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larry: the weekend is here. yes! jimmy kimmel live is >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- the cast of "spider-man: no way home," tom holland, zendaya, benedict cumberbatch, and jacob batalon, plus music from black pumas. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome. very nice. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching and thanks for coming. yep [ cheers and applause ] thanks for all the clapping. let me tell you something. you picked an amazing night to be with us. as we welcome the cast of "spider-man: no way home." [ cheers and applause ] i am much more excited about this than a 54-year-old person should be.
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[ laughter ] either my spidey sense is tingling, or i'm passing a kidney stone. i'm not sure which. [ laughter ] you know, when i grew up, we didn't have spider-man movies. we had spiders. and mice. [ laughter ] jacob battalon, tom holland, zandaya and benedict cumberbatch are backstage. [ cheers and applause ] benedict cumberbatch was nominated for a golden globe today. [ cheers and applause ] which that is a weird thing this year. because the golden globes ceremony will not be televised, and much of hollywood has shunned their parent organization, the hollywood foreign press association, after we learned -- we all knew it was a complete fake and bogus organization -- [ laughter ] made up of most ly grifters wit blogs. turns out, they didn't have a single black member in the whole association. so this year, they decided to get a famous black person to announce the nominees. they put their heads together and said, "who in hollywood has been in such a cloud that maybe
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he wasn't even aware of what happened last year?" >> now to help me announce the 79th annual golden globe award nominees, please welcome special guest snoop dogg. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. special guest snoop dogg showed up in a hat with the word "murder" on it. and the nizzominees are -- >> best performance by an actor in a supporting role in any motion picture. ben a-fleck. ben affleck. my fault. [ laughter ] sorry about that, ben. >> jimmy: ben a-fleck. friend of matt damone. you know those guys. [ laughter ] and i will tell you something, the marijuana is one thing. but trying to read with sunglasses on is another challenge altogether. snoop dogg had a number of including this delightful ng, - attempt to pronounce the name
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de ciran hinds. >> jamie dornan, "belfast." karen -- no, ciran hinds. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: karen heinz. sounds like a bottle of racist ketchup. imagine what went on in the heinz house this morning. "honey, wake up! i think you may have gotten nominated. i am not 100% sure." [ laughter ] anyway, the good news is if the hollywood foreign press can get snoop up at 6:00 a.m., maybe they can fix their terrible organization too. [ laughter ] "time" magazine today unveiled their annual person of the year. and that person is elon musk or as i call him, old sheldon. [ laughter ] he is person of the year. this is believed to be the highest honor ever awarded to a person who cuts his own hair. [ laughter ] it's important to note that this is not necessarily a compliment. adolf hitler and donald trump were also named person of the year. [ groans ] for real. "time" is basically your dad watching a bad super bowl commercial, saying, "hey, love him or hate him, we're all talking about him!" [ laughter ]
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"time" also revealed their "heroes of the year," and that is an honor that went to the scientists who developed the covid vaccine. [ cheers and applause ] you know, this weekend, saturday marks one year since the fda authorized the pfizer vaccine. still, only 60% of americans are fully vaccinated and that is nuts. if this were a shot that made us lose 20 pounds, we'd be at 99%. [ laughter ] i hate to say it, but it might be time to start fighting misinformation with more misinformation. [ laughter ] like if a dozen of you went on social media and posted, "after i got vaccinated, i fit right back into my old jeans!," we would probably be done with this, right? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] walking around in our gloria vanderbilts without a care in the world! you know dr. oz is running for senate in pennsylvania. and he's really trying to incite the republican base. dr. oz says dr. fauci should resign and be "held accountable" for misleading the public about
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covid. gee, i wonder how he feels about doctors who promote bogus diet pills on their tv shows? [ laughter ] the idea that dr. oz would call dr. fauci misleading, i mean, there's a whole wikipedia page devoted to misleading claims made on "the dr. oz show." [ laughter ] but dr. oz is eager to get the republican nomination and he's doing everything he can to appeal to trump voters. >> supporting the fake fat. >> dr. oz gets a fat suit makeover putting on 400 pounds in just four hours. sure, it's part stunt but he is genuinely hoping it will help him win a pennsylvania senate seat. >> just look at my body suit which is intimidating. you have a lot more things weighing down on you, literally. >> dr. oz hopes his new book will help him win over conservative pennsylvania voters. >> pennsylvania needs a conservative who will put america first. >> dr. oz knows there is only one way to win republican support. looking husky, dr. oz. >> dr. oz and i approve this message.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, that's amazing work that they did. mr. big passed away this weekend. but mr. bigly is alive and well in florida. donald trump and bill o'reilly kicked off their lie-a-palooza tour. they had chosen sunrise in orlando where trump bragged there would be massive crowds. you're not going to believe this, he may have overestimated the turnout of the crowds. [ laughter ] the turnout was much lower than trump expected. this was the scene in orlando yesterday where they gathered to hear him pontificate. if the place was any emptier, it would be don jr.'s head. [ laughter and applause ] it was disappointing to say the least. and most of the tickets were priced between $100 and $300. but as demand fell, they lowered the prices. some went for $40. and then they started giving tickets away. this happens a lot with things trump puts his name on. at first, they're considered to be valuable, then everyone realizes they're garbage.
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we've seen this with his ties, his steaks, his university, his his children. [ moans and laughter ] this is interesting too. some of the fans in attendance reported that trump and o'reilly took a 20-minute break in the middle of a 90-minute show. [ laughter ] i guess they wanted to give the crowd a chance to really digest all the amazing lies they heard in the first half of the program. [ laughter ] the next stop for what they are calling the "history tour" is houston, where there are plenty of seats still available. for the -- i think they should start calling it "the our history tour: bill o'reilly and donald trump." meta, the company, not the mucil, has a new virtual arena. back in october, facebook changed their corporate name to meta, and now they're launching something called "horizon worlds." which is their first step towards creating a "metaverse." which is where all the spider-men live i think. but -- no? no. [ cheers and applause ] the metaverse is an app.
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you put on one of those headsets, and you can roam around in these worlds built by other people. meta put out a statement saying it wants horizon worlds "to be a safe and respectful environment." which is what they said about facebook twenty years ago, and now we're muting vaccine conspiracy theories from our high school lunch ladies. [ laughter ] this is what horizon worlds looks like. why there are no legs in the metaverse, i don't know. [ laughter ] nothing below the waist. i feel like this might be mark zuckerberg's way of preventing us from virtually humping each other. [ laughter ] so that's great. when this world becomes uninhabitable, we'll still be able to hang out with cartoon torso people. [ laughter ] you know, facebook and twitter if they have taught us anything, it's that people are supergreat to each other online. there is a lot of negativity, a lot of vitriol, and much of it is directed at famous people. so from time to time, we shine a spotlight on the haters by having celebrities read the harsh words that have been thumbed about them. it has been a long while, but we've done it again. it's time for an all-new edition
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of "mean tweets." [ cheers and applause ] >> i hate ted danson. he's got a face i'd like to take a [ bleep ] on. [ laughter ] >> when timothee chalamet [ bleep ] a peach, it's art. when i do it, i'm no longer welcome at my uncle's home. [ laughter ] >> allison janey looks like a substitute teacher everyone hates. well, [ bleep ] you. [ laughter ] >> this dude richard jenkins need to bring his ass. where do i need to bring it? [ laughter ] >> tracy morgan is your ugly-ass uncle that smells like hennessey, is not funny. suck my [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> i bet anne hathaway has a
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weird vagina. well, you'll never know, russ d. dillon. >> danny mcbride looks like what i expected chunk from the goonies to grow up to look like. [ laughter ] >> tom hanks is so sweaty in top gun, get a shower, you smelly, little dwarf. that, i take personally. >> this is no hate to hannah waddingham because i'm sure she's lovely, but she looks insufferable. ♪ [ bleep ] you ♪ how about that? >> tom holland is an absolute [ bleep ]. he's also spider-man. >> dakota johnson has some serious [ bleep ] happening. cool. [ laughter ] >> this is just wrong. shaq's penis is kevin hart. [ laughter ] >> [ bleep ] you, john cena, you talentless ball sack. i take offense to this only because a ball sack holds a ton
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of talent. it is half the dna to create human life and it is a pretty fascinating thing. [ laughter ] >> patton oswalt is what happens when you bury rosie o'donnell in the pet sematary. i have a movie pitch. [ laughter ] >> regina king is too muscular. she liable to pull a [ bleep ] out. >> happenry winkler is going to catch these hands. shark jumping ass [ bleep ]. fonzie. really? [ bleep ] you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, henry! we have a great show for you tonight. we've got music from black pumas. [ cheers and applause ] and we'll be right back with the cast of "spider-man: no way home." tom holland, zendaya, benedict cumberbatch and jacob batalon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ "best of my love" by black pumas ft. sofia reyes ] come in for workout gear,
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persil oxi. boom! >> jimmy: tonight, their album "capitol cuts: live from studio a" is nominated for two grammys. we have music from black pumas on the mercedes-benz sage. [ cheers and applause ] sound likes a superhero, right? this week, we have got new shows with ben affleck. or afleck as it is now pronounced. [ laughter ] neil pa-trick harris will be with us. [ laughter ] rupaul with music from the record company and ed sheeran with the great elton john as well. [ cheers and applause ] were it not for one perturbed radioactive arachnid, our four guests might never have met at all. instead they're here to tell us about the most anticipated movie "spider-man: no way home" which
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opens exclusively in theaters on friday. please say hello to tom holland, zendaya, benedict cumberbatch -- [ cheers and applause ] jacob batalon. >> jimmy: how are you doing? thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] great to have you here. >> whoo! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, listen. everybody's excited. i'm excited. is it dumb that i'm excited? i'm 54 years old and i'm more excited about spider-man -- >> i'm excited, i haven't seen it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you haven't seen it at all? >> ask me genuine questions, i genuinely haven't seen it. >> jimmy: may i ask why you haven't seen it? >> because excited to see it. [ laughter ] i want to have the experience
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with an audience. to be able to enjoy it with the community again. >> jimmy: you always do that with all your films? >> not at all. not at all. i often don't have the time but reshoots -- i'm making the time because this is -- >> jimmy: you're reshooting "doctor strange" right now? >> i am. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys have seen the movie? >> yeah, i actually haven't been able to. i've been there every single day, though. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you say you haven't been able to, does that mean they haven't let you see the movie? >> it is actually a mix of both. i feel like also for myself, i want to also be surprised. >> jimmy: okay. >> pretty hyped about it. >> jimmy: all right. >> we saw it. >> yeah. >> twice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did. in the theater, i assume? >> we saw it, and then as soon as it finished, we were like can we watch it again? [ cheers and applause ] tonight is really us watching it. >> absolutely. >> we saw it, the cgi wasn't finished, it was still being put together. there was a scene we had shot
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that morning that they'd somehow managed to squeeze in there. >> jimmy: oh. >> random shots of me in front of a blue screen like, hey, happy! [ laughter ] but i am so excited for tonight, honestly. >> jimmy: tonight is the world premiere. i feel we've been waiting for this movie for nine years are or something. i know it hasn't that long but it feels like it's been that long. >> and we have been on a press tour but haven't been able to talk about it. so to have the world now have it is like -- i don't know, it is a mixture of very, very exciting but also very nervous. >> yeah. >> sure. >> and i don't know. but we'll be free. >> totally. [ laughter ] >> like hold secrets anymore. i am so tired of lying. [ laughter ] >> don't say that yet, you've got one more. >> jimmy: what have you been lying about, specifically? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy almost got us. >> that was good. >> the movie starts with an exterior shot -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so let me begin by asking about the premiere itself
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because i would imagine this presents problems on a personal level because everybody you know probably wants to go to it, and they probably don't understand when you say i can't get you tickets to it. who is bringing the most people to this premiere tonight? >> not me. >> i mean, i am bringing a lot of family. filipino as hell. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> how many family members? >> a good eight of them. >> jimmy: eight of them, oh, wow. >> so, yeah, pretty good. pretty good amount. [ laughter ] i was going to act like -- >> i might be bringing a lot more. >> jimmy: you might be bringing more? >> whoops. >> jimmy: even when you won the emmy, you had like -- seemed like 37 family members with you. >> yeah, that's not -- that's not all of them. [ laughter ] definitely more than that. >> jimmy: does it help when your family's overseas or no? >> it's interesting. you get the call from sony and they are like you can bring four people to the premiere and you're like, that's not going to work, don't do that to me, please. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: you say, i'm spider-man. >> yeah, you seen the poster? bring everyone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: benedict, i know you mentioned you were reshooting today. this is i think an interesting photograph zendaya brought along. not shun if you know -- >> i think this is so cool. >> yeah. >> like seeing doctor strange -- >> seconds before i crash into the trailer. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how long have you been skating? >> not that long. i mean, as an adult, i've restarted, i guess. >> they say that. >> well, yeah, i skated a bit as a kid. we never really had a place to do it. the school i was at was in the countryside. so we were sort of skating down rough dirt tracks and stuff. not concrete. >> jimmy: now you have these smooth parking lots, beautiful in l.a. what we're known for, really. >> right. >> the parking lots. >> jimmy: you surf as well, correct? >> i do do that and i do snowboard a bit, as well. yeah. >> jimmy: do you guys do that together? >> maybe we should. >> we tried that one time. >> i don't know. i might hurt myself. >> it's tough.
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i am afraid. the snow is actually really hard, isn't it? bust your face. >> yeah. i went skiing right after we finished this movie because my contract's up so finally i am allowed to do things that i couldn't do before. [ laughter ] as soon as i finished, i went snowboarding and i have an amazing photo of me facetiming you with blood all over my face. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> i answer the phone, you're covered in blood, it's like, what are you doing? >> i was like, how cool is this? it's only been a few days. >> oh man. >> jimmy: that's very actory to do. instead of the hospital you call your girlfriend to facetime and show her how much blood. hey, look at all this blood on my face. >> everyone was like, wipe it off! no, i look cool! >> jimmy: benedict, these guys are, what, about 20 years younger than you? do you guys look up to benedict? >> these guys are gen-z, i'm gen-old. [ laughter ] >> no. >> no, i look up to them. i think what they are doing is fantastic on every single level. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice.
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>> the atmosphere they create on set, the joy they are to work with, the talent that they are to work with, and just how they hold themselves in public life, they are inspiration. they're great. >> aww, benedict, that was very nice. >> thank you. >> jimmy: now, did you guys want to say something about benedict? or just leave it there? >> he's annoying as hell. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: have you learned anything from benedict? i'm going to say this. you guys are all super-talented, there's no question about that. benedict's been around awhile and is really, know what i mean, one of the greatest actors in the world. [ cheers and applause ] have you learned anything from him? as are -- no disrespect intended, but what dru learned from dr. strange? >> bit of magic. no, so much. we have learned so much from benedict. you and i have had the pleasure of working together a few times in the universe and out of the universe and also at the same time. >> yeah. >> i remember when i was
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shooting "avengers," or when they were shooting "avengers," we were also shooting "the current war" at the same time. so i was working with benedict in space and back in time. [ laughter ] and it was -- it was tough. it was great. >> it was amazing. >> jimmy: and you and jacob were roommates during the first movie? is that whn you lived together? >> the first movie, and at that point of the film, my schedule's pretty spread out. i only had to film like one day out of every three weeks. so, i -- so basically, i kind of just moved in because they were close to the studio and, you know -- >> thanks, that's why? [ laughter ] >> no, i mean, also -- also, because i love you guys but also because it's really convenient and you had a lot of food and a pool and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we are going to take a break. when we come back from the break, we're going to see a clip from the movie that has not been seen before. [ cheers and applause ] from "spider-man: no way home." [ cheers and applause ] from "spider-man: no way home." we'll be right back. electricwers your heart.
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sanctum sanctorum. >> neither can are re. >> so how did you know you were made of magic? because my nana says that we have it in our family and sometimes i get these tinglings in my hands. >> you should talk to your physician. >> peter. >> hey. i'm so sorry for dragging you in this. you got to help me find these guys. >> you don't have to apologize. okay? you got us a second shot. it's fine. >> so, how did the bad guys get here? >> screwed up a spell trying to get you into college. >> wait, what? i thought it was -- >> you did it with magic? >> that was after, let's just focus on the good news, okay? >> no, let's just focus on the bad news. as of now, you have detected zero multi-versal trespassers. so get on your phones, scour the internet, and scooby-doo this [ bleep ]. >> you are telling us what to do even though all this is kind of your mess. you know, i know a couple magic words, myself, starting with the word please. >> please, scooby-doo this [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: the cast of
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"spider-man: no way home." you guys are all in that scene and you're all right here, it's miraculous. all right. so a lot of things obviously we can't talk about. but there are some things that we can talk about. we do know that there are a lot of villains in this film. electro, sandman, green goblin, who am i missing? [ laughter ] >> panic. >> yeah, i'm like -- >> can we say? >> jimmy: tom is so gunshy, he won't even mention the announced cast. >> just don't talk to me. [ laughter ] speak to these guys. >> i've got a pedal behind his chair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i also want to mention for those watching right now, there is going to be an easter egg in this interview that you should pay attention for. [ laughter ] perhaps you will see something interesting about a villain that might pop up in future films. [ laughter ] okay. so, i do want to ask you -- >> i'm going to get home and freeze frame that.
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>> save that. >> that was good. >> jimmy: i don't know what you're talking about, benedict. there is something i do want to ask you to analyze because there was a trailer release. and marvel is known for sometimes digitally removing characters from scenes in the trailer. >> really? >> huh. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> interesting. >> jimmy: so as not to spoil anything. but then, there was a different version of the trailer in brazil. brazilian. and let's take a look here because you can see the lizard here. there is fighting. and now, watch. now, we see here. that's the lizard jumping and he gets punched by -- [ laughter ] >> i know what that is, actually. >> what? >> it's a bird. >> yeah. >> no, it's like a -- >> you see all that debris? >> i think it's realizing, wow, i need to use some deodorant. [ laughter ] >> i think there was some debris from the statue. i love that we always -- we went joke, joke, then you tell
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the funniest joke. >> that's what it is. >> first world problems. >> jimmy: what is the actual explanation? do you know? i mean, do you know? >> it's a seagull. >> debris from the statue. >> jimmy: could it be how this is introducing the fantastic four, that is storm, the invisible girl, punching the lizard in the face? >> the incredible pole. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like that. international appeal too. >> think about the cheapness of the merch. that would just be -- little straws and -- >> i got stubble, honey, look! >> put two little eyes on it. >> jimmy: then there was another version of this trailer. >> wow. this is -- so many. what is going on here? >> jimmy: let's look at this and see the differences here. it seemed almost like craven the
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hunter. >> how did that get out? >> jimmy: for some reason fighting the other villains. please put me in this movie for god's sake! [ cheers and applause ] all right. so then, the other thing is you got these villains from previous spider-man movies. we can confirm that. alfred molina, willem dafoe. yes, yes? tom, yes? >> keep going. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] and did you meet all these people? did you guys -- >> yeah, we made a movie with them. >> for sure. >> jimmy: okay. you never know. cgi, maybe they took their heads and stuck these things in. >> that's true, yeah. >> we got the pleasure of working with all of them. we are huge fans of these movies and this fan in particular is a celebration of three generations of cinema. so, to bring these characters back to see them bring them back to life, embody these kind of people they said good-bye to nearly 20 years before was amazing. it was also interesting watching them try and figure it out. like, alfred being like, peter, no, that's not how i said it.
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peter. oh, there it is. he's back. >> jimmy: did they share stories with you guys about the previous movies? things you didn't know or found interesting? >> i mean, i think for me the most interesting part of it was watching them adapt to the way that movies are made now, especially alfred. because, you know, back in the day, his arms were puppeteered by four different people and in this film, they are entirely cg. and he absolutely loved it. like, he -- put him in a harness, he was the happiest guy on set. [ laughter ] and they had this rig called a toothpick rig, which is a like a long bar with a platform and then it is weighted on the other side. they would get alfred to stand on that platform and sort of, like, carry him through the set. so it looked like his arms were carrying him. but the funny thing was is he had no control over where he would go. so we'd be fighting, fighting, fighting. cut. so, tom what you get up to this weekend? nice time. this and that. we chatted and then all the sudden, he would kind of disappear. [ laughter ] you'd be like, oh, see you in a
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bit, darling. it was brilliant. it was lovely. >> the light change. >> yeah. yeah. >> they weren't anticipating. >> you should try that. >> do it. do it. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: he'll follow you home, too. you'll be in your bedroom at night, suddenly the lights will be on you won't know why. >> it's the future. >> jimmy: tobey maguire, andrew garfield. go ahead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, my goodness. >> who are they? >> jimmy: years ago -- many years ago, when you were just a baby, they played the role. they wore the spider costume that you now don. do you know those gentlemen? >> i have actually recently, like, been bumping into them all the time. >> jimmy: on the set? [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy. >> jimmy: you know, there is going to be like a capitol-style insurrection if they are not in this movie, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah. oh my goodness. i was at a party. i bumped into andrew -- >> jimmy: wrap party? [ laughter ] >> jimmy is on it tonight, oh my goodness. >> jimmy: i know, i'm curious, i'm dying to know if the spider-men are getting together. >> you're going to the premiere? >> jimmy: i'm going to the premiere. >> anticipation. >> jimmy: i want to know for them. [ cheers and applause ] >> right. >> jimmy: it's not about me always. with great power comes great responsibility. >> fair. [ cheers and applause ] >> with being in a superhero film comes great contractual liability. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you do know them? >> i keep bumping into them. i went to one party in hollywood, bumped into andrew,
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. the cast of "spider-man: no way home." jamie foxx. did you guys work with jamie foxx? did you get to have the full jamie foxx experince on set? >> oh, we did. >> absolutely. >> jamie foxx is so much fun. >> jimmy: he's the most 1 person maybe in the whole world, right? >> and he tells the best stories. so, i was actually -- we got in trouble. >> yeah. >> is for being on set because we were apparently distracting. >> we might have been a little distracting. . >> jimmy: what do you mean, distracting? >> we wanted to soak up the moment. it could have been our last one and we wanted to be there every day. and i am really interested in directing so i was like, hey, let me -- can i follow you, john? thank you. [ cheers and applause ] and -- and learn from you. so we would all sit by his monitors. i'm very, you know, respectful
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of the set. i wasn't talking too much. i would stand in the back. you know? >> uh-huh. >> like any natural film production, you go over sometimes and -- and they were like, well, maybe, you guys are the reason. [ laughter ] >> and no disrespect. we understood. we weren't like holding no beef. >> like, okay, maybe just won't come for a couple days so they can see it's not us. >> jimmy: right. >> so after a couple days, i think i'm respected the space, i'm going to come back. i come back and jamie foxx is hosting a dance party in the middle of set. [ laughter ] like, full out, there is lights going. the producers are dancing. everyone is on their feet. he is playing rihanna. i was like, so we're the reason? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: always make time for dancing. >> it was -- it was absolutely amazing. i think it was my favorite singer, the producer fully dancing. >> fully dancing. >> i'd never seen her let loose like that.
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jamie can bring that out. >> jimmy: he brings that out of people, he really does. >> if he was going over the producers wouldn't come over to tell him off. [ laughter ] so john would be saying to us like, could you just escort me to my car? it was amazing. >> that's why they didn't want us there. >> jimmy: are you guys ready to answer some questions from kids? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. let's start out. the first question for tom. >> hey, spider-man. i have a question about your eyes in the mask. how do you make them go up and down or big and small? do -- do you have a control center? or are you thinking of it? >> aww. >> wow, that's such a great question. >> jimmy: it as good question. >> essentially what it is, inside the mask there's a sort of -- there's a camera. and it is mapping my face and copying what my face is doing. >> jimmy: really? >> so all the expressions that i make, the eyes copy it. this is obviously in the movie. it's -- this doesn't do this in real life. >> jimmy: wow. >> sorry, kid. >> jimmy: all right. next question? >> zendaya, i was wondering who the best spider-man is, in your
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opinion? tobey maguire, tom holland, or andrew garfield? tell me what you think. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very good question. >> i love the confidence. >> yo, zendaya. so -- um, listen. i am not going to get in trouble. i am not going to pick a favorite. but -- >> oh! [ applause ] >> jimmy: next question is from -- is from lucca. >> why are you not in the avengers video game? >> i'm so sorry i wasn't in it, man. you know what? they didn't pay me enough. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: next question for benedict. >> doctor strange, do you go back in time to buy your clothes? [ laughter ] >> [ bleep ]. um, no. >> jimmy: next for tom.
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>> spider-man, if you had a fight with thor, how long would it be and who would win? >> jimmy: that's such a good question. >> that is a great question. >> jimmy: how long would it be is a weird part of it. [ laughter ] >> i hope it will be pretty quick and painless. i think he would -- he would batter me. no? hemsworth and thor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, yeah, hemsworth, yeah. yeah, for sure. [ applause ] thor? i don't know. all right. next question. >> mj, are -- are you mad that you're not spider-woman? >> jimmy: yeah, are you mad? >> um, you know, i can't say that i am mad. if there is anything i have learned it's that super-heroing isn't always that easy, so i'm good. >> jimmy: you're good. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: one more question is for jacob. >> my question is for jacob. how does the movie end? [ laughter ]
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>> go, jacob, tell them! >> so basically, the way the movie ends is -- ah -- >> cut to commercial! >> jimmy: what would the ramifications be, honestly, if you guys were to announce how the movie ends? like, what would happen? >> they would -- they would probably kill us. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> i think they absolutely have, like, our tracking numbers on us. they probably like -- >> they put a chip in -- >> yeah, on the back of our heads. and this remote control and they blow your head up. [ laughter ] so it is essentially what's going to happen. >> like the real-life suicide squad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: probably they're mad you mentioned that. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you are not allowed to watch those movies. well, i am very excited. you know, i am going with my son to the premiere and he is 28 years old and i have a 4-year-old. [ laughter ] i know you think that's a joke. it isn't. [ laughter ] i have a 28-year-old son and a 4-year-old son, and what really i think we love in common more
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than anything is spider-man and these spider-man movies. and um, i mean like even more than, like, bacon, which we also have in common. [ laughter ] so, i think this is great. and i think we're -- we're ready for this movie. it's called "spider-man: no way home." it is in theaters starting on friday. [ cheers and applause ] you will not see it at home. tom holland, zendaya, benedict cumberbatch, jacob batalon, thank you for being here. we'll be back with music from black pumas. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ ♪ ♪
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