started. thanks for watching. right now on jimmy kimmel, ringo starr. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- ringo starr -- simone biles -- and music from the doobie brothers. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. i'm glad you're in a good mood, because i tell you what, you picked a fun one to be at. we have a legendary lineup for you tonight. a ringo starr-studded show. [ cheers and applause ] one of the beatles, ringo starr, is here. to save us. and we have american royalty in

the building tonight, too. olympic gold medalist simone biles. [ cheers and applause ] and the doobie brothers with tom johnston and michael mcdonald. [ cheers and applause ] i'll tell you something. personally, cleto and i have been looking forward to this since we were 12 years old. [ laughter ] since we wore socks pulled all the way up to our knees. we get two songs from the doobies tonight. what a night. what a magical time of year this is. the smell of pumpkin spice is everywhere. literally everywhere. [ laughter ] i read this today. a team of research scientists looked into why this pumpkin spice is so popular. turns out, it's not because of the taste. it's because of the smell. they say the smell of pumpkin spice conjures up fond and familiar memories. of thanksgiving, holidays. that's interesting. they should put it in the vaccine. [ laughter ] right? i mean -- [ cheers and applause ] why not? pfizer should start offering shots of pfumpkin spice. [ laughter ] this is interesting too. did you know pumpkin spice contains zero pumpkin?

the typical pumpkin spice mixture is made of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, allspice -- sporty spice -- baby spice -- and scary spice. [ laughter ] but no pumpkin. and now, it's in everything we eat and drink. every year, more companies get on the pumpkin spice train. there are now pumpkin spice twinkies. pumpkin spice mac and cheese. pumpkin spice cup of noodles. and even pumpkin spice dog treats. i don't think you need seasonal flavors to woo an animal that eats its own poop. [ laughter ] i really don't. and of course, everyone's new favorite holiday beverage -- bud light pumpkin spice seltzer. [ moans ] "we're gettin' drunk tonight, grandma!" [ laughter ] it's like a yankee candle you can drink. this is something you don't get to see much. you know those ring cameras? people put them outside their house, they're always spotting bears, monkeys, zebras and stuff like that? this is from somewhere here in l.a. a man got caught by his wife -- well, you'll see, look at this. why, that guy looks a lot like you, guillermo!

[ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah. your wife sent that video to us. what was going on there? did you sell your shirt to buy tequila again? >> guillermo: a little bit, yeah. >> jimmy: what was happening? >> guillermo: i was taking the trash out, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, the trash out? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: all right. the ladies in your neighborhood must go wild, huh? [ laughter ] it's trash day, ladies, line up! >> guillermo: yes. [ cheers and applause ] hey, remember a couple years ago, there was that bombshell "new york times" article that showed us how donald trump avoided paying income tax? well, darth evader is now suing both "the new york times" and his niece, mary trump, for making his financial records public. his lawsuit claims mary trump was motivated by "a personal vendetta and the desire to gain fame, notoriety, acclaim, and a financial windfall." which are the same reasons he ran for president. [ laughter ]

of course, by filing this lawsuit, trump has basically confirmed that the tax returns the "times" published really were his. you probably remember, they showed that he isn't a self-made billionaire. in fact, he inherited over $400 million. and he paid basically no taxes fr ten years. paid $750 in tax the year he won the presidency and another $750 his first year in office. and he's suing her, that's right. [ laughter ] the real victim is the guy who lost a billion dollars while pretending to be a self-made tycoon in pizza hut commercials. [ laughter ] the only thing "self-made" about donald trump are his orgasms. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] come on, ringo is here, you better be on top of it. [ laughter ] but this will get him excited in the golf pants. according to the new gallup poll, president biden's approval rating has hit a new low. it is now down to 43%. which isn't great. 43% is when you start looking around for a phone charger. [ laughter ] the majority of americans disapprove of the job

president biden is doing. thankfully, at his age, he'll remember none of this. [ laughter ] in new york, they're trying to encourage more commuters to wear masks on the subway. the mta is giving away millions of free masks. which is not only good news for preventing covid, it's also great for those who don't want to see the full face of the guy masturbating across from them. [ laughter ] getting people to wear masks is a problem anywhere you go when you're traveling. especially on airplanes. so far this year, there have been more than 3,000 incidents of unruly passengers refusing to wear a mask on the plane. it's funny, a few years ago we didn't think there was any way airplane travel could be worse. oh boy, were we wrong on that! [ laughter ] flight attendants, understandably, are getting fed up, and it's starting to show. in the safety videos. >> on behalf of our captain and our atlanta-based flight crew, welcome aboard. our top priority is your health and safety. there are six exit doors in the main cabin. take a moment to find the exit located nearest you.

in the unlikely event of a water landing, your seat may be used as a flotation device. and now sit back, put on your mask, and shut the [ bleep ] up. [ laughter ] try me, bitch! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i didn't know they pwere back in business. you think the delta variant is bad? wait until the spirit airlines variant gets here. [ laughter ] here's how it should go. if you refuse to wear a mask, the flight attendant gets to roll down your window at 8,000 feet. [ laughter ] and if the virus doesn't get us, tiktok is still trying to find new ways to kill us. there are so many dumb challenges out there. on tiktok, the milk crate challenge. the frozen honey challenge. the devious licks challenge. there are many real and ridiculous challenges. so we decided to make up a few fake ones. we went out on the street and asked people to try these tiktok challenges, but these don't exist, these are not real things. but people are dumb. if there's one thing we've learned, it's that.

[ laughter ] and so, let's find out how dumb they are. with some totally made up hashes ad tags. >> we're from pop social buzznet, trying to find out if people do some of the big tiktok challenges on the street today. >> i'm with it. >> have you seen the ketchup challenge where people eat a whole packet? >> yes. >> do you want to try it today? >> i'll try it for you. this is the ketchup packet challenge. here we go. gah! >> here's one that's really popular, the self-wedgie challenge, people giving themselves wedgies. would you do it for us? >> uh -- >> it's huge on tiktok. you're in good company. >> uh -- [ laughter ] >> how did it feel? >> embarrassing, but it's cool. >> why is it cool? >> it's not. [ laughter ] >> how is it? >> it's very buttery. it's very creamy.

i don't feel any exfoliating expeces from i >> ew, it stinks! >> i'm about to put butter on my face. i feel i look like an idiot. >> tiktok, this is the spoonful of salt challenge. >> this is a fake tiktok challenge. why did you do it? >> because you told me to. >> do you like tiktok? >> yes! >> have you heard of the row, row, row your boat challenge? ♪ row row row your boat gently down the stream ♪ >> tiktok, i'm doing a challenge. >> and go! [ laughter ] >> it's not working, y'all. >> finish the roll. >> finish the roll? i don't understand it, tiktok. #mommyididit.

>> there's one called the hulk challenge. take your shirt and physically rip it off. >> oh.is is the hulk challenge. let's see. ugh! actually, i like this shirt, though. >> would you do -- this would be the shaven eyebrow challenge. >> shaven eyebrow challenge? >> yeah. >> like i shave my eyebrow? >> yeah. >> okay, how much are we talking? >> how much what? >> my eyebrows? like cutting off? >> the challenge people are doing is part of your eyebrow. >> okay, [ bleep ]. oh my god. i'm shaving my head. i think i did it.

>> what if i told you that's not a real tiktok challenge, we made it up? >> bro. are you serious? okay -- oh my god. i'm kind of freaked. pissed. it's okay. it's not even a tiktok challenge! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, it is now. okay? and one more thing before we forge ahead. it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> boris johnson is going to be in washington tomorrow, and other european leaders are going to be [ bleep ]ing joe biden. >> this is insane, i went from wiping groceries to having paul bettany [ bleep ] in my face. >> what made you want to do "dancing with the stars"? >> it's scary and exciting and my [ bleep ] is going to be ripped at the end of this. >> how do you feel? >> i feel good, very excited. >> i'm definitely going to [ bleep ] you. >> i'm definitely going to [ bleep ] you. >> aaron finds pay dirt then finds [ bleep ].

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow, hello there. tonight, the great olympic champion, gymnast extraordinaire, simone biles is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, their new album "liberte" comes out october 1st. music from the doobie brothers with tom johnston and michael mcdonald, from the mercedes-benz stage. you can see the doobies on their 50th anniversary tour september 27th in denver, and if you're lucky, in a city near you. i will be going to see them at the forum on october 9th. everyone in the office got to hear me sing all the songs today. [ laughter ] it was a real treat for them. [ laughter ] one of the perks you get for working here is really what it is. all right. next week, i should mention, we are back at it. we have all new shows with charlize theron, gabrielle union,

freddie highmore, ll cool j. don't clap because then the ones you don't clap for are going to feel bad, they might not come. [ laughter ] we have music from angels & airwaves, masked wolf, tems, juanes. and the great and powerful elvis costello too. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is one of the most famous people in the world. he is a two-time inductee into the rock and roll hall of fame. and he's a knight. his newest work is a four-song ep. it's called "change the world." it comes out tomorrow. please welcome ringo starr. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wow. how are you? >> i'm doing really good, thank you. >> jimmy: you're right to not shake my hand and give me the elbow, because i wouldn't want to be responsible for

potentially killing ringo. [ laughter ] >> it's different in england. >> jimmy: what does it mean, giving the elbow? it's not good? >> no, it's fun. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i never know with you guys in england, you have all different things for everything. i've heard this means something different? >> yes. i'm not going to do it. you do the american -- >> jimmy: i can do it. this is not peace and love, right? >> i say to people, no, not that way. this way. >> jimmy: oh this way. [ laughter ] >> the index finger in america. >> jimmy: it is really exciting to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] exciting for me. i think this is really interesting. one of the gals who works here today told me, she's like, oh my gosh, my dad is so excited. and i am very excited. and my 7-year-old daughter is very excited that you're here. she wakes up, her alarm is set for the beatles every morning. it plays and that's how she wakes up each day. what an amazing thing that is. >> yeah, yeah. what is amazing is that she's 7

and she loves the music. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and every generation get into the beatles' music. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know why? because it's great! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is great. and it has been great for me to kind of relive that and go through that process of discovery again. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: because i do think of your music as up there with da vinci, with the great works of art throughout history. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i really do. [ cheers and applause ] i think the body of work is miraculous in some ways. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm glad you agree. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i do agree. i love the music myself. and you know, i'm amazed that, you know, every generation gets into us. and now, you know, from when we made some of those records on two-track, that's the bass, they'd take the bass drum off. the new master of all our records, the sound is great. and you can hear the drums.

>> jimmy: they put the beat back. >> i love it. >> jimmy: you are the beat. you are the beat. >> i am the beat. >> jimmy: they'd just be the "els" without you. [ laughter ] you recorded this, this is an evide ep -- >> four tracks. >> jimmy: you had four tracks on the other one? >> no, five. >> jimmy: five tracks on the other one. you couldn't save up and do one full album? >> well, i didn't want to do one album. it's all to do with the pandemic. you know, i have two tours booked, last year i had two toured booked. two tours booked for this year. i was miserable. i'm going to go in the studio, make a track or two. then, i'm just going to do an ep. you can see the end of that, you know. with an album, it goes on a little longer. not that i don't love and it i've made lots of them. but i thought, i'm just going to make eps. i loved eps in my early 20s. i had a great collection of eps. >> jimmy: yeah. the eps were --

>> the whole best tracks off somebody's album. >> jimmy: now we've gotten to the point people just release singles. >> yeah. >> jimmy: put out one song. >> yeah. >> jimmy: a lot of times there's never an album. >> what i sell a lot of, cassettes. >> jimmy: do you really? >> cassettes. >> jimmy: i know you put this out on cassette, who's buying cassettes? >> the kids are buying cassettes. they don't know where else to go, they have to backtrack. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have a cassette player? >> two years ago i threw my cassette player away, i'm never going to need it again. last year i had to buy a new one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i've done that too, go on ebay. >> the kids love it. i talked to universal, okay, a cd -- i like cassettes. out of the cassettes and the cd of the last ep, the cassettes outsold the records. >> really? what about 8-track? you ever think of that? [ laughter ] >> well, i'm thinking. >> jimmy: why not? what the hell. you recorded this at your house, right?

>> yeah, i have a studio in the guesthouse. >> jimmy: in the guesthouse. and -- that's interesting. to record it actually -- it's a full studio? or is it like -- >> yes. >> jimmy: or like finneas and billie eilish, on the bed? [ laughter ] >> no, we're a bit further on than billie eilish on the bed. it's like garage band, started that, and a small guesthouse. in the bedroom are two kits of drums, an organic set, and an electric set. >> jimmy: okay. >> and in the other room, like the living room, is everything else. all the amps. well, the amps for the guitars are in the bedroom too. but you know, all the equipment and the pro tools and the stacks of stuff we have are all in the living room. >> jimmy: do you run that stuff yourself? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you don't even do it. [ laughter ] >> i don't turn it on. >> jimmy: i didn't think so. you mentioned to rick rubin that you facetime with paul mccartney. >> i do. >> jimmy: how often do you talk to each other?

>> i was in england and we saw each other physically, so we didn't have to. >> jimmy: you were there with olivia harrison? >> yeah, nancy, paul, olivia harrison went to dinner. >> to a restaurant? >> yes. >> jimmy: do people lose their minds when you walk in? >> no. >> jimmy: i would. >> it was cool. the good thing, though -- london or l.a., with the mask on, i can go anywhere. >> jimmy: yeah, really? >> paul and i were laughing. no one took notice of us walking into the restaurant. >> jimmy: right. then you sit down. >> then you sit down, take it off. >> jimmy: people start losing their minds. [ laughter ] there's a documentary about muhammad ali on pbs right now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and actually, you're in it. take a look. >> yeah. >> hey, come here.

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's something. isn't that crazy? >> well, i was so close to knocking him out. [ laughter ] and he was great, though. and what was really incredible was, you know, there saying hello, he's sort of acting like the boxer. and the power, even when he just didn't touch you, but just the power came right out of his fists. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. he was great. >> jimmy: did you get to spend any time with him, or was it just kind of a photo op? >> at that time we didn't, but i spent time with him later on in clubs or someone's house occasionally. we'd all be there. >> jimmy: wow. >> a great guy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> i love the man. >> jimmy: you have a documentary coming out about the beatles. peter jackson -- >> we do.

>> jimmy: i am very excited about it. i know a lot of people are. have you seen the whole thing? >> i've seen six hours. >> jimmy: you've seen all six hours? >> it's changed a little since then. this was early on in the year. >> jimmy: okay. >> and, you know, peter jackson, who's directing it -- how great is that? he's editing it. we found -- the crazy part about it is, we found 60-odd hours of unused footage from the original documentary. >> jimmy: crazy. >> yeah, what that is? >> jimmy: you were recording an album which turned out to be "let it be." >> yeah. >> jimmy: they found all this footage. >> yeah. >> jimmy: peter jackson puts it together. >> he did, yeah. >> jimmy: did you remember -- >> no, i had a lot of talks with peter jackson. i didn't actually like the original one. because it was very dark. not even dark. it was dull. >> jimmy: oh. >> it was all about this argument that john and paul had. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and i kept saying, you know -- when peter took on -- you know, he was in l.a., he came over, i was talking to him about it.

there was lots of joy, it wasn't only that, there was a lot of good music, of course. but also, you know, we had a laugh. four guys in a room, it's up, it's down, it's laughter, acting out, whatever. every time he came into l.a. peter was bringing his ipad over, look what i found now! laughing, hysterical. the beatles laughing and playing with each other. you know. >> jimmy: wow. >> it's better. but this is six hours long. and two hours a night. >> jimmy: two hours a night, yeah. disney plus. that is going to be something else. >> and so, you know, put something cozy on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. for sure. [ cheers and applause ] you're on twitter. and i follow you on twitter. i wanted to ask you about a tweet. in fact, it's your first tweet. could we put that up on the screen?

[ laughter ] >> put it up again. >> jimmy: can you translate that to us? i know it must have been peace and love? peace of love? >> well, i don't know what it means. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first tweet. >> i must have been very tired. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: one of the songs you cover on this ep is "rock around the clock." >> i know. >> jimmy: which was an oldie when you were -- >> i was 15. >> jimmy: you were 15. >> when that song came out. bill halley -- anyone remember bill halley? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "happy days," that was the theme song. >> yeah. anyway. so i'm sitting there, steve lucas, joe williams wrote a great song, "change the world." i wrote a song with my producer/engineer.

and then linda perry wrote me a song. >> jimmy: wow. >> part of doing these, it's great, i'm meeting new people. i never met linda. know about her, never met her. and the interesting thing with that, i'll get to it next. she did sort of a trombone vocal solo. you know, the voice. and so we thought, man, we've got to get a trombone to do this. and who do you call? trombone shorty. would you do this for me? he said yeah. he put the trombone on. and the brass section as well. which really built her up. so it's great. >> jimmy: sure. >> bill halley. you know, it's a long story, i'm trying to shorten, because i had my 14th birthday in hospital. i was still in hospital. it was coming up to my 15th birthday. i didn't want to be there for my 15th. and so my mother talked to the doctors. i had tb. i was getting better. been there 11 months.

and let me leave the hospital. so my grandparents took me to see "rock around the clock," the movie. and, you know, it opens up and bill goes -- ♪ gonna rock around the clock ♪ and the whole audience ripped the cinema apart. [ laughter ] it was like they just ripped it up and threw it everywhere. i said, that's rock 'n' roll! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah! i thought, man. you know, i just got out of bed after 11 [ bleep ] months. and these guys are ripping the place up. this is for me! you know, so that's -- and it was just sitting around thinking -- and i don't know, you know -- sometimes thoughts just come up. somehow bill halley came into my head. i thought, i'm going to do "rock around the clock." walsh. a great guitarist, joe - >> jimmy: yeah, i've heard of him. [ cheers and applause ] he's your brother-in-law? >> my brother-in-law. i like to say, he can't say no. >> jimmy: good to have a

talented brother-in-law. >> that's this year's model. >> jimmy: well, this is the -- i tell you what, is this the biggest news in cassettes of probably the decade. [ laughter ] ringo starr, "change the world." it comes out tomorrow. thank you very much for being here. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you. we'll be back with simone biles! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ntier. hero faces seemingly impossible challenge. ♪ tension builds... ♪ the plot twist. ♪ the hero prevails. in hollywood, this would be the end. but our here, we are just getting started. introducing the all-new nissan frontier. ♪ ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from the doobie brothers is coming up. our next guest is one of the most popular and decorated gymnasts of all time, who is back-flipping across this country on the "gold over america" tour. take the kids, tickets are on sale now. please welcome the great olympic medalist for the u.s. of a -- simone biles. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: ringo has made me self-conscious. wait a minute, i can't kill simone biles either. how are you? >> i'm good, how are you?

>> jimmy: is it boring to walk out? don't you feel like flipping all the way out here? >> maybe if you come you'll see flips. >> jimmy: you'll see a lot of flips. i wish i could do that. i watch, i wish i could be standing in an elevator and suddenly flip over backwards. [ laughter ] >> you probably could if you tried. >> jimmy: no. i have tried, and i can't. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: yeah. when did you know you had this superhuman ability? >> whenever i was younger, i was about 6, i used to flip a lot. the ground wasn't really doing it for me. i decided to climb up on my five-foot mailbox in front of the house, my mom's watching in front of my mom's office. i decided to flip off of there, see if that did it, the adrenaline rush. >> jimmy: did the postman ever come by, like -- [ laughter ] >> no, only my mom running from the office screaming at me. >> jimmy: oh, your mom didn't like that? >> she didn't like it. >> jimmy: yeah. you stopped jumping off the mailbox? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you didn't? >> no. >> jimmy: you kept jumping off the mailbox?

>> yeah. i started going over the railing to get downstairs. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> yeah, didn't stop. >> jimmy: and then, of course, they sign you up, you practice, now you're on this tour. who's on the tour with you, first of all? >> yes, so we have the u.s. olympic team. we have canadian's best, ellie black. france's best, melanie desantos. we have a lot of world-class dancers. there's a lot of us. world champions. chelsea memo. it's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's not a competition? >> no competition. >> jimmy: when it's not a competition, does it make it a friendlier environment? >> i think so. we want the same thing. we want to go out and have fun in front of the fans. because we didn't get to do that in tokyo. so we're bringing that over here. it's really fun. >> jimmy: yeah, right. you didn't get the fans there. now you get to -- people go crazy and all that stuff. there are no judges? >> no judges, just the fans. >> jimmy: do you ever get to know the judges?

are the judges people that you have any kind of conversation with? >> so whenever we go to our national team camps, they help us out on some of the events. once we go over to competition, it's business only. >> jimmy: it is? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really. then do you see them? if you don't get a score you feel you deserve? >> sometimes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sometimes, yeah. i don't blame you. what's it like being on the bus? do you like that? >> yeah. i actually like traveling. on the bus i get to sleep as much as i want, nobody can bother me. [ laughter ] after the shows we're pretty beat. but it is so much fun touring all across america on a tour bus. >> jimmy: i heard you eat pizza after every competition? did you eat it after every show you do? >> that's usually the only thing open. but good thing it's my favorite. >> jimmy: it's your favorite, yeah. there's a weird little personal connection we have here. my wife's from st. louis. in st. louis, there's this pizza called emo's pizza. >> my friend's from there.

>> jimmy: i've heard you love this pizza. >> yes. >> jimmy: i'm wondering why, it's very, very bad pizza. [ laughter ] >> no, it's not. >> jimmy: guillermo, bring the pizza out here. >> guillermo: i'll go get it. >> provel is the best. >> jimmy: the world's most disgusting cheese. [ laughter ] >> seriously, we could fight right now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: please don't, i don't want to get beat up. here's the thing, we got one from emo's, they're very nice. very nice people. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i want to say, these people are very nice people. but provel is like to provolone what velveeta is to cheddar. [ laughter ] that's not a joke, that's a description. [ laughter ] >> i don't discriminate against cheese. >> jimmy: i got this from my wife for valentine's day one year. and i was like -- would you like some? >> i'll have after -- we have a show tomorrow. >> jimmy: all right. and i said -- i put it in the oven. they sent it frozen. i heated it up, cut it into rectangles. >> it's perfect.

>> jimmy: i tasted it and i said, oh, no, i think there's something wrong. [ laughter ] i thought i accidentally melted the plastic onto the cheese. [ laughter ] my wife tasted it, no, that's what it tastes like. >> yeah, it's so good. >> jimmy: hm. >> okay, score 1 out of 10? >> jimmy: no. sometimes you get to know the judges. >> yeah? >> jimmy: they give you a better score. actually, this one's better than the last one i had. >> oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it is better. almost as good as a supermarket frozen pizza. [ laughter ] >> it's a perfect 10. >> jimmy: we've got to move you to brooklyn, you need to be in brooklyn so you can have real pizza. [ cheers and applause ] >> we have a tour stop there, if you have any recommendations. you.immy: i am going to shower - there are going to be pizzas stacked up -- i'd say higher than you but that's not that many pizzas. >> i know. [ laughter ] there will be a tower of pizzas when you arrive. >> okay. >> jimmy: it's great to meet you. >> thank you. >> the show, tickets are on sale, the tour is "gold over

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(breaths) (electricity) >> jimmy: thanks to ringo starr, simone biles, and the doobie brothers. thank you guys so much for being here. go see them on tour. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night!

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