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>> this is abc 7 news. >> with third doses of vaccines now offered for certain immunocompromised people, some area residents are already trying to get their next shot. thank you for joining us. you are watching abc 7 news at 11:00. your health and tracking development's with the vaccine are two key areas we focus on as we work to build a better bay ard e . tim johns walks us through who is actually eligible for a third dose now, and where they are being offered. tim: it is a new chapter in our

fight fight >> the virus is still active, very much circulating. tim: -- >> the most common reasons why people would fall into that category are active treatment for cancer or being treated with immunosuppressant medications. tim: while those might be some of the most common reasons to receive a third dose, they might be far from the only ones. just ask activist cleve jones. >> this is not my first rodeo. tim: jones has been been been with hiv for years. he says he wants to keep not just himself, but everyone around him safe. >> i think what people need to understand is that we are not anywhere near done with this virus. tim: if you qualify for a third

shot, some counties, such as santa clara, have been rolling them out at clinics. other pharmacy chains, like walgreens and cvs, have begun offering third jabs too, but physicians warn only those who currently fit into the cdc's current parameters should come forward. >> this is not something everyone needs now. we are trying to focus on those who, despite being vaccinated, are extremely high risk for hospitalization and death from covid. tim: tim johns, abc 7 news. dion: covid-19 cases are beginning to trend downward across much of the bay area. still, the uncertainty and whiplash is continuing to have its impact. as matt boone explains, many events in the bay area are being canceled or postponed, some months in advance. reporter: this was the last time the great dickens christmas fair was held at the cow palace in 2019. >> people from all over are

trying to reach out to us, please do the show, this is our holiday tra the fair's committed kitchen director says they were excited to bring the event back in 2021 -- make a decision now r december. >> when we realize we would not be able to keep our performers as well as the public as safe as we would want to, we made the difficult decision to cancel this year. reporter: they are planning to do a virtual and drive-through event in its place. meantime, at the oasis bar and club in san francisco, several shows were canceled last week, and other promoters have been canceling or are hesitant to schedule events there. >> hard to project out, and it is really hard for a club not to be able to do that, and no one knows what the climate is going to look like in a month. reporter: clarissa is a performer and also deals with

most of the booking, doing what she can to keep the place of lived. >> i will keep working because we care about it so much. reporter: in san francisco, cases shot up after the reopening in june, but over the past week have been trending downward. >> if the trend continues, we should be beyond the peak in hospitalizations still lag cases. reporter: he exp exp exp downward to continue for now, but he says it is hard to predict what may happen if vaccination levels do not increase. >> with continued transmissions not just in the rest of the world, but here in the united states, every two eggs there is an opportunity for new variants to emerge. dion: from cancellations to this, for the first time in 573 days, 49ers fans got to watch their team play in person at levi's stadium.

[cheers] things are definitely different, though, since the last time the faithful set foot inside the stadium. due to the pandemic and health orders, masks are required indoors, and that includes bathrooms proof of vaccination or negative covid tests are not required to get in, and there are no limits on capacity. >> i am feeling great. i am happy to be back. i am vaccinated, so i am not worried, and i will wear a mask inside. dion: the 49ers have another game at levi's stadium in two weeks. chris alvarez will have highlights coming up. moving on, governor newsom was in southern california today campaigning against the effort to recall him. newsom made a pair of stops in los angeles to push voters to vote no on their balance. -- ballots. he gave a fiery speech at union headquarters. >> this is the most

consequential election you are going to have an opportunity to vote on. i know it felt like that last year as it relates to trump, but we did not defeat trumpism. it is still alive and well. dion: newsom also stopped in san diego this afternoon. he has more events planned over the next couple of days and expects to have kamala harris hit the campaign trail as well as some point. at least 304 people are dead and more than 1800 injured in a 7.2 magnitude earthquake that rocked haiti this morning. from her's were felt as far away as jamaica. -- tremors were felt as far away as jamaica. there are fears it could exacerbate the covid-19 infection rate if people are forced into close quarters. >> we are looking at water, electricity, in health provisions or supporting people that may have been injured in the e.

it is absolutely our top priority. dion: hades prime minister is mobilizing government resources to help victims -- haiti's prime minister is mobilizing government resources to help victims. we spoke with a woman in the capital city of port-au-prince who felt the earthquake, just 100 miles or so from the epicenter, not hit as hard as other parts of the country, but still the powerful quakes and people running into the street. >> i felt that something happened. for the first earthquake, we did not know what it was. after this experience experience knew it was an earthquake, and i went weekly to this room and went outside. people outside started yelling "jesus, jesus." dion: it has been a tough time for that country. at least 1800 people have been

injured in the earthquake. as new information comes in on the we are sending out instant push notifications. -- comes in, we are sending out instant push notifications. download the app and enable those alerts. in the east bay, and evacuation morning in the taza howrah era of contra costa county was canceled about an hour ago. a wildfire putting up a large flume -- plume of smoke. the fire burned nine acres. calfire says crews will stay out there overnight, monitoring hotspots. the dixie fire is showing no signs of slowing down, scorching well over 10,000 acres today. burned 552,000 acres and stays at 31% contained tonight.f some evacuees in plumas county. on of the firefighters search last week returned to

hand to welcome him home. he was injured by a falling tree and is expected to make a full recovery. three other firefighters had minor injuries. and turning to this bizarre story out of the sierra foothills. it led to a fremont woman being arrested for arson. the 43-year-old was taken into custody yesterday near echo summit. the el dorado county sheriff's office says she was wearing a bikini and covered in soot. investigators say she admitted to setting a fire. she also faces a couple of drug charges. still had an 11:00, the catholic diocese of one northern california city -- ahead at 11:00, the catholic diocese of northern california city says they will not issue covid-19 vaccine exemptions. the strong message to parishioners. >> taught temperatures inland to start out the weekend. we will let you know when we find cooler weather.

dion: and the latest installment how california state government under governor newsom

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dion: today the university of san francisco welcomed students back to campus for the first time since the pandemic. the second-year student class moved into the newest residence hall, the first dorm on campus for student housing since the 1960's. all the students are required to be vaccinated and will have to wear masks the indoors and at large outdoor gatherings.

the diocese of monterey will not issue religious exemptions for covid-19 vaccine mandates. the bishop is taking a hard line on exemptions folk because he says they contradict the teaching of the catholic church. the pope and bishops of california are encouraging parishioners to get vaccinated. the message comes as more employers are mandating employees get vaccinated or provide a or religious exemption. >> if they decide in their conscience something else, we do not trample on conscience, but we are not going to give a religious exemption, because that is not what we believe. dion: the diocese of monterey has as many as 300,000 parishioners. san francisco's bayview neighborhood is making a name for itself with a big and bold statement. take a look. abc 7 news was there today for the official unveiling of the eight-foot tall letters and park great people near third street and meet avenue.

the letters spelling out "bayview" were installed in april and are supposed to be visible from highway 101. crews included landscaping and a color to the letters in colorful tiles. we are watching haze. >> and heat. we topped 100 in our hottest cities in one day and will repeat that tomorrow. live look at the exploratory in camera. you can see the fog is city, but the marine layer is not too expensive, so a lot of us have clear skies tonight, and the fog is pretty much limited to the immediate coastline. today a lot of us hit the moderate air quality category. you probably saw the haze in the atmosphere, smokey and the atmosphere because of the wildfires to our north -- smoke in the atmosphere because of the wildfires to our north. most of us are green. hour-by-hour, 4:00 tomorrow

afternoon, we do expect a similar sky like we had today. hazy conditions. the thickest smoke is going to stay to the east and north. even better air is going to move in on monday. by monday afternoon, a nice breeze kicks in and lives a love of smoke away from the bay area, so expect pretty -- blows a lot of smoke away from the bay area. tomorrow, though, air quality is moderate no matter where you are across the bay area. pm 2.5 levels right abo right aa 50, which puts us in the moderate category. by monday afternoon, we will see fresh air move-in. today we were in the 90's, if not exceeding 100 in our warmest spots. tonight we have warm air still hanging on. 79 in ukiah, but the nice sea breeze has kicked into the bay shoreline. overnight tonight, we will have fog pretty much right along the

immediate coastline and over san francisco. for the rest of us, it is hazy conditions and temperatures in the upper 50's to mid 60's, but a couple warm spots like antioch and lakeport will be rather warm, holding in the low 70's first thing tomorrow morning. 10:00 a.m., the fog already retreating back to the coast, so a lot of sunshine from the get-go. 50's and 60's close to the water, 70's our warmest spots. by lunchtime, we are getting close to 90 degrees if not exceeding that in parts of mendocino county. it is going to be a hot day away from the coast. 66 and comfortable, a bit of a breeze in the afternoon. 83 at san jose. inland, 96 at concord tomorrow, 100 in antioch. 106 in cloverdale. we do have a heat advisory in effect tomorrow. moderate air quality tomorrow, better on monday, but we are still hot.

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a kyle shanahan staple, the rollout, then finds trencher field of 45 yards downfield. 80 yards to the house. fans were pumped. everybody excited. 5-14, 128 yards, and a touchdown. some rookie bruises as well, sacked four times including a strip sack. the pass rush are coming quickly. niners lose 19-16. >> it was awesome to be out there playing again. have great guys around me. just needed to do a better job getting those guys involved. >> it's like what you dream of when scoring your first touchdown. my teammates were so excited for me and for trent making that play, so it was a special moment. >> i thought he had a good first day. still a work in progress. i want him to improve. until he is perfect, we are going to keep working on it. chris: giants and rockies.

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more of a priority for pg&e come out ok than the victims of pg&e. why? >> if they have been intent on regulating pg&e,>> it was real o whatever the governor tells us to do, period. i think it was a control. it was being in complete control. dion: tonight, the last of a three-part investigation into california wildfires and how state leaders managed the fallout of the 2018 camp fire in paradise. controversial documents reveal how governor newsom led the state government to do more than bail pg&e out. the company was offered protection in the wake of its deadly crimes. the fire, power, money series is produced by our station in sacramento. the reporter has been investigating these issues for years.

♪ >> energy companies like us have a unique ability to brighten people's, literally and figuratively. good morning, everyone. i am delighted to be with you for this shareholder meeting, my very first as ceo of pg&e corporation. we will stand together for zero injuries, zero fatalities, zero emissions of catastrophic wildfires. with the remainder of our time, we will turn to general questions from shareholders. >> the first question is, when are you going to pay a dividend, and what about preferred dividends? thank you for the question. >> institutional investors want to make money no matter what. fire, global warming, get out of the way. where's my money? >> we are very aware of the importance of dividends.

reporter: pg&e sells power, but its main product is the dividend. 40% of california's population lives in pg&e's monopoly, one out of every 20 americans. pg&e is built to extract profit from their bills. in 2017, pg&e shipped a record $1 billion in shareholder dividends to wall street, but that same fall, power lines as part big fires, killing dozens, burning thousands of homes. pg&e's dividend stopped. >> that we need to do what we need to do to restore the dividend, and we are working hard to get there. reporter: pg&e shareholders want to restore profits. as a father and husband, zach mcleod's life can't be restored. >> we have lots of memories and pictures, but it is not the same

as having him here. reporter: two years after pg&e burned down paradise, another fire blamed on pg&e powerlines blackened this forest. by a bid in the dirt road leading to the mcleods' house sits a memorial, to mother and child. the eight-year-old wanted to grow up to be an animal doctor. her mom had just started planning her college fund. >> so many hopes and dreams and so many plans, and we do not get to do that now. reporter: one cross rises toward the sky, another reflected on the ground. a molten relic of how they tried to escape. this pickup truck ran off the road into the burning forest with alayna and little faile inside.

>> we should not have had to go through that. no one should have to go through that. reporter: it wasn't just sacked mcleod's wife and daughter. the zogg fire killed two others just uphill of reading. -- redding a federal judge found pg&e sparked it by committing more safety violations. he found contractors march this unsafe tree leaning over its power line. pg&e should have cut it down, but two years went by and no one ever cut the tree. it fell in a windstorm, hit the power line, and sparked the zogg fire. we watched pg&e haul away what was left of that tree after the crime scene tape came down. on the scene,

investigators from the california public utilities commission, the closest thing the state has to utility police. their agency is responsible for pg&e's monopoly license. >> the intent on regulating pg&e, then we would not be where we are right now. reporter: under the puc's nose,, these pg&e disasters destroyed tens of thousands of homes. 143 people died. pg&e committed 91 felonies. the p ug gave pg&e a state safety certificate, waived safety violations, and renewed the safety certificate the next fire season. th puc' not make those decisions, five iories appointed by the governor do. 2021 fire season, they almostecsire pg&e's safety certificate at the request of a customer advocate group. >> they do not deserve this

certification. they are not a safe company. reporter: just before the meeting, the commission changed its mind. >> the request for the review of pg&e's safety certificate has been withdrawn and will not be considered on today's agenda. reporter: choosing not to act, safety advocates say, was the most important action commissioners took. >> in fact, approving pg&e's safety certificate, but doing it in a gutless fashion where they will not go on the record. reporter: the vote was unnecessary, the puc wrote, and governor newsom's safety security law does not require the commission to act, but the p -- but what the puc left out is that the puc itself helped to write that law. we obtained confidential emails showing the puc assigned to write to sections of what would become a b 1054, the law that

protects pg&e's finances with safety certificates. the emails came from the law firm hired by governor newsom to represent him in pg&e's bankruptcy. before ab 1054 was passed at the state capital, they -- the state capitol, they crafted it for two months. lawmakers were only given two weeks to pass it. >> i trusted my governor. i trusted my commissioners. that was a mistake. reporter: alice was the puc's executive director when governor newsom took office. when we on the outside see the puc do something, you see a decision made by the governor. >> yes. reporter: even though it is supposed to be independent. >> yes. when the puc was created, it was put in san francisco so it would be a way of sacked -- away from sacramento. reporter: the constitution makes

it clear that the puc is supposed to be independent of the governor. it takes a vote of two thirds of the house legislature to remove a puc commissioner. it cannot be fired by the governor. even so, governor newsom controlled the puc. >>no do anything without his staff reviewing it or approving it. they tell you what to do and how to do it. reporter: governor newsom's office was micromanaging the puc? >> yes. reporter: still ahead -- >> we do whatever the governor tells us to do, period. reporter: we obtained how governor newsom's office exerted control over pg&e's supposedly independent regulators, and pg&e's victims wonder what it will take to make real change. >> if you do not think it is affecting you, it is because it has not slept you in the face, the way it does when somebody you love has been lost.

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reporter: the california public utilities commission is supposed to be independent. the woman who ran it says it was not. governor newsom's office was micromanaging the puc? >> yes. anything we sent out, anything we produced publicly, had to go through the governor's office. reporter: these emails between puc staffers showed they needed to get two levels of approval from the governor's staff just to send a letter to companies the puc regulates. >> it slowed things down. i think it was a control, just being in complete control. reporter: the puc even submitted

its own press releases to the governor for approval. on the email chains are newsom's appointee marybelle bacher. she declined repeated requests to be interviewed for this series. >> she came in with casino background, communications, but nothing in the energy sector, so my question was, right off the bat, why is she being put in this job? then it became clear to me that she was put in that job because she would do exactly what the governor said. it was real clear when she came in, we do whatever the governor tells us to do, period. reporter: we wanted to see everything the puc and the governor's office said to each other. this is a time when both approved -- bankruptcy, the fine was waived, and the puc refused to cooperate in the investigation of the camp fire.

under state transparency laws, re-requested messages between the puc president and key staffers in the governor's office. the puc refused our request and refused to ask for more than a year. we sued, but a california appeals court says the puc could take all the time it wants. our cases headed to the california supreme court. when pg&e sparked the camp fire, the company was already a criminal offender. pg&e's probation is supervised by federal judge william melson. >> the judge came in and was trying to do what the puc was not doing. reporter: after the wildfires, the judge started cracking down. he has called pg&e a recalcitrant criminal that deserves to be imprisoned. pg&e was robbing money from safety to enhance the bottom line, and regulators let them get away with it. he says pg&e's safety work is

still crappy. >> my gosh, if there is anyone, i hope i never get in trouble in front of her. reporter: has newsom talked up the judge's toughness, the puc scrambled. in an internal emails, the agency's top lawyer was startled to see the judge asked highly detailed questions about see hooks like the one that broke and sparkly camp fire. the agency was afraid of the judge butting in on his jurisdiction, but the puc was also just afraid. >> is he going to catch us not doing something? he is going to get us too. reporter: you could see this mindset in other emails from puc officials preparing talking points for the judge. what if he focuses on how the puc's regulation is not adequate? tell him we are acting out. if the judge asks about our

investigation of pg&e's fires, tell him we are like police detectives -- we have to keep information confidential, and if all else fails, some lines to deflect. it is fact-specific, depends on the circumstances. we are coordinating closely with other agencies. the agency that wrote this is scheduled to take over the job of monitoring pg&e when the judge's supervision ends in january 2022. this is a response to 85 felonies, including the killing of your grandmother. >> yeah. just the depth of it is shocking. they commit criminal acts, but they are not held criminal responsible -- criminally responsible. even when they are, nobody takes that response ability. -- response ability -- responsibility. what is to stop them? reporter: under governor newsom,

a plan was built for pg&e's bottom line. since past wildfire victims were they have in stock, they have to rely on it working. >> we need pg&e to do better and continue killing people so we can get paid for when you kill our family. that does not seem right. reporter: the puc president declined to be interviewed for this series and did not respond to a list of 16 questions sent by email. governor newsom also would not grant an interview or answer written questions, but in a statement his office road, no governor in california history has done more to hold pg&e accountable and force the company to make fundament change. he also pointed to a law he signed which points out a process in case the state decides to take over pg&e. that process is nowhere close to being triggered. so far, it is only required pg&e to send the state more paperwork. >> we know our past does not

define our future. reporter: pg&e's newest ceo offered to speak with fire, power, money on the condition we keep our conversation off the record. we declined. like several ceos before her, she is promising to do better and talking as much as possible about how climate change makes the threat of wildfires worse. climate change does make fires worse, but it is not responsible for pg&e's criminal behavior. climate change does not start the wildfire, pg&e starts the wildfire. >> climate change, what it should do is tell people that is more likely to happen, so we need to be more vigilant. we need to be more on top of safety. that is the kind of response you need, not, well, it is not our fault. >> you've got a person who is an addict, they've got to admit first that they have a problem, so pg&e needs to admit it has a problem. their instinct is to say no, no,

we've got it. they need an intervention. reporter: have they gotten an intervention? >> no. >> pg&e's attitude makes us all suffer, whether we are aware of it or not. reporter: marielle points out it is not just pg&e's killing of her mom, it is blackouts on windy days, higher power bills even in southern california, toxic compounds in our area that did harm scientists may never fully understand, and a toxic culture she sees in sacramento, doing the very same thing pg&e did, putting profits over safety. >> and if you don't think it is affecting you, it is only because it has not slept you right in the face the way it does when it is somebody you love that has been lost. reporter: what would you say to the public watching this? what did they need to do to help? >> the biggest thing is to hold

our governments responsible and not accept these easy answers, not accept this idea of letting people get away with notetaking response ability -- responsibility. >> if they do not listen to me or other survivors, who are they going to listen to? who is going to stop it? >> it is about making sure this does not happen to anyone else. no one should have to go through this. >> hi. [giggling] ♪

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