have a perfect salad.ot fruit -- >> guillermo: chinese chicken salad? >> that's cool, i'll take that as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: that's journalism. i'm gonna give you a do-over on that tonight. so think of something good. i'm serious, i'm going to give you a chance to ask him another question. think of something good, okay? >> guillermo: okay, all right. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: great to be with you. i hear you're all vaccinated? [ cheers and applause ] yes. sure. that's cool. i'm vaccinated. johnson & johnson, though. aww! my bad. johnson & johnson, i thought it was like a small black business. [ laughter and applause ]
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i don't know no white folks named johnson. oh, boy. yeah, i got vaccinated back in march. thought it was the right thing to do. but now i'm thinking, maybe i should have waited a little longer. check this out. >> long beach residents can get a free joint if they get a free coronavirus vaccine. it's part of a special popup clinic that only opens saturday, july 24th, at. helton park. the long beach collective association will hand out tokens redeemable for that joint. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: see, that's why snoop doggy dog got vaccinated 200 times. [ laughter ] it's amazing how many celebrities like snoop have their own marijuana brands now. seth rogen has it. who else? jay-z. mike tyson, yes. mike tyson. and this is true.
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jalil white. you know jalil white? urkle, yes. jalil white has his own line of pot. and the name they're using, there it is. itspurpl! that's kind of cool, i like the rain. [ applause ] i've got friends who have had it, it's real good. purpl! get you so high, you forget you smoked it! stand around the house, did i do that? [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: come here, man. jalil white! jalil white, wow. [ cheers and applause ] you know, this is -- that's very
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kind. >> very kind, really. i'm really just your plug. i mean -- >> arsenio: you're not going to believe it, i was just talking about you. >> i didn't hear that, i was just showing up to -- i got your stuff. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: oh. uh -- my dinner? >> yes, yes! your dinner, yes! i brought you an eighth of chipotle. [ laughter and applause ] >> arsenio: mm. how spicy is it, bruh? >> oh, spice. let's just say it will get you -- pico de higho. [ laughter and applause ] >> arsenio: i appreciate this. i'll venmo you later for the chipotle. >> yes, yes. [ laughter ] you know what, you're rich, you're good for it. you're good. [ phone ringing ] hold on a second. >> arsenio: you should have turned that off, you've been in tv long enough. >> hello, hello, hello?
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oh, oprah. hey. okay. okay, you know -- hold on a second. stedman's out of gummies. hit me with that venmo. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: jalil white! thank him, everybody. wow. what a night. arsenio hall is hanging with steve urkel and the star of "space jam." if you woke up out of a coma after 25 years, you probably would feel right at home right now. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] hey, and one more thing. i have something personal to share with you. not only was my hosting gig here last night responsible for the emny nomination -- [ laughter ] i'ma go with that. i'ma go with that. i got a new endorsement. stuff is always doing when a brother does it, check this out.
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>> hello? 911? >> one angry karen. [ laughter ] >> i'm reporting a stolen vehicle -- >> excuse me, ma'am, no need for the cops, this is my vehicle -- >> the driver is being very aggressive with me. >> no need for this, ma'am, this is my car. >> i cannot feel safe, i am scared for my life. >> is this rapper bothering you, ma'am? >> yes, he is, you're bothering me. [ siren ] >> pull over your vehicle! >> so sorry, senator, i did not recognize you. >> i'm getting the supervisor! >> you're in for it now, she's getting the supervisor! white claw! ♪
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>> introducing the lincoln mk-aren. first car made specifically for black motorists. honk honk, honkies. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: yes. yes. oh, gosh. we have a great show for you tonight. from "loki," richard e. grant is with us. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from tainy x yandel. [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest thing to ever come out of ohio, we'll be right back with lebron james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm arsenio hall. tonight from "loki" on disney plus, richard e. grant is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, their album is called "dynasty," music from tainy x yandell. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, phoebe robinson will be hosting, and she'll be joined by zaila avant-garde. [ cheers and applause ] you know who she is. she's a basketball phenom that just became the first african-american to win the scripps national spelling bee. so check that out. [ cheers and applause ] and in primetime tomorrow, watch
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my friend anthony anderson host "jimmy kimmel live": nba finals game night" with guest dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] our guest who's coming out right now needs no introduction but i'ma give him one anyway. he's a four-time nba champion, four-time nba finals mvp, and four-time taco tuesday customer of the week. [ laughter ] his brand-new movie is called "space jam: a new legacy." check this out. >> whoa! what in the world? >> mommy? what just happened? >> oh my god. kids! >> lebron! >> hey, what is going on? >> you know, but i have to play this game and save everyone -- p>> with bugs bunny? >> what's up, doc? >> that's kind of normal around
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here. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: "space jam: a new legacy" opens in theatres and on hbo max on friday. please welcome, from your los angeles lakers and my cleveland, ohio, lebron james. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: you've been famous for so long, at such a young age, do you ever get sick of it? i have a friend, before you came here, when you were a cavalier, you came in a restaurant after a clipper game and the l.a. people stood up and clapped. >> much appreciated. much appreciated, man.
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happy to be in l.a. now. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. >> arsenio: you know, when i was thinking about the love, and they were telling me the story about the restaurant, a kobe interview popped into my mind. kobe used to say he liked a little hate sometimes, when he's on the road, it kind of motivated him. how do you feel about that when you're at an away game? >> absolutely. i mean, you just said it. to feel that adversity, to feel that tension, is what brings out the best in us. you know, your whole motivation, you know, besides trying to win the game, obviously, is shutting up the opposing fans and opposing crowd. and making them go home and get no sleep. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: are you watching basketball right now? >> i am. i am. i have a horse in the race. he goes by the name of chris paul. [ cheers and applause ]
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i have been watching, yes. that is my brother, and we've known each other since my junior year in high school. his sophomore year. we actually met for the first time when we were in eighth grade. we played in the same au national basketball tournament in orlando, florida. then we officially met my junior year, his sophomore year. we've been friends ever since. >> arsenio: yeah, and we hear and read that you all are friends. but it's deeper than i realized. he was at the hospital for the birth of one of your children. >> yeah. he was at the hospital for the birth of my second child, my second son, bryce maximus. and it happened to be during the nba finals then. >> arsenio: wow, yeah. >> so he's the godfather of bryce. and bryce came out the night before. and i went on to proceed to get my ass kicked by the spurs the next day. [ laughter ] so it was no sleep for me then. >> arsenio: yes, i was very
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upset when the nba -- i don't know the technicalities. they kind of blocked chris paul. >> yeah, they like vetoed the trade. i've never seen it in nba history. and i was excited as heck for c.p. i thought the lakers faithful was excited to get him. they vetoed it. but it's working out for him right now, years later, it's working out for him. >> arsenio: could it still happen? and would you like it to still happen? [ cheers and applause ] wait, wait, wait. no, no. i know why you're laughing. because that would be tampering or something, right, if i talk about that? >> well, you -- you don't know the word? or you know the word? [ laughter ] >> arsenio: yeah, like -- i know it. but this card. [ laughter ] you know, you probably can't talk about that. of course you'd love to play with your friend. we'd love it. >> absolutely, absolutely. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: we think of a question you can answer -- you know what? i remember as a fan seeing the
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"sports illustrated" when you were a young man. you were on the cover. as young as you were, you have a son who's younger than you who's now on the cover of "sports illustrated," but it's not about basketball. [ cheers and applause ] >> no, it's not about basketball. >> arsenio: look at that. >> yeah. yeah, my son on there with, you know, the football player in arizona as well, colin murray, and the whole phase clan what is they call them. ronnie plays video games all day. i mean, he loves basketball, plays basketball, loves being a big brother to his little brother and sister. but video games is his thing. he's excited about it. i tried to hold the secret as long as i could, because when he got on the cover i was like, you know i was younger than you, right? [ laughter ] he did research, all these kids got all these phones, which we didn't have when i was growing up. >> arsenio: absolutely. >> he was like, "dad, no, you
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were six months older than me, now i'm the youngest guy." [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: the way he's playing, he might end up on "sports illustrated," young, twice. >> that would be amazing. that would be amazing for sure. >> arsenio: you know what's cool is i watched the movie, me and my son and my girl, i took everybody, we sat and watched it, i loved it. you're really good. don cheadle is good in this. >> man. >> arsenio: don, i'm watching like -- some talent. >> he is so talented. it was such an honor being on set with him. seeing his cadence, seeing his presence, seeing how he worked with other people on set. he's a beast. and i love that guy. he's a great guy, man. >> arsenio: he's the lebron james of the silver screen. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he always delivers. >> always delivers. always. >> arsenio: i promised guillermo. he's looking at me. he's distracting me. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] you don't dislike him, right? >> no, not at all. [ laughter ] i actually love this guy, man. he doesn't even know it. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i love you too, man. >>lermo, he gave manportun during all those finals runs i had. [ laughter ] i was saying to myself, if i can block him out -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] then the fans have no chance. >> arsenio: you want another shot at it? a second bite at the apple, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. >> arsenio: ask your question, sir. >> guillermo: all right. lebron, when you take a shower, do you wash your legs? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> arsenio: do you wash your legs is the question. >> do i wash my -- at this point
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in my life, i have got to the point where i wash my legs. when i was a young lad, i used to let the season just do what it do. [ laughter ] wherever it falls from the top of my head all the way down there, so be it. but yes, i'm washing my legs now. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: all right. can i give you a hug? >> absolutely. >> guillermo: i love you, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: i know the feeling. you know, because i got permission to wait around on a christmas day game before you were a laker. you were a cav. i got permission to wait around. i wanted my son -- you know sometimes your kids want to meet somebody? this is a man i wanted my kids to meet. [ cheers and applause ] know what i mean? >> yes. an incredible man, and the way -
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you've balanced on the floor, off the floor, with class and dignity, it just makes me proud. i wanted my kid to shake your hand. and you know what? i know your secret weapon. because you had to do press that day. y'all won here in l.a. i talked to your mother for an hour. >> yeah. >> arsenio: that's the secret weapon, dog. [ laughter ] >> yes, it is. yes, it absolutely is. >> arsenio: yes. [ cheers and applause ] she was so nice to me. she's amazing. you've always been a big kid. did she ever spank you? did you ever get spankings? >> yes. i've only had a couple. i think the last spanking started my growth spurt. [ laughter ] i got spanked so hard when i woke up, i was 6 inches taller. [ laughter ] my mom was like, you know what, no more spankings going on in this house. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: oh, gosh. i know we're going to go outside in a moment. but just take a couple seconds to tell them about the movie. >> "space jam: a new legacy."
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first of all, the first one came out 25 years ago with the great michael jordan. [ cheers and applause ] someone who inspired me to be as great as i can be, on and off the floor. and 25 years later, i am now the lead role for "space jam: a new legacy." [ cheers and applause ] it's -- i don't really get lost for words too much, but this has definitely gotten to me. last night we had the world premiere down at l.a. live. and i'm a kid from akron, ohio. i used to have dreams of being alongside the looney tunes and wishing i could be the fresh prince of bel air and all these great things growing up. and yesterday i'm sitting there with my family and my friends and all the people that was there, and we're just watching this movie, obviously bugs and daffy and lola and taz.
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and i'm on the silver screen with them. and also at the same time, i'm there preaching about fatherhood and listening to your kids. [ cheers and applause ] you're going to get -- you're going to see this movie, i hope you take your family and friends and loved ones. i'm telling you guys you're not going to be disappointed. you're going to get laughs, might get some cries, you're going to get some moments, you're going to get everything that comes with a great summer movie. so i hope you guys love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: yes. the movie has everything. >> thank you. >> arsenio: we'll be right back with lebron james versus the hell hoop after this! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more, no cable box required. try it free. all in, all day. and all in on power.
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>> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm arsenio hall, outside in back of jimmy's studio with the great lebron james. lebron, when is the last time you picked up a basketball? >> i mean, i've been around the game with my boys and their tournament, but i have not shot a basketball in a minute. hopefully this goes well. >> arsenio: it's like a bicycle, get right back up on it. tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell him what he gets. >> dicky: if lebron makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of lebron's choice,
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courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> arsenio: i want to ask mr. james for you people, what charity have you chosen, sir? >> i've chosen lebron james family foundation. that's my charity. [ cheers and applause ] i'm excited about that. >> arsenio: i know all about it. good look to you. okay. whose motorcycle is that? jay leno is going by, i think. [ laughter ] okay. you feeling in the zone? >> i'm ready, i think so. i'm warm for sure. >> arsenio: okay. you're always warm, always warm. i think this is going to go really well. okay. i also forgot to mention, this is not an ordinary basket. this is -- [ evil laugh ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: we've introduced four levels of hell designed to distract you and annoy you. this is the "grim rim" which
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rotates 360 degrees. [ cheers and applause ] the deathly defenders will rise up to reject you, lebron. the horrifying hades blasters. and some folks that you may be familiar with, the "space jam" goon squad. [ cheers and applause ] you'll have three chances to make the shot. and here to officially start you off is el diablo himself! [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, are you ready? let's do this. let's play hell hoops! >> all right. ♪ >> arsenio: oh, that was so close. unbelievable. [ cheers and applause ]
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he made it! yes! that was amazing. oh, boy. congratulations. that prize. this creepy doll! you can take that home. thank you, lebron. "space jam: a new legacy" opens in theaters and on hbo max on friday. we'll be back with richard e. grant. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ rs and applause ] ♪ (upbeat pop music in background throughout)
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: welcome back. our next guest is an oscar-nominated actor who has played his share of mischievous characters over the years. and now he portrays the god of mischief as classic loki in the disney plus series "loki." look at "loki." >> they sent entire branched realities here that are devoured in an instant -- >> in a shark tank, life is the shark. there's no such thing as an alligator tank, besides, it's a metaphor.
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he's overly sensitive. like the rest of us. >> hang on, that thing's a loki too? >> oh, yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: the finale of "loki" is available now. here's mr. richard e. grant. [ cheers and applause ] there he is! they're standing, they're up. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, that's cool, that's very cool. >> arsenio: i'm looking at the clip here. when you took the role, did you know what the character would look like? >> i thought that it would look like -- exactly like the jack kirby illustrations from the 1960s and the costume design said i would be in the full muscle suit like in the '60s. then i got there, where's my muscle suit? and there was none. i can see, arsenio, we share a physique type. we're muscle-free zones. i said, where's the muscle suit? i look like cameron the frog if i'm not wearing the muscles. what can i tell you?
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you're in pink, you're 65, i'm 64, we're the dinosaurs of show business, baby. >> arsenio: yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> and we're still here! >> arsenio: what's next for you? are you working on something else there? >> i have just wrapped today on a netflix version of jane austen's "persuasion" with dakota johnson and cosma jarvis. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: cool, cool. when are you coming back here to visit? >> when i'm allowed out of the high-security old age home i'm in at the moment. [ laughter ] because -- because of the restrictions of what you can and you can't talk about in loki-land, i'm -- i'll be tasered if i leave this room and reveal any secrets of this show. >> arsenio: yeah, because you know, this is kind of a hard interview to do. because i've been told so many things that i can't ask you. >> yeah. >> arsenio: as a matter of fact,
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i did "coming to america 2" in atlanta, and there was some marvel people down there. they're pretty strict on you guys, huh? >> oh, yes. have you still got the tags around your ankles? [ laughter ] >> arsenio: i've seen them, i've seen them. >> i've got mine. >> arsenio: they make you sign stuff? >> they make you sign stuff, they put special implants underneath your skin. [ laughter ] you're followed. it's a whole deal. i had a dress rehearsal. i was in a film you may have heard of called "star wars: the rise of luke skywalker." [ cheers and applause ] and there you have to be under fort knox level of security. you couldn't say anything -- i wouldn't even tell my wife and daughter the name of the character that i was playing for fear that they would take my salary away or remove my kneecaps. [ laughter ] i thought i'd keep the money and the kneecaps. >> arsenio: what time is it there? >> it is 10 to 1:00 in the morning.
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>> it's really late. what are you going to do after the interview is over? are you going clubbing? [ laughter ] >> i'm going to pull on my full green tights outfit and i'm going to go boogie. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] at club loki. >> arsenio: i like the way you say "boogie." >> boogie. >> arsenio: yes. also when the last time you danced, went out dancing? >> just before i sat down to speak to you now, all the time. >> arsenio: you and i have a lot in common. i am also a barbra streisand freak. [ cheers and applause ] yes, yeah. yes. but you are a little bigger than me. >> i agree. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: yeah. tell them. i have a picture i want to show them. you tell them a little bit about her. >> okay. so i have been -- i have been a
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fan, a dedicated fan, of barbra streisand for 50 years. and so i met her a couple of years ago. and -- when i was working in philadelphia. and i got up to -- somebody invited me -- anyway, i end up in the hamptons at a party that she was at. i had a one-to-one conversation with her for two hours, so 1:00 in the morning. i told her that i had commissioned a sculpture that would be 3 foot tall, almost a meter tall, of her head for my yard, my garden. and she said, no, you're crazy. i said, yeah, i know i'm crazy. she said, you are crazy. i said, i stand happily so. [ cheers and applause ] every day i see that. >> arsenio: now, this is none of my business, but i think -- in my research i found out you have two homes? >> i do. but i'm so rich. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: does your -- >> like you. >> arsenio: -- streisand travel
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to the different homes? >> no, i have -- the original sculpted one in my yard, the bottom of the yard. when i look out the windows, there she is every day, all day long, all night long. in this cottage that i've got in the countryside, the sculptor had made a facsimile of it in fiberglass. and i said, what's happening to that one? because i'd paid for it. he said, oh, it will just be trashed. and i said, no, no, no, no. it's coming with me. [ laughter ] it's going in that yard. so i've got two. [ applause ] >> arsenio: yes. hey. i have a big, giant bust of james brolin in my yard. [ laughter ] >> you do? >> arsenio: yeah, so you ain't weird at all, bruh. [ laughter ] the finale of "loki" is now streaming on disney plus. please thank richard, and we'll be back with the music of tainy x yandel. thank you, sir, i appreciate you! [ cheers and applause ] you.
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concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: i hope you stayed up, because me, you, and richard are about to dance. their album "dynasty" is out this friday with the song "si te vas," tainy x yandel! [ cheers and applause ] [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪
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[pop top can opening] [birds chirping] [munching] [smacking] hon, those ribs ready? nope. ribs: better with pepsi. ahh! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's my time. i'd like to thank lebron james, [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: that's my time. i'd like to thank lebron james, richard e. grant, jaleel white, and tainy x yandel. watch phoebe robinson host tomorrow night. "nightline" is next. my thanks to jimmy, aaron and this incredible family here. thanks for letting me come out and play. jimmy? i left you some "chipotle" under your desk.
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