larry beil, we appreciate your time. good night. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmykimmel live!" tonight -- ryan reynolds -- "science bob" pflugfelder -- and music from ryan hurd and maren morris. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. that's very kind, i appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. we may not know it around here, but -- tonight is a big night for country music here on abc. the cma awards. you picked a good night to stay up. we've got ryan reynolds, science bob pflugfelder, and music from

ryan hurd and maren morris. [ cheers and applause ] the real ones. the ones you saw at the cmas tonight in nashville were clones. the real ones are with us. [ laughter ] one cool thing about the cma awards is you can watch without any fear that kanye is going to interrupt an acceptance speech. [ laughter ] odds are very low. country music, for the most part, either you're in or you're out. it's the most popular genre of music in the country. here in l.a. for years, we didn't even have a country music radio station, we had none. now we have one. so i thought it might be fun to play a game with our audience tonight. it's called "country star or local atlanta law firm?" [ cheers and applause ] your job is to guess if the name i read belongs to a country music artist, an individual, duo, or group, or an atlanta-area law firm. got it? okay. first off -- buckley beal. a lot of law firms? let's take a look. that is, yes, a law firm. [ cheers and applause ] next up -- alston and bird.

singer? mostly singer? and that is -- a law firm, yes. [ cheers and applause ] scroggins and williamson. we're about split on this. scroggins and williamson is a law firm. [ applause ] goodman mcguffey. singer? okay, let's see. and that is -- a law firm. finch mccranie. is it a singer or -- let's take a look. another law firm. [ applause ] pinkard and bowden. everyone says law firm. that is -- oh, that's country music, yeah. [ laughter ] and finally, slappey and sadd. slappey and sadd -- is a law firm. they all look happy to me. [ applause ]

thanks for playing "country star or local atlanta law firm." i might have to sell that as a nightly show. holiday travel this year is expected to be almost as busy as it was "pre-pandemic." which i have to say, i don't like the term "pre-pandemic." the last time we were pre-pandemic, a pandemic happened. [ laughter ] according to aaa, air travel could be up over 80% over last year. say what you will about covid, it gave us a great reason to not go anywhere for the holidays. the vaccine took that from us. thanks for nothing, you big merck. [ laughter ] while many americans may be on the move for the holidays, our christmas gifts might not. many retailers are expecting inventory shortages this holiday due to supply-chain issues like not having enough truckers to get the goods to where they need to go. this has caused concern for consumers who are worried they might not get their christmas gifts on time. so much so that joe biden had to make a statement assuring americans that he and his administration are hard at work to make this right. >> i know a lot of americans are

worried whether there's going to be enough stock on the shelves for thanksgiving, for christmas, whether you're going to be able to get what you need because there was a short supply last year because of covid and a range of other things. well, i just got off the phone with some local delicatessens and the manager of a piggly wiggly. [ laughter ] make sure there's plenty of figgy pudding and ribbon candy to suck on. i got on the horn with the five and dime to make sure the kids have wooden yo-yos, howdy doody puppets, penny farthings and sarsaparilla. every stocking will have a scoop full of boiled yams just like the old days. that's what this is all about, getting back to normal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, he's right, they're working on it, that's reassuring. the quarterback for the green bay packers, aaron rodgers, says there's a small chance he won't be able to play again next week because he has covid.

as you probably know, rodgers tested positive for covid, lied about getting vaccinated, and ignored the nfl mask policy. the nfl last night decided to penalize rodgers and the packers. rodgers was fined $14,650. which he spends more per year on scrunchies for his man bun. [ laughter ] just to put that in perspective, ceedee lamb of the cowboys was fined more than $15,000 for having an untucked jersey. so once again, the league's priorities are in perfect order. what a weird year aaron rodgers has had. in just a few months, he went from hosting "jeopardy!" to hitchhiker trying to steal your kidney. [ laughter ] the quarterback for the grand old republican party, donald jomama trump, got sacked in court again. [ laughter ] that's his middle name, you didn't know that? jomama. a federal judge ruled last night that more than 700 pages of documents related to the attack on january 6th should be handed over to congress as soon as friday. this judge wrote, "presidents are not kings, and the plaintiff is not president."

ouch. that's how you tell him? [ laughter ] you couldn't have broken it a little easier than that? the last time trump got a spanking like that was with a copy of "forbes" magazine, by stormy daniels. [ laughter ] nw trump's legal team will have to figure out what to obstruct next. at this point trump's lawyers are like the losing-est team in history. of any team ever. more than the clippers. more than the lions. [ laughter and moans ] more than the washington generals. and the globetrotters beat them like 5,000 games in a row. [ laughter ] you know who trump ought to talk to, the lawyers he ought to hire? slappey and sadd. i hear they're the best. [ cheers and applause ] we do our show here in hollywood, which is home to some of the world's most canceled stars. and now more than ever, americans seem to be fixated on the foibles of the famous. everyone is ready to pounce. so we went on the street, we asked folks passing by to weigh in on the series of celebrity scandals we made up. none of these things actually happened.

none of the things we'll be saying were said, were actually said. but that didn't stop people from having strong opinions about them in tonight's edition of "cancel nation." >> we're talking about cancel culture. kevin bacon got canceled, saying africa isn't a country, what's your opinion? >> i think kevin bacon, i don't know if he should be canceled for saying that, but definitely a hefty fine, maybe some stipulations. >> saying what? >> saying that africa wasn't a country. >> for the record? >> for the record, i think that africa is a country. >> of course. [ laughter ] >> which side are you on, kylie jenner giving lip injections to her 3-year-old daughter? >> something like that, i'd probably cancel her. i think it's a little young. i don't know if her lips are fully developed yet. >> her daughter wanted it and they did have a pediatrician administer it. does that make it okay? >> i think that would make it okay. >> do you think that other people should follow suit?

>> hey, i feel if the pediatrician's on board with this, giving lip injections to a young child, a 3-year-old, i think other people should follow suit if they want to do it, as long as it's pediatrician approved. >> where were you when you heard steve from "blue's clues" said god is dead? >> i was in my apartment, it was on social media. >> do you think he deserves to be canceled for that? >> i think he should definitely talk to people that are, like, higher up above him. and they should probably say that's not something you should say on a children's television show. >> bradley cooper, he got canceled for saying pregnant women smell. [ laughter ] do you think that he deserves that, or are people overreacting? >> yeah, it's -- i mean, he probably shouldn't have said that. >> where were you when you first heard that bradley cooper said that pregnant women smell bad? >> i was at the contemporary art museum in cincinnati. [ laughter ] my friend texted me. that's pretty much how it happened, i guess.

>> what did she text you? >> she wrote, oh my god, i can't believe what bradley cooper just said. >> which friend was it? >> it was my friend -- um -- uh -- sarah. >> can you find the text, do you have it? >> um, i actually just got a new phone, so -- yeah, sorry. [ laughter ] >> do you think that kelly clarkson deserves to be canceled for shooting the turtle with a bb gun? >> yes, you. >> can you elaborate? >> animal cruelty is wrong. >> what did you think about her response that the turtle didn't feel it because it was just in the shell? >> i mean, just because it didn't feel it doesn't mean it didn't happen. she still shot a turtle with a bb gun. >> lebron james was caught buying plutonium. do you think he should be canceled for that? >> i think it's the right thing. plutonium is never anything to play around with. lebron james buying it? i mean, i can't even imagine him knowing what to do with plutonium. [ laughter ]

what is he wanting plutonium for? is he wanting it for someone else? i have a lot of questions that are unanswered, and they're very serious questions. lebron james should never, never be buying plutonium. [ laughter ] >> do you think jamie lee curtis deserves to be canceled for setting those wildfires in california? >> no, i don't think -- this cancel culture is dangerous. if jamie lee curtis was setting fires, i'm sure she had a very good reason to do it. [ laughter ] >> like what? >> burning down the myth that women can't be successful in hollywood, i don't know. >> or arson? >> or arson. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that is one hell of a spin. it feels like every day is filled with bad news, so much unpleasantness. sometimes it's hard to see the good. tonight we're going to attempt to lift our nation's spirits in song. to break this negative news cycle once and for all with a visit from the silver lining singers. [ cheers and applause ]

this is very special. it goes like this. i will share a headline from this week, and our choir will find the silver lining in the story. are we ready? ♪ we're ready ♪ >> jimmy: i said, are we ready? ♪ we said we're ready ♪ >> jimmy: excellent. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we discussed this last night. kamala harris' approval rating is now at 28%, a historic low for any modern vice president. ♪ she may not be polling well with her base ♪ ♪ but at least she didn't shoot an old man in the face ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: excellent point. bad news for drinkers. a wine shortage is in our future as experts predict extremely low production this year due to climate change. so we might not have much wine.

♪ wine is fine wine is sweet ♪ ♪ but there's something that won't stain your rug or your teeth ♪ >> jimmy: oh, really? what's that? ♪ it's something you want not something you need roll a little something called weed, weed, weed ♪ ♪ puff puff puff weed, weed, weed marijuana ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if marijuana can help this. the rat population in new york has surged, and rat activity has drastically increased there because of the pandemic. ♪ rats are the perfect gift rats are the perfect gift if you have no job and no money ♪ ♪ put a rat under your christmas tree don't buy those kids a dog or cat ♪

♪ get a big ol' rat in a santa hat call it a hamster ♪ [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: clever. well. kids aren't going to need pets because as winter approaches and more people go indoors, we could see another covid surge that could negatively affect holiday plans. ♪ hmmm covid is bad but not all holiday plans are good ♪ ♪ you won't have to go to grandma's you won't have to go to church ♪ ♪ you won't have to see that uncle who does his own research ♪ ♪ less presents to buy more time to get high weed, weed, weed ♪ ♪ marijuana ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are really into weed.

♪ bow wow wow yippie yo yippie ya ♪ >> jimmy: and finally, we have a long way to go to heal this nation. americans are still ignoring basic science, not wearing masks, and even punching employees at costco. ♪ costco? did you say costco? ♪ >> jimmy: yes. i did say costco. ♪ free samples are back at costco ♪ ♪ free samples are back at costco yes! i'll take one please ♪ ♪ a little square of cheese free samples a tiny cup of yogurt or a sip of mango juice ♪ ♪ a spicy cocktail weiner and a taste of chocolate mousse ♪ ♪ free samples a thimble full of smoothie and a mini candy cane ♪ ♪ a beef and cheese taquito and some pork chow mein free samples we're all gonna be okay ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you for putting a positive spin on everything. we have a great show for you tonight. music from ryan hurd and maren

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, a gentleman who is here with beakers to amaze us with astonishing feats of chemistry and physics, "science bob" pflugfelder is with us.

[ cheers and applause ] then look at this. this is what happens when science bob comes to town. all sorts of fun stuff here. look at that. you'd never try to freeze han solo in carbonite is the moral to that story. then later, honorees at the cma awards earlier tonight, the album is called "pelago," music from ryan hurd and maren morris on the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, benedict cumberbatch and kevin garnett will be with us. please join us for that. our first guest tonight is an actor, producer, gin tycoon, and canadian national treasure. you can see him alongside gal gadot and dwayne johnson in the new movie "red notice." it's in theaters now and on netflix starting friday. please welcome ryan reynolds. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: wow. >> hey! >> jimmy: look at you. >> that was very nice, yeah. >> jimmy: wow. where's ryan? >> where -- what -- >> jimmy: ryan reynolds? >> yeah, ryan -- ryan couldn't make it, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: so -- >> no, i got a text from him, said he was running late. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> which usually means he's not going to show up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. so ryan's not coming? >> no, he's not -- just asked if i would fill in. i just rolled down the hill. i live right up near the magic castle. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> i live at the magic castle, you know that. >> jimmy: you live at the magic castle? i didn't realize. >> do you like magic, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, i like magic. >> give me a number larger than 20, less than 50. >> jimmy: okay. >> say it aloud. >> jimmy: 35. >> 35. what month were you born? >> jimmy: november. >> 35, november.

is this your watch? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, that is not my watch. >> hold on. is this your watch? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, not my watch. >> is this your watch? >> jimmy: you know, i don't really have a watch, no, none of them are my watch -- >> i'm working on that trick. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you live so close in the castle, why not? >> it was an easy thing. i'm just excited for "red notice." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. are you -- are you in "red notice"? >> i am not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. but you're -- >> i am not. but talk about -- >> jimmy: have you seen -- >> i haven't seen a stitch of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't? >> but you've got ryan reynolds. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, supposed to be here, yeah. >> you got dwayne "the rock" johnson, right? >> jimmy: right. >> gal gadot. [ cheers ] >> hubba-hubba.

>> jimmy: you're saying you're excited to see the movie? >> i'm excited to see it. it opened november 12th. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. well, what a good friend you are, you know? >> i saw the billboards. they're wearing tuxedos. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, you know. it's going to be classy. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm sure it will be classy, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's weird. because you not being in the movie and all -- >> right. >> jimmy: being here talking about it. >> yeah, just -- just helping out a buddy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's super nice of you. no question about it. >> i think it's going to be good. [ laughter ] you hope, right? >> jimmy: well, sure. i think we're all keeping our fingers crossed. >> have you seen it? >> jimmy: i have seen it and it is good. >> oh, oh -- >> jimmy: it's fun, a lot of fun. >> is it about -- about someone is getting kicked out of their apartment? they have 30 days' notice? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no. it's -- >> and they're all classy real estate agents? >> jimmy: yeah, no, they're art -- >> the russian guy won't leave so they've got to kill him, thus the red notice? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, it's about art thieves and an fbi agent. yeah.

i think we have a clip. >> oh, i would love to see it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want to see it? >> yeah. that would help me out. >> jimmy: catch you up, yeah. >> yeah, and then we -- >> jimmy: okay, let's show the clip. >> this is great. >> jimmy: a movie that will is not in. >> this is the clip -- this is the one where -- they walk into the -- they're talking to each other? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess we'll find out. >> okay, okay. >> fun's over. give me the bag, turn around, hands behind your back, you're under arrest. >> okay, hold on, i have two questions. okay? first question -- where did you get that jacket? it's a statement piece. somewhere there's a very nude cow whispering "worth it." number two, on the whole arresting me thing, i totally get it. beatty did a bad, bad thing. but you don't happen to have a badge or something tucked away in the turtleneck, do you? >> i don't need to show you my badge because i've got a gun. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "red notice."

>> okay. >> jimmy: you like it? >> yes! >> jimmy: yeah. >> god, i could eat that ryan reynolds up with a spoon. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you like him? >> oh, and gal gadot, she was amazing. >> jimmy: she is. and the rock, of course, dwayne johnson. >> wait, she wasn't in the clip. >> jimmy: was not in the clip. >> she didn't walk through real quickly? can we play it back? >> jimmy: neither of you were in there, no. i have to apologize. i don't have -- i didn't think about questions to ask you. >> why would you know? >> jimmy: no, i -- do you mind if i ask you a couple of questions i was planning to ask ryan? >> oh, yeah, fine, sure. i don't care. i don't have anything better to do. >> jimmy: how's your beautiful wife, blake lively? >> my -- [ laughter ] my wife, blake, is wonderful, thank you for asking. [ laughter ] she's -- she's doing great. >> jimmy: doing good? >> yeah, it's a busy household. she's a great cook. >> jimmy: is she? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what does she like to make? >> oatmeal. [ laughter ]

killer nachos. >> oh, yeah? okay, good. yeah, those are tricky sometimes, those nachos. kids are good? >> kids are great. >> jimmy: what did they go as for halloween? >> i have three girls. >> jimmy: uh-huh? [ laughter ] >> the oldest one went as deadpool. >> jimmy: oh. [ laughter ] that's cute. >> the middle one went as prime minister trudeau of canada. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, all right. >> and the baby, izzy, went as deadpool also. >> jimmy: deadpool also. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: speaking of the elections, did you vote in that snap election they had in canada? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, i did. it was my duty. >> jimmy: what is a snap election? we don't have that. >> it's a term, means -- it just means, get it over super quick. [ laughter ] because we could give a [ bleep ]. yeah. >> jimmy: you know -- >> snap election, yeah.

>> jimmy: one of your personal trainers posted this photograph. [ cheers and applause ] how much time are you spending in the gym? >> that's like a solid 20 minutes. [ laughter ] and a lot of circuit training. >> jimmy: is it hard -- >> wow, i forgot that i look like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it hard to -- >> right now -- [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> hold up, hold up, hold up. hold up, hold up, hold up. relaxed. tensed! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] you don't want to punch me here, you're going to break your fist, okay? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: once you did that, i feel like we might be related. [ laughter ] there's definitely some genetic linkage going on there. by the way, speaking of

physical, whatever, what i understand, ryan. >> yes? >> jimmy: you can jump, do a backflip, a standing backflip. is that something you could just do on the spot? >> i forgot that i can do that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: wow. >> i can? i can do that? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it's one of the things you can do. >> oh. i didn't bring the right shoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, that's all right. >> yeah, i just have my slippers. >> jimmy: i heard you learned to rap over the quarantine? >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you've been rapping at home? >> i've been rapping, yeah. rapping with -- the kids love it. >> jimmy: gosh, i'm sure the audience would love to hear some of that. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, yeah. the twist is, i rap in french. >> jimmy: oh, okay. [ laughter ] [ rapping in french ]

♪ ♪ ♪ za zu za zu hey! ♪ >> jimmy: is that how they say "ho"? >> they don't say "ho." they say "hey." >> jimmy: oh, interesting, wow. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it's amazing that you know that. >> i just rapped the plot of "red notice." [ laughter ] november 12th. >> jimmy: may i ask you to stay, because ryan was planning to stay and we were going to do some science experiments. >> i would love to. >> jimmy: with "science bob." >> i, ryan, i love science. so yeah, i'm a believer. i would love to. >> jimmy: the movie is "red notice," in theaters now. will's not in it, ryan reynolds is. it premieres friday on netflix. will ferrell, everybody! [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ >> jimmy: music from ryan hurd and maren morris is on the way. ryan reynolds is not with us. will ferrell has graciously stepped in his place. [ cheers and applause ] our next guest is a dedicated teacher who does not let safety get in the way. here tonight with his 19th attempt to kill us all, please say hello to the delightful and dangerous "science bob" pflugfelder. [ cheers and applause ] hello, "science bob." thank you for coming. very good to see you. "science bob" is now on tiktok, right? >> yeah, yeah. i'm on the tiktok, yeah. >> look at you, yeah. >> got to get some new content up there, tonight might help. >> jimmy: when i met you i said, this guy's going to be on tiktok one day. [ laughter ] >> are you a real scientist? >> i'm a science teacher. >> jimmy: science teacher, even better. >> "science bob" tried to give me cocaine backstage. >> jimmy: is that right? [ laughter ]

>> will's talking about a third grade experiment that went bad so we're trying to upgrade your experience. a experiment, first of all, isn't the glassware lovely? >> jimmy: it is. i imagine you taking this on the plane from boston. [ laughter ] >> it was tricky. a container of plain water. in these flasks is ammonia gas. and ammonia gas, the smelly stuff you clean with. an interesting trait here, i want to show you what that is. i'm going to set up, then we'll explain it. this is a fluorescent dye. that's going to help us see it. go ahead and open that, pour that in. looks kind of cool. check this out. >> jimmy: oh, right, it's a different color, beautiful. we've invented mountain dew! [ laughter ] >> stir that up. while you're doing that i'm going to ask will, we'll take advantage of your height. a little drop of water, see that little tube way up top? >> way up there? >> yeah, way up there.

>> i do have vertigo. [ laughter ] bad vertigo. right there? >> that's it, fill her up. what's in the dropper? that's just water. >> why do i just get water? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. >> perfect, all right. so now i'm going to open this up, and we're going to see if we can get all this water into these. we're going to defy gravity. >> impossible. >> with science. going to let that water in. and then when we do that -- >> jimmy: something happens, right? >> well, typically. >> jimmy: yet nothing is happening. >> no. jimmy, we've never had an experiment go bad on us. >> jimmy: we haven't? >> no. >> jimmy: seems like a couple of them did. [ laughter ] >> no. >> that trick's going to work

eventually. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that trick's going to work eventually, i am going to meet someone eventually. >> so what do we do here? >> jimmy: i don't know what we do, smash it or something? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: why don't we give and up go to the next thing? that's what i do in life. >> go on to the fire? >> jimmy: wow, we turned water green. >> we turned water green! [ cheers and applause ] this is a first. i don't know what to feel about this. >> jimmy: this is going to drive "science bob" crazy. >> so that is really weird. we're going to have to figure this one out. let's hope this goes better. >> jimmy: i hope it doesn't work. >> i'm going to have you put gloves on. all right, there we go. >> jimmy: all right, thank you. >> all right, get that going. >> jimmy: okay. what's the candy corn for? >> i want to show you how scientists get rid of old halloween candy. it's been a little while, we've got old halloween candy. are you on team candy corn or no? >> jimmy: is there a team candy corn? >> there might be. >> jimmy: i'll eat four, then i get sick. >> all right. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> all right, i'll put you here. will, if you can come over here --

>> jimmy: put those in the green stuff over there, yeah, yeah. >> oh! it worked! >> we did it! >> what did you do? [ cheers and applause ] >> go, go! all right. that's the ammonia gas absorbing -- look at it, it's working beautifully now. >> there was a chemical compound in the candy corn. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's candy corn all this time that we needed, wow. >> come over here. >> jimmy: will is the champion, i guess, huh? >> we've got this oxidizer in here. i'm going to turn off the burners. put them in here. we're going to give you those. put those in your hand. put those in your hand. dump those into this. and these should break apart the molecules of the sugar in these, releasing heat and energy. >> jimmy: yeah, just like that, all right. >> turn these off. and those are going to go in there. >> jimmy: okay. >> all right.

all right, guys. fill her up. >> jimmy: fill her up! whoa! wow. >> oh, there we go. >> jimmy: wow. that's beautiful. [ cheers and applause ] >> molecules of sugar are getting torn apart! >> jimmy: that's just from the candy corn? >> yeah, that energy, if you were to eat those candy corns, that's the energy that goes in you. just over a long period of time. >> jimmy: then why does it make us fat instead of making us steam? >> i know, it's more and more energy. yours is doing well there. >> jimmy: yeah, wow. >> step back, it's getting a little strong. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. "science bob" pflugfelder is here, be right back! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ doorbell rings ] oh! there's my little nephew. he looks more like dad every time i see him. -dad is old. -right. so, your message said you wanted to talk about insurance? i said, "i want you to talk about insurance."

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we are back with will ferrell and science bob. you can see more of bob's science demos at @realsciencebob on tiktok. he dances and crazy stuff. what have we here, science bob? what is this contraption? >> this is an ar manifold. i don't think it's too late for barbecues. when scientists get around, they have come up with a way to cook a hot dog with zero cleanup. no grill, no tongs, nothing. >> jimmy: okay. >> zero cleanup. we're going to use the kiwanda effect. >> jimmy: the kiwanda effect? >> jim kiwanda?

[ laughter ] >> not jim, no. the tendency of a moving fluid -- >> jimmy: the scientist, jim kiwanda, who came up with this -- >> focus, boys. [ cheers ] the tendency of a moving fluid to go around a curved surface. it's why you can't pour cleanly out of a mug because it's a round edge. we're going to turn on this air. hold this just about like that. if you do it just right, you can let go and it will float in air. once we do that, we can grab one of these burners and we can roast it. i suggest you go bottom up, tends to work a little better. take your places. >> jimmy: all right. >> will, over there. put you over there. let's see if we can get some of these things floating. here comes the air. a little bit more. like -- that! >> jimmy: wow. >> hey! >> jimmy: wow.

yeah, there you go. see that hot dog? wow. that's fantastic. what? >> that's going to go for it. >> jimmy: all right. >> whoa! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. we need some kind of mustard gun or something like that. >> yeah, there we go. >> jimmy: oh, you do have a mustard gun, wonderful, wow. [ cheers ] >> there's no messy cleanup! >> no messy cleanup. let's get to the chips. come on over. we're going to have you guys put on these gloves now. >> jimmy: okay, great. one of the best things is i get a lot of gloves when you're around. >> it is true. we've all got gloves this time. here's what we're going to do, use the most safety equipment

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>> jimmy: i think we put the ear things on too soon. >> probably. all right. you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm having a great time. >> just a second. all right, there you go. take that off. take that off. take that off. take this off. >> jimmy: cover your ears, this thing's about to blow! >> arms out. here we go. touch to it that shiny silver part. >> jimmy: whoa! >> there we go! that is how we open chips. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can we get that in slow motion? >> which one's on fire? wow, that's nice. >> jimmy: wow. well, we've done it all. this turned into a cooking segment, "science bob." >> party time at the scientist's house. >> jimmy: thank you. "science bob" pflugfelder, everybody! @realsciencebob on tiktok. we'll be right back with music from ryan hurd and maren morris. will ferrell, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ a once-daily pill. so i'm taking zeposia, because i won't let uc stop me from being me.

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>> jimmy: i want to thank will ferrell, ryan reynolds, "red notice," check that out. thanks to "science bob," ryan hurd, and maren morris. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, our guests are benedict cumberbatch and kevin garnett. "nightline" is next. and if you happen to see ryan reynolds, tell him i'm still confused. thanks for watching, goodnight.

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