dan: and i'm dan ashley. we appreciate your time. right now, o >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- ll cool j -- nick robinson -- and music from tems. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for coming. very nice. thanks for watching as we are -- [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. we are at our headquarters here in hollywood where it's both pumpkin spice and flu season. [ laughter ] not a coincidence. every year -- it seems like flu

season comes earlier every year. my neighbors already put their flu decorations up for two weeks now. [ laughter ] dr. fauci says americans should get their flu shots as soon as possible. and we always listen to what he says, so listen to what he says. you know, i was thinking about it and for years, people have just been getting the flu shot. it wasn't a big deal. and i think that's because we call it the flu shot, not the flu vaccine, even though it is vaccine -- [ laughter ] "vaccine" sounds controversial now. whereas shot just sounds like something you do on spring break. [ laughter ] i think i just solved covid. [ applause ] youtube is finally doing something to slow down the vaccine misinformation train. they are removing major anti-vaccine propagandists from the platform, to prevent them from continuing to spread false information. better 18 months late than never, i guess. [ laughter ] so far youtube has banned more than 133,000 videos that contain covid misinformation. which sounds like a lot, but at least half of those were about nicki minaj's cousin's friend's giant balls. [ laughter ] and where are those balls? i demand to see them!

[ cheers and applause ] that's a loose end that needs to be tied up. [ laughter ] the nba is also cracking down. somewhat, anyway. more than 90% of the league is fully vaxxed. and they are putting restrictions on those who are not. non-vaccinated players are now prohibited from going to bars, clubs, restaurants, and other high-risk settings. the nba is essentially saying, you're welcome to not get the vaccine, that's your decision. but i hope you like the chicken piccata from lean cuisine every night. [ laughter ] teammates will have to remain six feet apart and be masked during meetings, and they'll be assigned a locker that is "as distant from other players as possible." that's quite a disincentive. "you selfishly didn't get vaccinated, so now you have to get naked alone." [ laughter ] several prominent players including kyrie irving of the brooklyn nets are hesitant to take the shot. even though he takes every other shot. [ laughter ] he's not hesitant at all. if he doesn't get it, kyrie will have to sit out all nets home

games because regulations in new york state require vaccinations. even though this would be a huge blow to the team, he is asking people to respect his privacy. by the way, this is kyrie irving, he's a very private person. [ laughter ] as you can see. he's also the guy who said he'd have to do "more research" to determine whether or not he believed the earth isn't flat. so, let's just say he's not exactly kareem abdul-jabbar. [ laughter ] that's the line, i have to do "more research." that means "i need to read up on my facebook memes." robin lopez of the orlando magic, robin's twin brother brook is in the league, played on the milwaukee bucks, they won the championship last year. he had a little fun with this, slyly poking the anti-vaxers on magic media day. >> i'm still not sure milwaukee actually won the championship. i didn't watch. i wasn't there, i didn't watch the game myself. so -- i guess i'll go off the basis of -- there's got to be

some kind of proof. i'm going to do my own research and figure out if they won it. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that was a lay-up, a reverse, and a slam dunk. honestly, we're in so much danger because of these nitwits doing their own research. not just from covid. according to a new study, if we don't work to fight climate change people under 40 will experience an "unprecedented life" of climate change disasters, twice as many wildfires, seven times as many heat waves. and three times as many droughts. but on the bright side, they won't have to save money for retirement. [ laughter ] this study paints a bleak picture of the future of our planet. but fear not, during these difficult times. our lawmakers are hard at work in washington tackling the issues that matter most. >> britney spears. one of the most iconic american pop stars of all time. the case has captured the attention of the world, and i myself count myself emphatically in the "free britney" camp. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: since when is ted cruz in favor of women making their own decisions? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that's a new one. he is so desperate to get one celebrity to like him. [ laughter ] forget it, ted. even kirstie alley thinks you're a dick. [ laughter ] ted cruz wants to free britney. and bill cosby, wants to free r. kelly. [ moans ] oh, it's not a joke. cosby's spokesman told the "new york post" that bill cosby thinks r. kelly got a raw deal and his constitutional rights were "grossly abused." and if anyone knows about grossly abusing. [ moans ] it's a shame cosby cancelled his comedy tour because he's clearly still got it. [ laughter ] and now we turn our attention to the sunshine state for a tale of courage and perseverance. yes. you should be proud because it's time for "this week in florida."

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. well. very impressive. i tell you what. his garbage man is in for a big surprise on monday. [ laughter ] okay, it's time to play a game. every now and then, we pit senior versus junior in a battle of the ages. and we're doing it once again in another edition of "generation gap"! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. let's go now to my cousin sal who is out on hollywood boulevard. hi, cousin sal. >> sal: what's up, jimmy? how you doing? >> jimmy: i'm doing well. how's it looking on the boulevard?

>> sal: you know, scary as ever. i saw a guy in a spongebob costume eating pretzels off of logan paul star -- >> jimmy: logan paul has a star on the hollywood walk of fame? >> sal: you didn't know this? >> jimmy: i had no idea. >> sal: you get cnn? jimmycontes tonight. our first contestant is a former television writer and she is also a grandmother of eight. pamela chase. hello, pamela. [ cheers and applause ] >> hello. am i looking at the right place? that happens to me. >> sal: perfect. >> jimmy: just look straight ahead, that's fine. what tv shows did you write for? >> i wrote for "maud." [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> i didn't love it, but i always loved it. and i did some mtm shows. i did a "rhoda" and a "fellas." >> jimmy: "rhoda," wow. these are great shows. of all the actors you worked with, which one did you like the most? >> as a writer you don't really

work with them. >> jimmy: oh. >> you get to come to rewrite night, then you come to -- >> jimmy: why are these animal writers in my office all day? [ laughter ] >> get rid of them! [ applause ] >> sal: jimmy, pamela's being coy. she told me before the show starts she made out with norman lear. >> jimmy: oh, wow! >> oh, i did? >> sal: you did, yes. >> jimmy: wow. holy moly. wow. well. >> this is more fun than i thought. >> jimmy: pamela, you are 91 years old. >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your challenger tonight is an eighth grade student -- >> i'm having more fun now than i did when i was in high school. >> jimmy: yeah, i was introducing your opponent now. >> okay. >> jimmy: she loves math and serena williams. say hello to edna dereza! [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: you are 13 years old? >> yeah.

>> jimmy: yet your name is edna like an old lady? >> i know, weird. >> jimmy: do you know other ednas? >> no. >> jimmy: you don't, yeah. so we have a 78-year-old gulf between our contestants. that's why we call it "generation gap." the game works like this. i'm going to ask each of you about something from your opponent's generation or close to it. you get it right, you get points. you get it wrong, your opponent has a chance to steal, just like on all the best game shows. sound good? >> no. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. by the way, the weed truck is rolling by. pamela, you and norman ever smoke any weed together while you were making out? [ laughter ] all right, our first question is for you, pamela. what is this character you see on the screen? see that screen? what is this character's name? >> unfortunately, i can't see the screen. >> jimmy: you can't, well, that's going to put a crimp in the game, hold on. >> yeah, can you get it closer? >> jimmy: yes, yes. sal -- okay.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> well, thank you for that. i have no idea who that is. >> jimmy: you don't know who that is? pamela, okay. edna, would you like to take a shot at it? >> is that elsa? >> jimmy: that is elsa, that's correct. [ cheers and applause ] all right, you're in the lead. edna, what is this character's name? take a guess. your best guess. >> frankenstein? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: frankenstein, no, that is not correct. pamela, sal's going to bring the monitor back over to you. maybe just leave it right over there, sal. who is this character? >> that's howdy doody. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. 10 points for pamela. >> sal: speaking of doody, the spongebob guy just -- >>jimmy: all right, all right. [ laughter ] next, we have a tie game. pamela, our next question is, who is this famous jo? if you'll look at your monitor. >> i can't see it. >> sal: you still can't?

>> no, you've got to -- all right. >> jimmy: there you go. >> still doesn't help. >> jimmy: doesn't help? >> sal: what is the point of me bringing this -- >> jimmy: leave it right where it was. >> you know the answer? >> jimmy: yeah, okay -- it doesn't help? okay. edna, do you know, who is that famous jo? >> jojo siwa? >> jimmy: that's right, that's her. [ applause ] you have 20 points. edna, tell us, who is this famous joe? >> sal: you got this. >> jimmy: this is for edna. edna? >> he's a baseball player. >> jimmy: he is. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: first name is joe. >> sal: you know it, come on. >> jimmy: want to guess? pamela, who is that famous joe? >> joe dimaggio. >> jimmy: that's right. [ applause ] we have a tie game. wow, this is getting exciting. edna, this question is for you. what is the last name of these famous sisters?

these famous sisters. edna? >> can i have their first names? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: their first names are -- i don't know. [ laughter ] >> oh, okay. >> do you know who they are? >> jimmy: no, that's why we're playing the game, right. [ laughter ] all right, pamela, what is the last name of those famous sisters? >> andrews. >> jimmy: that's right, pamela. [ applause ] that's correct. the andrews sisters. next question is for you too, pamela. here it is. what is the last name of these famous sisters? pamela? >> i can't see it. >> jimmy: sal, which part of "leave the monitor there" are you not understanding? >> sal: i left it, josh brought it back. josh, get over here, embarrass yourself! >> jimmy: josh, i'm going to bang you over the head if you move that thing again. >> are those the kardashians? >> sal: hey, there you go. >> jimmy: no, those are not the

kardashians, but it's a pretty good guess. edna, who are those famous sisters? >> the d'amelios. >> jimmy: that's right. [ applause ] what a game this is. holy moly. we have one more question. whoever gets this one is going to be our winner. pamela, what do the initials "bff" stand for? >> something boyfriend. [ laughter ] best boyfriend? >> sal: oh! >> jimmy: so close. edna, what do the initials "bff" stand for? >> best friends? >> jimmy: what's that? >> best friend? >> sal: bff. >> jimmy: this is a shocker, she doesn't know! >> sal: wow. >> jimmy: we're going to go to the sudden death. when i say sudden death, i don't want you to take that the wrong way, pamela. [ laughter ] sudden death question. >> thank you for that. >> jimmy: edna, what do the initials "fdr" stand for? "fdr."

[ laughter ] all right, she doesn't know. pamela, what does "fdr" stand for? my: th'sbsolutela you are the winner. cousin sal has prizes for the both of you. >> sal: yes. >> jimmy: pamela, you get a drone. that's for you. and edna, your gift tonight is a paper airplane. all right, thanks for playing "generation gap." [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. nick robinson is here. we have music from tems. be right back with ll cool j, so stick around! (vo) singing, or speaking. reason, or fun.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. tonight from the new show "maid" which is on netflix, nick robinson is here. then later she is apple music's up next artist her ep is called "if orange was a place" tems from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night charlize theron and elvis costello will join us and elvis will play music with juanes, so that will be fun. our first guest is a hip-hop heavyweight and kangol king, a movie and tv star who next month will be inducted into the rock

and roll hall of fame. the 13th season of "ncis: los angeles" premieres october 10th. please welcome the one, the only, ll cool j. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? >> i'm good, i'm good. >> jimmy: were you just at the gym? what's going on with you? [ laughter ] >> yeah, i need to be in the gym, actually. >> jimmy: how often do you -- what's the biggest break you take gym-wise, how many days? >> i mean, you know -- two, three weeks, maybe. >> jimmy: two, three weeks? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'm surprised by that. >> that's a lot, that's a lot. >> jimmy: you're getting huger and huger each time i see you. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cinnabons. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i meant muscular. >> yeah, i know what you meant. >> jimmy: what's going on with the mask? are you turning that into a fashion thing? >> i wasn't sure what was going on in here. >> jimmy: i wasn't sure either. >> i didn't know what was going

on, that's just me camping. [ laughter ] it's crazy out here, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yeah. >> it isn't a political statement, i actually want to be healthy, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you do. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i notice you're backing farther and farther away from me. >> yeah, yeah. laugh yeah, kind of, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: would it be better if i went here? >> i have to say. >> jimmy: little did we know, when you in 1991 said "don't call it a comeback, i've been here for years." you would still be here in another 30 years. [ cheers and applause ] that's crazy, right? >> it is. you know what? man, i'm truly grateful, you know what i'm saying? very thankful the way people are treating me, fans have embraced me, the world has embraced what i do. >> jimmy: you cross generational divides, like those two contestants in this game. they both would have known you. does anybody not know who you are? >> of course. they ask me if i'm a football player. [ laughter ]

"my husband wants to know who you play for." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really. >> you know what i mean? but it's all good. >> jimmy: what do you tell them? do you give them a team? >> buffalo! [ laughter ] no, no. >> jimmy: you know, i was -- speaking to gabrielle union about this last night, i wanted to mention it to you. you go on these trips with magic johnson and sam jackson. >> yes. >> jimmy: these yachting trips. >> yes. >> jimmy: that you post about over the summer. i desperately want to go. [ laughter ] i've been asking magic and sam for probably seven or eight years now. every single time i see them. >> why do you want to go? >> jimmy: because, well, i love magic. [ laughter ] it seems like a fun group. >> that's what you say. don't answer that. >> jimmy: yeah, it seems like a fantastic group to be with and i would like to go. and each time magic says yes, then i never hear from him. [ laughter ] >> i mean, it's a lot of soul food. you know. yams. >> jimmy: i like yams. >> fried chicken. yams. >> jimmy: what's the difference between a sweet potato and a yam? >> i have no idea.

>> jimmy: you have no idea. see, i would help you guys with that sort of thing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] that's where i would come in handy. >> absolutely. it's a wonderful trip. you know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was talking to someone backstage. i mean, you've actually been on a trip, haven't you? i've seen pictures of you with us hanging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's funny, i do photoshop myself into the pictures. >> that was photoshoped? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> oh, i -- >> jimmy: many people, including my friends -- >> i thought you came after me or something. >> jimmy: no, no. once anthony anderson texted me. he was on the trip and he goes, "are you here?" [ laughter ] >> you know what, i'ma talk to magic. you've got to come on the trip. >> jimmy: please talk to magic. [ cheers and applause ] >> come on, come out for a day. come out for a day, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you posted, deep inside you there's a dream, don't let anyone or anything discourage you, you got this, fam. >> that's right. >> jimmy: that inspired me to keep asking to come on this trip. [ laughter ] over and over again.

just put in a good word for me, will you? >> i will, i will. >> jimmy: we'll have fam, we'll have yam, we'll have the whole thing. >> i love it. >> jimmy: i want to thank you because i called you and asked you for a favor, and you were very nice to say yes. we did a documentary about the 1986 new york mets for espn. >> right. >> jimmy: "30 for 30." it was great fun. and i so wanted rock the bells to be in that documentary. [ cheers and applause ] you were kind enough to -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i wonder what your -- because you're from queens. you were around during that time. did you have a relationship with any of those players on that team? >> well, in terms of relationships, i mean, you know, we had -- i mean, some of the guys' wives would come visit my grandmother. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> she was the oracle of the neighborhood. awkward but true. >> jimmy: your grandma would give advice? >> they'd come for advice. i'm not going to say who. >> jimmy: would she tell them to knock them out? [ laughter ]

>> something like that, something like that. something like that, but you know, like two -- two of the most prominent guys on the team, their wives would routinely come to my house and talk to my grandmother. >> jimmy: wow. that's something else. >> routinely, yeah. my grandmother was an amazing person, you know? >> jimmy: wow. >> she was the oracle of the neighborhood, the person that everyone went to for sage advice, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: very lucky to have a grandma like that. >> thank you, thank you, yeah. >> jimmy: my grandmother invented the headache, did you know that? [ laughter ] the first recorded headache. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: here you are with the mets jacket on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: big boom boxes. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] there it is. >> jimmy: i had one of these boom boxes. mine wasn't as big as yours. >> well. >> jimmy: still isn't. do you miss these at all? do you have one still? >> i have them around somewhere, around somewhere.ne of those - the size thing is about volume. i just want it louder. it wasn't about finding the biggest box you could find. i might drive in the car, jimmy it into the window, blast my new song, terrorize the neighborhood.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: play are for everybody as you're driving by? >> absolutely, absolutely, absolutely. >> jimmy: that's great. [ applause ] >> you know what i mean? >> jimmy: if i was you, i would live in a house that looked like a boom box. that would be my house. >> you don't know how much i love that. that's actually not a bad idea. >> jimmy: on your tour, i remember you had the backdrop -- >> a huge radio that dropped down, i would come out of the radio, drive a car on stage, do crazy stuff. i had fun. >> jimmy: it might be time -- ringo starr was here last week, he released his album on cassette. it might be time for you and ringo to lead the charge of cassettes coming back. >> why not? [ laughter and applause. >> when you said that, i think me and ringo, i was thinking about a song, that might be weird. then i'm thinking about his talent -- he's amazing. cassettes -- i love the way they sound. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you know what, some kind of "we are the world" type song to bring back cassettes. [ laughter ] think about it. we'll work it out in the commercials. ll cool j is here. "ncis: l.a."

[ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back.

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federal agent, throw down your weapon! >> you good? >> i just drove him back inside, i don't think it's going to last, though. >> give me a gun, let me get in there, this is my mess, let me fix it. >> this is what fixing it looks like. >> where's everybody else? >> sit tight, we're even closer, almost there. >> i'm around as soon as they get here. >> copy that. >> hey! >> what, what's happening? >> she just ran inside, son of a bitch. i should have drowned her when i had the chance. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ll cool j, chris o'donnell, "ncis: los angeles." 13 seasons. >> 13 seasons. thank you, yeah. a lot of fun, good energy, positive vibes. >> jimmy: if this show was a human, it would be having its bar mitzvah right now. >> it would. >> jimmy: when you signed up to do this, i can't imagine you figured it would go 13 seasons. >> no, i thought it would go a couple of years, to be honest. two years.

i didn't know that i'd be doing this. but you know what? i'm having fun, i'm enjoying it. the people are enjoying it. we have a good time. you know, we don't take it for granted, we don't phone it in. it's cool. it's all good. >> jimmy: i want to ask about your pants. you have them pulled up there -- yeah. >> jimmy: my son, who is 4, billy, does this too. he pulls his pants right up. >> yes. >> jimmy: using one leg. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we call him b-i-l-l cool j. [ laughter and applause ] is that something you've been doing since you were a youngster? >> i ain't going to lie, i got it from the bike messengers in queens. >> jimmy: maybe that's where he got it from. [ laughter ] >> it just became part of my vibe, you know. like i got my fancy sneakers on, queens in the back. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: shows off the sneakers better. >> got to remember where you're coming from, you know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: you're going to be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame. [ cheers and applause ] not so many hip-hop artists are

in the rock and roll hall of fame, that's a big deal. have you decide hot will induct you? do you pick the person? >> i have decided. i'm going to keep it a little secret so it can be a surprise. >> jimmy: will it be chris o'donnell? >> absolutely not. [ laughter ] absolutely not! >> jimmy: have you asked this person yet? >> chris o'donnell! ladies and gentlemen! yes, i have spoken to the person. i think the vibes are going to be -- we're going to have a lot of fun. play some music, have some fun. a good time, you know what i'm saying? it's going to be a lot of good things that happen musically coming up. >> jimmy: oh, really? are you recording a now album? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are, great, wow. [ cheers and applause ] are you doing it at home? do you have a studio? >> no, i'm working on it with q-tip. he's executive producing. >> jimmy: oh, wow, great. [ cheers and applause ] wow, how about that, yeah. pretty big deal. is q-tip -- he's not going to introduce you, is he? >> no, it won't be q-tip. >> jimmy: is the person introducing you older or younger than you are? >> i don't know if i want to say that.

>> jimmy: hm. just give me one. >> a day older. >> jimmy: maybe a day older. somebody of your generation. is it cool modi? >> probably not. [ laughter ] it's a baseball, if you know. it's baseball. that was funny, that was funny, believe me. that was funny. probably not. >> jimmy: all right. well, if it's me, let me know. [ laughter ] i would like to prepare for it. >> no, hey. when we get off the yacht, you'll introduce me, it will be great. >> jimmy: yeah, off the yacht. put a good word in with me for the yacht and -- >> magic. it's magic's yacht. >> jimmy: i know, he'll listen to you. you're enormous. playing for the buffalo bills. >> did you say magic? he ain't listening a lot. >> jimmy: it's great to see you. congratulations on the rock and roll hall of fame. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: "ncis: los angeles

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from tems is on the way. over his still very young career, our next guest has worked alongside steven spielberg, chris pratt,and a triceratops too. starting friday, he stars in the limited series "maid" on netflix, please welcome nick robinson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how you doing? >> things are pretty good. >> jimmy: did you meet. ll cool j? >> i did. not backstage, we knew each other from before. i took ll cool j's daughter to prom. [ cheers ] we went to senior prom together. >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's a risky move. [ laughter ] >> yeah, no, it was terrifying. i was terrified. >> jimmy: you showed up at ll cool j's house with the boutonniere and all that stuff? >> the boutonniere -- i don't think it was at his house, but he was there. so ll, thank you for being so kind to a very scared teenager. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: it's already nerve-racking enough, going to the prom, meeting the parents. especially with, you know -- they know what you have in mind. you know? >> we were just going as friends, let me make that clear right now. >> jimmy: you'll tell ll, explain this to ll after the show. [ laughter ] but then when the dad is literally the size of a rhinoceros. [ laughter ] >> totally. >> jimmy: one of the most muscular individuals you'll ever see in your life. >> yeah. no, i think he crushed my hand in the handshake. >> jimmy: oh, did he? yeah, lucky it was just your hand. [ laughter ] well, that's crazy. that's very interesting. you grew up amongst celebrities, then, i guess? >> i went to junior and senior year in l.a. for high school. and so, yeah, it was sort of intermingled throughout. >> jimmy: gotcha. you have a girlfriend now. not a member of the cool j family? >> not a member of the cool j family. my girlfriend samantha. we're living together in l.a. >> jimmy: your girlfriend,

correct my if i have any of this wrong, i heard a bit about this. your girlfriend is a very big fan of janet jackson? >> yes, yes. my girlfriend is a huge janet jackson fan. it's like -- i don't know, the biggest janet jackson fan you're ever going to meet. and she got into these auctions online during quarantine, i think. she was kind of looking for hobbies, like everybody else. she got into these auctions. and there was a janet jackson auction that came up. and she was like -- >> jimmy: janet jackson, basically her yard sale, right? >> basically, yeah. >> jimmy: sells all her stuff. >> she sells all her stuff. i don't know if she was selling her house in l.a. i don't know what the story was. it was like a big auction, multiple days. so she was stoked. she was really excited. this was like the big one for her. she had gone through the whole catalog of the auction items and picked out a sweatshirt that she really wanted. there was a soso death sweatshirt. it was cool. there was a photo of janet

wearing it. >> jimmy: so janet -- a personal janet sweatshirt? >> a personal janet sweatshirt. she had her eyes set on this sweatshirt. she stayed up for days -- well, didn't stay up. i would come out in the morning and she would be online on this auction, looking. >> jimmy: checking the bids? >> checking the bids, drinking coffee, scrolling through. there was a live auctioneer. and it was -- like day three -- it was a long auction. and the sweatshirt finally came up. and i knew it was a big deal. i sat down next to her, we watched the bids come in. and it was like $300, $400. the auction had originally said it was a $300 is the guess it was going to go for. ended up going for $4,000. watched the bids roll in. and she was devastated. >> jimmy: she didn't win it. >> no, she didn't win. and i think she was surprised by how upset she got over this sweatshirt. [ laughter ] i think it was something like -- >> jimmy: i think we all are. >> yeah. [ laughter ] i think i can speak for all of us when i say, yeah.

and she was -- she was really upset. i think it was the trauma of the last year just got channeled into losing this sweatshirt. [ laughter ] and so i was trying to console her a little bit. and then a few items later down the line there was a massage chair that comes up. and i sort of -- sort of as a joke, she seemed interested, i was like, do you want that? and i think i said, you want that? then what she heard was, you want that. [ laughter ] she was really excited by it. she sort of -- before any of us knew it was happening, she hit "bid." and we both kind of looked at each other in abject horror. [ laughter ] wait, what did we just do? we kind of watched the bids not come in. [ laughter ] which we assumed, like everything else had gone for so much more than what we had expected. and we just kind of watched the clock tick down. there was a live auctioneer.

going once, going twice -- sold! congratulations to the owner of this massage chair. >> jimmy: and then -- >> yeah, there's a photo of it there. >> jimmy: this massage chair. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it was like a sharper image massage chair from the '90s. it has a tape deck built into it, actually. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> which is kind of sick. >> jimmy: you could sell that to ll cool j. [ laughter ] >> exactly, this might be the way to bring tape decks back is through this chair. >> jimmy: have you been -- by the way, you've done beautiful things with your yard. [ laughter ] have you tried it? >> yes. i've tried it. it took a few months for it to come in. >> jimmy: yeah? >> we were trying to -- we kind of put it aside and didn't talk about it after she won. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> then we got a call from an auction house months later. and i just sort of kept ignoring the call in hopes that maybe the auction house would burn down. [ laughter ]

we wouldn't have to go pick it up. maybe there would be a way someone else really wanted this massage chair. >> jimmy: why don't you sell it? now it's a double celebrity item. >> totally. i think it could be, you know, a good addition to somebody's house. it's sitting in my living room right now. but if anybody wants it -- [ cheers ] >> jimmy: yeah, what do they do? >> we've got a couple of takers in the house already. dm samantha or bonnie, okay? it's a mid-'90s massage chair, mint condition, you're going to love it, it's great. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm in the mood for a mid-'90s massage. you've got this show on netflix called "maid." it's about a maid? >> it's about a maid, based on a memoir by stephanie land. it's coming out october 1st. it's about her struggle as a single mother trying to make a better life for her daughter on minimum wage. >> jimmy: margaret qualley is your costar?

>> margaret qualley stars, yes. she plays -- well, alex in the show, but it's based on stephanie. yeah, her mother, andie -- >> jimmy: andie macdowell, yeah, her mom andie macdowell. >> plays her mom in real life. >> jimmy: the role she was -- >> born to play? >> jimmy: maybe not born but she gave birth to play. the role she gave birth to play. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on the show. and also on the chair. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and i hope that -- are you selling it or giving it away, to be clear? >> i think it's for sale. >> jimmy: for sale, all right. [ cheers and applause ] look at that, you can be the owner of a -- you should call it the pleasure principle chair or something like that. >> yeah, no, for sure. i mean, it really is an experience to sit into it. it's like stereo, like you put the tape deck in -- >> jimmy: i might buy it, i'm almost sold. >> there was a tape in there when we opened the box from the '90s. >> jimmy: will that be included? >> i'll throw it in. >> jimmy: okay, wow, what a deal. nick robinson, salesman,

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>> dicky: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to nick robinson and ll cool j. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. tomorrow night, i'll be joined by charlize theron and elvis costello with music from elvis and juanes. "nightline" is next but first, her ep is called "if orange was a place" here with the song "avoid things," tems! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i relate i relate i relate to me i relate i relate ♪ ♪ in the morning when you're not with me i feel you in the depths of mind i found it in deep ♪

♪ coming through is all i ever want to do i fall in the steps of human beings and ♪ ♪ it's all on you now it's on to you now it's on to you now it's onto you ♪ ♪ now it's on to you now it's onto you ♪ ♪ now it's on to you now it's on ♪ ♪ i try to avoid things avoid things cuz there's no one dis is madness avoid things ♪ ♪ i try to resolve things involve you but you don't want to be sorry ♪ ♪ page me on the beeper babe i need a request babe i need reason to wait while you relaxing ♪ ♪ take me away today i'm on a

wave today i roll my waist and ♪ ♪ i craze while my mind's awake ♪ ♪ and it's a migraine to play your mind games you're like a cold place don't need a cold place ♪ ♪ and if yah ain't mine then we just waste time until new day ♪ ♪ i try to avoid things avoid things but there's no one, dis is madness avoid things ♪ ♪ i try to resolve things involve you but you don't want to be sorry ooh ohh ohh ♪ ♪ bad man wanna do me bad man wanna ride bad man wanna play mind games on me ♪ ♪ bad man wanna craze save me from this save me from save me from ♪ ♪ bad man wanna do me bad man wanna ride bad man wanna play mind games on me ♪ ♪ bad man wanna craze save me

from this save me from save me from ♪ ♪ i try to avoid things avoid things but there's no one dis is madness avoid things ♪ ♪ i try to resolve things involve you but you don't want to be sorry ayy yeah ♪ ♪ i'm made of it i'm made of it made of it ♪ ♪ i've made of it i've made of it ♪ ♪ i've majored it i've majored it i want to major it i majored it ♪ ♪ i'm majoring i'm majoring major major ♪ ♪ i relate i relate i relate i relate i relate i relate i relate yeah ♪ ♪ i relate i relate i relate i

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