>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david spade! tonight, whitney cummings, olympic medalist jagger eaton, the bachelorette katie and her fiance blake and music from sharon van etten and angel olsen. and now, here's david spade! [ cheers and applause ] >> david: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] all right. all right. welcome to the after the after

the after the rose special. [ laughter ] i'm your guest host, david spade. i'll be here for two nights. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i do this once a year. i make about 40 bucks. it's like the hollywood version of jury duty. [ laughter ] jimmy has been gone for about six weeks. he's down in tijuana recovering from a botched penis enlargement surgery. [ laughter ] i've seen the photos, and it did not go well. [ laughter ] it's a crazy time to be in l.a. right now. california is in the middle of our second-biggest wildfire ever. i ran into that rapper nelly yesterday, and i just saw him in a parking lot. and i go what are you doing? he says i live in calabasas and it was so bad we had to leave and stay in a hotel. and i said oh, my god. all kidding aside, was it getting hot out there? [ laughter ] and he said, "it was." i go, did you have to take off all your clothes? he said no, i put them on because we were being evacuated.

[ laughter ] because sometimes we don't joke around. you know who is not coming to l.a. anytime soon? o.j. simpson. o.j. said in an interview that he avoids l.a. because he's worried he might run into the real killer. [ laughter ] that must be stressful. hey o.j., if you want to avoid seeing the real killer, don't look above the bathroom sink. [ laughter ] personally i'm glad o.j. doesn't come to l.a. because he might think i'm kato kaelin and try to borrow money. [ laughter ] did you guys see the olympics? i'm sure you did. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you enjoyed them, because with global warming even the winter olympics will soon be the summer olympics. [ laughter ] now that the games are done, the only place for an athlete to get herpes in a foreign country is on "bachelor in paradise." yeah! [ cheers and applause ] hosted by me. starts next week. i brought a little sneaky peek. here's me talking to national treasure grocery store joe.

>> david spade. >> what's up, bud? >> how are you? >> it's good to see you. i've seen you before, obviously. you did "bachelor in paradise." and you met kendall and it seemed to work. >> yeah. it worked for almost two years. >> that's like 30 years in bachelor years. >> it's a solid relationship. >> it is. and now you're back here and what are you hoping for this time? >> i'm just kind of hoping to build a friendship again and hopefully leave here in a relationship. >> are we still going by grocery store joe? >> you can call me grocery store joe. >> if any hookups happen, do you think you're going to double bag it? eh? >> i like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: that was obviously a joke. no one on that show uses protection. [ laughter ] the main event here on abc was the season finale of "the bachelorette." that's right. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, katie thurston finally chose her future ex-fiancé. [ laughter ]

and it's blake moynes. moynes? maybe he'll take her last name. [ laughter ] but before blake could seal the deal with katie, he had to face the wrath of her aunt lindsey. who's a charmer. >> you ultimately mean nothing. hate to break it to you. but you'd better be secure as [ bleep ] coming into our family. because at the end of the day you're here because we want you here, not because we need you here. >> right. [ laughter ] >> dicky: what a sweetheart. yeah. it just got better from there. >> let's say marriage gets hard. which i don't care who you are. it gets [ bleep ] hard. what's your plan? like how are you going to fix that? >> we -- katie and i have a thing going on here. and it's just promising ourselves that we'll do anything to make it right and keep it. >> yeah, that's not how it works. like i mean cute but ultimately that's not how anything works. [ laughter ]

>> dicky: will you two just make out already? a bachelorette season is like that movie "127 hours," in that it feels that long and ends with me trying to saw my arm off with a dull pocket knife. [ laughter ] i know not everyone has time to watch this stupid show, so i'm just going to recap the whole season for you right now. all right? [ cheers and applause ] i hope you're ready because it's already in the teleprompter. so here we go. it's time for the bachelorette minute. [ cheers and applause ] the season's bachelorette was the lovely katie thurston. she was on the last season of "the bachelor," where you might recall when she got out of the limo her first night she brought her vibrator. that's a little awkward. hi, how are you doing? hang on. [ motor noise ] "something to top it off black & decker." in case it doesn't go perfectly. "does this house have a generator?" as usual, the season started

with a bunch of insane entrances. connor dressed like a cat. i don't know what that angle is. one guy came in a box. one showed up with a blow-up doll. and there was even one guy named "quartney" with a "q." for some reason. [ laughter ] she should have sent him home right there. "quartney with a q, you're leaving with an l." week 2, a gym owner named mike reveals the last thing any bachelorette wants to hear. >> i've never had sex. [ laughter ] >> david: what, what, what? first comes love then comes marriage, then comes touching katie's undercarriage. area. in episode four, the guys eat carbs and give each other bikini waxes. >> oh! >> oh! >> david: was that his left nut? [ laughter ] this show airs on a network owned by the walt disney company. by the way.

[ laughter ] that's when blake shows up because he has nothing better to do. he was circling the building. these guys have very flexible jobs. if you noticed. "hey, i'm gonna take another three months off." that's great. like what do you do? [ laughter ] then two guys greg and connor the cat almost got to first base. unfortunately, it was with each other. ♪ [ laughter ] >> david: bros before rose. quartney with a q is finally sent home about five weeks too late. and in week six katie tells the guys not to [ bleep ] off all week. how dare you? [ laughter ] a week is a long time, folks. i can barely get through this show without [ bleep ]. i'm not even done with the monologue and i'm getting a little itchy. [ laughter ] katie has a one-on-one date with mike the virgin, where they spoon in the woods, and then he uses the worst pickup line ever uttered on a reality dating show.

>> you remind me of my mom. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> david: no wonder he doesn't want to [ bleep ] her. so katie sends mike home to mama. and there's three guys left for hometowns. and each date gets off to a running start. >> how are you? >> good. how are you? >> i missed you. >> ah! >> david: my money's on the moose. katie not shy with the run and jump. at this point, greg is in the lad, and ven tells katie he loves her. but then she doesn't say it back, and things get awko taco. >> i don't give a [ bleep ] about the rose. i was just telling you you fill the hole in my heart. like this is real life. >> david: no. this isn't real life. [ laughter ] this is a game show where the grand prize is a construction worker from phoenix. [ laughter ] and in a bachelorette first, the front-runner sends himself home. >> i'm done here.

>> i am done. i am done. i am done. >> david: can i be done, too? [ laughter ] i didn't know that was an option. no, i can't because the finale of the show is longer than the last "avengers" movie. so with greg out of the picture katie does what any red-blooded bachelorette would do. she finds a guy named blake, i guess no chads were available, tells him she loves him and drags him into the boom-boom room. blake goes to pick out a ring, has a panic attack where he realizes he's not ready to settle down on one knee. then a few hours later he does. >> will you marry me? >> yes. ♪ >> david: they don't even french? [ laughter ] so to recap, a guy who isn't ready to get married is marrying a girl who totally wanted to marry a different guy. all in all i'd say it was another successful season of "the bachelorette! [ cheers and applause ] we have a good show for you

tonight. whitney cummings my buddy, she's here. olympic medal-winning skateboarder jagger eaton is with us. we've got music from sharon van etten and angel olsen. and when we come back, we're going to get bachelorette katie thurston and her new fiancé blake out here to find out how much they do know each other. it'll be a disaster. stick around. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by old navy. (music) (music)

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her fiancé, blake moynes! [ cheers and applause ] i can hull yg you, right? hi. good to see you, guys. good to see you guys. >> good to be here. >> david: congratulations on the engagement. still going, it seems. right? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: since an hour ago. katie is the third bachelorette. she knows this stuff. you went out with claire and then it was tayshia and then you're like the goldilocks. she comes in. >> third time's the charm. >> david: do you get a raise every time? >> yes, exactly. >> david: you get a bump. that's smart. katie, who was the first person you told about your engagement? >> actually, i didn't tell anybody. so they just found out tonight. i have not touched my phone yet. >> david: you didn't break that nda? that's good. i didn't either. not even aunt lindsay?

>> no. >> david: oh, my got. she's terrifying. you should be. you seem to have chemistry with her. >> yes. i'm so glad she's on my side now. >> david: everything she's saying yeah, that's cool. everyone hates you. yep, yep, yep. i would run for the hills. but the family tree. you never know. but you have everything now. you have love. you have chemistry. you have instagram followers. all the things i'm looking for. [ laughter ] but there's one thing you might not have and that is knowledge of each other. because you're pretty new and we're going to play a little game i like to call the "newly engaged game"! [ applause ] so this is just like "the newlywed game." so much so that jimmy's going to get sued. [ laughter ] he's not watching. so i'm going to ask you guys questions about your new fiance and you're going to write down the answers on the whiteboard. it's pretty easy. and you're going to win something from a wedding registry. isn't that exciting? all right, the first item you are vying for is a salad spinner.

[ cheers and applause ] that's right. who doesn't love a dizzy salad? all right. so ready? don't look at each other. what's your fiance's eye color? go. ♪ >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> david: katie was very fast. katie, let's go you first. turn around. green. blake, is that right? >> yes. nailed it. [ applause ] >> david: good job. what about you? >> browny green. >> i mean -- >> come on. >> david: also known as hazel? [ laughter ] >> that's the one. >> david: i'll give you that salad spinner. waffle maker is the next one. waffle maker, get out here. [ laughter ] you're really racking them up. we're going to make carbs fun again. what's your fiance's favorite food?

♪ no cheating. all right. here we go. let's go blake first. that's a safe answer. is that right? >> i'm going to give him that. you can't go wrong. >> david: everyone's favorite food. what about you, katie? there's no way. >> do you like -- >> yeah, not my favorite food. >> david: you said one time you like pickles. i don't know. what do we think? >> maybe a half point. >> david: i'm going to leave it on the table. i'll decide later. okay. meat thermometer. sounds dirty. [ laughter ] [ applause ] nice. it can also tell if your steak has covid. all right. name two of your fiance's friends. just two. >> [ bleep ]. >> david: with this haunted house music behind us. ♪ that was quick, you guys. i know, putting the top on is the worst. katie, you go first.

>> johnny and chris. >> david: generic names! [ laughter ] >> no. >> david: go ahead. let's see, buddy. >> ooh. that's good. >> david: is that true? >> katherine times two. >> david: they're all three named katherine? >> kathleen. >> david: and what's your full name? >> i'm just katie. >> david: i'm sorry. [ laughter ] no, katie's a cool one. i'm just being like this because it's on tv. [ laughter ] now we're playing for this thing. [ applause ] what are you going to play for this? i don't know what it is. oh, this is my wiener enlarger. [ laughter ] we'll take it out later. what's your fiance's biggest phobia? this is kind of hard. they're getting harder. >> you know this. >> i do? >> you do know it. ♪ >> david: i know it's not

tickles. he loves pickles. okay, blake, you go. i want to see katie botch it. >> yes. >> david: spiders. that's mine too. that's yours? >> yeah. >> nailed it. i'm crushing it. >> david: night? no way. >> i mean, it's one of them, sure. >> he sleeps with a nightlight. >> yeah, i sleep with a nightlight. >> darkness is not his thing. >> i don't like pure darkness. >> david: katie, that's a great answer. i love it. okay. and now we're going to go to the big finale, right? now we have the biggest prize of all. it's "joe dirt" bed sheets.sheeh [ applause ] try hard. because i sleep on them every night and they are comfy. no, i sell them as merch in the valley. i've got a big box of them.

[ laughter ] okay. so you both have to do it right to win this. >> think. >> david: ready? over the course of your shortish relationship how many times have you made whoopie? and your answer has to be less than 100 off. [ laughter ] >> shoot. >> [ bleep ]. >> david: make sex and making love both count. >> okay. >> david: this is terrifying. who should go first? you go first, katie. >> 43. >> david: no chance! katie louise. [ laughter ] i hope that vibrator's in the trash. go ahead. let's see. 30. >> yeah, we're in that realm. >> david: it's just a high number. all right. i'll give it to you because you guys -- >> you're jealous. >> david: i'll give it to you because i am jealous. that's my last five years. okay. enjoy the bedsheets.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> it was really funny. did anyone else catch this? watching spade trying to pretend he knew who addison rae was. [ laughter ] >> david: she's a tiktoker. hi, sweetheart. >> love you. >> david: oh, whitney. [ applause ] whoa. that was actually pretty good. >> that actually -- that got dicey for a second and i am shocked it ended that well, frankly. >> david: luckily we're both wearing spanx. [ laughter ] >> do you wear the manx? >> david: is there manx? >> yeah. i lot of you the other day because my lover, who is younger than me -- still got it. by it i mean money. [ laughter ] and i did an instagram story where i was trying to get my

pants on and they didn't fit. you could see my bra and my underwear and he was like so what are you doing in vegas with a matching bra and underwear? are you kidding? i was like honey, i'm 30 years old. all my spanx match all my spanx. >> david: how many skanks don't wear spanx -- no, i guess they're non-matching. i've never sen a match. >> have you ever seen a girl with non-matching and you were like never mind? >> david: you think that slows a guy down? [ laughter ] >> maybe the days of the week. that you should probably leave. you see that. >> david: you're back on tour which is great. it's called the "touch me" tour. which feels a little pre march 2020. >> yeah. we named it in march when i had hope that the tour would happen. >> david: yeah. but you've got a lot of dates coming up. >> i do. well, stand-up dates. and -- let's be honest. i am going to many places. i'm going to like 50 cities in the fall. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: that's good.

>> do you think these are going to happen? don't you feel like when you book dates -- >> david: i'm scared, yeah. i just started booking some theaters. like i'm doing the plirnlg. you just were the at the mirage. >> we're playing the venues. i'm glad you told everyone that. >> david: is that good or bad? >> bad for you. great for me. [ laughter ] >> david: no, i love the mirnag. >> insult to you, compliment to me. >> david: but they can get rowdy. >> you must have crazy vegas touring stories. but i love going to vegas shows and doing it. because these people booked it like six months in advance, they came in and they're not missing the show. i had a woman get so wasted about 35 minutes into the show she -- it was very clear, she was like -- you know, when you're -- they're moving around. and she puked. i watched it happen. she was like in the third row. so she got seats like eight months ago. she was ready. she was wearing my merch. she was not missing this show. and she puked in her hand.

she was like -- >> david: excellent. [ laughter ] throws it on the ground. >> then there was a -- >> david: ah, yeah. ladylike. did someone motor boat you, i saw. >> people ask me about the "touch me" tour name. touching is kind of a weird thing to think about now. but i feel like as the pandemic was winding down before as i started doing stand-up again to like people in masks, half capacity, i was noticing was all people wanted to do was have some kind of physical contact because they were so deprived of it, right? we used to call this sexual harassment but now it's just called being eager to connect. [ laughter ] i also see these couples showing up that it's clear that they've been alone in their home together for nine months and they built some bargain to keep them together. i had this woman halfway through a show, she was listening super eag eagerly. finally when i took a sip of

water and she main to talk she was like "i promised my husband he could motor boat you. you're his hall pass." can you imagine? i was like i feel like i'm now part of a war of the roses type situation. like what i just saw you do with that interview right here. i felt like i was in one of those weird tense situations. does anyone else get really uncomfortable when that happened? he said he's afraid of the night. [ laughter ] >> david: oh. katie and blake? i know. but usually when people date for six weeks you go oh, how was your third date? and on this one they're like oh, we're married. we'e getting married. >> yeah. >> david: because they only shoot it over a certain amount of time and they only spend eight minutes every week. so it's not -- you know, but they're getting to know each other. >> you know what? we're very close, like for real. >> david: who are? >> me and you. >> david: oh, yeah. >> we're real friends. we'll only hang out when it's monetized or televised. but -- >> david: that's true. >> that's a testament to how good of friends we are. we know. he'll be like do you want to get

dinner tonight? i'm like for what show? [ laughter ] if i don't get a call sheet i don't -- >> david: i'll have dinner with you even if it's just for instagram stories. >> but i feel like we should play the newlywed game. >> david: i don't -- no. i don't know anything about anybody. >> do you know where i'm from, david? >> david: yes. >> where? >> david: america. [ laughter ] blake f blake's from canada. who did i see you with? were you with paris hilton? >> i went to paris hilton's birthday party recently. >> david: whoa. not too shabby. >> whatever. and i spent the entire night looking for my purse. which i had misplaced because you know, i'm such a -- i walk in and i just get distracted. i put my purse down. i saw a makeup person named james charles. yeah, you shouldn't know who he is. good. your publicist trained you well. he's like a 22-year-old makeup like person. right? and he's like really famous on instagram. and i went up to him and whenever i see -- this is how i

know i'm old. every time i see a young person in hollywood i just beeline to them and i start giving them financial advice they didn't ask for. and i'm like who's your lawyer? who's stealing from you? and he's like why is joan rivers yelling at me? [ laughter ] >> david: are you our joan rivers? >> no, i'm our courtney love. so i lose my purse and then -- when you're the person at the party that has lost your purse you ruin the party. you're like excuse me, you're looking and everyone's like can we help you? finally -- there's no one worth under a billion dollars at this party. i'm like picking up kathy hilton's purse looking at it, just dart in the neck. and then finally they're like whitney, can we help you? what does your purse look like? we'll look. and i went, um, it's the one that is aldo. no idea what that was. the store next to nine west. near zara. anything. >> david: forever 22? it's a knockoff brand?

yeah, it's like birken birken birken. here's mine. well, we've got to wrap you up. >> no, but you also were really quick. going to have you decide what color my hair should be. >> david: oh, you want to do that? >> yes. because -- i mean, look. you think i'm crazy. just say it. >> david: i think you're a little crazy. >> first of all, i have the exact same hair as you. so i would watch it. >> david: you're a little crazy but you're pretty. it evens it out. >> no, but all my comedian friends clown on me. spade and theo and everybody. >> david: tim. >> tim. okay, okay. tim. chappelle. that my hair changes color all the time. so now i just decided for you guys it's going to be a blank slate and you guys can decide what my hair should look like. so you wouldn't think i'm crazy. [ applause ] >> david: i'm going to give her a hair color. >> don't do that under the table. you'll look insane. show them what you're shaking. oh, geez. >> david: i picked one.

i just grabbed one. >> which one? what color is that? >> david: do you care? >> i mean, i'd like for you to know. >> david: is it just like -- >> what does it say on it? >> david: it's gold for the olympics i thought. what color do you want? >> you tell me. this is red. this is rose gold. you don't know the difference. this is -- what do you guys think? pink, red, danger if heated. okay. i don't want that one. orange. >> david: sure. >> what do you think? >> david: i picked gold already. >> okay. you didn't pick it. you just -- >> david: but listen. i'm going to spray where? just all over your hair? i don't want to screw everything up. is it just like the edges? >> spade, we're doing a bit. i'm prepared. >> david: okay. whitney, her tickets are on whitneycummin whitneycummings.com. her big tour. i'm just going to start spraying your head. >> yeah. get it in the front so they can see it. >> david: what do i do? >> how do you not know? >> david: i never sprayed -- >> i hear you spray-paint all your dolls' hair the ahome.

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[ cheers and applause ] >> david: oh, am i on? welcome back, guys. next guest is the first ever olympic bronze medalist in the sport of skateboarding. which i think is cool. please welcome usa's own jagger eaton! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you're looking cool, dude. >> thank you. thank you. yeah, not too used to this. but it's all right. >> david: butting usa on t putt map. good job. >> thank you. >> david: you walk on the plane like am i still in coach? >> i actually flew economy home from japan. >> david: oh, you did? >> yeah. i had the whole aisle, though. and the window. >> david: not too shabby. you've got a little bit of a

shia labeouf thing going on. >> you think so? >> david: yeah. i like a mohawk. that's a fatter mohawk than i'm used to seeing. >> i was going for a mullet but a mohawk is all right. i'll take what i can get. >> david: i know the mullet game. [ laughter ] so you must be -- it must have been crazy obviously since then, a little before, after, dms blowing up? >> yeah. it's been a little wild. but again, i just cherish the moments, man. like it was so fun to be in japan. japan put on such an amazing contest and such an amazing event. and coming home and kind of getting off that high and getting back to reality's been a little different because my reality as i know it is just a little different now. but it's been cool. >> david: are you in arizona or do you travel around -- >> i was arizona like full-time three years ago but to really prepare for the games i moved out to san diego. >> david: skater camp. 12 hours a day. and you don't do ramps and

pools. or you do for fun but you have to focus on one thing, right? >> oh, i love ramps and pools. >> david: you do? >> yeah. i was going for both events in the games. until iowa, which was the last park contest. unfortunately, i missed the team there. but yeah, i love skating pools and transition. i love it. >> david: yeah, i love it too. i used to do it. >> i've seen the videos. >> david: oh, dude. >> he's got some clips. >> david: yeah. don't worry about me, dude. i actually -- i've been to ktr. is that your dad's place? that's like a -- it was at a gymnastics place, right? in arizona. >> yes. >> david: and then he got like a skater gymnastics -- like super fun hangout for everybody. my friend's kids go there. >> yeah, it's an amazing place. both my parents were teaching gymnastics full-time for 12 hours a day when i was a kid, and when i fell in love with skateboarding they couldn't take time off their jobs, so we decided to put ramps wherever we had space in ktr or in desert dells as it was. and a lot of people just started skateboarding naturally.

and it turned into this beautiful thing in arizona. >> david: yeah, it's so fun, dude. i grew up in scottsdale. i skated all the time. and i was not good. you know. [ laughter ] i'll tell you, it's so fun to do. when i was 12 we had these will the crummy ramps. but there was a skate park there. i was trying an aerial axle -- it was right when aerials were starting to happen. and you land and drop back in. and i landed and landed wrong of course. and i fell back and then i broke both my wrists. and everyone goes get out of the bowl. and i was like -- [ laughter ] i was carrying my board. and then i went to school like my freshman year with two casts. and then i got better. and then i broke my wrists again and my mom goes, honey, you have to quit. i go, because you're worried about me? she goes, "no, you suck. you obviously can barely do it." [ laughter ] but you skated hurt. wasn't your ankle a little twerked even at the olympics? >> yes. my ankle has been tweaked pretty

bad for about five months now. i broke it in rome which was unfortunately the last concepts before the games. >> david: no way. >> yeah. and i had to get top four in that contest to make the team. and i broke my ankle in semifinals, which is the day before finals. and just had to walk out there and limp and -- >> david: yeah. because sometimes -- because so many obviously tricks are in the anks. [ laughter ] i actually did a gig that night and i came home and the olympics was cranking at midnight and i was back east. so i'm like oh, all right. and then every skater falls. i go, that guy sucks. [ laughter ] but the tricks are so hard that what you're saying, those japanese kids were great. i mean, i don't know much about skating. i don't follow it as much. they were doing the ones with the rails. you know, it's all street stuff. and it's so -- it looks like they're floating. and knowing a little about skating i go -- i can tell which ones are probably the hardest ones. it looks so easy because you guys are so good. >> oh. well, yeah, those japanese kids went to win. and it was awesome because most of them are my homies and

they're some of the greatest guys you'd ever get to know. we're homies and we don't even speak the same language. it was so awesome to see them take that home in japan because yuto deserved that. >> david: they did a good job. let's show a clip of you skating, a little bit of this stuff. do we have anything? >> all right. >> david: see? that part's easy. that one's pretty easy. >> this push right here was the most unorganized push i've ever done in my life. like there was wind right on me. i was pumping my heart out on the back three. >> david: you run out of steam. oh, that's a great one. that one's the hardest one. [ applause ] but you wore ear pods. is that what you call them? you wore ear pods and you were cranking tunes. they fixed it because you could find of hear what you were playing but they fixed it so the audience could hear. show that real quick. the sh ♪ mmm-bop ♪ ♪ we got you with that one.

what a doozy. >> the funny thing is that's not really that far off. [ laughter ] >> david: i saw your list. you have some rap and you have some country. right? >> yep. it was new rap and old country, kind of just swirled up in this cocktail of good vibes. what they call them. >> david: yeah. >> i had to use something to kind of feed off the crowd. and there wasn't a crowd there, which was really hard for me because i love a crowd. >> david: oh, yeah. >> i love the hype. and the music really helped me kind of fulfill that. >> david: i have a partial crowd here. i can't even sell this place out. look at that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so what's next? "dancing with the stars"? "the bachelor"? what are you going to do? [ laughter ] >> what's next? man, what's next for me? i'm just going to rest. i actually am going to find out in a week if i need surgery or not on my ankle. and then i'm going to golf. >> david: really? i love it. >> i have one contest at the end of the year in november in jacksonville which is a street league and it's going to be the

last one of the year. yeah, i'm bright eyed and bushy tailed, ready to get back to work. >> david: it's good to have you. >> thank you. i appreciate it. >> david: all right, you guys. this is jagger. we will be right back with music from sharon van etten and angel oleszen. (vo) when you are shopping for a new vehicle, how do you know which brand you can trust? with subaru, you get kelley blue book's most trusted brand winner, seven years in a row. in fact, subaru has won most trusted brand

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stole the dress i saw you in now nothing comes to mind ♪ ♪ saw a life as override one more session overdrive the ceiling is the roof change address and ♪ ♪ draw a line show my friends the silver lines call my family ♪ ♪ just to know they're there sleepin' in late like i used to crossing my fingers ♪ ♪ like i used to waiting inside like i used to

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