>> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth macfarlane, brendan hunt, >> announcer: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- seth macfarlane, brendan hunt, and music from the lumineers. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in the aftermath of the emmys last night. before we go any further, and i want to congratulate my co-workers last night, our show won the emmy for outstanding achievement in variety comedy

talk comedy variety. [ applause ] what's that? oh, we didn't? i made that category up? well, thank you guys for believing in us any ways. that is an emmy in and of itself. you know, last year, i hosted the emmys, and this year, i watched them at home, from my kids' bouncy castle. it's funny, people keep kind of giving me their condolences because i didn't host the emmys this year. like, they're sad for me, i have to explain that the emmys rotate. this year they're on cbs. next year nbc, then fox. and the only time i would host is when the show is on abc, because i'm on abc. but they never seem convinced. it's like okay, you're doing good. i had a little gathering of our

producers at my house last night to watch the show. did you have fun, guillermo? he didn't have fun because -- >> i didn't watch the emmys. >> jimmy: you didn't watch the emmies? yes, i know. you didn't come to my house either. you rsvp'd that you are coming. and then we see him at the chargers-cowboys game. >> i'm sorry, jimmy. i'm sorry so erin, jan, and molly. but it was worth it. >> jimmy: good. we'll see about that. no one says he's going to come and doesn't show up to more parties, dinners, you name it than guillermo. your cowboys won though? >> yeah. that's right. >> jimmy: well, we didn't. we lost. >> next year. >> jimmy: we're sending you to guam next year. what a show. they opened with rita wilson rapping, and somehow it got even whiter from there.

last year, the canadians came in and won it all. this year, it was the english. it was a britzkrieg. more than half the emmys went to non-dare i even say un-americans! even ted lasso had to move to london to win an emmy this year. gillian anderson, who is not from england, she's born in chicago, but she grew up there and lives there now. she won best actress in a drama for her portrayal of prime minister margaret thatcher in "the crown." which created an opportunity for one of the great, dopey american interview questions of all-time to happen backstage. >> just to kind of continue with the whole margaret thatcher thing. the first question, have you talked to her about this role at all? >> well, i -- i have not spoken to margaret. umm -- >> jimmy: the reason she hasn't is because margaret thatcher died in 2013. but it would have made a great episode of "the x files" if she

had spoken to her somehow. the other big winners this weekend, were the passengers aboard the first ever all-civilian spacex flight. after three days in space, they made it safely back to earth. during their weekend outside the atmosphere, the crew passed the time talking, watching movies, they watched the movie "spaceballs" for real. and one guy brought a ukulele along to play music. which, went over about as well as you might guess it would. look at this. yeah, she's like, okay, i'm in frigging ukulele.who plays the - back home on earth, the government has begun to issue guidelines on vaccine booster shots. the third shot. an fda panel recommends covid booster shots only for those who are most at risk. older americans, the immunocompromised, and anyone who lives in florida. at the other end of the abacus, pfizer today, announced their

vaccine is safe for kids ages 5 to 11. according to a pfizer board member, a vaccine for children could be available by the end of october. well, i know what i'll be handing out for halloween. a fun-sized pfizer. many americans are still resisting the vaccine in favor of the paste they use to deworm horses. so much so, horse owners are having trouble finding it, and even when they do, the increased demand has jacked up the price. one feed store in las vegas had to post this sign: "ivermectin will only be sold to horse owners. must show pic of you and your horse." preferably on tinder. can you imagine, you won't go to walgreens to get a free vaccine, but you will spend four hours photoshopping your body onto a clydesdale to get ivermectin? i think they should make people ride their horse to the store. and of course, you know who's loving all this the most? the worms. the horse worms. they're like, party! let's get all up in this!

it's only a matter of time until the horses fight back and start taking our lunesta. for those who can't get their hands on the horsey sauce, the anti-vax crowd has been turning to monoclonal antibody treatment. this is an iv hookup that helps to reduce the symptoms of covid. it's pretty incredible that the people who don't trust vaccines, do trust being pumped full of lab-created antibodies. this is like skydiving and instead of using your parachute, you're like, "eh, i'll just crash near a hospital." there are a lot of great thinkers out there lately. this is from a school board meeting in austin, texas, where one mom spoke very passionately, about a sexually explicit book her middle school children found in the library. >> all right. not going to lie. i had to google corn hole because i have the game in the back of my yard. but according to wikipedia, corn hole is a sexual slang for anus. the term came into use in the 1910s in the united states as

verb form to corn hole, which came into usage in the 1930s. it means to have anal sex. i do not want my children to learn about anal sex in middle school. i've never had anal sex, i don't want to have anal sex. i don't want my kids having anal sex. i want you to start focusing on education and not public health. >> jimmy: mom, can we go home now? maybe drop us off at grandma's. speaking of grandma, tonight, season 975 of "dancing with the stars" got going. for those of you who aren't interested in monday night football, we are back, with two hours of cha cha with the guy from "kobra kai." i'll tell you something, we could not possibly be more excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> how are you doing. oh, my goodness. it's zachary levi and kurt

warner, everybody. what a surprise this is. i had no idea you guys were lurking backstage. >> i heard you talking about football. >> we want to talk about the movie we made together. >> jimmy: you made a movie together? >> yeah. i play kurt, which is the incredible story of his life. tell him. >> from being an undrafted player to winning the nfl championship. [ applause ] >> i appreciate your excitement. >> when he didn't get drafted, he took a job stocking shelves and worked his butt off and got a spot on the arena football team and then got drafted by the st. louis rams. [ applause ] >> jimmy: fantastic story. that was like -- that never happened before, right? >> it had never happened before. then we went on and won the

super bowl. >> he went from being a third string quarterback to a starting quarterback. green went down -- there's all kinds of stuff. you won the super bowl. you ultimately won the super bowl and he won the nfl mvp and he's a hall of famer. i mean, this is -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: is that how it happened, kurt? >> yeah, something like that. we brought a trailer. >> and it comes out this christmas! you should go see it. >> jimmy: if you don't know the story of kurt warner, it is an incredible story, as you so elegantly explained. we're going show you the trailer. tonight, we have a great show. "ted lasso" brendan hunt is here. seth macfarlane is here. we have music from the lumineers. but first, a look at the trailer from "american underdog." >> my team is worth $800

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from "ted lasso," emmy winner brendan hunt is here with us tonight. then later, they are on tour right now, their album "brightside" comes out january 14th, music from the lumineers. [ applause ] this week, we have new shows with billy bob thornton, julianne moore, simone biles, ringo starr. we will have music from st. vincent, my morning jacket, and the doobie brothers, with tom johnston and michael mcdonald. we're takin' it to the streets. finally. will you be here for that, for the doobi brothers?

>> of course. >> jimmy: if there's a doobi involved, he shows up. >> of course, yes. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is the creator and multi-voiced mouth you know from one of the most popular shows in the history of tv. on sunday night, season 20 of "family guy" premieres on fox. please say hello to seth macfarlane. [ applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. i'm good. >> jimmy: i hope it's okay i shook your hand. now i need to start asking people before the show if it's okay i shake their hand. >> it's fine. you've been doing this how long now? >> jimmy: long enough to be totally infected. >> that's great. >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> i'm good, i'm good. i'm hanging in there. >> jimmy: when is the last time

you did an in-person interview? >> about 2 1/2 years ago. you were the first. >> jimmy: oh, boy. [ applause ] how do you feel, you feel okay? >> yeah, i feel fine. we both work for disney. they're more or less on board and on the ball with the protocols. >> jimmy: they're way on top of the protocol. they are very, very on top of the protocol. i actually got a covid test as i was showering on friday, and i'm not kidding. >> was hr there just to keep an eye on things? >> jimmy: there was a nurse there, yeah. i am swabbing myself now. it's another thing i do. >> those tests that you get. >> jimmy: we have a person that does it, a swabber, as they call them. >> does this person live you, like a live-in swabber? >> jimmy: it seems like it. i could use a swabber.

how are you handling it? on a skill of 1 to 10 -- >> i'm sad because you didn't host the emmys. i hope everything is going all right. i hope the ratings are holding up. you'll always be the star on this network. >> jimmy: you hosted the oscars, so you know what's like. it's like, no matter what, people look at you like you've done something wrong the next year. like, well, they switch it around. >> what are you going to do, man? >> jimmy: i've explained it so many times, and i feel stupid each time i explain it. hopefully this is the end of it. >> yeah, yeah, i think it's -- >> jimmy: do you have people -- are people allowed to come to your house? >> yes. i have like -- when we did the show, we had a rigorous testing regimen in place. and i learned a whole lot from the medical professionals we had to consult with on the show.

and i've employed as much of that knowledge as i can at home. so i test people before they come to my house. >> jimmy: how do you test them before they come to the house? >> well, there are a lot of testing companies out there. you know, you go, you do a drive through and say if you want to go over for drinks, until delta has passed, get tested and come on over. >> jimmy: what a great way to whittle down your friends. >> it's worked well. there's about three left. >> jimmy: but you know they're very clean. i was reading, you know, my materials today. and it just seems so crazy that it's been -- this is the 20th season of "family guy." [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's like tom brady, you think it could go on indefinitely, right? >> yeah, sure. good plan. >> jimmy: do you remember the

night the show premiered, like where you were? >> i do, yeah. this was -- the economy was different back then. fox flew all of its talent to the super bowl on a private plane, which will never happen again. yeah, i was at the super bowl. is when i saw it, we were on the bus back to the hotel, and i watched it on one of those little soapy watchmans. >> jimmy: barely worked. >> yeah, barely worked. and it was enough. it was like a moment that i remember. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was on a bus with all the stars of your favorite fox shows. 1999. >> jimmy: who do you remember? >> oh, it was -- it was mad tv, right? it was buffy, "90210," it was -- >> jimmy: and you're like, here i am. with buffy and company. >> i'm right here with all these folks. >> jimmy: i mean, that's got to be an exciting thing. and now you're passing.

of course, you're jaded, you don't care about any of that stuff now. >> you know, every once in a while there's a celebrity that -- like i got to meet john williams a couple of years ago. it was the first time since my jaded days in hollywood that i was like all right, i've got to tuck in my shirt, wearing a belt. my hands were shaking. i was so nervous. >> jimmy: it makes sense and i can see that. especially knowing how much you love music and these big bands and this stuff. but if you gave me a million guesses, i never would have gotten john williams. >> yeah. i was like, i'm in the presence of greatness. i can't say -- >> jimmy: did he know you and what you do? >> i think maybe somebody had briefed him. >> jimmy: okay. somebody gave him a heads up before hand? >> i have no idea. not exactly our demographic.

>> jimmy: i'm sure you're uncomfortable doing it, but they love it. you can't ever do it enough. >> it feels so great to be out of the house. >> jimmy: you were talking about the fox network back then. and back then you had a wonderful relationship with them. >> sure. >> jimmy: now you've been very critical of your own employer because the fox network, parent company of fox news, and you're not -- i guess you're not a tucker guy? >> no, you know, that's where we did this "family guy" psa about vaccination. i looked around and i saw everyone else at fox corp. doing their part to get good science out there. and be responsible with their platforms. looking down the barrel of that kind of peer pressure, i said we've got to do something too. >> jimmy: one of my favorite

things about fox news how critical they are of biden's mandate that make sure employers make sure employees are vaccinated when they at fox news have the same mandate. >> yeah. look, the show would be an hour if i were to go on. >> jimmy: the show is an hour, so that's fine. [ applause ] >> you've got like counting crows coming up, right? >> jimmy: lumineers. you're in the wrong month. they were on that plane with you back there. >> that's what i'm thinking. >> jimmy: when we come back, we'll see what you've done. you've finally done something good, seth macfarlane. you've finally done something for society. we'll take a look at that. seth macfarlane is with us, everyone. look at that. seth macfarlane is with us. we'll be right back. ♪ before, i didn't have an app that showed me when she was taking the car.

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what peter might ask is, what if the vaccine makes him sick? >> the common side effects are generally mild and last a few days. do you know what can have serious long-term side effects? covid. >> he says everyone else will get it, why does he? >> what he should understand is getting the shot not only protects him, but only the people around him. but even more importantly, if the virus is allowed to spread through an unvaccinated population, it could mutate into a variant that the vaccines might not protect against. then we're right back where we started. galga singing "imagine."

>> jimmy: that is a special psa. >> i learned how to pronounce her name by watching your show. >> jimmy: there's a "t" in it. >> thank you, thank you. you contributed to that. >> jimmy: don't tell gal i contributed. i'm glad you did that. do you go to fox and tell them you want to do this and they're for it? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: interesting. >> it's very civil of them. i don't quite know -- it's two halves of the same person. it's dr. jeckyl and mr. hyde. >> jimmy: i'm sure that is uncomfortable for probably both sides. they probably don't love being associated with the other. >> yeah, i think it is. you see on the news side they obviously are in, you know, their imaginary fairy land. and then the entertainment side, we have to exist through these

people, so let's make the best of it. >> jimmy: i heard you talking about psa cartoons and psas. this is something that is like -- i think it's from my childhood for sure they used to do this a lot. and they don't do it any more. >> what is it, jimmy? >> jimmy: well, i mean, they don't like have messages. like, paw patrol had a message about sharing. you know what i mean? >> our parent's generation tried very hard to educate us. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i feel like i'm older than you, so i'm part of that generation. i mean, first there was just like bugs bunny and the roadrunner trying to murder each other all the time. and then we made this weird shift like where every saturday morning there was a little message at the end. >> exactly. bill cosby was telling you to be safe. "hey, hey, hey." >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.

that's right. and even superheroes. and i understand this kind of inspired you. this particular -- >> the super friends psa. >> jimmy: every week they had one. >> did you watch the super friends in >> i absolutely watched it. and -- well, here we go. this is what we used to watch. >> you know, ronnen, quite often people choke. >> what do you do for them? >> you would stand behind me, wrap your arms around your waist, make a fist and put it against my abdomen and your thumb against my body. press in and upward. you might have to have press and push up more than once. it's important to get it right. someone's life may depend on it. >> i've never had anal sex, i

don't want anal sex. >> do you think that's -- is that batman's parents, why they got shot? >> jimmy: you are -- besides the psa, that comes out tomorrow? >> it does. on hulu and various social media. >> jimmy: besides that, you just recorded another album, duet. >> yes, yes. been very busy. >> jimmy: that album is called "songs from home," which probably because you were at home recording the songs. on top of that, you are doing -- and this is particularly interesting to me, because it's one of my favorite shows. you are doing a remake with norman leer of "good times." and animated version. >> yes. >> jimmy: when is that happening? >> you know, there's no release date. it's very early, and we're still

in the writing stage. >> jimmy: will you keep the theme song? >> this is one of these situation where is i'm like rubber stamping stuff. i'm like, all right, this person is talented. carl jones is talented, let's give him a show. so it was kind of the brain trust behind, this he and norman leer. >> jimmy: so they're make the decision to use the theme song. >> was it quincy jones? ♪ good times ♪ no, it wasn't. >> jimmy: that's sanford and son, another great theme song. >> who wrote "good times?" >> jimmy: i don't know the answer to that. if i get a vote, i say you keep the theme song. will there be cursing on it? >> yeah, the scripts i have seen are pretty laden with colorful metaphors. >> jimmy: i see. very good. this is something that i was wondering and thinking about you

as these people went into space. would you go into space? you had cosmos, a show you -- is that something that would interest you? >> i probably would not actually go into space without several drinks. yeah, i like -- you know, i'm a very -- contrary to -- i'm an anxiety ridden person. i've got to take a pill to go on long freeway drives. so i think being in space would be too enclosed. >> jimmy: do you think having a ukulele would make you more or less relaxed? >> it might turn me more sociopathic. it was a ukulele, right? i missed it. >> jimmy: it's a ukulele. it's like a corn dog. you know, even when it's good, it's still a corn dog. >> i'm going to have to google corn hole. >> jimmy: it's not has to, it's

wants to. it's great to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: glad you're out of the house. >> yeah. >> jimmy: "family guy" the psa comes out tomorrow morning. "family guy" the show returns sunday night to fox. seth macfarlane, everybody. [ applause ] with' -- we will be back with brendan hunt. ♪ ♪ ♪ got this gorgeous italian leather bag from marshalls. it was such a deal! ♪ stop! clearing breakouts doesn't have to be harsh on your sensitive skin.

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♪ ♪ >> jimmy: music from the lumineers is on the way. our next guest is the emmy winning co-creator, writer, and assistant coach on the show that won seven emmys this week. watch new episodes of "ted lasso" fridays on appletv plus. please welcome coach beard, brendan hunt. [ applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations on all the emmys. that's a lot of emmys to win. >> yeah, that was nuts. >> jimmy: were you guys worried at all, because everybody is saying you're going to win, you think you're going to win. you go in, if you don't win, it's horrible. if you do win, it's like yeah, that was what was supposed to happen. >> we got a couple early in the night. it was like okay, we're not getting swept.

>> jimmy: it set the tone. >> the most important one to me is for jason to win, because he's done such great work, we're friends from way back. once jason won, it was a good night for me no matter what. in fact, i cared more than jason did. >> jimmy: that's sweet. the big winner of the show was your outfit. you were dressed -- [ applause ] it looks like jason is trying to distance himself from you there. >> that's how our relationship works. >> jimmy: how would you describe this look? >> i wanted to wear something to honor the english origins of our show. so i went for mr. peanut, monopoly man, cocktail party, abe lincoln vibe.

>> jimmy: did you meet anybody at the parties or whatever that you were excited to meet that you had not met before? >> a bunch. and it was cool. people were coming up to me, me to tell me how they like the show. the awkward moment is last night, ran into barry jenkins. when i meet him in the hall, i'm 99% sure it's barry jenkins. people are watching us talk and i'm like, i'm not going to take this swing and be wrong if it's not barry. so small talk, small talk. at the end of it, you know, he said great, love the show. good luck tonight, brett. i love barry jenkins. >> jimmy: so you're equally guilty. so you did go to the party. this is -- maybe this is not a party, because you were wearing a different outfit, you changed. >> yeah, there were no major parties, but apple threw like a thing at the hotel we were

staying. so i was able to change clothes. last week's episode, we discovered coach beard's party pants. so i was able to bring the party pants to the party. >> jimmy: they're good looking pants. it was really like a third british invasion last night. it was something else. were you guys aware of that in the room at the time? >> vaguely, because they kept going to "the crown" in london. i'm like, why aren't we in london? but it's fun, because i love london. part of why this is such a great job for me is because i've been an agliphile before i knew it was a word. i grew up watching monty python. there was a summer where i flat-out pretended to be english for the summer. >> jimmy: what was the job? >> i was a tour guide in downtown chicago for this company that had english-style double decker tour buses. and at the time, i should be clear, i was like 16, going on 17. i weighed 90 pounds, 10 of which

were orthodonture. i was just generally unhappy with myself. i'm walking to this job enter vow and i'm like, i could be anyone. i could be english. so i go in there, the lady is getting off the phone and she's like, can i help you? and i'm like, may i have an application, please. [ speaking with english accent ] i had this alibi, i was born in america, moved to england, they got divorced, and then we moved back, which is why i don't have a green card. but no one asked me, except one guy, tom from shamberg, out of nowhere. so brendan, where in england are you from? my alibi went out the window. i just panicked. i'm like, manchester city. i did not know there was a famous soccer team by that name. i knew nothing about soccer.

he said manchester, sure. i'm like no, no, manchester city. it's a small housing development just outside manchester. it's quite new, only the last 25 years or so. it's not on most maps. [ laughter ] and no one questioned it. and so the moment of truth for it was my very, very last day, after two months on this job. my very last tour. and at this point, i'm just not having a good time, because these people, i don't know them, i'm only 17. i don't hang out with them after work. but essentially they're my friends and every word i'm saying to them is a lie technically. and i'm also starting to faint in an english accent, which is of course, skchizophrenschizoph. so i'm on my last tour. i get off the bus and hold out my hands for tips. and people come on after that.

and i see a beer bellied man, you know, in flip-flops and white hair and v-neck t-shirt barreling towards me. and just a moment, sir, i have to let the others off first. then i feel him staring daggers into my head. he just goes, where are you from? and now the whole alibi comes back. oh, well, i was born here, but my parents, we lived in england. and if my english sounds american, that's why. he's like, where in england are you from? i'm like, london, actually. where in london? and here's where my knowledge of london failed me. because i only knew one neighborhood in london, it was the same neighborhood where my high school was in chicago. so i figured they were similar places. so i go, hyde park. and he said, i didn't know anyone lived in hyde park, with

the rabbits. because in chicago, hyde park is a lovely neighborhood where the obamas met. in london, it's a freaking park. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and he was mad, huh? >> he was like, the game is afoot. he knew he would break me. i'm like, my whole body language just collapses. he says, now, where are you really from? i'm like, sir, i lose my accent, it was a joke, it got out of hand. it's my last day, please don't say anything. he's like, your secret is safe with me. he sits in the front seat. i'm watching him the whole time. doesn't laugh at all. i'm just broken. the tour ends. now i have to collect a tip from this man, but he's english. i know he's not going to tip me any ways. he comes down and puts 50 cents in my hand and he pulls me

uncomfortably close and gets right in my ear and says next time pick a real neighborhood, not hyde park, with the rabbits! >> jimmy: wouldn't it be great to run into that guy now? now that you're the toast of england. are you the toast of england? do they claim you as their own there now? >> they're warming up to it. yeah, yeah. it takes a while to get to those folks over there. they're very stubborn. >> jimmy: now they'll be cooling off based on that comment. congratulations. and also you have a baby at home, a new one, huh? >> yeah. we had to have him in london actually, because that's when we were shooting and pandemic and all that. >> jimmy: so he will really be able to get on a tour bus in chicago when he's a teenager. >> oh, yeah, jimmy, i never thought of it that way. >> jimmy: wow.

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>> jimmy: i want to thank seth macfarlane, brendan hunt, zach levi, kurt warner, and the lumineers. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, billy bob thornton and fred savage will join us, with music from st. vincent. they said you wouldn't make it to the end of the show, but you proved them wrong yet again. thanks. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, goodnight. . [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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