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julianne moore on jimmy kimmel. global warming is a pile of crap. >> the problem with climate change is there's never been a day in the history of the world in which the climate has not changed. >> the climate on mars is changing, and mars doesn't have any suvs on it. >> it's in the interests of the left to have destructive hurricanes. because then they can blame it on climate change. >> the ice caps were going to melt, they were going to be gone by now, but now they're setting records. >> a hearing on capitol hill on global warming was canceled because of snow in washington, d.c. you can't make this stuff up. >> it's a snowball. and just from outside here. so it's very, very cold out. >> the president was wearing a trench coat, it was so cold, and he's talking about global warming. >> it's not global warming. it's god's judgment coming to this country.
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>> environmentalism has become a radical movement, something we call the green dragon. >> scientists from the pits of hell, how dare you take from yaweh the sovereign right over the weather! >> opened up a birthday present that i didn't like, and the person that gave me the gift was there. and i just crushed that person. and you think, that's kind of how we're treating god when he's giving us these gifts of abundance and inexpensive fuel sources, god's buried these treasures there because he loves to see us find them. >> we were put on earth as creatures of god to have dominion over the earth for our benefit, not the earth's benefit. >> one hurricane is the equivalent of 10,000 nuclear weapons. so every year we've got like 2 million nuclear weapons going off. and the planet still seems to be in pretty good shape. so what is it we think we're going to do to damage the planet? >> we have more carbon dioxide in the atmosphere which is greening the planet. >> that's good. >> yes it is. >> if you believe that mankind is causing climate change,
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you're deceived. by satan. >> this is the real solution to climate change. babies. [ laughter ] >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" -- climate night! tonight -- julianne moore -- climate scientist dr. katharine hayhoe -- and music from my morning jacket. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. hi, everyone. hi, there. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming. thanks for watching. thanks for joining us on a special night. we have a special show for you tonight. tonight we're teaming up with all the other late-night shows to talk about climate change and the coming apocalypse that will follow if we continue to do nothing about it. [ laughter ] it's going to be fun, it's going to be a really fun night. [ laughter ] and don't even think about switching to another show
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because we're all focused on this topic tonight. you can't escape. this is basically an intervention. our future is in jeopardy. you know that show "jeopardy!" that's all screwed up? this is even worse than that. [ laughter ] the latest report from the ipcc, which is the world's leading authority on climate change, just came out, and here's a quick summary of what they found. >> experts are calling the world's climate change threat a code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> a code red for humanity. >> code red for humanity. >> jimmy: yeah, code red is not good. not even for a flavor of mountain dew is code red not good. and as we saw this summer, this is not a "maybe sometime in the future" problem anymore. this is happening now. it was 100 degrees in the valley today. it seems like we get hit with fallout from a climate crisis every day here in california. wildfires, floods, landslides -- which, all amazing things to hear stevie nicks sing about, [ laughter ] but not something you want to experience in life.
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and if death and destruction, famine, pestilence, and water shortages on a global scale isn't scary enough, think about this -- scientists say climate change could severely impact the world's supply of beer. >> guilermo: no! >> jimmy: si! [ laughter ] that's right. you like coffee? half of the world's coffee beans could be wiped out. so enjoy your morning cup of steam. you like chocolate? same thing. imagine a world where you get a carrot cake for your birthday, it's a nightmare. [ laughter ] climate change could even lead to massive shortages of rose. i don't actually know if that's true, i just wanted to see if white women were listening. [ laughter ] if you are a person living on this planet, your future is in peril. that's a scientific fact. it's like how in your early 20s you could drink all weekend, eat a pizza in the middle of the night, three hours of sleep, show up to work on monday morning whistling? in your 50s, you wake up on the toilet, dead. [ laughter ] this is like that. yes, there are other issues that are important.
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the pandemic, systemic racism, income inequality, immigration, gun violence -- but here's the thing. if we don't address climate change, none of those issues will matter at all. the car is going over a cliff. and we're fiddling with the radio. we're way past "climate denial" now. for some of it, it's already too late. the ipp -- icpp -- i can't even say their name, that's how serious this is. [ laughter ] the ipcc says that only "transformational" action right now will help us avert the worst of it. but that will be tough, because for some baffling reason, climate change has become a partisan issue. even though some prominent republicans like the late john mccain warned us about it many years ago. >> the fact is that the overwhelming body of scientific opinion in america and the world believes that human activity is causing climate change in the world. and that is an irrefutable fact. >> jimmy: that clip is from 2003, and we're still arguing about this.
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whether it's factual or not. some groups are coming around. some evangelical groups are taking it seriously. some corporations are taking it seriously. but not seriously enough. we're still acting like this is something we won't have to worry about for 20 years. if we wait 20 years, we're screwed. you think life is hard now. wait until we don't have enough water. i don't know, how could anyone be opposed to trying to fix this? even if you run an oil company, you and your children and their children are going to have to live on the world. there's no planet b. and yet some people, many of whom you saw ranting and raving at the beginning of the show, deny a problem even exists. but at least they have an excuse. some of them -- most of them are crazy. [ laughter ] it's the smart ones who are evil and reckless. you know that story about the boy who cried wolf? tese are the boys who cried "no wolf!" nothing to worry about! no wolf at all! [ laughter ] your soft pink bellies have nothing to fear. and maybe the craziest group of all are the jackholes who admit that climate change is our own fault, but say we can't afford to stop it. like rick scott, the senator
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from florida, a state that is basically america's illegal fireworks stand. [ laughter ] rick scott is worried that fighting climate change will destroy jobs. which, even if that was true, which it isn't, you know what else will destroy jobs? armageddon. [ laughter ] our jobs are going to be hunting for canned food like viggo mortensen in "the road" if we don't fix this. and by the way, why is anyone listening to these guys? you gay marriage was going to d- destroy the fabric of society. and that obamacare would kill your grandmother. with the december panels. and that covid would wash away. they're 0 for everything. [ laughter ] you'd think these politicians who call themselves "conservatives" might want to conserve. even on the off-chance that al gore and every reputable climate scientist is right about global warming, bringing fires and floods and all this horrible stuff, isn't that chance worth being safe and investing in things like renewable energy? [ chers and applause ] wouldn't that be the "conservative" thing to do?
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because if it isn't, if you don't believe -- well, that probably won't happen -- you shouldn't be wearing a seat belt either, because odds are you aren't going to get hit by a bus action driving to work. it's weird. the more likely you are to believe god flooded the earth, the less likely you are to believe the ice caps are melting. maybe that wasn't a story. maybe it was a warning. we are a bunch of golden retrievers sitting in a hot parking lot and our owners refuse to roll down the windows. and it's not just republicans. the biden administration is still pushing offshore drilling and lobbying opec and russia to produce more fossil fuel. joe biden is on track to approve more oil and gas permits than any year of the trump administration. the democrats in congress left fossil fuel subsidies in their big climate bill. some of these companies, the stuff they are doing. here's one example. conocophillips. conocophillips is one of the world's biggest energy companies. they have a contract to drill oil on the tundra in northern alaska. unfortunately, because of climate change, the tundra is melting.
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so their plan, and this is not a joke, is to build enormous "chillers" to re-freeze the ha traltt so they can drill more. and because we aren't paying attention, they're not even ashamed. quite the contrary, in fact. they seem positively proud of themselves. >> at conoco phillips, we drill oil in the most inhospitable places on earth. from a baking desert to the frozen tundra. and when burning that oil causes the tundra to become unfrozen, we don't give up. we refreeze that tundra using giant chillers. and when burning the oil to power the chillers causes catastrophic hurricanes and flooding? we don't back down. we build a humongous, impenetrable dome over our drills and move inside with all or money. [ laughter ] food runs low, but we don't quit. we turn to cannibalism, feasting on human flesh to keep on drilling until the earth's destroyed and everyone's dead.
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but do we quit then? yes. then i guess we quit. [ laughter ] conoco phillips. maybe we didn't think this through. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: well, we do appreciate your honesty. this is a huge, planet-wide emergency. if we don't act now and act big, there will hardly be a planet left for jeff bezos to flee from in his liquid hydrogen-fueled dildo rocket. [ laughter ] no matter what the big corporations and energy companies tell you, we're not going to vegan or prius our way out of this ourselves. we need action. we need to make this our number one priority. our leaders aren't going to get serious about saving the planet unless we do. but don't take it from me. take it from scientists. take it from real climate scientists. five years ago, we invited these scientists on our show to warn us about climate change. now they're back with a new message, and i hope you'll listen carefully, because our lives literally depend on it.
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>> hello again, we're climate scientists. >> real climate scientists, not actors. >> five years ago, we came on jimmy's show. >> we told you climate change is real. >> that it's undeniably caused by human activity. >> that it's going to be catastrophic. >> and that we weren't [ bleep ] with you. >> totally not [ bleep ] with you. >> i thought we made that clear. >> but now it's five years later. >> the globe is hotter. >> hurricanes are stronger. >> droughts are worsening. >> coral reefs are dying. >> wildfires are raging. >> floods are even -- floodier. >> so we're back with a new message. >> and we really hate to say this, but -- -- >> we told you so! >> we told you so! >> we [ bleep ] told you so! >> we told you we'd be [ bleep ] by climate change. >> now we are, just like we said. [ bleep ]. >> good and hard. >> [ bleep ] right up the greenhouse gas. >> it's almost like we knew what we were talking about. >> scientists for the win!
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>> guess we weren't [ bleep ] with you after all. >> the planet is exactly as [ bleep ] as we told you it would be. >> you mother [ bleep ]s. >> as you can see, five years ago, we were here at medium [ bleep ]. now we're closer to here, mostly [ bleep ]ed. and we only have a few years left to take drastic action before we wind up here. totally and irreparably [ bleep ]ed. >> but we're still not completely [ bleep ]ed. >> there's still time to un[ bleep ] some stuff -- >> if we, companies, government, all of us act right now. >> we can save tens of millions, hundreds of millions of lives. >> we can call it the great un[ bleep ]ing. >> please, we're begging you. >> for [ bleep ]'s sake. >> we're not [ bleep ]ing with you. >> not [ bleep ]ing with you. >> we're seriously not [ bleep ]ing with you. >> i wouldn't [ bleep ] with you. >> kimmel? he would [ bleep ] with you. [ laughter ] >> let's work together to un[ bleep ] the world!
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>> paid for by scientists who still aren't [ bleep ]ing with you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i think we're going to need a bigger [ bleep ] jar. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, scientists. right now there's only one plan on the table that has any chance of doing part what was needs to be done, the "build back better plan." over four years, putting around $2 trillion into switching to a clean energy infrastructure and mitigating the harm we've already done. this could be our last chance. joe manchin needs to support it, kyrsten sinema needs to support it, reserves like mitt romney, lynne cheney, suzanne collins. i know mitt has about a thousand grandkids, if you care about your grandkids, hold your nose if you have to and vote for this thing. if you want to talk to the scientists, i can hook you up. the rest of us, our responsibility is to do everything we can to let these politicians know we want the bill passed. here's the number to call. tell the people who represent
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you that you care about this. it does make a difference when you call. tell them if they don't do something about this catastrophe coming our way, when the food supply gets low, they're the ones we're going to eat first, okay? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] we're going to take a break. julianne moore is with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] music from my morning jacket. when we come back, i'll speak to an expert about how to communicate with others who might not be concerned about climate change, dr. catherine hayho joins us right after this, so we'll be right back. ♪ smooth like butter, like a criminal undercover ♪ ♪ gon' pop like trouble ♪ ♪ breaking into your heart like that ♪ ♪ do the boogie, like ♪ ♪ side step, right-left, to my beat ♪ ♪ high like the moon, rock with me, baby ♪
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>> jimmy: fun, right? all right. tonight, her new movie in the theaters "dear evan hansen" opens in theaters friday. julianne moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] then later, you can see them on tour starting tomorrow in santa barbara. this is their new self-titled album. "music from my morning jacket." [ cheers and applause ] and starting saturday, my morning jacket will join billie eilish, bts, elton john, lizzo, metallica, and many more for "global citizen live," a 24-hour event supporting the battle against climate change. you can watch that on abc, hulu, fx, and youtube too. it's on everywhere, pretty much. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by ringo starr, who was in the beatles, did you know that? [ cheers ] and the doobie brothers with tom johnston and michael mcdonald. as will simone biles. please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ] okay, now we are going to talk to someone who can help us figure out how to talk to others.
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she's a real climate scientist. she's got a new book. this is the book. it's called "saving us: a climate scientist's case for hope and healing in a divided world." please welcome dr. katharine hayhoe. [ cheers and applause ] hello, doctor, how are you? >> great to be here, jimmy. >> jimmy: very good to have you. i've asked you here tonight, i think you captured the essence of what we have to do. because this really is a choice that we will make as a race, as a human race. and unfortunately, we need everybody to be on board, to get on the right path, correct? >> absolutely. and that's why the book's called "saving us." the planet will still be here, the question is, will we? >> jimmy: now you have an unusual story. you live in texas, you're in oil country. your husband is a christian pastor. you are a climate scientist living there. are you accepted, are you shunned by the community? >> i get my share of hate mail.
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no more than once or twice a day. >> jimmy: okay, are you there because you are a fish out of water in that area? is that part of why you're there? how did you wind up there? >> it turns out that this is the best place to be a climate scientist. who knew? >> jimmy: huh. >> we went here because the university wanted my husband, and i was the tag-along. but i'm living in oil country where people question the science, but where they're more vulnerable to impacts than almost anywhere else. >> jimmy: right. how did this become a republican versus democrat thing in the first place? >> well, it didn't used to be. back in the 1990s, you asked republicans and democrats about it, you'd get the same answer. so what happened? what happened is people realized, oh-oh, if we fix it, that means no more coal. no more oil. and no more natural gas. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> it turns out that only 90 companies produced two-thirds of all the heat-trapping gases that are causing climate change since the dawn of the industrial era.
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you could fit their ceos in three buses. >> jimmy: let's put them in buss and send them somewhere. [ cheers and applause ] 90 companies. wow. that is crazy. now some people seem to believe that climate change -- belief in climate change runs contrary to a belief in god. how do you tackle that one? >> i say they haven't read the bible. >> jimmy: oh. >> because if you do, genesis 1:1, god gave humans responsibility over every living thing on this planet. end of the bible, revelation, god will destroy those who destroy the earth. >> jimmy: you don't have to read the whole bible, you read the first and last page? [ laughter ] [ applause ] that couldn't be easier. this is interesting. you put americans into six groups as far as this issue is concerned. explain what those groups are. >> well, we often think of two groups. us and them.
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and we sometimes call those two groups names, like believers or deniers. but we really fall into six groups. and at the very end, we've got the dismissves. the 7% who say it's a hoax. the ones you hear about online all the time. your uncle who won't leave it alone. but they're only 7%. 93% of us, we can talk to. people who are doubtful, people who are disengaged -- they've been living under a rock the last 20 years. don't know where that rock is, would like to know myself sometimes. then we've got cautious. then concerned and alarmed. more than half of us are concerned or alarmed. >> jimmy: so the people we need to focus or the cautious? or the ones who aren't adamantly opposed to believing in this science, and the ones who are just kind of like, i don't want to be bothered with it, or, i think you liberals are being hysterical, yes? >> yeah, and say, well, do you
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call an army general hysterical? no. and he says we've got to get on clean energy. >> jimmy: uh-huh? and who are the experts casting doubt on this? whose job is it to just put disinformation out there? who are these people that are literally killing themselves? >> well, they are. and it begins with the fossil fuel companies. some of the richest companies in the world have invested in disinformation organizations. they've invested in fake experts. they've invested in politicians. they've invested in people to basically deceive us and tell us that 200 years of science somehow isn't true. >> jimmy: let's get to the gist of the book. let's say you want to convince somebody who is not in that 7%, but rather in the bottom half of the percentage. what i'm going to do is i'll be like the uncle at thanksgiving. [ laughter ]
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who doesn't believe in any of this stuff, who thinks it's a bunch of liberal garbage, and says the climate is the climate, the earth has been going through these cycles for thousands of years, and it's nothing we can do about it. what do you say to that person? >> well, first of all, you've got to address what he said. i would simply say, that's not true according to natural cycles. we should be getting cooler right now, instead, we're getting warmer. but don't take a breath. immediately pivot to something that he might care about. uncle, what was your name? >> jimmy: uncle ernie. [ laughter ] >> uncle ernie. uncle ernie, did you know that china is beating the pants off the united states when it comes to clean energy? are you okay with that? because i'm not. >> jimmy: well, the hell i am, no, no, i'm not okay with that at all, we got to beat the chinese at everything, even checkers! >> exactly. you know where we have the most wind and the most solar energy potential? right up the middle of the
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country where you live, uncle ernie. >> jimmy: you're saying we got the most wind of anybody? >> that's right. >> jimmy: well, that's good news. >> it is. and you know what? we have the biggest army base in the u.s. in texas, and it gets almost half of its power from clean energy, and it is saving us tens of millions of taxpayer dollars. i love that, don't you, uncle ernie? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i do love that, i do love that. what are we going to do about the mexicans? [ laughter ] >> give them jobs putting up wind turbines and solar panels. >> jimmy: uncle ernie is very, very difficult, i better take off the hat. [ laughter ] what's something that we can do, doctor, like tomorrow? what we can do personally to make a difference and to help set us on the right track? >> there is one thing that everybody can do, and we're not
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doing it. >> jimmy: what that is? >> talk about it. only 14% of us are actually talking about it. and if you don't talk, why would you care? if you don't care, why would you ever do anything about it? so have a conversation. say, you wouldn't believe it, i was listening to jimmy last night, he said this. he had these client scientists who said we're f'd, but we're not quite f'd, we've got time, we can fix this thing, we can't let china beat us either. >> jimmy: even though our breath creates carbon dioxide, we should talk about it, and it wouldn't hurt to read the book, "saving us: a climate scientist's case for hope and healing in a divided world." dr. katherine heyhoe. when you hear that "naughty by nature" song, hey, ho, hey, ho, do you go, that's me? >> yes. >> jimmy: all right, very good. thank you, dr. hayhoe. [ cheers and applause ] be back with julianne moore!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from my morning jacket is coming up. in honor of climate night, our first guest walked all the way here from new york to be with us tonight. [ laughter ] she's an oscar and emmy-winning actor with a new movie version of the award-winning musical "dear evan hansen." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome julianne moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how are you? great to meet you. >> so nice to meet you, thank you so much for having me on your show. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. >> thank you for sending me those underpants for my oscar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- i know that sounds weird when you say it like that. >> yeah, yeah. it was nice, it was nice. >> jimmy: when you won an oscar, i sent you a tiny pair of underpants. >> really funny, i liked them. >> jimmy: is he wearing them? >> no, i threw them away. [ laughter ] sorry. hey, hey. >> jimmy: you threw them right away? or you thought about it first? >> i thought about it, then i was like, i don't need these. >> jimmy: are you one of those people who throw things away immediately? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i've got things in my office i got in high school, i don't throw anything away. >> i love to throw stuff away. >> jimmy: you do? >> why do we have this? throw it away! >> jimmy: does it drive everybody in your house crazy?
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>> yes, it does. my husband can't leave out a cup could have, you're done with that! >> jimmy: really? >> he's like, we've talked about this i'm not done drinking it. >> jimmy: ever accidentally thrown one of the kids away? >> no, no. >> jimmy: >> jimmy: that's where it goes too far. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you're from new york. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we were talking tonight about climate change, you had that big hurricane there. >> storm, it was crazy, it was nuts. it looked like it wasn't going to hit us -- >> jimmy: very sudden? >> it was very sudden. we were all sitting there, everybody got an alert on their phone. as we left, it came -- it's like this deluge. so we ran home. and, you know, it was -- there were cracks everywhere, put out bowls and towels and this, it was going on and on. i was very calm the entire time. then the dog peed on the rug. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and that -- >> that was the end of my equanimity. >> jimmy: i see, oh. well, you know what, i'm glad you mentioned your phone. this is something -- i don't know how this subject came un. >> here -- okay, okay.
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>> jimmy: tell me what we're going to see here. >> did you know that you can name your phone? >> jimmy: yes. >> i didn't know. i saw other people naming their phone. but i never knew that you actively could name your phone. it just seemed like your phone's name came up places. >> jimmy: right. like you'd do an air drop. >> yeah. so you do an air drop, they'll be like, jimmy's iphone 7. >> jimmy: mine says "james' iphone." >> so you know that's your phone. i don't know how this happened. people started air dropping me things. it would come up on a bluetooth thing. my phone came up, my phone is named julie's up up up up up! i'm okay, i'm okay! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is what your phone's nape is? julie's up up up -- >> i'm okay, i'm okay. i'm okay, i'm okay. >> jimmy: how did this happen? >> i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you have a voice thing on when you were -- >> i think i was --
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>> jimmy: settings or something? >> i think i must have been holding my phone -- >> jimmy: could it have been the hurricane? could it be climate change? >> up up up up up, okay, okay! i think i was in the middle. >> jimmy: are you going to change it. >> no, it's good. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is good. when you get the next iphone, the 13, are you going to duplicate that? >> i'm going to try, the proble. i have to learn how to do it. >> jimmy: it's not that hard. >> maybe there will be something else that will happen that will be interesting. >> jimmy: you've been in so many great movies. a lot of great movies. [ cheers and applause ] i'm sure you've been asked about all of them. i'm wondering if you have ever been asked about this. >> okay. >> there's a word for it, the paranormal, one of the biggest issues of our age. time life books brings you the mysteries of the unknown. >> i never thought i would believe in it until it happened to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what happened to you? >> i -- well. i'll tell you. you cult out the most interesting part of the commercial. >> jimmy: what was it? >> which is that i woke up, my character says, i woke up in the
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middle of the night, i felt something cold on my shoulder. it was the ceiling. and i was looking down at my own body. >> jimmy: ah. they told you to say that? >> that was my line. then i got the tagline which was "i never would have believed it." >> jimmy: i remember seeing those commercials relentlessly. >> yeah, it was the time life books on the paranormal or something like that. >> jimmy: do you remember how much you got paid for that? >> not enough. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did they give you the books? >> i didn't get the books. i was happy to have the job. those were the days where you didn't get paid that much for commercials. but you were happy to get paid at all. >> jimmy: did people recognize you from that commercial ever? share their paranormal experiences with you? [ laughter ] >> that would be so -- no, i don't think so. they were also on only at night, right? >> jimmy: late at night. >> late-night television. >> jimmy: thinking about paranormal experiences. >> when you're feeling scared, you want to get scared a little more. >> jimmy: i liked that it was one of the biggest issues of our
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time. it's not one of the biggest issues of our time, that's for sure. >> no, no, but at that moment. >> jimmy: yeah. >> at no moment, ghosts seemed very important. >> jimmy: ghosts were one of the top thing. >> levitation. you might levitate, the way i did in the commercial, i hit the ceiling that could happen. >> jimmy: levitate, hit a ceiling fan, break your nose, you never know. >> then become a ghost. >> jimmy: this is another thing i want to ask you about. i saw this going through sports stuff. you like to go to knicks games. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the headline here. julianne moore hit with spit crossfire in knicks playoff game. [ laughter ] you seem to be signing something. you do have a look on your face like you just got spit -- >> or maybe up up up up up, i'm okay! [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: that might be where your phone got named that moment. >> yeah. this is what was interesting. we went to the knick game, sat
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down. we were -- you know, lucky, we were in the front. there were tools behind me, these douches. >> jimmy: oh, okay. [ laughter ] >> who were saying all this -- you know, they were just like -- being rude. >> jimmy: hashtrassing players? >> harassing players, being rude. i did my turnaround stare. >> jimmy: oh! >> "sorry, sorry, sorry." but i didn't notice -- there we are -- >> jimmy: here you are. >> do you see the douches? >> jimmy: those are the guys? >> yeah. >> jimmy: they're the ones, wearing their masks around their necks -- >> yes, i mean, really. and so my husband said the next day there was something that happened at katnik game, i don't know if you're aware, those guys, those tools, spit on trae young. but it looked like -- >> jimmy: if you look at you. >> it looked like i got hit, right? yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: looks like you got spit on your head. >> i did not -- >> jimmy: you didn't? >> i didn't. >> jimmy: this is 50 cent? >> yes, that's my friend. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is he? >> yeah, i know him. >> jimmy: is 50 your friend?
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: he'll kill all those guys. [ laughter ] >> he's not my friend, i just know him because i met him at the airport once and he asked for a picture, then he put it on his instagram, which was very impressive to my children. [ laughter ] they were like -- >> jimmy: oh, really? >> they were like, "how do you know 50 cent?" i'm like, well. >> jimmy: and you go to knicks games together. >> yeah. what a way to make the paper, right? >> jimmy: what a way to make the paper. >> but those douches are banned for life. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: let's get one more look at those -- there you are, you douches, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: julianne moore is here. "dear evan hansen" is her movie. we'll have a look at that when we come back. be right back. ♪ dramatic music ♪ [sigh] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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these people. >> they're not these people. >> they don't know you. >> they like me. i know that's hard for you to believe, that they don't think -- that there's something wrong with me, that i need to be fixed, like you do. >> when have i ever said this? >> i have to go to therapy, i have to take drugs -- >> there's nothing wrong with needing help, honey. >> i know that i'm a burden, i'm the worst thing that happened to you, and i ruined your life. >> no, you are the best thing. you're the best thing that's ever happened to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is julianne moore in "dear evan hansen" the movie. very popular musical. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you see the
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musical? >> i did, and i loved it so much. i was completely blown away by ben. i'd never seen anything like that on stage before. he was so original and so alive and so beautiful. so i loved the show. my kids love the show, we play the soundtrack in the car. and i've never believed i'd end up in the movie, it's crazy. >> jimmy: didn't imagine there would be a movie, but then there is a movie, it's a musical, you sing in it. have you ever done that in a movie before? >> no, not in a movie. the last time i sang was in high school in "the music man." seriously. a long time. >> jimmy: that was it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: were you nervous about that? >> so scared, so scared. >> jimmy: did you practice? >> oh, constantly, yeah. that's all i did for months was sing that song over and over and over again. and my family, my husband and my daughter, would just be like, "you're really brave." [ laughter ] it's horrible. >> jimmy: you had not -- you'd never had a song in a movie before. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did the director
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know -- did he just trust that you could sing? >> no, i auditioned. i had to audition. >> jimmy: you auditioned for this? >> i didn't have i didn't have to audition for the acting, but they're like, we don't know you as a sing, would you mind singing? unfortunately h, not at all! i worked on it, i came in and sang. one of the composers, justin paul, was playing the piano while i sang this close to him. it was really scary. it was really scary. >> jimmy: it was? >> fun too, because it's wonderful to do something that's completely new to you. >> jimmy: do you get scared in those situations? >> yes, oh my god, yeah. i thought i would swallow my own tongue. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? that's shocking. i would not think you would be intimidated at this point. i would think everyone else would be intimidated by you. >> no, i got scared coming on -- backstage, the stage manager's like, "it's going to be okay." >> jimmy: well, look at him, he's a maniac. [ laughter ] don't worry, there's nothing to fear, any trouble, guillermo will squelch it.
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>> guillermo: i'll take care of it. >> jimmy: this is in theaters, that's a big thing, you want your movie in theaters. >> yeah. >> jimmy: especially a musical people are familiar with. do you imagine people bursting into song? >> i don't know. it will be interesting to see if people sing along. they know the songs really well. but you know -- i don't know. i hope they enjoy it, i think it's great. >> jimmy: i wonder how that would go over. i wonder if i'm in that theater -- i guess i wouldn't know until i was in that situation. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if i would find that annoying or i would find it fun to sing along with the movie. >> right. if it's like "rocky horror," right? >> jimmy: yeah, right. but that, everybody's seen a million times. >> right. >> jimmy: this time you're there for the first time watching move they. i'm going to go with annoying. [ laughter ] >> i would go with it, yeah. i think it's as annoying as those guys as the knicks game. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they're banned from the movie too. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: julianne moore, "dear evan hansen" opens in theaters friday. go sing long. we'll be back with my morning jacket.
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>> jimmy: i want to thank julianne moore, she was very nice, huh, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, very nice. >> jimmy: i'd like to thank dr. katherine hey hoe, and my morning jacket. apologies to matt damon, and apologies to mother earth too. we'll try to do better. tomorrow night, ringo starr, simone biles, and the doobie brothers will join us. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching, goodnight.
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