amanda sigh freed. good night. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy.visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- amanda seyfried, bubba wallace, and music from dashboard confessional, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. oh, that is very nice. thank you. appreciate that. very kind. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. i'm glad we're in a good mood. there's a war going on. there's a war happening in eastern europe right now. i don't know about you, but these are the kind of texts i've been getting about this.

"bro, this is world war iii?" people seem to be under the impression that i have some kind of inside information, i don't know. [ laughter ] all i know is that a terrible tragedy is happening right in front of our eyes. even the taliban is pushing for a peaceful resolution. they released a statement. "the islamic emirate calls for restraint by both parties. all sides need to desist from taking positions that could intensify violence." you know things are bad when the taliban is like "hey, maybe dial it down a notch." [ laughter ] the taliban is urging russia to resolve the crisis through dialogue and peaceful means. sounds like someone's been working on themselves during the pandemic. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, for some reason, russian forces have taken chernobyl. so, mission accomplished? we did it, guys! the smoldering pile of radioactive waste is ours! [ laughter ] by the way, i feel like at this point, it's important to note that the country's name is "ukraine," not "the ukraine." a lot of people are still saying "the ukraine" the way your mom

says "the trader joe's." [ laughter ] but it's not. "ukraine." meanwhile, there is a very different kind of tank wreaking havoc in lake tahoe, california. a bear named hank. >> tonight, still on the loose, a massive 500-pound black bear "hank the tank" being blamed for dozens of break-ins, causing a fierce battle over his fate. the bear has damaged dozens of homes, easily smashing through windows and doors in search of food. hank is double the size of an average black bear. look at the side of his prints next to a man's boot. >> jimmy: oh. i don't know, maybe the guy has little boots, we don't know what his boot size is. [ laughter ] a bear breaking into people's houses, it's the old reverse goldilocks. [ laughter ] there are a lot of bears up at lake tahoe. they're populated with tons of bears. but this guy is so big he even made "inside edition!" >> hank the bear 911. just released -- >> i just watched a bear go

right into the house. >> the new push to capture the gargantuan black bear wreaking havoc. he surprised them in their hot tub. >> he was huge. >> plus -- epic face plant. in a wheelchair. >> oh my god! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wheelchairs and bears tonight on "inside edition," wow. [ laughter ] but back to hank. today, the plot thickened. they ran dna samples and now believe the break-ins could be the work of not one, but multiple bears. which means hank is running a syndicate! [ laughter ] this is good news. probably the first time in history somebody said, "don't worry, everyone, it's not one bear, it's a whole bunch of them." [ laughter ] though? really rely on dna - i mean, look at this guy. are we sure hank didn't eat those other bears? [ laughter ] i love that they're solving this case with bear dna. dick wolf, if you're watching, there's nothing america could use more right now than a "law & order" spin-off where ice t solves bear-related crimes.

[ laughter ] "all the honey is gone!" [ cheers and applause ] think about it. or maybe hank should have his own reality show. >> if you love "my 6-hundred pound life," we're beerly getting started. tlc and animal planet present, "my 500-pound bear." hank's habit of breaking into houses has turned him into one. he'd kill for a snack, but the snacks are killing him. now he has one last hope. >> hello. >> can dr. now save this buxom bear? >> so let's get and up check your weight. >> will hank the tank have what it takes to turn his life around? >> yeah, your weight loss is not being impressive. >> find out thursdays on "my 500-pound bear" followed by an all-new "chain-smoking chimps." tlc, we can't believe we show

it, and we can't believe you watch it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i know. it is hard to believe. we did get positive news for a change. president biden this morning made his choice to replace steven breyer on the supreme court. judge ketanji brown jackson, or ms. jackson if you're nasty -- [ cheers and applause ] will likely become the first black woman on the supreme court. if she is confirmed, it will mark the first time that four women have sat together on the court. that's something. [ cheers and applause ] four women. get whoopi in there and we'll have a show. [ laughter ] this is kind of interesting. judge jackson is related by marriage to former house speaker and bodybuilder paul ryan. her husband's twin brother is the brother-in-law of janna ryan, who is married to paul ryan. so they're like this, really, very tight. [ laughter ] congratulations to judge jackson on this historic nomination. i for one can't wait to see

tucker carlson intentionally mispronouncing your name and claiming you're a member of antifa. [ laughter ] the house oversight committee, we've forgotten about this a little now, has now expanded their investigation into how trump mishandled and absconded with sensitive white house documents. when he left office, trump reportedly took 15 boxes of documents to mar-a-lago. many of them contained classified materials. and those were just the documents they were able to there's no telling how many he made eric eat. [ laughter ] trump's defense is that once they found them missing, he gave the papers back. he said, "the papers were given easily and without conflict and on a very friendly basis." which is like saying, "as soon as the cops showed up, we gave back all the money we stole with a smile." [ laughter ] trump's position is that it's not a big deal. i agree. who cares about sensitive government documents, right? >> she deleted 33,000 emails. she bleached and deleted 33,000 emails. what she did with her emails is so criminal.

she deleted 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails. 33,000 emails deleted. >> she deleted every single one of them. >> and then she took a hammer to her definitelies and she beat the hell out of the phone. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. sometimes i feel like he's -- i don't know, maybe a little bit of a hypocrite, right? [ laughter and applause ] speaking of hillary's emails, in orlando today, it was day two of south by south worst cpac, the annual conference of crazy people acting crazy. and once again, they assembled quite a lineup. speakers this week include donald trump jr., sebastian gorka, ted cruz, and papa john. "you know who'd be great? the pizza guy who said the "n" word, let's get him." tomorrow night, the hairliner will be the kfcpacker himself, donald trump. [ laughter ] and if you can't make it in person, slip on a pair of goggles and watch it in vr! >> experience cpac in the metaverse.

an in-person realistic experience. hear speakers up close as if you're really there. express yourself. connect with others. the virtual cpac experience happening at our booth. >> jimmy: yeah. the only black people you will see at that event is the virtual ones they created for that commercial. [ laughter ] it's funny. zoom in on that statue for a second. even when he's 25 feet hall, still has tiny hands. [ laughter ] the texas blobfish known as ted cruz took the cpac stage yesterday to wow the crowd with his lively lib-owns. >> they want to destroy you. they want to silence you. they want to subjugate you. respond with joy. laugh at them.

it drives them bananas. okay. are leftist the least funny people on planet earth? >> jimmy: well, no, i would say maybe this guy is. [ laughter ] >> i gotta say -- orlando is awesome! not as nice as cancun. [ laughter ] this actually may not be elevation. i think it's that there are hormones that are released in your thighs when you're sitting. so you can sit at the table and there's no virus being transmitted. but if you stand up, put the mask on! [ laughter ] >> you live by the pen, you die by the pen. and my pen has got an eraser. [ laughter ] >> aspiration. aspiration. is that, like, sweat on my butt? [ laughter ] bernie is wearing admitens.

and aoc is telling us she was murdered. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, he's the best. he's the last comic sweating. [ applause ] you know, there are all sorts of seminars at this cpac event with really genuinely crazy titles. so i thought maybe we could make a game of this. i'm going to list a title and you have to guess if it's a real cpac panel or one we made up. got it? first we have. "the moron in chief" real or fake? no that's real. okay, next. "fire fauci" real or fake? real? yes, it is real. next? "put him to bed, lock her up, and send her to the border" real or fake panel? and it is, yes, it's real. next, "lockdowns and mandates, now do you understand why we have a second amendment?" is it real or fake?

split on this one. it's real. and one more. "drill, dummy, drill!" real or fake? no, they're all real. they're all real. [ applause ] wonderful. th whole thing is basically a masterclass for people who don't have any. [ laughter ] you won't see many masks at cpac. and as of today, you might not see many of them here either. the indoor mask mandate has been lifted in l.a. not in our studio, we'll be wearing them until christmas. [ laughter ] those who are fully vaccinated are now allowed to go maskless indoors at places that screen vaccination status. does anyone else not trust this? it feels like the moment in a godzilla movie where the scientists say, "wow, i can't believe how easy it was to kill godzilla!" and then they get eaten by godzilla. [ laughter ] the cdc also relaxed their mask guidelines today. they now say that most of the country will be able to ditch their masks, as long as infection rates remain under control. in other words, after a careful analysis of the latest research,

the cdc concluded that nobody is listening to them anyway. [ laughter ] so just go ahead and do whatever. now that there are no mask mandates, what are these anti-maskers going to do? a lot of these people, they've staked their whole identity on being a freedom fighter at baskin-robbins. [ laughter ] how are they going to express that rage now? what do they have to show for it, except a hysterical youtube video of them kicking over a macy's mannequin? [ laughter ] only time will tell. but while we wait, we take the opportunity to open the corona time capsule to look back at how far we've come in the february edition of "this month in covid history." >> this month in covid history, it's february 2021. and the u.s. has vaccine mania. it's finally time to relax. >> this is not time to relax. >> it's finally not a time to relax. >> cases and hospitalizationsh variants as they emerge.

>> thanks, president party poopie pants. >> joe biden has had the most disastrous first month of any president in modern history. >> joe biden has created a humanitarian catastrophe. >> biden killed thousands of american jobs. >> joe biden has managed to take away every girl's dream of excelling in her chosen sport. >> what a busy month. and now history with mtg. >> 9/11 absolutely happened. >> and now you know. who's that? >> mr. potato head is going gender neutral. >> not that news flash. this one. >> millions are still without power in texas in the middle of record-breaking cold. >> but who's responsible? >> all these windmills. >> windmills. >> windmills. became totally reliant on tate - windmills. >> fact check. no, it didn't. >> it got cold last night and the windmills froze.

>> windmills don't work when it's freezing. >> it shows that fossil fuel is necessary. >> we cannot go down this road of green energy. >> where we're going, we don't need roads, says ted cruzzing altitude. but this cancun cowboy can take the heat. >> ted cruz blamed the decision on his daughters. >> he'll do anyting for his little princess. see you in march for "this month in covid history." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, wow, she takes after her mom. we have a good show for you tonight. bubba wallace is here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from dashboard confessional. and we'll be right back with amanda seyfried. [ cheers and applause ] so stick around!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, his new netflix docuseries is called "race." bubba wallace is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later on, their new album is called "all the truth that i could tell." it came out today. dashboard confessional from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we are back at it. we've got new shows with courteney cox, jamie dornan, nick kroll, sandra oh. with music from avril lavigne, mitski, turnstile, and shen-see-uh. please join us for all of that. what's your plan for the weekend, guillermo? >> guillermo: baseball game with my son tomorrow. >> jimmy: another baseball game? >> guillermo: it's the first one. >> jimmy: oh my god, it just ended, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: now it started again? >> guillermo: unfortunately. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it used to be -- yeah? >> guillermo: yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do. >> guillermo: yeah. i said, you don't like tae kwon do, jujitsu, something else? >> jimmy: why, just because you figure he'll give up quick on

that too? >> guillermo: yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wish you luck. our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated actress who lives on a farm with a donkey, some goats, children, a husband, and a mini horse. she plays the notorious biotech company founder elizabeth holmes in "the dropout." it premieres week from tonight on hulu. please welcome amanda seyfried. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: amanda, welcome. thanks for coming. i should have asked you beforehand, before touching your hands. >> no, i was like, this is permitted? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no i guess not. >> then i went in for the side kiss. >> jimmy: there you go. if that makes you feel better. >> this is the third time in five minutes. >> jimmy: is that right? are you purelling a lot?

>> i don't know why because i don't -- i haven't been wearing a mask. >> jimmy: you haven't at all? >> well, because i figured that i'm still good for months because i had covid two months ago. >> jimmy: oh. >> so march 21st, i have to get back into the testing thing. so i'm safe. >> jimmy: yeah. relatively, yeah. i think there's still a chance. >> we don't know. >> jimmy: we don't know. what we do know is this handwashing thing is probably unnecessary, right? at the beginning, were you doing that with your groceris, leaving them on the counter, being careful? >> yeah. i'd go to target, i'd leave everything for two days. >> jimmy: right. >> it's really -- it's really hard. . [ laughter ] i'm sorry. >> jimmy: it's funny how middle -- but you would go into the target, that's a bold move just to start with. >> yeah, i guess so. [ laughter ] when you're desperate. i feel like we didn't for so long. so we reached a point where you had to go to target. >> jimmy: yeah. >> or else you were going to lose your mind. >> jimmy: i also feel like, for a lot of people, maybe any wife one worst thing about the umber-

pandemic was not being able to do go to target. [ laughter ] >> yeah, it's up there. top three. me too, i get it. >> there's something about target that makes you feel like, wow, it's good to be an american. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: last night you had your premiere. >> yeah. >> jimmy: they had a red carpet event. >> it was huge. this is surreal. it's surreal. you guys are -- it's surreal. it was a huge red carpet. it was like the biggest one i've been to in two years. no, kidding. [ laughter ] the biggest one i've been to for a really long time. >> jimmy: it was nice to be kind of normal, as normal as a red carpet can be. >> it was great, yeah. >> jimmy: which is not normal at all, by the way. it's a weird thing that most people don't experience. >> and i don't embrace it, and i embraced it last night. i talked so much. i don't know what i said. [ laughter ] they were like, we have to start. and i was just really excited to be there. >> jimmy: your first, and correct me if i have any of this wrong, but i believe your first big red carpet event was for "mean girls." >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

been awhile. >> jimmy: back in the year 2004. and you were just a kid at this time. >> i did not have a stylist. i used the only money i had to buy a dress. there were two premieres so i had to buy two dresses because you wear different dresses. >> jimmy: we have both of those dresses. [ laughter ] >> hold on a second. this is the best part. i didn't know any of the rules. so i was wearing a white bra. [ laughter ] and a black underwear and no slip. and i paid $600 for that dress. i couldn't even afford a ride home, nothing. [ laughter ] i didn't have a publicist, i didn't have a stylist, i did my makeup. >> jimmy: oh my god, you were actually a caveperson! [ laughter ] >> yeah, i don't recognize -- no, it's just -- humble beginnings. >> jimmy: you get on a bus and head home? >> i walked. it was new york city for that one. >> jimmy: yeah. i would imagine that's an overwhelming thing.

it is funny how many of the things you don't know about. like typically, wouldn't the movie studio be invested in the fact that they need to make sure you have something to wear at these events? >> i slipped through the cracks. i didn't ever ask for anything. >> jimmy: i see. >> i thought i was in the way. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> which is not the way i want to raise my daughter for sure. but it definitely, you know -- people liked me because i was easy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last time you were here, i think we were on zoom at that time. >> yes. >> jimmy: you were telling me about your husband's birthday at which you did something that amused me greatly. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you dressed as a bear. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you hid, waited to scare him in the woods. >> uh-huh, it was incredible. so i like to [ bleep ] with him. i like to [ bleep ] with a lot of people that are susceptible to my [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and he is one of them. but no, that was the -- that was the last big gag. because -- and i swear, it's because i was pregnant with my second child when i was in the bear costume. >> jimmy: i didn't know that part of it. >> yeah.

and i -- it's like you have a second kid and you forget about the things that you can do that are fun. because you don't have time. >> jimmy: right. >> so i don't remember -- i don't know when his birthday is. [ laughter ] there's no other -- i don't even know what i could possibly do. i mean, you know, i do little things here and there. i do this thing where i -- if i see someone on their phone, there's a place to hide, i'll go hide. pretty far away. and zoom in and video them for at least a minute. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> then send to it them to disorient them. >> jimmy: while they're looking at their phone? >> yeah, so they're going to get it. and then you send to it them. then you record again. and you record them getting it. [ laughter ] oh my god! i did this to my friend eli. i was in the barn. he was outside of the barn eating. eating, like, something that was way too big for his mouth. and he was leaning against his car, he was just eating it. and i video'd him for -- it must have been like 30 minutes.

and then i sent it to him. and because -- and i was chuckling when i was inside. he couldn't hear me. i can't stop laughing. and he was like -- [ laughter ] and i have the video of that too. >> jimmy: oh, that's good. >> i [ bleep ] with him a lot. but i love it. >> jimmy: it's a good prank. >> it's so easy. >> jimmy: you know, i've done it with stills where i sneak up on people and i -- but i never thought about doing it on video. and then to videotape the reaction is taking it a step further. >> then it's a gift to them. so you're not totally -- it's not the meanest thing. >> jimmy: yes, they find out how disgusting they look when they eat. [ laughter ] >> that, or just their phone face. there's always some kind of shame or guilt when someone gets caught on their phone, as if we're doing something bad. but we're actually just doing what everybody does. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> i just wouldn't -- >> jimmy: if you're the one who captures it, all the shame goes right on them. >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break, see a clip from the new

series. it's called "the dropout." amanda seifried is with us. we'll be right back. kenan! hey kenan! looking good. feeling good. i just found all these cars on autotrader. wow! now wait for the best part there microwave. a dealer is gonna deliver this car to our home. never leave home, never leave home! woo, it's here! there's one thing... i can't do from home. drive! someone stop him! kenan! catch ya later, refrigerator! real cowboys get customized car insurance with liberty mutual, so we only pay for what we need. -hey tex, -wooo. can someone else get a turn? yeah, hang on, i'm about to break my own record. only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪

oh! you're doing it wrong, man. what's wrong with action figures? nothing. capital one shopping instantly searches for available coupon codes and automatically applies them. whoa! i look good in miniature. capital one shopping. (in s.l.j. voice) what's in your wallet?

you're here. you're developing new technology. here at theranos, we are developing new technology. new technology. this is inspire iing step forwa.

forward. forward. forward. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is amanda seyfried in "the dropout" which premieres a week from tonight on hulu. i really enjoyed this show. >> thanks for watching. >> jimmy: i didn't know a ton about this case, about elizabeth holmes and theranos and this technology that she kind of invented but didn't really. >> great idea. >> jimmy: but a lot of people gave her a lot of money. and boy, i mean, there's a -- how do you know she was doing that stuff? like teaching herself to speak in the mirror? >> it's like bill maher says. i don't know for a fact, but i know it's true. [ laughter ] no, i don't know. i truly believe -- i mean -- i mean, no one will ever know. no one will ever be in her mind. but we try to get pretty close. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i came from a compassionate angle. but also, i was just fascinated.

>> jimmy: she's fascinating, yeah. it does seem like -- a person who made a plan for herself when she was very young, probably too young to make a plan for herself. and then just had to stick with that plan no matter what. >> fierce, yeah. well, did she have to? but yeah. >> jimmy: i guess she thought she had to. >> uh-huh, yeah. different in tech. but with health care, it's a little trickier. >> jimmy: yeah, right, yes. when people's lives are on the line. again, also you're taking a lot of money from a lot of people. it's interesting. i find that people who get in really deep and just keep swimming. >> they double down. it feels like, it must be so painful to imagine going backwards. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and you think, i guess, you're going to kind of bluff your way out of this situation. >> the perfect analogy that i heard was, she had jumped off a cliff and was trying to build her parachute before she got to the ground. >> jimmy: right. >> and -- >> jimmy: she was unable to

build the parachute. >> for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, spoiler alert. in fact, i believe right now she's awaiting preison? >> sentencing. >> jimmy: you've not met her? >> uh-uh. >> jimmy: would that excite you, meeting her? do you think she's going to like this? laugh laugh [ laughter ] >> uh -- i don't know. it's too -- it's a tricky situation, i'd say. >> jimmy: can i give you a scenario? >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's imagine that we're at a restaurant, okay? sitting over at the table with guillermo is elizabeth holmes. and you and i are here. [ laughter ] do you go -- they dine together a lot. they go to benihana, actually. [ laughter ] there's a guy flipping knifes and the whole thing. would you go over and say hello to her? >> yes. >> jimmy: you would? yeah, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have to, right? >> uh-huh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's the right answer. >> yeah.

>> jimmy: and because everything is weird all the time, so here's elizabeth holmes. she's kind of like steve jobs in that she wore certain things. >> yeah, she didn't have to worry about -- from what i understand, didn't want to have to worry about what she was going to wear every day. >> jimmy: the idea being you can use your brain power on important things if you wear the same thing every day. >> right yeah. room. room for the -- >> jimmy: einstein did this right? this is the thing that i think he got going? >> benihana. what? >> jimmy: you're playing her. this is a photo of you as a little girl. >> who knew. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: weirdly, in a way -- >> i am so impressed with this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe she -- you didn't know about this? >> i can't believe you found that picture. >> jimmy: we went through your stuff. [ laughter ] >> i am not weirded out, i am floored. i didn't -- i can't believe i didn't think of this myself. >> jimmy: now wewe realize this

was your destiny. [ laughter ] >> i believe in the universe giving you a little nudge. >> jimmy: well, it was one of our producers, really. [ laughter ] but the universe works too. >> this is a -- this is a -- >> jimmy: i'll let you take this home, you can stare at them on the ride back. >> okay. >> jimmy: great to have you here. >> thanks. >> jimmy: very entertaining, it's called "the dropout," it premieres a week from tonight. amanda seyfried, everybody! we'll be back with bubba wallace. i call it the wheel. okay. this is a miss. edison, can i be honest with you? i-i-i-it stinks. (speaking japanese) like i was saying, it's ftx. it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. ehhh, i don't think so. and i'm never wrong about this stuff. never. ♪ happy so happy ♪

♪ let's hit the open road ♪ ♪ camp without a tent ♪ ♪ talk without a phone ♪ ♪ kick off your boots ♪ ♪ cook something new ♪ ♪ the meeting just started ♪ ♪ careful you're on mute ♪ ♪ catch a snuggle bug ♪ ♪ warm-up your buns ♪ . ♪ (jazz music) ♪

(thank you, have a nice day.) ♪ (trumpet solo) ♪ (bell dings) (pages slipping) ♪ ♪ ♪ (trumpet solo) ♪ ♪ ♪ (typing) (bell dings) ♪ ♪ (cheering ♪ ♪ (typing) ♪ ♪ ♪(trumpet solo) ♪ exciting news! for a limited time only, kohl's rewards members can earn double the rewards! ♪ ♪ not a member? what are you waiting for?! enroll for free today... plus take an extra 20% off and earn kohl's cash! kohl's. ahh it's the birthday girl!

hey, let's invite jacques? let's not invite jacques. whoa!! sure, he struggles on conference calls but he's such a dedicated employee. and he can really pull off stripes. you're right. hey jacques! come join us! come on! ahh. here he comes. ohh. there's a wind of some kind. this might take a while. ♪ ♪ you have the best pizza in town and the worst wait times. you need to hire. i need indeed. indeed you do. indeed instant match instantly delivers quality candidates matching your job description. visit indeed.com/hire ♪there are places♪ matching your job description. ♪i remember♪ ♪all my life♪ ♪though some have changed♪ ♪all these places have their moments♪ ♪with lovers and friends♪

♪i still can recall,♪ ♪i know i'll often stop and think about them♪ ♪in my life, i love you more♪

>> jimmy: bubba wallace is coming up, but one more thing before we stumble forward. it's friday night, and that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week, whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> the president has not made a decision about who he's going to [ bleep ], but i'm still not going to get into details. >> vladimir putin has taken [ bleep ]s in georgia, he's taken [ bleep ]s in crimea, he's taken [ bleep ]s in separatist regions, he's trying to take a [ bleep ]. >> is he making fentanyl? is he trying to crush out christianity? does he [ bleep ] dogs? >> time for the [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. it's time for the [ bleep ], [ bleep ] now. >> a loud boom shook our broadcast center this afternoon, turned out to be an exploding [ bleep ]. >> the same shark was reported sighted earlier [ bleep ]ing a pelican, which they say is pretty unusual.

>> hello, ma? remember that favor you owe me for helping you bleach your [ bleep ]? >> one request for you today. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. [ bleep ] for your future. [ bleep ] for your children. [ bleep ] for your freedoms. and [ bleep ] for this country. >> go [ bleep ] me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be back with bubba wallace. check out this vrbo. oh man. ♪ come on. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ looking to get back in your type 2 diabetes zone? once-weekly ozempic® can help. ♪ oh, oh, oh, ozempic®! ♪

♪ oh, oh, oh ♪ ozempic® is proven to lower a1c. most people who took ozempic® reached an a1c under 7 and maintained it. and you may lose weight. adults lost on average up to 12 pounds. in adults also with known heart disease, ozempic® lowers the risk of major cardiovascular events such as heart attack, stroke, or death. ozempic® helped me get back in my type 2 diabetes zone. ozempic® isn't for people with type 1 diabetes. don't share needles or pens, or reuse needles. don't take ozempic® if you or your family ever had medullary thyroid cancer, or have multiple endocrine neoplasia syndrome type 2, or if allergic to it. stop ozempic® and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or an allergic reaction. serious side effects may include pancreatitis. tell your provider about vision problems or changes. taking ozempic® with a sulfonylurea or insulin may increase low blood sugar risk. side effects like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea may lead to dehydration, which may worsen kidney problems.

looking to get back in your type 2 diabetes zone? ask your health care provider today about once-weekly ozempic®. ♪ oh, oh, oh, ozempic®! ♪ you may pay as little as $25 for a 3-month prescription. [megan thee stallion's 'flamin' hottie' plays] [beep] ♪ i mean, c'mon, man. ♪ [beep] (sighs) ♪ [megan thee stallion's 'flamin' hottie' plays] oh! you're doing it wrong, man. what's wrong with action figures? nothing. capital one shopping instantly searches

for available coupon codes and automatically applies them. whoa! i look good in miniature. capital one shopping. (in s.l.j. voice) what's in your wallet? exciting news! for a limited time only, kohl's rewards members can earn double the rewards! capital one shopping. not a member? what are you waiting for?! enroll for free today... plus take an extra 20% off and earn kohl's cash! kohl's. it's amazing... he's talking about motorcycle insurance, and people love it.

of course, they love the savings they're gonna get with geico, but... it goes beyond that. you. deserve. to save. ha — heard that before. you. deserve. to save. i know. i need you to hear me. you deserve to save. i deserve to save! i mean he has a way of making you feel...seen. bundle car and motorcycle insurance and save at geico.com. princess cruises was born right here in california. for over 55 years, we've been helping californians make the most of their precious vacation time. and right about now, we could all use a real vacation. so forget the road trips and rentals and sail with princess right from san francisco to the glaciers of alaska, the beautiful tropics of hawaii, the beaches of mexico or along the california coast. sail conveniently from sf from just $79 per day. book now at princess.com.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from dashboard confessional is on the way. our next guest is one of the few people in the world who can make driving a camry look cool. [ laughter ] his new docuseries "race" is on netflix now. please welcome bubba wallace! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> can i sit? >> jimmy: yeah, relax, sit. >> this is cool. >> jimmy: good to have you here. i was thinking about you today.

when your name is bubba wallace, you kind of have to become a race car driver, right? >> got to. when i was a kid we had t-shirts made, so i'm darrell wallace jr. it was darrell, not waltrip. rusty. junior, not dale. >> jimmy: this is your second season driving the number 23. >> that's right. >> jimmy: which michael jordan is one of the owners of your race team. >> yes. >> jimmy: what a coincidence that is, that you would have number 23. >> right? >> jimmy: what dois michael lik as a race car team owner? is he your boss? >> yeah, he's the boss. he's actually really fun to be around. and super competitive, if you didn't know that. >> jimmy: yeah, i kind of noticed that. >> he's always finding ways to motivate you, whether that's betting against you or saying things. >> jimmy: he bets against you? >> i mean, he'll fire you up. >> jimmy: he tells you, i bet against you? >> he's like, "ah, you won't do this today." you do it and he goes, "you did it, good job." >> jimmy: really?

>> yeah. >> jimmy: i have to say, this is the kind of thing that would drive me crazy, i think. i wonder if it drives you crazy too. at daytona, you came in second. >> damn. >> jimmy: which is -- [ laughter ] well, you were so close to winning that race. >> oh, i know. yeah. [ laughter ] .36 close, yeah. >> jimmy: .36 of a second. >> yes. >> jimmy: so .036 seconds away? >> yes. >> sen'derrick is going to bring them to the line to block ryan blaney, at the line sen'derrick beats bubba wallace by half a car length and they crash going into turn 1. >> turn it off. >> jimmy: that is crazy. that is really remarkable. i know weight has a lot to do with driving a race car. does it ever -- do you ever go, boy, if i had not had that double cheeseburger -- [ laughter ] i might have won in race. & >> i had a couple big macs before the race. >> jimmy: the big macs did it?

>> i don't think they actually got me. they got us to second, we've got to have enough fuel. >> the fuel took you there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you take no pleasure in finishing second? >> absolutely not. >> jimmy: second is pretty good. there's a lot of other guys behind you. would you rather have been in the middle of the pack by lose by a fraction of a second? >> i finished second at my first daytona 500 in 2018. i was a wrecking ball of motion. super cool, pumped, oh, we finished second, awesome! i was pissed, ready to rip someone's head off after this one. first time i was two car lengths back, maybe a second back. this one, being that close. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in a matter of coming off of turn 4, which is probably two football fields away from the start/finish line, maybe even more. i'm like, damn, we're not going to win, we're going to finish second or third. >> jimmy: really? >> then it came down to that. you kind of know in that sense, yeah. >> jimmy: right, wow. does michael call you

afterwards? give you words of -- >> we text, yeah. he was pumped, he was excited. >> he was happy you finished second? >> yeah. we were all pumped. >> jimmy: are you sure it was him? [ laughter ] >> we were all pumped. >> maybe it was michael b. jordan texting you? [ applause ] >> that's a good one. >> jimmy: this netflix docuseries follows you across a couple of seasons. how old were you when you started driving? >> 9 years old. >> jimmy: 9 years old, driving go-karts? >> right. >> jimmy: do you remember the first time you got in a go-kart? >> i remember my first race. it was a national event in florida. which was the dumbest idea we ever could have done. >> jimmy: why? >> it's the biggest stage at that point. what are we doing? we just bought the go-kart yesterday, race the biggest stage today. >> jimmy: i gotcha. >> practice? no, just going. >> jimmy: how did you do? >> we wrecked out, yeah. >> jimmy: it's funny. you can't drive a car to the event. >> that's right. >> jimmy: but you can race.

>> yes. it's an interesting perspective when you put it that way. never thought about that. >> jimmy: you didn't get your driver's license until what age? >> 17. >> jimmy: really? >> i failed the written part. i didn't fail the driving part. [ laughter ] it was the stop sign at a railroad crossing, i got them mixed up. i waited six months to go back and do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you drive crazy when you're driving regular? >> my fiancee is in the back, i might have to ask her to answer that. i feel like i drive normal. but the crazy thing is, when i did get my permit, or i guess drove for the first time, whatever it was, with my parents, hey, want to run to the grocery store? sure, i'll drive. i swerved off the road twice when a car came at me. because i'm used to racing with traffic. driving with traffic. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so that took me awhile to get comfortable with. so i was not the best driver during the whole driver's ed course part. >> jimmy: wow, that is very strange, yeah. i didn't think about that. >> literally swerved off the road. >> jimmy: if somebody's coming your way on the racetrack --

>> that's a bad sign. >> jimmy: bad problem that. [ laughter ] something terrible has happened. >> something very bad. which is usually common at daytona and talladega. >> jimmy: right. you also will drive your own bus? >> that's right. you have a moment? >> jimmy: i have a moment, yeah. >> nice. race? >> jimmy: do i race the motor home? [ laughter ] no, it's just me and a bunch of old people waving at each other. i always feel if i have the same motor home as somebody, they might be dieted to see me. they never are. [ laughter ] >> dang. >> jimmy: you drive this thing. are you towing the car behind? >> we'll have the trailer towing our tow vehicle, towing our 4-runner, the golf cart, all our toys and games and stuff. >> jimmy: how far do you drive it? long-distance drives? >> we drove the bus down to -- you get a glimpse of that in the netflix series, charlotte to daytona. 6 1/2, 7 hours. but we also drove across country

after our last race in 2020, i believe. yeah, 2020. we came from phoenix all the way down to tampa, florida. we had 2 1/2 weeks to get there. >> jimmy: 2 1/2 weeks. you're driving really slow? making up for how fast you drive on the track? >> yeah, those things are usually pretty slow. >> jimmy: when you get out and fill the thing with gas, do people see you and go, what the -- what's going on here? >> sometimes. usually, like -- oh, it's a kid driving this bus. >> jimmy: i see. >> that's what they usually -- >> jimmy: you never really see people under 60 driving a bus. >> i wasn't going to say it, but yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's like one of the students got in the front of the school bus and took over. >> right. which is not good. >> jimmy: but it's good for you. >> yes. >> jimmy: congratulations on all your success. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: next time you'll be the guy .03 behind. >> yes, i will. >> jimmy: documentary is "race:

bubba wallace." watch on it netflix. bubba wallace, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with dashboard confessional! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedez-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to amanda seyfried and bubba wallace. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, their new album is called "all the truth that i can tell." here with the song "everyone else is just noise," dashboard confessional! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ did you hear the news they're tearing our building down making way ♪ ♪ for the future they don't want no relics around and it makes me think ♪ ♪ can i treasure the memories can i keep moving forward

with all of that mess ♪ ♪ inside me cause they'll move all the pieces when my eyes are closed ♪ ♪ as if they could keep me from you as if they could keep me from home ♪ ♪ beyond the reaches of your softest voice where everything else is distraction ♪ ♪ everyone else is just noise i am not immune i've been burned ♪ ♪ and been beaten down i'm trying to learn how to live with what i'm faced with ♪ ♪ living without i wish i could but i can't please everyone all of the time ♪ ♪ hurt less and be loved more and simply feel settled inside ♪

♪ but they move all the pieces when my eyes are closed and everything feels out of order ♪ ♪ and suddenly i am alone beyond the reaches of your loudest voice where everything else ♪ ♪ is distraction and everyone else is just noise ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm starting to live without doubt i doubting ♪ i'm learning to like who i am i'm trying to let go a little

i'm starting to think ♪ ♪ that i can know all the pieces when my eyes are closed trusting that ♪ ♪ i'm in the right place and knowing that i'm not alone within the reaches ♪ ♪ of your softest voice where everything else is distraction and everyone else ♪ ♪ is just noise everything else is distraction everyone else ♪ ♪ is just noise ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight, history made. judge ketanji brown jackson shattering barriers. >> i am truly humbled by the extraordinary honor of this nomination. >> the first black woman nominated to the u.s. supreme court. the president making good on a campaign promise. >> i believe it's time that we have a court that reflects the full talents and greatness of our nation. >> the harvard-educated lawyer and former public defender could change the face of the court. >> i can only hope that my life and career will inspire future generations. plus, on the brink. ukraine's capital under threat of siege. their president saying that the next few hours will decide the country's fate.