android tv, and was on fire tv and roku. download the app and start streaming. ama: >> dicky: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon bernthal, the bachelorette michelle young, and music from parker mccollum. and now - jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. oh, it's very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. that's very fine, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. i'm glad you're here. jon bernthal and michelle, the bachelorette, are with us tonight on "bachelorette" night here in the usa. are you watching "the

bachelorette" this season? [ cheers and applause ] i feel half of you are lying but that's all right. [ laughter ] we are getting a sense of what we may have to look forward to in the race for president, in 2024. why we're talking about the race for president in 2024, i have no idea. but since we are, joe biden was asked and says he expects to run again. even though he will be 82 years old. he's planning to either run for re-election or take out a reverse mortgage on the white house. [ laughter ] some democrats are hoping bernie will be the nominee again. but he's 80. bernie sanders makes joe biden look like timothée chalamet. [ laughter ] but make no mistake. joe wants you to know he is in. they've even unveiled their new slogan, which is "get on my lawn." [ laughter ] and of course the other bigly question is whether or not orange julius will run against him. some say he won't. even his former lawyer, michael cohen, thinks he won't. which i find difficult to believe. i think he's desperate for

attention and needs to be president to get it. right now, he's not allowed on facebook, he's not allowed to tweet, he calls into these right wing cable news channels and that's really it. for five years, he monopolized every moment of our lives and i don't know, i'm not interested in that anymore. in fact, from now on, if i feel i have no choice but to show a new clip of donald trump blabbering about this or that, from now on, the emperor will appear, with no clothes. >> it's a book that shows you the beauty of the united states of america. >> the many beautiful photographs here. there you are examining the wall. with xi, with netanyahu, with other world leaders, putin. this is a very positive, really wholesome book for the holidays. it's been a great honor. >> thank you very much. >> god bless. >> jimmy: wow, he's tanning all over. [ laughter and applause ] last night was another disappointing one for the qanon crowd.

the 200 craziest people in america gathered again at dealey plaza in dallas, for the resurrection of jfk and/or jfk jr. the idea, he would rise from the dead to reinstall donald trump as president of the united states. i guess it didn't happen, i don't know. [ laughter ] say what you will about these lunatics, but you have to admire their dedication. they've been there for weeks now. somebody's 20 minutes late, i go home. [ laughter ] sadly for them, thinking about this last night i thought, what if john f. kennedy and his son really did show up in dallas, what if they rose from the grave? how would we handle that? [ laughter ] what would we do? we'd have to rethink everything, right? or what if they were half right and ted kennedy showed up? [ laughter ] like a bunch of wine coolers or something, you know? [ laughter ] there are a lot of loo-loo lemons out there right now. the my pillow man, mike lindell has quite a weekend plan. he is hosting a 96 hour long

"thanks-a-thon" on his website, doing all his greatest hits about election fraud and whatnot. lindell announced today that he's planning to bring his case to the supreme court in order to, quote, "do a new election." i'm sure they'll get right on that. [ laughter ] i mentioned last night lindell invited me to call into his delusia-palozza. which honestly, i would enjoy doing. i'd probably let him come over for thanksgiving dinner. [ laughter ] he goes on and on about the election. my father tells us about his knee surgeries. [ laughter ] really, i think they could cancel each other out. but my wife isn't as excited about me getting on a zoom with a bunch of conspiracy theorists over thanksgiving. so now mike may be forced to do this. >> we could actually try and get a, you know, a jimmy -- he's got a fake mike on his show. i would really like to get a fake jimmy. i'd like to surprise him with something. >> get the guy from the control room, they like that idea. >> a fake jimmy, let's bring jimmy on. you know what? if he doesn't commit, okay -- if

he doesn't commit, i think we should look into that. >> i do. i agree. >> i really do. >> jimmy: all right, now i'm not going to commit because i'm dying to see who the fake jimmy is. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] what are they going to come up with? lindell has been flying around the country, trying to get state attorney generals to sign his lawsuit so he can get it to the supreme court. he also says the republican national committee and fox news are trying to silence him. last night on one of these flights to who the tell know is where to get somebody to sign lindell called into his own show, and that went just perfectly. >> i don't know, how am i coming in? >> loud and clear, the picture is perfect. loud and year. >> am i squished at all? >> nope, you're good. you can pull back a little bit. but other than that, it's great. >> i think my head looks too big.

[ no audio ] >> now you're breaking up. >> i'll catch you at 10,000 feet, we'll be back! >> jimmy: it's hard to believe the website isn't catching on. [ laughter ] and it only got better from there. >> boner event, boner event, boner event! the more money we could raise, we know how they advertise on tv. [ laughter and applause ] >> we may have lost you. he's at 10,000 feet. do we have sean with us, logan? what's that? >> i've seen the people that advertise -- >> mike's back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: even the wi-fi is conspiring against him now. [ laughter ] what are they going to do on this marathon, for 96 hours? 96 is a lot of hours in a row. i think we need to check in on mike -- do we have him?

is our connection -- oh there he is. mike! [ cheers and pplause ] >> jumpin' jehosephat! you're not supposed to be alive scram! >> jimmy: mike, it's not the beef talking. it's jimmy kimmel. >> oh, for crying in the rain -- not now, jimberly kimberly. i don't got time to fool around! >> jimmy: where are you? >> i'm in the back of the frank speech mobile command center. we gotta stay on the move so the deep state can't track us. >> jimmy: that looks like a refrigerated box truck. >> yeah, look, i'm from minnesota. i don't get cold. my mom gave birth to me over an ice fishin' hole on lake minnetonka! [ laughter ] besides, this is how i'm gonna stay awake for 96 hours! sub-zero temperatures are nature's crack cocaine! >> jimmy: oh. >> and i use nature's crack because the holy spirit and the second district court of wannaponasic county say i can't smoke real crack. [ laughter ]

ever since i woke up buck nude at the old spaghetti factory. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i warned you, you're going to get hypothermia in there, mike. >> god willing! then i won't have to take any potty breaks! like my grampy in biwabik used to say, "you can't make yellow if your cranker's frostbit." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. >> juno! stay off the sidewalks! i got my nephew juno driving. >> jimmy: isn't juno like 12 years old? >> don't get your sack tangled. he grew up on a commercial fishing boat in manila so he can handle a diesel engine. >> jimmy: i see. that wasn't exactly what i was worried about. but anyway. i know you invited me to peer on your thanks-a-thon -- >> that's right. look, jim. it's packed, but we can squeeze you in. how about you got thursday at 5:00? >> jimmy: that's right in the middle of thanksgiving dinner. that's the worst time. >> how 'bout i pencil you in right after steve bannon does 99 bottles of beer? >> jimmy: steve bannon's going to sing? [ laughter ]

>> no, i booked him to drink 99 bottles of beer and drive his el camino through nancy pelosi's garage door. good gussy, i can't feel my toes! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you should get some hot tea or something. >> i'm fine. i got eleven cases of monster energy drink! ah, these biscuits, they're harder than i was during that "buffy the vampire slayer" marathon on upn. >> jimmy: what? >> what a sweetheart. >> jimmy: wow. > it's stuck! sonofa -- >> jimmy: yeah, just get some water on that, are you okay? >> that's gonna leave a blister, i think. >> jimmy: i think so, too. >> okay, listen how 'bout i put ya on right before jfk jr. emerges from his cocoon? or i squeeza ya in between the diamond & silk wet sweatshirt contest and papa john reading "huckleberry finn"? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: mike, sounds like a lot of entertainment. as much as i appreciate the offer, i don't think i can make it.

>> come on, jim! i gave you four time slots! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god -- >> i got a finger snapped off, now i'm going to 10. i gotta soak this in milk so they can reattach it. juno, bang a "u-ey" i lost another digit! >> jimmy: mike, you seem busy so i'm going to let you go. >> oh, whoa -- >> jimmy: it's dangerous there. >> mayday, mayday! abandon truck! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i wish him luck. and happy thanksgiving to mike lindell and the whole crew there. thanksgiving's on thursday. doctors worry that with everyone gathering indoors, there could be another wave of covid. this would be the fourth or fifth. i don't know, at this point they're like "american pie" movies. [ laughter ] everyone remembers the first one but is surprised to hear there were a lot more. one thing that is for sure though is we are in much better shape this thanksgiving than we

were last thanksgiving. and to prove it, once again, we open the coronavirus time capsule to look back at what was going on a year ago this week. we've done it again in a turkey day edition, of "this week in covid history." >> this week in covid history, as we end november 2020, president butterball is for the birds. >> i hereby grant you a full pardon. >> victory. we've won the war on thanksgiving. >> passengers in the united states have set a pandemic air travel record. despite a warning not to travel for the thanksgiving holiday. >> let's just confine the celebration to the family unit that lives with you. >> stop rocking the gravy boat, doc. >> if you're going to see grandma for the holidays, it's suddenly a superspreader event. >> for many people, this is their final thanksgiving, believe it or not. >> for some it's their final thanksgiving as president. >> today, wisconsin completed a recount that confirmed biden's win with a small boost, adding 87 votes.

>> ahoy, ahoy -- it's the fox phone. who's calling at this hour? >> joe biden did not get 80 million votes. they didn't. dumps. they call them dumps. big, massive dumps [ speaking of massive dumps -- >> the president's legal team have been a national embarrassment. >> unless the legal situation changes, joe biden will be inaugurated on january 20th. >> say it ain't joe. questions from his adorable little desk. >> between you people -- don't talk to me that way, you're just a lightweight. don't talk to me -- don't talk to me. blah, blah, blah, blah blah, blah! >> this has been "this week in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight, the bachelorette michelle young is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from parker mccollum. and we'll be back with jon bernthal. so stick around!

>> faster, juno! i done snapped off a nipple!

>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. from "the bachelorette" right here on abc, the bachelorette herself, michelle young, is with us. [ cheers and applause ] love is in the air, love is with then later he is apple music's up next artist, this is his album gold chain cowboy" music from parker mccollum from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] like here, if i were -- i'd put

at least a message on the shirt. like, "hey, i'm parker." [ laughter ] and i want to say happy birthday to our senior saxophone player. [ cheers and applause ] cleto escobedo senior is 79 years old. same age as the president. >> cleto: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you're the same age as the president now. >> cleto: i am, 79 years young. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. i grew up right across the street from cleto and his son cleto, they have the same name. cleto's wife and mother, sylvia, had these -- when we were kids, your mom and wife had clown figurines. >> cleto: beautiful art pieces. >> jimmy: little statuettes, like holding balloons, taking a was this, walking a clown dog. and they were in the house and i was always kind of fascinated by them.

their home was overrun by little clowns. so for cleto's birthday i got him a couple of new clowns to add to the collection, which i understand is now in storm or something, right? all right, so this is the fisherman clown. because he likes to fish. and this is a colonoscopy clown. [ applause ] you would buy these for sylvia? >> cleto: i would lie them for her for birthdays, christmas. >> jimmy: sylvia, did you want these? >> yes, i loved them. >> jimmy: it occurred to me moms collect weird things. [ laughter ] you notice it when you go home for the holidays. my mother has a huge collection of teapots she has never touched, teapots all over. we thought it would be fun, if when you are back at your parents' house, find the strangest thing, maybe an empty bird house or a ceramic raccoon. ask your mother to hold it up and record her explaining it. record that.

post it to social media with this hashtag, #motherclutter. we'll collect the mother clutter and air our favorites as we go along the year. there, you have an assignment. [ cheers and applause ] that should kill some time this weekend. happy birthday, cletes. sylvia, congratulations on this. >> thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest tonight is a talented actor, producer, and punisher too. you can see him now, with a big mustache and little shorts as coach to venus and serena williams in the new movie, "king richard" with will smith. >> do you think i'm ready? >> i know you're ready. >> will you talk to my dad? >> no, you're trying to feed me to the wolves -- >> you know i'm ready. >> i'm just -- i -- >> talk to him, please. please? >> all right, all right, all right -- >> is that a yes? >> it's that face, your face. it's like i can't -- >> so yes? >> yes, yes, yes, all right, all right, all right. >> yes! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: "king richard" is in theaters and on hbo max now. please welcome jon bernthal. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? >> wow, man. >> jimmy: you look good. >> you too, man. >> jimmy: you are so good in this movie, really good. >> i appreciate you, appreciate you saying that. happy birthday, by the way, and thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you play a guy, a real guy, named rick macy. >> yeah, he's real. >> jimmy: tennis coach. is he really like that? >> you know, he is really like that. he's really like that. and, you know, look. i think for me this movie -- it's about parenthood and fatherhood and sports, and i don't know, i really wanted to be a part of this one. i'm really proud of it. >> jimmy: you found out about this part -- usually you're

beating people up in things, right? [ laughter ] typically -- you've beaten no one up in this movie. >> i've beaten no one in this, no, definitely not. no, this was something that i really went after. you know, i don't think too many people saw me for that part. but it's something i fought for. i didn't beat anybody up for it but i definitely fought for it. >> jimmy: you didn't have to. did you grow the moustache? >> that's my moustache, man. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. not only that man, i kept it. we got shut down for six months and i kept that moustache. [ laughter ] my kids, little billy would tug on that moustache. my wife did not make out with me for six months. [ laughter ] but i believed in the spirit of this film so much. i mean, i took so much crap for that moustache. >> jimmy: were you worried you couldn't grow it back? >> i just believed in the movie. [ laughter ] it's dedication yeah yeah. >> jimmy: will smith plays richard williams, dad to venus and serena, in this crazy true

story. it's a true story, it's hard to believe, but it's quite true. everyone says he's the most fungi to work with. is he the most fun guy to work with? >> i can't say enough good about will. i mean, he's -- >> jimmy: would you say otherwise if he was terrible? >> i would just sort of couch it in another way. [ laughter ] i would go underhanded with it. here's what i'll tell you about will that a lot of people don't know. he's a bad man. not only is he super generous, unbelievably kind, he's got this undeniable spirit. but he's a bad man. and i'll tell you why. look, i don't have very many vices anymore. but one thing that i do is i drive super dang fast, super dang fast. >> jimmy: how fast? >> fast. i'll tell you, i drive myself to work. and we were shooting in anaheim. i knew both will and i had about a two-hour drive home. i know he drives. and we were talking about the drive, doing our thing. and i said, look, will, i drive real fast, i go about 110 miles an hour the whole way, fur:00

a.m. there's nobody on the road and i've got to get home to my kids. he goes, yeah, i get it, i'm up usually 150, 160. [ laughter ] i'm like, you're will smith, dude. you already got it all, man. look, i've never seen him be boastful. i never saw him be arrogant. what are you doing? i got one thing, i drive fast. you don't need to have this too. [ laughter ] there's no way you're doing 150. sure enough, man. i'm in my ford raptor, and i've got it going as good as that thing will go. i'm hightailing it home on the 101. and i look in my side view mirror and i see something moving in a way that no vehicle should ever move -- it was just crazy. zoom, zoom past me. could that be? i looked at it, that's not will's car. then i looked back in the rear-view mirror again. and i saw something coming that literally made it feel like i was standing still. and this thing just, whoo! that was will. the next day, dude, you really do drive that fast, what are you doing?

i found out the first car was his security car. [ laughter ] made sure everything's safe along the way. >> jimmy: what? he's got a scout? >> he's a bad man. [ applause ] >> jimmy: oh my god. >> yeah, dude. >> jimmy: drive slower. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: he's a national treasure anyway, he shouldn't be driving that fast. >> he really is. for some reason, it just feels safe when he's doing it. [ laughter ] you know what i mean? it feels correct. >> jimmy: i know what you mean. there are certain people that you feel like, it's okay. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: have you played a lot of tennis before this movie? >> you know, i hadn't really played much tennis at all. you know, i -- i lost a ton of weight for this. i trained a ton in tennis. i grew my own moustache. you know, i got to train -- i got to train at a place called the wheel tennis academy in ojai, california, where i live. i got to train a top national tennis player -- i learned how to feed, run drills. she had to deal with that accent and me sort of training in

character. and she actually played a part in the movie as the cheating girl. she called me afterwards and said, can you help me get an agent? [ laughter ] i'm like, dude, stick to tennis, you're amazing! but yeah. >> jimmy: you're hitting the ball to her, volleying, all that stuff? >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: did her ranking drop at that time? [ laughter ] do you coach your boys? >> i'm very involved with my kids in sports. you know, look. my son bill, the same guy who was pulling my moustache, he kind of feels himself. he plays travel baseball. he's 8. plays with 11-year-olds. i played baseball. he did have a talk to me, you know, he kind of sat me down at his game. he said, you know, me and the fellows have been talking, dad, we really want you did cool out with your chatter from the stands. and i feel like my chatter's great. i feel like my chatter's amazing. >> jimmy: what is your chatter like? >> hey, what say, kid, think

good thoughts, get some, kid! i think that's pretty good, right? [ cheers and applause ] baseball chatter, right? >> jimmy: positive. >> dad, me and the guys have been talking and you're embarrassing me. i'm like, my man, you were walking around with poop in your pants just a few years ago but i can't embarrass you? he hurt my feelings and i stopped with the chatter. i started talking to kids on his team and no one had said that to him, that was his own thing he came at me with. >> jimmy: you went around and questioned the children? >> you know what, man -- >> jimmy: you did an investigation. >> i didn't believe it, my chatter is that good. >> jimmy: you spoke to each boy? [ laughter ] >> i sat them >> jimmy: said," you have a problem with my chatter?" >> that's right, that's right. >> jimmy: what happened to "hey, batter, batter"? >> nowadays it's rhymes, you know, youth sports.

the state of chatter is not good. >> jimmy: you were there to revolutionize it and you got censored by your son. >> censored by my son. >> jimmy: wow. >> censored by my son. >> jimmy: that's sad, i'm sorry to hear that. "the bachelorette" is tonight. how long have you been married? >> 11 years. >> jimmy: did you meet on a tv show? did you compete for your wife's love? >> man, i'll tell you what. my wife, we've been together for over 20 years now. and, you know -- i look back at sort of my courtship of her. you've got to understand with my wife, she's kurt angle's niece. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. >> won a gold medal with a broken neck, wwe champion. for me, being a young kid at that point when i met her, it was sort of all about proving myself. i was plagued by the insecurities and ego of some young 20-year-old kids. and so for me, you know, i just remember when i was courting her, it was all about these dates where i could sort of prove myself. i remember i took her to skyline

drive in virginia to take her on a hike. i wanted to take her on the biggest, baddest hike there was to prove myself as a fledgling, wannabe that'ser actor, i wanted to show what i could do. i went to the park ranger, what's the hardest hike you've got? well, there's dead man's walk, you ain't getting off this path, stroll, whatever it's called. but he said, it's a 14-mile loop. being 104 degrees, and at this time of day, you can't make that. i said, i'll do that one. i took her on the hike, no water no flashlight, no fire. >> jimmy: what? no water intentional? >> no man, i'm a city kid. i'm not daniel boone. i was like, all right, let's go. i took her on the hike. i tell you, first two hours, it was money. i mean, we were sitting by a waterfall, we actually made out, we were the only people on the hike because nobody else was stupid enough to be on it. two more hours in, things started getting quieter. started to get thirsty. four, five hours in, you could start to feel the anger.

you know what i mean? [ laughter ] we stopped talking. once we got six, seven hours in, you could see the tears in her eyes. start to feel the anger bubbling. man, i really screwed this one up. again, man, you know -- i'm no outdoorsman but i saw this giant light in the sky called the sun. and i saw that sucker was going down. and i knew we still had a long way to go. and i was like, not only will she not ever walk with me again, but we might never go anywhere again. [ laughter ] we might never leave this path. we kept going. i turned the corner. again, you know, i'm not the crocodile hunter, but i did see this pile of excrement. which was very, very big. i knew that could not belong to a squirrel or a raccoon. [ laughter ] it was just like -- it was prehistoric, like dinosaur size. [ laughter ] and i saw it and i was like, oh, boy. and we kept walking. and i saw these two things that looked like baby gorillas. i took a closer look. there were baby bears. from behind the tree came the

mother bear. and took about two aggressive steps towards us, then stood up on its hind legs. it was very big. and i looked at that bear and i said, this is an opportunity. i told this young woman, who now is my wife, i said, i just moved her to the side, i stood in front of that bear. i was afraid of that bear, but compared to the anger and hatred i was feeling? [ laughter ] it was like nothing. i was like, come on, whatever you want to do, we'll do. it took off in the same direction that we had to go. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> we've got to turn around. hey, baby, we ain't turning around because we've got 11 miles that way, and this is the only way we're getting out of this, follow the bear. so i started making noise. we did make it out of it. so i did feel like a hero. we did make it to my jeep wrangler with no top on it. i got in the thing. i felt like a hero at that point. i remember i turned the key in the ignition, i cranked it, but on my waylon jennings. i said," you follow me, little lady, i got you." at that point the sky opened up and it started dumping down rain

on us. [ laughter ] i had no roof in my damn jeep. you know what? my wife really figured out exactly who she was dealing with. >> jimmy: and who was she dealing with? >> look, a lot of spontaneity. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> a risk-taker. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> definitely throwing myself in front of danger. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> the thing is, i will say we did end up soaking wet and bailing water out of my jeep, but we did end up at a cracker barrel. and the thing about the cracker barrel is, everything, everything is good at cracker barrel. [ applause ] everything becomes all right at the cracker behavioral, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. see, that would be a hell of a tv show right there, yeah. well, it's great to see you. great job in the movie. "king richard" in theaters now. jon bernthal, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] back with michelle young, the bachelorette! >> dicky: portions of "jimmy

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>> jimmy: michelle, i find this very interesting. like most of the people who do this show, you have a real job. like a real job. you're an elementary schoolteacher. >> a real job? >> jimmy: a teacher is a real job. when i hear "marketing manager," it makes me think they're selling lotion on instagram. [ laughter ] you have a real job. >> yes, i have a real job. >> jimmy: and are you missing school to be here tonight? >> luckily, we're moving into our fall break. >> jimmy: got the chance i'm not missing too much school with coming to l.a. this time around. >> jimmy: you teach fifth grade? >> fifth grade, wow. >> jimmy: wow. >> pivotal year. >> jimmy: yeah, it is a pivotal year. i mean, i didn't kaen know until eighth grade that teachers didn't live at the school. [ laughter ] the idea that the kids and the parents are seeing you on this

show now must be mind-boggling to them. >> i feel like they still have not grasped the concept of it all. honestly, i haven't either. because i was just grading papers before this. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but they do. i mean, in elementary school, you run into one of your kids at the grocery store and they're like, "what are you doing here?" [ laughter ] i'm like, "shopping for groceries, what do you mean?" believe it or not, we do have to eat. i know. >> jimmy: yeah, then to see your teacher in the fantasy suite. [ laughter and moans ] like, what are you doing there? [ cheers and applause ] that's another step beyond albert son's, you know? >> i mean, i need a man in my life who can help me grade papers and lesson plan. maybe that's a good run-through. >> jimmy: none of these guys are going to help you with that. [ laughter and moans ] are you sure they can all read? did you check that beforehand? >> we did have that classroom back-to-school day that first week. it was very eye-opening. >> jimmy: was it? >> for a couple of reasons, you know.

but everyone has their strengths. are you a good speller? >> jimmy: well, let's just say i was the spelling champion of the school in the seventh and eighth grade. [ applause ] >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: i would give that a y-e-see. i'm a very good speller. you'd fall in love with me immediately. [ laughter ] no, you probably would look at me, "fat, go home." [ laughter ] >> next! do you remember that show? >> jimmy: okay, so you're really a teacher. >> yes. >> jimmy: you're really in there, you have to turn all this stuff off and focus on teaching these children. and then having -- do the parents -- like are the dads showing up extra at the parent teacher conferences now? [ laughter and moans ] >> i feel at the beginning, just in the school year, i was very, very clear with academics, personal life, and my classroom, my kids, everybody. co-workers, families, have been super respectful and supportive. as far as the fantasy suites, two things i try not to think of is which students are

potentially watching those episodes. and my dad. [ laughter and moans ] >> jimmy: is your dad watching the whole show, the series? >> yeah, he is. but i mean, even before i came on the show, he really fell asleep the entire show. then he would, for whatever reason, wake up for the rose ceremonies. i'm trying to encourage him to still do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to continue to sleep. >> that's the only part you really need to see. >> jimmy: have you considered benadryl in his dinner or line? >> normally he's the one cooking. i will keep that in mind. >> jimmy: a little benadryl never hurt anybody. >> guillermo: can i steal you for a minute? >> jimmy: what do you mean, steal? >> yeah. one second. talk to me. >> guillermo: do you have fun being the bachelorette? >> i mean, would you have fun? a bunch of women or men, whoever, coming out for you? >> guillermo: of course i would have fun. >> jimmy: can i steal you back? [ laughter ] anyway. so you were saying that your dad is watching the show and you're

worried about him watching the fantasy suites next week. >> i'm going to really encourag. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: can i steal you for a minute? ♪ >> sorry. >> guillermo: okay. here. >> oh -- oh. [ cheers and applause ] oh, yeah, you have to make a toast. >> guillermo: okay, let's make a toast. >> you have to make a toast. let's hear your toast. >> jimmy: guys? >> guillermo: do you have a boyfriend? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: michelle, can i tell you back for a minute? sorry to interrupt your toast there, guillermo. your lovemaking session. [ laughter ] so anyway, you're down to how many guys? >> guillermo:n i steal you for a minute? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: go back to your spot. >> guillermo: okay, listen, he's not here for the right reason. [ cheers ] >> cheers! >> guillermo: cheers.

[ applause ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. that's what it's like? everybody stealing you for a minute? >> it really is. as soon as you get to the good stuff, you get interrupted a lot of the time. >> jimmy: it's like being in elementary school, an elementary schoolteacher. >> getting interrupted, 100%. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fighting, having stupid arguments, right? >> yeah, right. >> jimmy: four guys? >> right now. >> jimmy: that's joe, rodney, nate, brandon j. not to be confused with brandon k. >> correct. >> jimmy: are you interested to know who my wife thinks you are going to wind up with? >> oh, absolutely. >> jimmy: she believes that you will wind up with nate. who was the guy you gave the first impression rose to, right? >> he was. >> jimmy: and there's a lot of the first impression rose turn out to be the guy that you wind up together with. and then ultimately breaking up with in a very public way. [ laughter ] >> thank you for your reminder! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: michelle young, the

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