>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live nba finals mo dric the entertain, and we play "college knowledge" with jalen suggs, joel ayayi, mo bamba, myles turner, presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> give me more! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. that's enough.

that's enough. young lady. okay. hello, and welcome to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night." hosted by me, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] we are in primetime for game five of the nba finals. now, milwaukee tied things up after the suns imploded in game four. phoenix had more turnovers than a german pastry shop. [ laughter ] once again, giannis came up big for the bucks. not only did he make the suns eat their words, he also made them eat a basketball. watch this. >> tucker on edge. throws it up for ayton! omiaistetokounmpo, what a block >> anthony: whew! you've got to watch out for giannis. that man will buck you up! you know, a lot of people were wondering why giannis

mysteriously left the court during the first quarter in games three and four. well, turns out, he had a very good reason. >> yawn oes, second game in a row went out second quarter. curious, what's going on there? >> what the hell you say politely. [ speaking in foreign language ] a tinkle. >> a tinkle? >> yeah. >> anthony: the greek freak took a leak! [ laughter ] "i went to take a tinkle --" how does the biggest guy on the team have the smallest bladder? like, kareem abdul-jabbar and oscar robertson were in the crowd. now, those dudes are over 70 years and they didn't even take a "tinkle" until half time. [ applause ] you picked a good night to watch. my friend cedric the entertainer is here. [ cheers and applause ] and later, all-star alumni from

two ncaa college basketball teams will face off to see how much they actually learned in school. it's a game we call "college knowledge!" [ cheers and applause ] speaking of college, you know the ncaa recently decided that college athletes can finally get paid for endorsement deals -- [ applause ] [ cheers and applause ] -- which is long overdue. i just hope they're for products that college students actually use. like i don't want them sponsored by gucci or rolex. but do some commercials from top ramen or cheap weed. [ laughter ] [ applause ] and one more thing. there's a reason i do these primetime specials. you know why that is, guillermo? >> guillermo: to make a lot of money? >> anthony: no. well, that's two reasons i do primetime specials. but i also do it for the kids. and i wanted to find out what

kids today actually know about the nba. so that's exactly what i did. all right. you guys know the rules of basketball? >> no. >> anthony: no? >> yes. >> anthony: yes, you do. okay. all right. how many points is a free throw, nikki? >> ten. >> okay. ten points for a free throw, nikki says. may sound like a trick question. how many points do you get when you shoot a three pointer. >> 11. >> anthony: you get 11 points. max, how many when you shoot a three pointer? >> 12. >> anthony: all right. one better than 11. can any of you name any positions that a basketball player played? yes, anna? >> um, caterpillar. >> anthony: okay. caterpillar, uh-huh. anybody else? yes, nolan? >> downward doggy. >> anthony: downward doggy. yes, my favorite position in basketball.

downward doggy's can you bring snacks on the basketball court? max? >> no. >> anthony: depends what player you are. charles barkley, he would always bring snacks when he played basketball. always had something in his little pocket. how much money do you think lebron james makes a year? >> $1,000. >> anthony: $1,000? $1,000? how much money do you think a tv host should make, cyrus? >> hmm -- i think -- $5,000. >> anthony: cyrus! you only gave me $5,000? >> oh -- $8,000! oh -- oh -- $80,000. >> anthony: much better. that's what i'm talking about. high five. that's what his hand is up here for. high five. here's your favorite basketball team? >> the dodgers. >> anthony: dodgers is your favorite basketball team. nikki? >> trojan. fight on. >> anthony: usc trojans. nikki, who's your favorite? from the usc trojans fight on?

>> patrick mahomes. >> anthony: patrick mahomes. who is the best player of all-time? >> kobe. >> lebron james. >> anthony: cyrus said lebron. nolan said kobe. >> uh-huh. >> anthony: and mela? >> my brother's good. >> anthony: your brother's good? what's his name? >> evan. >> anthony: best basketball player of all-time is -- evan. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we need to take a break but we'll be right back with cedric the entertainer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by nissan. back in the day, grandpa never asked for directions. where are we going? wherever i'm going, that's where we're going. ♪ okay dad. and my mix tapes, had all my jams. ♪ what's a mix tape?

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: sorry about that. i went to tinkle. [ laughter ] welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night. [ cheers and applause ] come on! coming up, it's gonzaga versus the university of texas in a thrilling edition of "college knowledge." [ cheers ] i'll also be hosting "jimmy kimmel live" all next week, with my guests margot robbie, [ applause ] john cena, christian slater, robin thicke and many more. i'm basically this show's step dad now. the only difference is, i'm gonna treat your mama right. [ applause ]

tonight's guest is one of the original kings of comedy, and a good friend of mine, too. in september, he will host the 73rd primetime emmy awards on cbs, and -- i'm nominated again, cheer here [ cheers and applause ] and so i'm counting on my main man to come through for me. i'm feeling good about this year. you know what i'm saying, cedric? you know what i'm saying! please welcome my good friend cedric the entertainer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah! >> anthony: give it up, give it up. [ cheers and applause ] >> what up, dog? what's up for the boys? y'all know what it is. >> anthony: ah, so -- cedric. >> hey, man. >> anthony: are you coming back from vacation? >> always on vacation.

always on vacation. man, that's me. you check it out. dyed the hair blonde and everything. look at this. >> anthony: i want to know, do they have more fun? >> oh -- blondes? >> anthony: yes. >> yes. [ laughter ] yes. i have found out that blondes, indeed, have more fun. it's all good, too. >> anthony: okay. cedric, man, i was trying to think about this in rehearsal today. we have known each other -- for -- forever. >> a long time. >> anthony: almost 20 years now and i can't remember how we know each other. do you know how -- how it all happened? >> i believe i was blonde at the time, and -- [ laughter ] turned up! [ laughter ] no. it was -- it was, i believe it was, i mean, of course out here in this business, but somewhere around barber shop i? >> anthony: before that. wracking my mind how this bromance started. >> did it come to you at all. >> anthony: it did not come to me. >> and something about your mom

having a thing about me, too. >> anthony: okay. can we -- >> i was in your house long before i knew -- >> anthony: ah, can we talk about this on-air? >> i don't know. this story's pretty -- >> anthony: all right i'm going to share with an audience right now. i went to my mom's house unexpected one day. and i'm there, and my mom says, baby, go get my orange soda off the side of my bed. i go in her bedroom and retrieve her orange soda. as i'm walking out i pass her armoire by the door, and i look. it's like a seance. it has eight lit candles, and a picture of her and cedric. amongst the eight lit candles, but that's not all. as i look closely, my mother has two vibrators laying across -- cedric --

>> it's not like that's the first time i've heard that, though. that happened to me, quite often. >> anthony: so i had to call cedric. hey, man, something you want to teem about you and my mama? >> that was really shocking. because i didn't -- i was really shocked. i didn't know she had kept the vibrators. you know? [ laughter ] the picture -- i was quite aware of, but i didn't know -- >> anthony: i don't even know where to begin. or how to end this! >> well, you can call me daddy, if you want to. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we'll be right back with my dad, cedric the entertainer, after this. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. network.erica's largest 5g

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fame rings that our good friend george lopez came up with this concept for any of us we know, friends of ours. you get your star on the hollywood walk of fame then we also, we decided to give all of our friends rings, to commemorate that so that, you know, because you're not really going to go to your star on the walk of fame. >> anthony: oh, i go to mine. oh -- i go to mine. >> i've been with you when you went to yours. no matter where you go, in the car with him, we're going to l.a.x. let's stop by my star, if you don't mind, ced. real quick. just real fast. >> anthony: speaking of going places you recently got onstage after being offstage because of the pandemic, 16 months? >> over a year. close to, like, 18 months. >> anthony: okay. how was that getting back onstage, first time? >> it was horrible. thought all of these jokes i thought would be killer jokes. oh, i'm about to urkel, boy, and you realize you wrote these jokes in a bubble. so i had my four jokes.

had you to be there on that one. i'm sorry. and it just started going downhill to the point -- the people had been, they'd been locked down so long, they did not want me to leave and started telling me jokes to stay. they was like, we're not getting ready to go back home. do that joke. do the one on the space shuttle. do that again. >> do the uncle in the barbecue. >> yeah, please. i'm not going home yet. >> anthony: interesting nudge, you are hosting the 73rd primetime emmy awards this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i am. >> anthony: let's talk about that, ced. that's a huge accomplishment. >> exciting, man. of course, you are know us? growing up, watching tv. i'm from a small town in missouri then we moved to missouri. in that small town tv was everything, man. you watched with your grandmother. sit around with your family. now, you know, to have words and

build a career, done movies, tv, commercials. all that kind of stuff, to have an opportunity to host the night where we all can participate, it's our job. a lot of peers there. going to be great, man. we'll have fun. i wanted to be, like, a, you know, a family affair opposed to that stuffy -- where the air is. oh, my god. you can get barbecue back of mine. >> anthony: okay. [ applause ] well, i'm trying to get a trophy in the back of yours. can you put in a good word for me? this is the tenth nomination for me, ced. >> consider it done -- consider it done. i'm going to give you one regardless. i don't care who's there. i might do the whole, like, yeah. this who won, but then this who really won. like -- >> anthony: okay. >> you know, like. yeah. i'm going to do the kanye. let you talk, but -- been killing me for ten years! come on up here.

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>> anthony: welcome back. it's now time to pit alums from two different ncaa teams head-to-head, to bring honor, and possibly shame, to their alma maters. let's play "college knowledge!" [ cheers and applause ] first, representing university of texas, it's mo bamba and myles turner. [ cheers and applause ]

all right, mo. all right. all right, myles. [ applause ] and their opponents, representing gonzaga university, it's jaylen suggs and joel ayayi. jimmy kimmel has alleged many times your college is fake. gonzaga isn't really a real college. i need you to prove them wrong today, will do. >> anthony: all right. gentlemen, we are about to find out how much you retain from your time in school. how are you feeling in this today? >> confident. >> confident. >> they just left school, so -- >> anthony: all right! well, i'm grog to ask you some basic knowledge questions. the first team to buzz in gets to answer it. if you get it wrong, the other team has a chance to steal. are you ready? >> good.

>> all right. >> anthony: all right. the first question is -- how many stripes are there on the american flag? >> 13. >> anthony: 13. okay. texas. uh-huh. next question -- who was the first man to walk on the moon? >> neil armstrong. >> anthony: okay, joel! and put gonzaga on the board. all right! next question -- who developed einstein's theory of relativity? >> he was going to press the button. >> anthony: who developed einstein's theory of relativity? >> we get a telephone, like, to the -- we get a telephone to the audience? this is jimmy kimmel. >> anthony: yeah, phone the audience. phone a friend! don't you care give him that simple answer? >> einstein did! [ laughter ] >> no? >> anthony: are you asking me or telling me?

>> i'm telling you. >> anthony: okay. - gonzaga answered einstein, is that correct. maybe jimmy kimmel was right about your university. [ laughter ] next question what is the world's largest river? texas? >> amazon river. >> anthony: yes! nice. [ applause ] our next question -- what is the largest "living" animal? >> the whale. >> anthony: what type of whale? >> oh, come on now. [ laughter ] that's a vague question -- >> ooh -- i'm going to say -- >> anthony: can we accept -- >> blue whale. >> anthony: blue whale! that's the answer! [ applause ] all right. next question is --

what is the human body's largest organ? no. it's not penis. >> well, speak your yourself -- [ laughter ] that was my answer. >> no, it's not. is it the heart? >> anthony: you guys get a free shot at it, gonzaga. >> is it? >> anthony: what is the human body's largest organ? >> no -- skin? >> anthony: skin is the correct answer! [ cheers and applause ] >> oh! that is so -- oh. >> anthony: all right. let's see if you guys get this one. what is -- >> oh! >> anthony: okay. what is the name for the process plants used to turn sunlight -- >> wait, wait. photosynthesis! >> anthony: okay. and about to answer --

>> finish the sentence! >> anthony: and that is our final question. texas, you win! gonzaga, you're not a real university. our winners, mo and myles. you win silk robes that say "genius." but not to be outdone, our losers. you win bathrobes that have been used that say "dumbass." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank these gentlemen and my daddy, cedric the entertainer, too. momma, you got some explaining to do. good night, america. we'll see you next time. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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