today, thank you and have a good night. ♪ >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- donald glover, and machine gun kelly, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in l.a., where heads have finally stopped spinning as a result of what happened at the oscars sunday night. not that we've stopped talking

about it. it's all we talk about.moon, we would i feel like if they discovered house press briefing today! live chicken on the moon, we would talk about it less. it even came up at the white house press briefing today! >> the biggest story right now, was unleashed is something the white house condone that type of violence, do you condemn it and do you support comedians who have been attacked. >> so i don't have any official comment from the white house on the altercation, i know the president was not able to watch the oscars. >> jimmy: well what the hell is he doing all day, then? he's not going to deploy the national guard to comedy clubs? who will protect ha-has and yuk-yuks? of course, joe biden didn't watch the oscars. they start at 8:00. his teeth are in a glass next to the bed by six. [ laughter ] the other wacky line of the oth questioning is from those who questioning is from those who

think it was fake. happened. >> what aren't you buying? that it was set up, some people don't believe it even happened. >> what aren't you buying? >> i really don't believe it happened. just don't see this i think it was more of a staged. >> jimmy: well, the rest of us saw it happen. what would lead someone to this conclusion? will smith destr act. chris is getting ready to go on that chris rock and kevin hart can sell concert tickets? tour with kevin hart. chris rock and kevin hart don't need help selling concert tick i just don't see this happening. >> jimmy: well, the rest of us saw it happen. what would lead someone to this conclusion? will smith destroyed his reputation on oscar night so that chris rock and kevin hart can sell concert tickets? chris rock and kevin hart don't need help selling concert tickets. kevin hart alone sells out the grand canyon. this is ridiculous. but lawrence isn't the only weirdo who thinks he's smarter than everyone else. one of the theories is that rock was wearing a pad on his cheek to absorb the blow. if you look closely, you can even see it in this clearly doctored photo. you think we wouldn't have noticed he had an airbag on his face? one of the pieces of "evidence" one of the pieces of "evidence" the conspiracy theorists are passing around is a video of will smith teaching a kid -- he was doing some kind of event --

he brought a kid up on to the stage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." >> oh, my god they've been planning this since chris rock stage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." was a child! [ cheers and applause ] i think i know why this is happening. people don't think the slap was real because starting in the '60s, most fight scenes on network television looked like this. >> you're out of circulation -- >> jimmy: and keep batgirl's name out of your [ bleep ] mouth! will smith has apologized to everyone involved. chris rock has not yet spoken publicly. he has a concert in boston tomorrow. i'm sure he'll mention it there.

and the most unfortunate part of all of this, is that a lot of history was made on sunday. and the slap overshadowed some major moments, like this announcement from actress and former kanye girlfriend, julia fox. >> anything you want to do your dream project. >> oh, my god, my book of course. yeah. i don't want to give too much away because i'm very superstitious so i don't like to speak of things before they're finished but it's so far a masterpiece. >> probably, yeah. that's code for, i haven't started working on it yet. donald trump, surprisingly, has not weighed in on the oscars. he's focused on his golf game. yesterday they released a video that purports to show donald trump just as he realized he made a hole-in-one. >> president made >> that's great. a holt in one. >> there it is. >> that's great, thank you.

>> can i get a picture with you. >> yeah. wow. somebody down there likes him, i guess. now we didn't see the shot of course, so there's about a 98% chance one of his assistants dropped it in there. [ laughter ] and you won't see anyone question it on fox news! [ applause ] if trump's caddy, sean spicer, says it happened, it happened. trump, of course, put out a statement about this, he said, many people are asking, so i'll give it you to. there's a war. there's a pandemic, will smith slapped little penny in the face. no one was asking. but go on. "it is 100% true, i made a hole-in-one." this is great because he lies so much, that on the rare occasion he isn't lying, he's got to oversell it in a very sweaty way, he's the boy who cried golf. ironically. "it took place at trump international golf club in west palm beach on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind.

i hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole." does anyone he believes he wrote the word whereupon? that's less believable than the hole-in-one. but that's the latest from the legend of bragger vance. [ laughter ] he finally went full north korean dictator. on us, but i'm okay with it, even if it isn't true. these are the kinds of trump lies we can handle. the lies in the house select committee, however -- so you know how trump had to turn over his white house call lgs on january 6th to congress? well, there is reportedly a seven hour gap in his phone records from that day. so now the big question is, which white house toilet did he flush them down? [ laughter ] the select committee is said to be looking into whether trump used a burner phone during the insurrection. so trump released a statement saying, last night saying, "i have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge, i have never even heard the term." which is interesting because his

former national security advisor, john bolton, just revealed that he and trump have spoken about how people have used burner phones to avoid having their calls scrutinized. whenever trump doesn't know about something, he claims to know everything about it. "i know more about windmills than anybody." but when it comes to things he might get in trouble for, he doesn't know anything. "burner phones? never heard of 'em." "hookers? what are those?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, trump's imaginary son-in-law, jared kushner, is expected to appear before the house select committee this week. he bought a suit at gap kids, [ laughter ] and he's ready to plead the 5th about the 6th. people may not remember, but at various points, jared was in charge of peace in the middle east, the border wall, the opioid crisis, criminal justice reform and the pandemic response team. which, i think that's everything, right? i mean -- trump was like, "here's the keys to the oval office. there's juice boxes for don jr and eric in the fridge. if you need me, i'll be on the can."

[ laughter ] trump headlined a rally in commerce, georgia this weekend that was not so well attended. it was trump's smallest crowd since the inauguration. trump's people claim about 30,000 supporters showed up, but reporters who were there say it was closer to 5,000. it's kind of sad, really. this guy used to be the center of the universe. now he's pulling the same crowds as reo speedwagon at the county fair. but trump was there to support former football star and current senate candidate, herschel walker, who showed, right off the bat, why he played running back instead of quarterback. if that isn't god telling you not to throw your hat in the ring, i don't know what is. and then herschel got the crowd fired up with the hot button topic of the month, critical race theory.

>> i'm sick and tired of them wanting to teach ctr in school, critical race theory, can you tell me what that mean? >> jimmy: can you tell us what it means? seems like you can't even spell it. and no red hat rally would be complete without an appearance and some light-hearted homophobia from klan mom herself, marjorie taylor greene. >> you know what, pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicle and bicycles and he and his husband can stay out of our girls bathrooms. yep. >> jimmy: was that a mad lib? that was just a gobbledygook of maga nutjob buzzwords. "tell george soros and them dixie chicks if dr. fauci wants to marry mr. potato head, him he can move back to communist china!" [ cheers and applause ] thank you, it's one of the new characters i'm testing out.

in florida yesterday, that controversial "parental rights in education" bill, also known as the "don't say gay" bill was signed into law. doesn't florida have other things to worry about? like drunk-driving their atvs into the swamp? i mean -- i kinda love that it's called "don't say gay." because you ha to say "gay" to say it. [ laughter ] but the bill itself is ridiculous. it bans kindergarten through third grade educators from addressing topics of sexual orientation or gender identity that way they can focus on the important things like teaching the kids how to play the recorder. under the new law, a teacher can't explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead. that kind of language would not be inappropriate. it's up to parents to explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead. >> we actually have different things and this is not something i thought was going to be around, this is something that's in florida and other schools for very young kids, the gender-bred man, this is trying to sow doubt

about kid's gender identity to say they can be whatever they want to be, this is inappropriate. >> jimmy: and then he ate it. that's governor ron desantis. his pronouns are he and haw. [ cheers and applause ] this really is frightening, i mean -- i know it's funny but can you imagine if this happened in the united states? [ laughter ] today was supposed to be launch day for the next blue origin space flight. but they had to postpone it, again. the launch is now scheduled for thursday. as you may have heard, pete davidson was originally supposed to be on this flight. he had to back out when they changed the date the first time because it didn't work with his schedule. he's very busy trying to not get killed by kanye west. right now, last week, blue origin announced a guy named gary lai who is the chief architect of the rocket they're going up in. so this is what the blue origin passenger list looks like now. like an ad for an erectile

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♪ ♪ hi there, welcome back. tonight, his new album "mainstream sellout" came out last week. machine gun kelly is with us, with black bear. we will chat with machine gun too. tomorrow night, chris pine and ke huy quan will be here, with music from wallows. s please join us for all of that. our first guest tonight is a wildly talented and successful man, he's won five grammys, two emmys and lost one millennium falcon. he is the star of the long-awaited third season of "atlanta" is underway thursday nights on fx. please welcome donald glover. [ cheers and applause ]

>> how you doing? >> look, you look good, smell good. >> do y'all stand for everybody, that was great. >> on rare occasions they jump right to their feet. it's good to see you. >> thank you. >> now don't slap me but you're bald. >> i am bald, i decided to just take it all off. >> did you do it yourself? >> i did. >> was it risky? >> super risky. >> yeah. >> i don't like my occipital lobe. >> oh. let me have a look. looks pretty good. it's risky because it's like buying a cartoon of eggs, you want to lift it up make sure everybody is nice and round. >> but it takes years for the cartoon to come back that's the difference. >> now it must be easier to be bald, does your family like it? is popular in the house.

>> my middle child says daddy looks weird. which i do, to him. he hasn't known. he only has four years life experience. for him it's like, daddy's been this way for a long time. everybody seems to be okay with it. >> looks pretty good. >> pretty good. >> where did you watch the oscars? >> i was the vanity fair oscar party. >> oh, you went to that, were people paying it answer when it happened. >> everybody was just kind of chatting. it felt like you were in someone's living room and it just kind of happened. you know, i don't -- to me -- you know, i don't even want to get into it, because i'm like, it's like whatever. people are already tired of it. like, people are like, hey, i got to read another article. it's been eight articles

already. and like, also, i've had a lot of stuff happen to me while i was telling jokes on stage. >> you have, really, have you been attacked? >> well one time, this was the closest, it was an emotional attack. i was telling -- i was dating someone and brought them to an improv show and they came and we didn't know each other that well. maybe i dated her for like two weeks, it was maybe a third date, maybe second and we're doing it and she's drunk and she's like what's going on who are those people, she's super loud, people are like who is she, i'm like i don't know. [ laughter ] and then eventually, like, my friends on stage with me performing go hey lady you got to stop. you got to get out of here. she looks to me like, can you believe. i was like i do not know this woman. i don't know her. that kind of thing.

and we never went on another date >> that was the end of that. >> it's one of the perils of bringing a gal pal to the show. >> that's it. >> in a way you're like will smith and chris rock combined because hip hop star, television star, comedian, all of these things. is [ cheers and applause ] >> ah, thank you. yeah, yeah, i can't choose sides. >> it would be like attacking yourself really. >> love both those guys. >> friday you performed at a pre-party for the oscars, was that scheduled or just something that happened? >> that was just something that happened. tiffany haddish came in and galvanized everybody. >> she does that. >> yeah i had no -- she did tina turner and i was emceeing in awe. i heard later on she does that. hi no clue. >> she's a good singer too right? >> really good. i'm like i'm getting something special and later they're like she does that everybody.

>> the new york post said you guys had a rap battle. is that accurate description what happened. >> no, they saw two black people they're like oh. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] y'all must be rapping, you know >> when you go to a party do people try to get you up on stage. >> always. >> and do you want to go up on stage. >> no. i like performing but who wants to be at a party you're having a good time and it's like go do that nervous, like, thing that brings out -- like, you have to prepare most of the time. but when it's with friends it's fine. with tiffany it's really, really easy. >> did you guys do a duet or something. >> i was just emceeing she's doing rollin', she's like big i wheels keep on, i'm like what'd they do?

proud mary does what. i did a lot of that. >> that reminds me of a story, you were on the shop with lebron james and brunson was on the show and you guys worked together a long time ago. >> she was pa on one of my videos. >> which is crazy. >> very crazy. >> and later you had an animated conversation with her about who was more influential in music, notorious b.i.g.or the beatles. >> yeah it got heated but it's weird nobody really cared, it was just barber shop talk. >> yeah. >> and to be honest i didn't really listen -- i got into the beatles, serious a year ago. i was like these guys got hits. these guys are really good. i was listening to like," let it be" and they didn't even like making that album. >> did you watch the documentary. >> yeah, all 20,000 hours of it. >> yeah, right.

>> i loved it. it was really good. >> after watching that now where do you stand, who is more influential. beatles or notorious b.i.g. there's only one answer to the question. >> it's a lot of question. -- pressure, you know, i'm gonna go with we'll be right back. >> we will be right back. donald glover is here "atlanta is the show we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] >> announcer: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by johnnie walker. listen to the new angel city football club anthem, "running with the angels," now available on spotify. and on demand together. watch: serena williams... wonder woman... serena... wonder woman... serena... wonder woman. ace. advantage! you cannot be serious... get your tv together

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fx you said here's the deal, i want to do anything i want. >> no i had to lie for a long time. i always wanted to make short films and i guess this was the easiest way to do it. it's been fun. >> it is really a great show and i have to tell you the first episode of the season, i have to hand it to fx for letting this happen because you're barely in the first episode, you're at the end, it's this story based on a true story which i remember this harrowing story about this kid, it's not you and you wake up at the end and we think maybe it's your dream. >> they're definitely like, you sure you don't want to put darius in there for a while. because it is dangerous to do it but i always wanted it to be like a movie, i want everything i do to be an event, so if people are going to wait a long time for this to come back it

should be an event so people should watch it, if they watch it on a big screen it should be harrowing and cinematic. >> and the rhythm of the show is is addictive, very low-key. i was telling you before the show i have to turn the volume up way loud because i don't hear very well but also you're speaking like people actually speak. >> yeah we keep it low keep. i'm a mumbler, hi mom, she's always like you mumble but i feel that's the way a lot of people talk. >> yeah it is. >> but if you keep everything at a 2, when you do a 10 it feels like 100. >> i love that. >> just keep it low-key. >> are you work on childish gambino album right now? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. no. no, i've made a lot of music i love it it's.

really about how to experience it at this time. >> do you schedule time. do you block out time where you go, like i'm going to work on music or write this or shoot this. or does it just flow. >> it used to just flow but now i have kids. nothing flows any more. like nothing. >> only thing that flows is snot. >> yeah just sorrow. nothing is as easy as it used to be so i do block off time now because i'm like i want to be here for them at this time, make sure to see his game. that takes a lot of scheduling. but i have this kind of farm, i call it, like an art farm, when i go there then i get to be as a.d.d. as i want. daddy's at the farm, leave him alone. >> you mentioned painting. i feel artists don't get enough

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a multi-platinum recording artist whom billboard magazine deemed "the new prince of pop-punk." his new album "mainstream sellout" is available now. please welcome machine gun kelly. [ cheers and applause ] good to have you here, you played the show quite a few times. >> yeah. >> this is the first time you've been on the couch as they say, welcome. >> thank you. my phones in my pants and my jeans are tight my butt is super square if you saw it, that's not my butt it's my phone. >> you don't have a rectangle butt. >> no.

>> we're learning about you already. we had you here for the first time in 2012. >> oh, look at the outfit -- can i -- i remember this day, they're like do you want a stylist. and i was like, i got this. and, yeah -- >> i think you look fine. is this not cool this outfit any more or what? >> it's -- no. >> no. okay. >> but you know what's cool about that day was they -- a friend of mine was friends the father of a upcoming disney star that wanted to come watch the show and we met back stage, she moved on to be biggest star of the generation, zendaya, she was here watching. >> oh, really. >> yeah. i'm very proud of you and everything you accomplished. i'm super happy for you, that's awesome. i think now we're neighbors, i

don't know if you know that. >> you know she's not here right now. >> i keep looking at the red light. >> no that's not her. that's another lady. >> ah. >> you and your lovely fiancée megan fox. >> yeah. >> announced -- a very 2022 thing you announced your engagement separately on instagram, individual posts. >> i think we didn't want other people to announce it and so many people were involved. i used an employee's phone to get an angle, still to this day it's a 20-minute video of me just waiting underneath the tree. >> meghan was here with arsenio over the summer, he was filling in for me, she mentioned a trip to costa rica which two of you did ayuasca was it the first time trying that. >> yes. >> and she described it as a trip to hell and back, her own

personal hell, did you have that same experience? >> oh, mine was -- i remember walking up, it was a circle of about 20 people, you're in the forest, the jungle, dieting, not eating past 5:00 p.m., i was the last person to take it. i remember everybody had one cup, one cup, and they get to me and the shaman said something to the translator, and goes, she says you have a big shadow of darkness, you need -- you need more. [ laughter ] and everyone in the circle was just looking when they gave me more and they all did one, i was just like -- did like four. >> really? >> yeah. >> that's some shadow. did the shadow go away?

>> on the third night i remember the shaman had a bottle of tobacco water and did this thing, went, and i saw gray like sand coming from my body and i watched it go and he went. i was like what was that. was that me? and then i came out and have been like this ever since. no just kidding. [ applause ] >> so, you say it was a positive experience? or can it even be quantified in that way? >> all jokes aside it was one of the most important things that happened to me in my life. but i remember even going into the third night meghan was like i can't do this, i can't go back, they're supposed to put a arcana like a energy shield over the whole experience. the first night she's like rainbows, unicorns, it's great.

second night she was like, i don't ever want to see that again. we were exercising things out of us that we needed to get rid, yeah, i mean, the plant was a medicine that really went inside. you could feel it working inside your body. even after you left it stayed there. it was interesting. >> yeah boy i would just never do that. [ laughter ] the guy would look at me like, you go home. pete davidson is on your album? >> yeah. >> like an in-between track on your album this is like a real album with a lot of songs on it. now people are putting five songs and calling it an album but you filled the whole thing. you and pete were long friends for a long time. you lived at his house right. >> a mixture of houses, there was a period both of us kept looking at each other like, is

over for us. [ laughter ] but that night, it's funny, it's a voice recording on my phone. we went to in-n-out with my daughter, that's her uncle, we went out, he's like where do you want to eat, she said restaurant he's like no, in-n-out so we were on the benches eating and saw a couple right there freaking out, oh, my god, an the boyfriend was so piscatawayed, like, you could just see him mouthing i'd beat them up if you weren't here. man, i don't, they're so corny. like -- so we get in the car we're driving by this building sun set and there's a wall of like all these famous people, jay z, kendrick lamar and anybody you could think of. i'm oddly on there smoking the fattest blunt >> we have a video of this wall

sun set boulevard. there you are. >> it's been up there for two years. i don't think they know what's in my mouth. >> pete's not on the wall. >> he should be. >> yeah, you know who is on the wall, guillermo. >> all right. wow. i don't know how that happened, jimmy. >> you got lil' wayne on the album is that a big deal. >> that's the biggest, as an artist, especially the generation i'm from, we grew up, whoa. >> how did you call him. >> i cheated travis barker called him and i popped into the facetime dude we're here. you want to come. he was super down. this was 8:00. he pulls up around 1:00 a.m.. the sprinter is there.

there's all these security cameras, like that's his sprinter, it's crazy we waited an hour, the door opens, he walks out, he comes in, he said what's up, this what we're doing, i was like, yep. and then, he's like you guys got time. like all the time you need. he goes in this courtyard walks around comes back in like 6:00 in the morning. >> really? >> he's like, i didn't make you wait too long did i. we're like no man, no. what, no. he goes in the booth, does it in like one take. we freak out. i get in the car, i wake meghan up, i'm like l il wayne just got on the album and we have a song it sounds like he should be on this one too, should we try, we call and they're like, he will sleep until 7:30, but need to turn it in at 8:30, dude the verse was there. he did a song at 8:00 in the

morning. [ cheers and applause ] he's like bruce wayne. he really is. >> well, we're going to hear, what song when we come back? >> it's called "make up sex". >> make up sex, the album is called "main stream sellout" right back with music from machine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ chine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the ss

care coalition, it's so good to see you all! alright! let's brainstorm. any ideas for new members? i'd like to nominate alaska airlines. this neck pillow i'm dating says great things! a caring airline?! wait, those exist?! it says here they were the first airline to switch from plastic bottles to boxed water. they also hire a lot of people from caring professions. i'm seeing former teachers and nurses. it's settled! alaska airlines is officially in the running! round of applause! ♪ [ sneezing ] are your sneezes putting your friends in awkward positions? stick with zyrtec. zyrtec starts working hard at hour one... ...and works twice as hard when you take it again

the next day. zyrtec. muddle no more. >> announcer: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing >> jimmy: i want to thank donald glover and jason alexander. apologies to matt damon. tomorrow night, chris pine and ke huy quan, with music from wallows. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "mainstream sellout." with the song "make up sex" and help from black bear, machine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ okay ♪ ♪ ♪ okay ♪ ♪ screaming when we screaming when we fight yeah ♪ ♪ even when i'm drunk

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