tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 18, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT
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appreciate your time. have a good night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, kaley cuoco, giancarlo esposito, and music from orville peck, with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for everything really. you've already done too much. that's very nice. i haope you had a great holiday
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weekend. we had a family gathering for at my cousin's house for easter. there was a hunt. we captured and killed around two dozen hard boiled eggs. you know, it's funny, i can never get my kids to pick up their toys. we do the song, clean up, clean up, everybody do their share. but hand them a basket and they will kill each other to fill it with eggs. remarkable. my daughter, jane, she's 7 now. she said -- she told my wife, "i know the easter bunny is a man in a costume, but my question is, is there just one who does everything, or are there like 12 for the state?" some kind of regional manager bunnies. my cousin sal's son, archie, had to wear the family bunny costume this year. we have a pretty good one. but a lot of bunny costumes aren't very good. some of them are scary. like this bunny, which is 80% chucky. some of them are scary and shoddy at the same time. look at this meth head here.
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then we have a combination of scary and goofy. like this rabbit. that looks like the still photo in a netflix documentary about a child disappearance. this guy is creepy too. how are these kids not crying? i think i would be in tears. if my parents forced me into this monster's embrace. and finally, this frightening victim of radiation exposure at the nuclear facility where they make peeps. you guys have a bunny this year, guillermo? >> guillermo: yeah, jimmy, it was great. fantastic. >> jimmy: came to the house? >> guillermo: my neighbor. >> jimmy: your neighbor came over? >> guillermo: yeah, he brought the kids and the whole family over. >> jimmy: does your son benji still believe? >> guillermo: a little bit. >> jimmy: how old is he now? >> guillermo: he is 10. he went like this. he thought it was me, but it was the neighbor. >> jimmy: weren't you there? >> guillermo: no, i was helping my neighbor. >> jimmy: oh, i see. >> guillermo: i thought it was me. >> jimmy: he felt the neighbor's body? >> guillermo: yeah. he goes dad, dad. and i came out, see?
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oh, it's real, it's real. >> jimmy: what did you guys have to eat for easter? >> guillermo: oh, he had barbecue, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, barbecue. your traditional easter barbecue. there are easter wishes from many world leaders yesterday including president biden, who tweeted, "as we reflect today on christ's resurrection, we are reminded that with faith, hope, ad love, even death can be defeated." uh-oh, what do you think he's planning? some kind of ted williams frozen head kind of thing? we also heard from donald trump, who is still banned from twitter, but made up for it by putting out not one, but three easter messages. he yo wrote, "happy easter to all. may there be great peace and prosperity throughout the world!" which was nice. he put out another one. "happy easter to all, including the radical left maniacs who are doing everything possible to destroy our country. may they not succeed, but let them, nevertheless, be happy, healthy, wealthy, and well!" okay. and then, because that wasn't specific enough, he wrote, "happy easter to failed
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gubernatorial candidate and racist attorney general letitia james. may she remain healthy despite the fact that she will continue to drive business out of new york while at the same time keeping crime, death, and destruction in new york!" reading these messages one after the other is a perfect metaphor for the trump presidency. it starts with "maybe he won't be as bad as i thought." to "no, he's pretty bad." and "wow, this is a lunatic we wound up with." you know, usually when trump -- donald trump, this is rare because typically when he lashes out at a racist attorney general, it's one that he hired that later turned on him. and, of course, the oranges don't fall far from the tree. don jr. weighed in with this easter message of love. "come and take it." like, what does this have to do with anything? is someone threatening to take the easter bunny's machine guns away? don jr. is into some weird porn. i mean, come on. though it is nice to see him and eric and jared hanging out. this was good too.
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the governor of iowa, a woman named kim reynolds, tweeted and then deleted this message wishing jewish iowans, of which there aren't many, a happy passover. the reason she deleted the tweet is because none of these images have anything to do with passover. you've got a menorah, a dreidel, some gold coins and pastries, which are actually forbidden on passover. it's the thought that counts. "we spent $4.00 on this jewish clip art package, and dammit, we're gonna use it!" last week, the president and first lady took part in a virtual seder to celebrate passover. and on the south lawn today, after a two year hiatus, the white house easter egg roll was back. this is the three-year anniversary of when a bunny was the smartest person on the white house balcony. i kinda miss how the trumps did . this is from the white house capitol where the children gathered to search for egg, candy and joe biden's teeth. >> ready? >> that was too cool.
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>> ready? >> that is the cutest thing. >> okay, here we go. ready, get set! >>. >> jimmy: get out of there, get, get, get! imagine zelenskyy watching this. what the is going on over there. and then kamala harris took a turn blowing the whistle. that didn't go as swimmingly. >> on your mark, get set! >> jimmy: i don't blame you, kid. i think that's how we all feel right now. every year when they do this, they have a theme. this year's theme was "eggucation." they transformed the south lawn into a school community. just what kids love on easter, school! and in keeping with the theme, the first lady, who happens to
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be a teacher, read to the kids from a picture book. >> white dog, white dog, what do you see? i see a black sheep looking at me. black sheep, black sheep, what do you see? >> jimmy: okay, i see a book that's not allowed in florida schools anymore. i mean, i'm sorry. if the dog is white, the sheep can't be black. it sends the wrong message. on friday, the florida department of education announced the state has rejected dozens of math textbooks, because, among other nely-banned subject matter, they claim some of these books make reference to critical race theory. if you don't know what critical race theory is, don't worry, neither does governor ron desantis. thanks to his important work, florida has rejected more than 50 math books.
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after the team uncovered sentence problems like, "jamal has seven apples." they felt "jamal" sounded suspicious. and where did he get the apples? does he have a receipt for them? some of these books stay with us binomials, polynomials, really gross stuff. ron desantis wants to make sure that fractions are between one numerator and one denominator. and while he is hard at work turning the clock back to 1938, his buddy donald trump is not to be trusted. you remember roger stone? the self-proclaimed "dirty trick center? yes, boo is the right answer to that. any way, over the weekend, roger stone visited mar-a-lago. and because these guys are nothing if not thoughtful and discreet, was captured on camera saying this. >> roger! >> how can i not see? god bless you.
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>> jimmy: all right. happy easter to you too, rogers. something else. "dialogue unintelligible" would be a great title for trump's memoir. wouldn't it? meanwhile, across the state in riverview, florida, a man named ramiro alanis saw the newest "spider-man" movie 292 times, breaking the guinness world record for seeing a single movie the most times in a theater, and for having the least friends. he saw a 2 1/2 hour-long movie 292 times. he took the "no way home" part of "spider-man" very seriously. he says he spent around $3,400 on tickets, and almost a million dollars on raisinets. did you know, it's interesting. in florida, if you see a "spider-man" movie more than 200 times, they legally have to give you your virginity back. >> and now the guinness record holder for watching "spider man
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no way home" 270 times says he spent around $3400 on tickets. my goodness. he is a super fan. >> i'll say. that's some real love for one particular batman movie. >> jimmy: batman movie that spider-man is in. during the final screening this guy recited the dialogue as he sat alone in an empty theater that should get you in a watch list. if i was zendaya, i'd file that restraining order right now. i hope you know it's tax day. i claimed all of you dependents. i hope you don't mind. the filing deadline is at midnight tonight, unless you're amazon. jeff bezos mails the government a $10 gift card, tells them to keep the change. here we pay our tax. with that said, we're hoping to get in few last-minute write-offs before midnight hits. so we raided our storage facility, and here now, to make
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all right. ♪ >> jimmy: that just saved us $13,000. thank you. we've got a good show for you tonight. from "better call saul," giancarlo esposito is here. we have music from orville peck. and we'll be right back with kaley cuoco. so stick around. ♪ >> abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" wrought to you by the all new kia sportage x-pro.
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guess. this is his album, "bronco," orville peck from the mercedes eq stage. i don't know if you can see orville here on our show tonight. you can see orville at coachella this weekend and at stagecoach too. tomorrow night, after the series finale of "black-ish" tomorrow night, the whole thing is other, we'll be joined by the cast, anthony anderson, tracee ellis ross, and their tv kids, with music from amber mark. please join us for a very special evening of tears and embraces. you know our first guest from 12 seasons of the hugely popular, "the big bang theory." now she's earning emmy nominations and frequent flier miles on "the flight attendant." season two premieres thursday on hbo max. please welcome kaley cuoco. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: how you doing? >> jimmy! >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> it's so good to see you. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: how was easter? did you celebrate? did you have a thing? >> easter was awesome. got to be with the family. >> jimmy: nice. >> got a couple new rescue animals to add to the -- >> jimmy: you did? >> i did. >> jimmy: i have a picture. let's put it up. why not. let's get right into it. >> do you know what that is, jimmy? >> jimmy: i know what that is. it's a zonkey. it's a combination of zombie and a donkey, right? >> yes, it is a zombie/donkey. yes, i rescued a zonkey yesterday. >> jimmy: i like that. i like that. >> i'm insane. i'm insane. >> jimmy: they represent some kind of illicit love where the zebra got it -- do you know if the mom is a donkey? >> i know nothing. it has zebra legs and a donkey body. and it goes neyah. it sounds like a donkey. a little more donkey, a little less zebra.
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>> jimmy: zebras are quiet. i think any amount of donkey is going to overwhelm the zebra. >> she is very loud. her name is zonkey. >> jimmy: where did you get her? >> we rescued her. she was coming from a very bad situation. i dove in. my team got her. >> jimmy: you have a zonkey team? >> i have a zonkey team. there is always a team. everyone has an agent. even the zonkey. she has a full team. yeah, we got her here. and i have a lot -- >> jimmy: how many do you have now? >> i don't think i'm alolowed t say. it's at hoarding level. >> jimmy: is it more than 20 animals? >> yes, more than 20. >> jimmy: easily more than 20. >> and all farm animals at this point. i'm loving the farm animals and the mixes like the zonkey. >> jimmy: and does the zonkey lay eggs or anything? >> no. you would have thought i would have gotten a rabbit this weekend. but no, i went with a zonkey. >> jimmy: it's next weekend where you're going get a lot of rabbits. >> that's true. >> jimmy: by the way, i wanted to mention, you were very funny
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on "curb your enthusiasm". >> my gosh. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: i don't know how you felt about it. >> thank you. >> jimmy: for me, being on that show, which i was lucky enough to be on once. i don't know, it was such a thrill to be asked to be on the show. >> isn't it such a bucket list moment? >> jimmy: yes. >> when i got the call for that, obviously you know the show has been on for many years, and i was just dying to get on it. i would have played a tree. i didn't care what i played. i wanted to get on it. one night my entire team called me. you know that's either really good or really bad when your whole team calls. >> jimmy: is this the zonkey team? or a different? thinking is a different team. >> jimmy: okay. all right. >> this is my team. they called and we were all on speakerphone. i was in my car, and they all said at the same time, you're going to be on "curb." and i literally cried. it was such a special moment. what am i playing? myself? we have no information, but you're playing an optometrist. we know the show is improv.
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everybody knows that. i kind of thought there would still be a script or some sort of map as to what. so weeks went on, and i still have gotten no script. and no one has called me. and a few nights before i have to shoot, i call my team, guy, no one has sent me a script. i don't know -- there is nothing. there is no script. you just go. and what does that mean? i'm not an optometrist. i don't know what i'm supposed to -- i could have googled it. but an actor obviously does not prepare. so i got to set. and i found octuplet when i got there i was playing vince vaughn's girlfriend. so i had no clue. and vince was great. i only shot two days. >> jimmy: didn't even tell you that? >> didn't know anything. i feel like maybe someone told me that, but it went right out one ear and the other. didn't remember. oh my god, i'm playing vince's girlfriend. he is great. >> jimmy: he is funny in the show. >> he made me feel very comfortable. and the next day i was working with larry. and i was so nervous.
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i -- still no script. i get there, and i'm in this optometrist office and i'm dressed like an optometrist. larry is not there. does larry even know he hired me? am i talking in this? i had no clue what was happening. so he comes in, and he introduced himself. i'm kaley. yes, i'm so glad you're here and he was so nice. okay, and we're going to roll. i looked at larry, i have no idea what i'm doing. and he goes i never know what i'm doing. well, but i'm not an optometrist. and he goes well i'm not an actor. this is going great. [ applause ] okay. so what do you want me to do? just kind of talk about eyes. and i'm talk about eyes, what? and if you've seen the episode, it's not really a spoiler. i'm supposed to have this pirate booty and at the end of the episode, i'm supposed to drop the pirate booty.
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when do you want me to drop the pirate booty. because, again, no zrscript. he goes eventually. i'm like in my own episode of "curb" in my brain. what does that mean? ten minutes from now? five seconds? i had no idea. i did what i thought i could do. i tried to tuck about eyes and dropped the pirate's booty, and we did a couple of takes. >> jimmy: and sheryl heinz is on your show now. >> yes, yes. i did want the mention that sheryl heinz is on "flight attendant." i texted her the night before larry. can you give me any advice? ho do i know i'm doing a good job. and she goes well, i shouldn't tell you this. i love her. i shouldn't tell you this. she is minnie mouse. if larry is very happy with you and you had a great experience, he will give you a hug at the end of your shoot day. now this was during the height of covid. we're kind of still in it, right? >> jimmy: yeah. >> but this is a height. and larry is a little bit of a germophobe. i don't know if i'm going to be getting a hug today.
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this is already i'm -- they're batting against me. >> jimmy: why would she tell you that? >> i know. god, i hate sheryl heinz. i'm realizing that right now. now i'm waiting for the hug. it's covid. no one wants to touch any way. and then i'm thinking oh my god, if i don't get a uh, i have to get a picture with larry david. i was too afraid to ask him for a picture. i was an idiot. he may not even know who i am. atthe very end, we wrap. and you got to get that hug, man. you got to get in there. and i walked over and was really heartfelt. larry, i don't think you come on your show. people come on your show, this is a big deal for us. and he said it was so nice to have you and gav that could have been disastrous. >> it could have been bad. >> jimmy: kaley cuoco is with us. her show is "the flight attendant." ♪ >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by panera.
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why are we in a parking deck? >> the office picked it for your convenience. i would have picked hollywood park off betting. >> oh, you're a gambling man. learning little bits and pieces about you. >> here is a photo in berlin. his name is will. >> we've been handling a asset for a while. shouldn't i know a little more about you? >> no. so we would like you to observe him on-site at the hotel. did you catch that last part? look at me, please. >> i look at you.
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>> on-site in the hotel only. that means do not follow, do not engage. >> do not follow, do not engage. got it. >> jimmy: that's kaley cuoco in "the flight attendant." season two premieres thursday on hbo max. this has got to be very fulfilling for you. it's one thing to be an actor cast in something. but you found this book. you loved the book. you optioned the book, as they say. >> yes. >> jimmy: and then you turned into it a television show and got nominated for a bunch of emmys and all this stuff. >> i still can't believe this. i can't believe it. i can't believe we got away with a season one and they let us do a season two. i found the book. i really liked the cover of the book. it had this like blond woman. and i said that could be me. and look at that. two seasons later, i judged the book and i won. yeah, i'm very proud of it. it's definitely been my baby for many years now, and i can't believe what we did. i'm very proud of it.
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>> jimmy: you have sharon stone plays your mom on this season of the show. >> yes. >> jimmy: how did that happen?p. so she was a fan of the show. she loved season one, and she heard we were casting my mom. and she actually called herself. she called casting and said i'd love to do this. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. and casting call and said we had a voice mail from sharon stone and she'd love to do this. and i was this can't be real. this can't be real. i found out ian she w i love th would love to dive in. this is unreal. we did the deal, and all of the sudden she was in front of me and there was my mom. it was nuts. nothing i had ever imagined would happen. >> jimmy: were you even planning to have you're a character play your mom in the season to start with? >> yes, no, we were. we just knew we wanted to get someone super special. >> jimmy: got you. >> and we had these very intense scenes. one offer scenes was ten minutes long, and she -- it's very emotional there is a lot of crying and a lot of this and
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that. and at the end of the -- at the end of the scene, before we started the scene, she sat me down and said hey, how do you feel about me touching you in this scene, like touching you. whatever you want to do, sharon. you are sharon stone. you do what you want to do. i'm just so happy you're here. she goes great. so we do the take. and it's this very long emotional scene. and at the end of the scene, she is supposed to come up and say something very serious to me and walk out. she was supposed to say "i like you, but i don't love you very much." that's what she is supposed to say. she says this line to me, she grabs my face and she whacks me. i know! >> jimmy: hard? like for real? >> oh, no, real. uh-huh. >> jimmy: wow. >> and first of all, the reaction was about as real as you could get. and my cameraman was right here, and he goes. and i have is not coming down and i'm crying and i'm literally shaking, and cut. and no one moves.
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no one makes a sound. no one knows is kaley happy? did she tell sharon to slap her. and sharon comes back and said oh my god, i love you. it just felt right for the scene. that was incredible. whoa. yeah. so i'm like that was -- i just got bitch slapped. [ applause ] so i walk out, and i walk out, and the producers come up to me, that was unbelievable. but should we tell her we got it? we don't need to do another take? we got it. i said listen, i'm going bet money that woman is not slapping me again. she is not going slap me again. we got the money take. that's her emmy win right there. so they're you don't want to us to say anything? no, do not tell sharon stone not to slap me. she is not going to do it again. so we do another take. i'm crying. she comes up to me, and she whales on me again. and they get another incredibly real reaction because i just got
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slapped a second time. she comes back in, i'm so sorry, it just felt right for the take. and now everyone is not loking at me. they're unsure. do they talk about this? so i walk outside. literally like groundhog day. i walk outside again, and i'm holding my face, and the team comes out again. we got it. we should say something. sharon stone isn't going to slap me a third time there's no way. like we got it. it is wasn't even on me. the camera was not my close-up. she would never. we do the take again. she gets right in there, and i'm literally looking at her like, and i'm kind of going like this. and i'm like just get in there, kaley. she is not going to slap you again. it's okay. it's okay. she slaps me again. three times i got slapped. wasn't even me in the third
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take. so now i need to ice. and i'm like. >> jimmy: really? >> and i walk out. hey, it was on my -- i understand, i understand. can we wrap, though, because i think i'm ready to go. i say that with love. it was insane. but one of the best stories i have ever had gentleman yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and the crazy part, real quick. it wasn't written. i don't know if i mentioned that. when the dailies came and the network and everyone watched, where did this slap come from? you better put that slap in because i did not get slapped three times to not put that in the show. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the slap has made the episode and you will enjoy the episode. she was honestly one of the most wonderful people, though. >> jimmy: doesn't sound like one of the most wonderful. >> she was. she was. >> jimmy: maybe in the second from 10 to 20. >> look, she got a real reaction. and it was as real as it could
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get. yeah. >> jimmy: next season she is going run you over. be careful. that's kaley cuoco. we need to talk to kaley. yes, you're a little too permissive i think. season 2 of "the flight attendant" premieres thursday on hbo max. thank you again. we'll be back with giancarlo esposito. find nutrients. find energy. protein. fruit stuff. veggie stuff. confidence stuff. spikey fruit. smooth fruit. a carrot? beets. helloooo, people?! i can't read this fast!
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"better call saul." the final premiere tonight on amc and am "c" plus. say hello to giancarlo esposito! ♪ ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's good to have you here. you know who you are, giancarlo? you're a real celebrity. you know what i mean? i mean that in the best possible way. this is the kind of like entrance you want to see a person make here. >> well, thank you very much. >> jimmy: and thank you for coming. >> thank you very much. you know, it's so lovely to be back with a live audience of all these enthusiastic folks. >> jimmy: it is nice, isn't it? >> especially tonight! yes! >> jimmy: and it's especially impressive your acting. when you meet you and you see what you're really like, which
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is high energy and delightful, and then you see gus on "breaking bad" and "better call saul," who is just really scary more than anything. >> it took me a long time to develop this personality. [ applause ] watch yourself. >> jimmy: i do have a little twinge of nervousness when you do that. bob oedekerk got his star on the hollywood walk of fame. >> i love bob! >> jimmy: he is down the block on vine. you have a star here on the walk. >> my goodness. so i'm leaving there. i took a picture in front of bob's star, like you do down very ceremony like star. my phone has been blowing up for the last hour, "congratulations on your star." no, no, no it's bob's star. we left to go to the luncheon. i walk around the corner. michael mann and tony where is your star? pone of the writers of "better call saul" looks down at the ground, oh my god, you're right here!
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so i'm on ivar and hollywood. it still has a couple of cracks. i'm going to go out at midnight and patch it up, if anyone wants to join me. >> jimmy: putty it up. >> i'm honored to have been there for bob today. >> jimmy: it is one of the things that seems kind of silly. but when it's your name, that's pretty great. >> it's pretty great because we have a legacy in what we do as family, in hollywood, in business. and to have a star and an honoring like that means you have done something. >> jimmy: yes. >> well, trump has one too, you know. >> ba bump bump. >> jimmy: he definitely did something. >> i'm not going to touch that. >> jimmy: you guys had a big season premiere event for the final season last week. >> we sure did. >> jimmy: you brought your daughter to that? >> i brought two of my daughters, my youngest ruby and my second daughter kale. >> jimmy: have they been catching the shows all along? >> they have not. my oldest has great stories of her holding my hand where my
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bust was cast for the final season of my face-off episode. my youngest daughter walked into her bedroom, saw that bust after vince had given it to me. she was 4 years old and she screamed and oh my god, that's papa! and that is it. that's me with it. and i had to put it in the basement where it lived for a long time. >> jimmy: that's got to be scary. >> my second daurd cale has just gotten into "better call saul" and papa, this show is brilliant. this show is even better than "breaking bad" and i urge everyone to watch it. i said you're late to the party. it doesn't matter. i have joined the party now. >> jimmy: the party has now started. >> there you go, baby. >> jimmy: this is -- you know, it's interesting because, and i think this is a testament to both your talent and the greatness of these shows is that you are gus to so many people that i think we forget that you've done so many different things. >> woo-hoo! >> jimmy: for instance, here you are in "trading places lowe with eddie murphy. what year was this?
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>> oh my goodness. you're asking me. it had to be -- it was a long time ago. this movie is a fabulous movie. so many great actors in it. and i remember being behind him for most of the scene, trying my best to upstage him. >> jimmy: were you really? >> of course. that's what we do, baby. >> jimmy: you were in "desperately seeking susan" which i have to tell you i've seen like 30 times. i've seen ate lot of times. >> had an imaginary relationship with madonna when i was in high school. >> my goodness. it was a one-way street? >> jimmy: totally. totally. still is by the way. >> i almost caught up to you. i may be a little bit ahead of you. >> it was a winnebago that had two sides and two doors. and in between was an accordion door. remember the accordion doors that clip? and i would close the door and i'd like look, and the accordion door would be a little open. >> had a hot body and all that good stuff.
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and i kept wondering why is that accordion door keep sliding open. and i think she peeked before i did. that's all i'll say, baby! >> jimmy: you got ogled by madonna. >> she said to me, giancarlo, giancarlo, you should just drop the esposito. and i said mad dona, it's esposito in italia. because she is italian too. i like you so much, but it should be giancarlo. and i said but there would be something missing for me. she said try it. i'm maddmadonna. giancarlo. i said how about giancarlo and madonna? how would that be? that's after. >> jimmy: in this season of "better call saul," will you be in scenes with bryan cranston and/or aaron paul? >> oh my goodness, you know more than i do. i got a bone to pick. oh, by the way, vince gilligan says thank you. you sent the writers room
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barbecue. >> jimmy: that's right. i did. >> he never forgot it. i want to say something to you right now. it better be beef. not chicken barbecue. that's my line. >> jimmy: don't worry. i would never infringe on gus' territory. believe me. >> he says thank you. biggest secret every kept by a cast and crew. inklings that brian is in town. oh, aaron is in town too. oh, go figure. he really? no one knew anything. flew in on a private plane. no one saw them or knew anything. everyone kept it a secret. we all keep it a secret. and then here we are two weeks before we release the season, and oh yeah. >> jimmy: and they announced it. is it true that toebbe maguire and andrew garfield will be in there? >> mum is the word, baby. >> jimmy: giancarlo esposito, i'm sorry, i pronounce it wrong too. "better call saul" mondays at 9:00. >> love you guys. >> jimmy: on amc and am "c"
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: i want to thank kaley cuoco and giancarlo esposito. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, his album is called "bronco." here with the song, "c'mon baby cry," orville peck! ♪ i can see the sadness in your eyes you've been tryna hide what you left behind ♪ ♪ they say it's darkest before the dawn but you've been smiling for so long ♪ ♪ a thousand teardrops can't be wrong no
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i don't want you to be afraid ♪ ♪ let me see you cry oh i i got an hour or so take my hand ♪ ♪ and let it go call me up anytime c'mon baby cry ♪ i can tell you're a sad boy just like me ♪ ♪ baby don't deny what your poor heart needs ♪ ♪ been so long since he called your name on the run from a losing game just bat your eyes baby ♪
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♪ let me feel the pain i don't want you to be afraid let me see you cry ♪ ♪ oh i i got an hour or so take my hand and let it go call me up anytime ♪ ♪ c'mon baby cry three words everybody knows must be nice where lovers go take my hand ♪ ♪ don't let it go just cry i don't want you to be afraid let me see you cry ♪ ♪ oh i i got an hour or so take my hand darling
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this is "nightline." >> tonight, bussed to washington. migrants to thenorin capitol, sding a message. >> the president has not ever come to the border of texas and has seen the chaos that he has caused. >> but what many saw as a stunt is actually having unintended consequences. >> part of me said to myself this is fantastic. >> and inside one texas border town feeling the surge. >> we've had multiple houses broken into multiple times. plus sustainable fashion. why what's in your closet could be harming the environment. >> the fashion industry is one of the largest polluters on the planet. >> the by-prod
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