dan: for all of us here, we appreciate your time. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- andrew garfield, keke palmer, and music from ghost. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome. thank you for watching. i'm jimmy, the host of the show. i'm very glad you're here. we are very fortunate to be able to gather together for a fun show. in washington this morning, it was very serious. lawmakers gathered for a special address from ukrainian president

zelenskyy. he spoke via video to a joint session of congress. he got two standing ovations. which was nice, though i think he would rather get fighter jets. but the standing ovations were good. it was bipartisan. republicans and democrats stood for him. which is almost impossible. it's like getting kim and kanye to agree on a daycare situation. [ laughter ] very difficult. zelenskyy appealed directly to congress, saying, "we need you right now." and congress was like, "listen, we'd love to help, but we just made daylight saving time permanent, and we are wiped out." [ laughter ] zelenskyy asked america to establish a no-fly zone over ukraine, which we are reluctant to do because it could result in a nuclear war. but we are willing to wear blue and yellow lapel pins at all the awards shows this month. [ laughter ] so that's something. right? after the speech, president biden announced that the u.s. will provide an additional $800 million in security assistance to ukraine. and for the first time he called vladamir putin a war criminal. and he said it in a mean way.

he was like, "you war criminal!" really upset vladamir. one of the few bright spots in this horrible scenario has been watching these superyachts owned by these russian oligarchs get seized. in norway this big boat is stranded because the locals refuse to sell them gas to refuel it. so it's just sitting there. one local oil supplier said, "why should we help them? they can row home. or use a sail." every once in a while, the norwegians like to remind us they descended from vikings. you know? [ laughter ] that yacht in particular is owned by another vladimir, every third guy over there is named vladimir. vladimir strzhalkovsky. he and putin were in the kgb together. they're very close. you can see here, they get together a lot to stare coldly at each other across a desk. that's called a russian hug right there. [ laughter ] we're really sticking it to putin's pals. and guess what, steven seagal? you're next on the list! [ laughter ] this is not going the way the russians hoped it would. their economy is tanking. businesses are closing. assets have been frozen.

and the only pizza they can get now is papa john's. [ laughter ] true. which is a nightmare. but putin is punching back. he has now levied sanctions of his own. the russian foreign ministry has imposed sanctions on a number of prominent americans, including joe biden, jen psaki, hillary clinton, and even joe biden's son, hunter. the sanctions prevent them from any travel into russia. so there go hillary's plans to summer in yagoglav, i guess. [ laughter ] what kind of penalty is this? [ applause ] i think there are 13 names on the sanctions list. but you know who's name is not? the guy who was tougher than anyone on russia! donald trump is not on the list. he was so tough on russia, they were scared to put him on the list. tsar-a-lago has been carefully dialing back his words of praise for his former sugar vladdy. [ laughter ] last month, trump called him a genius. now, he says he thinks putin has "changed" since he was in office. he said, "i think putin has changed. it's a very sad thing for the world.

he's very much changed." he's not the lovable little buddy riding a horse with no shirt on i once knew and loved. [ laughter ] at least he still has kim jong un, i guess. trump's daughter-in-law lara, they're all out on the cable channels now defending him. whose credentials when it comes to politics are "i married eric." was on fox news last night to lash out at joe biden and to put those big new lips she has right there on daddy in law's ass. >> what i want to know, what is joe biden's platform? what is his stump speech to the american people? what are his list of accomplishments that he can rattle off for americans? you know, like donald trump who had to put an entire website together because we couldn't keep track of all of his accomplishments. >> jimmy: oh, that's why he did it? i thought it was because he got kicked off all the other websites. [ applause ] you know, this is something i had forgotten about. his big answer to twitter, truth social, his big social

media platform. their launch was on february 21st, president's day. three weeks after president's day still isn't working. in fact one of the guys in our office signed up so we could see what he was up to. they put him on the wait list. three weeks later, he's still on a waitlist! he tried again yesterday, and this is the message they sent. "your account has been created successfully! thank you for joining! due to massive demand, we have placed you on our waitlist. we love you, and you're not just another number to us. but your waitlist number is 1,295,194." you're not just another number. but here's your number. and that's you. at christmas, we'll be back in touch. trump posted one time on truth social the day it went up, and that was it. he has never posted again. he is reported to be furious about how badly the launch went. as if anything he ever does goes well. he's furious about this. meanwhile, our vice president kamala harris is out of sight right now because her husband, doug emhoff, tested positive for covid-19. the vice president herself tested negative. she was supposed to introduce president biden at a women's history month event last night. but she decided to stay home out

of an abundance of caution because biden is 173 years old. [ laughter ] which left grampotus all alone with a podium. >> we had a little change in the arrangement of who's on the stage because of the first lady's husband contracting covid. but look at this room which you see -- pardon? that's right. she's fine. [ laughter ] it's me. the second lady -- the first gentleman. how about that? >> jimmy: well, no, that's wrong too. [ laughter ] why does it always feel like he's playing who's on first with himself? meanwhile, former heisman trophy winner, great football player, and donald trump aficionado herschel walker is running for senate in the state of georgia. herschel made an appearance at a local church over the weekend trying to drum up some support where he took time out to share his thoughts on the very timely

subject of evolution. >> at one time, science said man came from apes. did it not? >> every time i read or hear that, i think to myself you just didn't read the same bible i did. >> this is what's interesting, though. if that is true, why are there still apes? think about it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm trying to think about it but it still doesn't really make any sense. you're going to find this hard to believe, herschel walker, who went to the university of georgia, didn't graduate from that school. he didn't get his diploma. he did go back to get his degree after he played professional football. they said no, you can't have one. meanwhile, former heavyweight champion mike tyson over the past few years has become a cannabis mogul. he's got a big ranch and he sells these products. one of the new products that he's selling is based on -- remember when mike tyson bit one of evander holyfield's ear off and the next round bit his other ear off? it was one of the top three sports moments of my life.

well, now, mike is commemorating that historic event by selling gummy edibles shaped like real human ears. they're called "mike bites." tyson said these ears actually taste good, unlike holyfield's, which were a little bit too chewy and cartilagy. but man, oh man. if anyone could monetize cannibalism, it's mike tyson. [ laughter ] i feel like evander holyfield should get a piece, right? i mean, he gave a piece. he gave two pieces! he should get a piece of this deal. [ laughter ] spring is almost here, and summer is around the corner, and that's when guillermo and i get serious about our bodies. right, guillermo? >> guillermo: always, jimmy. >> jimmy: always. guillermo and i are always looking for ways to pump each other up. so one of the writers here at our show, a guy named louis, told us about a workout he did that supposedly sculpts your physique by pumping electricity through your body. it's called e.m.s., which stands for electrical muscle stimulation. tom holland supposedly did it when he was preparing to play spider-man. and anything that's good enough

for spider-man is good enough for me and good enough for guillermo. so we tried it. >> jimmy: all right. so here we are at the electrocution center. this is louis. louis is a writer on our show. what was it you said about this that got me interested and tricked me into agreeing to do it? >> it's a workout session, but it's only 20 minutes. so that's the best part of it. but also you're being zapped with electricity throughout the entire session. it's incredibly exhausting. it's like four hours of exercise in 20 minutes is what they say, and you leave so sore. >> guillermo: you lose weight in 20 minutes? >> i don't know about lose weight but you'll be shaped in 20 minutes. it's a very sculpting-oriented exercise. >> jimmy: well, his shape is perfect right now. i don't know what we're going to do to improve that. >> guillermo: all right. so listen, i -- >> jimmy: are you excited about this? >> guillermo: not really, but i trust you. >> jimmy: it's funny because whenever i'm not looking forward to something and i would put this into that category and then guillermo's looking even less

forward to, it makes me then look forward to it. >> right. yes. >> jimmy: so let's bring in ronnie. ronnie, come on in here. you're the guy here, right? what is this called? >> e.m.s., electro muscular stimulation. >> jimmy: did you invent this? >> oh, no. i'm a trainer. i'm the ems trainer. >> jimmy: okay. i'm worried about it a little bit. has anybody died on this thing? >> not yet. >> jimmy: will it make us look like, and this is really the goal, laird hamilton and gabrielle reece? >> that's going to work. >> jimmy: how do we do this? >> 'm going to put water on your vest. >> jimmy: you're going to squirt my vest with water? >> yeah. that's electrode. the water will go on your outfit. >> jimmy: will it make a lightning bolt shoot out of my penis? >> we can try. >> jimmy: guillermo, you don't look happy. >> guillermo: i'm not too happy. this is going to be terrible. >> jimmy: you look cool, guillermo. you look like a member of the s.w.a.t. team. >> this is the last one here.

so we take this position here. okay. so three, two, and slowly down. >> guillermo: ah. >> like in one minute it's -- >> like shake it. >> let's see if you still love it now. >> guillermo: oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: this is an unexpected twist. >> guillermo: i feel like i've got to do number two. >> jimmy: turned guillermo into hatch-a-mole or something. >> now it's going to -- are you okay? >> guillermo: yeah. >> three, two, and down. >> guillermo: i think this thing is falling down. >> oh. let me fix that. >> jimmy: you have too much muscle is what's happening. >> okay. >> jimmy: what level are we on? >> right now you're on 17. >> jimmy: let's go up higher and see what happens.

it felt like somebody just grabbed me from behind. did something just happen? >> ready? >> guillermo: i'm ready. >> two. and turn. >> ahhh. >> jimmy: what numbers are we at? >> right now you're at 79. >> jimmy: is it too dangerous to make it higher? >> i'll go a little higher. go. >> i feel like my balls are tickling. >> jimmy: it feels like the hulk is giving me a butt massage. guillermo, i'm imagining you're a super character now, the electric pinata. let's see how much we can take. like really -- >> nobody can bring the machine at the maximum. >> jimmy: nobody has ever done it at the maximum? >> no. it must be pretty hard. >> guillermo: all right. let's push it higher. >> okay. let's try. you ready? >> jimmy: oh, boy. it's real high now. >> ah! >> jimmy: what's guillermo at?

>> 92, guillermo. >> guillermo: i realized that i am a beast. >> and down. do you feel good? >> jimmy: yeah. good. >> guillermo: that's it? >> jimmy: we did it, huh? >> you're going to have a six-pack. >> jimmy: when you tell him he's going to have a six pack, that means he's going to go home and drink half a dozen beers. >> and now we're going to do relaxation. >> jimmy: you're going to electrocute us a little more? >> yeah. >> jimmy: for relaxation. >> softly. >> jimmy: we're going to be softly electrocuted. >> i'm going to help you, guillermo. you good? you're going to start feeling your lower back. >> guillermo: oh, yeah. right there. >> and now you're going to feel your glutes. >> jimmy: have you ever hooked this thing up while you make love? >> i've never tried. you gave me a good idea. >> guillermo: i imagine that i'm in cabo right now. >> where? >> guillermo: in hawaii. >> jimmy: which island is cabo on in hawaii? >> guillermo: you know where's cabo? >> jimmy: we may have fried some of guillermo's brain.

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>> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, from the new movie "alice," keke palmer is with us. then later, with what i believe will be our first-ever performance from inside a mausoleum, their new album "impera" came out last week. music from ghost. tomorrow night, adam scott and charlie puth. our first guest is a three-time spider-man and two-time oscar nominee. he is presently a contender for best actor for his work in the netflix musical "tick, tick... boom." please welcome andrew garfield. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how's it going? by the way, i want to tell you, i'm saying this totally honestly, you knocked me out in that "tick, tick...boom."

you are so good in that movie. [ cheers and applause ] really. to be honest, it's not the kind of movie i would normally seek out. and i saw it and i thought wow, this is just great. and you were great in it. and i guess people agree because you got an oscar nomination. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: i act like i'm the only one who noticed. >> hey, i love that movie. has anyone see it? no, it's so great people -- young people especially are responding to it. so kind of strongly i think, because it feels like the kind of quintessential portrait of a young artist struggling and having to go through rejection and failure, which we all have to go through at a young age when we're training or studying or trying to make it in whatever business we're in. i don't know, it's giving a lot of hope to a lot of young people who feel a vocation, feel a calling to a specific image of a dream of their life. i'm just like, that's -- >> jimmy: this guy you play, jonathan larson, who is a real person, was absoluely determined, i mean to the point

where probably i think a lot of people thought he was crazy. >> nuts. yeah. >> jimmy: he just had big ideas for himself. >> he was always turned up to an 11. and for people who don't know, he died so young. he died at the age of 38 on the night before the first preview of his magnum opus, which was the musical "rent" off broadway. he didn't get -- so he was working and working until he was almost 40. and every day he was like -- he was getting rejection letters and experiencing failure. he was waiting tables. then he still got up the next day and started writing the next one anyway. and he left the world richer because of it, but he didn't get to experience any of that harvest. >> jimmy: the message is, take it easy, it's not worth it. >> chill. exactly. >> jimmy: and then of course we have "spider-man," which you were in. [ cheers and applause ] >> i was in it. >> jimmy: you were one of the spidermen. there are only three spidermen and you were one of them. they could don't that without you. you could have brought that whole project down. isn't that true? >> that's so funny.

i felt that terrible power when kevin feige was like -- and amy pascal. you're going to do this, right? and i'm like, i'll think about it. i'll keep you guys dangling. >> jimmy: did you phone tobey maguire and say are you doing this? >> i was waiting to hear if tobey was engaging. it's that thing where people say tobey is really fully in and they were probably telling tobey i was fully in. >> jimmy: 100%. >> i would follow tobey anywhere. if tobey's in, i'm in. >> jimmy: true or false, "spiderman" should be nominated for best picture at the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] yes? people laugh at me, but i really believe it. >> it's a great movie. john watts is an incredible director. he pulled together these story and strands. and didn't make it feel cynical. he made it feel heartfelt and important. and the other thing i love, i love this idea of destiny and the idea that if neither tobey's nor my peter parkers had been

landed into that particular universe of tom holland's universe then he might have lost his m.j. if i wasn't there to catch her. sorry, spoiler. and he might have gone down a dark path if tobey wasn't there to kind of appeal to his better angels. i love that, the idea we were called in there for a specific mentoring brotherhood kind of reason. that's just beautiful. >> jimmy: and there's so much history to "spider-man" from the comics and the cartoons. and you guys did something fun, it was a big thing online. i think we have a photograph where you kind of re-enacted this classic moment from i think it was one of the "spider-man" -- the cartoon series, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: back when spider-man didn't really work out. he looked like me and guillermo at the electricity center. did you ever try on each other's spiedee suits? >> that would have been so awesome. >> jimmy: at one point during the shoot did you take that photograph? >> me and tobey landed on set. they put us into the costumes

and said we're going to do the meme really quickly. it was before we had shot anything. it was like saying hello to tom and we're all in our -- >> jimmy: so the first time you said hello to tom you were dressed as spider-man? >> ish, yeah. kind of, yeah. and we were all kind of like thrown onto a set and kind of told to point at each other. and i think we got one good shot, and that's that. the rest of the time we were just laughing, trying not to stare at each other's crotches. just comparing bulges. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and then you had that moment in the movie too. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that was your idea? >> well, so -- so we all were putting our heads together about it. john watts, who is this genius director, and just so creative all the time. and tom and tobey and zendaya, jacob, we were like where do we put the meme? so it was like we had a writer's room for is it going on between the five of us or six of us. and i just happened to have the kind of great scott doc brown

eureka moment ahead of -- i was like in my trailer and i kind of sat bolt upright and i realized where it should be and i kind of ran onto set and i interrupted whatever john was shooting. i've got the plooem. he goes there we go, that's exactly where we should put it. so i'm proud to say i got there first, but someone else would have gotten there otherwise. >> jimmy: in that spot where it's funny. sometimes things seem obvious but they're not. until they're obvious. >> a more subtle way of doing it in the lab scene where everybody's saying is it me this peter or no, we're all peter. p and jacob is getting frustrated. and jacob, he can make anything funny. >> jimmy: he's a funny kid. >> he can make reading the phone book funny. i would so like -- it's really down to him. >> jimmy: i would like to see that. because people always say it can make reading the phone book funny. i disagree. i don't think there's anything -- i mean, there are some funny names in there for sure. where do you even get a phone book now, by the way? that could be funny. jacob trying to find a phone book. maybe that's the next movie. >> to prove the old adage. >> jimmy: andrew garfield is

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because lin is someone who is one of the most incredible people to ever be around. it's like you're next to your 7-year-old best friend from primary school who happened to write "hamilton" and who never got traumatized as a child. he's missing some synapses in his head. because he has this kind of incredible creative power and confidence and it becomes contagious. so i really just kind of kept on looking over my shoulder to see if i was going to get the hook every day, to see if i was going to get fired. but he was just like, i love you so much. i'm sorry for anyone who ever gave you lack of confidence in your singing voice as a child. i want to find them and have stern words with them. and i will be your mentor from here on out. it's like the best most beautiful thing ever. he's just incredible. >> jimmy: that's all you can ask for from a director. so, okay, you do this. and i want to mention one other thing about lin because you said something -- you won at the -- what was it, i have it written down here. at the hollywood critics association. and you said about lin, "we are going to take mushrooms and we are going to watch barb and star

go to vista del mar for the tenth time." [ applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: so that has happened nine times? >> well, we've watched it individually about nine -- jamie dornan is one of my closest friends in the world. >> jimmy: he was great in that movie. >> i'm so proud of what he did. >> jimmy: he was super funny in that movie. >> genius. >> jimmy: what an underrated movie that is. >> incredible. and annie and kristen just knock it out of the park. anyone who hasn't seen it. >> jimmy: it's well worth watching, yeah. >> so we had a bet -- i won't say what the bet was. but me and lin were like if you win the bet we'll watch barb and star on mushrooms together at your house and if i win the bet we'll do it at my -- it was basically just an excuse. >> jimmy: is it important to be in your own home when you're having a barb and star mushroom experience? >> there's a comfort level -- you want to create a good setting and a good container and -- but either way we both won that bet. >> jimmy: have you prepared an acceptance speech for the oscar

broadcast? is that something you think of? >> that's so awful. it's such an awful question. >> jimmy: you have to think about it. you have to do it. and don't say no, because that's ridiculous. if you go up there and you have nothing prepared -- >> then you're adorable. i didn't know i was going to win. h oh, my god! but like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if that happens, we're all going to know. >> i had no idea. no, but what's annoying is you can feel -- so i'm -- it's crazy, man. when i think about myself as like a 17-year-old drama student. the fact i'm sitting here talking to you and all of you. the hat i veeen nominated for an oscar twice is insane and i won a tony award. [ cheers and applause ] like i don't -- i don't take it lightly in any way, shape, or form. so to be nominated with will smith and denzel washington, javier bardem and benedict cumberbatch, i'm like i just won everything, first of all. but the other thing that's tricky is, i think you can feel where the energy is going, even before the awards.

so when i was nominated for a tony, i was really worried because it felt -- you can look at a betting website. it's like oh, andrew's odds-on favorite to win the tony. and you're like oh, i'd better prepare a speech. and i have to speak in front of all the people i admire. but with this one i've looked at the betting website and i'm not op odds-on favorite. [ laughter ] so i get to enjoy my night and applaud who i think will win. i won't say their name but i think we all know who i'm talking about. >> jimmy: we do? >> i think there's an energy. listen, i don't want to jinx anything. i don't want to jinx anything for anyone. if i say it that person might not win. then who knows what will happen? then i'll have to go up and i'll go i had no idea. maybe that's like a weird reverse -- maybe i'm doing some weird reverse witching right now. >> jimmy: i think the mushrooms have really gotten to you. >> they just kicked in. [ laughter ] no. >> jimmy: have you discussed any of this with any of your fellow

nominees in that category? >> no. but i did receive the greatest hug in the world from denzel washington where he gives the kind of hugs where you feel like you're never going to breathe again. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> you don't want to breathe again, because what a way to go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you sure he wasn't trying to intimidate you? [ laughter ] like i'm going to squash this one and then i'll be alone at the top. you know? you never know. denzel's very competitive. >> he seems pretty generous. yeah, he's like -- i'm just -- you know. >> jimmy: congratulations. whatever the outcome, it's a great movie. you did a great job. two great movies in one year. who does that, right? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: you did. andrew garfield, everybody. "tick, tick... boom" is on netflix now. we'll be back with keke palmer. [ cheers and applause ] ? canceling plans, commanding a room, being your own biggest fan.

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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back to the show. music from ghost is on the way. our next guest is an emmy-winning actor, writer, producer, and singer with a new movie called "alice" opening in theaters friday. please welcome keke palmer.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look great. this is quite an ensemble you put together here. >> thank you so much. i decided to give you a little green moment. >> jimmy: thank you. and a day of st. patrick. >> look at that. >> jimmy: keek keke, the last time you were tier i wasn't here. sean hayes i think was filling in for me as host of the show. and the time before that, i think we were on zoom because of covid. >> we were. we had fun gametime with kevin hart. >> jimmy: yeah, that hasn't come out yet. but no, it's all right. i don't think it's a surprise. >> yeah, i love sean. i was hoping he'd be here this time. but yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can probably get him on the phone if you want. you were at the time shooting jordan peele's new movie. which is a mysterious movie. nobody knows what it's about.

right? >> i've seen some really good interesting theories on reddit. all wrong. but -- >> jimmy: are they all wrong? >> they are. they're wrong. >> jimmy: so there's a trailer online, and people are trying to figure out, and it looks really scary -- very intriguing. >> yes. i'm excited. i actually got to see the first rough cut of it, and i was really just like how do i not tell anybody about this movie? it's really hard. i hate keeping secrets. but hey. >> jimmy: how long till that comes out? how long are you going to keep it secret? >> i'm going to keep it up literally until the day it comes out. all the way till july 22nd. >> jimmy: all right. o july 22nd is the time. it's called "nope" and does the title have anything to do with the movie itself? >> i mean, this is my idea of it. i think the title -- obviously jordan with crazy kooky title. i think it's just like the energy black folks have in horror movies. like nope. [ laughter ] like, i'm not doing it. like, nope. >> jimmy: i like that a lot. >> thank you. i love it too. >> jimmy: you come from a big, funny family.

your mom and dad have a lot of siblings and there's a million people in the family. how many siblings do you have? >> so i have three. i have a little brother and sister that are twins. this is crazy, you guys. my mom's a twin, my dad's a tin, and they had twins. >> jimmy: that's common, right? >> it's totally not common. >> jimmy: oh, it's not. i thought it was hereditary. >> it is. but you would never expect the they had my older sister, then me, and then they decided for the twins to be the twins. like why couldn't i have been the twin? that's something we still work on today. like i hate them for that. >> jimmy: it seems tough to hold them accountable for that, because i'm pretty sure they ddn't get to decide. >> i know. >> jimmy: it's not like dad was like, and now two! [ laughter ] >> and it's so crazy, because they just turned 21 and i got to take them to vegas. >> jimmy: your parents? >> no, no. [ laughter ] the twins. they just turned 21. we went to vegas. i took them to the strip club. got edgy with it. >> jimmy: you took your brothers to the -- your brother and sister?

>> to the strip club. >> jimmy: yes. >> i felt like it was fun. he had his girlfriend with him and started checking compatibility charts with the stripper. >> jimmy: did the girlfriend get mad? >> the girlfriend was like what's going on here? >> jimmy: what was the dynamic like with your siblings? i thin took my brother to a strip club when he turned 21. >> come on. it's like, fun. >> jimmy: well, not for him it wasn't. [ laughter ] >> why? what happened? >> jimmy: because he was getting a dance and while he was getting a dance i snuck up behind him and whispered in his ear, "what would mom think?" [ applause ] so i kind of took a little fun out of it. >> that would definitely -- nobody wants to think about their parents at a strip club. >> jimmy: you played a stripper or dancer, whatever -- i think they like dancer. in "hustlers." so when you walk in -- >> yeah. the girls were like yeah, good to see you. we were in the bathroom, cutting it up. i have a good relationship with

the dancers in a strip club. before "hustlers" and after, i met a stripper one time, and one of my favorite movies is akila so that's what i go by. i'm like okay, a stripper named akila. i'm with it. >> jimmy: do they gather around you? >> yes. it becomes a girl party. we forget about all the dancing and we're just talking. i'm learning about their outside jobs. one was a chef, the other worked fr a trucking company. i was getting into it. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. we have girl talk. >> jimmy: you do. do you go back in the area? >> i do. i live for it. i live for it. >> jimmy: in the dressing room where all the strippers are. do they have clothes on there? i mean, how does that work -- >> no. they've got to be in the look the whole time. every strip club is different. sometimes it's clothes, sometimes it's no clothes, but either way i'm comfortable. >> jimmy: how many have you been to? >> oh, tons. i should take you to atlanta and turn it up in magic city. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, sure. [ applause ] explain this to my wife. i'm like listen, keke and i are going to atlanta. we're going to turn it up.

>> tell her it's for the show. it's an experiment. >> jimmy: we're going to meet dancers and ask about their other careers. >> yes. now, this is a documentary i can get behind. >> jimmy: you're in the movie "alice." >> yes. >> jimmy: this is a hell of a transition we're making here. but i have to tell you, the concept and the plot of this movie is -- sounds crazy but it's actually something that really happened. >> so a lot of people when they hear about "alice," they're like is this a sci-fi movie, a slave ends up making it to the 1970s? how does that happen? >> jimmy: explain that for a second because that's a true story, right? >> it is. >> jimmy: in the united states of america up until the '60s there were people who were still working -- still being held as slaves. >> yes. it's 100% true. >> jimmy: they didn't know or they just were so -- well, really they were tricked. >> exactly, they were tricked over the course of all these years. kristen berlin was reading about

a woman who was discovered -- she was looking for reparations and stuff. they were like okay, who in your family was a slave? she was like, me. it's the 1960s. what do you mean? she was like me, i was a slave. that's when kristen started to uncover the realities that after its abolishment a lot of people didn't want to give up their slaves. so they held them there and didn't tell them that time had moved on. that's one thing that i really love about the film, is that it really shows the kind of -- the unfortunate and horrible tradition that is held so dear to some and that has caused so many others in my community so much pain. so the film really, we're in that moment, but it's not an overly traumatic moment, which i think is important when we're talking about the subject. a lot of time it can feel like trauma porn when we're watching all this horrible stuff happens. but really the introduction of that and the realization that there's a new way and there's an opportunity to continue to grow from that point and have something to look forward. when i think about my ancestors, i think about people like alice because only the strong survive. somewhere somebody in my gene

pool said i want to keep going. even though this is what i've gone through. and that's really what the movie is about. which i think is helpful in these times. >> jimmy: common is in the movie with you. did you know him before hand? >> we're both from chicago. and i love common. he is so cool. and it was great to just have him during this. because like i said, some parts were heavy and other parts we were able to have fun. when we got into the '70s, we were okay, my man, we were so happy to be in the '70s, child. and it was just fun to have him. after work we go back and play vegan food and play spades. and yes, i won. >> jimmy: well, it was great to see you in person. i'm sorry sean couldn't make it. >> i know. i hate sean couldn't make it. but guess what? shout out to the wives. hopefully she can come with us when we go to atlanta and do our magic city thing. >> jimmy: yeah. it will probably wind up being you and her. >> i love that even more. >> jimmy: the movie is called "alice." it opens in theaters friday. keke palmer, everybody. we'll be back with ghost.

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>> jimmy: i want to thank andrew garfield and keke palmer. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. tomorrow night, adam scott and charlie puth will be with us. "nightline" is next. but first this is their album. it's called "impera." from the mountain view mausoleum with the song "call me little sunshine," ghost! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ call out in the middle of the night for when else would i hear you ♪ ♪ fall out in the cold starlight

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prey and transform indefinitely ♪ ♪ you will never walk alone you can always reach me you will never ever walk alone ♪ ♪ little sunshine call me call me mephistopheles call me ♪ ♪ when you feel all alone just call m little sunshine ♪ ♪ you will never walk alone you can always reach me you will never ever walk alone ♪

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