appreciate your time. right now, jimmy kimmel is up. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- sandra oh, ciara and russell wilson, and music from mitski. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, everybody. that's very nice. guillermo. well, great, greetings, my fellow americans. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for spending part of your taco tuesday with us here. you probably know, you're probably on vacation, but the president tonight, joe biden, delivered his first state of the

union-soviet union-speech. [ laughter ] it was a tough speech. biden said that even though the country is divided right now, right now, we all need to come together and agree that the "sex and the city" reboot wasn't anywhere near what we hoped it would be. [ laughter ] they probably could have saved time and tweeted the state of the union is -- "malarkey af." [ laughter ] the state of our union is as strong as kim and kanye right now. [ laughter ] it's not. and not every lawmaker showed up to watch the speech, which is not the usual. one of those who opted out tonight was florida senator marco rubio. he skipped the state of the union because he didn't want to take a covid test. they required a covid test. he said he only takes a test if he's sick, which since you can have and spread covid without symptoms, is an incredibly student thing to say. but in fairness, that is what marco rubio does. [ laughter ] he is very on brand. you know why he won't do it, right? if they swab his nose, it would probably test positive for donald trump's butt.

[ laughter and applause ] so with little marco on the bench, there was an open booster seat at the capitol tonight. the idea of the state of the union is, or at least it was, to bring everyone together. but it an overtly partisan event. the democrats clap for a democrat president, republicans clap for the republican president, and the other ones don't clap for the others. but joe biden, even before the speech, did his durndest to come up with something to uplift us, all of us, no matter what color your hat is. >> i'm joe biden, and i approve this message. putin's attack on ukraine is a flashpoint in the war on democracy. we send our prayers, thoughts, and hope for peace. if we can't get that -- let's get real [ bleep ] high. [ laughter ] things are stressful, man. so poke a hole in that apple and start puffing like a choo choo train. i won't judge you.

let that spicy cheese-dusted chocolate mix in your mouth like a couple of ferrets fighting in the gutter. throw in some gummy worms and a cheese danish. i like to tilt my head back ask chew with my mouth open. it's sexy as all hell. i got a question for you. should i start playing my bass again? hold on, let me try. ♪ yeah that's fresh, jack. i know you can't see me, but i'm wearing sunglasses. [ bleep ] yeah. okay, hacky sack. i'm for bed. america, we're in this together. so spark it up, home slice. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think that was just what this country needed. as the war on ukraine intensifies, and sanctions pile up on russia, the ruble is now worth less than one u.s. cent. visa and mastercard are blocking russian banks. putin is running the kremlin like it's trump university.

[ laughter ] it's not just russian oligarchs taking a hit. yesterday, russia was kicked out of fifa, they won't get to play in the world cup, and the international hockey federation, russian athletes today were banned from international ice skating events. and putin himself has been suspended as the honorary president of the international judo federation. i didn't know he was that. he's also stripped of his honorary black belt in tae kwon do. apparently invading a peaceful country is a tae-kwon-don't. [ laughter ] they took his black belt away and that's got to bother him. this is a man who takes great pride in his physical prowess. the only thing is he's not actually good when it comes to physical prowess. everyone is so afraid of him, they let him pretend he's the best, but for instance, this is the judo master at work. it's like two old men fighting over the last bowl of season at olive garden. [ laughter ] this is a hockey game.

in this hockey game, he miraculously scored eight goals. there he is, scoring goal number one. goal number eight. and then you can see here he took a little victory lap and went right on his face. [ laughter ] and if that didn't impress you, if you weren't impressed with his physical skills, here's the fats domino of moscow singing "blueberry hill." ♪ ♪ you part of me still ♪ ♪ for you are my thrill ♪ ♪ on blueberry hill ♪ >> jimmy: that's what happens when you're not allowed to make fun of your leader. [ laughter ] he goes unchecked. he thinks he can sing and nobody tells him he can't. turns out the only thing he's good good at is being a monster. and not only is the martial arts community fighting back, hollywood is taking action too. warner brothers has decided that the new batman movie will not be shown in russia.

"you're gonna invade ukraine? okay, then you're not getting batman!" [ laughter ] it's how you punish a third grader. how good would it be if what finally brings putin down is a bunch of russian comic book nerds? [ laughter ] who are mad they didn't get to see "batman"? disney and paramount have also pulled their upcoming films. if that doesn't work, universal is threatening to release the movie "cats" in moscow. [ laughter and applause ] tough stuff going on here. but not every american is on the right side. one feisty little fella from texas went so far as to join the russian army! >> on the front line with the denazi-ifiers of ukraine. these guys are tough, these guys are ready, there's plenty of them. so far, russia has used about 10% of its military power and we're getting ready to bring the hammer down. these guys are going to save and liberate all the good people in

ukraine and the bad people, boom! kick your ass. >> jimmy: yeah, what a spunky little piglet. [ laughter ] and by the way -- kind of all you need to know about the russian army is they'll let some random ponytailed dumbass from texas join it. can you imagine us doing that? "hey guys. dmitri's visiting from st. petersburg. let him drive the tank!" [ laughter ] meanwhile, back here at home, one of the all-time great nfl players/murderers weighed in with his take on putin and donald trump. >> but i'm a little surprised that he called putin smart. well, when you consider that the man makes roughly $140,000 as president of russia, and he has a beach house on the black sea that is reportedly worth over $1 billion? i guess smart would be appropriate. but i do think this man is the most hated man in america. >> jimmy: well.

he would know, i guess. [ laughter ] [ applause ] he's just happy to pass the torch. speaking of the most hated men in america -- >> fema has updated their nuclear explosion guidelines. the threat of nuclear explosion can add additional stress. this is real, folks. i for one can tell you, i would surround myself with billions of infected covid-19 people if it could get me out of the way of a nuclear explosion. that's just me. because i'm a rational human being who understands math. >> jimmy: good one. is anyone going to help him already? how many hints does he have to give sinus look at this. his frickin' christmas tree is still up! [ laughter ] it's march! according to a new poll by harvard university, 62% of

americans believe that wraesh would not have invaded ukraine if trump was still president. which kind of misses the point. trump as president was a russian invasion. of us. [ laughter ] and as far as this fairy tale about him being tough on putin? remember when our u.s. intelligence informed our president that russia did everything they could to disrupt our election? and then when given the choice to side with putin or our own fbi and cia, guess who he picked? >> my people came to me, dan coates came to me and some others, they said they think it's russia. i have president putin. he just said it's not russia. i will say that. i don't see any reason why it would be. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, why would they do something like that? there's your tough guy on russia, who of course wanted to have it both ways. >> i have great confidence in my intelligence people. >> jimmy: but? >> but -- i will tell you that president putin was extremely

strong and powerful in his denial today. and what he did is an incredible offer. he offered to have the people working on the case come and work with their investigators with respect to the 12 people. i think that's an incredible off offer. >> jimmy: yeah. how do you say thank you? russian? mr. tough guy looked into putin's eyes and soaked his depends and that was the end of that. as you know, we beam this show all around the world from our base here in hollywood -- >> yeah! >> jimmy: you're the only one excited about hollywood. [ laughter ] do you dress up as spider-man and go out to try to make money? anyway, this is the home of the world's most famous and most canceled stars. everyone loves to pounce now. so we went out on the street and ask passestby to weigh in on celebrity scandals we made up.

none of these things actually happened. none of the alleged perpetrators did any perpetration. that didn't stop people from sharing very strong opinions in a new edition of "cancel nation." >> talking about cancel culture, what's your reaction to finding out denzel washington has been cyber bullying kids with multiple burner twitter accounts? do you think he deserves to be canceled for that? >> i think denzel washington definitely went too far, hiding behind the wall of anonymity on burner accounts to cyber bully children. i think that's an issue, abuse of power. >> tom hanks was canceled for trying on underwear at the gap and putting it back on the shelves. do you think he deserves to be canceled for that? >> no. >> why not? >> we've all done it at one point or another. [ laughter ] >> harrison ford admitted he purposely crashes planes. do you think that's something that -- >> yeah that's very reckless, to burnley crash planes. you know, but that's harrison ford. >> where have you seen the most

headlines about the plane crash revelation? py see it through google, through facebook updates, instagram posts. now they're starting memes. >> which memes did you see? >> i actually saw one yesterday. it was actually him as han solo. and he was standing outside the "millennium falcon." it said," hey, i'm about to wreck this piece of junk." >> a breast milk smoothie cafe, a lot of people are mad about this, what do you think? >> i would be mad, am pretty mad about this. i heard there was a football player that ended up in the hospital for drinking breast mill milk. >> we have some breast milk here, would you want to try it it? >> yeah, let's do it. >> okay, good. >> tastes like carnation milk. >> did you hear what danny devito did? >> no, what's going on with danny devito? [ sirens ]

>> hold on, there's a bunch of sirens. >> slowly by the theater there, then continuing westbound, there's the lapd airship. >> there's danny devito, that's him! danny devito just got caught stealing a pickup, he's being cased right now. are you kidding? >> i mean, it's the best right now, how the [ bleep ] is he doing this? why? >> do you think he should be canceled for that? >> what the [ bleep ]? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's a great question. and one more thing. today is mardi gras, for christians the last day to cut loose before we don't actually give up anything for lent. [ laughter ] and with a war going on, it's a testament to american fortitude that no matter what is happening in the world, we will always make time to get drunk and vomit in the street. nowhere is mardi gras a bigger deal than in new orleans, and tonight we brought some of the

best of new orleans to us. sitting in with the cletones tonight on clarinet, the one and only doreen ketchens! [ cheers and applause ] doreen will be spearheading what we hope will be a very good show. the pop singer ciara and her quarterback husband russell wilson are here. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from mitski and we'll be right back with sandra oh. [ cheers and applause ] so stick around! ♪

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the kfc 8pc tenders meal. get free delivery on the kfc app. it's finger lickin' good! >> jimmy: how about that. we got some great music here tonight. also tonight, this is their new book for kids. it's called "why not you?" power couple ciara and russell wilson are with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, the name of her sixth album is "laurel hell," mitski from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] and as i mentioned before, sitting in with the cletones tonight, an enormously talented clarinettist, she is known as ms. new orleans.

say hello to doreen ketchens. your husband is here? [ cheers and applause ] i've been watching videos of doreen for years on youtube.pmy sal's son, frankie and archie, they both play clarinet because i played clarinet. i think they thought, well, we'll do that to ourselves too. [ laughter ] i wanted them to see the clarinet was cool so i've been sending them videos of you for quite some time. then i get a call from ted koppel, who had doreen on "cbs sunday morning." he said, you have a clarinettist on the show, you should meet doreen." and i was like, "is this really ted koppel?" and it was. thanks to ted koppel for the tip. [ cheers and applause ] thank yous for coming, doreen. i'm sorry you're missing mardi gras. >> i'm not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: having fun with the guys? everyone's treating you well? >> i feel like i know all of these cats.

>> jimmy: do you? that's great. what's it like being in the mixed clarinet/sousaphone change? [ laughter ] >> that's how he got me. he wrote "tubby the tuba and clarissa the clarinet." >> jimmy: you know what? very smooth. [ laughter ] well, thank you for being here. doreen will be with us all night. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, nick kroll and caitriona balfe with music from turnstile. so please join us for that. our first guest is a quietly canadian force of nature you know from "grey's anatomy" and "killing eve." next, she lends her voice to the new disney/pixar movie "turning red." it premieres march 11th on disney plus. say hello to sandra oh. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

hi, sandra. i haven't seen you in american in a long time. >> i know. it's been awhile since we've seen people. >> jimmy: seen people as well. >> great to see a whole audience. [ cheers and applause ] yeah! >> jimmy: have you been to mardi gras, bourbon street, all that stuff? >> i have. dear friends of mine, they stay in the bywater. excellent area, a lot of artists are there. we liked it. i got to tell you, the first time i went, i had some king cake. you should have king cake on fat tuesday, mardi gras. i found the baby. i actually found two babies. >> jimmy: wait a minute. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: it's good luck if you get the slice of cake with the baby in it. if you get two babies? i guess that's two luck except there shouldn't be two babies in the cake. you could choke on one of the babies. >> i just said i'm going to double my luck that year. >> jimmy: did you feel like it was a lucky year? >> i don't remember what year it was, but i'm sure it was lucky.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: doreen, there's supposed to be one baby. >> supposed to be one, i got two. >> they don't put the baby in the cake anymore because people drink when they eat the cake. >> jimmy: so people are choking on the baby jesus? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: i wonder if you go right to heaven if you die? [ laughter ] or hell, i don't know how that works. very interesting. i know you have your nieces here tonight. >> i do. >> jimmy: they're going to the premiere with you? >> "turning red." i know i always bring my parents. >> jimmy: you usually do. >> i thought, i'm going to change generations. i brought my two nieces. >> jimmy: you must be the coolest aunt, huh? [ cheers and applause ] hi, nieces. >> i got to tell you, they just want to see admit ski. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> they just want to see mitski. >> jimmy: that's good, insulting but good. [ laughter ] you had a 50th birthday? >> i did yeah. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: this is a photograph of a gift you received. who put this gift together for you? >> i'm not going to tell you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's everyone you know, right? >> this was put together by someone very, very special to me. >> jimmy: okay. >> but in it is everyone i know. it's actually -- it was one of the most amazing gifts. it's like a -- it weighs like 50 pounds. to see your life in pictures and quotes, the first 50 years, it was amazing. >> jimmy: did everyone get a page, then they put in a photograph and told a story about you? >> yes. >> jimmy: what was the best story in the book, do you remember offhand? >> you know, it's really kind of like what my mother wrote, which was just like when you were born, you were so emotional that you would scream so much, and that you'd turn blue and pass out. [ laughter ] so it's like -- you know what i mean? you have kids. what is the personality of this child?

and so -- i don't know. it was like one of those very, very, very first memories or -- not memories, first stories of who i was. >> jimmy: wow. >> i scared her. >> jimmy: did that carry over? do you get hike that? do you get crazy? know what i mean? actor, you - [ laughter ] >> i feel like i harnessed all that and made it creative. >> jimmy: you're not passing out anymore? >> well, sometimes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you pass out on your 50th birthday? is. >> no, super nice. very simple. it was still the pandemic. >> jimmy: no party? >> no party. >> jimmy: do you usually have a big milestone birthday party? >> i encourage this for everyone. milestones are really great and really fun to kind of celebrate. to bring people in. i'd say my 40th, i jumped off the side of a mountain. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. then i also made all my friends put on a show for me. i gave them six months. i said action you guys are really talented people. i want to give you six months, i

want you to show up, it will be a three-day party, i want you to put on a show. and they did. >> jimmy: everyone had an individual act or was it all connected? >> kind of all connected. my friend, a show runner for "grey's anatomy," he was the stage manager. he brought everyone together. some people wrote together, some people sang together, put skits together. it was great. >> jimmy: were people cursing you? >> yes, they were. >> jimmy: that they had to put something together. >> yes, i know. >> jimmy: talented actors and singers, then friends who are not. >> yes. >> jimmy: then they get really screwed. >> no, it was the most special when they did something. >> jimmy: it was, okay. which was better, the show or the book? >> oh, not -- it's just different times of your life, right? >> jimmy: you're under oath, sand sandra. [ laughter ] >> i would say a book, when you actually -- i mean, i don't know whether you register it. when you walk along the halls here, right? >> jimmy: yeah? >> you see you and all your work and all the people that you've spoken with. there's so much history in that. to be able to -- it's only three

days to get through that book. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right, sure. >> it was really, really meaningful. >> jimmy: that's a great gift. and those are so hard to put together. >> yes. >> jimmy: especially getting people to remember to do it and everybody waits to till the last day. whoever this mystery person that put that book together is, is it like the bible? did it come down from god and we don't know -- [ laughter ] >> no, it came down from everyone. but there's only one who has mother. copy, and that's my - >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, mom. >> she's the only one who got another copy. >> jimmy: sure, because you passed out in her arms. [ laughter ] probably terrifying here. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: we'll take a break. when we come back we'll see a clip from the new disney/pixar movie "turning red." sandra oh is here. we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by guinness. happy st. patrick's day. with directv stream, i can get live tv and on demand anywhere. look: serena williams...

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with sandra oh. that is "turning red." the new disney/pixar movie. was that about what i think it's about? >> yes, menstruation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh my god! you just said it aloud! >> yes, half the audience have gone through it here, yes. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. this is the first pixar movie about that subject? >> well, it's not about menstruation. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's called "turning red," who the hell knows? [ laughter and applause ] >> no. "turning red" is about a 13-year-old chinese canadian girl calls min yin lee, i play her mother. it centers around the inner life of a 13-year-old girl as she's going through adolescence. she poofs into this giant fuzzy red panda when her emotions are too high. and it's about -- kind of like a metaphor for messiness, for

puberty, for change. and so i play her mother, ming. there's a beautiful line of the difficulty of the change between parents and children when they are going through adolescence. well, you know. >> jimmy: that's a very deep subject. >> it is. it's beautiful. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: wow. i guess all the pixar movies really have something -- even "toy story" which seemed to be about toys, was about growing up, and there's that element, that extra layer that probably is what makes those movies so great. >> yeah, it's for like a younger generation, and definitely for adults. and those who are parents. i think it's quite moving. >> jimmy: you never see a pixar movie and are disappointed. doesn't matter how old you are, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's just unbelievable how great those movies are. it almost gets like you just expect them to be great. >> well, you know what, it says so much about them. domi xi, our director, and

cowriter julia cho, and our producer, linsey collins, they were given a lot of room and a lot of support to tell domi's story. that's what i think is fantastic, it's an all-female led team. domi might be the first female director for a pixar movie. the film is set in toronto. [ cheers and applause ] i know there are canadians here. >> jimmy: there's a guy from toronto, but he's not really from toronto. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, where are the canadians here? >> jimmy: he lives up in lone pine, he's on a lake. >> it's the first pixar set in canada. >> jimmy: is it the first one? well, "paw patrol" dominated for a long time, now this is set there too. "paw patrol" is set in canada. >> no, i did not. >> jimmy: you don't have a 4-year-old in your house. your last animated movie, "ryan the last dragon," is nominated for an academy waurt. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, yes.

>> jimmy: will you go? >> i don't think so. i've been so pleased for that film. i think it's just such a great time for animation. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. i mean, there's some great -- incredible stuff coming out. it would be nice to bring your nieces to the oscars, right? >> girls, you want to go? >> that would be so cool. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is she the coolest aunt? she has to be? >> definitely. and the only aunt. [ laughter ] >> by default. >> jimmy: that makes you first and also last. all right, well good. that's going to be it. she promised on the air. she's got to take you. >> there you go. >> jimmy: the movie is "turning red." it premieres march 11th on disney plus. the great sand dra oh, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] be back with ciara and russell wilson! ♪ ♪ ♪

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that is doreen ketchens sitting in with the cletones tonight. music from mitski is on the way. there's a certain irony to welcoming our next guests on fat tuesday as there is not an ounce of fat on either one of them. combined, they've won a super bowl and a grammy, and now maybe a spot on your kid's bookshelf, too. this is their book "why not you?" please say hello to ciara and russell wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh my god, the you are ridiculous. i mean, you might be the best-looking couple in the world, right? [ cheers and applause ]

you know that, right? i like a couples interview, like we're out to dinner and i'm your loser friend. [ laughter ] >> so funny. >> never a loser, jimmy. >> jimmy: how is everything going? you're happy about it? you worked on this project together, now you're out doing interviews together. is it strange? you both do interview, not usually together. do you like it better? >> it's been fun. >> this book is everything to us. my dad used to say, why not you? i know sciara's parents, my mom -- >> jimmy: both sets of parents did that? >> his dad would say to him literally, why not you? for me it was the energy, why not you going to do whatever you dream of? no dream is too big. that's how my house was. we share that same passion and compassion. >> jimmy: and it worked. great thing for your father to say. first of all, what a powerful little phrase. and then for him to just keep saying it to you. my dad, i think the closest we

got to that was like -- "why you always putting your hands on the walls?" [ laughter ] that was it. >> yeah, i would hop in the car, my dad, he would always just tell me something, why not you, why not you win a super bowl, why not you play pro football, baseball why not you graduate early? that's the fundamental question we have to ask ourselves in lives. subconsciously or consciously. to be able to do this, the first date we went on, i'm asking all kinds of questions. i'm inquisitive. she's asking me all kinds of questions too. but one of the things we talked about is, if you had dreams of what you'd want to do in life, how you'd want to give back? ciara said she'd want to open up a school. we did that with why not you academy. it's amazing. we also mentioned to do a children's book. it's been an amazing journey because our kids love it. >> jimmy: how many kids do you guys have? >> three. >> jimmy: you named your son win. is that a lot of pressure to put on a child? [ laughter ]

>> not at all. he knows what it takes. >> jimmy: how old is win? >> he's 1. >> jimmy: he already knows? >> he knows, it's in his genes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: win. yeah, win is like, that's a big -- not even winston, right? win. >> win. >> "w-i-n." >> win walks around the house with a winning spirit, he's winning at everything. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i know russell's competitive for sure. are you competitive with each other in any way? >> yeah. >> don't talk about it. [ laughter ] you really going to bring this up right now? >> we're both competitive by nature. i think we kind of use that to push each other. >> pickleball is an issue. >> jimmy: is that right? >> it's an issue. we argue over it. we have late-night sessions. >> jimmy: are you on the team together or play against each other? >> depends who we're playing against. >> i like calling off late-night competition. it gets good. >> the problem is she starts dancing after she beats me. >> jimmy: after the beating? you don't like that? >> i kind of like to rub it in a

little bit. >> it depends, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's not allowed. >> i'm just saying. >> jimmy: in football there would be a flag on that. >> he's good at everybody. so when i beat him, it's a big victory. i've got to celebrate, i hold on to it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't blame you. >> i'm like, remember that? can't talk that much junk, you know? >> jimmy: russell, i think you told bill simmons on an interview that you spend $1 million a year on your body. is that true? >> yeah, it's a process. it's a lifestyle. i think when you're trying to play as long as i'm trying to play, i'm trying to play to 45. >> jimmy: 45? that's 12 more years. >> 12 more years, yes. for me, the mentality, the focus level, everything that you have to do has to be surrounded that. it's been an amazing journey so far. >> jimmy: ciara, do you find that annoying? [ laughter ] >> no. list listen, i'm in it with him. >> jimmy: you don't eat anything sloppy or anything? >> we eat real good. i'm from the south.

everything i ate had a lot of seasoning and flavor to it. >> jimmy: right. >> that's me still to this day. yeah u. our team is pretty amazing. again, we compete sometimes. we walk around, do gallon challenges, walk around with a water bottle. >> i'm on a 10-day challenge for myself. she's rubbing it in, eating philly cheesesteaks in my face. >> jimmy: what's the challenge? not eating anything? [ laughter ] >> yeah. i'm on no dairy, no gluten, no red meat right now. >> jimmy: oh. >> problem is, she loves to eat. so she'll rub it in. went to the farmers' market, she's over here crushing philly cheesesteaks in front of my face? this morning my wife had to get a blood test, she had to fast, and i made bacon for breakfast and she was cursing me. [ laughter ] >> that's not right. he goes, he's like, is it worth it? he was thinking about getting a bite of my sandwich. no, babe, it's not worth it, stay the course. >> jimmy: is it worth it, that's your mantra. your dad is, why not you? yours is going to be, is it

worth it? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: these little kids look like you guys, is that the idea? >> yes, the mini russ, the mini c. >> jimmy: what happened to your know? >> i had that why not you mentality, do everything, a little band-aid, roughness along the way. >> jimmy: that's the why not me. >> our daughter loves band-aids. >> jimmy: kids love telling you about their injuries. >> a bad aid speaks everything in a kid's world. no blood, but i need band-aid. >> jimmy: why do you think that is? >> i don't know. it's definitely psychological. >> jimmy: well, yeah, sure. >> it doesn't make any -- >> i think sinna wants to be a doctor. when i hurt my hand, she wanted to know every detail. >> jimmy: my son likes to wear a band-aid, but i'll tell you right now, he's definitely not going to be a doctor. [ laughter ] last night he pulled down his pants and started waving his butt around and said, "this is how i say hi." >> why not him?

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: well, it's a very cute book. also, really what a great message, especially when you know it came from a real place. and the book is called "why not you?" it is out now. ciara and russell wilson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with music from mitski! >> lou: the jimmy kimm"jimmy ki concert series is presented by certificate assess dees bens. the best or nothing.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: thanks to sandra oh, ciara, russell wilson, and doreen ketchens. thank you so much, doreen, thank you, lawrence. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. tomorrow night, nick kroll and caitriona balfe with music from turnstile. "nightline" is next, but first, her album is called "laurel hell." here with the song "stay soft," mitski! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ fury, pure and silver you grip it tight inside like a knife it glints in your eye ♪ ♪ it's why i've arrived your sex god here to take you where you need to go ♪ ♪ to where the dark remembers you open up your heart like the gates of hell ♪ ♪ you stay soft, get beaten only natural to harden up

you stay soft, get eaten only natural to harden up ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ i am face down on my bed still not quite awake yet thinking of you ♪ ♪ i tuck my hand under my weight just tell me what you want to do ♪ ♪ tell me what you want to burn away cause i could

be your stoker ♪ ♪ open up your heart like the gates of hell you stay soft, get beaten only natural to harden up ♪ ♪ you stay soft, get eaten only natural to harden up ♪ ♪ you stay soft, get eaten only natural to harden up ♪ ♪ you stay soft, get eaten only natural to harden up ♪ ♪ ♪

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