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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's ightwistosmel live nba finals anthony anderson. tonight -- chris tucker. and we play "generation gap" with anfernee simons and bill walton, presented by nissan and youtube tv. and now, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right. give me more! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. hello and welcome to our game night special.
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i'm your host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] and here we are, game six of the nba finals. milwaukee is one win away from their first championship in 50 years. whatever happens tonight, some cows are getting tipped. you know, milwaukee is known as "cream city." is it me, or does that sound kind of freaky to you? "man, i met up with this hottie last night, and we had a few drinks, and then she took me to cream city." [ laughter ] but over in phoenix, the suns changed the name of their stadium this weekend. it's now called "the footprint
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center." yeah, which was inspired by the size 16 foot giannis stuck in their ass during game five. this was the play that sealed the deal. after stealing the ball from devin booker, jrue holiday dribbled the ball down court and hit giannis for the alley-oop, and the greek freak put it down like a dog in "old yeller." look at him. this is the face of a guy who just went to cream city. oh, yeah, baby. [ applause ] there was a lot going on in game five. one fan sitting courtside even snuck a whole bottle of tequila into the arena. and that fan was lebron james. [ applause ] sneaking booze into the finals like it was a flight on spirit airlines. like his movie made $30 million this weekend. you'd think he could afford a brown paper bag.
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>> guillermo: yeah. >> anthony: you can't just carry around a bottle of tequila in public. who the hell does he think he is? guillermo? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i don't know. but he can do whatever he wants. >> anthony: one more thing. over the years, many nba players have taken their talents off the court and into the recording studio. but one all-star in particular is raising his voice to new heights. >> shaquille o'neal, metta world peace, lebron james, kevin durant. what do all these men have in common besides being nba greats? they've all released hip-hop tracks. the most recent nba entry into the music game is laker all-star andre drummond. >> are you going to be >> who is forging his own path. >> i write music to let people know who i am, where i com for the longest time i thought i was jamaican.
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i did a 23andme, and it turns out i'm not. i'm swiss, just like my rolex. >> andre immediately dropped everything and traveled to his ancestral village of kartoffelpuffer. >> switzerland is my home. i learned how to milk a cow. that's when i realized i wasn't on the rap. i was born to yodel. s ♪ i've got holes in my cheese, no holes in my game ♪ ♪ [ yodeling ] ♪ i claim the alps and i drive through the lane ♪ [ yodeling ] >> no, no, no. this is basketball. dribbles and up and down. [ yodeling ] >> he's enlisted legendary yodeling court jorgen schlump to help him. >> i am a three-time gold medalist at the olympics.
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i am the voice of "the price is right cliff-hanger." yes. [ yodeling ] >> i can't do this, man. i suck at yodeling. >> what animal is this? >> a goat? >> no. you are the g.o.a.t. go again. [ yodeling ] >> come on. like you mean it. [ yodeling ] >> you call yourself swiss? >> yes. [ bleep ] swiss. >> but the shoot is interrupted by some earth-shattering news. >> i just got a message from 23andme, and it says i'm not swiss. >> what are you? >> i'm scottish. ♪
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>> on the next 30 for 30, charles barkley's lifelong struggle to pronounce the world "terrible". >> terrible. terrible. that's a terrible idea. >> only on espn. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we've got to take a break, but we'll be right back with chris tucker. [ yodeling ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by nissan. ♪ ♪ return to rugged. the all-new ruggedly redesigned 2022 nissan pathfinder. ♪ get ready
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so that you can live that scuff-free life. honey, i'm home! honey! scuff defense. i love our scuff-free life. behr ultra scuff defense. exclusively at the home depot. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live nba finals game night."
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i'm anthony anderson. you can catch me later tonight too at our regular time with my guests offset, henry golding, and music from robin thicke. our guest tonight is a very fun comedian and the first person jackie chan called to wish a happy juneteenth. he's also an nba basketball fan. please welcome my good friend, chris tucker. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hey. >> anthony: glad to see you dressed for the show tonight. >> hey, man. >> anthony: i'm just saying. who are you rooting for in the finals, chris? >> i am rooting for both teams. i am what they call a bandwagon.
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>> anthony: uh-huh. >> my hawks are not in it. they almost made it. give it up for the hawks. >> anthony: okay. >> i'm bandwagon. i like to stay happy. so whoever wins i'll be happy with, but i have to keep going. i have to stay happy. i have to follow whoever is still in the finals. it don't end because my team didn't win. >> anthony: that question has to end. can we go to the next question? >> go ahead, anthony. >> anthony: i'm trying to. you were at game four. what was the atmosphere like in the arena? >> it was incredible. milwaukee, i know they like to drink beer becaus during commercials all they did was chug down beers. old women, old people, they didn't care. little kids. i say hold up. it was incredible. they had a great deejay. they played michael jackson. i danced. >> anthony: we have a picture from you at the game. let's pull that picture up. >> oh, yeah. yes. [ cheers and applause ]
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that's the new crew right there. >> anthony: that's a hell of a starting five. chance the rapper, dave chappelle, kareem abdul-jabbar, oscar robinson and yourself. >> oh, yeah. >> anthony: how did you guys come together like that? >> this is the big events, man. people come out. i came with kareem. kareem invited me. his people called because we knew each other. i wasn't planning on going. kareem wants you to go. okay. i'm in jersey at a golf tournament. i'll come over to milwaukee. no problem. i'm walking down the tunnel with kareem abdul-jabbar and oscar robinson and all the guys who won in '71. that was the year i was born. i didn't know that until i got in the elevator and the bellman told me. >> anthony: i thought you didn't know you were born in '71. >> we was in the stadium walking down the hallway with kareem and oscar. it was like you could take over the world. i know why magic won all those championships. you see kareem in front of you. yeah we gonna win.
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>> anthony: we going to win tonight. >> it's who you're with. >> anthony: the most memorable moment of the night in game four, aside from you dancing like michael jackson, was that giannis block. >> oh, man. >> anthony: can we see that play? >> throws it up. >> anthony: you were there to see it. what was going through your mind, and what do you think was going through giannis' mind? >> it happened so fast that first of all, i was shocked. then giannis was determined. he was like not tonight. not tonight. we got to win this game. i don't care what it takes. i can imagine what his brothers say. you're about to get this game. they're going to send us back to greek if you don't get this name. i love his brother by the way. even mutombo said, oh, my god, what a block. no, no, no. not tonight, not tonight. >> anthony: how many finals have you gone to, chris? >> i've gone to a lot. i'm bandwagon i told you.
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i went to golden state. it was great. that was a great one because they gave me a hat because i knew the owners. i knew some of the players. i was backstage until i tried to go in the back locker room. no, chris. i'm out here. okay, i'll see y'all when you get out, i'm out here, i got the hat on. >> anthony: speaking of getting out, we'll be right back with chris tucker after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by youtube tv. watch live tv with unlimited dvr and more. no cable box required. try it free. ♪ i've got moderate to severe plaque psoriasis. now, there's skyrizi. with skyrizi, 3 out of 4 people achieved 90% clearer skin at 4 months, after just 2 doses. skyrizi may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. before treatment, your doctor should check you for infections and tuberculosis. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms
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♪ >> anthony: welcome back. i'm anthony anderson here with my good friend chris tucker. now, chris. >> yo. >> anthony: we both have birthdays coming up next month. >> that's right. >> anthony: you're turning the big five-oh. >> i'm turning 50 august 31st. [ cheers and applause ] 50 years old. but everybody keep asking me what i'm doing. i tell them what i'm not doing. i'm not swimming with sharks. i'm not jumping out of airplanes. i want to survive 50. i don't like that. i'll be watching on tv, why are they doing that? >> anthony: because it's adventurous. >> adventurous to me is like going out on a yacht. that's as much as i get adventurous. riding home at night.
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that's adventurous if you're a black man. >> anthony: being adventurous like a black man is driving home through a white neighborhood at night. >> yeah, that can happen too. at 50, i want to be with my family, number one, because i'm virgo. we like simple things, family. i want to be with them. then after that, i'm going to go somewhere probably. >> anthony: okay. speaking of going places, have you gotten back onstage yet since this pandemic is coming to an end or was over for a little bit? >> i did one time. dave chappelle invite me to his comedy camp in springfield, ohio. dave chappelle is so rich, he bought a town. i said, dog, netflix love you. i'm serious. i go in the sandwich shop. they're like, dave told me you was coming. free sandwiches. go down the street. dave got a barbershop. dave, he own this town. it's like the town prince was in in "purple rain." >> anthony: i remember that.
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do you have plans on getting back on, or was that your only venture? >> i'm going to do it again. it was going to be a whole week. we did one night. somebody caught covid the next morning. dave flew us on a private plane. our punishment was to get on that private plane and go back home. i said, i'm ready to go. it was beautiful. >> anthony: i would be remiss if i didn't ask you about this because one of us is an avid golfer and one of us plays and one of us plays at it. let's talk about your golf tournament and what it benefits. >> both of us is -- well, you're pretty good. i'm not that good. i got to work on it a little bit more because when i tee off, like birds fly away. ducks get out of the water. turtles run away. i heard a bird laughing one time, i teed off. i said, you can't do it! he said -- >> anthony: who's the best and
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worst golfer that you've had at your tournament? >> i don't know, but -- >> anthony: charles is getting better. >> charles is getting better. we're working on him. >> anthony: okay. you ever play with michael jordan? >> man, i never played. that's one of my dreams. i want to beat michael jordan and talk to him, like in the "bad" video. you ain't so bad. you ain't nothing. you ain't nothing. get your little skinny butt off my golf course. get your skinny butt off my golf course. >> anthony: ladies and gentlemen, give it up for chris tucker. [ cheers and applause ] the chris tucker foundation 2021 celebrity golf tournament is august 30th at eagle's landing outside atlanta. when we come back, it's past versus present in an all nba edition of "generation gap." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy
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[ cheers and applause ] welcome back to our game night special and it won't be a game night without a game, right? so get ready for a battle of the ages, senior versus junior. it's time for a special nba edition of "generation gap." our first player tonight is a former all-star who has won two nba championships and a whole lot of other awards too. please welcome bill walton! [ cheers and applause ] all right, bill. bill's challenger tonight is the
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winner of the 2021 slam dunk competition. from the portland trail bladers, anfernee simons. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: anfernee, two questions for you. how old are you? >> 22. >> anthony: 22. and your mama and daddy didn't want to name you anthony? >> it was a little too spanish for them, spanish-like. >> anthony: anthony? too spanish? okay. we're going to leave it at that. bill. you have two decades on a him right >> my parents wanted to name me antonio. >> anthony: oh, okay. that works for me. this is how the game is going to work. i will ask each of you a question from your opponent's era. get it right, you get 10 points. get it wrong, the other guy has a chance to steal. are we good? >> good. >> anthony: we good?
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>> i'm ready. i'm here to win. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: let's play. okay. our first question is for anfernee. it's a visual question. >> how come he gets to go first? >> anthony: because he's the younger one, bill. you might not make it to the end. all right? anfernee, i want you to look at that monitor and tell me the name of this famous stallion. >> the horse, right? it's the horse, right? >> anthony: possibly. it's wearing a sombrero. come on, wilbur. >> i'm going to say donkey from "shrek". >> anthony: first you said it's a horse, and i agreed it's a horse. then you're going to say it's the donkey from "shrek." all right, bill. do you know who this horse is? >> mr. ed and mescalito. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: you're on the board with 10 points.
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now, bill, this question is for you. i need you to name this famous stallion. >> thee horse? >> anthony: what did you call her? anfernee? >> megan thee stallion. >> anthony: the game is tied. >> a stallion is a horse. >> anthony: name two of the jonas brothers, bill. >> burger and fries. [ buzzer ] [ laughter ] >> anthony: anfernee, can you name two jonas brothers? >> nick and joe. >> anthony: nick and joe! all right! [ cheers and applause ] all right. anfernee, this next question is to you. it's a brothers question. i'm going to need you to name two of the marx brothers.
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>> marx? >> anthony: yes. m-a-r-x. name two. >> i never heard of marx. i don't know. i'm going to name john marx. that sound like a -- >> anthony: that's cool. and the other one? >> you know -- >> anthony: it's john marx. >> john marx and like a blake marx. >> anthony: blake marx. both are incorrect, anfernee. bill, can you name two of the marx brothers? >> karl and curly. >> anthony: actually, he named three stooges. no! groucho, zeppo, harpo, chico, gummo. >> what about karl?
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>> anthony: or blake. all right. well, it looks like the younger generation has beat the old-timers. anfernee, you have 20. bill, you have 10. we have prizes for both of you. bill, for losing, you win a drone. anfernee, for winning, you win a kite. that's all the time we have. i'd like to thank bill walton, anfernee simons, andre drummond, and chris tucker. watch me host "jimmy kimmel live!" with offset, henry golding, and robin thicke. and now enjoy game six of the good night america. see you later, momma.
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