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thanks to those of you who watched me earlier in primetime for the nba finals. [ cheers ] i'm hustling right now. good. i've got "black-ish," "to tell the truth," jimmy's primetime specials, and this show. i'm also going to be the next bachelorette. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i need the money. [ laughter ] i'm trying to save up $30 million for a coach seat on that jeff bezos rocket. [ laughter ] that's right. bald lightyear went to space and back this morning. [ laughter ] today, millions of people all over the world looked up and said, "wow, that thing sure looks like a penis." [ laughter ] and that's because that thing did look like a penis. [ laughter and applause ] and then, during the launch, it was even thrusting back and forth! [ laughter ] add some music to that. ♪ yeah, mmm-mmm. look at that.

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in a giant mental [ bleep ]. [ applause ] then again, i'm not one to criticize someone's fashion. this is how i showed up to rehearsal today. [ laughter ] i look like a coke dealer's travel agent. [ laughter ] by the way, wearing that cowboy hat was actually the least obnoxious thing jeff bezos did today. after the launch, he said this. >> i also -- i want to thank -- uh -- every amazon employee and every amazon customer. because you guys paid for all of this. [ laughter ] so seriously, for every amazon customer out there and every amazon employee, thank you from the bottom of my heart very much. it's very appreciated. >> anthony: so to recap, bezos both looks and sounds like a douche. [ laughter ] [ applause ] a lot of people made fun of jeff

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[ laughter ] yes, you do. all right. the president hosted the super bowl champion tampa bay buccaneers at the white house today. give it up for that. [ cheers and applause ] that's biden with coach bruce arians, also known as "white cedric the entertainer." [ laughter ] tom brady was also there to celebrate his team, and workshop some new material. >> it didn't look great there, at one point 7-5, struggling a little bit. as the president alluded to. but we found our rhythm, we got on a roll. not a lot of people, you know, think that we could have won. and in fact, i think about 40% of the people still don't think we won. [ laughter ] you understand that, mr. president? >> i understand that. >> yep. [ laughter and applause ] >> anthony: well, i guess he's not golfing at mar-a-lago any time soon. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now for something near and dear to my heart.

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>> anthony: all right, back to business. all right. >> okay. >> anthony: speaking of staying off your knees, mama -- when is the last time you dated? >> 2011. >> anthony: i said dated, not had some. [ laughter ] >> 2011. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, okay. so mama, i want you to tell the world what you are looking for in a man? >> a man with his own house and his own money. and that's fun, somebody that could make me laugh for a change. [ cheers and applause ] okay, all right. all right. well. we have three eligible bachelors that we're going to bring out for you right now. bring the bachelors out for my mama to choose from. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hi. hey. >> anthony: oh. oh, that's the best we could do for my mama? [ laughter ] nothing against you, gentlemen. please introduce yourselves.

>> i'm captain irving peele, i am a retired airline pilot, and i live in california, originally from new york city. i like to travel, i love -- >> anthony: okay, that's enough, i just needed your name, i just needed your name. [ laughter ] all right, my mama don't like a talker. bachelor number 2, please introduce yourself. >> my name's greg mason. semi-retired, trying to be retired. i'm here to find true love. >> anthony: okay, all right. >> okay. >> anthony: all right. watch how you look at my mama when you talk to her. [ laughter ] >> i like it. >> anthony: bachelor number 3. >> hello, my name is terry and i am a swim instructor and live a very active lifestyle. >> anthony: oh! yeah! okay, i know who the front-runner is. [ laughter ] all right. i'm going to ask you each some questions and determine which, if any of you, deserve to go on a date with my mama. and maybe even become my new dad. [ laughter ] >> oh! >> anthony: mama, are you ready

for this? >> i'm ready, i'm ready. >> anthony: number 3, we're going to start with you. if you went to pick my mama up on a date, and you noticed her wig was crooked, what would you do? >> i would be highly adaptive and accept it, knowing that the real beauty of a person is their character and their personality. not the external. [ applause ] >> anthony: oh, oh, okay. bachelor number 3, i want to let you know, my mama can smell bull [ bleep ] a mile away. [ laughter ] just be you, just be real. >> okay. >> anthony: she may give you some, it's been 11 years, all right? you were my front-runner until that bull [ bleep ] answer you just gave me. [ laughter ] all right. irving. >> yes? >> anthony: what animal do you identif with? >> a leopard. >> anthony: oh, why, irving? >> i just like the speed of chasing.

>> anthony: oh, sooky sooky now! [ applause ] did you say that because my mama look like she got on leopard print pants? >> how did you guess? [ laughter ] >> anthony: okay. bachelor number 2, greg. what pet name would you give my mama? look at her, now. come up with the right name. >> whoa. this is dangerous. [ laughter ] "dear." "my dear." >> okay. >> anthony: oh! hey, hey, greg. i want to let you know, my mama like a little white chocolate. [ laughter ] all right? she like a little white chocolate. terry. what is my character's name? on "black-ish"? >> hm. good question. [ laughter ] >> anthony: well, give me a good answer. [ laughter ] >> he don't know. >> i really don't know. >> anthony: all right. damn, terry. all right.

well, i got one for you, greg. greg, this is going to determine a whole lot about you. >> okay. >> anthony: who did you vote for in the last election? [ laughter ] >> could you remind me who was running? [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, you made my mama laugh! you made my mama laugh. okay. irving. >> yes? >> anthony: you're walking with my mama in the woods. and a bear pops out. what do you do? >> first of all, i'd jump in front to protect her. and we both would run. >> anthony: yeah, which -- no, no. it's one or the other. if you jump in front of my mama, that means you're going to run in front of my mama, which means the bear gonna get my mama first. [ laughter ] dammit, irving. i was hoping for the retired pilot because my mama like to fly for free. [ laughter ] irving, if you're going to be my new stepdaddy, how would you bond with me?

>> first of all, i'll talk aviation, take you flying, and teach you how to fly. and we will bond that way. >> anthony: no, we wouldn't. [ laughter ] no, we wouldn't. no, no, no we wouldn't. no, we wouldn't. [ cheers and applause ] because you flying high, me getting high, are two different types of highs. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] mama, how are you feeling about these three jokers out there right now? >> i don't know, let me ask some questions. which one of y'all like to play cards? >> i play cards. >> you like cards? >> no. >> what about dominos? >> i haven't played dominos in years. >> would you know how to play? >> i play dominos. >> you like bingo? >> yes. >> you like bingo? >> not so much. >> you like bingo? >> not too much. >> you like vegas? >> of course. >> you like vegas? >> take it or leave it. >> >> anthony: all right! [ laughter and applause ]

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premiering august 12th on hbo max, please give it up for my boy, offset! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! >> anthony: offset. >> yes, sir? >> anthony: how did you get your name? [ laughter ] >> as a kid, i was always a little off. [ laughter ] i knew i was going to be on set, the camera, so i just put the "set" on the end, offset. >> anthony: okay, there we go. [ cheers and applause ] you started me off. i got my mama outside on hollywood boulevard, having a date with her new man, irving, possibly my new daddy. >> mama! >> anthony: oh, mama, you hear that, mama? >> mama? >> anthony: are you involved or

how involved are you in your mother's love life? >> i'm very involved. [ laughter ] >> anthony: let's talk about that. >> my mama's married, but i'm still involved. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> anthony: okay, speaking of marriages. you're married now to cardi b. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: all right. [ cheers and applause ] now, let's talk about your first date with your wife. >> my first date, i went big. i wanted to do something that was not normally done, you know what i'm saying? i wanted to have fun. >> anthony: right. >> not so serious. like, you know, enjoyable time. so i took her to the super bowl. [ laughter ] >> anthony: okay. which super bowl was that? >> i don't know the number. but i know who was playing. >> anthony: who playing? >> atlanta falcons, my team. >> anthony: okay. >> versus them patriots. [ laughter ] >> anthony: you know what, i was at that game too. it was a great game. up until the fourth quarter.

>> three minutes left. >> anthony: oh, man. >> we had -- what was it, i think it was -- i think we was up by 20 points, 23-20. >> anthony: yeah, yeah, y'all were up. >> tom brady with the superman. [ laughter ] whatever powers he be having. >> anthony: yeah, he had some powers. >> then he ended us. i lost $10,000 that night too. >> anthony: $10,000? >> yes. you know what i won? >> anthony: okay? >> my wife. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: that's not a bad consolation prize. >> not at all. >> anthony: speaking of prizes and gifts and all of that. let's just run down the list of gifts that you guys have shared with one another. [ laughter ] she's given you a rolls royce. uh-huh. it says here, worth over $300,000. a diamond pendant worth over $250,000. a refrigerator. [ laughter ] filled with a half a million dollars in it.

and a golden lamborghini worth over another half a million dollars. now, you -- >> pressure. [ laughter ] >> anthony: -- have given her -- these are just birthday and valentine's gifts. you have given her a lamborghini suv. a 20-carat diamond ring modeled after the necklace from "the titanic" that is worth over a million dollars. a rolls-royce worth over $300,000. and your baby girl, culture, just celebrated her 3rd birthday. and you gave her $150,000 diamond necklace? >> no, i gave her a richard miosi. during the time she's 12, it might be worth a million dollars. [ applause ] >> anthony: invest, i understand. >> and you skipped out, it was two rings. >> anthony: it was two rings? >> yes. i proposed with one ring, up on

stage, boom. then i came back and doubled the size. it was 10 carat at first. then i got 22 carat. >> anthony: okay. we all ain't able to do that. [ laughter ] >> god is good. >> anthony: all the time, all the time. looking at these extravagant gifts, your wife seems like she's the type of woman who would expect a push gift. after pushing these babies out. do you have a push gift in mind? >> no. [ laughter ] >> anthony: no? >> i feel like the gift is the beautiful child. >> anthony: okay, i agree. >> i'ma get her a gift, though, i got to. >> anthony: i understand that. i like to fight for men getting push gifts too. [ laughter ] right? because we pushed the baby in, okay? >> okay! okay! >> anthony: that's all i'm saying. [ laughter ] this will be your fifth child? >> five. >> anthony: five. somebody been busy. five.

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so this show, "the hype" is i'm a judge with beth and marney, shout-out to them, and we're giving these kids who come from the streetwear world opportunity to be able to become a big brand. a lot of those guys get overshadowed. there's no show like this where we shine the light on streetwear, which is one of the biggest thins in our current time right now. >> anthony: right. >> it's just giving opportunity to those guys. they get to win 150 grand. >> anthony: okay. >> and a collab with stock x, which is major in the fashion world. it's giving a chance for the youth to be seen, man. a lot of these bigger brands, i >> anthony: right. them. - >> a lot of these bigger brands, they take ideas and get ideas and they make the money for it and these kids don't get acknowledged and they don't get a fair share of their creativity and their art. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: what is the definition of streetwear? >> it's not really -- that question, i really answer like,

it's not really a definition. because it's what people feel is art. so it's not -- it's whatever direction or high-performance feels they need to dress in their personality of fashion in themselves. >> anthony: right. >> it's not a particular thing, it's how you feel, it's what's in the streets. >> anthony: okay, i feel you on that. [ cheers and applause ] you're a stylish brother. >> yeah, i'm pretty fly. [ laughter ] >> anthony: you're pretty fly. >> if i say so myself. >> anthony: sometimes we have to grow into that flyness. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: have you always been fly, or what was your style like before this? >> i was always fly. my mama got me two pair of shoes a year. i wouldn't play so i could have fresh shoes, you know what i'm saying? i would sacrifice playing. i was big on my appearance. >> anthony: right. >> and school -- you know. when you're young, middle school, high school, that's all it's about. it's about your education, of course. [ laughter ] it's about being fly. i tried to have that, even when i didn't have the money, i always made things look good. my brother, he could draw, so i had him draw on t-shirts.

i know nobody have this t-shirt, so it will be one of one. there might be hangs but you never knew. >> anthony: i feel you. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: speaking of shoes. if my calculations is correct, if i heard correctly, you own between 3,000 to 4,000 pair of sneakers? >> yeah, i had 3,000, probably around 3,200 now. >> anthony: uh-huh. okay, where do you keep those shoes, offset? >> okay, so i got a location here. >> anthony: uh-huh. >> in l.a. then my house in atlanta, i got a basement, the whole side of the basement is dedicated to my shoes, my babies. >> anthony: okay, okay. better question. >> okay. >> anthony: who has more shoes, you or your wife? [ laughter ] >> i think she still got me beat. [ applause ] still got me beat. for sure. >> anthony: all right. how did -- let's talk about migos for a second. >> let's get it. [ cheers and applause ]

>> anthony: how did this come about between you, takeoff and quevo? how did you start making music? >> so seventh, sixth grade, we always just -- we love music, you know what i'm saying? >> anthony: right. >> quevo and takeoff had a cousin, not my cousin, they were in studio since they were kids. they got a program, mixcraft, recorded on it. everybody thought it was a joke. sixth, seventh grade. nobody really believed. everybody like, oh, whack, it sucks. we kept going with it, ain't nothing nobody could tell us. going through high school, we never wanted to be big super artists, we just wanted to take over our town where we were from. we wanted to touch that, take over that. >> anthony: yeah. >> then it started to happen. and then we got a tweet from gucci. then that's when it was like -- i knew like, oh, yeah, we in the building. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: yeah, yeah. started with a small dream, wanting to take over his town, ended up taking over the world. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: now you guys have a new video dropping tomorrow?

>> yes, "roadrunner." >> anthony: you were the creative director of the video? >> yes. >> anthony: what does that mean, exactly? >> i come up with the content. and the visual. >> anthony: okay. >> to match the song. >> anthony: right. >> to catch the world again. >> anthony: how was it directing -- i know you were the creative director. did you have to direct quevo at all, and how high was he? [ laughter and applause ] i ask you this question, i had quevo on my show, "black-ish," and i happened to direct that particular episode. >> yes, sir. >> anthony: he turned to me, "big bruh, how am i doing?" i said, "for how high you are, quevo, you're doing pretty good." [ applause ] "you're doing pretty good." who smokes the most weed out of the three of y'all? since we're talking about getting high, let's be real about it. >> the most -- [ laughter ] i think it's a tie. but, but see, it's -- it's a twist to it. it's a tie, but takeoff, we call him the don. >> anthony: yeah.

>> because he going to examine it, he going to make sure it's -- he going to tell you, boy, you smoke some bull [ muted ]. [ laughter ] you know what i'm saying? >> anthony: yeah. >> i give to it takeoff, he's the don. >> anthony: you give to it takeoff. [ applause ] give it up for my man, offset! [ cheers and applause ] "the hype" premieres august 12th on hbo max. we'll be back with henry golding. and my mama! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (upbeat pop music in background throughout) (music)

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: welcome back, welcome back. mama? can you hear me? >> yeah. >> anthony: mama! >> yes? [ cheers and applause ] hey, baby. i got my feet out, anthony. >> anthony: oh, lord. >> so you know he like me. >> anthony: oh! hey, irving. just want to let you know, my mama ain't got no toenails on ten of her toes. >> don't worry about it, i'm not. >> anthony. ask him where he like to go. >> anthony: irving? where do you like to go? >> to the bahamas. >> and he a pilot, anthony. >> anthony: oh, irving, you and i are going to bond. i'm going to tell you about my mama's last trip to the bahamas with a pilot. and a prime minister. and a head of security. >> anthony, it's him. >> anthony: no, i'ma tell the truth and shame the devil, mama! i got to go. >> it's him, anthony, it's him. [ applause ] >> anthony: our next guest is a talented actor whom you know from his role in the history-making film "crazy rich asians." [ cheers and applause ] and for having the face of an angel.

now he stars as the eponymous -- who the hell put that word? [ laughter ] you know a black man don't speak language like that on tv. [ laughter and applause ] >> anthony: did i say it right? the eponymous katana-wielding ninja, snake eyes, here's a clip. >> challenge one. take this bowl from me, i'll take that bowl from you. >> okay. what's the punchline? >> you must take my bowl without spilling the water. fail four times and your training is over before it begins. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> that's one. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right. "snake eyes: g.i. joe origins"

opens in theaters friday. please say hello to henry golding. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right. >> what a crowd! holy moly. >> anthony: great crowd. [ cheers and applause ] great crowd, but henry, we're going to get right to it. >> please. >> anthony: how old were you when you first looked into the mirror and realized you were beautiful? [ cheers ] >> you know what? i'm not going to answer that question, i'm just going to say how amazing anthony's energy is. [ cheers and applause ] this is the first time -- no joke. i'm blown away by you. i'm going to pay your compliment back. >> anthony: thank you, i appreciate that. well, i hear you have a new baby girl? >> i do. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: a new addition to your family, congratulations.

>> thank you. 3 1/2 months old. >> anthony: what's her name? >> lila. little baby lila. there she is with my mama. >> anthony: why is your mom holding that baby like she's never held a baby before in her life? [ laughter ] >> literally this was the only microsecond where the baby was smiling. so mom's a little worried about that. >> anthony: okay. >> let's get back to your mom. you're torturing your mom. [ laughter ] >> anthony: i am not torturing my mother, trust me, my mother is living the life. mama, can you hear me? all right. >> she's busy. >> anthony: yeah, she's busy. oh, lord. with my new daddy. >> you set up a bed and everything, i love it. >> anthony: i didn't set that up, that just appeared. [ laughter ] speaking about babies, did you give your wife a push present? >> obviously not as amazing as offset's. but yeah. i have this amazing friend in new york, zumir kassam, he designed me a beautiful, intricate sort of tennis

bracelet for her. but yeah, there is a huge, huge sort of pressure -- not a pressure, should i say. i wanted to give something. but yeah. the push presents are all the thing now, right? >> anthony: yeah, right? >> did you get it after, did you give it before? that's the question. >> anthony: i think -- >> i gave it before because i wanted her to enjoy it before this little monster came out. [ laughter ] and took over our lives. >> anthony: well, i think it serves its purpose when you give it after, because you already gave to it her before. [ laughter ] >> yeah! >> anthony: yeah. let's talk about your family for a second. >> please. >> anthony: you know, let's talk about your heritage, your culture. where are you from, how did this mixture happen? >> so i'm from a tribe in malaysia called the ebon. it's on the island of ebonia. my dad's english, portsmouth. but yeah, no, i was born on the island itself. and traditionally they were like back in the generational days sort of head hunters and really sort of a fierce tribe. >> anthony: uh-huh?

>> i remember going back as a kid, and they live in these sort of communal, beautiful homes with sort of 15 to 20 houses in one stretch. so it's a very, very strong sort of community. i remember going back and there's no electricity. if you wanted fresh meat, you'd have to go out to get a pig or a chicken. >> anthony: right. >> or anything. so very much sort of grassroots in that sense. >> anthony: uh-huh. you have an interesting character in your family, an uncle? >> oh my god. >> anthony: who used to fight alligators? >> yeah, my uncle, he's an absolute beast. you could send him out in the middle of the jungle with just a knife and he'd come back with a pelt of like a bear, a wolf, fangs hanging from -- yeah, there was a story where, to get through this longhouse, you would have to cross this rather large river. >> anthony: uh-huh? >> which is crocodile infested. because -- obviously. >> anthony: right. [ laughter ] >> so the one thing the bridge was down. we had to sort of, like, push

his wife over on this boat, this tiny little boat. next thing you know, there's an alligator just latched onto his arm. he's sort of prying it off. safe to say he made it to the other side with dinner sorted for the rest of the night. >> anthony: dinner, a new pair of boots, and a new belt. [ laughter ] let's talk about this. harry, i've always wanted my own action figure. >> yeah, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: it comes with a removable head! [ laughter ] a removable head, this is big-time. >> that's crazy. >> anthony: it comes full circle, because g.i. joe started as an action figure, then comic book, then a movie. now here you are. [ cheers and applause ] >> that really kind of looks like me, huh? >> anthony: that is you. >> they did a great job. >> anthony: ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the beautiful henry golding. [ cheers and applause ] "snake eyes: g.i. joe origins" opens in theaters friday. we'll be back with music from robin thicke.

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> anthony: thank you, that is all the time we have. i want to thank offset, henry golding, robin thicke, my mama, and my new daddy too. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] "nightline" is next. but first, i think you're gonna like this. his album is called "on earth and in heaven." with the song "look easy," robin thicke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this goes out to all the mothers out there ♪

♪ dedicated to the teachers out there ♪ ♪ and all the frontline workers out there ♪ ♪ you make it all so you make it all look so easy ♪ whoo! ♪ ♪ ♪ where did you come from there's no w meing in ♪ they make you so pure and free ♪ ♪ living in a world where we lose our hearts but yours still beats ♪

♪ don't you know that you make love look easy baby don't you know that ♪ ♪ you make love look easy all right tell me how do you do it ♪ ♪ how do you bear standing in the eye of the storm ♪ ♪ like you don't care ♪ ♪ always smiling even when you're down ♪ ♪ even when we all want to hang our heads you laugh out loud ♪ ♪ don't you know that you make love look easy whoa ♪ ♪ won't you tell me how you do that ♪ ♪ you make love look easy and the rest of us are so bad ♪ ♪ you make love look easy ♪ ♪ yeah yeah won't you tell me how you do that ♪

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♪ oh babe oh hoo ♪ ♪ don't you know that you make love look so easy ♪ ♪ oh yeah you make love look so easy ♪ >> anthony: why you got your shirt off on hollywood boulevard with my mama? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]