>> dicky: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host david spade! tonight -- molly shannon -- addison rae -- and music from morgxn with sara bareilles. and now -- david spade! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: good to see you! everybody, welcome. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, david spade. this is my second night hosting.

tonight is the sequel, so you know it's going to be even worse. [ laughter ] this is my last show filling in for jimmy, then i'm hitting up the hooters down the street with andrew cuomo. [ laughter ] he's texting me, he's got time. by the way, i posted this photo from last night's show. thought i was looking pretty fly. and so did my fans. i got some great feedback. "how big is that suit, lol." [ laughter ] "could also be titled 'old guy wears father's old suit and son's new shoes.'" [ laughter ] "not the boyband baggy suit/sneakers. you're better than that, david." [ laughter ] but am i? [ laughter ] i don't think anyone's expecting fashion miracles from me. "this outfit is inspired by ellen degeneres." [ laughter and applause ] i haven't been compared to ellen in days. thanks "fans." means a lot. some people said i sounded sarcastic at times. oh. sorry.

[ laughter ] that's actually a legitimate problem i have. even when i say nice things, people think i might be kind of being a dick. like -- this is me trying to be sincere in real-life situations. "that's such a great idea for a podcast!" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "i'd love to come to your improv show." "i don't think i'm doing anything at midnight." [ laughter ] "i just saw the new 'fast and furious' movie and the acting was fantastic. vin diesel has range." [ laughter ] this is a very good looking audience. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. the bit's over. i'm telling you. [ applause ] it's very nice to see you. i've been getting back out there. did a show in nashville a few weeks ago. we had to stop in the middle

because someone in the audience had a seizure, which was unfortunate. but, you know. they wheeled him out. then they wrote about it. in some article. they used a misleading headline. "david spade nashville stand-up show halted after seizure." [ laughter ] shades of clickbait, right? because you're like -- but listen. it happens to me a lot. i'm pulled into these for some reason. look. this is a real article. "the most educated actors and the degrees they hold." [ laughter ] are you talking about me? [ laughter ] i'll save you a click. i went to scottsdale community college and i'm 200 credits away from graduating. all right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] not a genius. they don't even give out degrees there. when you graduate, you're handed a framed job application for long john silver's. [ laughter ] here's another one from "vogue" that says, don't go on holiday without one of these vacation dresses. are they really using a photo of me from "jack and jill"? the movie where i'm playing a

girl? where does "vogue" think you're going to go on vacation dressed like this, motley crue's tour bus? [ laughter ] anna nicole smith's memorial service? [ laughter ] [ groans ] too soon? too late? too middle? some of these headlines are just hurtful. "guess which former snl cast members still wet the bed?" [ laughter ] i don't still wet the bed. i just started wetting the bed. [ laughter ] that's not a story. "10 celebrities whose penises were mangled by farm machinery." [ laughter ] how about "10 celebrities wearing that sweater still"? "time was not kind to these women." [ laughter ] rude. "10 signs that your kidneys aren't working properly." [ laughter ] me again? "heidi klum's best halloween costumes." [ laughter ] "we were shocked to learn who visited jeffrey epstein in prison." that's me. boy.

"you won't believe what the monkey from 'the hangover' looks like now." [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. we've got a good show for you guys. my former lovely "snl" castmate molly shannon is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got 20-year-old tiktok sensation addison rae who's not a big movie coming out. [ cheers and applause ] i actually joined tiktok myself. i'm like the old guy hanging out at an olivia rodrigo concert, trying to pretend i'm looking for my daughter. i'm like -- [ laughter ] harper? [ laughter ] actually what happened is, my agent called me up and he was like, "david, how would you like to provide exclusive content to a giant chinese-owned social media corporation at your own expense for no money?" [ laughter ] i said, "i'm listening." [ laughter ] being a middle-aged man on tiktok is like being a middle-aged man at chuck e. cheese alone. nobody said there was an age limit, but i should probably be escorted out.

[ laughter ] there is nothing sadder than an adult on tiktok begging you to follow them. i'm not that guy. i'm this guy. @davidspade. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think it's lowercase. there we go. take that, a-rod, there's a new old guy in town. hey! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile in florida, there have been multiple sightings of a creature known as "the south american penis snake." here's a photo. [ groans ] topical! no, that's the wrong one. this is the penis snake. [ moans ] i know, right? that looks more like a penis than my own penis. [ laughter ] they say these weiner snakes can vary a lot in length, from just a couple of inches to five feet, depending how much coke they've done. [ laughter ] i'm already turning this story into a major motion picture. buckle up for the ride of your life with "penis snakes on a penis plane." [ laughter ] find it at your local redbox.

speaking of snakes, people who have pet snakes are always -- a little weird? weirdos? i don't know. that's strong. itchy? i don't know. but i was wondering -- can you tell a snake owner just by looking at them? so we went out on hollywood boulevard today and asked pedestrians one question. a normal question. do you own a snake? it's a guessing game. you've got to help me out. we're going to see someone and try to figure out if they own a snake. >> what is your name? >> oscar herrera. >> where are you from? >> augusta, georgia. >> do you have tattoos? >> plenty of them. >> do you own a snake? >> david: you think he does or doesn't? you say no? okay. there's more, let's find out. i think there's a yes. >> no. no snakes. got two tattooed on me, but i don't own snakes. >> david: that's sort of misleading, those two snake tattoos, that was a bit of a trick. do you own any shirts that don't make you look like a drug dealer

on "miami vice"? >> what is your name? >> lasirus. >> wt do day ba snake? >> david: such a weird question. anything for her? no? too nice? okay, mostly no. they say no. let's try. >> i do. his name's mood, and he's in my purse. >> my god. >> david: geez. check your date's purse! [ laughter ] she used to have a chihuahua in there, the snake ate it. [ laughter ] all right, one more, let's go. >> tell us your name, sir. >> boogie. >> where you from? >> new york. >> do you own a snake? >> david: boogie. i don't know. boogie's full of surprises. he's got a crown on. no one's mentioning that. [ laughter ] all right, let's see. >> yeah, no. no. >> we got no.

>> i want to get one, though. >> david: typical boogie. [ laughter ] always talking about things he's not going to get. all right. who's next? >> what is your name, sir? >> my name is otis. >> otis, where are you from? >> palmdale, california. >> have you seen "anaconda"? >> as a matter of fact, yes, j. lo and ice cube, yes? >> how many times? >> six. >> do you own a snake? >> audience: yes! >> david: wow, unanimous. survey says? >> as a matter of fact, i do. this guy is sven. hey, baby. >> david: oh, yuck. get a terrarium. [ laughter ] all right, next guy. >> tell us your name. >> hassan. >> where are you from? >> tunisia, north africa. >> how long have you been in the states? >> two and a half years. >> do you own a snake? >> david: hassan, do you own shrooms? [ laughter ]

let's find out. >> not actual ones, actually. but i have inspiration from snake. like my locks. snake tongue. i don't know, that's it. not an actual one. >> david: hassan's likeable. [ laughter ] i like him. he probably can't own a snake, he's got all those deejay responsibilities. all right. next up? >> what is your name, young lady? >> my name is queen. >> what are you doing on the boulevard? >> just out enjoying the beautiful weather. >> do you own a snake? >> david: she's so cute. then, you own a snake? she goes, what? it's always a misdirect. i don't think she does. let's see. >> no. i don't own a snake. but i just have pet goats. [ laughter and applause ] >> david: what? [ cheers and applause ] her poor downstairs neighbors. all right, who's next? >> hello, what is your name? >> claudius. >> what do you do?

>> i'm a triathlete. i swim, bike, and run. >> do you own a snake? >> david: i know. he looks too much like he does. i say no. >> oh, yeah, i got a snake. her name's athena. >> david: i love it. he's like, let me run to my apartment. [ laughter ] are they still here? where's the guy with the -- [ applause ] and finally -- >> tell us your name. >> andy. >> where you from? >> los angeles. >> what do you do for fun? >> ride motorcycles. >> do you own a snake? >> david: don't disappoint me, andy, come on, guy. >> no, i don't own a snake. i own a whole bunch of snakes! [ applause ] >> david: did they get the shot?

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with her guests james mcavoy, taika waititi, and music from max with ali gotti. all right. my first gist, very funny, very busy person, stars in not one but two tv shows. "the white lotus" wraps up sunday on hbo, and the second season of "the other two" premieres august 26th on hbo max. so get ahold of somebody's password if you need to. all right, here she is, molly shannon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yay! >> david: molly. >> hi, david! >> david: it's so nice to see you. >> it's so nice to see you! >> david: isn't it nice? >> it's great. i feel like i haven't been on live television for a long time. >> david: i know. you were on a show that was live, the name escapes me. [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah, what was that show? >> david: you were on "snl," how

long were you on that? >> i was on it for six seasons. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: wait! we crossed over a little at the end of mine, and you were on, but do you remember seeing me around the office? >> i do. david was so nice to me. i remember i was living at the paramount hotel when i first started. i came midseason. and i remember -- >> david: those rooms were tiny. >> so tiny. >> david: thought that was a joke when i went there. you're joking. bathroom phone. >> exactly. >> david: go ahead. >> you came over for dinner. we sat upstairs. there was a lobby. do you remember that? >> david: yeah. >> you were so nice. david showed me the ropes. you were so sweet. my memory of you, at the read-throughs, we sat next to one another. lorne michaels at the top of the table, david next to lorne, i was next to david. whenever david would have low blood sugar, he'd have a tuna sandwich delivered during the read-through. remember? >> david: fly it in. i would have so many things. it was like 3 1/2 hours. i'm like, no one can not eat for

3 1/2 hours, i thought. i guess no one did. [ laughter ] toward the end i would get spaghetti and meatballs, i got a steak once. tere's tom hanks and lorne and you. i'm like this. [ laughter ] eat bone marrow like this. hey, tom, i think they wanted more russian! [ laughter ] my bad, but read it however you want. >> yeah. what was the name of that steak house you always ordered from? >> david: wally and joseph's. >> what's it called? >> david: wally and joseph's. >> walensky? >> david: smith and walensky? >> smith and walensky. i remember all your eating habits. [ laughter ] >> david: yeah, we'd walk down, farrelly would stop the girls, i'm a trainer! [ laughter ] he'd do pushups on the ground. he was borderline famous, so he did climb -- when sandler and i were walking down he goes, look at this gal! it's called sexual harassment now. [ laughter ] she gets in the cab, he goes, where you headed, missy?

he'd climb in. she's yelling at him to get out. i'm like, you're not famous, you're just scary. [ laughter ] he's so funny, so rambunctious, it was great. >> so funny. i remember when he would hug people, he had like a ritual. do you remember this? if he met somebody for the first time -- can i get up and show you? >> david: yes. >> he would do this quick thing, he'd have to tap the floor. >> david: oh, yeah. >> and then quick -- do it so fast, clap. do you remember that? >> david: so funny. >> like -- huh, huh, huh! [ cheers and applause ] i think it was like a ritual, a ritual because he would do it every single time. >> david: i think they call it ocd. [ laughter ] he would walk in my office, flick the light on and off, touch the door twice. >> interesting. >> david: we had the same office. in and out, do it every time. i go, if this is a bit, it's getting stale. [ laughter ] i thought he was doing a joke, but he had to, "i have to do it twice." >> rituals, exactly.

i noticed it, but i'm like, nobody else notices. >> david: it took me a long time because he's so goofy. >> trick it up, right? >> david: you after "snl," jumping ahead, you went to italy this summer? >> i was doing a movie there with aubrey plaza and alison brie. >> david: great. >> it was so much fun. and i drove all over italy. the production gave us rent a cars so i kind of -- i learned to drive. my daughter came, my son and husband stayed in l.a. my daughter came. before she got there, i really wanted her to -- i wanted her to be comfortable. so i practiced driving. there's a lot of the round-abouts. >> david: i'd be scared to drive. >> it was scary, but i figured if you can drive in los angeles, you can drive in italy. l.a.'s pretty crazy. [ laughter ] >> david: i guess. >> i drove all over. i drove from luca to portofino. i'd be like, i'm going to drive to florence tonight. i drove everywhere. >> david: never, i would never. >> you wouldn't, david? >> david: no. i hear they ride their bikes backwards, it's different over there. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> david: do you have to drive

on the other side of the road? >> no, you don't drive on the other side of the road. the driver for the movie goes, that's amazing that you drove from luca to portofino, italian women don't do that. she said, if they did they would be like screaming while doing it. [ laughter ] but no, i felt -- it was scary -- i would pull over if people were too aggressive behind me, just slide over, let them pass. but -- >> david: every time? >> you feel like you're going to die, you know? [ laughter ] >> david: i'm sure. i wouldn't do it. america when i do standup, i don't like it. >> you don't? >> david: it's too much going on. >> yeah, wait -- say that again? what are you saying, david? >> david: i don't know. [ laughter ] no, when i do standup, i go on the road, i sell out theaters. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] do you speak italian when you're over there? you don't know it? >> i learned a few things in italian. i learned how to say, can i please have an iced latte to go?

[ speaking italian ] i got that! [ cheers and applause ] >> david: what a local! >> i would really -- it did get really good. they'd think i was italian. when i first started they'd respond in english. the other italian, i took opera when i was in high school. so i learned this song. so the other italian is -- [ speaking italian ] "let me languish, let me die." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's the only italian i know. >> david: i have -- >> wait, i feel so rusty. like i feel like i -- it's so weird to be here with you. so i apologize. it's so strange to be, you know, back on television. live television. but what i want to say is, you're such a pro, david. i'm such a fan of yours. i think you're so good at what you do. you're a deft comedian. i just like -- i appreciate you and have a tremendous amount of respect for you.

that's what i want to say. [ cheers and applause ] because you're like the best! and, i mean, it's so cool. you're subbing for jimmy. i love jimmy. i know he's in -- taking a vacation. but i was so excited you were here, because when you're with a pro like david, you make my job so much easier because you're so funny. it makes me just relax. >> david: that's so nice. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. that's what i wanted to say. >> david: we were saying backstage what a bitch you were. [ laughter ] and i was like, she's so nice! no, i saw you at a party a couple of years ago. my old girlfriend, she goes, molly's here, do you know her, will you please introduce me? she's my favorite from "snl." second favorite? [ laughter ] she's my favorite. you came over, you were so nice. in real life, molly will talk to people, she's so lasered in on you, she's so real, that you don't know what to do. because when people talk to me, they're looking around, sort of bored. [ laughter ] when you do it, you're like

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at 8:00 i do an hour of touch-ups, again with a carpenter. shoot at 9:00, show airs at 11:00, dinner at 4:00, and i'm in bed by 6:00. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: that was from "the other two"? >> "the other two," yep, created by the wonderful chris kelly and sarah schneider, former head writers on "saturday night live." [ cheers and applause ] >> david: you wind up in good stuff. you like a good wig? >> i do like a good wig. it's fun to change yourself, yeah. >> david: it's great, it's cool. >> wigs make the character. >> david: and a good wig like that is funny, it helps it a lot. [ laughter ] i think it's fun. you did that one. that comes on -- >> august 26th. it's great, you guys. and you can catch the first season now on hbo max. season two on august 26th. >> david: love it. [ cheers and applause ] and of course, "white lotus." it's kind of funny to see you,

because your character seems a little not like what you're like. >> yes. >> david: you know what i mean? >> yes. >> david: i was watching like -- it's kind of cool to see you in that different mood, because you're not that sweet, you're kind of shallow. [ laughter ] >> yes, i'm a very, you know -- meddling mother-in-law. it is a different type of role, yes. i live in my kind of bubble, kind of playing a role. it was hard to do. mike white, our amazing show runner, creator, writer, he was like, no, molly -- at first i was doing a caricature, almost. he was like, you don't have to act rich, you just are rich. [ laughter ] >> david: good note, that's a good way to feel it out. that show's crushing it. people ask about it all the time. you came on episode 4? >> yeah, yeah. we shot it in hawaii. we had the best time. i mean, it was during, of course, a horrible time. but we -- the silver lining was we worked in a safe covid bubble. we got to live at a hotel in maui for a month.

i brought my kids. >> david: how fun. >> they did remote school. we would have sunset swims and dinner with jennifer coolidge. connie britton. margaritas and cheeseburgers. >> david: great cast too. >> yeah, it was good. i wanted to say when you were -- remember on "snl" you did, "i'm 50!" [ laughter ] that was the funniest thing in the world. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> david: it's funny because you look younger than when you played someone -- it's so funny, you were kicking it, i'm 50! so into that stuff, it's hilarious. >> oh my god, thank you, that's so sweet. i get asked to make birthday videos, i do them in my backyard for people. [ laughter ] i don't have the wig, it's weird, i do them in my shorts in my backyard. >> david: yeah, it's so fun. i was going to tell you, you went to italy, and i've been to europe five days in my life. i'm not a super traveler. but i have an italian tailor. >> you do? >> david: so i get a little piece of it. [ laughter ] he's so old, he's so italian. he's got an accent.

but he doesn't want to tailor anything. i go, maybe the pants a little shorter? he goes, "no, you ruin them!" i go, "maybe a little thinner?" he goes, nnahh! his pants are two feet wide. i'm going, this isn't justin timberlake. he wants me to look like him. i go, no, there's newer things happening in the last 40 years. but he doesn't want to mess with it. >> interesting. >> david: you had something -- what did you say you -- you got a dishwasher -- >> the guy who fixed my dishwasher. there was a guy -- i've talked about asmr, how i have it on talk shows before, but i've had it since i was a kid. do you know what that is? >> david: tell them. >> it's called auto sensory meridian response. it's where certain types of voices or a soft touch puts you into an extremely relaxed state. they have all the videos online. asmr videos. i can only get triggered by real-life people.

and when i do meet someone who has it, i'm like, oh, this is the best. whether it's a fan or somebody you're working with. i love it because it feels like you're getting a full-body massage while they're talking to you. [ laughter ] i had this dishwasher repairman who came over. he was terrible. [ laughter ] but he had the best, the most relaxing voice. so i would keep making, you know -- i would keep having him come back to my house. >> david: yeah. >> cheaper than a massage. i would make up questions for him. like, what about the dishwasher? he's like, you know, you probably need a new panel. and i was like, oh! [ laughter and applause ] and i was like, i mean -- and my husband was like, this guy is not helping at all. and then i had him do my laundry machine. i would keep having him come back. it was the best. >> david: he was horrible at everything? >> he was horrible. he didn't fix anything. i'm going to call him again. [ laughter ] >> david: so funny. all right, thank you, molly. thank you.

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>> david: is there more show? welcome back! [ cheers and applause ] to jimmy kimmel's show. in just two years, our next guest managed to lip-sync, twerk, and wap her way to over 80 million followers on tiktok. now she's starring in a big movie. "he's all that" premieres august 27th on netflix. please welcome addison rae! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> david: addison rae. addison, now the lighting isn't perfect, but we're about the same age, i think, yeah. [ laughter ] i'm 1,000. no, addison, i want to start by saying, you were -- i spotted you a couple of years ago when you were sort of just getting into social media stuff. and i had my lovely niece, beatrix with me, buzzing around beverly hills, she spotted you in 2 seconds.

she's like, oh my god, in real life! like santa claus. she says, can we take a picture with her? she wanted to be respectful. we pulled over, we went over, you were immediately nice. you gave us mushrooms, it was so nice. [ laughter ] no, she took a picture, that was very sweet of you. and you were very pleasant. so i'm happy for your success. that's how i found out about you. >> i cannot believe that was you. i literally just realized also at the same time, like that memory was almost gone, i feel like, at the time. but like, now that i think about it, i remember. i definitely only remember meeting -- who is it? >> david: beatrix. >> i only remember meeting beatrix, but whenever you left -- >> david: you're like, oh my god, there's nick nolte! [ laughter and applause ] >> one of the girls i was with goes, oh my gosh, that's the guy from "grownups." and i was like, no way. the guy from "grownups"?

that's awesome. >> david: i didn't want to make it the me show. [ laughter ] no, that was -- >> it was the beatrix show. >> david: that was great, you were perfectly pleasant to her, thank you. and i saw you, we jumped ahead a couple of years, then we went to this conor mcgregor fight, this ufc fight. of all people, who do i sit next to? this lovely lady and her mother. >> and my mom. >> david: it was funny. you walk through the chairs, they have your name on them. it says me, then addison rae. i was like, oh, how fun. we sat there, and we had kourtney kardashian, travis here in front of us, they had the front row. we had the garbage second row. >> sitting next to you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> david: machine gun -- addison, go to your room! no, we sat there and it was megan fox and machine gun kelly, but it was fun. we had a good time, goofing around. i had to point you to where the fight was.

[ laughter ] because you'd never been to a fight, she doesn't know for sure. [ laughter ] no, we had a great -- you were really fun to sit next to. your mom was cool. and i think, oh, you grabbed megan fox's butt. i didn't know you knew her. you were going crazy. and then -- she was goofing around, it was a long fight. then i go, kourtney, i think it's time to put your daughter to bed. [ laughter ] she goes, i think so, we'll send her off soon. it was fun, we had a good time. >> it was fine. >> david: you know kourtney. i've seen pictures of you with her. you know her. you've got this big movie coming out. she's in it. >> uh-huh. >> david: i didn't that part. did you meet her on the movie or before? >> i met her before the movie. i met her because mason, her son, followed me on tiktok. and, like, had a crush on me, which was so cute and innocent. we ended up meeting because i surprised him, in like the back of her range rover. i was videoing myself in the back of her car, like, i'm literally in kourtney kardashian's car in the trunk!

okay, that's cool, that's cool, i'll introduce myself to her son. it was really fun, and we became friends after that. >> david: then you did the movie? >> then we did the movie, yeah. >> david: oh, how great. >> there was a few extra parts that hadn't been casted yet. and my producer, jennifer, was like, we should try and get someone that you love, a friend in it. i was like, oh my gosh, we have to get kourtney in this movie. >> david: that's a great deal that you're in there, for sure. >> awesome. >> david: so "he's all that" is the movie. you're not like the ugly girl in it, are you? there's no way. you know how they take the prettiest girl and make her not that -- supposedly not that good looking in those type of movies? what is this one about? this one's a little different? >> this one's a little different. it's kind of based on, like, following the life of a teenage girl who does social media. >> david: uh-huh? >> how ironic. >> david: yeah? >> a girl who does social media. she's kind of, like, going through high school, kind of dealing with public and private life, and like how that's different, and putting on this, like, really perfect image on

social media, and she ends up getting cheated on, which gets broadcasted on the internet. she kind of makes a bet with one of her friends that she's the reason why the guy was cool in the first place, so she can do it again. she ends up meeting this guy who's kind of antisocial. and doesn't really -- isn't really into all the social media glam and stuff. and she ends up really into the -- really liking him. >> david: that's cute. >> i don't want to give away any more than that. >> david: don't tell, i know stuff about it, i don't want to give it all away. that's great, you did that. i think you acted a little before that, right? then you really had to hunker down and study for that one? >> yeah. >> david: because it's a big one. >> yeah, it was a big, big role for me. >> david: you took it really seriously. >> i did, yeah. >> david: of course. and you -- before you did tiktok -- because you got sort of -- you sort of blew up quickly? >> yeah. >> david: where did it start? where was the first time? >> so -- i -- i had moved to l.a. the end of 2019. and i kind of, like -- i had

just hit, like, 1 million followers on tiktok. and i was like, mom and dad, i've got to go to l.a., they're calling me. i'm like, i'm going to go, i'm going to do this, i'm going to make it. my parents were at first, like, what is this thing? it was really new for me. then my parents were like, you know what, whatever. we believe in you, go do it, but like, good luck if you try to come back home, because like, we're sending you off. and so i came, and then i was like, mom and dad, i need you all to move out here asap, pronto, i don't know what i'm doing out here. they came, thank god. and then, yeah. >> david: it worked. it's very hard. millions of people come out here. it's hard to get it to click. so it's great that it worked. where did you come out from? >> louisiana. >> david: louisiana. >> louisiana. >> david: that's right, i love it. joe dirt country. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i'll explain what that is later. i saw -- because you're also on twitter. you're on all of them. i saw a funny tweet. it was a little vague. i want to know more about this. do we have that tweet?

i have a taser in my car, my dad just accidentally tased himself. and that was it. is there any more to this? >> my dad and i were in my car, my security had given me a taser which i've never needed a taser or any type of protection like that. i just never really thought of it. i had it in my, like, door, the side of my door. my dad was digging for something in my car, grabs it, literally tases himself. the first reaction for me was just to bust out laughing, obviously. [ laughter ] >> david: of course. >> then i was like, dad, are you okay? he was like, do you want me to tase you and see if you're okay? [ laughter ] okay, good one, but no thanks. but yeah, that was a really weird moment. i don't know why i tweet about that. i tweet about the most random things. >> david: i don't mind it. i actually have been tased, it's no fun, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i don't want to do that. >> david: well, listen. i'm excited to hear -- i know you do the tiktok, that's a big deal, but this movie is huge, good luck to you. >> thank you. >> david: august 27th. [ cheers and applause ] netflix. go see it. addison rae. be right back with music from morgxn and sara bareilles.

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