have a good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight, dan levy, and music from rufus du sol. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you, thank you. welcome. [ cheers and applause ] thanks, everybody. that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. i hope that those of you watching at home are safe and sound as a storm pounds the northeastern united states, threatening halloween celebrations this weekend, particularly in new england, where they are already

threatened by humans, by people who are trying to take halloween away. [ laughter ] i know the country is very divided right now. but this i believe might be the kind of thing that will unite us. maybe not. probably not. but there's a school district in melrose, massachusetts just a few miles north of boston that has decided to, quote, deemphasize halloween. and not because of covid. it has nothing to do with covid. schools will not host their annual halloween festivities this year thanks to a new policy superintendent julie kukenberger sent a letter to parents saying over the past several years mps has worked to deemphasize halloween community building through fall celebrations as we work to address unfinished learning two of our key priorities are aequity and the inclusion of all students and fostering a sense of belonging and partnerships with students, family and staff. i guess that means no halloween party? i don't know why. [ laughter ] it sounds to me like maybe julie kukenberger couldn't think of a fun costume so she rupe ruined it it for everyone.

[ laughter ] parents have start a petition to bring halloween back to the school but the district is standing pat. kukenberger said there are people who don't celebrate hal wiens, students, and that means those kids might not come to school at all that day. which all right. problem solved then, right? [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know. bring on the skittles, right? maybe i'm being obtuse but who's feeling marginalized by a halloween party? goblin americans? i don't know. [ laughter ] all i know for sure is there are about to be a lot of eggs thrown at the kukenberger house. [ laughter ] instead of deemphasizing halloween maybe what they need is an alternate non-offensive name for the holiday at the end of october. it could be freely celebrated. at schools inclusively for all. and because we like to be helpful we came up with some ideas. national gourd appreciation day. squash-ashana. children dressed slightly differently than they normally do every day. the festival of non-terrifying

ecofriendly rubber masks. draculabor day. all snickers eve. afterlife awareness day. just let the theater kids go nuts night. and something we can all get behind. rob schneider's birthday. 58 this year. [ cheers and applause ] happy birthday, rob. in new york they're packing down on what the kids can wear to school. three schools in new york have banned costumes based on "squid game" the netflix show. it looks like daft punk at the dollar store. the real question is who's letting their young children watch "squid game"? you shouldn't let kids watch homicidal games of red light green light when you're still playing regular games of red light green light. there will be no strick or treating at the white house. joe manchin and kyrsten sinema

blocked if. the official reason they're skipping the annual tradition is becase the bidens will be at the g20 in italy. true. joe just wants to keep all the werther's originals for himself. he loves them. this would never happen under trump. every day under trump was halloween. [ cheers and applause ] every day he he woke up in the morning, he put on a full pumpkin face, ate garbage out of a bag and scared the hell out of everyone. [ cheers and applause ] though i will say, i have to be honest, i think you'll agree with me on this, guillermo. you're not listening at all, are you? >> guillermo: no, i am. >> jimmy: truth be told, i miss trump at times like this halloween. i miss watching him give out the candy. that was one of the few bright spots of his time in office. i mean, remember this? he had the kids. he put the candy on the kids. and then melania she's like i guess this is what they do here in america. [ laughter ] that's also how he feeds eric and don jr. it's why their hair is so

greasy. guess who showed up in costume in congress yesterday. senator kyrsten sinema presided over the senate yesterday dressed to the 1999s. >> the clerk will report the nomination. >> nomination. the judiciary. serala negala of connecticut to be united states district judge for the district of connecticut. >> jimmy: what a rebel. oh, boy, she really does march to the beat of her own drum, doesn't she? in this case it's the drummer from loverboy. but it's a different drum. [ laughter ] save it for sturgis, sinema. you look like you lost your sleeves in a scrapbooking accident. and fda advisory panel voted yesterday to recommend the pfizer covid vaccine for children age 5 to 11. it was a unanimous vote. one abstention. one doctor did not vote yes. this doctor, steven yu, who said the vaccine is poopy and dumdum. but children will probably start getting the shots in the next couple of weeks, which is exciting.

now kids can forget about covid and worrying about that and go back to spreading every other disease known to man. [ laughter ] and even though trump announced we'd rounded the corner more than a year ago and his fox friends enthusiastically agreed, actually he infected his inner circle and vice versa with covid. some people like tucker carlson are still working hard to criticize joe biden for the way he's handling this. ♪ >> did you see that? did you see what just happened? that was a crime caught on film. >> jimmy: my god, he's right. for a minute there i thought we were watching an episode of "cops." there was a crime. someone stop that maniac before he kills again. [ laughter ] and it only got tuckier from there. >> we grew the middle class to make sure everyone's included on the deal.

[ coughing ] the kinds of investment that would stimulate the economy. >> [ imitating coughing ]. no one from the cdc arrested joe biden that day. no one ever will. the people who make the rules don't have to follow them. >> jimmy: yeah, good one, tuck. where are those cdc police when you need them to arrest -- what a soppy bag of phlegm he is. [ cheers and applause ] you know they call women karens? can we call male karens carlsons from now on? [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, trump's former top covid adviser, dr. deborah birx, you know the lady with the scarves. well, according to dr. birx team trump was slow to react to covid and as a result 130,000 americans who didn't need to die died. which is like the entire population of topeka, kansas dead because birx told investigators trump was too distracted by the election to

work to stop covid. is that what he got distracted -- it's like saying a dog got too distracted to open a museum. he wasn't going to be able to stop covid. but they asked her, they said - he did everything he could to try to mitigate the spread of the virus and save lives during the pandemic and birx responded no. she just said no. which i don't know. sounds like somebody might not be getting a terrifying christmas card this year. [ laughter ] the ringling brothers & barnum and bailey circus, which has gone for a while might be coming back with an exciting new twist. and that new twist is no animals. there will be no animals at the circus anymore. which i don't know how that's even -- without animals the circus is just a bunch of people eating funnel cake and swinging flashlights in a tent, right? [ laughter ] and what becomes of those animals? the circus animals. are they released back into the wild to do tricks? because that would be an awesome and very confusing safari. [ laughter ] this is a good one. this is from a game show from

the uk called "tipping point" where not one but two contestants combined to give one of the best worst answers in game show history. >> in his epic poems homer often reers to nectar as the drink of th gods. and which other substance as their food? >> i know we like donuts. i think i'll go with donuts, please, len. >> okay. could have passed this one over to lindsay. lindsay? >> i would have said donuts as well. >> i'll just read this question again. in his epic poems homer often refers to nectar as the drink of the gods and which are substances? >> oh. wrong homer. >> he realized he's gone for the wrong homer. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he's gone for the wrong homer. and they make fun of us. and by the way, he still got it

wrong. the correct answer was duff beer in case you're wondering. [ laughter ] have you seen the photos of the tiktok woman posing from her father's funeral? yeah. this is a real post. as far as i know. from an influencer named jane rivera who is from florida of course. [ laughter ] and she posted this on instagram. this is her in front of her dad's open casket. the caption says "butterfly fly away. all right, papi, you're my best friend. a life well lived." and of course people went nuts. she had to deactivate her account. to me that's the most upsetting part about it. the moment all i want to do is start following this woman her account disappears. [ laughter ] i guess we all grieve in our own very obnoxious ways. the way i look at it, if that's the way he raised his kid this is what he gets. [ laughter ] let's have another look at that. because she's definitely an influencer. she's influencing people to understand that a one-shoulder double-breasted blazer dress, not a good look.

[ laughter ] who's worse, this girl or the moron she roped into taking those pictures? my guess is either stupid boyfriend or horny priest. one of the two. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you know, there are so many silly things happening on social media every day. people are so eager to be seen. and we enjoy having fun with that dynamic. so we went out on the street and we asked people to try some popular tiktok challenges. you know these viral tiktok challenges. these we made up. these aren't really viral tiktok challenges. but they are tonight's halloween-themed edition of "tricktok." >> deanna, are you on tiktok? >> yes. >> have you been watching all the crazy halloween challenges this year? >> for sure. >> how about the silly string selfie one that everyone's doing? >> sure. >> spray that in your face. >> all right. >> the whole can. there you go. keep going. doing great. i think that can's messed up. let me give you a better can.

this one's good. >> and now you're done with your costume. >> okay. think of a ghost. >> yeah. okay. go ahead, make out with the ghost. >> what ghost is that? >> casper. casper's hot. >> casper's a child. >> casper's a child? >> this is a sriracha vampire's challenge. >> fill your mouth up all the way. >> i want to suck your blood. >> this is the snickers and mustard challenge. oh, god. mm-mm. >> oh, my god, trey, i feel terrible. i screwed up. it's not mustard. it's tartar sauce. >> all right. this is the snickers in tartar sauce challenge.

oh. this one's better. >> the most popular sexy costumes have been canceled this year. >> yes. >> they're not woke. so now we have some unsexy costumes we'd like you to try. >> okay. this is the unsexy maid challenge. >> even less sexy. i'm still getting sexy, mark. of course the big popular costume this year is "squid game." >> absolutely. >> but because of supply chain problems you can't get the "squid game" costumes. >> okay. >> so we stopped by the fish market and picked up some real squid. >> uh-oh. >> okay. it's time to play the "squid game" challenge. grab that. >> one of my worst fears. >> well, halloween's all about facin your fears. >> this is the "squid game" challenge. >> all right. here we go. yeah! >> this is the egg yourself challenge. you have 30 seconds.

ready? go. >> there you go. [ bell dinging ] and that's time. >> happy halloween. >> bonus egg for tiktok? >> this is the candy corn on the cob challenge. go ahead, grab both ends of that and have at it. hold on, hold on. a little salt. there we go. >> this is good. >> jimmy: all right. we're going to take a break. when we come back i will don my gavel and robe to dole out justice in a thrilling flu installment of "judge james." so stick around.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. dan levy and rufus du sol is on the way. but first i'm more thn juan jus tv talk show host. i'm also a respected television judge. for the past 35 years i've been ruling on cases with the help of my trusty bailiff guillermo. and after a long break from the law we are back in the courtroom. these are real cases with actual litigants who for some reason decided to put their legal fate in the hands of judge james. >> this i the plaintiff, tiffany royster. she claims that the haircut she received at nice and easy salon was so bad she was too ashamed to go to work. she's suing for $1,200.

this is the defendant, marlene packard. she maintains that she gave the plaintiff the short haircut she requested only to be harassed by the plaintiff's mother andrea. it's the case of the catastrophic cut. >> raise your right hand. >> what you are about to witness is real. the participants are not actors. they're actual litigants with a case pending in civil court. both parties have agreed to drop their claims, to have their case decided here by judge james. >> guillermo: the litigants are sworn, your honor. >> jimmy: what's that? >> guillermo: the ligaments -- >> jimmy: the ligaments have been sworn in? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: very good. tiffany royster. tiffany? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are suing your hairstylist marlene packard. marlene? >> yes. >> jimmy: for $1200. you claim you went in for a $100 short cut and were so unhappy with the results you were unable to leave your home for days. is that correct?

>> yes. >> jimmy: marlene, you said you did everything you could to give tiffany the haircut she asked for. you also claim that you and the owner of the salon -- this is you? >> yes. >> jimmy: refunded her $60 and you gave her a follow-up haircut that was to her liking. >> yes. >> jimmy: all right. well, we'll start with the plaintiff. tell me what happened. >> i had asked her if she could do me a short haircut in text messages. and when i got there i had showed her a picture of megan good. >> jimmy: the actress? >> yes. >> jimmy: mm-hmm. >> and she got to chopping. and once i realized how much hair she cut off i was like oh, no, this is too short, this is not the style that i just showed you. >> jimmy: do you have photos of what you were asking for and what the result was? >> yes. >> evidence locker! >> jimmy: this is the cut. megan good? >> yes. >> jimmy: and this is the back of your head? >> yes. >> jimmy: now, what's wrong here?

>> it's trimmed too low. megan good has a little more hair in the back. >> i explained to her in the beginning there was no way she could look like megan good. >> no. there's no way that you can do -- >> jimmy: so you just wanted to look like megan good and you feel like it came out megan bad? >> that's point. straight up.ow how to do hair.- and you shouldn't have been in her hair cutting it off like that. >> marlene been doing hair for 20 years. she's a great hairstylist. >> she's not. >> and you aren't all that good either. how about that? >> jimmy: may i ask, you own the salon? >> yes, sir. >> jimmy: what's your name? >> pigg. >> jimmy: pig? >> yeah. p-i with two gs. it's actually the old charlie brown character pigpen. >> jimmy: you went in and you tried to make the plaintiff happy and fix the haircut? >> yes. can i give you half your money back and then i will perform a hairstyle on her because i do designs. >> designs in my head. i'm not a boy. i don't want no designs. if anything, provide me a wig. >> well, we tried to make her

happy. we did her part. there was nothing we could do. >> jimmy: you had to miss work because o this? >> yes. i missed two days of work because of my hair. >> she was very upset. >> jimmy: because you were embarrassed about your hair. why are you suing for $1200 for a $100 haircut? >> because basically i have to provide wigs for my head and wigs are very expensive. >> jimmy: do you have receipts for those items? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. may i see those? >> this one. >> guillermo: take your time. [ laughter ] >> there you are. >> jimmy: all right. thank you. all right. we've got a wig. $96.80. we've got $226 for -- what is

this for? >> a wig. >> jimmy: another wig? >> yes. >> jimmy: how many wigs did you need? >> i need a few. i have to switch up. i can't be the same all the time. >> jimmy: and what is the $179 for? chemicals and human hair. >> this is ridiculous. >> jimmy: that's what it says, human hair. >> yes. >> there's no way in the world she need $175 and $76 for product. >> that's how much it costs. >> your honor, she don't have $15 worth of hair. >> 15.99 hair -- >> did you pay 15. 99 for the hair? >> did i pay 75? >> you didn't pay for the install -- >> i look good now. i look good now, don't i? i didn't look good with that. >> marlene, that hairstyle do not look like $200. >> jimmy: i'm at a little bit of a loss. so i'm going to have to call in an expert. bailiff, please bring in the expert. >> guillermo: sure. >> jimmy: to help us with this. very, very difficult case.

>> hey. >> jimmy: now, this is -- >> you've got to be kidding. >> jimmy: all rise for megan good. >> you've got to be kidding. >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: okay. now all can sit for megan good as well. >> that's awesome. >> don't look like that. >> jimmy: megan, thank you for being here. you've been listening to all of this. >> yes. yes, i have. >> jimmy: what do you think? >> you know, it's kind of hard to say but what i will say is to me her hair was cut too short in the back. so that's kind of what went through my mind. >> jimmy: so what i'm going to do as judge here is i am going to rule in favor of the plaintiff in the amount of $40. and each party will get a selfie with meagan good. does that make us happy? >> yes. >> okay. >> thank you. >> guillermo: selfie time. selfie time. come on, everybody. we're going to do a selfie together with judge james.

everybody say judge james! >> judge james! >> all right. judge james has rendered his verdict. let's talk to everybody, the plaintiff and the defendant here. i tell you what, everybody's happy. let's see a group hug. come on. >> it ain't the right time. >> it ain't the right time. it's all over with now. so you might as well hug it it out. >> shut up talking to me. >> you see? hold on. there was a meagan good time had by all. back to you, jimmy. this is good. they're going to take it outside. >> i'll slap the [ bleep ] out of her. >> you better calm down, lady. >> on the next "judge james." >> you're suing them for the not good stuff that you're missing. >> i think the legal term is conversion. [ banging gavel ] >> jimmy: please don't educate me on the law. i practically invented the the word conversion. >> guillermo: don't let it happen again. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with dan levy!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. tonight, all the way from sydney, australia with a brand new album called "surrender," music from rufus du sol from the mercedes-benz stage. tomorrow night the wonderful regina king will join us. the wonderful lenny clarke will join us. we'll have music from the kid laroi and hopefully bill murray too. you know, bill was supposed to be with us tonight but there's a big storm on the east coast and the power went out in his yurt. so he wasn't able to make it. we'll try it again tomorrow. our first guest is a very funny

emmy-winning actor, writer, director, and producer you may know from an emmy-winning show he did with his dad eugene with whom he teams up once again for this new book, "best wishes, warmest regards, the story of schitt's creek." please welcome dan levy! [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? >> great to be here. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. last time you were here was -- last time was like via satellite from canada. >> yeah, last time i was on my couch with my dad, and i believe he did a bit where he brought a broom out because the show had just swept the emmys and he thought that was like a really good cool thing to do. listen, it was a bold choice. and i stand by him for it. >> jimmy: i love your dad. and he is one of the funniest people in the world. >> he really is.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and isn't it great that -- your dad is one of the funniest guys ever. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and has been part of so many great things dating back to "sctv," which is the greatest sketch comedy show of all time. [ cheers and applause ] and yet he's still a dad and still can't resist a broom joke. >> can't resist that broom joke. cannot resist the broom. and it was just waiting there by the side of the room and i could tell that he was clocking it like figuring out when to bring it out. [ laughter ] he did it. and it worked. >> jimmy: i think -- and congratulations again on all the emmys. which is a great accomplishment. clr [ cheers and applause ] but for me your greatest accomplishment is, and i remember way back when, i think the first time maybe chris elliott was on my show promoting your show, and at the time i wasn't allowed to say schitt's creek. and now because of you i can say the word schitt's on television.

>> is that a fact? >> jimmy: we have to put the logo up. >> god forbid. >> jimmy: so the people at home know i'm referring to the show. >> i'm glad we can finally say it, though. >> jimmy: will you, dan, make a show called [ bleep ] town? with a p-h. >> i'm announcing the new show tonight. called [ bleep ] town. > jimmy: you just came in from new york, right? >> p-h. that's exactly what we meant too. yeah. i came in from new york. we were launching the book. >> jimmy: you're launching the book. i have the book right here. >> there it is. >> jimmy: you had a signing event? >> we did like a signing event for a lot of people, which was a rare experience because who's been around a lot of people in like 2 1/2 years? and i was reminded of just how sweet our fans are. we have the sweetest fans of the show, and i was reminded of this at the end of the night. my dad was asked by the moderator of this q&a that we were at, participating in, if he had any final words for the audience. and he said no, i'm looking

forward to going home. [ laughter ] and the audience laughed and applauded. what a sweet group of people to applaud at a joke made at their expense. very, very sweet and glad to have everybody. >> jimmy: well, funny's funny. there's some interesting stuff in here. you got a lot of like behind-the-scenes stuff. this is -- >> so that's a story. when we were putting -- that beautiful sketch, might i add, is from the great catherine o'hara. [ cheers and applause ] and when we were putting the book together -- yeah. we sort of reached out to the cast and crew and said is there like memorabilia, is there pictures and things you could put into the book because we want to make it special. and somehow that sketch made it to my desk and i thought this is the weirdest little sketch. and that was catherine's original idea for what became that iconic final look in our

show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's a little bit different. you stylized it a bit differently. >> i'm proud of our costume and hair department for taking that sketch and somehow turning it into what happened on the show. >> jimmy: do you -- i know you have input in everything obviously. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but are you focused on what catherine would wear on the show? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i shopped for basically every look and would bring them all in. because we had -- the budget of our show was about six pennies and a shell. [ laughter ] so when you have no money but you want to dress people in designer clothes you have to find creative ways of doing that. so i would shop the entire year, save the clothes, and then bring them to set and work with our costume designer to style them. it's left me with the most horrendous shopping addiction. >> jimmy: oh, has it? >> i was shopping on a company card. and now i'm just shopping and there's no company card anymore.

[ laughter ] so i'm trying to figure out like -- >> jimmy: it's like after christmas when you get in this rhythm of buying gifts and then it's like january and you're like, huh, i guess i just don't buy gifts anymore. >> the gifts are just for me and i'll be selling them soon because i've run out of money. >> jimmy: this is really great. so you asked your fans i guess to send in pictures of their driver's license -- their license plates, rather. and all of these people in all of these states. >> jimmy, i can't answer why this happened. but i knew that it was happening. we sort of of canvassed people and said if you have a license plate send it in. this is a small portion of what was actually sent in because im iave t s don't to the it's a three w. it's not an ew. >> listen, it's a stretch. [ laughter ] that resulted in a sort of tagline that i think will haunt me for the rest of my life. >> jimmy: i hope so. i hope it does. i hope it does. >> ew is not necessarily something you want screamed at

you in your most vulnerable time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what annie murphy, who is your sister on the show -- and your sister in real life was also on the show. >> sarah levy. played twyla on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: she just got married, right? >> she did. she got married like two weeks ago. fresh. newlyweds. >> jimmy: i kind of knew that because i had invited your dad to something and then he was like yeah, i'm going to come. and then he's like oh no, wait, my daughter's getting married. [ laughter ] >> that actually really tracks for my dad and his memory. sorry that he couldn't make whatever you were doing. >> jimmy: well, it was less important. as the brother of the bride what were your responsibilities? >> i was the dj. >> jimmy: oh, wow. they put you to work. >> thank you. [ applause ] it was -- it was nothing quite as thrilling as like dancing with your aunts to olivia rodrigo. [ laughter ] like a special experience. and i had to give a speech. which i thought okay, well, hopefully that will come quite

easily. and i thought it did. my speech was in the middle of the night. you had a wedding recently. >> jimmy: my daughter got married, yes. >> did you do a speech? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sure. >> where did it fall in the run of show? >> jimmy: i used to be a wedding dj. so i really know how to do this. and where you want it to be is while people are kind of finishing their meal because they're -- you know, you get their attention that way. >> that's what i thought. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but then my sister and brother-in-law did their speeches at the beginning of the night and absolutely crushed. like could not have done better. >> jimmy: the worst. >> and then i thought should i have just led? because i don't flow if this is going to be any good. so i gave my speech. went fine. it was fine. and then my parents came on afterwards and sang a duet, a surprise duet, for my sister. and suddenly my speech was just absolute [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: it was forgotten. >> we can say that now because we're talking about -- it never came up.

>> jimmy: but dan, this whole year the last two years have been mostly about you. let's let your sister have a -- >> let's let my parents have a moment. >> jimmy: do you like it when your parents sing? most people don't. >> you know, it was like the sweetest -- they sang an emmylou harris duet called "love and happiness." >> jimmy: wow. >> for my sister. it was a complete surprise. and it just brought the house down. my mom who's a very sort of -- doesn't like the spotlight. absolutely flailed it. >> jimmy: wow, you have some family. my family, i've got to work on them. i really do. [ laughter ] dan levy is with us. this is his book. it's called "best wishes, warmest regards." we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪i don't relate to you♪ ♪i don't relate to you, no♪ ♪and i don't talk about you on the internet♪ ♪never told anyone anything bad♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, we're back with dan levy. this is his book "best wishes, warmest regards, the story of schitt's creek." and i know that you've said that one of your goals was to create a show that people would dress up as the characters. >> yeah. >> jimmy: right? >> i think that's like kind of a dream. you want to just make something that people want to make fun of. >> jimmy: it is a dream but i think it's a dream that most people don't think of in advance. it kind of happens afterward. >> right, right, right. i felt like if you dress people kind of the same for long enough maybe if people end up watching your show they will try to emulate that at halloween. >> jimmy: very good point. >> what do we have here? >> jimmy: now you've got people dressed up as your characters for halloween. >> the costumes are great.

i'm really impressed by the rosebud motel sign that they hoisted, erected on an actual motel. >> jimmy: i'm going to guess they went to the motel, yes? no? >> no. that is not where we shoot. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> someone built a set. >> jimmy: this is -- >> that's very good. that's very, very good. and again, that band of hair around that hat is very tricky to pull off. >> jimmy: there's a little bit of ricky gervais going on there too i think. and now you've got some kids. and that's fun. >> i love the eyebrows on my dad. just in case you didn't know. they drew them in extra thick. >> jimmy: what are you doing for halloween? what's your plan? >> i am doing nothing for halloween. i'm in a house unfortunately that sort of turns the lights off. >> jimmy: you -- oh, you don't go. >> yeah, because i had trick or treaters for a long time and they never said thank you. [ laughter ] they just like -- it wasn't even a trick or treat. it was just a bag being held out and an expectation of gifts. >> jimmy: that's what happens in

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>> jimmy: all right. we did it again. i mean, some said we wouldn't but we did. i want to thank dan levy. i want to thank rufus du sol. i want to thank meagan good for coming in and ruling. apologies to matt damon. we unfortunately did run out of time for him. he will be rescheduled sometime in the future. tomorrow night regina king, lenny clarke, music from the kid laroi and maybe bill murray too if he can build the ark and escape the storm. "nightline" is next. thank you very much for watching. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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