appreciate your time. right now on jimmy kimmel, mandy moore. have a good night. two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> two, two, two, two, two. >> you're so right. >> yes, it's tuesday. [ cheers ] >> lou: once a century, there comes a day unlike any other.

it's the "jimmy kimmel live" 2/22/22 special. tonight, mandy moore, arnold schwarzenegger and music from rob base featuring tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] and now ladies and gents, it's time for twos. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hello friends we welcome you ♪ ♪ on this very special february 22 ♪ ♪ to honor and to celebrate this totally two-riffic date ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ou're seeing

♪ on 2/22/22 ♪ ♪ when this happens again we'll be dead so don't think about going to bed ♪ ♪on the second-favorite show "jimmy kimmel live" ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: wonderful. thank you very much. oh, wow. fantastic. hi, i'm jimmy. and welcome to the tony awards! [ cheers and applause ] thanks for watching. thanks for joining outside a night of the already too many twos. as you just heard, tonight is 2/22/22, also known as the day the calendarmaker fell asleep on his keyboard. [ laughter ]

our show tonight is like a celebration -- i don't know, it's a date that means nothing, really. but if there's one thing we're good at, it's spending a lot of money for no good reason at all. [ laughter ] the last time an all two date happened was february 22nd, 1922. american women had just recently won the right to vote, amelia earhart bought her first plane -- [ cheers ] now president joe biden just passed his first gallstone. [ laughter ] it was an historic year. we plan to make the most of this one. mandy moore is with us. [ cheers and applause ] we thought long and hard and we asked rob base with tinashe to do the song "it takes two." [ cheers and applause ] and all the way from indiana, former vice president mike pence is with us tonight. [ cheers ] not really. i just wanted to see how you'd react. that's what i would have guessed. we also have to make tonight extra special. not one, but two guillermos. in tutus. there they are! [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: they look great, and wow. wow. [ cheers and applause ] you've got a twin. is it fun to have a twin, guillermo? >> guillermo: it's fantastic. >> jimmy: which one is you? i don't know. >> guillermo: i got the bigger belly. >> jimmy: you sure that's a tutu? that heat an threethree you're wearing there. [ rim shot ] hey, this is good. there's a local news channel in new york interviewed a nummer on the about the date and what the implications might be from a fortune standpoint. they are vast. >> these are the following signs today. they will be pisces, sagittarius, aquarius, also leo, gemini, or anybody born on the 1st, the 3rd, the 4th, the 10th, the 12th, the 13th -- i believe that's you, rachel -- the 19th, the 22nd -- i believe that's you, dan -- i left out the 21st,

and the 28th, the 30th, and the 31st of the month. >> jimmy: so really ul the dates. [ laughter ] anyone born on a day that ends with "y" is going to have good luck. tonight we honor the most under-appreciated number of all, two. the number it takes to tango. the number of scoops in kellogg's raisin bran. without two, there would be no movie sequels. "e" would equal "mc" nothing. [ laughter ] as someone famous famously wrote, "first is the worst. second is the best. third is the one with the hairy chest." and it's true. think about all the famous twos. like chicago. chicago is known as "the second city." but when new york and l.a. get wiped off the map by earthquakes, fires, tsunamis, and kanye, we'll be swimming your way on a slice of pizza that's thicker than a phone book. we love you, chicago. [ laughter ] and we love buzz aldrin. we all know that neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. look a fool. because old buzz hung back in that safe little capsule, said

"you know what, neil? you go ahead, make sure there aren't any monsters out there to jump out of a crater or rip off your face, i'm good with number two." and what about ketchup? we all enjoy a salty squirt of heinz on a hamburger. the only problem is, in some places, it's not legally ketchup. in 2015 the israeli health ministry determined that heinz doesn't contain enough tomato to be considered ketchup. so instead of ketchup, it is known as tomato seasoning. but you know, who's flying that tomato flag high at number two? that's right. good old hunt's. [ laughter ] the only condiment that proudly said, "there must have been a sale at the 99 cent store." [ laughter ] and while we're on the topic of food, let's talk about oats. specifically, john oates. [ laughter ] while daryl hall stood there in front singing like an angel with a mullet, john was just slightly behind him with a mustache that would make even burt reynolds' thick and creamy lady duster cower in fear. [ laughter ] when it comes to number twos,

oates is the g.o.a.t. and let's not forget about the dynamic duo. bruce wayne is a billionaire with daddy issues who writes his name on the side of buildings. he's basically if donald trump could do a sit-up. but robin, oh, this kid robin is a blue collar circus perform ever. the only man who earth who can pull off a leotard and a vest at the same damn time. [ cheers ] and finally, the number two of all number twos, bing. [ laughter ] they're not google, and they like it that way. in fact, they're so secure in their place on the pecking order, that if you search "what's the second-best search engine?" on bing, you know what bing tells you? bing! that's right. [ laughter and applause ] the people at bing are proud of being number two, and we're proud of them for it. every one of these amazing number twos are selfless, heroic, and unassuming. they're the middle kids, the "b" students. they're the people who hold the door, who let you merge into traffic. they're the best of us. so please join me in giving a

mild sitting ovation to all those who make this country great, but not too great. number twos, we salute you with exactly two seconds of applause. [ cheers and applause ] that's good, all right. [ laughter ] you really take direction well. [ laughter ] and of course, who could forget the biggest number two of them all, donald trump. [ laughter ] trump yesterday launched a new social media platform that he hopes will be a number two to twitter. it's called "truth social." you're not going to believe this, but the rollout did not go well. [ laughter ] some might even call it a total disaster. truth social has been such a disappointment so far, trump may have to rename it don jr. [ moans and applause ] they had a number of technical difficulties. the signup just didn't work. when you tried to sign up, you got this, "something went wrong. please try again." which applies to so many things trump is involved with. [ laughter ] then they change it to say, we put you on a waitlist due to what they claimed was "massive demand."

[ laughter ] this is massive demand? this is like trump designed a bridge that collapsed and then saying his bridge was just too popular. too many people wanted to drive on my incredible bridge. the ceo of truth social is devin nunes, you remember that numbnuts? he said truth social was expecting to be fully operational, which is exactly what the emperor said about the death star and we know how that turned out. they even screwed up the logo. this is the truth social logo. and this is the logo for a british solar power company. [ laughter ] you know, there's a lot of conversation about trump being a fascist who tried to overthrow an election, and rightfully so, but i think we sometimes forget he's a terrible businessman too. [ laughter ] not only is it 2/22/22, it also could turn out to have been the start of world war iii. president biden announced severe economic sanctions to punish vladimir putin for what he called "the beginning of a russian invasion of ukraine." putin appears to be inching

towards full-scale attack on ukraine. trump, of course, called him a genius and called the idea wonderful today. what kind of hotel room hidden camera video does that putin have? we want to see it already. [ laughter ] this is interesting. putin sent what he and trump refer to as a "peacekeeping" force into ukraine on 2/22/22. because he invaded georgia, putin did, the country, not the state on august 8th, 2008. 08/08/08. can that be a coincidence? oh, yeah, it can? it can? okay. [ laughter ] it might be. and i can only assume that rudy giuliani, who went to ukraine several times and helped to create this mess, had a lot to say about it. turns out, no. he's focused on canada. "trudeau has now decreed he will kill the dogs and cats of the protesting truckers. i guess if that doesn't work, he will decree the slaughter of their firstborn." yeah. keep your talons crossed. so probably. [ laughter ] the only west putin isn't fighting right now, is kanye. [ laughter ]

kanye west, now known as "ye." ye west, someone posted a list of people he's had fights online with. he posted it on instagram. then he added to it. the list included his ex-wife kim, pete davidson, taylor swift and some weird ones like harriet tubman, peppa pig and me. even i'm on there. it's not every day that i appear on the same list as harriet tubman and peppa pig. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] there's no bigger speedbump in a three-day weekend than getting a text that says "kanye just posted about you." [ laughter ] here in california, cases of omicron are in freefall. as we await the next variant. the state of california unveiled their plan for covid going forward. they even came up with an acronym. the plan is called s.m.a.r.t.e.r. shots, masks, awareness, readiness, testing, education,

and are you really expecting people to remember all of this? [ laughter ] in the spirit of that, i also have an important health and safety announcement to announce. i teamed up with our former governor to do our part to teach our fellow citizens how to properly save a person from choking. and pay attention, because this could save your life. >> how to do the heimlich maneuver. if you see someone choking, first ask, are you okay? >> are you okay? >> rgghh! >> he's not okay. >> the international sign for choking is this. if there are others around, call for help. >> help! >> well, looks like no one's around, so you've got to help. stand behind the victim and wrap your arms all the way around his chest. find his belly button with your pinky finger. lower. lower. now you've got it. now make a fist and roll your fist up under his ribcage. then wrap your other hand around the fist and thrust inwards and

upwards. but before you thrust -- take some time to do your own research. find out what the other options are. check twitter. facebook. maybe tiktok. say, that's a keen dance. ask your yoga instructor what she thinks. i mean, who this is heimlich anyway? sounds like a german name to me. no offense, friend. say, maybe that chunk of meat in your companion's throat was planted there by bill gates. >> what are you doing? save him! >> don't give in to pressure from sheep. who's to say heimlich is even a maneuver at all? maybe it's a hoax. maybe big pharma is behind it. don't follow the crowd, do what's right for you. maybe this horse paste could help. oh, it's an herbal doctor with a ponytail. maybe he's got some advice. >> that's where it was.

>> oh, hey, you're fixed. >> get vaccinated, my friends. dumbbell. >> ow. >> brought to you by death. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, governor, i enjoyed our embrace. we're going to take a break. when we come back, we've got some more two-related surprises for you on this very special occasion, so stick around, we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome whack to the show. a specia show on 2/22/22, which is a very popular wedding day. wedding venues around the country were overrun with couple who does want to tie the knot. i think a lot of the grooms just wanted an anniversary they wouldn't easily forget. [ laughter ] we wanted to speak to a couple who was planning to get married today, and a very strange thing happened. one of our producers went on a facebook wedding group and found what i believe has to be the holy grail of 2/22/22 wedding couples. in fact, they're here in our studio audience tonight. and let's say hello to them right now. i'll explain why. well, i'll let you explain why you are the holy grail. what are your first names? >> hi, jimmy. my name is tu. >> hi, jimmy. my name is tu as well. >> jimmy: are they spelled differently? >> yes. >> jimmy: how is your spelled? >> mine is t-h-u.

>> mine's t-u. ps ps. >> jimmy: where did you peat? >> a the a party by our friend carmen. >> jimmy: is carmen go, you're not going to believe this? >> yeah, a the a party, hey, tu, you should meet my other friend, thu, as well. okay, yeah, introduce me, then we'll make four. joking. >> jimmy: right, sure. >> little do i know, that's when it starts. >> jimmy: this is a big deal. not only are you guys named "2," you're obsessed with this number, correct? >> yeah. >> jimmy: right, two? i don't know which two i'm talking about. [ laughter ] >> it's a lucky number for us. >> sure. it's your birth name, right? it's not a nickname? >> no. >> it is a birth name. >> jimmy: what date did you get engaged to be married? >> i proposed last year on february 2nd. >> jimmy: okay, february 2nd, 2/2. then you decided right then, we're going to get married today, right? on 2/22/22?

>> i planned it before. back in 2017. after i met her, that you know, that's going to be a good date to get married. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, yeah. you almost had to get married in a way, right? you guys were planning to tie the knot in a courthouse in orange county tonight, but we told you if you come and are our special guests, we would give you a wedding party at a nearby hotel. ask you believed that, right? [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: you shouldn't have, because you've been bam-two-tled. you are not going to get married in a hotel, you are about to get married right now on tv! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we built a las vegas-style

wedding chapel for you. here they are. [ cheers and applause ] oh, look at that. how adorable. how -- oh, look at that. they're like twins in a horror movie. so you guys just stand right there. yes, yes, right there you go, okay. all right. i will begin the ceremony now. are you ready? >> ready. >> ready. >> jimmy: look into each other's eyes. dearly beloved, we are gathered here on taco tuesday to join tu and thu, i mean thu and tu, i don't know which is which, in holy matrimony. today you are beginning a new chapter. do we have a ring? >> uh -- yes. >> jimmy: do you have a ring? oh, a "2" has a ring, there we go. we have two rings. i want you now, tu and thu, to put the rings on each other. hold hands for the vows. and just agree with me as we go. [ laughter ]

do you two twos take to another to be your lawfully wedded spouses, to have and to hold, together, two-day, two-morrow, and in perpetuity? say "we too." >> we too. >> we too. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you two promise to always be too legit to quit, but never too fast or too furious? >> we too. >> we too. >> jimmy: do you promise not to sleep in twin beds, even though it would be totally on brand? >> we too. >> we too. >> jimmy: do you promise never to engage in a threesome because it would be awkward and mathematically asymmetrical? >> we too. >> we too. >> jimmy: then by the power vested in me by a sketchy website that also sells diet supplements -- [ laughter ] i now pronounce you two husband and wife. [ cheers and applause ] you may kiss each other. how do you feel right now?

and that's not all. we've baked you a cake. you can see it's a two-layer cake with tupac on it. and really, that's not all. what's a wedding without a honeymoon? weird sending you two to timbuktu! [ laughter ] we don't know anything about timbuk timbuktu. your family told us -- where is it you really want to go to for your honeymoon? >> to greece. >> jimmy: to greece. we are giving you two tickets to greece! >> oh my god, thank you! [ cheers and applause ] greece where you can eat 2% greek yogurt to your heart's delight. let's bring your family in for a photo. here comes the family. hi, guys. [ cheers and applause ] the photographer's right there. all right.

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celebration of two goes right, music from rob base featuring tinas tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, tyler perry and usher with music from ari lennox. and one more surprise, in honor of this terrific twos-day, the folks at in-n-out right down the block gave us, for everyone in our audience, gave us a gift card to get yourself a double-double on 2/22/22. [ cheers and applause ] it's supposed to be for after the show, guillermo. [ laughter and applause ] we couldn't get two hamburgers? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: all right. our first guest tonight has lived two distinct lives, first as a teenage pop star, and now an acclaimed television actress. she is one of the "us" on "this is us," which is in its final season on nbc. please welcome mandy moore. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? [ cheers and applause ] well, let's open it. >> had to give the newlyweds a ift and congratulate them on a their next chapter. >> jimmy: how nice of you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how nice of you. do you guys want to open it? go ahead. pop it out. let's see what it is. look at that. oh, all right. what is it? oh, look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you! >> my advice would be, unplug it when you're not using it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: don't plug that in. >> don't keep it plugged in, bad things happen. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. >> it's good to see you. >> jimmy: that's very nice of

you. you haven't been here for a little while. >> been a minute. >> jimmy: have you been to a wedding recently or is this your first one in a while? >> this is my first one in a while, yes. congratulations. >> jimmy: do you -- have you -- do you get asked to be maid of honor at weddings all the time? >> never. i've never been a bridesmaid, ever. >> jimmy: no. >> i was going to volunteer my services. but there was no real wedding party officially. >> jimmy: hold on a second. in your whole life. >> whole life. >> jimmy: you've never been a bridesmaid? >> never been a braids made. >> jimmy: you've been a bride but not a bridesmaid. it's like the opposite of the old saying. do you have any friends? [ laughter ] >> no, none. i need new friends, clearly. >> jimmy: that's crazy. you go to a wedding, see everybody in their matching dresses -- >> longing to be there. >> jimmy: again not a part of it. >> i've played bridesmaids in films but never in real life. >> jimmy: wow. how's your 2/22/22 going?psee ty way? >> today we celebrated our 100th

episode of "this is us." [ cheers and applause ] pretty big. but this was by far the highlight, are you kidding? how can you top a wedding? >> jimmy: you celebrated? did you shoot it today? >> we are in the midst of shooting the 100th episode. >> jimmy: i see, okay. i know you had a celebration this weekend because your son turned -- >> 1. >> jimmy: 1 years old, 1 year old. [ cheers and applause ] you did not have a son the last time you were here. >> i did not. >> jimmy: you made one, he came out of you, now you had a party for him. [ laughter ] >> now we had a party for him. >> jimmy: we have a photograph of your son, whose name is gus, which is a very, very solid name. >> thank you. >> jimmy: there it is, 1st birthday. gus, very cute kid. i have to tell you something, he's super focused on that cake, isn't he? [ laughter ] >> he is. i have to say, i was so excited to get him in front of the cake, the quintessential first birthday, smashing the cake, cake everywhere. could have cared less about the cake not a sugar guy, clearly. he was curious about it but much more interested in the cheese board that mom had for the

adults than he was in the cake. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've got a classy baby on your hands there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i have to tell you, i love your hashtag when you post a photo of your son, #thisisgus. his nickname is guoose. >> jimmy: i've always called her goose. sometimes she'd be mad and i'd say, are you a serious goose or a silly goose? then she'd be like, i'm a serious goose! [ laughter ] i always called her goose from then on. it's good to have a goose in the family. >> it's good to have a goose in the family. i feel like it's a nickname that will definitely stick for your goose. >> jimmy: do you? >> yeah, whether he likes it or not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah really, they can't do anything about it. >> they can't. >> jimmy: it could be -- i mean, you could name him yam if you wanted to and he'd have to be a yam. >> stuck with it. >> jimmy: yeah. it's good. at least he's stuck with something good. why does?

is it angus? >> it's august. it's not gustavo, it's august. my husband's birthday is in august are we found out we were having a boy in august. also, having an alit rative name ichlss, i liked having a gus. >> jimmy: yeah, that's nice. that is nice, yeah. goldsmith. your husband is in the band dawes. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: between the two of you, i would imagine there's a lot of pressure on young gus to be moussecally gifted. >> musical probably will be forced down his throat whether he line it or not, yes. >> jimmy: will you, like, point him in the direction of an instrument? >> i mean, yes. we already are. i mean, obviously my husband, there's a lot of music around the house. he loves to bang on the pean foe. he loves to strum the guitar with gus. yeah it's so much fun. >> jimmy: that is fun. and he's -- well, of course he's 1 years old, he's not going to have any inclination for it. >> he has no skills yet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you are around children, do they know that you are rapunzel from "tangled"?

>> not really. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they don't, really? >> there's a real disconnect. i mean, i don't think kids understand -- like they see me with my short brown hair and they're like, where's the 20 feet of golden hair? but i have in the past been asked by friends to help with their child-rearing, i guess. i had a friend ask me to leave a message for their daughter who wasn't brushing her teeth. as ra pen zell i had to be like, "so all princesses love brushing their teeth, it's one of my favorite things." i made up some ridiculous bs thing about why she should brush her teeth. and it worked. >> jimmy: that is true, by the way. you never see a princess with a tooth missing or gray teeth. they all have really good teeth. >> dental hygiene is a priority, yes. >> jimmy: i actually had this conversation with my daughter this weekend. what i did is told her what they do if you get a cavity. >> what do they do? >> jimmy: drills holes in your teeth. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that made a real impact, i have to say. [ laughter ] >> that reality is terrifying.

>> jimmy: she's really brushing very hard. i want to mention your dad. i'm interested in this. your dad is just retired. he was an airline pilot. >> yes. >> jimmy: for how many years? >> 42 years. >> jimmy: 42 years. [ cheers and applause ] >> for american airlines. >> jimmy: what's your dad's name? >> captain don moore. >> jimmy: don moore, a great pilot name. >> it really is. captain don. >> jimmy: captain don. >> that was from a few years ago. his routing was mostly here in l.a. to london, and i got to go visit him in the cockpit before we took off. >> jimmy: before you took off? >> faa rules. >> jimmy: nobody's paying attention to the clouds there. [ laughter ] dd you fly with him a lot as a kid? >> i didn't, no. this is actually the one and only time i actually flew with him. i missed his last trip to london. i know, i'm a terrible daughter. >> jimmy: your whole life? >> my whole life. >> jimmy: you never flew with your dad? >> no. im, we flew together on family vacations, but i never went with him on a trip, none of us did. >> jimmy: was he nervous about

flying with you on the plane? >> he was so nervous. my husband and i were on this flight to london. he still profusely apologizes for the landing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> he was like, "it was a terrible landing, i didn't stick the landing." he still apologizes. >> jimmy: like when a doctor can't operate on her or his kids, is it one of those thins? >> i think so, yes. he was so nervous. i could tell. hoff having us on the plane. >> jimmy: does he ever use the pilot voice at home? >> he did, yeah. it was funny, i could recognize it when i was on the flight with him. oh, that's my dad, yeah. >> jimmy: that smoothing -- >> "we're at 40,000 feet." almost like a radio deejay voice. >> jimmy: wow. i can't believe you never flew with your dad. >> no, one time. >> jimmy: that's nutty. >> pretty nutty, yeah. >> jimmy: we'll take a break and come back. mandy moore is here. [ cheers and applause ] the final season of "this is us" tuesday nights on nbc. we'll be right back. enough, crohn's! for adults with moderate to severe crohn's or ulcerative colitis, stelara®

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: guillermo and reggie have really hit it off. we are back with mandy moore. mandy, this is, as i mentioned a couple of times, the final season of "this is us." >> yes. >> jimmy: you're in the midst of shooting it. how many more do you have to shoot? >> six more. >> jimmy: six more to shoot. are you now thinking about that, when you shoot a scene? oh, this is going to be the last time i'm here? >> oh, yeah. my emotions are already right on the edge. but yeah, i think all of us are

sort of starting to accept that the end is near. yeah, like this is the last time we'll be in this location, or perhaps doing a scene with this person. it's so sad. >> jimmy: i bet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you see these people all the time. >> all the time, they're family, you know how it is. >> yeah. you are directing an episode this season? >> i just finished. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how does that happen? like what is -- what leads to that? do you inquire, say i'd ready like to direct an episode? >> we have the best boss in the world, dan fogleman your friend. >> jimmy: a friend of mine, who is like a production assistant on a show we did many, many years ago. >> he is truly the best boss. at the beginning of this season, he asked all of us cast members, who wants to write, who wants to direct? a handful of us raised our hands. >> jimmy: he asked the group? >> yep. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. i think most of us raised our hand to direct, a few raised their hand to write an episode. and he let it all happen. >> jimmy: did he ask the writers and the directors if they wanted to act? [ laughter ] >> everybody just switched

roles. yeah, it was -- it was fantastic. it's funny, this -- we did this, like, trilogy of episodes a few times over the course of six seasons. so mow lie, myself, and justin, one of the other actors on the show, directed this trilogy together. and so much of it takes place with, like, our characters in -- milo and i in certain scenes, which was very strange to have to, like, direct yourself while you were acting. with 7-year-old children in bathing suits, in long beach, in the rain. >> jimmy: oh. >> it was like throwing every single obstacle. >> jimmy: were you in a bathing suit while you were directing? >> i was in a bathing suit while i was directing. >> jimmy: can i tell you something this that's how "baywatch" episodes.he [ laughter ] >> it was not my choice. to be honest with you. >> jimmy: that's pretty funny, that's weird. did you think that through beforehand? when you -- >> i was cursing dan fogleman. freezing our butts off in the water. >> jimmy: that's pretty funny.

>> yeah. but it was a fantastic experience. we have the most incredible crew, the most incredible cast. and i have even more affection and respect for everybody after being a director. >> jimmy: it's funny, i notice, it seems genuine between you guys because a lot of times -- this is the fifth season, right? >> sixth. >> jimmy: sixth season. that at this point is when the cast -- well, usually it's full-on hating each other on these shows, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and really want it to be over. >> yes. >> jimmy: and that's not the case at all. >> that is the opposite for us. >> jimmy: there must be one you guys don't care for? >> no, there's not a bad apple in the bunch, i swear, across the board. >> jimmy: what about a banana, what about a lightly bruised banana? >> no one, no one. you've had them on the show. >> jimmy: i see the best of people. nobody's really -- i believe you, i believe you're telling the truth. because i think i would sense it if you weren't. >> you could. >> jimmy: and also, have you decided what you're going to steal from the set when you leave? >> everybody's been asking that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there's this family piano

that's been sort of passed down generation by generation. >> jimmy: take it. >> i'm going to take it. but i feel like there are a couple of other people that have dibs on it already. >> jimmy: who? >> chrissy mets. >> jimmy: okay. >> my daughter. i feel we're going to have to share custody. >> jimmy: can i make a suggestion? i think if you hire piano movers, no one will have thought of that. >> i have to, like, slip the props master, you know, like a 100-dollar bill. >> jimmy: here's what you do. piano tuners. they come under the guise of piano tuners. you even get them jumpsuits. they come in. they grab the piano. they put on it wheels. they wheel it out. that's the last anybody sees of it, it's yours. [ cheers and applause ] gus, bang away. >> hopefuly they're not watching this episode. >> jimmy: you can't share a piano. you just have to move in together is the only way to share a piano. >> true. i watch the that show. >> jimmy: you can't move a piano around. or flip for it, either way. congratulations for six seasons of this beloved television show. >> thank you. [cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: which is so rare

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "it takes two" from rob base and tinashe is coming up, but before we get to them, as you know, yesterday was presidents day, and so we thought it would be appropriate to go out and ask the future voters of america what they know about our former presidents and the office of president itself. >> how many presidents can you name? >> abraham lincoln. george washington. theodore roosevelt. >> joe biden. donald trump. >> joe biden. obama. and -- donald trump. and -- that's all i know. >> what do you think the best part of being president is? >> because you get did order people around all day and just, like, sit there drinking coffee. >> what's the worst part of being president? >> you never get to nap. >> do you want to be president? >> definitely. >> yeah? >> definitely not. >> definitely not? why not? >> because then you have to fill

in so much hard paperwork. >> i did a president report. >> how did you do it on? >> chester alan arthur. >> what's is most interesting thing you learned about him? >> he died of fatal kidney problems, but he can keep a secret. >> do you know who that is? >> george washington? [ laughter ] >> who's that? >> donald trump. >> what do you think he smells like? >> bacon. [ laughter ] >> was that guy ever president? >> like definitely not. [ laughter ] >> does he look silly? >> yeah. >> does he look smart? >> no. [ laughter ] >> should presidents flush important documents down the toilet? >> yeah, probably. i would. [ laughter ] >> what do you think a president would have to do to get fired? >> like, kill? the vice president? [ laughter ] >> could you give us a little speech about if you were president, what your plan for

the country would be? >> my plan for the country is to never, ever, ever, ever read books. >> if you were president, what would be the first thing you would do in office? >> i -- would try and shut down commercial fishing. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to hollywood. we'll be back with rob base and tinashe! >> lou: the jimmy kimmel live concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

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♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right it takes two to make ♪ ♪ it outta sight i wanna rock right now i'm rob base and ♪ ♪ i came to get down i'm not internationally known ♪ ♪ but i'm known to rock the microphone because i get stupid ♪ ♪ i mean outrageous stay away from me if you're contagious ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm the winner no not a loser to be an m.c. ♪ ♪ is what i choose a ladies love me girls adore me ♪ ♪ i mean even the ones who never saw me like the way that i rhyme ♪ ♪ at a show the reason why man i don't know ♪ ♪ so let's go 'cause i wanna hear you sing the song ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing

go right ♪ ♪ wanna hear you sing the song ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ ♪ my name is rob i gotta real funky concept ♪ listen up 'cause i'm gonna keep ♪ ♪ you in step i got an idea that i wanna share ♪ ♪ you don't like it so what i don't care i'm number one ♪ ♪ the uno i like comp bring all the suckers ♪ ♪ 'cause all them i'll stomp bold and black ♪ ♪ but i won't protect all of my followers 'cause all i want is respect ♪ ♪ i'm not a doctor put them in rapture a slick brother ♪ ♪ that can easy outfox ya 'cause i'm rob the last name base ♪ ♪ yes and on the mic i'm known to be the freshest ♪ ♪ so let's start it shouldn't be too hard i'm not a sucker ♪ ♪ so i don't need a bodyguard i won't fess ♪ ♪ wear a bulletproof vest don't smoke buddha can't stand sess yes ♪ ♪ come on come on sing the song ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ want to hear you sing the song ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ ♪ wanna hear you sing the song ♪

♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight the situation ♪ ♪ that the base is in i'm kinda stingy that's why ♪ ♪ i don't wanna lend a funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend ♪ ♪ but listen up 'cause i want you to comprehend 'cause i'm the leader ♪ ♪ the man superior i take care of ya and then ya get wearier ♪ ♪ so just sit my rhymes are not counterfeit ♪ ♪ the record sells which makes this one a hit it won't hurt ♪ ♪ to listen to red alert take off your shirt make sure it don't ♪ ♪ hit the dirt i like the kids the guys the girls ♪ ♪ i want the ducats 'cause this is rob base's world ♪ ♪ i'm on a mission ya better just listen to my rhymes ♪ ♪ 'cause i'm all about dissin' 'cause ♪ ♪ come on sing the song let's go ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right come on come on ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ ♪ wanna hear you sing the song come on ♪ ♪ it takes two to make a thing go right ♪ ♪ come on yes ♪ ♪ it takes two to make it outta sight ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

this is "nightline." >> tonight, punishing putin. >> this is a flagrant violation of international law. >> president biden slapping sanctions on wealthy russians and banks. >> if we're talking about putin's strategic goals, actually it's only one, it is very simple, is to stay in power forever. >> from the kgb to the presidency. inside the russian leader's decades-long grip on power. plus, diving with a purpose. the explorer scouring the bottom of the ocean to tell the untold history of the transatlantic slave trade. making history herself. >> this is not just black people's history. this is global history. >> documenting the past and educating the