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chris bosh. have a good night >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host phoebe robinson! tonight -- chelsea handler, chris bosh, scripps spelling bee champion, zaila avant-garde. and music from moneybagg yo. and now, phoebe robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, oh, oh, oh! [ cheers and applause ] taking a spin! taking another spin! ooh! [ cheers and applause ] thank you! aahh!
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hello and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" me athisre.gingtuo 54phoebe [ cheers and applause ] excited! okay. i've got to be honest. i've had a tough week, you guys. [ audience moaning ] i know. the other night, my boyfriend forced me to watch a 90-minute documentary about zz top. [ laughter ] yeah. but i guess it's my fault for dating white people. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i brought it on myself, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: sorry, white people are the worst. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. so how many of you are visiting from out of town? [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay. me, too. i flew in from brooklyn to do this. okay?
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6 hours, 4 masks, 12 reruns of "big bang theory." it was grim. [ laughter ] okay, i've actually been anxious to fly, and not just because of covid. but because of crazy stuff like this is happening on planes. >> with more and more passengers going nuts on airplanes and episodes of violence in the airways at historic levels, the tsa is conducting self-defense classes like this for flight attendants and crews. they will learn how to restrain out-of-control passengers. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, boy. i can smell the activia yogurt from here. [ laughter ] okay. the first rule of flight club is you do not talk about flight cub! [ laughter ] okay. so here i am in l.a. which, according to "u.s. news & world report" is the 126th best city to live in. yeah. that is so rude, y'all!
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[ laughter ] you know what city is number one? boulder, colorado. yeah. apparently the best place to live is named after something that can crush you to death. [ laughter ] okay, so the cities are ranked based on several factors like affordability, job prospects, and karens per capita. [ laughter ] new york city, where i live, came in at 118 on the list. yikes. but don't worry, it's still the number one place to see a dude masturbate on the l-train. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] okay, okay! too much manspreading. okay. [ laughter ] this probably isn't helping new york city's ranking. there is a restaurant on the upper east side that is selling french fries for $200.
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yeah. i'm not making this up, you guys. these are the fries. [ laughter ] yep, uh-huh. we've finally done it. we've gentrified potatoes. [ laughter ] they're called "creme de la creme pommes frites." that sounds less like a fry and more like a potato who studied abroad for a couple of months and came back with an accent like we wouldn't notice. [ laughter ] we all notice, bitch! [ laughter ] [ applause ] you are from connecticut. we are not fooled. [ laughter ] okay, so these fries are loaded with truffles and covered with edible gold dust. yeah. i feel like the gold dust should be disqualifying. gold is not an ingredient. you can put gold on anything and make it expensive. like mr. t. is not the world's most expensive man. [ laughter ]
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he's just a dude that likes chains. [ laughter ] okay, so this restaurant has a lot going on. here's a review from an actual customer. "food didn't taste good. it is way overpriced and there was an eggshell in my meatloaf. the manager just said, 'it happens,' and walked off." [ laughter ] that's new york city, baby! [ cheers and applause ] yeah! we'll eat a slice of pizza we dropped on the sidewalk, but put an eggshell in our meatloaf, and you can go [ bleep ] yourself. [ laughter ] all right, we're going to have so much fun tonight! [ cheers and applause ] all the way from louisiana, the winner of the scripps national spelling bee, zaila avant-garde is here. [ cheers and applause ]
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zaila is the first african-american to win the national spelling bee. okay? [ cheers and applause ] yes. she also holds not one but three guinness world records, for basketball. okay? [ cheers and applause ] yes. whoo! most balls juggled in one minute with four basketballs. most dribbles in 30 seconds with four basketballs. most basketballs dribbled by one person simultaneously. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! and she's only 14! that is so impressive. i'm 36 and i don't even have a driver's license. [ laughter ] i'm serious, that is so true. like a lot of new yorkers, i don't know how to drive. but i've always wanted to learn. so we found a real driver's ed instructor here in l.a. to teach
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me, and this is how that went. hold on to your butt cheeks. [ laughter ] >> hi! >> hi, how are you? >> i'm phoebe. >> i'm george. >> nice to meet you. >> nice to meet you. go ahead and have a seat, i'm going to be your instructor today. >> cool. i'm so excited. ♪ >> let's go over the controls real quick. so we have the gear shift here. you know about the "d" for drive, "r" for reverse. you've got the horn there. >> yes, like that. [ honking ] >> yeah, that one's like -- >> is that annoying? >> it might be to another driver. >> if i'm really mad, can i just whale on it? just [ bleep ] -- [ honking ] >> technically it's probably not the right thing to do -- >> shh! shh! >> yeah. are you ready to try this? >> oh my god.
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>> what we're going to do is park between these two cars. put it in drive. you're going to do this whole thing by yourself. pull forward. turn it to the left. yep. >> okay. okay, now i have to reverse. >> yeah. >> [ bleep ]. >> okay, you hit the board. okay. stop, stop, stop, stop. >> [ bleep ]. >> you hit the lamborghini. >> let's make a getaway, hold on -- >> no, no, hold on -- >> i want to figure it out. >> you just hit the ferrari. okay, stop. stop, stop, stop, stop. >> george! >> it's okay. >> am i giving you a heart attack? >> yeah, you just crashed into the car, that's a critical error. no, no, no, no -- ♪ >> this is a little course that we set up. so that's the beginning. you see those two cones? we're going to drive right in the middle of them. >> oh my god, vin diesel, kiss my ass! >> slow down, slow down -- to the left --
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>> why is this car so fast? so much pressure, george. >> you got this, you're doing it. >> okay, wait. oh! [ bleep ]! come on! what happened, george? >> come on. we're going to do this until you feel comfortable driving, okay? >> okay. ♪ >> you're going to stop before the sidewalk. look both ways, make sure there's no pedestrians. creep out nice and slow. then start turning to the right. do two strokes and hold that. hold, hold, let it slide. yep. turn to the left. yeah. straighten out the wheel. you're good. >> okay, it just feels like those other cars are so close. >> yeah, don't stare at them because you'll go towards them. you're doing a great job. keep going toward -- >> are the lanes always this narrow? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> oh, why this bitch have her door open? >> this is what happens, so signal left, then go back over to the right -- >> close your door!
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do you tell people tha >> yeah, to be honest. but i don't roll down my window to tell them. this is a notoriously fast light. we got to be at the ready. if the guy in front of us isn't going, you can give a little tap of the horn, yeah, go for it. [ honking ] that's a little bit too much. oh, wow. >> come on, [ bleep ], we're going to make it! >> we just ran a red light. [ laughter and applause ] >> i want you to call out things that you see around you, ahead of you, and behind you. this is like a scouting exercise, all right? for example, let me give you an example -- >> wait, the hot guy stretching. >> yeah, you would point him out. he can pose a potential hazard. when you're ready, go ahead and start. >> buffalo wild wings. >> all right. >> target. >> okay, so that's shopping center stuff. >> oh my god, spider-man! yes! spider-man. >> i want you to call out signs, like do not block the intersection. >> oh. >> speed limit signs. >> hollywood parking.
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look at that truck. oh, weed! [ laughter ] >> keep your eyes on the road. >> i know, but -- [ crashing sound ] >> keep to it the left. >> oh my god, this is too much! oh my god! why would you do that? in his [ bleep ] flip-flops? >> yeah, that was kind of dangerous. >> can i give him the middle finger? >> uh -- no. >> take that middle finger, man! >> good, you got this all by yourself, very nice. >> oh [ bleep ], did you see that, george? >> no, you're good, we're going to turn right back -- >> oh! >> that happens, though -- >> no, bitch, don't say thank you. >> i know, she waved "thank you." >> you're not welcome! [ laughter ] >> we're going to pull into here. signal right. >> yes. oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> you're going to park all on your own. all you, all you. >> [ bleep ]. >> straighten out the wheel. more to the left. stop. put it in park.
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>> oh my god, this was so fun! >> i told you. >> george, this was great. you are such a good teacher. >> thank you. >> this was amazing. there's just one more thing i want to do. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: whoo! oh my goodness! we have a good show for you tonight. chelsea handler is with us. [ cheers and applause ] nba great chris bosh is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from moneybagg yo. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll be right back with spelling bee champion zaila avant-garde. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: yes! thank you, thank you! welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm phoebe robinson. [ cheer ] thank you, sir. i'm taken, but you cute. okay. [ laughter ] this young woman has a national spelling bee title, three guinness world records, and an incredibly cool name. please welcome, all the way from harvey, louisiana, the incredibly talented zaila avant-garde. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> phoebe: oh my gosh, okay. my first question is, how do you feel about being america's spelling sweetheart? >> well, i don't really know yet, because i'm still soaking it in. [ laughter ] so let me -- ask me that in like a month. [ laughter ] because right now i don't really know. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: during the spelling bee, you asked a specific question for like a little piece of information for your final word. take a look. >> the word is murraya. >> murraya. is this like the english name murray, which can be the name of a comedian, or an english name in general? >> i don't see that here. bill murray made the spelling bee. >> murraya. m-u-r-r-a-y-a. >> that is correct! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> phoebe: okay. so is your family, like, big bill murray fans? [ laughter ] >> i know -- only bill murray movie i know of my father watching it, watching it with me, was "lost in translation." that's kind of how i remember that word. when i first came upon it, murray, like bill murray-a. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: not only the best speller in the world, but you have one, two, three guinness world records, which is amazing, for basketball. incredible. [ cheers and applause ] you can do the most dribbles in a minute, the most bounces in 30 seconds, the most balls dribbled at one time. are you ever bored? [ laughter ] what's going on here? >> no, i don't know what's going on, i've just been working on it since i was 5. so i've had a lot of time to work my way up to that level. >> phoebe: you guys! [ laughter ] i want to adopt you, but i think i would lead you down the wrong path. [ laughter ] you know what?
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you killed it at the spelling bee, but i want to try and test you a little bit here if that's okay with you. >> sure. >> phoebe: okay, great. we have a really great game called "bee ball." [ cheers and applause ] guillermo is our ball bee, in charge of our basketballs. [ cheers and applause ] you have three challenges ahead of you. okay. the first challenge is, dribble three balls simultaneously while spelling the word "machiavellian." [ cheers and applause ] >> i believe that's "m-a-c-h-i-a-v-e-l-l-i-a-n." [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh my god. that's amazing. okay, okay. now this one's a little harder.
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challenge number two. dribble six balls simultaneously while spelling the word "amaryllis." >> i think it's pronounced amaryllis. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: amaryllis, meaning a bulbous plant with white, pink, or red flowers, amaryllis. >> thank you. >> phoebe: you got this. >> i hope so. [ laughter ] a-m-a-r-y-l-l-i-s. [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, my -- okay. wowza. okay. and for your final challenge, we have a special guest presenter. all the way from marseille, france, the man who helped you
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win the crown -- mr. bill murray! [ cheers and applause ] oh my god, oh my god, okay. bill, why are you all the way in france? what's going on? >> well, hello, phoebe. i came over here with a movie called "the french dispatch." we opened the other night at the cannes film festival. >> phoebe: wow. >> and it's a very good film, and the french really love it, so i think the americans will too. [ cheers and applause ] i'm really happy for you. i'm really happy for you, big z. on the coincidental front, i spelled your name properly the other day. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> phoebe: okay. >> but it's not -- it's not enough to win for the scripps people, you've got to be able to multi-task. phoebe has pointed out to you, you can see how she talks and drives a car at the same time.
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[ laughter ] i think with guillermo's help, you can do this. what we want you to do now is to dribble three balls while balancing on a foam roller and spelling the english word that comes from the french "portmanteau." >> phoebe: bill, that's really hard. >> it's hard for you, phoebe. [ laughter ] this is not going to be a problem. >> phoebe: that's fair, that is fair. >> let's hear some applause! [ cheers and applause ] >> so what is a portmanteau? >> it's a suitcase or a valise. >> p-o-r-t-m-a-n-t-e-a-u.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh my gosh, oh my gosh. >> there you go, there you go. >> phoebe: thank you so much, bill, thank you! >> you're welcome, phoebe. keep up the good work. >> phoebe: thanks, bye! [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: congratulations because you're an amazing speller and dribbler, you will be getting a full scholarship to sports academy. [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes, yes! [ drumroll ] a basketball training center near and dear to the heart of kobe bryant and his fans all around the world. thank you, zaila. thanks to bill murray. we'll be back with chelsea handler! [ cheers and applause ]
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and speaking of books, i have a new one coming out. [ cheers and applause ] called "please don't sit on my bed in your outside clothes." you can pre-order it now. if you can only afford one book, buy mine, chris is rich. [ laughter ] and later, his album is called "a gangsta's pain." music from moneybagg yo. [ cheers and applause ] make sure to come back friday. nick kroll will be hosting with his guests seth rogen, winston duke, and gucci mane. ooh-la-la! yes. [ cheers ] and on saturday in primetime, watch anthony anderson host "jimmy kimmel live: nba finals game night" with his guest, cedric the entertainer. [ cheers and applause ] my guest is a comedian, talk show host, and author who can do it all, often without a shirt. free them titties!
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[ laughter and cheers ] that one guy was really excited about that. [ laughter ] she is currently on the road for her "vaccinated & horny" tour. tickavno joining us [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hi, phoebe! >> phoebe: hi, it's such a pleasure to meet you, even via zoom. i'm so excited. so you're in nashville, you're about to go on stage in less than 30 minutes is what i heard? thank you so much for making time for us. >> yeah. >> phoebe: do you still get nervous right before you go on? or are you very chill? >> sometimes i get nervous. right now i'm warming up. i'm doing a week of shows in nashville at one of my favorite comedy clubs, zanies. i'm warming up my set for the bigger shows. so i like to work it out at clubs i like in this country.
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not so much nervous, more sober than usual, because i'm still building the material and getting a whole hour together. so i have to be sharp, so i can't, you know -- it's not like i'm having an edible or a drink, as i usually like to do before i perform professionally. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: so you're just drinking flat water before you go on now, a whole new chelsea? >> i can't even have flat water, it's sparkling. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: your tour, "vaccinated and horny," which seems on brand for you. it's amazing. >> i think it's on brand for pretty much the country, you know? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] anybody who's single, it's been frustrating. yeah, there's a lot of frustration and pent-up aggravation that's going around. and i think this is a real opportunity for me to bring people together in the right way so we can, you know, hopefully just all love on each other without too many new stds being created. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> phoebe: i love that. so how has it been going, to go back into standup after covid? i wasn't doing a lot of standup. how has it been for you? >> well, i mean, it's interesting. when you see a whole group of people in an audience, like i don't know, i'm sure you're looking at a whole group of people. and that have no face masks on. it feels like you're seeing something you're not supposed to, you know? it feels like you got a pic of a "d" or something, and oh! you look away. we're not used to seeing it. it's kind of like, oh, this is okay? but people are really pumped up to be out, and i am too. i'm just so psyched to be able to sell tickets, you know what i mean? to go and perform in front of people who are coming together for the first time since covid. so many people. a lot of the people in the south didn't experience covid. so their clubs are very full. [ laughter ] apparently didn't happen down here. >> phoebe: so you did a show at the mirage in las vegas.
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i'm guessing they were not too concerned about the pandemic. right? >> no, no. definitely no. that's definitely where you want to go after you get double vaccinated, is to vegas. [ laughter ] yeah. game on. it was a hot mess in vegas. we gambled, i went with my friends, and my friend joe coy, another comedian, we gambled until 4:30 in the morning. vegas is my favorite place to go in for a good -- not a full 24 hours, but 20 hours. [ laughter ] you get out right before there's a full day. >> phoebe: so you posted on instagram recently your before you got to vegas, and the morning after you got to vegas. [ laughter ] i mean, not to make this a competition. but here's a picture of me when i was in vegas at a bachelorette party. [ cheers and applause ] i was at a strip -- >> and you were -- are you the white guy on top? [ laughter ]
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>> phoebe: it was at a strip club. i don't know if you saw him while you were there, but he was great, he was great. so you have to get ready for your show. do you have any preshow rituals that you like to do now? >> you know, i have a -- i mean, i talk a lot about, you know, the kind of man that i'm more open to having sexual penetration with now. [ laughter ] because everything we've learned about white men is just so -- guillermo knows, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] it's so disappointing. i mean, my choices now are like, i have to go towards, you know? my black and latino and asian brothers and say, here, i'm here! please, take me! or become a middle-of-life lesbian, which i'm not naturally gay, but if men keep it up i might have to become gay. [ laughter ] it's a hot mess out there. i'm trying to stay focused. i have no rituals yet. yeah, i try to calm down my breathing.
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when i get excited, i can talk really, really fast. then i'm not making any sense. so i guess i'm just -- i try and do some deep breathing exercises so that i don't start screaming at men in the middle of my show. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. so before you go, i want to ask you about an interview you did with "instyle." and at one point you said -- i want to read this quote properly. "one thing i learned from doing quaaludes at jane fonda's house is, don't do quaaludes." [ laughter ] i got a lot of follow-ups. were both you and jane doing quaaludes? and what kind of party was this? >> this was jane -- i don't know -- i don't think jane was doing quaaludes. jane didn't give me the quaaludes. someone else gave me two quaaludes. and i said to my girlfriend at the party, i just got two quaaludes, do you want one? she said, i'm not taking a quaalude, chelsea. so i took both of them. [ laughter ] and that was a hot mess. i couldn't walk for a long time. yeah. so i'm not into quaaludes. i just want a little joint or a
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cocktail, and i want to laugh my ass off, you know what i mean? [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: i love that, i love that. okay. i'm going to try and squeeze in one more question, if that's okay with you. we both love to write. we love books. i noticed on instagram you show your appreciation for books a little differently. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] showing off the hot bod, and today is national nude day. >> oh. >> phoebe: you didn't know? i thought it was in your calendar. >> i'm nude all the time, i don't need a date for it. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. >> first of all, phoebe, i want to say congrats on your new book, i can't wait to read it, i'm so psyched about it. [ cheers and applause ] and congratulations. yeah, right on. >> phoebe: thank you so much. this has been so fun. tickets are now available for the "vaccinated and horny" tour. thanks, chelsea! we'll be right back with chris bosh! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> phoebe: all right! our next guest is a two-time nba champion who'll be inducted later this year into the basketball hall of fame, and he's a writer, too. his new book is, "letters to a young athlete," but you can still read it even if you hate exercise.
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[ laughter ] please welcome chris bosh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> phoebe: oh, oh my brother is going to be so jealous that i'm talking to you right now. oh, this is so cool. >> so good to be here. >> phoebe: thank you for coming here. congratulations on your induction. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: that's amazing. okay. so what were you doing and where >> you know, everybody keeps s?- asking me that question. and i wish i had something way cooler. for the parents out there, we know about virtual school. [ laughter ] you know? so i was all the way in virtual school. i think i'm telling my son about an assignment that we didn't turn in, now "we" didn't turn in an assignment. [ laughter ]
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so we were probably trying to figure that out. i forgot that i was supposed to get the call that day. when my phone started ringing and i look down and it's an unknown number, the training took over, i just busted out into a sprint to the office. >> phoebe: wow. okay. so you're a writer, you have a phenomenal book. are you working on your induction speech yet? >> yeah, yeah. i am working on it. it's coming along. it's a lot of pressure, actually. i didn't expect to be in this position right now. if it were up to me, i would still be playing basketball. but, you know -- trying to write a speech is a challenge. it's a good challenge to have. i'm just so honored and so thrilled just to be mentioned with all the great men and women who have done so much, not only for the game of basketball, but really, in my opinion, the world. because the game is worldwide. and the things that people do to help their communities and to
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really just show what a great example of a human being should be like, i think it's second to none. [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: oh, wow, that's amazing. okay. so i don't know if you've heard, but i'm also a writer as well. >> i heard. >> phoebe: so i came up with some closing lines for your speech. >> okay. >> phoebe: if i could throw them out at you. >> okay. >> phoebe: you can let me know what you like. >> yeah. >> phoebe: okay. first up, "i love this game almost as much as i love burger king's new chicken sandwich." [ laughter ] "burger king, have it your way." i thought that's kind of a cool integration of products -- >> that's a good one, what else you got? [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay, next one. "one last piece of advice, always keep the icy hot far away from your jock strap." [ laughter ] right? [ cheers and applause ] >> for people that play sports, especially the men, i hope the
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women have never gone through something like that. [ laughter ] but yeah, you know, there's been a couple games where it's like, oh, yeah, we're midway through the first quarter, no wonder i'm loose. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. >> fired up! [ laughter ] >> phoebe: i have one last one. this is my personal fave. "i owe my entire nba career to my personal trainer and dear friend, phoebe robinson." [ cheers and applause ] >> that last one's pretty good. >> phoebe: yeah? okay. >> that last one's pretty good good, that last one's pretty good. we'll keep just, you know, banging it out. just keep throwing paint on the wall, see what happens. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: okay. so i'm a huge fan of yours. so many people are a huge fan of yours. what has been your weirdest sort of fan encounter where you're like, okay, i don't know where this is going? >> oh, man.
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you know, it's been a couple. you know, the only thing i can really think of is usually in the nba, they have the nba -- i hate to use that reference -- the stands. usually they're outside the hotel, outside the arenas, asking for autographs. it was this one man in particular, i couldn't remember his name, bless his heart. he was an older guy. he looked a little creepy, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] guys can look a little creepy, old guys with hats, you know what i mean? [ laughter ] especially when it's 22 degrees outside. >> phoebe: yeah. >> somebody wants your autograph? it sounds kind of cool, but when it happens -- it's great, and he's a normal dude. >> phoebe: right. >> i hope he's well. i hope you're watching, good to see you, my guy. [ laughter ] but you were creepy, you know? just a little bit. it's like, "phoebe, can i have your autograph? sign it right there." and you just saw him last week. man, i signed that, what happened to the other thing that i signed? [ laughter ]
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>> phoebe: so i like a lot of different kinds of music, so do you. my favorite band is u2. i heard you're a big bruce springsteen fan. >> yeah. >> phoebe: yeah, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, it wasn't supposed to get out. [ laughter ] >> phoebe: is that what you were listening to before you went on the court? you were "born in the usa." you went out and dunked? >> yeah, kind of like that. just believing in myself, i just get that springsteen voice, and i say -- ♪ baby here's a ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: that was so good. that was so good. okay. so let's talk a little bit about your book. >> yes. >> phoebe: "letters to a young athlete." why did you want to write this book? >> you know, i played so long in basketball and a portion of that was professional. most people get to see the professional side of it. but more of that is in the
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practice gym, with your teammates, with your friends. really, sometimes, with your family. so i pretty much wanted to leave an homage, if you will, a memento to the game of basketball and to the game of life. i wanted to -- i read so many books that helped me out that weren't necessarily basketball books. i love to read before every game. and so this is something that i wanted to leave that i felt would help somebody trying to get better at whatever craft they're trying to get into. if you're trying to get over an obstacle, i believe this book is for you. only because i was able to accomplish things i never would have thought i would have accomplished. and i'm just pretty much reverse engineering, i guess, my success. and really recounting all the stories that i felt helped me and the people that helped me get to where i needed to get to. [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: i love that, that's amazing.
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you know, i will say, for paperbacks, this is for young athletes. i think it should be called "texts to a young athlete." people don't read letters anymore. [ laughter ] >> hey, that's the best part. we have audiobook, you know, we've got digital, we've got physical, we've got it all. [ applause ] and i read it, so please listen to it. >> phoebe: all right, thank you so much, chris. "letters to a young athlete" is available now. we'll be right back with music from moneybagg yo. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> phoebe: i want to thank chelsea handler, chris bosh, zaila avant-garde, bill murray, and jimmy kimmel too. "nightline" is next, but first, "a gangsta's pain" is his album, with the songs "wockesha" and "rookie of the year," moneybagg yo! [ cheers and applause ]
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>> yo world, i introduce to you mony bagg yo, let's go! ♪ turn me up, yc turn me up y jersey, my city on my back i got 'em reppin' me ♪ ♪ heard me heard me know i play with m's must be stupid if ♪ ♪ she curve me dumb fitted hat and forces still be dressin' ♪ ♪ like i'm servin' trap rookie of the year i got the ball and ♪ ♪ they got nervous spooked 'member havin' mask on way before corona hit ♪ ♪ told 30 not to cross the plug he went behind me set the pick ♪ ♪ i play like a beast but my demeanor humble don't make me turn up go so hard they got to ♪ ♪ retire my number big twelve unranked underdog trained to go when i ball ♪ ♪ losses turn to lessons i can't see myself fallin' off nah ♪ ♪ and i'm havin' accuracy i pull up and shoot off the rim off the hip ♪ ♪ check the score it's twenty-zip swoosh if you ain't got ♪ ♪ no check for me don't check for me respectfully nah ♪ ♪ i can't let my kid down i'm buildin' up my legacy yeah ain't competin' ♪ ♪ with nobody i'm just tryna be a better me me ♪ ♪ introduction bout to show you somethin' that you ♪ ♪ ain't never see go ♪ ♪ i'm sittin' here lookin' at keisha like do you love me do you love me not ♪ ♪ you hit the spot taste like candy sweet like fruit ♪ ♪ ooh
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wet like water can i love on you withdrawals ♪ ♪ i'm feelin' different every day i need a dose every now and then i'm missin' ♪ ♪ i got my times when i go ghost but she mine hmm hmm hmm hmm ♪ ♪ i'm stampin' her io sta so them other mad at her ♪ ♪ too mad ha thumbin' through a hunnid thou' i spent that times ♪ ♪ two on you caught myself cuttin' you loose then i pop back up ♪ ♪ like peekaboo here i go, flyer than most louis v coat gas station ♪ ♪ coffee cup full i don't drive boats, no money can't buy happiness but she ♪ ♪ found love inside a g head and somethin' to eat that's all a thug need ♪ ♪ no lie you get me higher than the prices on my weed i'm displayin' my feelings ♪ ♪ like i'm wearing 'em on my sleeve see one minute i'm ♪ ♪ done with you the next one i be runnin' back go your way ♪ ♪ i go my way but somehow we be still attached tryna find my answers with this cup ♪ ♪ but ain't no truth in that they be like i'm dumb for -- with you ♪ ♪ i spend stupid racks i'm sittin' here knowing i don't need ya pouring o's in the lid ♪ ♪ sippin' chaser with my reefer can't get my mind off wockesha ♪ ♪ watch me put my heart in this cup mfeel she therapist ♪ i ear ♪
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