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with guest host anthony anderson. tonight, dwayne johnson and chris bosh. presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: thank you! thank you! ♪ thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. all right, enough. it's only a 30-minute show, come on. all right. we're in prime time, baby. i'm your guest host anthony anderson. more applause! [ cheers and applause ] all right, tonight, from
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milwaukee, game four of the nba finals. and whether you're rooting for the bucs or the suns, it's important to remember that no matter who wins, they're all a bunch of millionaires who get to wear shorts to work. [ laughter ] mm-hm. much of the focus this year has been on the star of the bucs, the greek freak, giannis antetokounmpo. not only is he impossible to defend, he is also impossible to pronounce. >> milwaukee bucs is phoenix suns opened up the nba finals with giannis antetokounmpo. > the nba player giannis antetokounmpo caught my eye. >> milwaukee's giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo.
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>> with giannis antetokounmpo. >> giannis antetokounmpo had 20 points. >> adele dazeem. >> anthony: somehow john travolta got the closest. we're going to have some fun tonight. our guest is the one and only dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] yes. okay, enough already. you know, when i interviewed jason momoa last week, we both took our shirts off. but dwayne and i aren't going to do that tonight. tonight, we lose our pants. [ cheers and applause ] and we might even get to see dwayne's johnson. bam! and in just a little bit, one of the greats, chris bosh will face his most terrifying challenge yet.
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>> anthony: now, if chris can sink a shot in that basket, a $25,000 donation will be given to a charity of his choice. [ cheers and applause ] but if he misses, guillermo, what happens if he does miss? >> i don't know, probably nothing. [ laughter ] >> anthony: all right. back to me. as you know, i am a man of many, many talents and for the first time ever, i'm taking those talents to the classroom. if you're not thrown out in the first quarter, you're doing it all wrong. i'm anthony anderson. you know me from "black-ish," "mixed-ush," kangaroo jack," and if you're white, my two-episode arc on "ally mcbiel."
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i was born in compton, which means i've been endowed with the god-given gift to trash talk. and i'm about to teach it to you. a lot of people think trash talking is all about cursing, but that's for amateurs. i'll teach you to dig deeper. instead of calling your opponent a name, simply ask him -- are you a real estate agent? when he says no, ask, then why do i always see you on the bench? i've coached all the league's greatest trash talkers. kevin garnett, draymond green and my greatest success story to date -- trailblazers center ennis kanter. before he came to me, his smack was whack. >> you don't play basketball. you play bad-sketball. do you get it? there's good-sketball, you're bad so you're bad at basketball -- >> boo! >> anthony: but now he sounds like this. >> oh! >> your shots are like donald trump's tweets -- because they're old and blocked. thanks anthony.
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>> anthony: that boy is good. this can be used by everyone. from waiters -- >> where's the wine list? >> we don't have one, but if we did, you'd be on it because you're been whining since you sat down. >> anthony: to uber drivers. >> oh, it stinks in here. >> my wife's going to say the same thing after i put my boot in your ass. thanks, anthony anderson. >> anthony: is what i teach inappropriate? destructive? immature? possibly. career ending? sure. but y'all can't get your money back, so i don't give a [ bleep ]. i'm anthony anderson. and this is my master class. and if you don't believe me, ask my momma. she taught me everything i know. >> that's right, you better pay my son his money, you fake commercial watching couch potato head [ bleep ]. >> anthony: what she said. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, momma, i love you.
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all right. we need to take a break. but chris bosh is here to face off against the hell hoop. we'll be right back with dwayne "the rock" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nissan. ♪ ♪ return to rugged. the all-new ruggedly redesigned 2022 nissan pathfinder. ♪ subway® has so much new they couldn't fit it in their last ad. like new smashed avocado and artisan italian bread. 100% wild-caught tuna. hold up! 100% wild-caught tuna ain't new! subway®'s always had 100% wild-caught tuna!
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do you enjoy youtube tv if. >> anthony: yeah. do i like that youtube tv recommends shows on my views habits? yes. do i enjoy i can watch tv? of course. do i appreciate sports features like key plays and real-time stats? absolutely. yes. >> okay. >> anthony: do you work for youtube tv? >> no, i just love it. >> anthony: you're weird, dude. >> i know.
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>> dicky: watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." coming up, soon to be hall of famer chris bosh will battle the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] and you can also see chris later tonight on "jimmy kimmel live" at its regular time with guest host phoebe robinson. music from money bag yo and an amazing 14-year-old girl named zaila avant-garde. she's not only a fantastic dribbler. she also just became the first african-american to win the scripps national spelling bee. talk about black girl magic. check her out with phoebe ptoni. our guest tonight is an international phenomenon and still holds the record as least likely member of the screen
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actors guild to lose a cage match. next up, you can see him starring alongside emily blunt while stealing -- oh, i'm story, while steering a boat down the amazon in the disney movie "jungle cruise." guillermo, that tequila is still in my sysyem. >> a little bit, yeah. >> it opens in theaters and disney plus with premier access july 30th. please welcome my friend dwayne johnson. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love the love. i can hear the love. >> anthony: all right, all right, dwayne, before we get into this, the other day, you posted on instagram that you couldn't sleep, so at 4:00 a.m. you went down and had a two-hour workout? why? >> i did. well, because, it was one of those nights, i couldn't shut my brain off. i didn't want to drink tequila like you and guillermo have been drinking all day, and so at
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about 3:45, i said, well, let me go down, let me start my day off right and jump into this workout. every once in awhile, you get those wild hairs, you know? >> anthony: not to be confused, the other day, i saw you post there was a hawk outside your door eating a snake? whatever happened with that? did you get your workout in that day, too? >> anthony, you know me. i always get my work out in. but that hawk, it was crazy. if anybody out there has never seen a hawk up close, they are so deceptive, because we usually see them up high in the sky flying around. hawks are magnificent and they are massive and they are -- they are -- they're bad ass and that one had a big copperhead and it was going to down on that copperhead snake. >> anthony: someone at our staff, they pulled up pictures of you and i. i think this was -- look -- look how small you are and look how big i was. i look like i ate me and the hawk. do you remember that night?
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>> well -- i do, as a matter of fact, i think that was at the super bowl and i could tell you -- how high do you look in that picture. [ laughter ] >> anthony: and you look like -- i told you that [ bleep ] was going to get you high. >> i know. i told you not to do too much of it. >> anthony: no, speaking of big, now, we know how big you are, but you are only so big when you're standing next to nba players. here you are standing next to shaq and barkley. look how small they make you look. >> listen. again, you know, that's the thing about basketball, right? you know this, anthony, because you're a fan, but it's like, you see these dudes who are, like, weekend warriors, like, i could ball in the nba. when you get around real nba players, you recognize and you
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realize quickly just how big these guys are, how impressive they are. and look, first of all, i didn't have any shoes on, so that's why -- [ laughter ] that's the problem. well, explain this one here, rock. it's you and sun mingming. looks like you have shoes on there. >> yeah, but i'm spreading my legs to appear smaller. >> anthony: okay. explain this one. you and kareem abdul-jabbar. explain this one. because -- because it looks like your legs are together on this one. >> listen. you have know damn well that should be kevin hart in that baby carrier, not me, okay? >> anthony: speaking of basketball, you made a promise to devin booker about a fanny pack that -- are you going to keep your promise because this is what we have here that you promised him, right? is this the fanny pack that you said you're going to get him? >> i'm going to get him a fanny pack. i have a personal one for him being made. i don't know about that cheap [ bleep ] you have there. but i'm going to give him --
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[ laughter ] >> anthony: hey. we'll be back with more dwayne "tiny pebble rock" johnson when we come back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. not welcome here! get out of my face! hpv can cause certain cancers when your child grows up. get in its way. hpv can affect males and females. and there's no way to predict who will or won't clear the virus. the cdc recommends hpv vaccination at age 11 or 12 to help protect against certain cancers. hey... cancer! not... my... child. don't wait. talk to your child's doctor about hpv vaccination today. you know, grandpa never let me choose the music. no way! ♪
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trust me. hold on! >> ahh! >> frank. frank, get it. >> hold on. >> come on. >> i got it. i don't got it. >> frank! frank, get off me, what are you doing? >> i'm trying to get traction. >> this is ridiculous, just leave me alone. that was a disaster. >> you're too heavy. >> anthony: welcome back, i'm anthony anderson. dwayne "the rock" johnson is with us. dwayne, did you guys shoot this on a sound stage in burbank? >> no. we shot this in hawaii, we shot "jungle cruise" in hawaii and a soundstage in georgia. >> okay, hawaii. you grew up in hawaii. that's where you spent your childhood, correct? >> i did. i did a lot of my growing up in hawaii and a lot of my growing up throughout the south following the career of my dad, who you know. >> anthony: yeah.
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>> who you knew, rather, as a pro wrestler, following his career around. >> anthony: yeah, speaking of dads, before i lost my dad, you were so gracious to my father and up until the day that he left us, still got teary eyed when he would talk about how you took care of him at a wwf event, man. he would tell the story and just tears would just well in his eyes, so, i still want to thank you for sharing that moment with my father, man, and my family, that really meant a lot to us. so thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know -- i want to -- let me just say this, anthony, first of all, you're welcome, and, you know, you get lucky if, in our business, or in life, if you have friends who you can count on with your hand, especially, though, in our business, because it's such a transient business, you're in and you're out in terms of hollywood. but we've known each other for almost 20 years, you've always been a great guy, you've always been a great friend and when my dad passed away last year, you called me and you told me what i
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was going to be feeling and you offered your brotherhood and i love you for that, so thank you. >> anthony: thank you, brother, thank you, man. [ cheers and applause ] you and emily blunt have some great chemistry in this film. was that strictly acting on her part? or is it real? [ laughter ] >> well, she's one of the greatest actresses of our generation, so, the fact she can act like she really likes me, she should win an oscar. she should win ten oscars. emily and i have really an incredible chemistry and it lit up just like that from the very first day we met. i love that woman, she's great, we're great friends, our families are great friends. i can't wait for people to see "jungle cruise." >> anthony: speaking of the movie, "jungle cruise," which opens in theaters and disney plus on july 30th -- i've got to give you that shameless plug. the movie was based on a disney ride. did you ever go on the jungle
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cruise, or did you ever spend much time in disney theme parks? >> i did. well, when i was younger, we went on jungle cruise, we went on all the rides outin california. and then much later on in life i went, finally went to disney world down in orlando. and i went there in my 20s and i'm a dinosaur now, so, that was 180 years ago. but i loved it. you know, look, i'm a big kid at heart. i love disney, i love the theme parks, i love the joy that it brings families. it's a little bit more difficult and challenging for me to go these days. i try to hide, but it's like, oh, there's the rock with a stupid looking hat on all the time. but -- >> anthony: or there's the rock with a stupid looking shirt on on a late night talk show right now. >> first of all, this is custom, thank you very much. >> anthony: i sure hope they didn't mass produce that. >> okay. [ laughter ] i will find you and lay the
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smackdown on your candy ass. >> oh, no, no, no, no. look, candy ass, speaking of finding me and laying the candy ass on me, you still owe me a pair of those shoes, those cheap ass shoes you manufactured. where are my shoes at, dwayne? >> first of all, covid hits, the entire worlds gets shut down, everyone is trying to figure out what we're going to do, what our families are going to do, what our work -- what our life looks like, i get texts from everyone, everyone is texting everybody, hey, how are you guys doing, how are you guys faring, what's going on? i get a text from anthony anderson that just says, where are my shoes? >> anthony: hey. i already went through the pleasantries of checking on you and your family. you promised me a pair of athletic shoes. where are my shoes, dwayne? >> i have your shoes coming. don't worry. they're coming. >> anthony: "jungle cruise" opens july 30th. with premier access.
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thank you, dwayne. i appreciate you. >> wait, wait, wait. >> anthony: what's going on? >> hold on. we got to do this right. we're boys, we go back 20 years. let's end this interview right, i got my tequila, let's do a toast, brother. >> anthony: dwayne, i'm at work. guillermo, come over here. guillermo, have this drink. >> all right. i will do a shot with you. >> anthony: no, put more in there. you're drinking for both of us! >> oh, my god. okay, all right. >> here we go. so, this is to guillermo, this is to anthony and this is -- this is to "jungle cruise," cheers, love you guys and thank you for having me on. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: love you, baby. "jungle cruise" opens in theaters and disney plus july 30th. all right, when we come back, chris bosh versus the hell hoop. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nissan. for directions. andpa never asked
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>> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." i'm anthony anderson. we're outside in back of oour hey,hrisngra gti legend chris >> thank you.>>ntho: wh is e ceremony? >> it is going to be the 9th
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through the 11th of september. so we're really excited about it. >> anthony: congratulations again. >> thank you. >> anthony: well, tonight, all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. and if you make it, dicky, tell us what he gets. >> dicky: if chris makes the shot, $25,000 will be donated to the charity of chris's voice, courtesy of chime, the easy and free debit card used by millions of americans. >> anthony: okay, chris, what charity have you chosen? >> we've chosen team tomorrow, a charity that benefits youth for reading, coding and leadership. >> anthony: okay, all right. sounds like a great cause. you feeling confident that you can make this shot from here tonight? >> yeah, yeah. >> anthony: okay. good luck. i forgot to mention, this is no ordinary three-point shot. because this is -- >> hell hoop! >> anthony: we've introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you.
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this is the grim rim which rotates 360 degrees. we also have the deathly defenders who will rise up to reject you. the horrifying hades blasters. and we also have the scary sisters known as the terror twins. oh. oh. all right. well, you have three chances to make a shot, chris. and here to officially start the game is el diablo himself, guillermo. >> are you ready, chris? nthol ght,et op! ♪
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>> anthony: yes! you did it! let's look at the instant replay! >> oh, he did it! >> anthony: wow! one shot. i don't think that's ever been done on hell hoop! congratulations, that's $25,000 to team tomorrow. and chris, you get a great prize, too. this creepy doll. oh. that's all the time we have. thanks to dwayne johnson and chris bosh. watch him on "jiy el latetoghwith guest host phoebe robinson. good night america.
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