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would talk about it less. than we do this slap. [ laughter and applause ] it even came up at the white house press briefing today. >> i want to talk about will smith and chris rock, it is the biggest story right now. you saw the level of violence that was unleashed on chris rock. is that something that the white house condones, that type of violence, do you condemn it? and do you do anything to support comedians who have been attacked or other artists? thank you. >> so i don't have any official comment from the white house on the altercation, i know the president was not able to watch the oscars. >> jimmy: well what the hell is he doing all day, then? [ laughter ] he's not going to deploy the national guard to comedy clubs? who will protect ha-has and yuk-yuks? [ laughter ] of course joe biden didn't watch the oscars. they start at 8:00. his teeth are in a glass next to the bed by 6:00. [ laughter and applause ] the other wacky line of questioning is from those who think it was fake. that it was set up, some people don't believe it even happened. >> what aren't you buying?

>> i really don't believe it happened. i think it was more of a staged act. chris is getting ready to go on tour with kevin hart. i just don't see this happening. >> jimmy: well, the rest of us saw it happening. [ laughter ] what would lead someone to this conclusion? will smith destroyed his reputation on the night he won an oscar, so chris rock and kevin hart can sell concert tickets? [ laughter ] chris rock and kevin hart don't need help selling concert tickets. kevin hart alone sells out the grand canyon. [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. but lawrence isn't the only weirdo who thinks he's smarter than everyone else. one of the theories is that rock was wearing a pad on his cheek to absorb the blow. if you look closely at this clearly doctored photo -- you think we wouldn't hive noticed he had an air bag on his face through the oscars? [ laughter ] one of the pieces of "evidence" the conspiracy theorists are passing around is a video of will smith teaching a kid -- he was doing some kind of event -- he brought a kid up onto the

stage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." >> jimmy: oh my god. they've been planning this since chris rock was a child! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i think i know why this is happening. people don't think the slap was real because starting in the '60s, most fight scenes on network television looked like this. >> you're out of circulation -- >> jimmy: and keep batgirl's name out of your effing mouth! [ laughter ] will smith has apologized to everyone involved. chris rock has not yet spoken publicly yet. he has a concert in boston tomorrow. i'm sure he'll mention it there. and the most unfortunate part of all of this, is that a lot of history was made on sunday. and the slap overshadowed some

major moments, like this announcement from actress and former kanye girlfriend, julia fox. >> anything you want to do that's your dream project? >> oh my god, my book, of course. yeah. i don't want to give too much away because i'm very superstitch -- superstitious so i don't like to speak of things before they're finished. but it's so far a masterpiece. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: probably, yeah. that's code for "i haven't started working on it yet." [ laughter ] donald trump, surprisingly, has not weighed in on the oscars. he's focused on golf right now. yesterday they released a video that purports to show donald trump just as he realized he made a hole-in-one. >> the president made a hole in one. >> that's great. >> there it is. >> that's great, thank you. >> can i get a picture with you?

>> jimmy: yeah, wow. somebody down there likes him, i guess. [ laughter ] now we didn't see the shot, of course, so there's about a 98% chance one of his assistants dropped it in there. [ laughter ] and you won't see anyone questioning that on fox news. [ applause ] if trump's caddie, sean spicer, says it happened, it happened, dammit. [ laughter ] trump, of course, put out a statement about this, he said, many people are asking. many people. there's a war. there's a pandemic. will smith slapped little penny in the face. no one was asking about this. [ laughter ] but go on. "it is 100% true, i made a hole-in-one." this is great because he lies so much, that on the rare occasion he isn't lying, he's got to oversell it in a very sweaty way, he's the boy who cried golf, ironically. [ laughter ] "it took place at trump international golf club in west palm beach on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. i hit a 5-iron, which sailed magnificently into a rather strong wind, with approximately 5 feet of cut, whereupon it

bounced twice and then went clank, into the hole." does anyone he believes he wrote the word "whereupon"? [ laughter ] that's less believable than the hole-in-one. but that's the latest from the legend of bragger vance. [ laughter ] he finally went full north korean dictator. on us, but i'm okay with it, even if it isn't true. these are the kinds of trump lies we can handle. the lies in the house select committee right now, however -- so you know how trump had to turn over his white house call logs on january 6th to congress? well, there is reportedly a seven-hour gap in his phone records from that day. so now the big question is, which white house toilet did he flush them down? [ laughter ] the select committee is said to be looking into whether trump used a burner phone during the insurrection. so trump released a statement saying, "i have no idea what a burner phone is, to the best of my knowledge i have never even heard the term." which is interesting because his former national security advisor, john bolton, just revealed that he and trump have spoken about how people use burner phones to avoid having

their calls scrutinized. whenever trump doesn't know about something, he claims to know everything about it. "i know more about windmills than anybody." but when it comes to things he might get in trouble for, he all of a sudden is, "hey, burner phones? never heard of them." "hookers? what are those?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] meanwhile, trump's imaginary son-in-law, jared kushner, is expected to appear before the house select committee this week. he bought a suit at gap kids. [ laughter ] he's ready to plead the fifth about the 6th. people may not remember, but at various points, jared was in charge of peace in the middle east, the border wall, the opioid crisis, criminal justice reform, and the pandemic response team. which, i think that's everything, right? [ laughter ] trump was like, "here's the keys to the oval office. there's juice boxes for don jr. and eric. if you need me, i'll be on the can." [ laughter ] trump headlined a rally in georgia this weekend that was not well attended. it was the smallest crowd he's drawn since the inauguration.

his people claim about 30,000 supporters showed up. reporters who were there say it was about 5,000. it's kind of sad, really. this guy used to be the center of the universe. now he's pulling the same crowds as reo speedwagon at the county fair. [ laughter ] but trump was there to support a former football star and current senate canned did it, herschel walker, who showed right off the bat why he played running back instead of quarterback. >> jimmy: well. if that isn't god telling you not to throw your hat in the ring, i don't know what is. and then herschel got the crowd fired up with the hot button topic of the month, critical race theory. >> i'm sick and tired of them wanting to teach ctr in school, critical race theory, can you tell me what that mean?

>> jimmy: no, can you tell us us what that means? [ laughter ] seems like you can't even spell it. and no red hat rally would be complete without an appearance and some light-hearted homophobia from klan mom herself, marjorie taylor greene. >> you know what, pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and bicycles and he and his husband can stay out of our girls' bathrooms. >> jimmy: was that a mad lib? [ laughter ] a gobbledygook of maga nutjob buzzwords. "tell george soros and them dixie chicks if dr. fauci wants to marry mr. potato head, he can move back to communist china!" [ cheers and applause ] thank you. it's one of the new characters i'm testing out. [ laughter ] in florida yesterday, that controversial "parental rights in education" bill, also known as the "don't say gay" bill, was signed into law. doesn't florida have other things to worry about?

like drunk-driving their atvs into the swamp? i mean -- i kinda love that it's called "don't say gay." because you have to say "gay" to say it. [ laughter ] but the bill itself is ridiculous. it bans kindergarten through third grade educators from addressing topics of sexual orientation or gender identity that way they can focus on the important things like teaching the kids how to play the recorder. [ laughter ] under the new law, a teacher can't explain to a second grader that their governor is a dickhead. that kind of language is not allowed anymore. it's up to parents to explain their governor is a dickhead. >> we actually have different things and this is not something i thought was going to be around, this is something that's in florida and other schools for very young kids, the gender-bred man, this is trying to sow doubt about kid's gender identity to say they can be whatever they want to be, this is inappropriate. >> jimmy: and then he ate it. in front of everybody. [ laughter ]

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you look food, you smell good. >> do y'all stand for everybody, that was great. >> jimmy: on rare occasions they jump right to their feet. it's good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: don't slap me, but you're bald. [ laughter ] >> i am bald, i decided to just take it all off. >> jimmy: did you do it yourself? >> i did. >> jimmy: was it risky? >> super risky. i don't like my occipital lobe. >> jimmy: oh. let me have a look at it. looks pretty good. it's risky because it's like buying a carton of eggs, you want to lift it up make sure everybody is nice and round. >> but it takes years for the carton to come back. [ laughter ] that's the difference. >> jimmy: so now you -- it numbemust be easier to be bald. does your family like it? is it popular in the house? >> my middle child says daddy looks weird. [ laughter ] which i do, to him. he hasn't known -- he only has four years' life experience. for him it's like, daddy's been

this way for a long time, you know. [ laughter ] yeah, but everybody seems to be okay with it. >> jimmy: everybody's okay with it. looks pretty good. >> pretty good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you watch the oscars? >> i was the vanity fair oscar party. >> jimmy: oh, you went to that party. were people paying it answer when it happened, or talking as they usually are? >> everybody was just kind of chatting. it felt like you were in someone's living room and it just kind of happened. you know, i don't -- to me -- you know, i don't even want to get into it, because i'm like, it's like whatever. people are already tired of it. like, people are like, hey, i got to read another article. it's been eight articles already. and like, also, i've had a lot of stuff happen to me while i was telling jokes on stage. >> jimmy: you have? >> yeah. >> jimmy: really. have you been attacked? >> well one time, this was the closest, it was an emotional attack.

i was telling -- i was dating someone and brought them to an improv show. and they came and we didn't know each other that well. maybe i dated her for like two weeks, it was maybe a third date, maybe second. and we're doing it and she's drunk and she's like what's going on, who are these people? super loud. people are like, who is she? i'm like, i don't know. [ laughter ] and then eventually, like, my friends who were on stage with me performing go, "hey, lady, you got to stop, you got to get out of here." she looks to me like, can you believe? and i was like, i do not know this woman. [ applause ] i don't know her. and we never went on another date. >> jimmy: that was the end of that. it's one of the perils of bringing a gal pal to the show. >> yeah, that was it. >> jimmy: in a way you're like will smith and chris rock combined.

hip-hop star, movie star, television star, comedian, all of these things. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thanks. yeah, yeah. i can't choose sides. >> jimmy: it would be like you attacking yourself, really. >> i love both those guys. >> jimmy: friday you performed at a preparty for the oscars. was that scheduled or just something that happened? >> that was just something that happened. tiffany haddish came in and galvanized everybody. >> jimmy: she does that. >> yeah, i had no clue. she did, like, tina turner and i was emceeing in awe. i heard later on she does that. >> jimmy: she does do that, yeah. >> i had no clue. >> jimmy: she's a good singer too, right? >> she's really good. i'm like, i'm getting something special. later on they're like, she does that for everybody. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the "new york post" i think said you guys had a rap battle. is that an accurate description of what happened? >> no. >> jimmy: no, that did not happen? [ laughter ] >> no, they saw two black people and they're like, oh, y'all must be rapping. [ applause ]

>> jimmy: when you go to a party, do people want to get you up on stage? >> always. >> jimmy: do you want to be on stage? >> no. [ laughter ] i like performing but who wants to be at a party you're having a good time and it's like go do that nervous, like, thing that brings out -- like, you have to prepare most of the time. but when it's with friends it's fine. with tiffany it's really, really easy. >> jimmy: did you guys do a duet or something like that? >> i was just emceeing, she's doing "rolling." ♪ big wheels keep on ♪ i'm like, "what'd they do? proud mary does what?" i did a lot of that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that reminds me of a story that i saw you on "the shop" with lebron james and quentin brunson was on the show. apparently you guys worked together a long time ago. >> she was a p.a. on one of my videos. >> jimmy: which is crazy. >> very crazy. >> jimmy: later you had an animated conversation with her

about who is more influential in music? >> yeah, it got very heated.les- i'm sorry. [ laughter ] i don't know. it was weird, i don't think anybody really cared. like barbershop talk, you're talking about something. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i have to be honest, i didn't listen -- i got really into the beatles, i'm being serious, like a year ago. [ laughter ] i was like, these guys got hits! these guys are really good! [ laughter ] i was listening to, you know, "let it be." oh, this is -- and they didn't even like making that album. >> jimmy: did you watch the documentary? >> yeah. all 20,000 hours. [ laughter ] i loved it, it was really good. >> jimmy: after watching that, where do you stand? who's more influential, beatles or know taurus bigg? there's only one answer. >> this is a lot of pressure. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, i'm going to go with -- we'll be right back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, we will be right back.

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no, this ain't the house, man. this ain't no billionaire house. >> hell, yeah. >> i'm going to check it out. >> yeah, you do that. >> what? >> uh -- we're here for will, for the -- for the party? >> for the do, is it? don't just stand there like a spare prick at a wedding. >> i don't know what you're saying. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is donald glover and friends on "atlanta" which is on fx and the next day on hulu. the show is called "atlanta" but you shot the season in europe. >> yeah. >> jimmy: seems like you can do anything you want. >> yeah, that was by design. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: when you pitched the show to fx you said, here's the

deal, i want to do anything i want? >> no, i had to lie for very long -- [ laughter ] no, i always wanted to tell short stories, make short films. and i guess this was the easiest way to do it. harder to do but pulled it off. it's been fun. >> jimmy: it's really a great show. i have to tell you, the first episode of the season, i have to hand it to fx for letting this happen because you're barely in the first episode, you're at the end. it's this story based on a true story which i remember this harrowing story about this kid. it's not you and you wake up at the end and we think maybe it's your dream. >> they definitely were like, you sure you don't want to put darius in there? because it is dangerous to do it but i always wanted it to be like a movie, i want everything i do to be an event. so i was like, if people are going to wait a long time for this to come back it should be an event so people

should watch it, if they watch it on a big screen it should be harrowing and cinematic. >> jimmy: and the rhythm of the show is addictive, very low-key. i was telling you before the show i have to turn the volume up way loud because he don't hear very well but also you're speaking like people actually speak. >> yeah, we keep it really low-key. we humble a lot. i'm a minimum wherumbler. hi, mom. [ laughter ] she's always like, "you mumble." i mumble a lot but i feel that's the way a lot of people talk. >> jimmy: it is. >> but if you keep everything at a 2, when you do a 10 it feels like 100. so just keep it low-key. >> jimmy: i love that. are you work on a childish gambino album right now? [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. no. no. [ laughter ] no, i'm making a lot of music. i really love doing it. i've made a bunch of it. it's just really about how to

experience it, at this point. >> jimmy: do you schedule -- do you block out time where you go, okay, i'm going to work on some music right now, or i'm going to be busy writing this, or shooting this? or does it just flow? >> it used to just flow, but now i have kids. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing flows anymore? >> nothing flows anymore. >> jimmy: the only thing that flows is snot. [ laughter ] >> yeah, just sorrow. nothing is as easy as it used to be. so i do block off, you know, time. because i'm like i want to be here for them at this time, make sure to see his game. that takes a lot of scheduling. but i have this kind of farm, i call it, even art farm. when i go there, i get to be as a.d.d. as i want. oh, i'm making this, i'm painting, i'm just -- >> jimmy: daddy's at the farm, kids. >> daddy's at the farm, leave him alone. >> jimmy: you mentioned painting. i feel artists don't get enough credit. this is fantastic.

[ cheers and applause ] i see it on the billboards. aleem smith, this guy goes by yesterday nite on instagram. >> i saw it on instagram and i thought, these are so cool, so beautiful. >> jimmy: you found them? >> i seen them before but the promo department hid them and i love his work and these are around town and feels like art, it's cool. >> jimmy: it's great. and you're working on another landau project for disney plus right now. >> am i? [ cheers and applause ] in all my business. >> jimmy: i just like to see what's going on. [ laughter ] it's called fishing, ever heard of it? is that true?ing another alien,- no, yeah, i have a lot of things. i like to blossom and then go away. >> jimmy: i like to blossom too, i love it. [ laughter ] >> i know. >> jimmy: give people allergies, then disappear. >> then disappear. [ laughter ] right now's the start of another

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>> jimmy: our next guest is a multi-platinum recording artist who "billboard" magazine called "the new prince of pop-punk." his new album "mainstream sellout" is available now. please welcome machine gun kelly. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: good to have you here, you played the show quite a few times. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is the first time you've been on the couch as they say, welcome. >> thank you. my phone's in my pants and my jeans are tight. i feel my butt's super-square if you saw it. [ laughter ] that's not my butt, it's just my phone. >> jimmy: you don't have a rectangle butt? >> no. as much as i love spongebob squarepants. >> jimmy: we're learning about you already.

i mentioned you're on -- 2012 is the first time. >> oh, look at the outfit. >> jimmy: your first performance on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> i remember this day. they're like, do you want a stylist? and i was like, i got this. [ laughter ] and -- yeah. >> jimmy: i think you look fine. is this not cool this outfit anymore, or what? >> it's -- it's -- no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. okay. >> but you know what's cool about that day was they -- a friend of mine was friends with the father of a upcoming disney star that wanted to come watch the show and we met backstage, she moved on to be biggest star of the generation, zendaya, she was here watching. >> jimmy: oh, really, wow, how about that. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. i'm very proud of you and everything you accomplished. i'm super happy for you, that's awesome. >> jimmy: that was the last time you saw zendaya? >> yeah, yeah. now we're neighbors, i think, oddly. i don't know if you know that. >> jimmy: you know she's not here right now? [ laughter ]

she did not come tonight. >> i keep looking at the red light. >> jimmy: no, that's not her. that's another lady. >> ah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you and your lovely fiancée megan fox -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: announced -- a very 2022 thing, you announced your engagement separately on instagram, individual posts. >> i think we didn't want other people to announce it, and so many people were involved. i used an employee's phone to get an angle, still to this day it's a 20-minute video of me just waiting underneath the tree. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: megan was here with arsenio over the summer, he was filling in for me, she mentioned a trip to costa rica which two of you did eayuasca. was that the first time trying it? >> yes. >> jimmy: and she described it as a trip to hell and back, her

own personal hell, did you have that same experience? >> oh, mine was -- i remember walking up, it was a circle of about 20 people, you're in the forest, the jungle, dieting, not eating past 5:00 p.m. i was the last person to take it. i remember watching everybody take it. one cup, one cup, 1 cup. they get to me and the shaman says something to the translator and the translator goes -- "she says you have a big shadow of darkness behind you, you need more." [ laughter ] and everyone in the circle was just looking when they gave me more of the cups because they all just did one and i was like -- [ laughter ] did like four. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's some shadow. did the shadow go away? >> on the third night i remember the shaman had a bottle of tobacco water and did this thing where he went whoop!

i saw gray, it looked like sand coming from my body, and i watched it go whoop! and he went -- and i was like, what was that? was that me? [ laughter ] then i came out and have been like this ever since. [ cheers and applause ] no, i'm just kidding. >> jimmy: so you say it was a positive experience? or can it even be quantified in that way? >> all jokes aside, it was one of the most important things that happened to me in my life. but i remember even going into the third night, megan was like, "i can't do this, i can't go back." they're supposed to put an arcane that over you, essentially a shield, energy shield, over the whole experience. her second night -- her first night she was like, rainbows, unicorns, it was great. second night she was like, i don't ever want to see that again. we were exorcising some things out of us that we needed to get rid of.

yeah. i mean, look -- the plant was a medicine that really went inside. you could feel it working inside your body. even after you left it stayed there. it was interesting. >> jimmy: yeah, boy, i would just never do that. [ laughter ] the guy would look at me like, "you go home." [ laughter ] pete davidson is on your album? >> yeah. >> jimmy: like an in-between track on your album? this is an album, a real album with a lot of songs on it. now aways people are putting five songs, calling it an album. but you really filled the whole thing. you and pete were friends for a long time, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you lived at his house for awhile, right? or his mom's house? >> a mixture of houses that he was at. there was a period where both of us kept looking at each other like, "is it over for us?" [ laughter ] but that night, it's funny, it's a voice recording on my phone. we went to in-n-out with my

daughter, that's her uncle, we went out. he's like, where do you want to eat? she said, a restaurant. he's like, no, we're going to in-and-out. we were on the benches outside eating. we saw a couple in the car right there, the girl was freaking out, oh my god, that's pete davidson and mgk! the boyfriend was so pissed. like, you could just see him mouthing i'd beat them up if you weren't here. [ laughter ] man, i don't even, they're so corny. like -- so we get in the car we're driving by this building sunset. there's this wall of all these famous people. jay-z, kendrick lamar and anybody you could think of. i'm oddly on there smoking the fattest blunt. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we have a video of this wall on sunset boulevard. there you are. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: dj khaled. jay-z. >> it's been up there for two

years. i don't think they know what's in my mouth. >> jimmy: pete's not on the wall. >> he should be. >> jimmy: yeah, you know who is on the wall, guillermo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: wow -- wow, i don't know how that happened, jimmy. >> jimmy: you got lil' wayne on the album. is that a big deal for you? >> that's the biggest deal. as an artist, especially from the generation i'm from, that's who we grew up like, whoa. >> jimmy: how do you call lil wayne and ask him? do you do it yourself? >> i cheated. travis barker called him and i popped into the facetime like, dude, we're here. you want to come? he was super down. this was 8:00. he pulls up around 1:00 a.m. [ laughter ] the sprinter is there. there's all these security cameras, like that's lil wayne's sprinter, that's crazy. we wait an hour. the doors open. he walks out, he comes in, says what's up to everybody. i play the song, he's like, this is what we're doing?

i'm like, yep. then he's like, you guys got time? all the time you need. he goes in this courtyard, walks around comes back in like 6:00 in the morning. >> jimmy: really? >> he's like, i didn't make you wait too long, did i? we're like, no, man, no, what, no. he goes in the booth, does it in like one take. we freak out. i get in the car, wake megan up, oh my god, lil wayne just got on the album. the album has to be turned in. we have a song called "a." lil wayne should be on this one too. we call. yeah, he's going to skate until 7:00 a.m. we're like, the album needs to be turned in 9:30 a.m. they're like, yeah, he got it. set my alarm, 8:30. dude, lil wayne didn't cut a song. dude, the verse was there. he did a song at 8:00 in the morning. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you can count on lil

wayne. he's like bruise wayne. >> he's like bruce wayne, he really is. >> jimmy: well, we're going to hear what song when we come back? >> it's called "makeup sex." >> jimmy: "makeup sex," the album is called "main stream sellout" right back with music from machine gun kelly! >> lou: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by the s-class from mercedes-benz. care coalition, it's so good to see you all! alright! let's brainstorm. any ideas for new members? i'd like to nominate alaska airlines. this neck pillow i'm dating says great things! a caring airline?! wait, those exist?! it says here they were the first airline to switch from plastic bottles to boxed water. they also hire a lot of people from caring professions. i'm seeing former teachers and nurses. it's settled! alaska airlines is officially in the running!

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>> lou: "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes-benz, the best or nothing. >> jimmy: i want to thank donald glover and jason alexander. george takei. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. toorrow night, chris pine and ke huy quan, with music from wallows. "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "mainstream sellout." with the song "makeup sex" and help from black bear, machine gun kelly! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ okay ♪ ♪ screaming when we screaming when we fight yeah ♪ ♪ even when i'm drunk you're my only type yeah please don't ♪ ♪ break my heart i know that you might yeah ♪ ♪ tell me tell me now are you 'bout that life yeah ♪ ♪ bonnie and clyde ready to die two gravesites ♪ ♪ later tonight you told me to stop waiting ♪ ♪ i can feel your back breaking

face down ♪ ♪ waterworks swam in your pool backstroke ♪ ♪ we both naked i can see that ass shaking yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up i love chaos ♪ ♪ i love toxic i love wreckage y'all are falling ♪ ♪ picture taking pics you're cropping it's hard lately ♪ ♪ i'm exhausted you hate my guts then you love me ♪ ♪ you made me feel so disgusting can't stop ♪ ♪ a runner from running so go go go you're my only drug ♪ ♪ you're my only vice yeah fighting then we ♪ ♪ you're my only type yeah mixing bad decisions up with one night stands ♪ ♪ and hennessey all i got's this broken heart ♪ ♪ but you can have the rest of me yeah ♪

♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up yeah ♪ ♪ break up just to make up you're gone when i wake up when you come back ♪ ♪ i'll be waiting i'm missing you there's something ♪ ♪ i'm missing you is it someone now ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ this is "nightline." >> tonight -- >> oh, wow! >> oscar ban. >> wow! >> will smith is punished for slapping comedian chris rock during the academy awards. plus, can words kill? a troubled massachusetts teen dies by suicide. his girlfriend accused of pushing him to it. >> in the last week of conrad's life, michelle texted him asking him when he was going to kill himself more than 40 times. >> new details about the crime that captivated the nation. but were the words a deadly weapon? >> this is not a homicide. and supreme celebration. >> we've made it.