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"jimmy kimmel live," wow. none of those things are true. [ laughter ] the only thing true in "jimmy kimmel live!" is the exclamation point. [ laughter ] i'm your guest host, sarah silverman. [ cheers and applause ] and i am so happy to be here, and after two nights of david spade hosting, i think we could all use a little masculine energy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is actually an historic moment. i'm the first person to ever cover a shift for their ex on national television. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. i took his virginity, and now i'm gonna take his show. [ laughter ] [ applause ] no, no one can replace jimmy. except me. [ laughter ] anyway. just think of me as the world's worst house guest. i'm only here for two nights, but you better believe i'm going to break the toilet. [ laughter ]

i'm like andre the giant. he could only go in bathtubs. [ laughter ] look it up, google it. i'm so excited to be doing this. james mcavoy is here. [ cheers and applause ] so is taika waititi. [ cheers and applause ] also, my parents are here. [ cheers and applause ] donald and my beautiful stepmom janice. how am i doing so far? [ laughter ] it's a risky time to be out and i'm worried about them, but what can i say, they're camera whores. [ laughter ] they cannot help themselves. my dad actually dabbled in show business, didn't you, dad? in new hampshire where we grew up, he had a discount women's clothing store called crazy

sophie's factory outlet, and dad did his own radio ads. do you remember what you would say? >> buy your clothes at -- wait a second. can we do this again? >> sarah: yep. [ laughter ] >> spend your money -- no. can we do it again? [ laughter ] >> sarah: yep. >> uh -- >> spend your time at the mall -- >> spend your money at sophie's, got it! >> sarah: when you care enough to buy the very best but you're too cheap! crazy sophie's. [ cheers and applause ] and crazy sophie's, nana was always mad because she thought you named crazy sophie after sophie greenblatt. >> she did. she said to me, i am so embarrassed you named your store after my friend, sophie greenblatt. i said, mother, if i named it after sophie greenblatt, i would have called it ugly sophie's factory. >> sarah: true story. [ laughter and applause ]

i'm glad you guys are here. [ laughter ] although they've been here tons of times before, because when we broke up, they chose jimmy. [ laughter ] i wish that wasn't true. [ laughter ] aside from my parents, are there any other white people here? [ cheers and applause ] do jews count as white? [ laughter ] >> not to white supremacists. >> sarah: excellent point. [ applause ] all right. what, do they have an applause sign, you have to clap at every [ bleep ] thing i say? [ laughter ] i appreciate it, sorry. laughs are traditionally the -- all right. whites. [ laughter ] unfortunately i do have some bad news for whites. according to the 2020 census, for the first time in history, the number of white people in the u.s. is on the decline. [ light applause ] >> sarah: thank you. of course white people were on

the decline in 2020. the most famous white person alive told everyone to drink bleach! [ laughter ] aww, this has got to be a scary time for racists. and applebee's. [ laughter ] by the year 2045, whites are projected to make up less than half the population. that means america is only two generations away from potato salad being seasoned correctly. [ laughter ] [ applause ] speaking of white people on the decline, rudy giuliani has a new gig. [ cheers ] you know how like six months ago, rudy was the personal lawyer for the leader of the free world? well, now he's doing this. >> hi, it's rudy giuliani. i'm on cameo. if there's an issue of concern that you want to discuss or a story you'd like to hear or share with me, or a greeting that i can bring to someone that would bring happiness to their day, i would be delighted to do it. it can be arranged, we can talk through the magic of cameo.

thank you. [ laughter ] >> sarah: seems like a good investment. [ laughter ] but can you really put a price on a future convicted felon accidentally farting on camera for your niece's quinceanera? [ laughter ] you can, it's $275! that's right. for the price of parking at disneyland, you can get a message from the vampire who held a press conference next to a dildo store. [ laughter ] the guy was once "america's mayor," now he's paying his bills the same way as high pitch eric. [ laughter ] this may be the saddest part. it says he responds within ten hours. [ laughter ] his own prostate doesn't respond that fast. [ laughter ] i did the math. rudy's being sued by dominion for $1.3 billion. so all he has to do is make 3,250,000 cameos and he'll be halfway there. [ laughter ] all right, now for something

fun. what was before this? [ laughter ] i actually was born with a special gift. i'm not talking about my second vagina. [ laughter ] yes, that's what i call my butthole. [ laughter and applause ] i was born with the ability just by looking at someone and asking a few key questions to be able to tell if they are jewish or not. and tonight, i am going to put my powers to the test with a game of "goy-dar." [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: here's how it's going to work. out on hollywood boulevard, there are three pedestrians. there they are. two of them are jewish, and one is not jewish. and i am going to identify the gentile. so, without further a-jew, don't laugh at that. [ laughter ] let's play. hi guys! >> hi, sarah! >> hi!

>> sarah: s.j., mike, elysse. tell me what you each do for a living, s.j.? >> i own a lighting company. >> sarah: okay, interesting. mike? >> i retired. >> sarah: hm. all right. elysse? >> i am a physical metals trader. [ laughter ] >> sarah: no. okay. let's see. s.j., first question. >> yes? >> sarah: what is your family's traditional christmas meal? >> ham. [ laughter ] >> sarah: can i keep going? need i keep going? but yes, the bitch should keep going. [ laughter ] all right, mike. >> chinese food all the way.

[ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: i mean, this is just too easy. elysse? >> i'd have to go with chinese food as well. >> sarah: i mean -- we should end this right here. i would say -- the goyim is s.j. >> no. >> sarah: what? >> i'm jewish! >> sarah: wow. if i didn't know it before, now i do. [ laughter ] all right, okay. now we're down to mike and elysse. all right, elysse, i'm going to ask you a question. what are your stomach issues? >> i don't have any. [ laughter ] >> sarah: all right, the goyim is elysse. >> nope, i'm jewish. >> sarah: i suck at this. i feel like there were several mcguffins in that one. [ laughter ] let's go to the next one. come on, fresh three, fresh three. [ applause ]

introduce yourselves. name and what you do for a living. >> i'm jason, and i'm an accountant. >> joshua, and i'm a film composer. >> barbara, and i'm a painter. >> sarah: hm. all right. and -- let me start with jason. jason, be honest. >> yeah? >> sarah: is there anything better than a nice piece of fish? >> no. >> sarah: okay. i like this guy. [ laughter ] let's go with josh. what did your mother want you to be when you grew up? >> a doctor. [ laughter ] >> sarah: i think we're all pretty clear about josh. [ laughter ] barbara, on a scale from 1 to 10, how much guilt do you harbor at any given time? >> i'm a mother and a grandmother, what do you expect? >> sarah: an answer?

[ laughter and applause ] a number from 1 to 10 i guess is what i expect. jason, finish this sentence. jesus is? >> jewish. >> sarah: could go either way. [ laughter ] josh, did anything memorable happen to you when you were 13? >> there was a very large party that i was invited to. [ laughter ] >> sarah: all right. this is going well. barbara. barbara, do you have children? >> yes. two. >> sarah: all right. i didn't ask how many. [ laughter ] are they the most wonderful people in the whole world? >> of course, i raised them. >> sarah: yeah, okay. so let's just pick who the goyim is. and it has to be jason. >> no.

>> sarah: you know, all of these are mcguffins. i mean, maybe barbara seems like a jewish mother. she could be italian. you know, but then josh -- i'm going to say josh is goyim. >> no. [ laughter ] >> sarah: this game is stupid, it's written by the writers. [ laughter ] i threw them under the bus. well, we have prizes for you anyway. even though we all lost, i think in that one. a neti pot for everyone. clean your nasal passages, there's nothing better. [ applause ] nice, clean, salty nasal irrigation. todah to all of our pedestrians. we've got a great show for you tonight. we've got james mcavoy here. [ cheers and applause ] taika waititi is here with us. music from max with ali gatie.

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regina hall, and music from the killers. but before we get to all that, if you've been watching the show the last couple nights, you may have noticed guillermo has been absent, and that's because last week he tested positive for covid. ♪ [ laughter ] i was so excited to see him, and really wanted to check in with him tonight, so we sent a team of disposable underlings in hazmat suits to his house to set up a camera. [ laughter ] and joining us now from his palatial estate deep in the san fernando valley is guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] hey, buddy. >> guillermo: hi, sarah, how are you? >> sarah: i'm good, i'm so happy to see you. >> guillermo: me too, i wish i could be right there. i miss you, i love you, you're doing a great job, you're very funny. >> sarah: thank you, guillermo. so sorry this happened to you. are you feeling okay? >> guillermo: now i'm feeling way better. but last week, sarah, it was terrible. i had body pain, i had fever,

even my balls hurt. [ laughter ] it was the worst. it was terrible. you know, i lost the taste of the food, everything. i just wanted to be in bed sleeping, you know. it was very terrible. and i called my doctor, and i said all the things that i had and everything, and he told me, thank god you were vaccinated, you know, because you would end up at the hospital with respirator and everything, thank god you're vaccinated and you're good at home, just stay safe and rest. >> sarah: yeah. i'm so glad you're vaccinated, because that keeps you out of the hospital and it keeps you from dying. [ cheers and applause ] hey, does your moustache hurt? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: actually, no. not my moustache. >> sarah: well, it's killing me. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh my god. i miss you too. i wish i can be right there, sarah. but keep it up, you're doing a great job.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: our first guest is a superb actor, scotsman, and recovering mutant. he co-stars among a cast of three in the critically acclaimed lockdown set movie "together." >> i've got a boutique consultancy, specializing in data analytics and finding technological multi media solutions for linear online broadcasting providers specializing in cost efficiency savings -- >> when we were first going out together and people would ask him what he did and he'd say all that, i would just lean forward and go, "he means computers." >> ha ha ha! ha ha ha! which is really funny. a million years ago. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: "together" premieres in theaters august 27th. please welcome james mcavoy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: i find the hug, the hug is the safest, really. >> i went in for the handshake. >> sarah: i know, but i find the hug better because then your disgusting mouth and nose are over my shoulder. >> i know. and, you know, i'm glad that you brought up the topic of my disgusting mouth and nose. [ laughter ] it's something i've -- it's why i'm here to talk about it. many people think i'm here to talk about "together," the movie, which is out the 27th in theaters. [ laughter ] actually, i'm here to talk about my disgusting mouth and nose, which just spouted spittle, i don't know if you caught that. [ laughter ] >> sarah: everybody caught it. >> everybody leave now. unless you're vaccinated. [ laughter ] >> sarah: we met once before. >> we did. >> sarah: a charity event. it was a soccer aid. >> soccer aid. >> sarah: soccer aid. >> soccer aid, yes. i wasn't correcting you, i was just -- >> sarah: no, i know. i was mocking you, i'm sorry. [ laughter ]

i'm always mystified by accents, you know? because then you can talk like an american accent and i always think, because i dated -- who's the one i dated? michael sheen. >> the welsh guy. >> sarah: he played an american in something and i was always like, if you can talk normal, why don't you do it all the time? [ laughter and applause ] >> see this? funny because she means it. [ laughter ] >> sarah: so why are you here in l.a.? for business? >> i'm here to talk about this movie we made in london called "together." about two counts living in london during the pandemic. they wrote it for the stage but the government wasn't letting anybody go to the theaters so they put it on tv instead. and it's me and shannon horgan who you may know from "catastrophe." [ applause ] >> sarah: yes. >> you may know from many other things. she's an incredible powerhouse of creation, let alone performance. and it's about this couple who

really don't like each other very much. they just stayed together for their kids. and they're sort of arrogant enough to believe that the pandemic and the lockdown is going to take years and years and years, is worse for them, because they don't like each other. they think they're special. and i suppose it's this whole journey, it follows them throughout -- i think about 18 months of the pandemic. and them being forced to deal with each other and kind of finding a way to love each other again and hate each other at the same time. [ laughter ] and how can you live together with somebody when you hate them and you love them and you find them funny and you find them abhorrent as well? it's all that together. so -- and it takes in a lot of the stuff that we've all lived through. maybe we haven't all lost somebody, or maybe you know somebody who's lost somebody, or maybe you've not lost somebody at all. i think we can all empathize, whether you're exactly this couple or not, you can empathize with what they're going through

too. and it's really funny, and it's really upsetting, and it's really romantic, and it's really anti-romantic, all at the same time. >> sarah: aww. [ applause ] >> yeah, hopefully you'll do that after you've watched it as well. [ laughter ] >> sarah: yeah, i can't help but tell that you have a -- a lot of people call it a man bun. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. >> sarah: i call it a bun. [ laughter ] a bun. >> thank you, yes. >> sarah: a good man bun is like saying "lady pilot." >> yeah, thank you. >> sarah: thank you, cleto. >> that joke's not getting the laughs that it should, because people are confused. [ laughter ] but they shouldn't be. and the reason they shouldn't be is because you're right. i think -- i decided to grow my hair long for this movie, which we made about five minutes ago. honestly, we made it in ten days, a couple of months ago, and it's already airing, it's that quick. it's crazy, that never happens in the movie business. it's all long scenes.

each scene is like 20 minutes long and it's one camera and it just follows us the whole time. so it was easier to edit. the editor's sitting there spitting right now going, you thought this was easy to edit? [ laughter ] >> sarah: so easy to edit. >> i know, man bun. i decided to grow my bun-bun. [ laughter ] because we just needed to show some passage of time. we shot it in ten days, i didn't want to wear a wig. so i was like, maybe we can do something, i'll grow my hair, have it long, then have a man bun, show passage of time. also i thought buns on a guy, not a man bun, a bun happened to be styled by a fellow, i don't know, there's something slightly comedic about it and funny about it, right? do you know what i mean? [ laughter ] you see? i just had to point to it and you laughed. you know what i mean? yeah. didn't work the second time. [ laughter ] so i thought -- i thought, i'll grow a bun. and now i'm stuck with it. and now i'm just wandering through life being mildly comedic for nothing more than my bun-bun.

>> sarah: yeah. [ laughter ] >> thanks. >> sarah: all right. [ applause ] don't spoil him. [ laughter ] you went to disneyland for the first time. >> i did. i did, we went with the family. i nearly said the fam, but i thought with a bun-bun, that's just too much. [ laughter ] >> sarah: you can't do both. excellent edit. >> thank you, thank you. it was amazing. it was really, really cool. we had a great time. and i was so -- i was kind of nervous about going. it's a big moment, especially for -- like i grew up in scotland, people -- every now and again you get one guy come back from the summer holidays, i went to disneyland! you're like, what? where's that? i thought that was in cartoons. no, it's a real place! how did you go there? we went on a plane. oh my god! it's this hallowed place. it's quite sort of built up in my head. anyway, i was a bit nervous about going because i'd recently gotten off a plane from london. even though i'm double vaccinated and all that stuff, i wore a mask and a visor and a

hazmat suit and covered myself in k-y jelly the entire flight -- [ applause ] yeah, i know, i didn't have to but -- >> sarah: i'm going with it. >> i used to do it even before covid. [ laughter ] but i thought to myself, i've just got off a flight, i'm going to be in massive groups of people, all that, i should take a test. and we have these rapid lateral flow tests that are given out by the national health service back in britain. i get this guy back home who's been testing me for work, he's an irish doctor, he's -- hello. [ laughter ] and he's intense. he -- like he gets into the back of your throat like only a specific performer from california might. [ laughter ] and then he also gets deep in your nose. because the rapid ones we have at home, they have to go down the back of the throat, they have to go down the back of your nose. he gets really deep down there. he says that if you get really deep down there, these rapid tests pick up 99% of the pcr positives.

i was like, okay, great. so i'll do that. i'm in my bathroom pre-disney, gagging away, and i managed to, pre-disney, pre-mickey, pre all the happiest place in the world, managed to puke all over my bathroom floor, slightly puke on my shoes. when i looked up i could see my wife looking in the mirror just going -- [ laughter ] she was brushing her teeth going, oh my god! she caught the whole thing. [ laughter ] i'm what's referred to as a keeper. [ laughter and applause ] >> sarah: can we do this? let's do this. i just want to bring this up. this is on -- what is this? online there's a candle that smells like you. [ laughter ] is this that vagina candle just relabeled? [ laughter ] >> there's a vagina candle?

>> sarah: yeah, gwyneth paltrow's vagina, it's a candle. >> did she -- did she manufacture and market it? >> sarah: i don't know, i only read headlines. [ laughter ] >> do you ever get that, people go, did you read this article about such and such? i think that makes a big deal for the whole covid conversation. you're like, tell me more about it. they go, oh, i just read the headlines. >> sarah: only headlines. this is only -- you rank very high in this. you're between -- in the ranking of how these sell. this is a $28 candle. your essence is $28. [ laughter ] >> i know, i know. everyone's got a price. >> sarah: you rank between the johnny depp smelling candle and the paul rudd smelling candle. >> me? >> sarah: yeah. i mean, i don't get the johnny depp one, he seems like he smells like cigarettes and scarves. [ laughter ] congratulations on beating paul rudd. >> congratulations are in order. wow, there's still a part of me that's like, wow, i'm in the

same sphere as johnny depp on candle sales? that's amazing. then with paul rudd i'm like, that's amazing. [ laughter and applause ] i'm only joking, he's a lovely fellow. >> sarah: thank you, james, for coming so much. >> thank you for having me. >> sarah: we're having great fun. "together" premieres in theaters august 27th. we'll be back with taika waititi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ on wheels. a choice that requires no explanation. it's where safe and daring seamlessly intersect. it's understated, yet over-delivers. it is truly the mercedes-benz of sports sedans. visit your local mercedes-benz dealer today for exceptional lease and financing offers. ♪ ♪ oh! you're doing it wrong, man. what's wrong with action figures? nothing. capital one shopping instantly searches

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: welcome back. your dreams are your ticket out. our next guest is possibly the only person to win an academy award, direct two "thor" movies, and play hitler. his latest is an excellent series called "reservation dogs," new episodes air mondays on fx on hulu. please welcome taika waititi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> sarah: i just realized you did that thing where you waited for me to sit first. >> after you. >> sarah: oh! i know it's not why you're here, but i loved "jojo rabbit" so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks so much. >> sarah: god, i just -- >> just a normal handshake. >> sarah: i just wish there was a jew in it. [ laughter ] so good. i know you've got a cohen

somewhere in your family tree. >> yeah, when i need it. >> sarah: exactly, right? when you need it. [ laughter ] hi! >> hi. i heard them saying, best show ever, best show ever, before coming on. >> sarah: yeah. >> apologies in advance. [ laughter ] >> sarah: let's see. "reservation dogs." got 100% on rotten tomatoes. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: i cannot wait for this. >> a lot of tomatoes. >> sarah: do you say toe-maut-oes? >> jam mays, potatoes. let's call it all off. >> sarah: tell us about "reservation dogs." >> i hope you'd ask about "reservation dogs." fx on hulu, or hulu on fx, depending on what part of the globe you're on, i suppose. a show i created with my friends stu and hajo. i'll look at you and them.

it's set on a reservation in oklahoma. it follows these four kids who are trying to get to california, hello. and they've got big dreams coming out here. and it's just about them just trying to navigate their way through life on the rez. i think the most interesting and unique thing about this is that it's the first time that anyone's done this. and it only took just over 600 years. [ laughter ] >> sarah: yeah. >> so it's an all-native lead cast. all-native writers, directors. [ cheers and applause ] all-native producers as well. and yeah, and it's ground-breaking in that sense. i think indigenous people have always seen themselves as the kind of mystical character who sits on a mountaintop speaking to the spirits. and i don't know anyone like that. i'm probably the only person like that. >> sarah: show a clip. because it's really good.

>> what tv screen do i look at? >> sarah: any one of them. >> there's 82 of them. >> are you crazy horse? or sitting -- >> no, no, i'm not one of those awesome guys, no. i'm more of your -- i'm more of your unknown warrior. yeah. you know my name? william knife man. oof, oof, oof! i was at the battle of little big horn. that's right. i didn't kill anybody but i fought bravely. well, i didn't fight, i didn't get into the fight itself. i came over the hill real rugged, like oof! saw custer, that yellow-hair, sitting there, son of the morning star, [ bleep ], i really hated him so i went after him. then the damn horse hit a gopher hole. [ bleep ] rolled over and squashed me. i died there. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: you make history fun. >> it's funny. >> sarah: this is kind of analogous to -- you're maori in new zealand.

>> yes, i grew up very similarly. and in new zealand -- yeah. our communities are very similar. growing up there, i was the rat bag just like these kids are. >> sarah: really? >> i grew up in an area where no one had -- basically no one had a dad, just all single moms. all of us kids used to roll around. we would find kids with two parents and beat them up. [ laughter ] >> sarah: is that true? >> hey, i heard you got a dad! heard you got a dad! then bully them. not proud of it now. but you know, if you had a dad, that's what you get. >> sarah: why don't you go home and cry to your dad about it! >> yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] >> sarah: wow. >> anyhoo. >> sarah: was your mother upset with that behavior? >> my mother, great mother. she went to -- i got brought home after shoplifting at a

skate shop, the night of the public enemy concert, i really wanted to go. as punishment -- in exchange for letting me go to the concert, she made me analyze william blake poems. horrible. what a horrible mom. >> sarah: aww! >> no, wonderful mother. i'd say way better than being grounded. that's what you get if you have a schoolteacher mother. >> sarah: you were grounded during covid, you couldn't be on set. >> yeah, that's right. shooting the pilot, i was in new zealand with my daughters. we were going back to new zealand. i was shooting in tulsa. i had to get up at 2:00 a.m. to sort of log in and be there while they were shooting. i went into the quarantine hotel with my 5-year-old and my 8-year-old girls. the 5-year-old got on there, she looked around, she was like, "two weeks? well, i'm not wearing clothes." then about a week in on a zoom

call with about 20 strangers for netflix. i looked in my window, who's that behind me? i look behind me. she's running around naked. i said, babe, you're in my shot. she said, you're still talking to me! i went, give me a couple of minutes and then i'll come play with you. okay, fine! she walks past my camera on my computer. she walks out of the room. she's the most wonderful thing. she yelled out, "we're sorry, daddy, please don't hit us anymore!" [ laughter and applause ] and i fell even more deeply in love with her. >> sarah: aww. there's a picture of your hotel room. oh, yeah, there we go. like a montessori school. [ laughter ] does this qualify as abuse? >> it's -- yeah. to me. [ laughter ] >> sarah: you just wrapped "thor." the next one. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> sarah: what is it called?

>> "thor: love and thunder." >> sarah: i loved "rang-a-rok." how is it said? >> no one can say it. >> sarah: i loved it, so funny. this one you say is the craziest one yet, why is that? >> i just think that -- it's like we asked just a bunch of children what they wanted in a movie and said yes to everything. >> sarah: i can't understand a word you're saying, can you talk as fake hitler? because it's clearer. [ laughter ] >> i really hope you like "thor: love and thunder." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] is that better? >> sarah: yes. >> fan-tastish. >> sarah: you're shooting "love and thunder" in australia and this picture pops up on the internet, what? oh my god. luckiest man in the world. >> that's me, lucky, yeah. >> sarah: but i'm offended because obviously -- >> you weren't there. >> sarah: i was there. you cut me out.

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>> sarah: that's all the time we've got. i want to thank james mcavoy, taika waititi, max and ali gatie. and sorry to matt damon, we ran out of time. tomorrow night, i'll be joined by kenan thompson and regina hall, with music from the killers. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, goodnight!

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