ama: thanks for watching. dan: >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, martin short, jonathan majors and music from walk the moon. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. that's very nice. i appreciate it. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i want to wish happy indigenous people's or columbus day, depending on which cable news channel you watch. [ laughter ] it's weird to celebrate these on the same day.

it's like celebrating herpes on valentine's day. they don't really go together. [ laughter ] for whatever reason, columbus has become some sort of rallying point for republicans. listen, i'm italian. i used to think -- i don't know. this is a guy who got lost on his way to india. then when he got there and it wasn't india, he just kept calling it india. and calling the people indians. he was a jerk is what he was. [ laughter ] did you know columbus never even set foot in north america? >> guillermo: no? >> jimmy: see? he was never here. and yet, we named a whole city in ohio after him. what the hell were we learning in school? the guy didn't even come to america, never mind discover it. a number of our esteemed leaders weighed in on this today, including congressmonster marjorie taylor greene, who tweeted and then deleted this misspelled message, "happy colombus day!" she spelled columbus wrong. you can only imagine what would happen if she tried to spell indigenous. right? [ laughter ] i also want to wish a happy thanksgiving to our neighbors up north. today is canadian thanksgiving. [ applause ]

and we give thanks to our canadian friends tonight for our canadian guest martin short, who is -- [ cheers and applause ] not only is he canadian. do you know he's on the money up there? true. he is on -- martin short is on the $20 bill. [ laughter ] here, he's worth 16 bucks. donald trump is the subject of yet another tell-all book about his time in office. this one is called "betrayal: the final act of the trump show." it was written by jonathan karl. of abc news. among the many not-so-surprising surprises in the book, karl says that during the riot on january 6th, donald trump was bragging about the size of the crowd that stormed the capitol. of course he was. is there anything this guy won't brag about? it's like bragging about the size of your tumor. it's not good. someday he'll be looking up from the bowels o hell, elbowing his buddy, jeffrey epstein, saying "can you even believe how many people are dancing on my grave right now?" [ laughter ] size matters so much to him. it's almost as if he's insecure about something.

[ cheers and applause ] and remember that video trump recorded that day, after hours of saying nothing? finally, his staff convinced him they said you have to make a video telling these people to stop ransacking the capitol. they finally convinced him. the book says he had to do multiple takes, because he kept forgetting to tell them to stop ransacking the capitol. [ laughter ] i would love to see the outtakes from that. yelvis was in des moines, iowa this weekend. he came out of his hole to treat supporters to an hour and 43 minutes of bitching about the election he lost and how he didn't lose the election and how didn't concede because the election was stolen from him and why would he concede and all this stupid nonsense that runs on a loop in his brain. trump has not officially announced that he's running in 2024 but he is definitely running in 2024 and even has an idea for a campaign slogan. >> so we're using the same slog slogan, make america great again. and we may even add to it, but

we'll keep it. make america great again again. because we already did it, right? we're going to make america great again again. >> make america great again, dash, slash, comma, again. >> make america great again again! i don't know. if you think about it, it's more accurate. make america great again again. because we made it great! now we have to make it great again. so it's one of those things. >> yeah, it's one of those things. he's still got it. still sharp as a cucumber. trump is back home in florida now, where there's always something interesting happening in florida. and so we take you now to titusville for an all-new episode of the ongoing drama series "this week in florida." ♪ >> officials say when they went to speak with the suspect, scott taylor, he was sitting in his front yard holding a sword in his hand and had a knife in his waist band. police say he was actively drinking in front of them, then began chugging from a half gallon size captain morgan spiced rum. police say while the man was any

holding cell he intentionally broke a fire sprinkler head, causing water to flood the cell and booking room. ♪ >> jimmy: right on. i think we found trump's running mate. there's a pill to fight the effects of covid on the way. merck, the pharmaceutical company that, coincidentally, makes ivermectin has asked the fda to grant emergency authorization for the first pill that is designed to treat the symptoms of covid-19. the pill is called molnupiravir. if it's as hard to swallow as it is to pronounce, we're screwed. they claim it reduces the risk of hospitalization or death from covid by approximately 50%. which is great news for americans, and even better news for horses who have worms in their butt. we've been taking all their drugs. [ laughter ] but i will say this. be careful. this could be part of big pharma's insidious plot to keep us alive so they can keep selling us stuff. [ laughter ] okay? in the nba there is not a vaccine mandate, but the players do have to abide by local

guidelines in the cities where they play. which has kyrie irving of the brooklyn nets in a fix. kyrie is not vaccinated, doesn't want to get vaccinated and if he doesn't he will not be be allowed to participate in any of his team's home games this season because it would violate new york city's health and safety code. so home games for kyrie really will be home games. he will be at home for those games. [ laughter ] and there's a financial penalty, too. if he doesn't play, he doesn't get fade. he makes like $380,000 per game. that would add up to more than $15 million this season. he would not earn. which is nuts. these vaccines have been given to hundreds of millions of people. they are as safe as any life-saving medicine could ever be. but kyrie claims he's been doing his own research, which was a puzzling position for former nba coach and current espn analyst jeff van gundy to wrap his head around. >> just in general, you know the one that drives me crazy? >> what's that? >> "i'm doing my own research." i would like someone to answer

this question. what does that look like? you doing your own research. are you doing studies yourself? are you in the lab on a nightly basis? what are you doing? i don't understand what that means. "i'm doing my own research." >> jimmy: by the way, kyrie irving -- [ applause ] well done, jeff. but i think it's important to remind everyone kyrie irving also isn't convinced the earth is round. he for real said that. that's why it's taking him so long to research the vaccine. his research team is spread very thin with the whole earth not being round thing. [ applause ] where did he go to college? duke? might be time to take their accreditation away. [ laughter ] irving also might not be able to play against the lakers or clippers. here in l.a., the new rule is you have to show proof of vaccination at any indoor sporting event with more than a thousand spectators. the new requirements have forced a number of venues around town

to scrap some of their upcoming events. the following events have been canceled or will be rescheduled. eric clapton at the wiltern. goat boy at the hollywood bowl. the malibu open mouth olympics. the lake castaic catfish noodle. mullet night at the apple pan is canceled. nicki minaj live from the swollen testicles convention. karencon. every meal at cracker barrel. and mike pence on ice. all canceled or moved to a later date. [ applause ] the dodgers game is still on, though. fans were required to show either proof of vaccination or a negative covid test it for the playoff series between the dodgers and their most hated rivals, the san francisco giants. the giants won game 1. the dodgers won game 2. so we sent a camera crew up to san francisco this weekend to catch giants fans at the game at oracle park. we told them we're shooting

promos for baseball and we asked them to do what would be unthinkable for most sports fans, which is cheer on their opponent in an overt way. and here it is in a new "baseball playoff edition" of "trader schmoes." >> big giants fan? >> totally. >> how long have you been a giants fan? >> early '70s. >> they are the best in the west, you can't go wrong with being a giants fan. >> just something about the giants since i've been young. >> the giants are more like a family more so than just a team. so you really feel close to them. it's just great to be there and to support them. >> you would never turn your back on your family? >> of course not. >> i bleed orange and black for the san francisco giants! >> okay. that is good. we're supposed to shoot the other side of this with l.a. fans. any chance i could get you to do us a huge favor? throw on a dodgers thing and say the same thing just for the other side. >> i don't know if i can do that. >> it will be all right. it's okay. help him out. just -- thanks.

that's great. perfect. [ boos ] >> it's not my color. >> just like you did it the last time. >> i bleed blue for the l.a. dodgers. yeah! >> they sucked me into it. >> the giants, man. >> you got busted by a real fan. come here, talk to us, sir. >> i'm a giants fan all the way! >> you're excellent on camera. he we're supposed to shoot the other side of this in l.a. but any chance we could get you to quickly throw on a dodger hat, say the same thing and just do the other side for us so we don't have to travel down there? >> all right. i'm an l.a. dodgers fan from the womb to the tomb. >> my whole family roots for the giants. and i'd be disowned if i didn't. go giants! >> can you help us out? it's okay. just say the same thing -- i'll hold that for you. >> my whole family roots for

the dodgers. i'd be disowned if i didn't. >> what is your family of giants fans going to think of this? >> they're going to think i had too much wine. >> i can't wait to see the giants destroy the dodgers. >> i can't wait to see l.a. smash san francisco. they're the worst fans in the world. no loyalty whatsoever. >> we don't like the dodgers at all. >> the only blue we support is beyonce's daughter. >> go, giants. >> we only root for the giants. >> go, dodgers. >> my mama didn't raise no dodgers fan. go giants. >> do the same stuff but talk about the dodgers. >> i cannot support the dodgers. i'm sorry. >> no, no. it's fun. it's just about how people don't stick to their allegiance zblpz i can't even be seen -- >> no, it's fine. it's tv. it's not tiktok. no one will see it. >> i know, but my professor's --

i can't do it. i'm sorry. >> giants! yeah! >> you're loyal fans. how important is loyalty? >> loyalty is everything. i ride with san francisco all the way. orange and black looks so much better than the blue. >> is that right? >> go, l.a.! dodgers, man! blue is way better than orange and black. >> that actually goes with your eyes really well. hang in there, give it a try. >> my momma didn't raise no giants fan. go dodgers. >> how'd that feel? >> terrible. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, sometimes you can be too night. we have a good show for you tonight. jonathan majors is here. we have music from walk the moon. and we'll be back with the one and only martin short. so stick around. >> dicky: abc's "jimmy kimmel live," brought to you by progressive. ♪ their excitement can get grating ♪ ♪ they're dressed for pastry baking ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight, from the new movie "the harder they fall," jonathan majors is here with us. then later, their song is called "can you handle my love?" music from walk the moon on the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night, we have a fun show. larry david and david chang will join us, with music from phoebe bridgers. so please join us too. our first guest is at the top of every list. he is a multiple emmy and tony award winner and one-third of an unlikely ménage-a-trois, that includes steve martin and selena gomez. their show is "only murders in the building." new episodes come out tuesdays on hulu. please welcome martin short. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

how are you? >> hello, james. >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> hello, you dashing one. look at you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well. >> i'm so excited to be here tonight. >> jimmy: i'm excited to have you here. [ cheers and applause ] >> you know, and on the carriage ride over tonight, because i like to pamper myself, i was thinking about the fact that of all the anti-vaxers i know, you're my favorite. >> jimmy: thank you. >> this show keeps getting better and better, and i wish i had time to watch it. [ laughter ] but you know, my problem -- here's my problem with your show. >> jimmy: what is your problem? >> it's on at the same time as fallon and colbert. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] is it? >> no, listen, no one pretends to care about people more than you.

[ laughter ] you know what you are like? you're like a tesla. >> jimmy: in what way? >> sleek, sophisticated, and mostly on autopilot. [ laughter ] no one works harder than you, come on. except the three months during the summer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's only two months. >> steve martin wanted to be here tonight. but he had a conflict with not wanting to be here tonight. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. i guess that won? >> you look great. look at you. >> jimmy: thank you. >> with your marjorie greene buff physique. >> jimmy: marjorie green taylor. >> where is the green? >> jimmy: i think it's in her heart. >> it's in her pocketbook because she's clearly not sober. >> jimmy: yes. well, listen, first of all, you destroyed any notion of canadians being the nicest people in the world already. [ laughter ] but i do want to wish you happy canadian -- do they call it canadian thanksgiving? >> we call it thanksgiving.

>> jimmy: you just call it thanksgiving. >> and you know, some of the traditions are different. >> jimmy: like what? >> we stuff the turkey through the beak. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> and we don't -- we leave the potato whole. because to mash it requires aggression, and we can't do that. >> jimmy: and you don't have that. [ laughter ] >> you know, at one point, we all around the table say what we're thankful for, and then we're filled with apologies if it sounds like bragging. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you thankful for this year? >> well, we are -- listen to my voice now. we're very thankful for a lot of things, james. you know, i jotted some stuff down. if i could hear jeffrey a little thankful music, that would be nice. >> i can do that. ♪ >> jimmy: jeff babko. >> your editor should be ready to snip snip fast. >> jimmy: okay. standing by.

[ applause ] >> i'm thankful, jim, that facebook sold my personal information to only the highest bidders. i'm thankful that the audience here tonight is the best. [ cheers and applause ] at being manipulated into applause. [ laughter ] we canadians are especially thankful to have america as our neighbor. our nations go together like steve bannon and a sweat stain. [ laughter ] like ellen degeneres and a vest. we're in a relationship. i'm thankful for the microchip in my covid booster that makes it easier for my loved ones to keep track of me. [ laughter ] i'm thankful for the opportunity to be the next james bond. oops. sorry, sorry. i'm thankful for revenge porn. [ laughter ] because no one dumps me, angela merkel. [ laughter ]

i'm thankful i didn't book a flight here on southwest airlines. [ laughter ] hey, i'm thankful i can still squeeze into my lulu lemon tights. and i'm thankful i can still afford to turn down appearing on "the masked singer." and finally, and most importantly, i'm thankful i didn't insist on a writing credit for dave chappelle's last special. [ laughter ] anyway. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's beautiful. you know what? you've given us a lot to think about. i know that there are three other things that you're thankful for this year. >> what? >> jimmy: since the last time you were here you've become a grandfather for the first time and the second time and the third time. >> that's true. [ cheers and applause ] since january of 2020, i became -- in january 2020 i became a grandfather for the first time. and then a second time with the same family, my son oliver and his wife, melissa, end of july. and then two weeks ago my son henry and hailen had a baby boy. three boys.

>> jimmy: congratulations. do you mind if i share these pictures that you insisted i show? >> i don't know. not if you don't think they're cute. >> jimmy: well, i think that -- >> that's theodore short. >> jimmy: that's theo. theo short. are they all named after cosby kids? [ laughter ] this is vanessa. >> this is grayson. he's 2 months old. >> jimmy: these kids are ridiculously cute. >> and this is baby campbell, two weeks old. >> jimmy: the new guy. look at that. >> very exciting. it's exciting to have grandchildren, to hear the pitter patter of little feet. it's like when kevin hart visits. [ laughter ] i once was with tom cruise, and i always remember i had to lift him up and you always have to remember you have to cradle the neck with tom. >> jimmy: you and steve are -- you and steve martin. >> oh, steve, by the way, loves these kids. >> jimmy: does he? i would imagine. >> well, what he did last week

was so sweet. he came over, all three of them were there, and he brought his banjo, and they immediately pretended to fall asleep. it was so lovely. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you and steve, when you guys are on tour, and i assume you still enjoy it and love it. >> we love it. jeff is always there with us. >> jimmy: we have a shared custody arrangement with jeff. [ applause ] >> let me ask you something. when jeff plays with us, do you still pay him? >> jimmy: no, we don't. right? we don't, right, jeff? >> that's kind of weird. but go ahead. >> jimmy: we get a guy name fred who comes in. >> oh, yeah? we love jeff. we love doing the show. >> jimmy: the show is fantastic. i've seen it and i can't wait to see the new iteration. >> we're doing more of them because america spoke. but we didn't listen. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you ever -- because i know you make fun of steve and steve makes fun of you. >> all the time. >> jimmy: i think you make fun of steve more than steve makes fun of you. >> well, it's easier.

>> jimmy: do you ever worry about going too far? >> no. we -- i don't, because i don't know that -- we've never gone too far. we're asked that a lot and we don't. listen, steve's older, as you know, and now what happens when the curtain goes up, he just says, i'm coming you, jesus, and he heads for the light. [ laughter ] this is an older fellow. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. oh, i'm going to lie. >> jimmy: have you had situations where you have -- where you have quite clearly gone too far with other people? >> oh, my god, yes. especially when i would -- i do jiminy glick. but i would -- i did it on broadway about 15 years ago, and i did jiminy glick, and i never knew who was in the audience. you know, so one time i was talking about -- i said paris hilton, she may be a hilton but she shtups like a motel six.

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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you thought about this? because i wonder. for the emmys next year, all but certain that the two of you will be nominated. >> i'm not sure about that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, selena -- i had no idea selena gomez was such a good actor. >> she's really good. >> jimmy: very low key and very funny. >> i asked her when i first met her, so what did you do when you heard you were going to work with me? and she said i googled you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she must have liked what the results were, i guess. >> it's so amazing. when i first met selena, i was in the makeup chair the first day of shooting. i mean, we zoomed a lot. and i was going to work, i was thinking what's selena going to be like? shies pop princess, she's a child -- she could be ornery, she could be distant. and she was so immediately delightful and lovable and so talented. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and you -- i was waiting for you to say something terrible. >> no, no. that's your instinct, not mine. >> jimmy: who does she like better, you or steve?

>> oh, she likes me better. >> jimmy: she likes you better than steve? >> yeah. listen, the first day she went up to steve and said hey, it's the jerk. and then later on she found out he made a movie called that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you and steve thought about the scenario -- because you would technically i would think you would both be in the lead actor category. >> yes. >> jimmy: but you don't necessarily want to be competing against each other. so will one of you slide into so which and has this been if - discussed? >> it hasn't been discussed, but i think steve should because it makes sense. >> jimmy: he should move down? yeah. >> can you really do that? if you're two equal leads -- >> jimmy: yes. you can do whatever you want. >> really? >> jimmy: yes. you can put yourself in the actress category if you want to and i don't think anybody would -- >> really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you've hosted how many times? >> jimmy: the emmys? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, like a million. no, three times. >> you're phenomenal when you do it. >> jimmy: thank you. but that's not going to help

either of us. >> i don't know what the answer to that is. in 1968 katharine hepburn got an oscar and she shared it. with barbra streisand. so it's possible that it could be a duo. >> jimmy: who is the murderer on "only murders in the building"? can you just say? >> i can't do that. you know that. >> jimmy: i was telling you during the commercial break. the show is very funny. i've also become caught up in wanting to know who the murderer is. and i don't want the ruin it, because i know people catch up, but there's somebody it seems like it definitely is, which means it definitely can't be that guy. but then we've got sting, who's on the show, who is one of the suspects at playing sting and maybe sting is going to come back in and be the murderer. >> boy, jimmy, you're like a sleuth. >> jimmy: thank you. >> no, really. i'm just -- my head is spinning with all your thoughts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you and sting socialize or is it just --

>> i love sting. and -- no, who doesn't love sting? but what's hilarious is my travel agent has the exact -- is right below my -- trudie styler, his wife. so often i'll send an e-mail to sting's wife saying jeff needs his car at 12:00. and she'll e-mail back saying, i don't really do that anymore, do i, marty? >> jimmy: it's great to see you. i'm glad the show is coming back next season. i can't wait to see who the murderer is. martin short, everybody. "only murders in the building." tuesdays on hulu. and see martin short and steve martin live october 27th in richmond, virginia. october 23rd in columbia, south carolina. we'll be back with jonathan majors. >> i love you! [ cheers and applause ]

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>> jimmy: hi there, we're back. music from walk the moon is on the way. our next guest recently became part of the marvel cinematic universe as future supervillain kang, but while he marinates in evil he stars alongside idris elba and regina king in the new western "the harder they fall." it's in select theaters october 22nd and on netflix november 3rd. please welcome jonathan majors. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing?

boy, you had some year, didn't you? you got your first emmy nomination for "lovecraft country." [ applause ] you got -- you are a marvel super villain? are you a villain? are you -- >> super villain. >> jimmy: is it more fun to be a super villain than a superhero? >> hell, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think the superheroes get to stick around longer, but the supervillains make more of an impression. >> agreed. yeah. >> jimmy: what can you tell us? you just came back from london. you're shooting "ant-man," right? >> i'm there now. we came in for the premiere, and i'm still in london. >> jimmy: no, no, we're not in london. >> no, no, we're not in london. i'm still -- >> i'm in l.a.e in los angeles. we're in l.a. >> jimmy: i felt your hand before. it was very life-like. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you were shooting "ant man" and you're playing kang the conqueror? >> you're as nervous as i am. kang the conqueror and -- go ahead. >> jimmy: i don't know what i

can say. you can say that, right? >> i can say that. >> jimmy: did you know i'm playing craven the hunter in spider-man? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in "loki" you were what? he who remains. >> he who remains, yes. >> jimmy: and now you have blossomed, shall we say, into kang, which is kind of like a thanos caliber villain. >> true. >> jimmy: interesting. and it seems like -- no offense to "ant-man," but kang is a thanos -- yeah. it's like squash, goodbye, keep going, right? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: ant-man's dead. >> we'll see. >> jimmy: you've read the whole script? you know? >> i've read the script, uh-huh. >> jimmy: this is -- >> da, da, da. >> jimmy: this is -- did somebody sit down with you and go, listen, you're going to have a lot of conversations, you can't talk about this stuff, you have to be super careful? >> it's worse than that, because there's no conversation. >> jimmy: oh, there's no conversation. >> no one says anything to you.

you just go, don't say [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> ever, ever. i called my publicist so many times and been like, i think i said -- oh. can you back that up? yeah, it's okay, it's okay. >> jimmy: what about this? this is one of those situations where you're kind of being spied on. this is a tweet that someone posted, i don't know if you've seen this. "it's safe to say jonathan majors enjoyed being kang." and somebody i think at i arestaurant said, "not me, serving jonathan majors from loki at work tonight. he he has a picture of himself as kang the conqueror on his lock screen. is that true? did that really happen? >> i do have a -- >> jimmy: you do? right now? can i hold it up? oh, wait a minute. oh, yeah, that's kang, all right. [ applause ] >> it's for inspiration. it's to keep it going. >> jimmy: it's kang from the comic. >> from the comic. >> jimmy: are you dressed like that as kang?

this woman. >> i think we should go back to this woman. >> jimmy: her name is laney. >> and where is laney? >> jimmy: that's for kang to find out. i don't know. >> we'll find you, laney. >> jimmy: does this ring a bell at all to you? >> no. that's what i'm looking for her. that's terrifying. yeah. laney from? >> jimmy: where did you eat on september 10th? you just have to go back and figure that out. >> three days after my birthday. september 10th? [ laughter ] in london, not l.a. >> jimmy: okay. ♪ >> i only eat chicken and rice. i have no idea where she would have got that from. >> jimmy: maybe a chicken and rice place. >> maybe a chicken and rice joint. ♪ [ laughter ] probably at the coffee spot i go to. >> jimmy: go back and maybe question some people, bust a couple of heads. you're a supervillain now.

you can't let this kind of thing -- >> i mean, where's marvel at? weren't they supposed to look after me? find her, find her. >> jimmy: i'm sure they're on top of this. you've got this western coming out. this looks like a -- first of all, your character is based on a real character, which is almost never the case for a western. >> true. nat love, deadwood dick, born in tennessee, ex-slave, or enslaved person. outlaw, cowboy, badass. in the film i go out to seek revenge on this guy and his gang, because when i was a boy they killed my parents. if you read his autobiography, there's all these episodes about how excellent he was as a cowboy. he could ride better than everybody, shoot better than everybody. so when i read the script i said okay, this is a bad-ass story. >> jimmy: did you go to learn and ride and shoot and all that stuff? >> so i'm from texas. this is my texas stance.

>> jimmy: when you say you're from texas, that's how you have to do it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i got you. >> no, i'm from texas. my family, we had a farm. it's not this extravagant farm, we just had a farm. it's just what people do. >> jimmy: a working farm. >> a working farm. we had horses on it. i got to hang around the horses. and so i was familiar with horses. >> jimmy: you're very comfortable with that kind of stuff. >> yeah. but i've had a lot of cowboy camps. my first film i did had a cowboy camp. >> jimmy: these are when they prepare you -- >> to be a cowboy. >> jimmy: right. >> so it was a cowboy camp. so we had a lot of gun twirling and horse riding. so i was about, i would say a 7 on riding a horse. i'd say nat love was about a 12. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: jay-z is one of the producers on this film. was he involved? like was he there on the set with you? >> no, we shot this at the height of the pandemic. >> jimmy: oh. >> but i tell you what jay-z,

mr. carter did do is we were at a party, we were all hanging out and he was hosting the party, and he did give me the most emboldening thing. this cast is crazy. you know, idris elba, regina king, zazie beetz, dion cole -- it's crazy. [ applause ] and then me. i can ride a horse. i can offer you that. but no, jay-z was very -- we were just grooving. i hugged him, i thanked him for the role-i said thank you for the opportunity. he said oh baby, we're going to kill it. we're going to kill this thing. in the middle of the pandemic i lived in santa fe and stayed in santa fe when the film went down i just thought about that. when jay-z says you're going to kill, it you're going to make a classic, you kind of believe in that. [ applause ] >> jimmy: that's exciting.

you've got a lot ahead of you. you're going to kill that movie. you killed the movie, now you're going to kill some avengers on top of it. >> i'm a killer. >> jimmy: you're a killer. >> we have to find laney. what's her name again? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: finally, the final person on your list is laney. the chicken and rice place. jonathan majors, everybody. "the harder they fall" is in theaters october 22nd and netflix november 3rd. thanks, jonathan. we'll be back with walk the moon. you're doing it wrong, man! what's wrong with action figures? nothing, except buying them without capital one shopping. what's that? samuel... mr. l... jackson. capital one shopping instantly searches for available coupon codes and automatically applies them. just download it to your computer. whoa! you're my hero. yeah... i can tell. you like it? i look good in miniature. capital one shopping... it's kinda genious. (in s.l.j. voice) what's in your wallet? i don't say it like that, devin.

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>> jimmy: many thanks to martin short, jonathan majors and walk the moon. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night larry david and david chang with music from phoebe bridgers. thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. i now turn you over to their custody. good night. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

this is "nightline." >> tonight, they appeared to be the perfect couple. bob and gale. except bob, the successful doctor, had a dark side. >> the bernbaum story when you get down to it, is dr. jekyll and mr. hyde. >> there were plenty of warning signs. >> bob tried to kill the cat. he had the cat in the toilet, choking it with its head submerged underwater. >> then gale disappeared. without a trace. >> bob calls me. he says is gale still with you? >> no body to bury, no proof of a murder. >> feels completely safe. completely confident that he's gotten away with murder. >> but would he? the special edition of "nightline,"