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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host arsenio hall! tonight -- megan fox. jay pharoah. and music from amorphous featuring kelly rowland. and now -- arsenio hall! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: yeah! thank you! yeah! that's beautiful music to my ears. thank you. have a seat. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] you're too young to know anything about whoo, whoo, whoo. >> guillermo: yeah, too young. [ laughter ]
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>> arsenio: good to see my old buddy. i've known this guy for a long time. i met you when we were both broke. [ laughter ] yes. and now he's a rich, famous musician on television. [ cheers and applause ] yes. cleto. cletones. and i'm broke. [ laughter ] hello to you all. thanks for being here. [ cheers and applause ] yes! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am jimmy. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes. this is fun. this is not only fun to do but this is fun -- i'm wearing pants. [ laughter ] with a zipper. pants with a zipper. [ cheers and applause ] yes. this is one of my first times out of the house. i take covid very seriously. i think the most dangerous place
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i went to this year was the in-n-out drive-thru. [ laughter ] and i didn't even order nothing. i just drove through. [ laughter ] [ applause ] by the way, i'm looking at myself. the shaven head is all new. [ laughter ] eventually you don't choose your haircut. your haircut choose you. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know? for those of you -- you all look a little young. for those of you who are fans -- i think it's just me and you, bro. [ laughter ] for those of you who are fans of my old show, i brought something that you'll remember. check this out. ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yes. it's my old flattop, baby!
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it's back! if i can just stand like this for an hour. [ laughter ] okay, enough of that. get out of here. you all have a good weekend? [ cheers and applause ] anyone fly into space? [ laughter ] you know where i'm going. richard branson did. the founder of virgin galactic flew into space and back yesterday. the virgin flight took about an hour, which is the first time any virgin has ever done anything in an hour. [ laughter and applause ] don't laugh. when i was a virgin -- okay, i don't know if i can tell this story. but when i was a virgin, i actually -- i should say climax. i actually reached climax really early. and i was holding a condom, trying to tear it open like this. i literally -- like this.
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[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i swear. speaking of which, hi, robin. [ laughter ] cleveland girl. oh, gosh. back on my old show -- i hate to keep referring to my old show. these young people looking at me, what? who are you? honey, i think that's the owner of the weather channel. [ laughter ] [ applause ] hi, byron. back on my old show i used to do a thing called "things that make you go hmm." oh, some of you are over 40. [ laughter ] yes. yes. [ cheers and applause ] that used to be a bit i would do. and it turned into a song. but times have changed. and things that make you go hmm
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were thoughts like stand-up thoughts where i would say like, when i was little i used to ask my mom, mom, how come black women when they breast-feed you don't get chocolate milk? [ laughter ] and the audience would say, hmm. so times are crazier now and i've got to step it up. so i want to introduce a new version. and we're going to call this instead of "things that make you go hmm." "things that make you go what the [ bleep ]!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i hope jimmy's not watching. let's practice. these are things that make you go what the [ bleep ]? yes. i'm getting ready to lose another job. [ laughter ] yeah. y'all are going to tune in wednesday it's going to be oh, they fired that brother. [ laughter ] so i'm looking at the paper this morning, which means the writers woke up early to get me prepared. [ laughter ]
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there's a company that's selling something called wet pants denim. it's a real thing. it's jeans that make you look like you peed on yourself. i don't know what that's about. saves us a lot of time and urine, though. [ laughter ] i guess. they cost $75. but you know you could pee on your pants for free, right? [ laughter and applause ] i mean, i know i'm not buying them. i'm like 65 years old. okay? and real soon i'm going to have those pants on all the time. [ laughter and applause ] that's one of those things that make you say -- what the [ bleep ]? those pants. jimmy's driving here as we speak. [ laughter ]
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should we do another one? [ cheers and applause ] okay. this might be one of the weirdest headlines i've ever seen. "meth pollution in waterways that's right.nto junkies."- apparently in areas where people smoke meth, it's getting into the water and the fish start to behave like meth heads. yes. they lose their teeth, they move to riverside. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i guess they get their stuff from walter whitefish. [ laughter ] that's one of those pictures that make you say -- >> audience: what the [ bleep ]? >> arsenio: yeah. up next, this is a ridiculous one. it's a new trend on tiktok.
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and people shove garlic up their nose to clear their sinuses. check this out. >> so my nose is kind of stuffy, so i'm going to try the garlic trick. and now we wait. >> not sure how long you're supposed to leave this in for. >> i'm pretty sure we're supposed to do this for 15 minutes. ♪ >> it hurts. >> also it makes you salivate a lot. >> arsenio: ooh. and that was the cleanest clip we could find of this syndrome. why can't these kids just snort adderall like normal people? [ laughter and applause ] seriously, come on. regardless. it's one of those things that make you say -- >> what the [ bleep ]? >> yeah. i saved the dumbest one for last. this is a new trend. it's a facial fashion thing called the double mustache.
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guys are going around wearing two mustaches, one in the normal mustache spot and then one above or below it. i'm thinking two mustaches, zero girlfriends. [ laughter ] that's crazy-looking. guillermo, would you rock the double mustache? >> guillermo: no way, jose. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: hey, by the way, a friend of mine, anthony anderson, texted me. and i'm going to let you tell me the rest. did you see anthony today? >> guillermo: i saw him this morning, yeah. we were playing golf this morning. well, he was playing golf. i was getting drunk. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: okay. i was going to say he told me the truth of what happened so you better not lie. he said you were pretty s-faced. >> guillermo: i was. >> arsenio: on a scale from 1 to 10, how drunk were you, guillermo? >> guillermo: 10, 11. [ cheers and applause ]
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very drunk, yeah. >> arsenio: getting hammered on a workday is something that makes you go -- >> what the [ bleep ]? >> as you can see, my year is off to a great start. i'm doing this while jimmy's on vacation. i hope some of you saw "coming to america" on amazon. [ cheers and applause ] yes. now, as you know, those of you who are clapping -- some of you are looking at me like, so this ain't the guy who own the weather channel? [ laughter ] as you know, the film is about a royal family, a fictional african nation called zamunda. so i thought it would be fun to go out here in these streets, talk a camera crew on hollywood boulevard. so we went out this afternoon and we asked people about their thoughts on the crisis in zamunda. [ laughter ]
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here's tonight's edition of "lie witness news." [ cheers and applause ] >> the headlines right now, the situation in zamunda. do you think the u.s. should intervene in zamunda? >> yes. i feel like since the u.s. is this big deal and this great country, i feel like it's our duty to really step in there and become a resource and help them out as best as we can. >> have you been seeing the social media posts about kind of how bad things are in zamunda? >> i have. i have seen some of that. yes. seen it. it's been real rough over there and tough for those people. so yes, i've seen that. >> where have you seen those posts? >> twitter and instagram a lot. they've been blowing up my feeds. i got a couple friends actually that had family in the area. [ laughter ] so he was definitely keeping me informed, making sure i was not one of the ill-informed. >> so you have friends who are zamundan? >> yeah. >> where have you seen it on social media? >> instagram. i've seen it all over. that's like all i'm seeing on instagram.
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>> is there a chance you could pull out your phone and show us any of the posts you have? >> my phone's in my car. i don't have pockets on me, i'm sorry. >> how do you feel about the reports that some zamundans are forced to work in the royal palace and their only job is to clean the prince's genitalia? >> that part is pretty disturbing. >> who do you think has done a better job handling zamunda, trump or biden? >> donald trump. donald trump. >> one of trump's appointees, the u.s. ambassador to zamunda, edward murphy, do you think he did a good job? >> i think to this point he's done a good job. we need to let that play out longer to see before he's truly judged. >> what are your thoughts on this criticism? prince hakim just wants to party all the time. party all the time. he likes to party all the time. >> we all like to party. we all like to have drinks, you know. but i feel like it's a balance that you've got to have between business and, you know, partying. work, things like this.
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>> do you think this situation in zamunda is unique or just a sequel to what went on decades ago? >> oh, i think it's probably a sequel to what went on decades ago. >> who do you think is to blame for the turmoil in zamunda right now? the zamundans or the wakandans? >> from everything i've seen it's the wakandans. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: yes. hmm. during that piece i was laughing, and i went and fist-bumped guillermo and he missed. [ laughter ] we have a great show today! i'm drunk as you. [ laughter ] we have a great show for you tonight. jay pharoah is here. [ cheers and applause ] yes. a special musical number from amorphous with kelly rowland. [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm arsenio hall. i never had a desk before. so i'm real excited. [ laughter ] yes, i was on a budget when i was doing this. it feels like i'm a teacher, though. it doesn't feel like my late-night show. because it's not. [ laughter ] but i feel like i'm a teacher at an integrated school. you kids. [ laughter ]
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yes. tonight on the show you know him from "snl." he's one of the funniest men on the planet. jay pharoah is here. [ cheers and applause ] and then, he's apple music's up next artist. his ep is called "things take shape." music from amorphous and kelly rowland tonight. [ cheers and applause ] yes. and i'll be back one more night. i'll be back tomorrow because i don't want you all to say on wednesday they fired that brother. [ laughter ] i don't want y'all saying that and spreading that. i'll be back one more night. and the guest on the show tomorrow will be richard e. grant. the music of tainy and yandel. [ cheers and applause ] yes. and something special for a guy from cleveland. the king, lebron james is in the house. [ cheers and applause ] yes. so join me for that. our first guest is a talented actress who has worked alongside
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shape-shifting transformers and martial arts-loving turtles. now she's sharing the screen with a half-naked corpse in the new thriller, "till death." in the theaters and on demand right now. please welcome the lovely megan fox. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: i don't know what to do anymore. i don't know whether to shake your hand. >> we did whatever we did. >> arsenio: or elbow. i've been vaccinated but it's johnson & johnson, so that ain't [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i did it with magic johnson and he wouldn't do johnson & johnson. [ laughter ] that's a true story. i love the movie. >> thank you. >> arsenio: and we'll get to that. but first of all, i just have to say i've never met you before,
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but i feel like i have because anytime i go out i seem to see you or your man. you like healthy juices. >> i do. yeah. >> arsenio: i saw you recently. do you all coordinate your outfits when you go out? >> we do. yeah. he -- it's something i started with him because he's such a flamboyant dresser, that i can't really pull off just like the sweat pants and yoga gear, i have to elevate myself to his level. so whatever he -- because he's always covered in like grommets, zippers, sequins. everything's pink, everything's glowing. he's like always coming off of a stage show, so i have to kind of match his -- what he's doing. so we do coordinate often. >> arsenio: you all looked incredible. and i told my girl, i said i've got to -- because you know, in my hometown of cleveland, your man's a hero. >> i know. >> arsenio: he's that dude. and i'm watching, i'm saying baby, look. he had bought two pairs of the same kind of shoe in different colors, and he mixed the two shoes. >> yeah. it's doc martens. he wears like a black one and a
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white one. >> arsenio: that's the day. yes. now you know i'm not lying. i'm telling you everything y'all had on. but it looked real cool. >> thank you. >> arsenio: i want to ask you about vegas because i've been in your business. i know where you went this weekend. >> everybody knows. [ laughter ] yeah, we -- that was a crazy -- every famous person -- were you in vegas? >> arsenio: no, i didn't go. i'm not that famous. [ laughter ] >> we were there for the fight. and they opened a restaurant there and it was hectic. it was wild. because also i think it's one -- like their biggest weekend back since everything happened. so everybody was just there and ready to be chaotic. it was a lot. >> arsenio: now, i look at you and you don't look like the person that would like that violence. that was a horrific ending to the mcgregor fight. does he make you go? >> no, no, no. i'm actually a huge ufc fan. i know -- i have ufc fight pass and i know all the fighters and their back stories and i've been into it for a few years. he likes it.
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but i'm definitely the one that's more obsessed with it. i was actually at the connor/khabib fight a couple years ago when all of that chaos happened and everyone had to run. we had to like escape when they started jumping the ring. i don't know if you guys remember that. i see the ring girls start running in their robes, they're running. oh, i better run too, if the ring girls are running. [ laughter ] i started running and it's like madness. my agents are with me and i look back and my agent carol is being knocked to the ground. her blond hair is like flying everywhere. and i'm like who just knocked carol over? it was chris pratt. [ laughter ] he was also escaping for his life, and we were all running and we ran backstage together, and were sequestered in one of the fighters' dressing rooms for like an hour before they let us out of the arena. that was my last major ufc experience before i came back for this fight. whenever it's conor it's always insane. >> arsenio: and you were in that section with all the special people. >> i was in a row with bieber and trump was also in my row. >> arsenio: oh!
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>> yeah. and i've never seen secret service in person before. so we had like 30 secret service with him. he was a legend. that arena like was very supportive of trump when he came in. it was just -- i was like, i don't know how i feel about it because if someone is a target then i'm like, i could be harmed because i'm adjacent to where he is. [ laughter ] so i was worried about my own safety. that's all i was caring about. but yeah, i've never seen anything like that before. but it was crazy. >> arsenio: yeah. and you had just come back from costa rica? >> yeah. not long ago. we went to -- do you guys know what ayahuasca is? >> arsenio: yes. [ cheers and applause ] come on, this is jimmy kimmel's audience. you all know ayahuasca. [ laughter ] >> colson and i went to costa rica to do -- like a really deep -- >> i don't mean to interrupt you you but colson is machine gun kelly. y'all call him machine gun kelly. but at the crib she's not like "you want a bottle of water, machine gun?" [ laughter ]
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it's colson. [ laughter ] >> so we went to costa rica to do ayahuasca in an indigenous setting. we were in the middle of the jungle. and i was thinking, because the place we went, there's a lot of people like -- i don't know if lebron james has ever gone. but it's the kind of place, these people go here to do this. but i was thinking it was like glamping or something, a five-star experience. you get there, you're in the middle of the jungle, you don't get to eat after 1:00 p.m. you have to walk a far distance to get your water. you can't shower, they're in a drought, you can't use the water, you have to respect the rain forest. nothing glamorous about it. it's all a part of so you surrender to the experience. and the entire thing starts with something called vomitivo. i hope it's allowed that i divulge this, share. i encourage it. you go and you're with 20 other strangers and you all line up at the edge of the rainforest over
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this weird fence, you go three by three, and you drink lemongrass tea until you, by not your own volition, vomit everything out of your body. >> arsenio: so you have to vomit? there's no way out of that? >> you can't get out of it. and you have to vomit a certain amount before they let you get back with everyone. so you're like cheering on everyone as they throw up. [ laughter ] and as what we do, obviously, we were like, i don't -- am i -- am i ready to throw up in front of these people? but it's such a good bonding experience. [ laughter ] it sounds crazy. but that gets you ready to then go into the ceremony that night because you're like, my vanity is gone, i've just done this in front of all these strangers. now i'm ready to really open up. so we did it for three nights. it was incredibly intense. i went to -- everybody's journey is different. the second night i went to hell for eternity. yeah. and just knowing eternity is like torture in itself because there's no beginning, middle or end. so you have like a real ego death.
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>> arsenio: how do you arrive and understand that that's what the moment -- is there a sign, next exit hell? [ laughter ] >> i mean, it's -- it's your own psychological hell, basically, is the point of the medicine. right? this is a medicine that goes -- it surpasses anything you could do with talk therapy or hypnotherapy or any of those things. it just goes straight into your soul and takes you into your psychological prison you hold yourself in. it's your own version of hell. and i was definitely there. >> arsenio: wow. it's crazy to have that experience and go to hell and experienhen you go to vegas and next to trump. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we'll be right back with more megan fox! [ cheers and applause ]
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[ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: y'all don't even know. you think "weekend at bernie's" was crazy. wait till you see this. tell us what we should know about this so i don't end up being a spoiler. >> i don't want to spoil either. it starts -- you kind of don't really know what you're watching because you know you bought a thriller, but the way it starts you're like where is this going and what's going to happen? you see that there's this relationship going on between myself and my husband in the movie, and it's clearly toxic and not healthy and something is off but you don't know exactly what. my character has been in this marriage, it's been dead for a long time and she's been having an affair and decides that she can't have the affair anymore. you find out that her husband, who is probably a sociopath,
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realizes that she's having an affair. and what can i say? i can't -- >> arsenio: he's a sociopath, and she has an affair with a brother, so you know he go nuts. [ laughter ] he goes nuts. now, where did you shoot that? was that a city in -- >> we shot the whole movie in bulgaria, but they built everything on stages. >> arsenio: so that wasn't a real fishing crib? >> no, they built a frozen lake, they built a cabin. they built -- like all that acreage that was covered in snow, that was all fake. the snow was made out of paper. >> arsenio: really? i'm sitting there thinking oh, i bet her feet were cold. [ laughter ] >> that's why we didn't do it. they wanted to do it in russia in the winter and i was like, nah. not going to happen. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: did colson come visit you? >> yeah. so he -- this is in the beginning of our relationship, very, very early on. and he's never been -- he's going to love how much i'm divulging all of his secrets. but he's never been in a relationship before. so he was really fearful of like, if i go away for six weeks am i still going to come back and we're going to be okay. he had lost his passport riding
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a motorcycle on the freeway, because he wears these insane pants and he just puts them in -- he'll put his passport like in his sock, and so it will fall out obviously. that's a stupid thing. don't ever do that. [ laughter ] and he lost the passport and this was during covid. so he couldn't just get a new passport. so he had to go through all of these hoops. he went through bernie sanders finally to get a passport and he came to see me. but it was a lot of drama. it took all this time, he got there for three days, i wrapped and then we went back. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: would you all thank my lovely guest and make sure you see "till death." it's in theaters and it's on demand right now. and i'll be back with jay pharoah. give it up for megan fox. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ enseful music) ♪ ♪ ♪ just tell me what i need to know. never! (hands hit desk) where is it? it's on the beach. ocean views. it was supposed to be a surprise.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> arsenio: yes. hello again. our next guest is a funny guy. a "saturday night live" alum, celebrity impressionist, and an all-around wonderful guy. by the way, for a small fee he'll leave you a voicemail for your home machine or phone in barack obama's voice after the show. [ laughter and applause ] come on back. his new movie is called "resort to love." it premieres soon on netflix. please welcome jay pharoah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> arsenio: yes, sir! >> hey hey. >> arsenio: the most important element of being a good talk show guest is that entrance. the boy know how to enter, don't he? [ cheers and applause ] >> hey. you know, i was watching. i was watching "the joker." and i saw him practicing that entrance so many times. i said yo, if i'm on here with arsenio i've got to nail it. because i've never -- i put on for you, dog. i wouldn't have done this for kimmel. [ laughter and applause ] >> arsenio: you know, i requested you to be here because the thing about jay is when you're only doing two nights, if you can get jay pharoah, you've got 40, 50 guests. [ laughter ]
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>> for sure. for sure. >> arsenio: it's kind of cool. we've never worked professionally together. we meet in clubs and talk. >> all the time, man. and i've been watching you since i was a kid. >> arsenio: ooh. >> woof, woof, woof. you know what i'm saying? even the white people know it. i love it. [ laughter ] >> arsenio: oh, man. so where do we start? first of all, we don't have a release date for the movie yet. >> no, we do. it's coming out july 29th on netflix. >> arsenio: okay. [ cheers and applause ] i've already seen it. >> okay. >> arsenio: brother, you do work. >> thank you. >> arsenio: you do work. there's an emotional scene. it ain't no dry cry. i see your eyes well up and i see the process going on, and then not like denzel, not one tear, both tears, brother. [ laughter and applause ] >> hey, look, your boy does get the waterworks on in this movie. you know, and i've got to say this, man. it was all based off of -- it
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was all based off of real situations, because i remember having those conversations with ladies. you know, i kind of -- my process is to put the person that i remember having that conversation with, their head on the actor's body, and it's kind of a cheat code. but you know, i do that and then it just sets me in -- it sets me in the space and i'm just like right there with them. yeah. so i was crying. >> arsenio: y'all can do that, too. >> you've got to up it. you've seen viola davis when she was in there with denzel. she snotted. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying? it was bubbles and everything. i said, i can't just hit the denzel, all right, okay. i can't do that. i've got to -- [ laughter and applause ] i've got to do both. >> arsenio: yeah. >> so yeah, man. >> arsenio: you are amazing at what you do. >> thank you. >> arsenio: you've seen black people when david blaine do a trick. like oh! oh! [ laughter ] people react, i can't believe this! oh my goodness, oh my god!
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really? this is happening? but when you do an impression, actually when i try to do an impression? i don't do -- like i don't do katt williams, i do you doing katt williams. >> years ago you tweeted yo, i heard katt williams i thought he was on the show and it was really jay pharoah. it's real talk. katt williams, i used to do this thing on tiny chat on twitter where i would go into the chat room and not have a picture and just be different celebrities. and people's favorite one was katt williams. and one day katt williams actually came into the room. and i knew it was him because he had pictures of his babies that were not online. i knew it was him. [ laughter ] and he got mad at me too. he was like, "do you know my babies, you ignorant son of a bitch, you? do you know my babies?" [ laughter and applause ] you don't, sir! sir! here's the thing, sir, first you need to do is get somebody you actually sound like because you don't sound nothing like me, booboo.
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[ laughter ] that's what he said. and the people in the room -- i had friends and -- they was like no, that ain't katt williams, jay sound more like katt williams than you do. [ laughter ] and i was like yo, bro, that's the actual dude because i can hear it. but they were like no, we got your back, jay, get that fake katt out of here. i was like, y'all just dissed the real katt williams. [ laughter ] and it's hilarious now because there's this dude on xbox and he impersonates me. and if you know jay pharoah, i don't have an xbox, baby. i got a ps4, okay? [ laughter ] and a ps4. my ps5 is on back order, it hasn't got here yet. you know what i mean. but that's so crazy to me. it's serendipitous. it's like this man now is impersonating an impersonator. it's like impersonating "inception." how does he do that? you can't impersonate me. i'm me. maybe address him. that's right. okay, here we go. hey. i'm me. [ laughter ] i know i'm me because i woke up this morning and i looked in the mirror. i said, is it you?
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and myself said yes. [ laughter ] so i know, i know it's me. stop trying to impersonate me. but honestly, i'm flattered. do what you want. do what you want. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: no impressions in this movie. >> no. >> arsenio: but pure jay is unbelievable. you do a great job. you want to tell them a little bit about the movie? >> yes, yes. christina milian, the lovely christina milian. i got to shoot this movie in mauritius with her during the pandemic. and she's -- you know, she's a singer who was on the come-up and i was engaged to her. i ended up breaking the engagement like a month before the wedding. and somehow we end up on this island together because of cookies and travel ads and things and she's supposed to sing at my wedding. and, and she likes my brother. and my brother's -- i'm not going to give that part away. but she likes my brother, and now it's like this, is she goin
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come back to me? am i going to go for her? am i going to break up the wedding on the island? you've got to tune in on the 29th to see. it's pretty dope. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: it's messy. >> yeah. >> arsenio: if you like "housewives" type shows that are messy, this relationship is the messiest relationship and the most entertaining situation. with a movie like this, how do you get it? how do they come to jay pharoah for this and they don't want no impressions? >> well, it was -- you know, there was the question of, all right, we think jay has these chops but we have to see it. so i did a director's session. and after that, ended up nailing it. you know, now you've got to do zoom or -- you've got to do zoom auditions during covid. you couldn't go into the thing. so if you nailed it and you were at home, you nailed it. you know what i mean? so that's how they got me for that. >> arsenio: i think last time i saw you on this show, you were on zoom.
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>> in mauritius. >> arsenio: oh, so that's where you were? >> i was in mauritius. let me tell you the people are so nice, arsenio. but the animals, they different. okay? they are different. [ laughter ] people, this is what happened. i got [ bleep ] on by a fruit bat. okay? [ laughter ] i just got -- it's not luck. this itches. i don't know what's happening. he [ bleep ] on me. you know what i mean? and i understand he eats fruit so he's got a loose stool, but come on, son. [ laughter ] you ain't got to hit me and my white shirt. it was my white shirt. and i'm miles away from my house. i can't get it clean and wash. i only had one white shirt, and he [ bleep ]ed on it. he [ bleep ]ed on it. he must have thought i was jim carrey in "ace ventura" or something. [ laughter ] i don't know what's wrong with him. but yeah, man, that's cool. and i'm going to tell you, the mosquitos are vicious. you know, i learned this during the pandemic. you know when mosquitos bite you? because they're pregnant. it's not the dudes that bite you.
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it's the women mosquito that bite you because they're pregnant and you know, they like taking stuff from you. right? [ laughter ] so these -- because they're gold diggers. i'm sorry. they are gold diggers. they bite you because they need nutrients for the pregnancy. but i'd like to say in front of america right now, f them kids. i hope you lose them. [ laughter ] i'm so serious. f them kids. lose them. [ applause ] >> arsenio: check out his movie on netflix july 29th. it's called "resort to love." >> yes, yes, yes. >> arsenio: when we come back, i'll have amorphous and kelly rowland. thank you, sir, for making my job so easy tonight. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: jay pharoah! the jay pharoah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ an america we build and one we explore. one that's been paved and one that's forever wild. but freedom
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[ cheers and applause ] >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. [ cheers and applause ] >> arsenio: and now, the e.p. is called "things take shape." from the sunset at the edition hotel performing "finally," with some help from kelly rowland --
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this is amorphous! [ cheers and applause ] >> what's up, how are y'all feeling tonight? y'all look so good, so beautiful. i'm amorphous. so happy to be here. i have someone very, very special to introduce you to, the beautiful and amazing kelly rowland. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ waited for this moment ♪ ♪ so golden ♪ ♪ you can see it in the way we shine ♪ ♪ oh yes i do believe we're chosen ♪ ♪ so know it ♪ ♪ so i ain't gonna let you change my mind ♪ ♪ oh no finally the words you used ♪ ♪ to try to hurt me don't mean a thing anymore finally ♪ ♪ there ain't no stressing ain't not worries it's me i'm living for ♪ ♪ finally it has happened to me right in front of my face my feelings can't ♪ ♪ describe it finally it has
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