appreciate the time. right now on jimmy kimmel, jamie lee curtis. good night. >> lou: from hollywood - it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jamie lee curtis. brian tyree henry. and music from coin. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you. i appreciate it. cleto, thank you. welcome. oh, very kind. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for joining us here in los angeles, where wow, look at this group. things are loosening up covid-wise. or at least covid safety-wise. we're keeping the covid, we're

getting rid of the safety. [ laughter ] indoor concertgoers and fans at sporting events will no longer have to show proof of vaccination starting april 1st. i guess they figure if we get hit with a new variant, they can just say "april fool's!" [ laughter ] but it's good news. i think. lakers fans will still be encouraged to wear masks. but not because of covid, just because of how embarrassing this season has been. [ laughter ] speaking of embarrassing, we got a full day of nonsense from the senate on day two of the supreme court confirmation hearing. you been watching this? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, i didn't think so. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i'm glad. i'm glad because it's in4 rating. judge ketanji brown jackson made an opening statement yesterday, got praise from both sides of the aisle. republican senator chuck grassley said he liked it and his wife liked it too. judge jackson got the coveted barbara grassley seal o approval. but not every republican was impressed. senators marsha blackburn and

josh hawley were like, "you lost us at 'kentaji.'" [ laughter ] this is josh hawley. this guy, what a creep this guy is. he's senator from missouri, spent much of his 30 allotted minutes reading a list of child porn videos from a case the judge worked on -- he did, that's not a joke. [ laughter ] he's trying to, like, throw meat to these q-anuts and also smear a woman who's a mother of two daughters and quite clearly is not pro-child porn. here's josh hawley share an elbow bump with matt gaetz, a fine, upstanding american who innocently venmos teenage girls because he's nice is why he does that. [ laughter ] but despite the gratuitous attacks, judge jackson has been very cool under pressure. they don't have anything real to criticize, so they've been trying to portray her as being soft on crime. which is interesting because she has been endorsed by both the international association of police chiefs and the fraternal order of police. and the band, the police.

even sting is in her corner. [ laughter ] it is funny listening to the same people who let the president get away with trying to overthrow the government call anyone soft on crime, but that's how it goes. this is a real tweet from the republican party's twitter today. i honestly thought this was a joke. kbj, kentaji brown jackson, crossed out, crt critical race theory. i think your dog whistle's busted, guys. everyone can hear it! if you haven't been watching the hearing this will tell you all you need to know. we decided to compare and contrast questions from the republicans and democrats on the senate judiciary committee. >> you're opening a door that's long been shut to so many. >> i know that a great many people are extremely proud that you are here today. >> you are showing so many little girls and little boys across the country that anything and everything is possible. >> i could not stop being just joyous that you were sitting in my office, and i couldn't stop

bringing up to you the historical nature of this. we have never had this moment before. and i just want to talk about the joy. >> i want to try to understand here. is it your view that society is too hard on sex offenders? why in the world would you call secretary of defense rumsfeld and george w. bush war criminals? >> he's been called by many anti-semitic, he called you skunk who stink up the place. you don't agree, do you? >> do you agree that babies are racist? >> thank you, senator. >> jimmy: yes, thank you, senator. [ laughter ] [ applause ] meanwhile, we are getting more details about what happened behind the scenes of donald trump's presidency from kid rock, of all people. kid sat down for an interview with tucker carlson last night. tucker flew all the way to nashville to try to get some second-hand testosterone in his blood. [ laughter ] kid rock told him a crazy story about a visit to the white house during which he, kid rock, was

asked to weigh in on the standoff with kim jong-un. >> then it comes out, it's very -- it's reworded, more political, and like, politically correct. i'm just like, looking at maps and [ bleep ]. i'm like, am i supposed to be in on this [ bleep ]? i make dirty records sometimes. [ bleep ] am i doing here? what do you think we should do about north korea? what? i don't think i'm qualified to answer this. >> jimmy: yeah, no, you're definitely not. [ laughter ] for about two minutes kid rock was our secretary of defense. i guess trump felt we needed someone to counter chairman kim's strategic council on defense, so he called in the kid. [ laughter ] in the end, kid rock recommended a coordinated package of targeted sanctions in combination with incentives for denuclearization, and now here we are. this was some interview. tucker was so excited to be with a rock star, he was laughing like a seal with a mouthful of sardine penises.

[ laughter ] >> you say that, everyone does, this is my best album. i make dirty records sometimes, buddy. what the [ bleep ] am i doing here? these people are all gay? that's nuts. tucker and kid rock's love story together. >> i'm not embarrassed, i'm a fan! that's a really good point. >> you can go [ bleep ] yourself. >> jimmy: then kid rock gave him a wedgie, a swirly and sent him home in tears. [ laughter and applause ] poor eric trump. he can't get sean hannity to come to his house. he was on fox news from the basement of the house his father bought him, and you know how with these guys. you sometimes just can't even believe how oblivious they are? well, here's high pitch eric trying to make something out of the fact that joe biden went on a bike ride. >> when you see a guy riding a beach cruiser in the middle of the day, this is the commander in chief of the united states of

america. i mean, what message does that send the world? that is literally in the middle of, you know, just -- >> so eric -- >> it's -- >> when your father was on the show -- >> jimmy: i guess he forgot about the 250 rounds of golf daddy played during his presidency. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] in fact, on the very day eric was busy inducting himself into the hip accurate hall of fame, guess where his father was? >> this would increase the ratings, even if i shoot 190, the ratings would skyrocket. >> nice! >> jimmy: there's our hero, golf lundgren. [ laughter ] trying to keep his putter in his pants on the course. it was an exciting day for the former president. the u.s. court of appeals ruled that stormy daniels owes trump almost $300,000 worth of attorneys' fees.

of course trump took a victory lap. he released a statement that said, "as i have stated many times throughout the years,i never had an affair with stormy daniels, nor would i ever have wanted to. the ruling was a total and complete victory and vindication for and of me." right. you paid a woman $130,000 to cover up an affair you didn't have? stormy says she will sooner go to jail than pay donald trump. i don't blame her. imagine this. first you have to have sex with donald trump. then you have to pay him for it. [ laughter and applause ] i got to tell you, i know this is a technicality, but i think that makes him a hooker, doesn't it? [ laughter ] sad news from the world of syndicated tv. after 31 years on the oar, "the maury povich show" is going off. maury povich, who is 83 -- imagine being 83, still driving into work, putting makeup on that face, heading out onto a stage with a bunch of women who don't know which of the seven

toothless weed delivery guys is her baby's dad. [ laughter ] maybe maury arrived in hell and he just couldndoesn't know it y. before he opens his final manila envelope full of deadbeat dna, we decided to put together some of the most beloved and moving moments from "the maury show." >> when it comes to 10-year-old tyshon, you are not -- >> you are not -- >> you are not -- >> oh my god, oh my god! >> beyonte, you are not -- >> hey, hey! >> you are not --

>> oh! oh! >> when it comes to kiki, sir, you are not the father. >> jimmy: wow. congratulations to maury. you are not the father to all of us. in the studio they're getting ready for the academy awards across the street. this is hollywood's biggest night. we went on the street to ask passersby to weigh in on celebrity scandals we made up. none of these things actually happened. but that never stops the american public from sharing strong opinions on them in tonight's very special oscar edition of "cancel nation." >> we're talking about some of the people at the oscars who were cancelled this year. what do you think of cancel culture in general? >> so i'm frustrated. i'm concerned about cancel

culture. because i think we're overcorrecting. >> lechlkd jen dear skateboarder tony hawk is being canceled for giving the leader of isis' son skateboarding lessons for $1 million. should he be aproduced to present the at the oscars? >> absolutely not. >> why? >> there's a line you can't cross. >> the kid really wanted to learn to kick flip. >> so what? so do i, the ain't going to happen. >> the movie "tick, tick...boom!," very popular. is it too soon to be celebrating the unabomber? >> always too soon to be celebrating any terrorist. >> the hit song from the movie "male bomb," women's groups are upset, why can't it be female bomb? >> we don't get -- we don't have female boxes, we have mailboxes, "m-a-i-l." >> would you like to mansplain that to women, why they shouldn't be upset? >> love to. we don't have female boxes, we

have mailboxes. >> if they want to get the tammy faye look, they should eat the silica packets that come with beef jerk reserve. >> i'm a vegetarian so what she says doesn't affect me personally. for the greater good, as long as she released a thoughtful statement apologizing, she should be in the clear. >> she didn't apologize, she doubled down. >> oh, no. >> wes anderson is snubbed for "the french dispatch." he's getting heat after he got up saying, "you know how you can tell a french guy's been in your house." should he be canceled for that? >> i mean, it's 2022. no. >> but is it wrong to say "you can tell a frenchman's been in your house because the garbage has been eaten and the dog is pregnant"? >> if there's something -- yes, but -- no, there's nothing wrong with it, no, no. >> in the film "power of the dog," benedict cumberbatch at the end of the film gets the power of the dog, finally being

able to reach all the way over to lick himself clean. does that make you more inclined to go see that film? >> yeah, actually. yeah. all right, it's a stupid premise. but it's something i'd watch, yeah. >> kristen stewart nominated for the film "spencer" is in trouble for giving a stranger on the subway a tittie twister. should she be canceled for that? >> huh? >> best supporting actress kirsten dins from the movie "power of the dog" has been canceled showing up in a coat made spiral of labradoodle. should she be canceled? >> absolutely not. >> why? >> back in the day we wore fur coat and mink coats and no one had a problem with it. >> kirsten dunst knows she should be allowed to wear a dog? >> you should be able to wear what you want. >> even a n a odd did he do dog. you're not going tote get me to

say that! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a good show tonight. brian tyree henry is here. we have music from coin. and we'll be right back with jamie lee curtis.

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♪ ♪ welcome back to the show. tonight from atlanta, which you can see on fx, brian tyree henry is with us. later, joined by a robot from georgia tech center for music, the robot's name is shimon, the album is "uncanny valley." coin from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] put some right in there. this robot actually listens to and plays music in realtime.

it's not like one of those chuck e. cheese rats. it's like a real -- i don't know what it is but we'll see. [ laughter ] tomorrow night, lisa kudrow and michael chickless will be here, music from allison russell. our first guest starred in some of the best-loved and most-feared movies of all time. "everything, everywhere, all at once" opens in theaters friday. please welcome jamie lee curtis! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? may i ask a dumb question? >> i just schooled you. >> jimmy: you did, you gave me a heart to heart. >> no, because when you hug, particularly someone like you who is such a big supporter of children's hospital of los

angeles, hero! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i was there today. they are the hero is, believe me, and you as well. >> i understand. but you hug heart to heart so that your heartbeat touches another. any of you guys -- >> jimmy: that's nice. >> when you go home, hug someone, make sure your heart hugs theirs. >> jimmy: i feel i can't learn anything anymore, my brain is a sponge and it's full of '80s song lyrics and that's it. [ laughter ] nothing else is getting in. >> and my entire childhood was a sponge, and now i am wide open. >> jimmy: you are? >> on fire. >> jimmy: do you take lessons? >> i do. i want to be a student. i am actually taking drum lessons from dorothea taylor. >> jimmy: wow. >> if you don't know her, go on instagram. which i invented, which we'll talk about later. [ laughter and applause ] uh-huh, like this i actually did, but we'll talk about it. she as fantastic drummer. she's in her '60s. my friend john stamos, who's a real drummer is sort of cheering me on, my best friend

cheerleader. >> jimmy: has he offered? >> yes, of course. >> jimmy: he's talking a couple o people i know how to play the drums. >> yes, he is a fantastic assume being. >> jimmy: and so dreamy and he smells like shampoo. [ laughter ] yeah, you probably noticed that. if you ever get a drum stool with him, i recommend it. >> okay, i do, i love him. >> jimmy: i want to say, congratulations. i know your daughter is getting married very soon. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] i wonder how -- >> my youngest daughter. my elder daughter, annie, was married three years ago in the backyard, to her lovely husband, jason wolf. >> jimmy: and now your youngest -- >> cubby and kinthia getting married in the backyard. i am officiating in may. it is a cosplay wedding. >> jimmy: is it really? >> it is a cosplay wedding. >> jimmy: tell me exactly what that means. >> that means you wear a costume. you dress up as something. >> jimmy: will they be --

>> that's what cosplay means. >> jimmy: i know, but -- >> i understand it's hard for you to learn new things, here's what it is. [ laughter ] cos is "costume." "play." you dress up. >> jimmy: the costume i get. i play part is -- >> >> cosplay. everybody at the wedding is going to be in costume. i will be in costume to officiate the wedding. >> jimmy: there is a theme or can you wear any costume you want? >> cosplay. >> jimmy: oh, so any? >> it's a cosplay wedding, jimmy. [ laughter ] so that means everybody's going to be in a costume. >> jimmy: right, but i'm saying, like -- >> no, it's not a required -- >> jimmy: come as "star wars"? >> it's not a theme. >> jimmy: anybody can wear any costume? >> it's a cosplay wedding. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, hold on a second. >> i'm going to drill down. >> jimmy: are you telling me this is a cosplay wedding? >> oh my god, yes, i am. and -- so it's really exciting. we're going to have a beautiful picnic in the backyard. i'm really excited. both my children will have been

married in my backyard, which brings me to tears. >> jimmy: and it's cheaper, right? so much cheaper in the yard. [ laughter ] that's really great. >> it's so much more meaningful, i can't even begin -- just forgetting all of show-off business. being a parent. >> jimmy: yeah. >> having both of your children married in your backyard. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's just -- in your home. >> jimmy: yeah, and you're dressed as raccoon, you know? [ laughter ] >> no, that's -- [ applause ] no. but, but i am -- ruby and kinthia pick out my costume. >> jimmy: will it an sit-down dinner or will you eat off the floor? >> i forgot, you're a comedian. >> jimmy: sorry, i am. >> it's okay, i'm an open book. can i go back to the wedding, the raccoon joke? >> jimmy: sure. >> ruby and kinthia picked my costume. her name is "jaina proudmore." anybody here know what that is?

it's a game, i don't know, it's a game. she's an admiral. so i went on etsy and wrote "jaina proudmore costume." a woman had the costume, i said great. we exchanged communication. i paid her a nice sum of money for this. and all is going great. i send her my measurements. everything's great. till a month ago. two, three weeks ago. i got an email from her. she said, there may be a delay in sending the costume. i said, okay, that's fine, a week or two is fine. the costume is coming from russia. >> jimmy: oh. [ audience moans ] >> she is a seamstress in russia who is making my daughter's -- my cosplay wedding outfit. >> jimmy: well, she better get that to you. >> i'm hoping she'll get to it me, i just don't know if the -- you know, there's a little bit of a supply chain issue. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, right. >> thing is are sort of held up now. have you seen in the port all those boats? >> jimmy: i have seen that, yeah. and also -- yes, there's a war

going on. but i will tell you, there's a lot -- i don't know if you've been outside. there are a lot of costumes, a lot of people in costume outside, who will trade. [ laughter ] if you give them a six-pack of 4 loco, you could come out with a pretty good costume. [ cheers and applause ] jamie lee curtis is here. the movie is "everything everywhere all at once." we'll be back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by las vegas. the greatest arena on earth. now we're just late. kids! before, no one used to listen to me! hello id? i'm cold! before, we couldn't take in the sweet sounds of nature. seriously. before it can change the world, it has to change yours. the all-electric volkswagen id.4

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repossession is well within our rights. >> i know. i am paying attention. >> do you see these? >> you don't get one of these unless i've seen a lot of [ bleep ]. >> now you may only see a pile of forms and numbers. but i see a story. from nothing but a stack of receipts i can trace the ups and downs of your lives. and it does not look good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jamie lee curtis in "everything everywhere all at once." that is something else. >> it's the "something else" movie, jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy: describe this movie. >> you cannot describe it. it is a spectacular multiverse, family dysfunctional dromedy, with sci-fi and martial arts and

raccoons and butt plugs. [ cheers ] and michelle yeoh, she is everything, everywhere, all at once in this movie. she does everything you can imagine. it is the weirdest movie you've ever seen and absolutely moving and deeply important. it is an astonishing movie. astonishing. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you have martial arts skills? >> i do. i play dierdre. dierdre, who is an irs auditor, who ultimately becomes her lover. also in the process of becoming her lover in another multiverse. you know. you don't even -- just go see the movie. [ laughter ] it opens on friday. i'm telling you, you've never -- everybody comes out here, says oh my goodness, you've never seen a movie like i've made. i'm telling you now, you've never seen a movie like "everything everywhere all at once" opening friday.

>> jimmy: do you feel it's a movie you should see in the theater? >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] they held it for two years. because it needs to be seen in the neat theater. it is massive. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> it's spectacular. >> jimmy: did you train to do the martial arts? >> i did a little training. you know, i like to try to learn. >> jimmy: we have something that, when i was a teenager, i went to go see -- i was actually even younger than a teenager. i went to see "circus of the stars" taped in las vegas. actually, our band leader, cleto, and i went. >> together? >> jimmy: together, yes. we've been friends since we were kids. and we -- the episode we saw was brooke shields, i don't know, she was fighting a bear, i don't remember what she was doing. the premise of the show was -- >> celebrities doing circus acts. >> jimmy: and you were on the show. >> i was on the twice. the first time i ever did it, they couldn't find anybody stupid enough to fly on the trap piece. i was a young actress on a tv series, and my mother, the late, great, spectacular jan, was on

"sir cuffs the stars." she came by, oh, they just can't find anybody to fly on the trap piece. and i just, i'll do it! you know, i'd learned how to fly on the trap piece where you get trained out in the valley, outside in this rig. what you don't know about flying on the trap piece is the first day, all he said to me is, "just climb the ladder and sit there." do nothing, because it's frickin' high. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> it's four stories high. then you're about to stand there and let go and maybe fall -- it's very scary. >> jimmy: let's take a look, we have it. >> oh, shut up. >> jimmy: of course we do. >> you have it? >> jimmy: yeah. >> and here they are, risking life, limb, career, charisma, catastrophe. from the streets of san francisco, from "operation petticoat" and tony and janet, jamie lee curtis. >> okay, but i -- okay.

okay, but wait. but wait. [ cheers and applause ] wait. i've seen this before, watch what happens. okay, but watch this. okay. that. [ cheers and applause ] that was because i had fallen. >> jimmy: oh. >> so what they don't show you is that i fell. so the first time we did it, i fell. now you think, okay, you're fine, you fall, you get up go and do it again. you have to remember, you fall 40 feet into a net. then you have to get out of the net, which is really fun. and then you have to -- you know this little ladder, those tiny skinny ladders you see them climb? now you have to climb back up. by the time i had fallen, climbed out, the cameras are rolling. i'm now climbing up, my heart is like this. oh, sorry, your sound people are freaking out now. you know, my heart -- i was just shaking. because, you know, the pressure

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>> jimmy: music from coin is on the way. after four long years, two of which felt like ten, our next guest is making his long-awaited return as paper boy on "atlanta." >> hey, man, you got that thing i asked you for? >> oh -- yeah. um -- mad cheap, though, so -- >> oh, thanks, man. i appreciate that. >> hey! ♪

>> they love me here, man. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: season 3 of "atlanta" premieres thursday on fx and the following day on hulu, please welcome brian tyree henry! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> whoa. >> jimmy: very good to see you. i heard you were super excited to meet jamie lee curtis. >> you guys have no idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> man, okay, i have to tell you this story. i have this weird cosmic universal connection with jamie. years ago i was filming "widows," i think, i was getting on the plane with a friend. they didn't sit us together. he was sitting behind me. next to.to see who i'm sitting - jamie lee curtis. and i was like -- well, i'm not going to tell her to get up because i'm going to sit 96 to

her letter she says, do you want me to change seats, daddy-o? i'm like, she called me daddy-o! this is the worst decision have to have to make in this friendship. we change seats. early 2020, going to the den fist's office. i'm talking in beverly hills and she comes around the corner. okay. i say nothing, i freeze up. then flash to this year. i'm on a plane, she's sitting behind me. why can't i say anything? i find out i'm on with her tonight. >> jimmy: that's very strange. [ laughter and applause ] i. >> i got to meet here. >> jimmy: she might be following you. >> i hope so. she took my number, wrote it on her hand, i'm like, we're dating now. dating jamie lee curtis! >> jimmy: congratulations. [ applause ] >> oh my god. you're all invited. >> jimmy: getting married already? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: if you get married, you're going to have to dress like a rabbit or something like that. >> i'm not opposed to anything

for jamie lee curtis. no just a class act. >> jimmy: happy early birthday. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many days away from your big one? >> thank you. my birthday -- >> jimmy: milestone birthday. >> speaking of stones, i got my first kidney stone. [ laughter ] because i'm turning 40, so, oh well, this is 40. the land of weak knees and fiber. >> jimmy: did you get it zapped out? >> i don't want to talk about it. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> it was a tiny kidney stone, very tiny. when i found out what it was, they gave me a strainer. i was like, i'm not, i don't want to do this. >> jimmy: a regular kitchen strainer, a specialty strainer? [ laughter ] >> it's a weird strainer. it's not -- it's not for spaghetti. [ laughter ] it's definitely for stones passing through kidneys. but i was like, i'm not even 40 yet and i already had my first kidney stone. i was like, i did it, guys! i finally made it. >> jimmy: are you having a party? >> for the kidney stone, yes. [ laughter ]

i have named it. nice. >> jimmy: did you get to keep the kidney stone? >> i didn't see it, jimmy, i don't want to talk about this anymore. [ laughter ] this is my fault because i brought it up. >> jimmy: it is your own fault. >> i think it was small enough that it broke up, dissipated, and i never have to see it. >> jimmy: each time you tell me you don't want to talk about it, you give me more information on it. [ laughter ] >> i knew that coming out here. like, what would i bring it up? no, it's my birthday, march 31st, which is crazy, no one remembers there's 30 days in march, thank you, american education system. [ laughter ] i always get presents or happy birthdays on march 30th or april 1st. march 30th, it's early. april 1st, i'm always pranked, always. >> jimmy: are you? on your birthday? >> it's not my birthday. they think april 1st is my birthday. there are 31 days in march! i'm like, how did you miss "30 days hath september"? what school did you go to where you just didn't know? >> jimmy: sounds like between you need new friends. incident,- >> thank you!

[ laughter ] i say this all the time. i love you guys, i love my friends, please do not abandon me, but y'all suck. [ laughter ] so it's always like a prank, it's always -- it's just always trash. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't really, like -- i celebrate my birthday in the pettiest of ways. i make sure my birthday starts the 21st through the 31st so people know, 21st, 31st. so every day, oh! also, i wore red, it's aries season, i know there's aries out here. [ applause ] >> jimmy: jamie lee curtis? >> we were in the same -- monochromatic! do you not understand how it's meant to be? >> jimmy: three named celebrities and the whole thing. >> three names, oh god, it's perfect. i don't know, if i named the kidney stone, it would be jasmine lee henry curtis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why not? i mean, it depends on -- >> as soon as it came out i was like, why did i say that? gee 88 mow, why did you let me say that? >> guillermo: i don't know, man, i told you, don't say that.

[ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: why has it been -- i know we had covid. i feel like i was in junior high school the last time a season of "atlanta" came out. is jim cameron directing this show? what is taking so long? [ laughter ] >> you've got to understand, donald, keith, ozzie and i went out and did other things. it took us awhile to get back. because we decided to go out and try to take over the world. >> jimmy: just to be, like, doing only this at the same time was a scheduling issue? >> yeah, it was a scheduling issue. >> jimmy: right. >> and also, i mean, covid, literally we were supposed to start in march. we were supposed to fly to europe march 12th. the lockdown was march 16th. >> jimmy: you shot in europe? >> yeah all over. we laid our black asses all over europe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you go? >> we were in london for the most part. then we went to amsterdam. so amsterdam, this is the thing. when we were filming in europe, we had the most rare experience. because it was still lockdown. so we were just running around

these streets. like there's nobody there, no tourists, anything like that. amsterdam is the party city, but everyone in amsterdam was so happy they got the city back to themselves. everyone was so happy and polite and kind and on the canals and sharing wine and cheese. it was really nice. >> jimmy: yeah, because everyone's super high, right? [ laughter ] isn't that part of the deal? >> i am not saying anything. nothing from amsterdam coming from me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you find -- do people know you from the show there? >> yeah, you don't know how crazy your reach is until white people who speak different languages are running up to you. [ laughter and applause ] it's like, you're like, i think i made it now. danka. >> jimmy: i can't wait to see the whole thing. i think the first season i watched all of it in one day, yeah. i just -- >> what do we got to do to get you to come on? >> jimmy: to the show? >> yeah, like -- >> jimmy: haven't you shot all of -- >> maybe.

we like to keep the mysterious. >> jimmy: you like to give afternoon invitation after it's not possible. thanks. >> we can do our own "atlanta. >> jimmy: we'll do "amsterdam." the hell with "atlanta." the show is back. season 3 of "atlanta" thursday on fx, the following day on hulu. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with music from coin! >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. ♪ ♪

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank jamie lee curtis and brian tyree henry. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, lisa kudrow and michael chiklis with music from allison russell. their album is "uncanny valley." i made to it you, guillermo. it looks like this. with help from a row month the names shimon and the song "chapstick," coin! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ yeah ♪

♪ she's a friend of mine and an apple pie ♪ ♪ and a sharpshooter i'm in the overtime ♪ ♪ like hey sharpshooter i feel like i'm intruding ♪ ♪ she's a friend of mine and the alibi and the getaway car in overdrive ♪ ♪ the sharpshooter i like the way you're moving ♪ ♪ she's a real live wire what's she talking about ♪ ♪ i think i love her yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ so don't don't come back lookingore♪ ♪ don'tr you ♪ ♪ i just wannabe here walking like an animal ♪ ♪ i just wanna teach ya a thing or two ♪ ♪ let's lose control and alt delete ♪ ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 ♪

♪ i don't wanna fight butterflies out of sight out of my mind ♪ ♪ i just wanna taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ i just want to taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ i just wanna taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ i just wanna dance baby i just wanna cry lately ♪ ♪ i saw her face from across the room eyes looking at me looking at you ♪ ♪ like hey cherry blossom yeah what's your problem ♪ ♪ i don't want your leather jacket i just wanna taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ hey sharpshooter what are we doing ♪ ♪ she's a real wildfire and she's hard to contain ♪ ♪ she's going nowhere yeah yeah ♪ ♪ she's a real livet's sheut ♪ ♪

♪ i just wannabe here walking like an animal ♪ ♪ i just wanna teach ya a thing or two note ♪ lalt delete ♪ ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 i don't wanna fight butterflies ♪ ♪ out of sight out of my mind ♪ ♪ i just wanna taste your chapstick i just wanna taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ i just i just i just wanna taste your chapstick i just wanna taste your chapstick ♪ ♪ i just wanna walking like an animal i just wanna teach ya ♪ ♪ a thing or two let's lose control and alt delete ♪ ♪ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 i don't wanna fight butterflies ♪ ♪ out of sight out of my mind ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ i just wanna dance baby i just wanna cry lately ♪

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