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>> i'm ama daetz. >> unquiet. i'm dan ashley. right now, jimmy kimmel with >> dicky:: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host anthony anderson! tonight -- from "the suicide squad," margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. plus metta world peace, and music from pnb rock featuring swae lee and pink sweat$. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right! i see you! i see you! i see you! okay! all right! [ cheers and applause ] keep it going, keep it going! [ cheers and applause ]
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all right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. i love you too, baby. it's a new day, and we have a new nba champion! [ cheers ] last night, the milwaukee bucks won their first nba title in 50 years. [ cheers and applause ] they beat phoenix 105-98. the game was such a disaster for the suns, chris paul had to file a claim with state farm to cover his losses. [ laughter ] and after they closed it out, the bucks opened the liquor cabinet. >> no one up here has been drinking -- >> oh. >> first and foremost, how much champagne have each of you consumed? i feel it's important, before we get into this interview.
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>> anthony: usually when someone gets that drunk at work, it's guillermo. >> guillermo: that's right, yes, yeah, that's right! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: by the way, the fans were even more hammered when the players won last night. and that posed a challenge for milwaukee's courageous news reporters. >> we did it, baby! we took it in six. go mother [ bleep ] bucks! >> you the man, you the man! yeah, you the man! whoo! 50 years! >> as you can see, the crowd is going wild. people are really happy. eir liutere!ardly
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: she will be missed. [ laughter ] the greek freak, giannis, was named series mvp. give it up for giannis! [ cheers and applause ] he dropped 50 points last night. and how did he celebrate today? did he buy a bentley? go to a strip club? no, he hit up the drive-thru at chick-fil-a. [ laughter ] >> so can i have, please, a 50-piece mack minis, 50 exactly, not 51, not 49, chicken minis, yes? 50. [ laughter and applause. >> anthony: giannis is blocking shots and arteries. [ laughter ] and then he couldn't even make it through the drive-thru! >> bucks in six! bucks in six! bucks in six! bucks in six! bucks in six!
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>> anthony: yeah, that's cool. now move your ass out of the way so the mvp can get his chicken minis. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, poor devin booker bought a happy meal and they forgot the toy. [ laughter ] you know, giannis antetokounmpo is one of the biggest and longest names in the game. and even though we've seen his name all over tv for the past month, people still butcher it. like i just did. [ laughter ] so we went on the street today and offered people cash if they could spell his name correctly. uh-huh. we started with 5 bucks. then every time someone got it wrong, we doubled the money. hey, it's jimmy's money, not mine, so [ bleep ] it. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> are you ready for an mvp spelling bee? >> i'm ready. >> for $5, spell giannis
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antetokounmpo. >> giannis giannis who? >> for $10, spell giannis antetokounmpo. >> y-a-n- [ buzzer ] >> spell giannis antetokounmpo. >> i'm not smart. i should just get up now. y? [ buzzer ] no? are you kidding me? >> for $40, spell giannis antetokounmpo. >> what? is that even a word? [ buzzer ] >> uh -- [ buzzer ] >> spell it. >> g-a-a-n-n-i-s -- [ buzzer ]
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>> for $320, spell giannis antetokounmpo -- >> [ buzzer ] >> anthony: for $640, spell giannis antetokounmpo. >> man. i ain't going to be able to do that, man. can i phone a friend? >> sure, call your friend. >> calling my boy sean, we call him pretty ricky. man, they want me to spell g giann giannis' full name, $640, i'll split it with you. >> g-i-a-n-n-i-s -- >> okay, what your boy last name, man? get it right, please. >> i don't know -- [ buzzer ] >> sorry, time's up for pretty ricky. guys, for $1280, and without looking at the back of his shirt, spell giannis antetokounmpo. >> all right.
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>> you ready? >> yeah. >> take your time. >> g-i-a-n-n-i-s -- >> halfway home. now, do you want to quit? for 20 bucks? or do you want to go for the giannis antetokounmpo? >> going for the whole thing. a-n-t-e-t-o-k-o-u-n-m-p-o. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, correct, you did it! thank giannis antetokounmpo. >> thank you, giannis! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: ladies and gentlemen, we have our winners in the house. these are our winners right here! [ cheers and applause ]
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all right. what's your name? >> jack. >> joe. >> anthony: what are you guys going to do with the winnings? >> maybe save it? [ laughter ] >> anthony: wrong answer! you're on hollywood boulevard! go spend it! splurge! all right, congratulations to you guys. [ cheers and applause ] now, everyone is freaking out about this delta variant right now. and there's also a new strain from south america on the loose, too. at this point, the coronavirus has more spinoffs than "black-ish." [ laughter ] it's amazing how much has changed during the pandemic and how much hasn't. and with that said, it's time for tonight's edition of "this week in covid history." >> this week iny, it's july 2020 and the presidential race is heating up. the trump team has a catchy new slogan. >> we'll make america great again. again.
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thank you all very much. >> mother must be proud. now let's hear from his opponent. >> harriet tubman never actually freed the slaves, she just had the slaves go work for other white people. >> at least he's happily married. say, it's time for this week's potus pop quiz. can the president memorize all five images? let's start the clock. >> person. woman. man. camera. tv. >> tell him what he's won. >> a lifetime supply of goya beans! they cure covid. >> goya beans do not cure covid. >> yes, they do. >> on the pandemic front -- >> the virus will disappear. it's going to disappear. i said it's going to disappear, i'll say it again, it's going to disappear, and i'll be right. >> he's a right supremacist, and always knows who's wrong. >> it came from china. they should have never let it out. it is what it is. >> it is what it is!
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his words of comfort echo from shore to shore. >> it is what it is. it is what it is. it is what it is. >> huzzah, a bully news bulletin. scientists have an answer. >> if all of us would put on a face covering now for the next four weeks, six weeks, i think we could drive this epidemic to the ground. >> sounds easy enough. america is on board. >> no more masks! no more masks! >> when george floyd was saying "i can't breathe" and then he died, now we're wearing a mask, and we say, i can't breathe. so we're being forced to wear it anyways. >> i'll tell you another reason i hate masks. most child molesters love them. >> it's their second-favorite thing. this has been "this week in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: oh, that would be a lot funnier if it wasn't real. laugh all right.
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the olympics are still happening, covid be damned. you guys know this? you know now bet on the olympics now, it's legal. sports gambling is legal in several states, and millions of americans will be able to bet on the olympic games for the first time. [ cheers ] that's gonna lead to some fun conversations. "sorry, jack, you can't go to stanford because daddy bet your college fund on synchronized swimming." [ laughter ] that was for you, jack. all right. the olympics are fun, but there are way too many events. look. no one wants to watch three hours of people throwing the javelin, another three hours of throwing a shot put, then the discus, then the hammer. it's too much. [ laughter ] so one of the writers here came up with an idea. his name is gary greenberg. [ cheers and applause ] he's also a weird dude. [ laughter ]
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but get ready for the latest and greatest olympic event, the java-hamma-discu-put! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, be careful where you point that thing, guillermo. and i don't mean that stick. [ laughter ] all right. it's a javelin, with a hammer, discus, and shot put attached to it. and guillermo here is the first java-hamma-discu-put athlete ever. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! guillermo. how long have you been training for this event? >> guillermo: actually, i haven't practiced it, this is my first time. [ laughter ] >> anthony: yeah, yeah. looks like it. okay, guillermo. let's make some history. those of you who are in the front row, please, cover your
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nuts just in case. [ laughter ] all right. whenever you're ready, guillermo. >> guillermo: ready? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: 4 meters! that's a new world record! that's a world record! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] somehow -- find gary and tell him he's fired. [ laughter ] all right, we have a great show for you guys tonight. nba legend metta world peace is here to take on the hell hoop. [ cheers and applause ] featuring swae lee and pink k - sweat$. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll be right back with margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: welcome back. tonight, here to battle the hell hoop in the name of charity, former nba all-star metta sandiford-artest. [ cheers and applause ] he used to be "ron artest." then he changed it to "metta world peace." now he changed it again. this dude must love going to the dmv. [ laughter ] oh, and later on okay. from philadelphia, his latest single is called "forever never." music from pnb rock with
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swae lee and pink sweat$. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, i'll be back for one more show with my guests christian slater, chase stokes, and music from kem. [ cheers and applause ] then i'm gonna cash my check and get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ laughter ] our guests tonight are comprised of brains, brawn, beauty, and bacon. why bacon? because bacon's good with everything. [ laughter ] they have come together to make one of the most entertaining and insane movies of the year, "the suicide squad" opens in theaters and streams on hbo max august 6th. [ cheers and applause ] please welcome margot robbie, john cena, and director james gunn. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: john. we are on hollywood boulevard, john. you could make a lot of tips wearing that outfit on the strip. >> one would think so, but i actually walked on hollywood boulevard today and everyone passed me by. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, really? i guess you just blended in. >> i did. >> anthony: yeah, it is hollyweird. i watched the movie this afternoon. and i don't think i'm quite qualified to explain it. james -- >> oh, brother. >> anthony: do you care to explain your vision with this fellow? >> really, i just wanted to do the ultimate all-time comic book movie. create the suicide squad, based
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on one of my favorite comic books of all time by john ostrander by a group of really crappy super villains, some of the worst super villains in the world, sorry, john, who are being used as fodder by the u.s. government in black ops missions, putting them out on suicide missions, where most of them die. and this group of suicide squad members goes to cortomaltese, a fictional island off the coast of argentina, to stop an insurrection. >> anthony: the original movie was "suicide squad." >> that's right. >> anthony: is this a sequel, a prequel? i notice the title -- is "the" suicide squad or "the" suicide squad -- and how many executive meetings did you have to attend? >> here it's "the" suicide squad. >> weird, i always thought it was "t-he" suicide squad.
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[ laughter ] >> anthony: that's because you're wearing a toilet bowl on your head. >> john stole this outfit, i want to tell everybody. after we shot "the suicide squad," we shot the "peacemaker" tv series. i kept telling him to quit taking the outfit. it doesn't look expensive but these costumes are tens of thousands of dollars to put together. we're hoping for a season two. now hbo is not going to give it to us because we're over budget. >> i've learned if you just keep the costume on, they don't ask for it back. [ laughter ] >> anthony: john, how difficult is it to get this costume through customs? >> well, i am a horrible superhero. so it's quite difficult. i guess they ask some questions about this wonderful beacon of freedom on my head. [ laughter ] i know i made it, i'm in one piece. you know. i did some things i don't want to talk about. but i will if you ask the right questions. >> anthony: all right. >> we'll just keep that to the side. >> anthony: now margot, i
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understand that there is a history between you and john. [ audience whooing ] >> john who? >> anthony: there is a backstory between the two of them. do you mind telling the history that you have with john cena? >> yes, so actually, john -- i think i said this to you when we first met. i watched wwe when i was growing up, when i was a kid. i loved the undertaker. then obviously, when i was a teenager, i kind of stopped watching. but then as a late teen, early 20s, i had a boyfriend who was obsessed with john cena. [ laughter ] so much so that he dressed as john cena for his 21st birthday and had a cardboard cutout of john cena in his bedroom. i slept in a room for two years with a life-sized cardboard cutout of john cena in the room. [ laughter and applause ] >> anthony: really? >> yes. sometimes i'd wake up in the middle of the night and be like -- oh, it's just john cena, it's okay. [ laughter ]
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not i'm going to work with john cena, should i tell him this? is that going to be weird? i thought, i'm going to keep that to myself, i'm not going to tell him that would be a weird way to start our working relationship and friendship. >> anthony: well -- >> then five seconds into meeting him, "i used to sleep in a room with a life-sized cutout of you." now i know it's difficult to weird out this guy. >> anthony: it would be weird as a grown man to have a life-sized cutout of another grown man in my room as i'm being intimate with my lady. [ applause ] but you know, we have -- >> in my defense, i more than likely was wearing jean shorts. >> yeah, yeah. >> anthony: okay. we have a little something here for you. can we bring it out? [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: i'm going to go get this. place that right there, john. yeah.
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♪ [ laughter ] >> anthony: say it, john! >> sup? [ laughter and applause ] >> it's weird, because my girlfriend always makes me put on a cutout of john cena before we make love. [ laughter ] so it's a strange coincidence that you and i have in common. >> you also have to sleep with that in your room for two years now, just to level the playing field. >> anthony: i can't sleep with that in my room with a cutout -- cardboard -- what the hell am i trying to say? we'll be right back with margot, john, and james after this break. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by credit karma money, a rewarding way to spend and save.
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♪ you've got to be kidding me. you're going to risk the entire mission for a court jester? >> this from a guy who wears a toilet seat on his head? we don't leave one of our own behind. >> all right. enter through the third floor, down to the cellar where they usually deep their detainees. hopefully harley is still alive. >> it's not a toilet seat, it's a beacon of freedom! >> clear. >> what are you guys doing?
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>> well -- you -- we're here to save you. >> you were going to save me? >> it was a really good plan, too. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back, i'm here with margot robbie, john cena, and james gunn. now, speaking about history, i'm going to go a little rogue here. james, you and i have a little history. >> we do. >> anthony: that the public does not know. >> i'm so happy to see you, and i've been so happy to catch your career over these years. >> anthony: thank you. do you want to talk about that history? >> anthony and i met -- i think it's 19 years ago. we were trying to do -- i wrote the scooby-doo movies from the early 2000s. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. and anthony came in and read a bunch of the roles with us when we first read the script with the cast. the very first time. he was great. >> anthony: yeah. and i actually got the job, i believe, i got the job, and i could not do the job because i
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ended up getting this other job, this little movie called "kangaroo jack." [ cheers and applause ] >> wow. >> anthony: and there was a little conflict. but yeah, man. i just want to congratulate you on your success and everything that you've done since then. >> thank you. >> anthony: because we haven't seen each other for 20 years. >> i haven't seen you since that boardroom at warner brothers studios. it's great to see you. >> anthony: john, i need you to clear something up for me. i grew up a wwf fan. you're from the wwe. >> e. >> anthony: is there any beef between wwf and wwe? or what's going on with that, man? because i grew up with jimmy superfly, junkyard dog, andre the giant -- >> john morocco, the iron chic, all those guys. all we did is get the "f" out. [ laughter ] >> anthony: is that what happened? >> yeah, we spent a lot of money on market research to add a bottom thing to the "f" for an
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"e." >> anthony: it's the same thing? >> same thing. >> anthony: everybody at home, wwe is the wwf. [ applause ] >> wwf is the wwe. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: okay. now there are a lot of rats in this movie. how many rats are in this movie, margot? well, we have a couple of he good actors. we have a rat by the name of jaws who we worked with a lot. then a rat by the name of chris pratt -- [ laughter ] named after my friend, chris pratt, of course. they were our main acting rats. they played sebastian the rat in the movie. then we have about 300,000 animated rats. >> i had a pet rat when we did the first movie, so cool, i'm good with this. >> anthony: i'm glad you brought that up. you have had a pet rat, it seems your pet rat has a drinking problem. [ laughter ] >> that's rat-rat. >> anthony: care to us to explain about this rat?
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>> his name is rat-rat. [ laughter ] when we shot "suicide squad," not "the suicide squad," but "suicide squad," he became a beloved pet, rat-rat. he liked beer and bath time. then the lan lord found out i had a rat and said rat-rat had to go. so jai courtney, who plays captain boomerang, said i'll take rat-rat. then his landlord wasn't cool with that. [ laughter ] then one of the costumers on the job cook rat-rat, then she had to give him away. and she gave him to guillermo dell torres, whose daughters have rats. in the end, rat-rat is a bit of a [ bleep ], really. [ applause ] >> rats are -- one of the reasons why rats are in this movie, daniel melcher, one of the young actors from portugal, i made "the guardians of the galaxy" movies. [ cheers and applause ]
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and after we put rocket in that movie, suddenly i got all these notes from all over the world of people having pet raccoons and they're terrible, terrible pets. rats are the best small animal pet in the world. they're better than gerbils. they don't bite like hamsters. they're not stupid like guinea pigs. they're smart as a horse. for people that want a small pet, a rat is the best. >> so cute. >> anthony: shown like a real rat lover. [ laughter ] you know, i have more pictures here, but i really want to get into the heart of this movie. i have to ask you this. james, what was the hardest or toughest thing that you had to ask margot to do in this film? >> well, the hardest thing i asked her to do was something i never thought she would be able to do. there's a scene in which margot is being hug up by handcuffs over her head. she has to get her toes along a dead body and pick a key off of the dead body. flip her toes backwards to put the key into the lock. over her head.
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unlock it. and she is like a human swiss army knife. [ laughter ] who was able to flip herself backwards, do this. i'm watching this. it was honestly my favorite thing, torturing margot was my favorite day on set. watching this scene with her flipping backwards was just beyond incredible. and i was so happy that it worked. and i was mesmerized by it. then i got into the editing room with the footage, and you have this little cuff next to your -- on your outfit, that covers her face, so it looks like it's a stunt person. but it's margot doing it in the movie. and it's my biggest -- honestly, my biggest regret in the movie is not going in there with a scissors. i was so mesmerized you were doing it, i wasn't looking at your face. >> i'm very dexterous, i could braid someone's hair with my toes. [ laughter ] >> really? >> i reckon i could. play the piano, whatever. i could pick a lock no problem. james is like, "don't worry, we'll cut in, don't worry about
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it." and i was like, no, i reckon i got it. we were going to have to -- you know, cutting close, we were going to have to use someone else to get to another set, but our editor edited "once upon a time in hollywood" and he's like, "those aren't margot robbie's feet, i've seen margot robbie's feet." >> i'm on twitter, i know people want to see her feet. i don't know where these people come from. [ laughter ] "do we get to see margot's feet?" that's what you're thinking about? we've got huge bombs, buildings falling over, john cena, all these great features. the feet. >> only on social media. someone saying something about the feet. >> anthony: not to have you left out, james, what was the toughest thing you had to have john do on the set? >> for john, listen. john -- [ laughter ] the dumbest thing. what was the toughest thing i had to have you do? >> eat empanadas.
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>> he ate so many empanadas. >> yeah, it was this elaborate thing, i had to take an empanada out of a package and eat it. it was really me doing it, it wasn't a stunt person. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> it was a long shot with 20 people in it -- >> i mean, they didn't bring in joey chestnut. >> anthony: how many times did you shoot that scene, how many did you have to seat? >> did we decide 36? >> i think it was 36 empanadas. >> so many. >> see? empanadas? they're you're like, oh [ bleep ]. that's a lot! [ applause ] yeah, all right, okay. >> anthony: when we come back, we have an exclusive never-before-seen clip of "the suicide squad." and john cena. [ cheers and applause ] taking a [ bleep ] after eating 40 empanadas. we'll see you when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ now, there's skyrizi. ♪ things are getting clearer. ♪ ♪ i feel free to bare my skin yeah, that's all me. ♪
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>> we'd have to kill you, can't have a moustache creeping up on us like that. >> [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back. if everyone at home or in the studio audience has a keen ear, that's a very distinctive voice. james? that voice belongs to whom? >> sylvester stallone, of course. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for wearing your sharkskin suit, king shark this evening. >> anthony: that's what i do, i'm a team player. i want to be in "the" suicide squad part deux. how did you reach out to sly? >> sly is a friend of mine. we did a movie called "guardians of the galaxy volume 2" together. [ cheers ] he's one of the greatest actors. he does everything wonderfully, except say the word "ravager." which he kept saying "ravanger." the ravagers are the group of people he and all the people belong in.
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he couldn't quite say it. every time i had to correct him, "it's of a vager, sly." he goes again, "the ravangers." finally i said, "sly, we've got to say it right, ravager, not ravanger." and he goes," why didn't you tell me?" that was after an hour and a half, and i still don't understand. >> anthony: all right, this shark in "the" suicide squad isn't all cgi, it's a guy who used to work here. i would be remiss if i didn't bring him up. his name is steve agy. [ cheers and applause ] that's him. right there. right there. steve used to work on this set for about six years. so how was it working with him? how was that? >> steve's the best. and he's so funny. and i feel like we both had a similar issue with our special awareness. because he had a giant, as you can see in that picture, a shark head. things -- going through doors
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would be an issue. i had a javelin that any time someone would say my name, i'd spin around and three people would get whacked in the shins. he's the best. you've known him. >> steve's been one of my best friends for a long time. he's a great comedian. when i first met him, i just thought he was the funniest guy i met. i've been using him in a lot of different movies. and king shark on set, but he also plays a role of a character named john economos, part of the ensemble of "peacemaker." the tv show. >> i didn't know he was in that, cool. >> yeah, him and jennifer howland. [ laughter ] danielle brooks from "orange is the new black." [ cheers and applause ] >> that's why i stole the costume there. >> covid took a lot out of all of us, and i was stuck alone in my house with only my thoughts, editing "the suicide squad," the favorite movie i've done, the biggest movie i've done, best cast of all time, august 6th in theaters.
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and i decided, the only thing i could do is write eight episodes of a tv show to quell my crazy mind. john and i put this together. >> anthony: good luck with that. thanks to margot, john, and james. "the suicide squad" opens in theaters and streams on hbo max august 6th. when we come back, it's metta sandiford-artest versus the hell hoop! i think i said his correct name. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm anthony anderson. we're outside in back of our theater with the nba legend formerly known as ron artest, and metta world peace, and currently known as metta sandiford-artest. hey, metta, how are you, baby? >> great, man, good to be here on this hot day. >> anthony: all right, well look here, man. when you sign your checks, do you ever forget what name to put on there? >> yeah, sometimes i do. i actually write "i forgot my name." they know who it is. >> anthony: all right. tonight your mission is simple.
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all right? all you need to do is make one shot from the top of the key. if you make it, "jimmy kimmel live" will donate $25,000 -- [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: -- to the charity of your choice. >> okay. >> anthony: all right? metta, what charity have you chosen? >> we chose artest university. >> anthony: you have your own university? >> it's not my own university, it's a name. but we do -- when i won a championship in 2010, we donated all the money from the ring, my championship ring, $671,000, to mental health awareness. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: that's beautiful, all right. all right. well -- that sounds like a great cause. you ready to shoot this shot? >> ready to shoot the shot. >> anthony: good luck. i forgot to mention that this is no ordinary three-point shot. >> oh, boy. >> anthony: this is -- >> hell hoop ha ha ha! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: we have introduced four levels of hell designed to distract and annoy you.
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this is the grim rim. which rotates 360 degrees. next we have the deadly defenders who will rise up to reject you. the horrifying hades blasters. and poghost, the ghost on a pogo stick. all right, you have three chances to make the shot. and here to officially start the game is el diablo himself. >> hold up! >> guillermo: are you ready? >> i'm going to foul you. >> anthony: all right, let's play hell hoops! oh, boy. oh! oh, oh!
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let's see that in slow motion! whoa. metta world peace, oh! instant replay has never been better. congratulations. that's $25,000 to the artest university. [ cheers and applause ] metta, you get a prize, too. what is it you get, el diablo? you get that. we'll be right back with music from pnb rock! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.
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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> anthony: that's all the time we have. i want to thank margot robbie, john cena, james gunn, and metta world peace. "nightline" is next, but first, the song is called "forever never." with some help from swae lee and pink sweat$, pnb rock! let's go! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ooh oohooh
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oooooohooh ooh ♪ ♪ jimmy kimmel ♪ ♪ yeah i'm speeding i'm speedin speedin ♪ ♪ been ridin through the city for no reason no reason ♪ ♪ got demons trna get even demons yeah ♪ ♪ pray to god they don't give me no reason ♪ ♪ she knows i'm comin back home she knows ♪ ♪ she knows i'll do what i want she knows ♪ ♪ she knows i'll never move on she knows yeah ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better yeah ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better better ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever i swear ♪ ♪ you don't ever have to say though say though ♪ ♪ i been dealin with the devil devil ♪ ♪ i don't want you to lay low
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lay low ♪ ♪ i'm speedin speedin i'm speedin speedin ♪ ♪ on a race for your love i'm fiendin' fiendin' ♪ ♪ i'm leanin leanin codeinin codeinin ♪ ♪ wake up and you're goin in my vein and -- ♪ ♪ she knows i'm comin' back home she knows i'll do what i want ♪ ♪ she knows i'll never move on she knows she knows yeah ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better never somebody better ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together be together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better somebody better ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together be together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever i swear yeah ♪ ♪ and forever is a mighty long time ♪ ♪ can't keep track with my wrist cause it don't tell time yeah ♪ ♪ i don't want nobody but you i swear yeah ♪ ♪ til it's gray hairs baby stay right there right there ♪ ♪ an apology for effort two-hour talks just like a lecture lecture ♪ ♪ i would hate to drift apart ♪
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♪ thinkin we're supposed to be together together ♪ ♪ said you were a bad texter to him texter ♪ ♪ cause you found your forever forever ♪ ♪ your beauty like a flower petal oh and baby i'm the better one ♪ ♪ you'll never find nobody better i been fightin demons fightin' the devil ooh ♪ ♪ i think i need a purple medal ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better never somebody better ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together be together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever ♪ ♪ you're never gonna find somebody better somebody better ♪ ♪ cause we're supposed to be together together ♪ ♪ this was supposed to be forever and ever i swear forever ♪ ♪ forever oh woah woah woah woah ♪ ♪ for ever and ever oh ♪
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♪ oh yeah ♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, summer of extremes. global flooding claiming hundreds of lives. massive wildfires fueled by record-breaking heat. >> we are headed for persistent drought. droughts at a level that we haven't seen before. >> america's family farms struggling to keep their dreams alive. >> we should be looking at, you know, growing certain things and in certain ways that require less water. plus beautifully inclusive. >> i think somebody's ready for her closeup. >> entrepreneurs of color redefining an industry. >> i did not often get to see representations of beauty that look like myself or my mom. >> overcoming incredible

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