stefani. have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." tonight, gwen stefani, jude hill, and music from wilderado. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. thank you for coming. oh, that's very nice. i appreciate that greatly. we have -- oh, there's a lot happening. i have many thoughts on many subjects, starting with president joe mama biden. did you know his middle name is mama? [ laughter ] named after his mother, that's

right. the president is in brussels right now for an emergency summit with our nato allies. the leaders of the g7 nations put out a forceful statement warning russia not to use chemical weapons on ukraine. also posed for a series of awkward photographs, starting wth a group shot. i don't know, this seems unnecessary for an emergency meeting. but you can see there's biden. [ laughter ] with canadian prime minister justin trudeau. it's like a commercial for mentadent or something. [ laughter ] it's interesting to watch these leaders kind of hanging out to see who pairs off with who. [ laughter ] you see, that uncomfortable-looking individual is boris johnson. he's the prime minister of england. you can see he cuts his own hair, which is interesting. [ laughter ] so boris has been criticized at home for going to parties during covid, but he was all by his lonesome today, just trying out the new pockets, you know? [ laughter and applause ]

waiting for mom to pick him up. meanwhile in ukraine, president zelenskyy, not only has his courage inspired people around the world, so has his fashion sense. sales of this zelenskyy-style green shirt have skyrocketed over the past month. is it bad that we see a leader in a bunker trying to get his nation out of a war and think, i like that look, i would like to have that. [ laughter ] not to take anything away from zelenskyy, but i think we all know who wore it first. [ cheers and applause ] you've got to give credit where credit is due. you can buy those shirts on etsy. check out this hip douche-buster cosplaying president at war while stocking micro brews in a brooklyn bar full of pinball machines. [ laughter ] you know who could use one of those zelenskyy t-shirts, this guy. [ moans ] we've seen his nipples, isn't that weird?

[ laughter ] zelenskyy isn't the only one moving merch. there are all kinds of putin products on etsy. these are real items, we didn't make these up. you can buy putin poo. [ laughter ] you can buy a putin butt plug. putin eating a ukrainian penis. vladamir voodoo dolls. you can have some sexy pillow time. [ laughter ] donald trump may have caught another lucky break. thanks to this newly elected and soon to be reviled all around the world district attorney alvin bragg, who for reasons unknown appears to be backing off the district's case against trump, the case they've been working on for years. we know this because "the new york times" published a resignation letter from one of the lead prosecutors on the case who claims they have evidence that donald trump committed multiple felonies and the team working on the case has no doubt about that, but they're not moving forward. they reportedly believe that trump falsified financial records, which -- of course. he falsified hurricane records. [ laughter ]

of course he falsified financial records. he falsified don jr.'s birth certificate if he thought he could get his name off of it. but if they don't move forward with the investigation, that means trump has now been let off the hook by congress twice, robert mueller once, he just won that case against stormy daniels. i'm starting to think the only person who can bring him to justice is the batman. [ laughter ] trump today filed a lawsuit against hillary clinton. he's suing hillary clinton and 26 other people for conspiring to undermine his campaign by falsely linking him with russia. by the way, this was his campaign in 2016, this was the election he won. we thought he was a sore loser after 2020. he's apparently a sore winner too. [ laughter ] the lawsuit states that clinton and others worked together with a single self-serving purpose, to vilify donald j. trump. the guy who named her crooked hillary is saying she vilified him. [ laughter ] trump has been meddling in the republican primaries.

yesterday he retracted multiple endorsements from one of his bigliest enablers in congress. missouri brook mo brooks of alabama. mo had the audacity to urge voters at a rally to move on from the 2020 election. he's like, all right already, we need to look forward. then trump, who was furious, wrote, mo brooks was a leader on the 2020 election fraud, then all of a sudden during this big rally in alabama he went woke and decided to drop everything he stood for. when he did, the people of alabama dropped him, now i have done so also. this guy, mo brooks, his twitter profile was "mo brooks endorsed by president trump." that was line his name. [ laughter ] his commercials were all donald trump all the time. >> few republicans have as much courage and fight as alabama congressman mo brooks, a friend of mine. he's got courage. he's an honest guy. mo brooks. mo brooks has my complete and total endorsement. maga mo will never let you down. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: well. maybe he will. maybe he did. [ laughter ] mo brooks was to donald trump what ingrown hairs are to armpits. [ laughter ] they were like this. now that boss baby's cut him loose, mel brooks -- hold on. [ laughter ] i just want to be very clear. mel brooks is a comedy great, he has nothing to do with any of this. [ laughter ] the guy who's spilling the beans is mo brooks. >> the president has asked me to rescind the election of 2020. >> you said that's illegal, you can't do that. what did he ask you, what did you tell him? >> well, he always brings up, we've got to rescind the election, we've got to take joe biden out and put me in now. >> he still says that? >> yes. >> jimmy: i don't know, that doesn't sound like my donald trump. [ laughter ] >> i'm going, mr. president, i'm giving him advice, i'm an attorney, i've read the law, i've read the constitution, i know it. mr. president, you can't do that. >> jimmy: he's saying, i knew he was irrational, yet i still had his name tattooed on every inch of my ass.

[ laughter ] in order to win the election. only the best people, right, guillermo? >> guillermo: right, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the best were on parade in washington. today marked the final day of the supreme court hearings for judge ketanji brown jackson. ted cruz, he outslimed himself this week. tuesday he singled out this children's book called "anti-racist baby" for promoting critical race theory, which it doesn't. he said the book teaches that babies are born racist, which it also doesn't. as a result of ted's tirade, that book is number one on amazon, the number one seller. [ cheers and applause ] the opposite of oprah's book club or something. not only is the book selling well, since cruz's little grandstand, amazon is also seeing a spike in sales of psoriasis medication, wart remover, nose hair trimmers, male spanx, slug repellent, and mullet combs. [ laughter and applause ]

so congratulations to ted. this is good. if you're wondering what ted cruz was really focused on during the hearings, somebody got a shot of him on his phone searching for his own name on twitter. [ laughter ] how embarrassing. can you imagine being ted cruz and still wanting to know what people were saying about you online? [ laughter ] ted wasn't the only senator who did some playacting this week. there were a number of noteworthy performances. here are the nominees for the "awful people's choice awards." [ cheers and applause ] outstanding skeptical chin rub, john kennedy. >> my ability to not speak to contentious political issues -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: outstanding supporting actress, ted cruz. >> if i decide right now that i'm a woman, and apparently i'm

a woman. >> jimmy: outstanding putting on and immediately removing glasses, john kennedy. >> but first -- um -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: outstanding sitting stone-faced while your colleague calls you a jackass, ted cruz. >> i think we should recognize that jackass-ery we often see around here is partly because of people mugging for short-term camera opportunities. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: outstanding indignant hand chop, lindsey graham. >> children being exploited and abused, put their ass in jail, not supervise their computer usage. >> jimmy: and the award for outstanding poker face while listening to idiots, judge ketanji brown jackson. [ cheers and applause ]

>> i think more rapists and sex criminals or fewer? >> can you provide a definition for the word "woman"? >> do you agree with this book that is being taught with kids that babies are racist? >> do you have anything to add? >> no, senator. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: once again, "spider-man" got snubbed. i have an update, a story about a dog given up for adoption because his owners believed he was gay. it was a male dog that got on top of another male dog, which as you know is forbidden in the bible. [ laughter ] so the owners gave him up. but the good news is he didn't stay orphaned for long. >> it's such a silly reason to turn in a dog. >> the dog dumped at the stanley county animal shelter now has a new family, ready to love him exactly as he is. >> we just thought it would make

sense for the gay dog to be adopted by a loving gay family. >> the old owners dumped him for being gay after he humped another male dog. to be clear, dog humping is not an indication of sexual orientation. >> all dogs do it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know if i agree with that. remember we had a lesbian dog when i was a kid. she would groom herself, it was amazing. [ laughter ] one more thing before we stumble forward. it's thursday night. that means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> we met in college more than three decades ago, and since then he's been the best husband, father, and [ bleep ] i could ever imagine. >> you've handled a large number of [ bleep ]s during your career. >> it's been a very long, very intense day of [ bleep ]ing, and it is not over yet. >> who are your fans? >> hard-working folks who love

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, welcome back. tonight, from the multi-oscar nominated movie "belfast," jude hill is with us. he's a kid, an 11-year-old kid from northern ireland. [ cheers and applause ] he got this part. he's the star of the movie, a great movie, and he's super cute in it. he's going to the academy awards. then later, a band from tulsa, oklahoma, this is their self-titled album, wilderado from the mercedes-benz stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we've got shows with donald glover, chris pine, dave duchovny, music from del amitri, machine gun kelly, and red hot chili peppers too so please join us for all of that. [ cheers and applause ]

our first guest is a grammy-winner artist who is one part ska, one part pop, a little country by marriage. she also has makeup. her new line "gxve" is at sephora now. please welcome gwen stefani! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you look fantastic. >> wow. >> jimmy: i like this outfit. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's great. >> i thought of you. >> jimmy: did you really think of me? >> yeah, i've been thinking about you all week. >> jimmy: well, that's nice of you. i've been thinking about you all week too. i'm always interested in all the thought you put into -- because i put almost no thought into my clothing. >> really? you look so good. >> jimmy: well, keep in mind, this is not really me. this is one hour a day. i put on a suit i'm handed. in fact, the tie is like, i don't know about this thing today. >> it's matching.

>> jimmy: look, we match, i love that, like we planned it. >> i know. >> jimmy: how's everything going? you got married since the last time i saw you. >> i know, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations. i love the idea that blake had to put a ring on -- he's like, i don't know, is there an open finger? >> i forgot to wear my ring. >> jimmy: your wedding ring? >> i was like, okay, i'm going to put it in the jewelry cleaner so jimmy can see how sparkly and amazing my ring is. then boop, hello, empty finger. [ laughter ] >> it's the only finger that doesn't have a ring on it. >> i'm so embarrassed, i'm sorry, blakey. i love my husband, i love being married to him. it's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: does blake ever forget to put his ring on? >> no. it's so funny. so i was getting ready in my glam room, which is just a bedroom in my house. i text him because the alarm was going off, the beep, like the fire alarm battery. and i was like, i need a man to come with a ladder and fix this,

it's too tall. and he comes in with a ladder. it was literally seconds. i was like, wow. then i saw the ring. and even my assistant was like, "oh, the ring looks good." i don't really normally notice it. i was like, "i know, it's so sexy." >> jimmy: was it the fact that he was doing household chores that turned you on? [ laughter ] >> it really was. anyone in this room would be like, yes, i see it. >> jimmy: we have the photograph, i hope you don't mind me showing this. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: from your wedding. this is a photo -- actually, you married blake and carson daly. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> you're so done. >> jimmy: carson was a ring bearer? carson was your officiant, correct? >> i know you and carson know each other for a long time. >> jimmy: i know carson since he was 12 years old. >> that's longer than me. i've known him since t.r.l., the t.r.l. days. [ cheers ] basically, we didn't know, like who's going to marry us? it was covid. we were just trying to figure out how we were going to do it.

we got engaged during covid. we knew we wanted to be intimate, small, like our families coming together, you know. i just had the idea of carson because he's the one person that we both know so well. and we've known through the years. and for me, he's very -- i mean, he was going to be a priest at one point, you know what i'm saying? he's catholic, and so we have that together. >> jimmy: i will say -- i know, because i know the story. i think every -- because i was an altar boy also. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: every kid who was an altar boy thought of maybe being a priest, pretty much. it's like, you know -- it's like, we never took any actual steps toward that. >> he did, he was going to go to that school that -- >> jimmy: he just couldn't get any girls interested is what it was. [ laughter ] >> but he is an amazing guy. i love him. >> jimmy: he is one of the great guys. >> a good dad, family guy. i love suri. >> jimmy: he goes to church and everything so you don't feel weird about having him up there? >> i just wanted it to be serious, i wanted someone that is in our spiritual, like, circle that was going to be

there. and so i -- i was nervous to ask him. it's a really big thing to ask someone to go, okay, will you marry us? fly to oklahoma. it's like, you have to prepare. we called him, and immediately he was just like, "let's go!" i mean, he was just, like, so into it. so it was a big relief. and took it super seriously. we spoke with his priest that he hangs out with in new york, and like -- it was just a whole process. it was beautiful, perfect, amazing. >> jimmy: did he encourage you to write your vows? is that true? >> he did, yeah. i mean, i know i write songs all the time. stuff like that. but i just felt like, i don't know how to do that. like for blake. it just felt so hard. i procrastinated till the last day. and even like two weeks before i had said to blake, i think maybe we should just do the "repeat after me." it's fine, let's just do that. he's like, i already did mine. [ laughter ] i'm like, there's no way that you sat down and wrote that already. >> jimmy: he was up on the ladder, writing his vows. [ laughter ] >> there's no way.

anyway, cut to the wedding. i finally got mine together. they turned out amazing. yes, i nailed it. i went first. everyone's crying, i'm crying, we're bawling. and blake looks at me, he goes, "well." carson goes, "try to top that one, right?" he goes, "you're always at me, i don't write enough music, so i wrote you a song." he pulls out a stool and guitar and starts singing a song, and i'm like, waah! i had to literally do my makeup before we did photos. >> jimmy: he cheated is what he did. [ laughter ] >> he did, he really did. >> jimmy: in a way, that probably paid for the wedding, that song, right? he put that song out. >> he did. he actually ended up putting it out. when you get married, it's really like making an announcement that we're married. so it's a public thing. >> jimmy: yeah. well, yeah. i mean, sure. everybody knows you guys are married now. people you don't want to know you're married know you're married. >> a lot of people don't know we're married.

people see pictures, i don't they're married. >> jimmy: maybe it's because you never wear your wedding room. >> that's probably why. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: so then did you have musician friends get on stage and play songs at the wedding? >> we didn't. we had blake shelton there, that was enough. >> jimmy: that was it? >> no one's going to top that moment. >> jimmy: did you have a deejay? >> we had a deejay. it was literally our parents and my kids and carson's family. >> did the deejay play any of your songs? did you instruct the deejay one way or the other beforehand? >> we always made playlists. he's introducing me to country . i'm like, okay, this is ska. even i have to explain it to you guys. it's kind of a different kind of genre that he doesn't really know about. this is reggae. so anyways, we did pick a lot of songs from our original playlists. it was fun. that part was fun. >> jimmy: i feel like -- >> i didn't hear any of them during the wedding, everything goes by, i didn't even -- can we do that again? >> jimmy: am i wrong to say you have adopted more of blake's

country-ness than he has your ska, orange county? [ laughter ] you're wearing boots, you're living out there. i don't see him in black checkered vans. [ laughter ] i don't see him with a little derby and a skinny black tie. >> that's true. i feel like -- yeah. >> jimmy: i would like to. >> that would be good, he'd look good like that. i don't actually think he actually would look good like that. i think for sure, for sure, and it's kind of that -- that kind of lifestyle that i didn't know i was missing. our whole thing here is the beach is our nature. that's what we saw growing up. wow, this is god's world right here. >> jimmy: the beach and the tar pits, yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] >> yes, exactly. so to be out there in oklahoma and just be purely in the middle of nowhere, it's been really a blessing. >> jimmy: you did a show at a rodeo recently? >> i did. >> jimmy: was that your first rodeo? >> that was my first rodeo. [ applause ] that was my first rodeo. >> jimmy: what was that like? >> it's funny, because when i

first met blake, we'd be texting, where are you? i'm playing a rodeo tonight. a rodeo? like, what? [ laughter ] you know what i mean? who plays a rodeo? i didn't even know they existed still. but i got invited to play the houston rodeo, which is actually an amazing event. >> jimmy: like the biggest rodeo, right? forever. and it's been happenin- they donate millions of dollars for kids to go to school. it's a really amazing event. and it was 2 1/2 years ago i was supposed to do it, so covid came, then it was delayed, delayed, delayed. blake is like, i'm going to do it, can you watch the kids? fly in fly out, get it done, hanging over my head, get it over with. he's like, are you excited? no. i get there, it's literally 70,000 people. it's like, the craziest crowd of mixed genres, ages. there's livestock at my sound check. [ laughter ] in the dirt. >> jimmy: really? >> dirt flying around. >> jimmy: animals?

>> there was like sheeps and horses and cowboys. real cowboys. boop! yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, the cowboys i expect. i would think they'd keep the animals away from the stage. >> they were practicing while i was rehearsing. >> jimmy: the rodeo was a positive experience for you? >> it was literally mind-blowing. and i had, like, out-of-body moments to look back at all the different -- i don't think a lot about those amazing moments. but when you're in it again, because i've been in vegas two years doing a 5,000-seater, kind of like a theater thing, so different. >> jimmy: yeah. >> to be on stage for 70,000. we couldn't even see to the top. it was just kind of magic. as soon as i did "hollaback girl," it went to a different kind of rodeo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah. gwen stefani is with us. we'll be right back with gwen. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by johnnie walker. listen to the new angel city

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. gwen stefani is with us. gwen has -- i'm surprised. i would think you would have had a makeup line, like, 15 years ago. >> i didn't even know it was possible. i was doing clothes and handbags and hair stuff. you know. >> jimmy: can i ask you a dumb question? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's lipstick made out of? >> oh my gosh. well, i -- that's not my job. [ laughter ] i will say one thing, though. i know that bad things can be put in makeup, and this is a clean line with things that won't harm you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad you said it. i'm working on a line of makeup. it's nothing but bad things. it's called "bad things." it's all the impurities. >> i didn't know they put bad things in there. >> jimmy: what's a bad thing? >> things that can make you get sick. i'm not going to say the word. >> jimmy: like little pieces of hitler's moustache? [ laughter ] that's what you should do, attack the other products. "yeah, this one, they poison piglets to make these." >> oh my gosh, please.

>> jimmy: it's a joke. [ laughter ] so i do have a great compliment to share with you. i think you will think it's a compliment. >> okay. >> jimmy: stephanie, a young woman who makes me look so handsome, spray paints my bald spot, she went across the street to sephora and bought your lipstick, which i think that's your lipstick, right? >> that's the long "i'm still here" lipstick. >> jimmy: named after your various songs. >> yes. >> jimmy: she said that it stayed on when she put her mask on. because she's got the mask on all day. it didn't smear off. which is -- >> that's great, right? >> jimmy: great, nowadays especially, right? >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i don't know why stephanie insists on putting lipstick on when she's wearing a mask, but that's a different issue. [ laughter ] >> it's kind of amazing, because the timing is insane. because now people are starting to not wear masks, and i have red lipstick. >> jimmy: voila. >> outline their smile. show what they got. >> jimmy: you worked at a makeup

counter when you were a kid? >> i worked in anaheim at plaza sportswear, one of my first jobs. i worked in plaza sportswear. the area which is, like, polyester, rainbow of colors of pull-on pants for older women. i actually really enjoyed that job. >> jimmy: i got to get some of those for myself. [ laughter ] >> i'm on my way there. i feel it was one of those most fulfilling jobs. these women would come in desperate, and even though the clothes were not very cute, i could put an outfit together and they would walk away feeling so excited. >> oh, that's nice. >> i really wanted to be one of the makeup girls, though. i want to be one of those girls that are intimidating with that coat on. >> jimmy: a coat like a doctor in the mall. >> i knew i could do that. i just literally asked to transfer. they didn't even question it.r,t display. i didn't get trained, i didn't meet a representative. >> jimmy: really? >> nothing. our mall is sort of like a dollar mall or something. people would just come in, say can i have a sample? i'm going out tonight, can you

do my makeup? i'd be like, okay. no one bought makeup from me. [ laughter ] but i got to do a lot of -- i worked with the people on clinique island, so they were the ones that got all the customers. >> jimmy: oh, clinique island, wow. >> yeah, i wasn't a really expensive line that nobody bought. >> jimmy: you would do their makeup and get nothing from it? >> no, i would get so fulfilled. they would as well. you know, that's why i called this makeup line "gxve." if i'm speaking your language, you know what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] you get this feeling -- makeup can make you feel so good. >> jimmy: would you apply lipstick as if i'm one of those women in the mall coming in for stretchy wants? >> you really want me to? >> jimmy: yeah, why not? it's my new thing, i'm dressing up. >> it's named "i'm still here" for a reason, so this is not going to come off for a while. >> jimmy: what's a while? >> like a while. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: like during the weekend? >> you might need to do some scrubbing.

>> jimmy: okay, all right. what the heck, all right. that's good, though. [ cheers and applause ] >> okay, wait. you've got to have all of the experience. >> jimmy: what do i do? >> smell. >> jimmy: oh, it does smell good. >> it smells yummy. >> jimmy: is it supposed to smell good? i would eat it, i would taste it. [ laughter ] >> here we go, are you ready? >> jimmy: yes. >> how do you do it with the fur? >> jimmy: i don't usually put lipstick on. >> okay, i feel like i need to spread them. beautiful, beautiful lips. >> jimmy: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is so hard with the moustache. >> jimmy: yeah. maybe you could do a line for men with moustaches. >> super hard when you talk, too. >> jimmy: sorry. >> i mean, you're used to -- >> jimmy: i'll be quiet. >> i have to get up, i feel like this is serious. >> jimmy: i feel like we're at the mall at anaheim. [ laughter ] >> oh my god, i'm shaking, you're making me so nervous. >> jimmy: i realize, i should tell you, i have covid. [ laughter and applause ] >> that's okay, i already had it.

[ laughter ] you are adorable and cute and italian and my homie forever. all right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did it work? >> yeah, it worked. >> jimmy: do i do this thing where i go -- >> you can, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! >> looks good. >> jimmy: maybe i'll start something. >> i'm going to say, your coloring, you looked really good tonight, but that really did it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i look like a vampire who just feasted on a victim. [ laughter ] >> it's comfortable, right? >> jimmy: it feels perfect, yeah. i finally found my true self, i think. [ laughter ] gwen stefani, everybody. "gxve" is the makeup, online and at sephora in stores too. we'll be back with jude hill!

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how are you? >> i'm good, how are you? >> jimmy: i like that jacket you have there, jude. what do you have, little dachshunds all over your jacket? >> little dachshunds, cute little dogs. >> jimmy: where do you get something like that? >> at tom bride. actually, i did a photo shoot for them and they were very nice to send this jacket. >> jimmy: all dressed up. have you worn suits before? >> i don't think so, before "belfast." i mean, i have a suit every weekend for all these award shows. >> jimmy: are you at all disturbed by the fact that i'm wearing red lipstick? [ laughter ] >> well, i have to say, it looks great on you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. and i have to say, you were so good in the movie, did such a great job. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, it really was a pleasure to watch you. how did you get the job? how do you get a job like that? >> well, first of all, i sent through an audition tape. i did a bunch of zoom call-backs

after that, because this was covid era. >> jimmy: right. >> but it was just a normal thursday morning, nothing special at all was happening. and i walked downstairs and my mom shows me a little email. and the first line reads, "your son, jude hill, has got the role." [ cheers and applause ] and i go, yes! whoo! >> jimmy: and then do you have to keep it a secret? or can you tell people right away? >> oh, i had to keep it a secret. and it was so hard. because people were like, oh, yeah, how was your week? i'm like, yeah, just normal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you keep it a secret, or did you tell anybody? >> phh -- i'm going to have to say -- the only person i told was my best friend, roland. he was the only one who knew. he knew who everyone was. immediately he was like, no way!

sir kenneth branagh? judi dench? >> jimmy: the kids love judi dench, huh? [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: had you worked with dame judi dench before or was this your first project together? >> this is my first project at all. [ laughter ] working with her was such a treat. i mean, just randomly on set she'd spit out a joke or spit out a riddle. >> jimmy: a riddle? >> yeah, a riddle. do you want me to ask you -- i think i remember one. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, go ahead. >> you feel no emotion towards me, but when you stab me with a knife, you cry. what am i? >> jimmy: an onion is the answer, right? >> that's correct. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i do feel some emotion for onions, i have to tell you. it threw me off a little bit. >> they're good. >> jimmy: now you're going to the oscars, which is i assume exciting. have you watched the oscars before? >> i've watch them every year.

me and my family, we sit down and watch it on tv. >> jimmy: do you know who the last host of the oscars was? >> trying to think. [ laughter ] terrible with names, jimmy, i have to say. >> jimmy: yeah well, you just got it. it was me. i was the last host of the oscars. [ laughter ] [ applause ] then they moved on, jude. you know. it happens. who are you going with to the oscars? you're taking your mom to the oscars? >> i'm taking my mom to the oscars, yeah. i mean, she's been here for the entire ride. and she's going to be here to end it. >> jimmy: yes, she has been there. she's been there longer than you've been there for the entire ride. [ laughter ] your mom is the ride in some ways. [ laughter ] so is there anybody that is at the oscars that you're excited about maybe getting a chance to meet? >> well, i've met so many famous people along the way.

lin-manuel miranda. andrew garfield. will smith. and i'm really, really hoping to meet vanessa hudgens. just to meet everyone again. >> jimmy: wow. have you met wesley snipes? he's going to be there. >> oh, really? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. [ applause ] hey, let me ask you a couple of questions. what grade are you in right now? >> i'm in p-7. that's primary 7 at home. but i think that's the equivalent of sixth grade here. >> jimmy: sixth grade. did they give you homework for your trip? like when you left did they say, you have to do this math or whatever when you come to america? >> sadly, yes. they handed he a little homework pack. it was just all the work that my classmates would be doing throughout the week. and yeah, i get that. >> jimmy: oh, boy. that would be -- it will be funny if you were working on that during the oscars, you know? [ laughter ] >> at the table. >> jimmy: you do homework still? can't you just say, hey, i'm a movie star, send it to my agent, he'll do it for me?

[ laughter ] >> i don't think i can yet. >> jimmy: do they have, like, a kids' meal at these awards shows? how does it work when you're a kid? there are no other kids there really, right? >> well, no, none at all. there's really no other kids there. so i know i'm going to eat something beforehand just because i don't like the food there, because they don't serve any chicken nuggets or anything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right, yeah. right, of course, yeah. [ applause ] can i give you one more tip? i've been to the oscars, you know, a couple of times. if woody harrelson gives you any gummy worms, don't eat them. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: okay, all right. well, jude, congratulations. you did such a great job. did the kids at school call you "jude the dude" now? >> uh -- yes. [ laughter ] for like one day. then they're just like, oh, yeah, jude -- who?

>> jimmy: yeah, yeah, it's well deserved, jude. jude's in "belfast." if you haven't seen it, go see it. it's in theaters now. jude hill, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jude. be back with wilderado. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" series is presented by mercedes-benz. the best or nothing. when it comes to cybersecurity, the biggest threats don't always strike the biggest targets. so help safeguard your small business with comcast business securityedge™.

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tonight, the uncertain journey out of ukraine. as russia's assault continues. >> yeah, we're safe, thank god we're safe are but what about everybody else? >> we're on the ground as the refugee crisis explodes and millions of lives are upended by war. their desperate struggle to survive and start over receiving help from an unlikely source. >> all the kids here, say hi! >> reporter: their fellow refugees. >> you guys are picking up the pieces of your own life. why help others right now? >> it was needed for us too. plus singer z, a trans woman, rose to fame performing on tv, competing on ukraine's version of "the voice." ♪ mamma mia does it