>> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host maren morris! tonight -- willie nelson, megan stalter, real housewife sutton stracke, and music from gabriels. and now, maren morris! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] i am thrilled to be doing this. i flew all the way from

nashville to be here tonight. whoo. yeah. i came here on delta. hopefully i'm not coming back with delta. [ laughter ] now some people have said, "maren, you're a country singer. what business do you have hosting a late night comedy show?" and to them i say, "mom, get out of my dressing room!" [ laughter ] i love being in l.a. i'm doing all of the touristy things. i saw the chinese theater. the hollywood boulevard elmo threw up in my purse. [ laughter ] that's good luck, right? you know, we're right across the street from where they used to film "american idol." and i actually auditioned for "idol" when i was 17, and i got turned down. didn't even make it past the first round. but i stuck with it, and ten years later i won a grammy. [ cheers and applause ] so. thank you. and when i was 9, i auditioned to be the host of "the man show." [ laughter ] and i didn't get that either. but look at me now. i'm jimmy kimmel.

[ cheers and applause ] like most people, i've had a stressful year. mostly because when i wear a mask, my name sounds like "karen." [ laughter ] i also gave birth to my first child in march of 2020. [ cheers and applause ] which means i've spent the whole pandemic in quarantine with an infant. so basically, this next hour is a vacation for me. [ laughter ] i don't care how much you cry, i will not be breastfeeding any of you. [ laughter ] got it, guillermo? >> guillermo: got it. >> maren: this is guillermo's first day back to work. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. he got covid and has been holed up at home for the past two weeks. but he's back, he's better than ever, and ready to do whatever it is he does here. [ laughter ] how are you feeling? >> guillermo: oh, i'm feeling great. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: what would you like to

tell your adoring fans? >> guillermo: i want to thank you for all the love and support and go get the [ bleep ] vaccine, please. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: it's important to get your vaccine. i got mine. after the first shot i felt nothing. after the second shot i had some light flu symptoms. after the third shot i was a little sore. after my fourth i was really feeling it. [ laughter ] and after shot 27 i got banned for life from walgreens. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] guillermo wasn't the only one who had to get up early today. it was back-to-school day here in l.a. did you know it's illegal to send your kids back to school without posting a backpack photo of them on instagram? [ laughter ] for real. 10 years in federal prison. health officials are worried about kids returning to the classroom because one of the biggest ways covid is spread is when parents breathe a huge sigh of relief. [ laughter ]

you know, i never tormented my teachers because i'm a good person. but a lot of students did. so in honor of the first day of school, we sent a camera out on hollywood boulevard to let people apologize for all the terrible stuff they did to the brave souls who were just trying to educate them. ♪ >> do you have any teachers you'd like to apologize to? >> in sixth or seventh grade our teacher miss coakley had left her laptop open, and me and my best friend didn't have the best grades in that class, so we logged on to her laptop and changed our grades. and she started crying because she said she had really trusted us. i'm sorry, miss coakley. you're a great teacher. >> do you have any teachers you'd like to apologize to? >> yeah. to my second grade teacher. i asked her when she was going to give birth. turns out she wasn't pregnant. so i'm sorry about that. >> yeah, my tenth grade english teacher, the reason i want to apologize is we used to take a dog whistle and sit in the back

of the class and blow it, and it would fire off her hearing aids all class. so miss s, i apologize. >> tony fiola, our high school speech and debate coach and our english teacher. >> we must have tormented this guy so much. we would change our grades. we would lock him out of our classroom. >> so sorry, fig. but thank you for all you've done. >> yeah, thank you. but i also don't think it's a coincidence he retired right after we graduated. >> i'd like to apologize to my armenian schoolteacher. sorry for driving -- you told me you had to take medications to calm down because of me. >> i want to apologize to my teacher ms. robertson. i've always been sleeping in class instead of doing my work. and i'm sorry for sleeping so much. it's the pills. >> is that why your eyes are so red? >> yes. >> do you have any teachers you'd like to apologize to? >> my third grade teacher miss sandy. when we were in third grade, her wig fell off without her knowing

and it -- she gave us some time before she noticed. by that point all the kids were passing it around without her knowing. it got to me. i brought it home accidentally. and my dog got to it. so the dog chewed on it and whatever. but i got it back so it's still in one piece. it was just very dirty. got back to school and returned it without her knowing. and when she found it, she went to the bathroom and put it on and i felt bad ever since. so i would like to apologize to miss sandy. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: detention for all of you. this is actually the perfect night for me to be doing my first late night monologue. because it's "national tell a joke day." then again, every day is national tell a joke day if you're my dad talking to the waitstaff at a restaurant. [ laughter ] guillermo, you're a dad, right? >> guillermo: yes. >> maren: what's your favorite joke? >> guillermo: okay. my favorite joke is four mexicans in a car. who's driving? >> maren: who? >> guillermo: the police.

[ rim shot ] >> maren: first day back and you're already canceled? [ laughter ] sadly, this next one is not a joke. a local news anchor in milwaukee, wisconsin quoted the lyrics to one of my songs live on the air. well, sort of. >> to put it shortly, the reason why we had such unprecedented conditions was it's almost a perfect storm of conditions. you have to look down into the soil. the roots. also the drought. you can all blame that together. i'll have more details on that forecast and i'll nerd out a little bit less coming up later in the show. >> all right. i didn't know you'd go that deep with it. but thank you. i'll just quote maren morris. if the house don't fall if the roots are strong. i think. i might have butchered that. [ laughter ] >> maren: yeah. you definitely butchered that lyric, bud. it's "the house don't fall when the bones are good." and i'm pretty sure houses don't have roots. [ laughter ] that song's only been streamed like 700 million times, but whatever. [ cheers and applause ]

we are going to have a lot of fun tonight. we have music from gabriels. [ cheers and applause ] one of my favorite actors from one of my favorite shows, the hilarious meg stalter from "hacks" is here. [ cheers and applause ] sutton stracke from "the real housewives of beverly hills" is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and the great living legend, willie nelson, will be joining us from his home in austin. [ cheers and applause ] even though willie couldn't be here in person, he did send me some brownies. [ laughter ] so if you can't find me later, i'll probably be freaking out on the roof. [ laughter ] speaking of pot, it's legal here in l.a. but that's -- [ cheers and applause ] whoo, yes, okay. but that's not the case everywhere in america. and it's hard to keep track of where you can and can't smoke. so i spent the weekend doing some research. and i turned that research into a song.

but you probably wouldn't want to hear it. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you would? all right, all right. i'll do it. let's do this. ♪ ♪ when traveling across america weed laws ain't no joke ♪ ♪ so before you tour the country know the states where you can toke ♪ ♪ california's down with doobies from oakland to hollyweed ♪ ♪ and in washington and oregon ♪ ♪ it's cool to spark that green ♪ ♪ nevada hits the jackpot colorado is a mile high ♪ ♪ michigan's always holdin' and montana's lookin' fried ♪ ♪ blaze across the u.s.a. let's light up legally ♪

♪ from the purple hazy mountains from sea to thc ♪ ♪ new mexico and arizona get high with the cacti ♪ ♪ you're free to enjoy in illinois ♪ ♪ get lit as the alaskan sky ♪ ♪ up in maine all the moose get loose ♪ ♪ the leaves in vermont are great ♪ ♪ get wicked wasted in massachusetts ♪ ♪ and smoke the garden state ♪ ♪ virginia is for stoners connecticut is cool with kush ♪ ♪ and over in nebraska it's decriminalized, which means while technically illegal, it's only a fine for one ounce or less. although be careful because selling it is still a felony which can carry a sentence up to but not exactly exceeding -- >> guillermo: maren morris. this part is kind of boring. can you go back to the fun part, please? [ laughter ] >> maren: yeah, you're right. where was i? ♪ blaze across the usa let's light up legally ♪

♪ from the purple hazy mountains from sea to thc ♪ ♪ and even in new york city lady liberty's got a light ♪ ♪ so grab a bong big as king kong ♪ ♪ and eat famous ray's all night ♪ ♪ blaze across the u.s.a. let's light up legally ♪ ♪ from the purple hazy mountains ♪ ♪ from sea to thc from sea to ♪ from sea to thc from sea to thc ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: we have a great show for you tonight. we'll be right back with willie nelson. now, we all know progressive offers 24/7 protection,

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> maren: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm maren morris. tonight, from the show "hacks" on hbo max, the great megan stalter is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and from "the real housewives of beverly hills" sutton stracke is here. [ cheers and applause ] then, their single is called "love and hate in a different time." music from gabriels. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, julie bowen will be guest hosting. and sean hayes will be behind the desk wednesday and thursday. so tune in for that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of my heroes. he's a country music legend with countless songs, awards, and hair ties to his name. his latest book -- "willie nelson's letters to america" is available now. please welcome willie nelson.

[ cheers and applause ] hi. how are you, willie? >> i'm great. how are you doing? >> maren: i'm good. it's so good to see you. i miss texas. i'm jealous that you're there right now. >> yeah. it's great. it's a little warm. but you know, i like it that way. >> maren: yeah. well, i just -- i'm so happy you're here. you're actually my first ever guest to interview while hosting this. so thank you for breaking the ice with me. [ cheers and applause ] i remember i actually met you for the first time at the maui songwriters festival a couple years ago very briefly at danny's house. and it was just such an amazing night because you got up and played with lucas and micah and i remember steven tyler got up and played. it was sort of like living in a -- an lsd trip of some sort. [ laughter ] but such a beautiful place.

so how many -- i know that you've had this weekly poker night going for quite a long time, especially on maui. and you have a few guests that are regulars. woody harrelson is one of them. how many years have you played each other? >> oh, i don't know. 20, 30 years probably. >> wow. that is incredible. and i read in your book over here on the plane that you actually mentioned woody's wing in your house. why do you call it that? did he like move in with you or something? [ laughter ] >> well, you know, we play poker until late, you know. and usually, if he's $100 down, he wants to spend the night so he can start over again the next day. [ laughter ] >> i also read that owen wilson and woody have lost so much money to you over the years that you've also dedicated that wing to the house because they helped pay for it. [ laughter ] >> well, that's a good story.

let's say it's true. [ laughter ] >> maren: okay. i love it. i actually opened for you a couple years ago at santa barbara bowl and it was just such an amazing night. and you got all the openers up afterwards to sing "on the road again" as your last song. and i kind of learned when i was on stage just on your stage that you don't really keep a set list. you have a clock on stage that tells you how much time you have left and then i actually -- this is creepy, and i apologize. but i kept what you did have as a set list and this is what it looks like. [ laughter ] i love that you don't have any list of songs, you just kind of go at random and your band just follows you. i think that's amazing. >> well, it's easy to do because i know all the songs. the band knows them forward and backward. and it would be almost

impossible to throw them a curve because we've played together so much, they know what i'm going to do. it's just pretty easy to do it without a real set list. >> maren: yeah, i'm sure. so i actually had a baby recently, or in the last year. and i know that you've brought your children out on the road for years as you've toured. do you have any advice for bringing a baby on a tour bus and what that might look like? [ laughter ] >> well, you know, all my career i've had kids on the bus. they grow up, you know, to be pickers themselves, and most of them have wound up out on the stage with me singing with me every night. so it's just really been a big, you know, joy to have your kids with you, especially when you're gone as much as i am gone. >> right. no, i love so much that you've incorporated and just collaborated with them over the years.

lucas has always been so lovely to me when we're out on the same festivals together. so you've raised them right. i'll just take it from you, however you brought those boys up. [ cheers and applause ] so in your book you wrote a letter to young songwriters, amongst other things that we'll get to later. but you said to the young songwriters, quit while you're ahead. which i loved. >> that's easier said than done. being an old poker player, i know that don't always happen. [ laughter ] >> maren: right. and i also love that you said if you quit that easily, you didn't deserve that talent to begin with. which is also an amazing piece of advice. [ laughter ] just keep going. one of my favorite parts of the book, and it's all letters to -- you write letters to your children. you write letters to america. but my favorite line from the book just as a texan is your letter to covid.

and the first line is, "[ bleep ] you, and as we say in texas that goes for the horse you rode in on." [ cheers and applause ] >> that's pretty much the way we feel about it down here. >> maren: yeah. same. i know i live in tennessee now but i'll always be a texas girl at heart. and you are such a heartbeat of that -- of my upbringing. and until now. so thank you so much. and i know you've had such an illustrious career, you've crossed so many genres. the highwaymen, ray charles. you've just done so many incredible things in your career. and i am just like fan girling right now. but i know that you also have your cannabis line, willie's reserve. and they have been kind enough to send us goodies anytime i've played red rocks in the past. they've helped us out for sure. i had an idea, though, if you ever do collaborations on a strain because i would call my

collab with willie's reserve mare-i-wanna. [ laughter ] >> that's good. i'm i'll steal that. >> maren: okay. are you going on the road again anytime soon? >> well, we just finished a tour up in minnesota, dakotas and illinois and seven or eight cities. and we got another couple of days to do here in austin coming up in the next week or so. and yeah, i guess we'll start out again in august. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: it's just amazing. i know it's been hard on a lot of -- well, everybody in the world, but especially those who just love to bring people together on the road. and you have obviously done that your entire life. and i'm sure you're eager to get back on the road, as we all are. but thank you so much, willie, for being my first ever guest. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i'm glad.

stay with them. they're a great group. >> maren: thank you. tell annie i said hi. willie nelson's "letters to america" is available now. we'll be back with megan stalter. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> maren: welcome back. our next guest is a very funny comedian and actress who plays kayla, the worst executive assistant in all of show business, on the great show "hacks." >> i accidentally touched the lip. >> okay. that's a hair. kayla. >> mm-hmm. >> what is in this coffee? >> half and half and sugar. well, splenda. >> okay. >> a couple of splendas. >> that's not sugar. it's all chemicals. and i take natural sugar. >> yeah. the brain. f-a-r-t. is your phone ringing or something? >> i don't know. let's find out. jimmy lusar jr.'s office. jimmy speaking. [ cheers and applause ]

>> maren: "hacks" is on hbo max. please welcome the very funny megan stalter. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hi. >> sorry. >> maren: do you want to have a seat? >> hi. oh. hello. >> maren: hello. >> i'm so sorry. i'm really sorry. i didn't realize i was winning backstage. i just won prettiest girl in the world. [ cheers and applause ]

i'm sorry, i didn't know it was happening. just somebody came up to me and you know, and it's like," you're the one -- you are the pretty --" it's like, okay. okay. [ laughter ] hello. whoo! i didn't know they were doing -- i didn't know there was even -- i didn't know they were doing it. so -- yeah. surprised. >> maren: the backstage mini bar is really good, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah. they came up to me, "you are the" -- i'm like, prettiest? i know pretty but -- >> maren: i didn't know they were doing that today. >> i thought in america? this guy's like, the world. sorry. how are you? >> maren: nice to finally meet you. >> yeah. prettiest in the world. [ laughter ] >> maren: okay. can we talk about the dress, actually? the dress. like who made this? >> oh, my god. this is from my favorite designer frenchival maraschino cherry.

[ laughter ] it's so amazing. i met him under the eiffel tower in paris. and we got to talking. [ laughter ] couple drinks and he said i want to dress you. i said okay. >> maren: i love it. it looks amazing on you. >> you've got to work with him. he is not -- he's very mischievous. not trustworthy. [ laughter ] >> maren: i'll write him -- him down? >> yeah. >> maren: maraschino cherry. >> and he's busy in brazil. so you're not going to be able to contact him right now. [ laughter ] >> maren: i'll take your word for it. >> i would let you borrow -- do you want to wear this to the grammys? >> maren: oh, my god, thank you. >> and do you get a guest? [ laughter ] >> maren: i would love to take you. this is actually your first -- hey. this is your first talk show. [ laughter ] >> sorry. someone's flirting with me. >> maren: when you're the prettiest girl in the world.

but this is your first late-night talk show, which it's mine as well. >> oh my god, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> maren: thank you. are you as excited as i am? >> and you look great by the way. i don't know who dressed you. >> maren: not maraschino cherry. >> yes. >> maren: so i've been a fan of yours for -- okay, so during the pandemic we were all just like looking for some sort of joy. and i found your instagram through a friend, which is how i mean a lot of people in the pandemic, comedians especially i feel like you're one of a couple that just took that time and didn't sink, you just like shined and made all these wacky characters. i'm assuming this is one of them. [ laughter ] >> and i want everyone to know i'm a huge fan of you. >> maren: oh, really? thank you. well, that's an honor because i'm a huge fan of the show "hacks" which you're on. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. i really am amazing in it. [ laughter ]

i really am good. i mean, it takes me out of it when -- someone's frowning. [ laughter ] takes me out of it when i see it.pyou know, there was a part the show. i did a lot of meta acting. and there's a scene where my character talks to the main girl and she says that she has big hands. and i spend a lot of time with people with big hands to be able to kind of bring the real out of the scene. going to grocery stores, let me take -- you know, at the counter. "let me take a look at those guys." and if they had small guys i'd do a loop around. [ laughter ] oh, my god. >> aren: that's true method. you found big-handed people. >> yeah. oh, wow. and they're not everywhere. >> maren: do you think that had anything to -- do you think you doing that deep in-depth research is how "hacks" got 15 emmy nominations? [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. yes. >> maren: that's amazing. >> yeah. >> maren: i mean, i have to say watching you in each scene, you really steal the scene and it's almost like it was written for you.

or you were just playing yourself. [ laughter ] was it a little bit of both? >> it's a little -- i would say that i -- even though i had a big entrance today i'm a little more normal than kayla. >> maren: i can see that. >> i guess i'm a little bit more casual than her. you know, i'm -- no, it was the most fun part to play ever and it was like -- the creators of the show and the whole cast and crew just a dream to work with. so they really let me absolutely go off. >> maren: i love it. you really steal every scene you're in. so i read that you're from ohio. and i don't know why, i just assumed maybe from instagram and being on this show that you were from l.a. >> do i have an l.a. vibe? >> maren: i think so. [ laughter ] i thought so. i thought so. until you walked out. [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah, yeah. this is what they wear in ohio when they go to thrift stores and -- yeah. skyline chili.

no, yeah, i'm from ohio, yes. >> maren: what did your parents do for work to create this? >> so my mom is a very hilarious nurse. she's amazing. [ cheers and applause ] she's literally amazing. grew up watching her make little sketches with her sisters all the time. and i think that made me and my siblings and cousins always want to make videos. and my dad is a tattoo artist in cleveland. and i actually do have -- it's called voodoo monkey tattoo. named after my sister. kidding. [ laughter ] and me and my sister recently got matching tattoos from my dad. and i'll show you. >> maren: okay. >> it's not too high up. it's a "v" with a wolf's head. look at that thigh on the camera. it's hard to show. but there it is. >> maren: what is it? >> it's a bee with a wolf head on it.pand we always say honey time. so we wanted to get a bee tattoo. and my sister was like, well, my

nephew -- my sister abby said my nephew oliver loves wolves. i'm like, i don't know if he does. i've never heard him bring it up. but okay, it looks cool. he's more into dinosaurs but the dinosaur head would -- that would be weird, right? [ laughter ] that would be too weird. >> maren: a dino bee. it sounds like your sister likes wolves. >> exactly. yeah. >> maren: i love it. and your dad did it. that's amazing. >> and my brother's constantly going to cleveland for -- that's where my dad lives. to get free tattoos all the time. >> maren: are you going to get any more? >> yes. i would love. but i don't -- what should i get? >> maren: if "hacks" wins an emmy will you get one? >> i'll get a tattoo that says "i love getting the emmy." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] underneath the -- on my back, tramp stamp. are we allowed to say tramp stamp? >> maren: i think so. yeah. that would be hot. i am obsessed with you.

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my next guest brought plenty of drama and a southern drawl to this season of "the real housewives of beverly hills." here to spill the proverbial sweet tea on all things "housewives," please welcome sutton stracke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ welcome. how are you? >> i'm good. how are you? >> maren: i'm good. i am such a fan of "real housewives of beverly hills." i have watched every single episode of every single season with my mother. >> okay. >> maren: and my husband and i even put the show in our vows for our wedding. >> okay. [ laughter ] with all the nhl and sports [ bleep ]. he said i will put up with the "real housewives" for the rest of our marriage. which so far he has. >> okay. >> maren: i would say of all the housewives especially this

season, you probably have the best tag line at the beginning the show. >> yeah? >> maren: what is it? >> something about my exquisite manners. you can kiss my exquisite derriere. >> maren: yeah. [ applause ] yep. i've always wanted to ask andy cohen this too when i've done his show. like how do you land on the tag lines? >> you know, i don't know. it's so silly. with this one i said i can't -- you know, i bring manners, i hope. but the exquisite derriere part, at my house, i don't know if your house is like mine, we were not allowed to say like naughty things. >> maren: yeah. >> like butt. [ laughter ] that's a big one. and i was a dancer. so we were always talking about the derriere and lift the derriere. so i thought well, i can say derriere. >> maren: it's classy. i loved it. but still southern. have any of those southern sensibilities rubbed off on the others on the show?

>> well, you know, i -- yeah. i've noticed a few things. the place cards. they've come into play. my first season, no place cards. i didn't know where to sit, where to go. nothing. and so now all of a sudden there's place cards. i'm like -- because it doesn't suit you sometimes. now they are telling you where to sit. and i'm like, oh. >> maren: you don't want to be told. >> yeah. sometimes you're like okay, i've got to go sit by that person and it's going to be fun. so i've seen that one. that's the biggest one i think. but i love it. i love place cards. >> maren: i do too. and i feel like as a true southern girl if you say anything mean you can just follow it with "bless your heart" and it's your get out of jail free card. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> maren: so you have been living in kyle richards' old house. >> i have. >> maren: you have a housewife as your landlord. how has that been? >> you know what, it's actually been great because -- well, she was so sweet because the sale of my house went really fast, so i

needed a place to live really quickly. and i needed a place to live that allowed my three children, my four dogs, my three cats and camera crew. so that's tough. >> maren: and that house has definitely had that. >> yeah. that house was seasoned for it. so it was easy. but i'm leaving soon. i think she's ready for me to go. >> maren: oh, you're about to move into your new house. >> i am. finally. >> maren: so are you going to get your security deposit back from kyle? [ laughter ] >> kyle did not make me give a security deposit. >> maren: she better not have. >> i think she trusted me. >> maren: well, your face roller survived the move. >> the face roller comes with me everywhere. >> maren: i love it. >> just in case of an emergency you've just got to roll it out. roll it out. >> maren: probably one of the best memes of the season is you on a boat -- >> i know. but it was so honest. honestly -- well, one, i was like i keep crying and i know my face is going to look so swollen. i'll just roll it out.

and it also gives you a moment just to think. just think. [ laughter ] >> maren: yeah. well, i just over the last few episodes, i have loved how you have just taken such a stand on what you will and will not be public and present for. because it's a dicey situation. and obviously i'm a viewer, i'm watching it as a fan, i'm not going through it, i don't have friendships with all of these women. i just love that you've been so intelligent and really heartfelt in your way of saying i'm not doing this. >> well, right. i think if you're watching, up to this point you know that i'm asking some questions, i want to get the girls together. and you know, there's no malintent. it's not like anything bad about erika. it's just me wanting to ask some questions. that's it. >> maren: no, we all want to know. but do you think she'll be on next season? >> god knows. i mean, will i?

who knows? we don't know these things. >> maren: i'm telling you, andy cohen, put her on next season, please. you are so fun to watch. >> oh, thank you. >> maren: and i know it gets really tense on the show. i have not been on it, but after watching this long it's been tense. how do you unwind after a stressful encounter and you know you're being filmed? >> yeah, well, vodka is always helpful. [ laughter ] that's a good thing. but you know, my mother is a good call away. my sister-in-law is great. family is good. but my mother really -- she's a psychotherapist. so every now and then i'll call her when it's really, really tense. >> maren: your mother's a psychotherapist? >> she is. >> maren: that's amazing. so much is making sense now. [ laughter ] >> so yes. i'm very like therapized. i'll call her if it gets really tough. my mother has tough love. we're southern. i don't know if your mother is tough love.

>> maren: she does. we're like fragile flowers on the inside but on that exterior it's like -- >> you've got to like -- well, i have my boots on. so you've got to pull up your bootstraps and get in there. and tahoe is a very tough pweek. and i kept crying. and i called my mother and i said, ma, i keep crying. she goes, well, stop crying. [ laughter ] >> maren: makes sense. >> i can't. that's why i'm calling you. i can't stop crying. >> maren: rolling and crying. but that's spoken like a true southern woman. >> well, it's great advice. stop crying. that's why she makes the big bucks. >> maren: i love it. well, thank you so much for being one of my first guests as my hosting gig. >> you're doing a great job. >> maren: oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] "real housewives of beverly hills" airs wednesdays at 8:00 on bravo. and we'll be right back with music from gabriels.

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