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and how many of you are wearing condoms? just out of curiosity. all right. well, the bad news is -- you got one shot, you got the second shot, you maybe got the third, you're probably going to want to get another shot. a flu shot. the flu is on the way. and because we don't already have enough to worry about, doctors are warning that this flu season could be a miserable one, which is shocking because flu season is usually the most wonderful time of the year. [ laughter ] the whole family gathered around a steaming kettle of mucinex. last year, the flu hit an all-time low because we were in solitary confinement. nobody got the flu. but now that we're out and mingling again, health officials are urging americans to get vaccinated as soon as possible. and if there's anyone we listen to, it's health officials. [ laughter ] you know what would be fun? we should start a rumor on facebook that eating play-doh cures the flu. wouldn't that be great? people clearing the shelves at hobby lobby. tucker carlson with a big tub of

yellow and a spoon. fuzzy pumping it right into his gullet. let's have some fun with this one. tensions are high in these united states. we need this right now. every flight is a nightmare with peanuts. this happened on a plane from l.a. to salt lake city where a passenger was expressing his displeasure about being forced to wear a mask. >> sit! you sit down in that seat and you stay there! >> rrgghhh! rrgghhh! god bless america! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like he's his own emotional support animal. [ laughter ] that gentleman was arrested at the gate, they took him to the pound. [ laughter ] maybe they should have a separate airline for people who won't wear a mask. "jet flu."

[ cheers and applause ] thanks. speaking of viruses that refuse to die, the new cast of "dancing with the stars" was revealed today on "good morning america." [ laughter ] this year's dancing stars include benedict cumberbatch, jamie foxx, tom holland. oh wait. i'm sorry. that's the cast of the new spider-man movie. [ laughter ] "dancing with the stars" has the daughter of the lady who played aunt becky and a peloton instructor named cody. [ laughter ] lori loughlin's daughter, olivia jade, who is famous largely because her mother went to jail trying to get her into college, is now a "dancing" star. it's an exciting time for olivia jade. the last time she scored a 10 was on the s.a.t.s. [ laughter and applause ] but she's been working on her dancing. this morning o.j. showed some of them off to the gang at "gma." >> i can share something of what i've learned the last week. it's not great but i learned how to do a salsa step. i'm no dancer, but i can try.

>> go on, let's see it, let's see it. >> if my partner is watching this he's going to be like, what the heck, olivia? you totally did not do that right. back, step, forward. >> jimmy: wow, she's really good, huh? [ cheers and applause ] what they should do is make her row a boat. you know? [ laughter ] "sculling with the stars." [ applause ] no star is dancing more this week than britney spears. we learned last night that britney's father, asparagus spears -- [ laughter ] filed to end his conservat conservatorship. he said that if britney believes she can handle her own life, she should get that chance. then he laughed like a maniac for half an hour. [ laughter ] wouldn't it be amazing if five minutes after she was emancipated, britney karate kicks a walmart greeter in the throat or something? [ laughter ] i guess we'll see. soon, britney will be free. maybe we should put the "free britney" folks in charge of climate change? apparently they're the only

ones who can get anything done. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thanks again, everybody. in richmond, virginia today, they finally took down the statue of confederate general robert e. le. [ cheers and applause ] which is -- you know, it's time, but they could have left the horse. the horse didn't do anything. [ laughter ] the statue was erected in 1890. and you know what they say, if an erection lasts for more than 100 years, it's time to put it away. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in other confederate hero news, donald trump got on the phone and dialed newsmax last night to bask in the glow of joe biden poll numbers that are almost as low as his. >> the latest rasmussen poll, biden with a 44% approval rating. then we have another one from emerson college. it was out last week. has you beating biden by 1 point in a re-election matchup in 2024.

just wanted to get your thoughts on these polls. >> well, i beat him in 2020. i mean, i think we won the election by a lot. i don't even think. [ laughter and boos ] >> jimmy: so that's the secret. i've not agreed with him before, but he's right, he does not think. [ laughter ] he's really been enjoying our messy exit from afghanistan, ignoring the fact that his tiny little paw prints are all over it. saturday it happens to be the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 attack. on saturday, president bush will visit a 9/11 memorial in pennsylvania. president obama will visit the 9/11 memorial in new york, president biden plans to visit all three crash sites. donald trump will be at the hard rock hotel and casino in hollywood, florida -- this is not a joke -- [ laughter ] doing "live in person commentary" for a boxing match between vitor belfore and 58-year-old evander holyfield.

donald and don jr. will be the color commentators. in this case, the color being orange. [ laughter ] you really have to hand it to him. he is by far the greatest troll of all time. i mean, who else could have come up with that? "you know what i'll do on 9/11? boxing commentary." "you've done it again, sir!" while you may ask, does donald trump know enough about boxing to call four fights, well, take a look and decide for yourself. yeah, there you go, look at that form! he's like tanny pacquiao. [ laughter ] but this should be fun. donald trump hasn't been this unqualified to do a job since his last job. [ cheers and applause ] okay, now for something that has nothing to do with anything. this show is like a family. in all the worst ways. we spend a lot of time together, and over the years, we get to know each other's quirks. guillermo, for example, foss a lot of phobias. swimming, heights, everything that's a phobia, guillermo is phobic. to help him with one of them, we

staged an intervention of sorts. we sent him to a therapist, and not just any therapist, a virtual reality therapist. guillermo had no idea why you were going there, right? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: so we sent him, and this is how that went. >> hello. >> hi, how are you? >> good. >> guillermo. >> very nice to meet you. >> nice meeting you. >> please come in, have a seat on the couch. >> okay. >> my name is dr. widerhold. do you know why you're here today? >> no. >> some friends asked me to meet with you, they said that you have a really strong fear, something that makes you very afraid and affects your life. do you know what that might be? >> i'm afraid of snakes. >> ah, okay. have you always been afraid of snakes? >> yeah. >> yeah? >> yeah. >> since how long? >> oh, since i was a kid. i don't like snakes. >> no? >> no. >> why don't you like them? >> i was, like, maybe -- 22, 23? and i met this girl. at a nightclub.

she goes, let's go to my place. and i was so happy, i was going to get some action and everything. she goes, feel comfortable. i took off my clothes and everything. she comes, on her back she had a snake, then she goes, we're going to have so much fun. i said, oh [ bleep ]. i left everything there. then i was drunk, and by the time i got to my car, i got season sober. >> wow, you were very afraid. >> very afraid. >> avoiding things is not the way to get over the fear. i want to try to understand it to help you get over it. there's nothing behind you, okay? >> well, i don't trust you, doctor. >> you don't trust me? >> no. >> okay, so for two decades i've been helping people get over their phobias with virtual reality. >> okay. >> would that be something that you would consider wanting to do? >> yeah, sure, okay. >> these are just wires that are going to go on you. these are going to go on your ring and index finger. this is going to measure your breathing. so i want you to imagine all the breath coming into your tummy.

so one thousand one, one thousand two, one thousand three. how's that feeling to you? >> i think i learned. >> is that comfortable? >> yeah. you can hold my hand? >> i can hold your hand if you need it, but i bet you can do your breathing. >> all right. >> this is going to be a real easy one. >> oh [ bleep ]! [ bleep ]! >> okay. you don't like that one? >> i don't like that one at all. >> okay. but he's crawling away from you, isn't he? >> i don't trust my eyes. oh blooup. how big is that? >> no, no, don't close your eyes. how anxious did that make you? >> oh, like 10. >> okay. oh -- why so many snakes? oh [ bleep ]. what is that noise? >> those are rattlesnakes, okay? >> no, but i hear like -- here, real close. >> it's because you're in the virtual reality. so look around for me.

>> oh! [ bleep ]! >> look to your left. >> oh, no, no, no, no! no, no, no! i look to the right -- >> he's a beautiful green snake. look up. >> oh -- i had it with this. that's why i don't like [ bleep ] snakes. >> you're doing really great. your breathing's getting slower and your heart rate's staying low. >> oh, oh -- oh! this snake in the floor right there -- >> what kind of snake is that? >> oh, i don't know, but it's ready like this, like oh my god. >> repeat -- aahhh! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! ha ha ha! [ bleep ]. >> tell me how high your anxiety is. >> 11. >> so we're going to go on to another clip, okay? >> no, this is too -- oh -- no, this is -- aahhh! ha ha ha! [ bleep ]. [ bleep ].

i'm going to say -- aahhh! no, no, no. [ bleep ]. >> guillermo, your heart rate went up pretty high, can you really focus on the breathing? >> why -- why is he grabbing those snakes? >> it's okay, keep looking at the snake. >> ughh! >> the headset's frozen for a minute, can you take off the headset, please? >> aahhh! [ bleep ]! oh, yeah, that was -- oh [ bleep ]. >> guillermo, this is not a dangerous snake. you don't want to just try to pet the snake? >> no, i don't want to pet the snake. >> you don't have to touch his head, but you could touch his body. what about that? can you do that for me? >> if you go get me a [ bleep ] drink. >> okay. >> all right. ♪ ♪ >> let's start with the head that way. >> you're doing great.

just one finger. perfect. [ cheers and applause ] that was fantastic. >> this is the best thing that happened. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hold on second. i don't think that -- are you still scared of snakes? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: let's go back to the part where he just started speaking complete gibberish, can we, please? run that back. >> guillermo: i don't got to see -- la gh agh -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was that? >> i was trying to ask for help. >> jimmy: will somebody please make a song out of that? oh, boy. are you still fearful of snakes? there's one right on your

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kirby howell-baptiste, and metallica will be here to do all the things that each of them do. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight has been in the movies for so long, her first headshot was an ultrasound. [ rim shot ] she has now reached the pinnacle of show business, host of her own talk show. season 2 of "the drew barrymore show" premieres on monday. please welcome drew barrymore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> hello, how are you guy in this. >> jimmy: please. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for coming. >> right back at you! i can't take energy, i'm not a taker, i'm a giver. right back at you, and thank you. [ cheers ] how wonderful to be with an

audience. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: drew, i never heard anybody -- i have to say, i've never heard anyone put it like that. i can't take energy, i'm a giver. and i feel the same way. >> you are so giving. >> jimmy: it makes me uncomfortable, to take. >> i'm not -- you know, i'm much better -- i love reciprocity. it should go both ways. but i'm more comfortable giving than receiving. >> jimmy: do you feel that makes us better than most people? [ laughter ] >> i think it makes us more complex. because i can forgive everybody, i'm so unjudgmental. >> jimmy: oh, i'm none of those things, yeah. [ laughter ] >> my tolerance level -- >> jimmy: now you're talking about somebody else. >> oh, yeah. but when it comes to me, zero-tolerance, total judgment, no room for error. but i'm working on it. >> jimmy: you're doing your show in new york city. that's where you do the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: and have you been to l.a. before? is this your first trip here? [ laughter ] >> i think you're right about my head shot being in the womb.

i certainly came out of the womb like, let's do this.p[ cheers ] right here in hollywood, i'm like -- ♪ la la la la la la la la la la la la ♪ yes, i was born and raised here. living a life that was so fortunate and wonderful, to be able to be stationed all over the world. a lot of different places within the country for three, four, five, six months at a time. you just get to see different places, other people, learn their state, learn their city. and it's just been such a great expander of my horizons and my understanding of this world. but i always came back to right here, the 90046, this north star constant for me. and it was very stabilizing in an inconsistent life. and moving was very traumatic, honestly, for me. but it was --

>> jimmy: sure. >> -- what i needed to do. my kid's father's family were there and we were very close, so close, we lived in the same neighborhood. and i said, you know what? this is where our lives have taken us, this is the chapter, we're going to embrace it. but i found great happiness there. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's not like you had to move someplace terrible, it's new york. >> absolutely. [ laughter ] it was just -- i got my feet so planted in this neighborhood. >> jimmy: right. >> my family, i know that they've been right across the street because my grandfather's face is in the cement, you know? >> jimmy: right, i have a picture of that. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know it sounds kind of terrible to say your gandfather's face is in the cement. >> oh, he was face-down a lot. [ laughter and applause ] us barrymores, we're hedonists. >> jimmy: this is how he died. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: your grandfather. didn't just put his hands and feet, he went with the whole

face. >> yes, he was known as "the great profile" he put it in -- >> jimmy: there's the profile. >> in the cement. it's like, knowing that i was right around the corner from that brought me closer to my family. >> jimmy: quite literally, in fact. because that's what we barrymores do. >> jimmy: this is a very unsanitary move, drew. [ laughter ] >> you know, whatever brings me closer to him. sometimes i look at the moon and think that's him. you know, sometimes i stick my face in the cement. whatever brings you close to your family. >> jimmy: speaking of the moon and family, i watched "e.t." with my kids over the summertime. [ cheers and applause ] >> now how old is jane now? >> jimmy: jane is 7, billy is 4. >> okay did they like it? >> jimmy: they loved it. >> oh, good. >> jimmy: they cried. >> oh. >> jimmy: the whole thing. >> you know, when he's like the little powdered doughnut in the river, it all -- you're not human! if that doesn't rip your heart out. >> jimmy: it's such a great

movie. they learned the word "penisbreath" which they now use a lot. >> it was a great line, we loved it as kids, so i'm not surprised kids today still like it. >> jimmy: have you sat with your kids and watched that? >> it's funny, they've seen -- at first, you know, i didn't want to be an indulgent dip you know what and be like, let's sit around and watch my movies! like, what a jerk. but then it got -- >> jimmy: i totally didn't do that with the "paw patrol" movie this summer, so you know. [ laughter ] >> it's "paw patrol"! >> jimmy: i totally didn't go to the theater and see if anybody recognized me, the other kids. but go on. [ laughter ] >> i'm tempted to sing the "paw patrol" theme song but i'm going to stop, i'm not a singer. ♪ paw patrol paw patrol we'll be there on the double ♪ ♪ paw patrol paw patrol whenever there is trouble ♪ okay, sorry. >> jimmy: it's a great theme song. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love "paw patrol" so i'm

glad you did that. but eventually, they got curious, then they didn't want to be coveting and weird. >> jimmy: right. >> so i was like, sure, yeah, you can watch it. i wanted it to be their choice, not me pushing it on them. they call them "mom movies," which is so sweet. they love "50 first dates" and "ever after." for some reason they were at the wrong ages for "e.t.," they weren't in. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> i want to show them now, see if it was just an age thing. >> jimmy: how is e.t., do you keep in touch? >> totally. [ laughter ] but on a less celestial, more earthly level, we actually had dinner with steven spielberg the who has been someone who is, you know, really kind of the first father figure i ever had and remained in my life as such. he calls me his first kid. he held olive and frankie when

they were born. you know, he's just in my life. and he's -- >> jimmy: wow, nice. >> he's very important to me. we were sitting around the table, we were having dinner. frankie is exactly my age when i did "e.t." >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> a few months older. never mind action doesn't matter. but he said, frankie, i want you to say this line. alligators in the sewers. and the she did. and then he looked at me like, "yep, she's got it." [ laughter ] and it was so surreal to me, to have that -- ♪ circle of life ♪ moment. it was so trippy. >> jimmy: maybe she'll start putting her head in cement too. [ laughter ] >> if she's a barrymore, she certainly will. it's so funny, i don't think about them being actors. if they want to do that when they're older, i support it fully. but it was a moment where i was like, i can't believe steven's directing my daughter at the same age, this is just so

surreal. >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. drew barrymore is with us. [ cheers and applause ] season 2 of "the drew barrymore show" returns next monday. we'll be right back. >> dicky: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by expedia. it matters who you travel with. ♪ [shouting and clashing] ♪ [horse neighs] ♪ ♪ ♪

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>> i'm in "ted lasso," oh my god! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is drew barrymore, host of "the drew barrymore show." >> i love "ted lasso." every once in a while when you're wanting to escape the world, this is surreal, i've heard my name pop up at times. sometimes it's not so fun, or they insult you. it's like, i just wanted to escape the world, now i'm getting taken down. >> jimmy: you have to enjoy the good moments too. >> yes, exactly, it can work both ways? you took summer off, you're about to start your show again. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, right! >> jimmy: when you started, you were doing the show live. first of all, that's very difficult to do. secondly, most people, most talk shows, don't go well. but you can kind of tell right off the bat that you were going to be good at it. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. even when i heard -- >> because i got focus groups that disagree. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: yeah, listen -- >> not like you -- >> jimmy: nobody hits a home run right at the beginning, but you have an innate charm that i think works very well. [ applause ] >> from a man i respect so much. >> jimmy: whoever decided to give you the show was very bright, i think. >> elaine bauer brooks. that is who i owe all this to. steve acastio, all these people literally took this chance. when we did it, it was really an audition, it was a sales tape, it was not a done deal. we waited many months to see if it was going to get picked up. then it did. then the pandemic happened. then, with all humility, we understood it was probably not likely to go. then we persevered. then we went ahead and do it. then we waited till the end of season 1 to find out if there was a season 2. this has kept me on my toes. it's showed me that we continue to work without that comfort of knowing this is going to continue. and you still have to work at it

as if your life depends on it. and with season 2, i'm excited to go on with a little more confidence and a little more security. and i just -- i've learned a lot in season 1. i will say that. >> jimmy: what's the biggest thing you learned? number one thing? >> well, it was such an unprecedented time, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> there wasn't an audience, which we're going to appreciate them more than we ever would have otherwise. i mean, i always would have appreciated them. that, you know -- i can be little too goofy. >> jimmy: it's hard to watch yourself, isn't it? >> oh, no, people thought that way, not me. [ laughter ] i'm very comfortable with my goofiness. and i just have to say, your writers are just so -- >> jimmy: we don't have writers, i do it all myself. [ laughter ] >> you're brilliant. >> jimmy: thank you. >> the monologue, the comedy, the jokes -- >> jimmy: i take all the credit for that, thank you. >> i love comedy, i need it. i just love funny.

so thank you for making us laugh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know, listen. >> it's true, we need it. >> jimmy: i don't seem to be able to do anything else. >> also, i have a beef with daytime television. >> jimmy: oh. >> in that they don't lean into comedy as much. it's more of a nighttime -- >> jimmy: ellen does a lot of comedy, but this is her last season. >> absolutely, well, she's a comedian. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i met her. [ laughter ] that's why she has it available to her. i wanted to bring the writers in and say, let's write comedy, let's do comedy, let's have -- i want this show to be -- >> jimmy: just get yourself some vr goggles and a snake. [ laughter ] >> by the way, guillermo, that was amazing. >> guillermo: thank you very much, thank you. >> i would have dropped as many f-bombs as you did. [ laughter ] i'm not afraid of snakes, but for something else, you're a man after my own heart, it was one f-bomb after another. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: drew barrymore,

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>> jimmy: music from rufus wainwright is on the way. our next guest is a very talented comedian, actor, author, and italian-american whom you can watch get seasick, slapped by his mother, and filleting fish very badly on his new show, "well done with sebastian maniscalco." season one is on discovery plus now. please welcome sebastian maniscalco. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? it's good to see you. >> good to see you. >> jimmy: i don't know why i see you, i start laughing immediately. and i mean that as a compliment, i really do. you're back out on the road now, right? >> happy to be back out. i was in the house for, what, 412 days.

and i was making breakfast for my family. and i got so bored, i would set the table the night before, right? [ laughter ] i got two kids, 4 and 2 years old. so i'd put out the high chair, the bib. and by the way, the bib -- and you got kids. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> when we would grow up, we didn't have a bib. i think my mother threw a napkin down my shirt and if it stuck, it stuck. but the bib now is like -- there's like a trough. [ laughter ] that catches food, right? >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> so half of the meal is in the trough. and -- you know, i don't waste food, so i just eat the thing right out of there. that's how i eat my breakfast. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got lucky kids. >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you living in l.a. permanently now? is this your home? >> yeah, i lived here 22 years. >> jimmy: oh, you've lived here

that long? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. and we just bought a home before the pandemic. so nothing like making a big purchase and then going unemployed. [ laughter ] but i bought gwen stefani's house. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i'm not bragging, all right? the star line tour, i'm on the tour, right? >> jimmy: right. >> my nanny took the tour. and they're using stefani still when they mention the house, right? [ laughter ] so in my head i'm like, they probably tried my name and the whole van went, "who?" [ laughter ] and they just went back and said, just use gwen. >> jimmy: stefani's easier to pronounce. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is really -- this is something i think particularly special. you've cowritten a movie loosely based on your life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and your dad in the

movie is your dad in real life, being played by robert de niro. >> yes. >> jimmy: based on your real dad. >> yes. >> jimmy: how does dad feel about robert de niro playing him in the movie? >> dad went down to oklahoma to spend two days with de niro. de niro wanted to get the essence of my father. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. [ laughter ] so my dad -- my dad's a hairstylist, he don't know anything about hollywood. he goes down there, de niro is like, how do you wear your hat? how do you wear your chain? what do you do? my dad is talking to de niro, giving him sicilian sayings to say in the movie. and de niro is pressing him, asking him questions. bring me notes. my dad's like, notes? i thought i was going to hang out with him for 15, 20 minutes, this guy's got me working six hours a night. [ laughter ] yeah, it's surreal to see my father and de niro chatting it up over the script.

real bond of any kind?rmed a - >> yeah, i mean, they hung out two days and then my dad's like, all right, i'll see you. de niro is like, no, we're going to zoom. my dad's like, zam? [ laughter ] i've got to get a salary. so, no, it's gone -- >> jimmy: does your dad feel he's in show business now? >> my dad is calling me now going, listen, my client has a son, could you get him in the movie? [ laughter ] he's calling me with casting options. and i said, just do your perms and we'll take care of the cast. you know? >> jimmy: is he still doing perms? is that still going on? >> this guy is 75 years old. and his biceps detach from his shoulders. he can't see. and he's still cutting hair. it's over, you're 75! put the shears down!

[ laughter ] he's going to die behind the chair, you know? he's not going to retire. >> jimmy: he likes it, why not? he probably gets to talk to different people all the time, it's nice. >> yeah, no. >> jimmy: takes some pressure off you, probably. >> yes, he loves it. >> you have this television show. i've been watching you on the show. your experience would be the same i had. in the first episode of the show, you go out in a boat, there's a great chef named michael timma rusty, he's here in los angeles. he catches fish, he cooks them. and you, well -- you tell the story. you go out in the boat, what happens? >> the stevy show, i wanted to do things or learn things i don't know how to do. i've got a young son, he's 2. i want to be able to bait the hook and whatnot. i said, let's go on the boat. i know i get seasick. i get nauseous on a swing set. [ laughter ] we go on this boat, five minutes into this thing, i'm on the floor and i'm doing the whole

show from the ship floor. >> jimmy: you are literally -- >> laid out. >> jimmy: laid out on the boat for the entirety of the boat ride? >> yeah. >> jimmy: guys are fishing, sticking the fish in front of your face. >> yeah, reeling them in. i'm on the floor going, what did we catch? [ laughter ] i'm in the bathroom. i'm telling you, when you get seasick, there's really no cure for it. they say, jump in the ocean. my luck, i jump in the ocean, i get attacked by a shark. so i just stayed on the boat for the two hours. and gutted it out. but yeah, it's fun. you know, just like you, i'm a big food guy. and for me to do the show, kind of spawned out of the pandemic. it's really fun. it's something different than standup. >> jimmy: i saw you trying to gut a fish. do you feel you've learned any skills you will take into your real life? >> to fillet a fish, that is practice. i severed the head on the show. >> jimmy: yes, you cgut a fish like a mafioso. [ laughter ] >> it was a complete beheading.

it's difficult to get a knife in there and fillet it. i need practice on a lot of the things that we did. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but it was fun to do. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. the show's a lot of fun. "well done with sebastian maniscalo." season 1 on discovery plus now, season 2 starts soon? >> november. it's been great. we're having a ball with it. >> jimmy: it's great to see you, give my best to gwen. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] sebastian maniscalo, everybody. be back with rufus wainwright! >> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is broad by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. you know when you're at ross, ooh! and the fall finds are everything? and those brands at those prices are everywhere?

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♪ well it's coming onto 13 years together babe i pray that it's the luck a lucky, lucky number ♪ ♪ and although i know i've brought you joy and happiness, babe ♪ ♪ i've also been a fecund resource for anger ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all a part of the game yeah, it's all a part of the symphony ♪ ♪ and i pray that your face is the last i see

on a peaceful afternoon ♪ ♪ and now that our machine is running at full steam i pray that nothing shucks a wrench into the matter ♪ ♪ but between sex and death and tryin' to keep the kitchen clean ♪ ♪ remember wild roses bloom best in ruins forever after ♪ ♪ 'cause it's all a part of the game yeah, it's all a part of the symphony ♪ ♪ and i pray that your face is the last i see on a peaceful afternoon

leaving the living room ♪ ♪ ♪ na na na la la la na na na na na na ♪ ♪ na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ la la la na na na na na na na na na ♪ ♪ cause it's ala rtf the e mpny♪

♪ and i pray that your face is the last i see on a peaceful afternoon ♪ ♪ and just in case you go before me rest assured that of this i can guarantee ♪ ♪ that my face, that my face is the last you'll see on a peaceful afternoon ♪ ♪ leaving the living living room ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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