everybody. i am larry beil. jimmy kimmel live is next with curtis >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- curtis "50 cent" jackson -- brett goldstein -- and music from james blake. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. hola. all right. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching and thanks for joining us here on planet earth, where incredible things are happening above us right now. did you see the spacex launch last night? last night spacex launched their first private space flight from cape canaveral.

four passengers took off in a rocket that will take them on a three-day journey. by the way, that to me is a ball of flame, i don't know why you'd want to be in that. [ laughter ] but a lot of people do, i guess. this is the first orbital mission in the history of space flight staffed entirely by non-professionals. no one on board is an astronaut, none of them have any training. [ laughter ] one of them is a geologist. so if there's an emergency they'll at least know what kind of rock they're going to crash into. [ laughter ] imagine that? going on a rocket, no one on board is qualified to fly? it's like if spirit airlines went to space. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] these are the four winners of the golden ticket. they include a billionaire, a cancer survivor, a geologist, and a raffle winner. all they're missing is the professor and mary ann. [ laughter ] by the way, if you're not real astronauts, i feel like you shouldn't get to pose like the crew from abol low 13. [ laughter ]

these are essentially people who have four very expensive bus tickets. and they are only the first. spacex says they want to make space travel just like air travel. i think maybe they're overestimating how much we like air travel. you know? [ laughter ] you have to love humans. we just launched four civilians into orbit on a recreational spaceflight. we're still more interested in uncovering the mystery of nicki minaj's cousin's friend's balls. at least i am. [ cheers and applause ] the major story continues to be the drama of the friend of the cousin of nicki minaj whose balls allegedly blew up bigly. [ laughter ] he lives in trinidad. a side effect of getting the covid vaccine. he has not been found. and believe me, we've been looking for him. yesterday, nicki claimed she was invited to the white house to discuss this and so they could

answer any questions she might have about the vaccine. the white house disputes that. they say they offered nicki a phone call with one of their doctors, not a visit. and that denial did not go over well. nicki insisted that her manager and publicist were on a call during which the white house invited her to come chat with dr. fauci. in person. the white house says no. i have to say, it's a shame that isn't happening. dr. fauci talking to nicki minaj about her cousin's friend's inflated gonads could have been one of the great pay-per-view events of all time. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now, sadly, it is not to be. what happened, i don't -- there's obviously a miscommunication. nicki, i want to say, i'm sorry you had a frustrating experience with the biden administration, but i think the best thing to do right now, for everyone involved, is for you and your cousin, your cousin's friend and his balls, to come into my studio -- [ laughter ] to show them to the world. [ laughter ] no one is better equipped to handle this delicate situation than me, and guillermo. right? >> guillermo: right, jimmy, yes. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: the extra fun twist is that fox news is really digging its fangs into this one. they have a new thing to pretend to be upset about. tucker carlson has made this a nightly topic on his show. and fox news host lawrence jones led a spirited discussion about it too. >> if you're black and a democrat tells you to shove mar wills up your ass, you simpl have to. congressman, i don't think you're going to shove the marbles up your ass. [ laughter ] >> no, i'm not going to do that at all. >> jimmy: oh, come on. [ laughter ] just try one, see how it feels. let's look at that exchange again and watch the guy on the right. watch his reaction. >> i don't think you're going to shove the marbles up your ass. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that looks like the face of a man with marbles up his ass. it has been interesting to see trumpworld go from there's nothing to worry about, it will all wash away, to where we are now. so each week, we take a look back at what was in the news one year ago, and we've done it

again, its time for -- "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid history, it's mid-september 2020 and the president's brain is busy. >> football's boring as hell. they gave him a big, fat shot in the ass. spent $2 million on [ bleep ]. i love the hispanics. >> speaking of his panics, covid is making a comeback. but he sees the cup half full. >> the blue states have tremendous dead rates. if you take the blue states out, we're at a level that i don't think anybody in the world would be at. >> good-bye to the blues. time for some good news. >> three vaccines are already in the final stage. >> what's stopping them? >> joe biden's anti-vaccine theories are putting a lot of lives at risk. and discredit the vaccine. ry - >> can it be true? let's go to the tape. >> let me be clear. i don't trust vaccines, i don't trust scientists, but i do trust

donald trump. >> clear as day. what else does this sinister anti-vaxxer have planned? >> democrats and joe biden make clear they intend to challenge this election, to fight the legitimacy of the election. >> the nine vaccines and challenging the results of the election? these dastardly democrats must be stopped! oh, well. at least things can't get any worse. >> ruth bader ginsburg has died. >> and this just in -- there is no god. this has been "this week in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: right. the educational part of the show. over on newsmax, which is a channel that exists primarily to take phone calls from donald trump -- they're like his switchboard. they are very angry about their side being silenced on twitter and facebook and whatever else. on the topic of this virus. they are very anti-censorship unless someone dares to level even the slightest bit of criticism at donald trump's role

in the crisis that is afghanistan. >> veterans, you know, being one, right? our friends are over there. >> right. >> we followed this closely through multiple administrations. we know that this administration's efforts here were fairly weak, that they were trying to limit the number of people that would get out -- >> joe -- >> so there is coordination across -- >> joe, i'm going to cut you, i'm low on time, joe. cut him off now! cut him off now! you're not going to blame this on president trump on my show! it's not happening! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is our one viewer and we are not gonna lose him! [ laughter and applause ] he knows his audience. if they wanted journalism, they'd learn to read. meanwhile, president biden had an uncomfortable moment yesterday. during a video call at the white house, grampotus appeared to forget the name of the australian prime minister. >> thank you, boris. and -- i want to thank -- that fellow down under. [ laughter ] thank you very much, appreciate

it, mr. prime minister. >> jimmy: yeah. you know what? we should consider ourselves lucky he didn't call him kangaroo jack. [ laughter ] biden gets away with stuff like this all the time. if you spend your life calling people pal and sport. needless to say, the right-wing had fun with this, pointing it as proof that biden is senile, he's lost it. one thing we know about donald trump is he never, ever screwed up anyone's name. >> if i ever said those words that jay-z said or beehive yoncie said the other night -- >> we don't make mistakes. go ahead, ken. [ buzzer ] >> we appreciate it, tim apple. [ buzzer ] >> i look forward to solving it. >> thank you, steve. [ buzzer ] >> mike bolton is in russia. [ buzzer ] >> you heard the prime minister, you heard -- bet jao yesterday.

[ buzzer ] >> john thune, mike pounds -- [ buzzer ] >> i had dinner with jim perry. [ buzzer ] >> can it ever be like rick gates' fault? [ buzzer ] >> it's always trump's fault, rick. >> jimmy: he knows the best names, he really does. [ cheers and applause ] trump hasn't officially announced whether he's going to run in 2024, but if he does he could have competition from his former vice president. mike pence is reportedly prepping for a presidential run. team pence is hoping to raise $18 million to get the ball rolling. i may contribute just to see those two debate. [ laughter ] can you imagine? oh, i can. and i love it. i have a bit of a conflict going myself. i learned today that logan paul, you know who that is? i think he's -- he's one of two sigh he's twins. they separated them. lau [ laughter ] now they are on youtube, they

punch each other. i made a joke about him that he did not like at all. >> i'm going to start with jimmy kimmel. i get it. upset with jimmy kimmel for real. you know who that is? the talk show host? james k. >> j.k.? >> j.k. as we call him, good one. >> do you know him? >> yeah, i went on his show. he invited me on his late-night show. i opened up to him. i talked about me missing my testicle. it was some serious conversation. yeah. no, bro, he went on his show recently and he made a joke. he said me and donald trump are the worst people on earth. you [ bleep ]. jimmy kimmel? honestly, jimmy, [ bleep ] you, bro. [ bleep ] that. >> jimmy: oh, come on now. had i known you fondly called me "j.k.," i never would have said any of that stuff, i'm story, l.p. [ cheers and applause ] i hope we can be bros again, dude. and i'm sorry about your testicle. i forgot about that. [ laughter ] you know what?

to make up for it, i'm gonna give you one of my testicles. [ cheers and applause ] or wait a minute -- i just thought of something -- maybe i'll introduce you to nicki minaj's cousin's friend. [ laughter ] this guy, he's got more testicle than he knows what to do with. everyone is mad now. all the time. a lot of the times they're mad at me. anger is the new default emotion in the united states. we are very eager to pounce. at all times. in fact, we conducted an experiment today. we went out on the street and asked people to weigh in on a bunch of celebrity misdeeds we made up. none of these things actually happened, but that didn't stop folks from being upset about them in a new segment on the show, the first-ever edition of "cancel nation." >> we're talking about cancel culture. should oprah be canceled for what she said about the troops? >> yes. even by mistake you say something about people fighting for us, even as a mistake, she has to apologize.

>> where were you when she said >> i was -- i think i was working. >> what did it say? >> everybody saying, oprah say this, oprah say that. twitter, blah, blah, blah. >> what was your reaction when you saw the video of wayne brady chopping down the windmill? >> just, what is happening, this is bizarre. >> where were you? >> i read a tweet, i saw the tweet, maybe early morning, i can't remember, i was excited, i texted my friends did you guys see this happened?p>> can you d anyone who didn't see it? which is no one. >> it seemed crazy, like what is happening here? >> was it right for george clooney to lose the role of santa claus for the harmful things he said about italian food? >> yeah, i think george clooney deserves to be canceled for that. >> do you think he should apologize? >> yeah, he should own up to his wrongs. >> when did you first hear about it? >> honestly, i didn't know about it about it. i heard it on twitter a bit. i didn't look into it. i don't keep up with him as much. >> what tweets did you see? >> just people talking about canceling him.

just like him not apologizing for his wrongs. >> spaghettigate? >> yes, yes. >> did you see the video of aspray punching the dolphin? >> yes. >> do you think she should be canceled? >> yes. >> why? >> it's disrespectful to harm harmless animals. >> the dolphin was antagonizing her. >> she could have got away, she was on dry land, the animal was in water. >> the music, you've got to admit, it was funny. >> yes, it was kind of funny. i have to remember what the cause of the video was for. >> what was it? >> her hit thing the -- alison ray hitting the dolphin. >> do you think addison rae is canceled for good? >> i think temporarily canceled, but i do eventually think they'll forget about it. >> forget about what? >> her punching the dolphin. >> twitter is mad at timothee chalamet, should he be canceled? >> that's questionable. because there's the -- different

cultures, you eat different things. you've got people eating turtle, you have dog meat in some places. down in south america you've got people eating guinea pigs. so -- >> it was illegal where he ate it. >> oh. well, yeah. then if he knew about it, then yeah. i think he should, should have to pay the consequences. >> for the people who are living under a rock and didn't see the video, can you describe the video of timothee chalamet eating the kangaroo meat? >> oh, gosh. it's been awhile. i only saw it once. so yeah i can't -- >> the slurping sounds he was making? >> it's just gross. i just -- i just -- i think i kind of turned it off after the slurping. because i don't care to hear people eat that's something you don't need to see on a video. and we don't need to hear that. we just -- need to -- kind of get his reaction on how it tastes if it tasted okay or

whatnot. >> he did it in a petting zoo, which made it worse. >> yes in a petting zoo, that's really bad. especially for kids. >> the little kid from "young sheldon," going to jail for tax evasion. do you think he deserves to be canceled? >> no. everybody makes mistakes. he know what he did, you know what i'm saying? when i saw that, i was shocked, i wouldn't expect young sheldon to do that. but hey. it's a lot of stuff that be going on in the world, you know what i'm saying? i really was shocked. i looked a little bit into it, you know what i'm saying, to see what actually did he do? so yeah. >> where did you look? >> google. everybody talking about it, everything, you know what i'm saying? >> you research things before you jump on it? >> yeah, i'm not going to -- like i said, if young sheldon did the crime, he do the time. you know, i'm not here to judge anyone, you know what i'm saying? but i did be nosey about it. >> you wouldn't say something without doing the research? >> exactly. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: excellent points were made, all right. we've got a fun show tonight. from "ted lasso," brett goldstein is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from james blake. and we'll be back with curtis "50 cent" jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ (vo) command adjustables products can be repositioned up to 3 times so you can get it just right. command. do. no harm.

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he was in the beats, guillermo. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: we'll have music from lumineers, st. vincent, my morning jacket, and the doobie brothers. with tom johnston and michael mcdonald. i am very excited for that. [ cheers and applause ] as is our next guest. he's a rapper, actor, entrepreneur, newly minted boxing announcer and tv producer, too. his new show, called "b.m.f.," premieres september 26th on starz. please welcome curtis "50 cent" jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, man. >> jimmy: very good to see you, you look very handsome, snazzy. >> good to see you too. i bass was backstage thinking -- i realized how rich you are. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how rich i am? >> the first week i was on your show. >> jimmy: that's right.

>> 19 seasons. >> jimmy: 19 seasons, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] well, you know what my motto is. is to get rich or die trying. [ laughter ] >> that was what i ws here for. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> the first show. the music -- yeah. you should feed me sometime. >> jimmy: i would love to meet you, what do you eat, what do you like? >> steak is fine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can handle a steak. i really know how to yil a steak, yeah. >> invite me over, feed me. they gave me like $5 to do this. [ laughter ] you're rich, man. >> jimmy: yeah well listen, you know what, i would be glad to grill you a steak. and whatever, even a potato i'll throw in there too. >> i get a whole potato? >> jimmy: you eat potatoes or no carbs? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that's good. >> that's what other guys are eating there. >> jimmy: okay, all right. last time you were here when is you got your hollywood star on the hollywood walk of fame. [ cheers and applause ] did you go see it? >> yes, i did. i go by the little area to see it. >> jimmy: do people ever see you

going by to see it? >> no, i just -- in the truck, i'm in the back where the tent is at. [ laughter ] i'm looking, jim, i'm looking. but mine is right by a burger joint. the burger, the "w" is over there, i just go and look. go -- >> wherever they find a spot. >> jimmy: wherever they put it. you were in florida last weekend doing this fight. evander holyfield, who -- how old is evander now? >> 58. >> jimmy: 58. evander versus belfour. i think their combined age was well over 100 years old. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: you did color commentary? >> yeah, it was fun. the fight was pretty quick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the fight was quick. you've been on a fight that you're working, that you're doing the broadcast -- >> i started to. >> jimmy: you started to. >> like i called a friend of mine, like yeah, tell them to bet $10,000. then it hurt.

sean porter was like, yeah, i was talking to evander, he was like, you know, told him i was surviving. i said, surviving? [ laughter ] i got on my phone, get my money off of that! [ laughter ] the digital thing where you can bet. >> jimmy: did you switch the bet? >> yeah, i took the money back. >> jimmy: oh, you canceled the bet? >> no, i'm not betting at all. >> jimmy: wow, that's smart. you know, donald trump was doing the fight on an alternate channel. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did you hear any of his work? >> no, they had a separate feed going. >> jimmy: i see, i see. how did that -- do you have any idea how much donald trump got paid? who got paid more for that? >> he got paid more, like $1.5 million. >> jimmy: they told you? >> yeah, they gave me good money too. [ laughter ] you know, old people pay me, jimmy. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: how old is your son, sire? >> he's 9,000. >> jimmy: 9 years old. he lives here, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: is it weird having a son named sire? "go to your room, sire." [ laughter ] >> i named him -- that's how you greet the king, sire. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, yeah, hopefully it's a king. a king-type situation. otherwise, it could be embarrassing. on 50 cent's son's birthday, which i know was just, what, last week or something, right? >> yeah, last week, yeah. >> jimmy: what do you do, rent a bounce house? is it a regular thing or what? >> i took him to -- i was tied up on the day. i took him to the sugar factory. >> jimmy: that is a strip club? [ laughter ] >> something like that, almost like that, for kids. but it's, you know -- got all of the candy, all of the colors. >> jimmy: a candy store, okay, all right. >> they got food -- >> jimmy: even that's confusing, the candy store thing. [ laughter ] >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm taking you to the

candy store, son. awesome! no, it's just twizzlers. so it was go? did he ask for anything in particular? did he want something -- >> they did a little different. the kids, they didn't grow up like we grew up. they want v-bucks. >> jimmy: that's exactly what my daughter -- she's 7. >> the video games, playing. >> jimmy: she wants row-bucks for roadblocks. my mother got herr row-bucks, like $100, and she spent it on nothing, on air. [ laughter ] there's imaginary things that she bought, and they're gone. >> it's the skins for the "fortnite" thing. >> jimmy: "fortnite" he likes, yeah. >> i can't keep up with them. they can play these games -- look, i was good when video games had a joystick and one button. [ laughter ] this thing now, eight buttons at the same time? >> jimmy: shooting each other. you were really shooting -- >> yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: -- other people at that stage, right? [ laughter and applause ] >> we was playing a little different. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: there was no v-bucks. yeah, well -- so he had a good birthday, then? >> yeah, he had a good time. he whoops me so bad on these games. i pick up stuff. >> jimmy: does he? >> yeah, i take him outside after a while -- no, we're going to race, pole to pole. [ laughter ] i give you a head start, go! i run full speed, as fast as i can. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: sometimes you have to, remind him who's in charge. >> i gave you a serious head start, how did you let me whoop you like that? hope i ain't ruining his self-esteem or nothing like that. >> jimmy: mega producer curtis "50 cent" jackson is with us. we'll be right back to talk about his new show "b.m.f."

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with curtis "50 cent" jackson. - we were talking during the break. i remember when you came on the show to promote "power" on starz. starz -- >> they didn't know what it was. >> jimmy: i felt bad for you, like oh, this poor guy's on starz. [ laughter ] now you've become a mogul in television. you have how many shows?

>> 21. >> jimmy: 21 shows. [ cheers and applause ] he made that up, he doesn't have 21 shows. [ laughter ] >> it really is. >> jimmy: it's nice that people believe it. that shows you things are going well. "b.m.f.," what is that? >> black mafia family. >> jimmy: black mafia family. i thought it was bad mother -- >> i'm promoting diversity. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] the italians? >> yes, you see, there's a word that we use to -- that represents intelligence when we're talking criminal activity. it's "organized." right? when i say organized crime, you only think of italian-americans. you don't think of russians, triads, any other ethnicity. that's the way old hollywood represented. >> jimmy: right. >> now it's -- we're promoting diversity. bringing things in from different cultures. >> jimmy: you're showing there can be murderers and thugs from -- >> every culture. >> jimmy: from various walks of

life. [ laughter ] as an italian-american, i appreciate you spreading it around. eminem has a role in this, how did that happen? >> i persuaded him to come. >> jimmy: you did? what did you say? he does almost nothing. >> i actually directed the episode that he's in. >> jimmy: wow. >> i called him up, put pressure on him, jim. >> jimmy: he did "8 mile," huge hit, he was great in it. he was like, that's it, i'm done. >> i think he had a terrible experience on "8 mile." >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah, something -- because he just didn't want to go back again. like ever again. because it was like -- there was periods that hollywood would offer me things to give him. >> jimmy: really? >> his agent would go, yeah, this is good, have 50 take it. >> jimmy: really? >> to him. so it was like projects they offered $8 million, he'll look at it -- did you really? yeah, i read it, i read it require think we should do warriors.

>> jimmy: oh. >> like the old movie warriors. something like that warriors. >> jimmy: he's right, you should do something like that. [ laughter ] >> did you just miss the $8 million? [ laughter ] i'm looking like, it doesn't move him at all. he's like, let's go over to court records. >> jimmy: snoop dogg is on the show? >> snoop came in. [ cheers and applause ] he did his thing. >> jimmy: were you there when he was on the set? >> yeah, i actually directed. >> jimmy: you directed that one too? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. how did that go? how is it directing snoop? >> it was great. you can't get him to stop smoking weed, jim. [ laughter ] i was in the trailer, like yo, can you chill, chill? he was like, get out of here, man. [ laughter ] he's going, no, it's legal, 50, it's legal. [ laughter ] why you telling me to stop it? it's legal. his lines and everything, he was ready, jim. he was really conflicted with me asking him not to smoke. >> jimmy: i'm sure he was puzzled by that.

>> he was like, why you want to mess up my day? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i heard that you got -- i know it's supposed to be a surprise. i heard you got nicki minaj's cousin's friend's testicles to be on the show. [ laughter ] >> listen, you didn't look at the details of that situation. >> jimmy: i didn't? >> no, jimmy. the details said he was about to get married. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. >> i did -- the testicles could be from the bachelor party. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: that would be -- >> nobody said that. why nobody thought about the bachelor party? >> jimmy: 100%. bachelor party you had a really good bachelor party and then stuff starts swelling? [ laughter ] it was pfizer! it was definitely -- definitely was pfizer! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy:"b.m.f." premieres september 26th on starz. thank you. we'll be back with brett goldstein.

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>> jimmy: music from james blake is on the way. our next guest has grunted and growled his way to his first emmy nomination, playing the gifted footballer-turned-coach roy kent on the 20-time emmy nominated "ted lasso." >> are my eyebrows crazy? i've got to do a photo shoot

with kalie tonight and the photo shoot coordinator told me my eyebrows are crazy. >> [ bleep ]. are my eyebrows crazy? >> they want to do it at home with the footballer boyfriend shot. bet they won't even use it. told me i got to wear all black so that kalie pops. >> you're always wearing black. >> this isn't black, this is dark charcoal. >> i love hearing fellows debate fashion, who's winning? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: watch new episodes of "ted lasso" fridays on appletv plus. please say hello to brett goldstein! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, welcome. boy, i was surprised to learn that you are a writer on the show as well. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were a writer before you were a cast member. >> i was a writer and we were five episodes into writing it and i started to think, i think

i'm roy. no one around this table writing thinks i'm roy. [ laughter ] because i'm soft spoken, and i love the muppets. [ laughter ] no one is thinking this. i don't want to make anyone uncomfortable. when we finished the writer's room i filmed five scenes as roy and emailed it to them and i said, "thanks for having me. i this is awkward or this is [ bleep ], pretend you never got this email." [ laughter ] "i promise i will never ask you about it. but if you like it, i think roy kent is in me." deliberate before responding? >> i flew back to london, we wrote it, i flew back to london. when i landed there was an email saying, we can't be bothered to keep looking, that will do. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that was it, wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: now are all the other writers making tapes, trying to get on? >> yeah, every writer. this new character, he should have red hair, you've got red hair, yeah, yeah.

>> jimmy: any point where you thought, i'm not going to do this, it's too uncomfortable? >> it was like a call-in. like a priest has a calling. this was like a calling but for no good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they made it right choice, it would seem. [ cheers and applause ] you're nominated for this weekend for best supporting actor. your first emmy nomination, yeah? >> first emmy nomination. i have to say -- it's difficult. >> jimmy: you didn't nearly swear, you did. [ laughter ] >> is that right? >> jimmy: it's all right, we'll put a bleep in that spot. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love being emmy nominee brett goldstein.pnow whatever h name. any story that happens is more interesting. "emmy nominee brett goldstein arrested." "emmy nominee brett goldstein found dead in his pool." [ laughter ]

stop it. "emmy nominee brett goldstein found dead." >> jimmy: is your family excited by all this? >> well, so my dad is like a football hooligan. >> jimmy: a hooligan? >> yeah, he's obsessed, obsessed with football. we grew up -- like he planned our births around match days. if we'd been born on the day of a match, he wasn't there, you know what i mean? if i dated someone from a rival team, he'd be like, you're marrying out. [ laughter ] it was a very strict household. >> jimmy: what's his club? >> tottenham hotspur. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i think he was quite disappointed that i went into comedy and writing. >> jimmy: he wanted you to be a footballer? >> he wanted me to be a footballer. now, many years later, he's finally proud of me. [ applause ] this christmas is the first time i'm going home, and it's been years, and he's finally welcomed me back.

>> jimmy: is it a big deal in his town where he lives? >> he -- he tells people everywhere he goes. i went for a coffee with him recently. "we'll have a latte, and he's roy kent." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you mentioned the cursing before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: roy curses a lot. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that a thing that you do as well? >> i do. it's always been a dream of mine to get paid to do it. [ laughter ] it's something i got good at, you know what i mean? you've got to use your talents. [ laughter ] also, it's another dream to be able to swear in front of kids legally, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in front of kids? >> in front of kids. >> jimmy: this is something funny about -- it makes it extra funny. >> i'm not telling you how to live your life, but it's funny swearing in front of kids. [ laughter ] it's just better. >> jimmy: yeah, the only thing funnier than swearing in front of kids is kids swearing in front of adults. >> i'm trying to train the

younger cast. >> jimmy: you have to, really. pass it on to the next generation. >> you're right. >> jimmy: there's a -- i'm sure you're aware of this. i was aware of this. there's this weird rumor that roy kent is a cgi character created -- >> yes. >> jimmy: -- for -- it was on reddit and twitter. someone said, roy kent is cgi, the roy kent character looks and acts like he was dropped from "grand theft auto." [ laughter ] i'll be honest, it was the cgi theory that made me start watching "ted lasso" so it's not all bad. how do you intend to disprove this? >> when i found out i was cgi -- [ laughter ] it's quite disconcerting. i've seen a lot of sci-fi films. i started to be, maybe i am! [ laughter ] they didn't plant memories to make me think i wasn't? then i was thinking about, i have ex-girlfriends that called me the tin man. which i assumed was emotionally. but they may have meant an actual robot. i'm like, what?

[ laughter ] it's very difficult. it's difficult to disprove. >> jimmy: i've come up with a plan, a way to disprove it. >> please. >> jimmy: it's really simple, actually. i've never seen a cgi character drink a glass of chocolate milk. >> right. >> jimmy: this is real chocolate milk, this is not cgi, although i guess we'd have to prove that too. it's nice and cold. i'd think it would be impossible -- i know they're advanced but i don't think they've come up with technology that can make you drink chocolate milk. >> cgi charactered aren't lactose intolerant, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would think not, it would be a nonsensical attribute to add to a character, but yeah. >> so by doing this, this proves -- >> jimmy: i think it's over once you drink it. let me make sure it's going in your mouth. >> glug glug glug glug glug! [ laughter ] ♪

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