>> that is our report. i'm dan ashley. we appreciate your time. on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- earvin "magic" johnson. naomi scott. and music from girl in red with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. very nice. thanks. very nice. i'm jimmy, i am the host of the show. [ cheers and applause ] i thank you for watching and for joining us here on a big day. it was a big day at our house today. our son billy turned 5 today,

he's this many now. [ cheers and applause ] i mention this because he's doing very well. people ask me about him a lot. he's healthy. he's into spider-man and dinosaurs. he goes to school. he buys bitcoin. drives an uber. [ laughter ] all the normal 5-year-old kid stuff. we got him a lot of presents. you know, my wife and i go online and buy stuff without telling each other, and then all the stuff comes like an amazon avalanche. [ laughter ] sometimes it's the same thing. so yesterday, the doorbell rings and he knows the stuff is coming so he's looking to see what it is. he's like, who's at the door? my wife says, it's amazon. he goes, "is amazon god?" [ laughter ] which is a good question. because kids, you know they mostly pray for toys. and amazon does deliver on those prayers. [ laughter ] but i also think god wouldn't force his angels to pee in water bottles. [ laughter ] so the answer is no. today is also queen elizabeth's birthday. [ cheers and applause ]

i mean, don't get me wrong are i appreciate the enthusiasm. [ laughter ] she turned 96 years old today. which is a lot of cucumber sandwiches. [ laug to cmemora her maj mattel has unveiled a queen elizabeth barbie doll. just what every 96-year-old woman wants, a barbie dolph herself. [ laughter ] the doll does everything -- oh, watch out for that car. [ laughter ] everything the real queen does, which is not mitch. it's actually a perfect fit. barbie also lives in a giant house with no job. [ laughter ] the doll sells for $75. it comes in "regular" and "malibu" queenie. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, don't take it out of the box. meanwhile, our royal pain in the ass, his magasty donald trump, is at it again. trump squatted down for what appears to be a contentious chat with piers morgan.

who used to be his friend. he was on the -- as close to a friend as donald trump has, i guess. [ laughter ] now there's debate about whether it was contentious. because trump claims he enjoyed the interview and that his words are being twisted to make it seem like he didn't. piers morgan says trump got mad and walked out of the interview. he has video that seems to support that. and the promo they made -- i have to hand it to them. it does make you want to watch. >> okay, piers, i'm ready. >> the most explosive interview of the year. >> i'll be completely straight with you to your face -- >> i think i'm a very honest man, much more honest than you are. >> president trump has never been sweatier. >> really? >> yeah. >> he's sopping wet and hopping mad. >> it was a free and fair election, you lost. >> an interview so heated, trump starts melting. >> excuse me -- >> he's like a pumpkin slathered in margarine.

>> let's finish up the interview. >> history's two greasiest men go head to head. [ laughter ] "morgan versus trump" monday after a new episode of "who shagged my began?" >> jimmy: it is true, trump has never been greasier or sweatier than he seemed in that interview. [ laughter ] and it's interesting because we spend so much time talking about trump's lies and misdeeds we sometimes forget how much his face looks like a glazed ham. [ laughter ] so we never forget again, we've turned that into a game. it's time to play "donald trump or honey glazed ham!" [ cheers and applause ] very simple. let's take a look. donald trump? or honey glazed ham? what is it? the audience -- the audience is split. and the answer is -- that is a ham. [ moans and applause ]

donald trump or honey glazed ham? trump is the answer from the audience? and it is -- trump. [ cheers and applause ] trump or a honey glazed ham? a lot of trumps again. and it is -- a ham. [ moans ] and finally, trump or ham? it's trump, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] look at that. that is the dumbest game we've ever played. [ laughter ] the hamburglar still hasn't announced his plans for 2024, but when he does, sarah palin wants to be his running mate. she is he told the associated press she would be open to syncing yet another presidential campaign. [ laughter ] what a pair that would be. this is like hearing hepatitis "a" wants to partner up with

hepatitis "b." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and on the other side of the aisle, if joe biden decides not to run for re-election, bernie sanders, according to a memo obtained by "the washington post" says, "in the event of an open 2024 democratic presidential primary, senator sanders has not ruled out another run for president." god might but he hasn't. [ laughter ] isn't there anyone under age 80 who could run for president? i think the rule should be, you can't be president if you have a walk-in tub. [ laughter ] [ applause ] last night on the fox network, rudy giuliani was "the masked singer." you probably heard about this when they taped the show because two of the hosts, ken jeong and robin thicke, were so upset they walked off stage in protest. which is a shame because it turns out, the man has a very beautiful singing voice. ♪ i want to be yours ♪ ♪ yours and yours alone ♪ ♪ i'm here to tell ya honey that i'm bad to the bone ♪

♪ bad to the bone b-b-b bad oh yeah ♪ ♪ bad bad bad bad oh yeah bad ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, it was bad. [ laughter ] it was very, very bad. they finally get a republican to wear a mask and that's how it goes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] so the judges or whatever they are, of course, they didn't know who it was. part of the game is the singer talks to the host, nick cannon, while they try to figure out who it is. >> do we know each other? >> no, but i'm glad to meet you. >> nice to meet you too, jack. >> been in that box forever. you think it's fun being in that box? >> no. he literally sounds like my father. >> i get put in a box a lot. >> oh! >> a clue, gets put in a box a

lot. >> jimmy: no, he doesn't. [ laughter ] oh, because he's a vampire, right. [ laughter ] the coffin he sleeps in, that's the box they put him in. they put him in a box in the parking lot of a dildo store, right? [ laughter and applause ] it's a hard game. robin thicke's guest was robert duvall, the actor. that obviously was not correct. >> oh my goodness! former associate attorney general, former mayor of new york city -- >> is that robert duvall? >> no, that's not robert duvall. >> rudy giuliani! >> jimmy: yeah, it's definitely not robert duvall. [ laughter ] i know it's fox, but i still can't believe they did this, they put him on. rudy giuliani tried to overthrow our government. who do they have, jared from subway and the zika virus next? [ laughter ] mike lindell, the mypillow man,

is this close to releasing all the evidence that proves the election was fixed. he's been this close for more than a year now. [ laughter ] earlier this week, he promised something big something that was going to "shock the country" was coming our way today. it didn't come today. and he also, for some reason, wants to get me involved in this. >> hope jimmy kimmel's watching right now. on our one-year anniversary. a year ago jimmy watched 17 or 19 hours of our show, he absolutely loved it. he was one of our biggest fans. >> jimmy: no, not was, is. [ laughter ] g but go on. >> i will pay for it, jimmy kimble. go get yourself an independent cyber expert and you go click on that little dominion exposed. it's what's inside the machines. and you have your guy check that out, and jimmy, i will pay for your cyber guy, i will come back on your show. i will come back on your show and you can sit there and you can go, "mike, you were right." [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: suddenly he's got it all planned out for us. i assume i'm being held at gunpoint in this fantasy you've conjured up? [ laughter ] i don't know. but i am interested in the you paying my cyber guy part of the deal. in fact, i happen to have my cyber guy here. there he is. [ cheers and applause ] cyber guy, did you hear that? >> yes. >> jimmy: what was your name again? >> sir, my name is nick. >> jimmy: nick charges $75,000 an hour, and he goes real slow. [ laughter ] how long do you think the job will take, nick? >> i can do it for 2, 3 million. >> jimmy: seems very reasonable to save democracy, right? >> yes, it is, sir. >> jimmy: okay, that's great, all right. so ball's back in your court, mike. if you want to hire nick, it should only cost you a couple million bucks. and now what are we supposed to do? >> i think i go over there. >> jimmy: yeah, you go over there, all right. [ cheers and applause ]

we forgot to hash out the ending of that. [ laughter ] it's only been 19 years, what the hell, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: the masks are off at the airport for now and already some of the -- [ cheers ] the passengers who were banned for violating mandates during the pandemic, some of whom seem to be here in our audience tonight -- [ laughter ] are allowed to fly again. up to 1,000 united airlines passengers and 2,000 delta passengers who were banned on the plane are being welcomed back. in other words, bad news, folks, uncle horse pills is coming back for thanksgiving this year. [ laughter ] a lot of people are telling me the airports are a nightmare right now. this is from a jetblue flight from san francisco where a seemingly intoxicated passenger decided it would be a good idea to annoy mike tyson. >> ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! this is mike tyson, bro. [ bleep ] crazy, bro, mike

tyson! mike tyson trying to get us some films. you don't know how to act. >> hey, hey, hey, hey! mike, mike, hold on, stop. don't make it worse, man. >> your boy just got beat up by mike tyson. he got [ bleep ] up. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yes, he did. yes, he did. lucky to have his ears. see, sometimes there is a happy ending, you know? [ laughter ] what is it about people that makes them think they can screw with mike tyson? isn't that the airplane equivalent to jumping in the tiger enclosure at the zoo? [ laughter ] this is interesting. according to a new study, the result of more people keeping cannabis around the house is an increase in animals overdosing on pot. while most owners of pets likely don't report instances of them getting in the gummies, many have. the vast majority of marijuana poisonings were in dogs, but they also had reported cases in cats, ferrets, and even iguanas.

which a high iguana is something i would honestly kind of like to see. [ laughter ] i mean, this is what they look like when they're not high. [ laughter ] how much more baked-looking can you get? but keep your animals away from edibles. my friend's dog got into a plate of pot brownies at one point. now the dog keeps bugging him to watch "dune" over and over again. [ laughter ] and one more thing before we stumble forward, it is thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they ned it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause ] >> an effort to keep this on travelers' face for the first time in over a year, i [ bleep ] maskless from inside an airport. >> a lot of news recently. you came home to the uk, you [ bleep ]ed your grandmother. how was that? >> yes, i did [ bleep ] her, it

was really nice. >> and of course [ bleep ] the easter bunny! >> i can only [ bleep ] one guy in the [ bleep ], i pick billy. [ bleep ], billy. >> the biden administration, they were [ bleep ]ing off illegal immigrants. >> i would like alan duke to come on my [ bleep ]. >> put it on a clock, when their time is finished, it's over. their [ bleep ] is cut off. >> run, run, can't [ bleep ] me, i'm the gin der bread man! >> yes, this 78-year-old is [ bleep ]ing. she does it everywhere she goes. she picked up [ bleep ]ing quickly then ended up as the national chicken [ bleep ]ing champion four years in a row. >> i blooerp my doctor, my eye doctor, my gynecologist. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: congratulations to her. we've got a magical show for you tonight. naomi scott is here. we've got music from girl in red, and we'll be right back with the great earvin "magic" johnson

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. what are you doing over there, nick? >> oh -- >> jimmy: nick? >> i'm writing, the "the warmup guy is turning 64." >> jimmy: don barris, the warmup guy, turned 64 this season. congratulations to him. [ cheers and applause ] all right. tonight, from "anatomy of a scandal" on netflix, naomi scott is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, she's here tonight, and at coachella this weekend, her album is called "if i could

make it go quiet." girl in red from the mercedes eq stage. [ cheers and applause ] next week we are back with new shows with our guests including bill hader, miles teller, rebel wilson, music from sasha alex sloan, and the b-52s as well, so join us nor that. [ cheers ] more than four decades ago, our first guest tonight pulled his socks all the way up to his neck, put a team on his back, and brought a city to its feet. the most legendary laker of all now tells his whole story in the new documentary series, "they call me magic." it premieres tomorrow on apple tv plus. please welcome earvin "magic" johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> oh, man! you did that! >> jimmy: what does that song mean to you? >> man, listen, that's what got me in trouble with kareem. [ laughter ] i used to have that song, big boom box, jimmy, big, on my shoulder. >> jimmy: i saw it in the documentary. >> i would come in, flashlight, all of it. >> jimmy: kareem didn't like that at all. >> no, kareem didn't like that, pete, none of that. he's a jazz, quiet guy. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> you know me, loud. >> jimmy: yeah, and he -- i want to just jump right into it. by the way, i loved the documentary. i was looking forward to this, like a lot of people look forward to a new "star wars" movie. i watched the whole -- all four in one big chunk. and -- >> and everybody, jimmy's in it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i am in it, that's right. i was in the first one for 4 seconds, then i'm not in it at all. i'm like, i'm not in this thing!

then i'm at the end. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. so anyway, it's great. and you're talking about kareem there, who you show up, and i want to go through the whole thing. because there were things -- i thought i knew everything about you. i didn't know you played against larry bird. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i did, i thought i knew everything about you but i really didn't and i learned a lot of things. one of them was that you were like the veterans get a rookie, the rookie has to do whatever the>> jimmy: you were kareem's rookie. >> i was kareem's rookie. he told me, have my newspaper at 7:00 in the morning. i said, okay. then every time at practice that the coach says it's the time i'll go get water, "i want two waters and two gatorades and i want them cold, too." so i said, okay, cool. i'm a rookie, i'm going to do what he says. then we flew commercial. so every time we went to an airport, he said, "i want two hot dogs, you better make sure

they're beef because i don't eat pork." okay. [ laughter ] so i'm going up, asking the concession guy, are they beef? no, they're pork. shoot, i got to go back and tell him he can't have hot dogs. so i did everything for kareem. and i loved every minute of it. >> jimmy: did you? >> but what i was mad at, john mccain resjimmy, was this. every time i bought him hot dogs that did have beef, he didn't pay me. he didn't pay him back. [ laughter ] and he made more money than me. i was only a rookie on a rookie's salary. >> jimmy: you made up for that, though. you've got a contract for -- and it's still crazy to think about it. $1 million a year for 25 years. >> yes. >> jimmy: that was, what, 1984? >> yes. >> jimmy: and your teammates were mad. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because it was a lot. >> i think they're still mad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i worked it out, you do the math, 20 years later,

2004, you're making $1 million a year, you're getting robbed. >> exactly. >> jimmy: right? >> exactly. but you know what, it was great. because you know, i grew up poor my whole life. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so to get a million dollars a year was outstanding. but it changed the dynamic of the team. they thought that now i was part of management. >> jimmy: right. >> instead of being just a laker player. >> jimmy: you kind of were. you're more like family of management. >> you're not supposed to tell everybody our secrets. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it seemed like jerry buss, it seemed like if he had been able to draw up papers to legally adopt you, he would have, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah, that's what happened, yeah. >> jimmy: right. all of a sudden you were his son. >> exactly. i was the son from another mother. so it was beautiful. we had a great relationship. we were very close. i did everything with him. shot pool, went to dinner with him. after games. went to the nightclubs with him. he was a great dancer. he was. he was a great dancer, would dance all night. >> jimmy: now that i think of it, you were 19 when you came

out. 6'8", 200 pounds. that's what they listed you at. and you were not old enough -- were you old enough to go to nightclubs? >> shh! [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you didn't blend in. >> i had a fake i.d. >> jimmy: i'd love to see that fake i.d. >> i didn't drink. i still don't drink. so -- but i went with him, and we had a ball. i'm a dancer too. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i stayed on the dance floor all night long. and then, you know, i went on home. >> jimmy: and you went home. >> yes. >> jimmy: and -- yeah, yeah, right, yeah. [ laughter ] not in the same way other people go home. >> yeah, shh! >> jimmy: some of the stories are crazy, and it's funny because it's intercut with your family, your mom and dad talking about their little son. >> that's right. nice guy. >> jimmy: this is something that, on the topic of money,

when you mention in the documentary a commercial that made a big impact on you when you were a kid. do you remember what i'm talking about? >> yes, oh, yeah. >> jimmy: what was the commercial? >> the camay commercial. this big tub -- >> jimmy: soap, right? >> soap, camay. this big tub with bubbles and everything. i said, i've got to have that tub one day. [ laughter ] no, no, true story. guess mawhat happened? my first house. i made sure they built my bathtub just like that camay commercial. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love that. your camay fantasy came true. >> that's right. >> jimmy: i love seeing some of these guys, i love seeing larry bird in there talking about you, i loved seeing michael jordan. we all know he's crazy, right? he's a crazy person. >> right, right. >> jimmy: he seems so together, he's everybody's idol and all that stuff.

but inside there's a lunatic living in that head. [ laughter ] i want to talk about that when we come back. >> okay. >> jimmy: magic johnson is here. [ cheers and applause ] "they call me magic." be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by panera. join panera's unlimited sip club for free. unlimited pepsi and more through july 4th. ♪ ♪ if you went on a road trip and you didn't stop for mcdonald's, that wasn't a road trip.

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talking about caring only about winning. your friendship with isaiah thomas, which seemed to be -- you guys really bonded so intently. and then, you know, you gave him a shot in the nba finals, then you guys weren't friends at all anymore. >> that's right, that's right. he was getting in the way of my championship. [ laughter ] you know, listen, jimmy. you can't get in the way of winning for me. >> jimmy: yeah. >> because i -- i'll hurt you, you know. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's just that way. >> jimmy: remind me not to ever do that. >> yes, yes. because sometimes you try -- you try me, i had to remind you, i played in the nba. >> jimmy: yeah, well, not just played, yeah. >> you play rec ball. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, barely even that, yeah. >> okay, okay. >> jimmy: so there's a -- really an amazing episode of this documentary in which you talk about hiv and how you found out and how quickly it all happened that you had to have a press conference, you had to tell cookie, your wife, and she was pregnant, you were worried she had hiv.

>> right. >> jimmy: you were worried the baby had hiv. you thought about taking your own life. heavy, heavy stuff. >> right. >> jimmy: so then you go through this and everybody's there for you. most everybody. and then you come back in 1996, i think it was. i was at that game when you came back. >> right. >> jimmy: it was unbelievable. you beat the warriors. you played great. it was everything you could have hoped it would be. next game you play the bulls. >> yep. >> jimmy: and what do rodman and jordan do in that game? >> oh, man. they -- first of all, you know, they really showed me the difference between a championship team and a playoff team. they were a championship team, we were just a regular team. and they played me so hard. they were physical, they pushed me around. >> jimmy: they roughed you up? >> oh, no question about it. and michael after the game, he pulled me aside -- i don't think i've ever told anybody this.

he met me in between the locker rooms. and he said, "earvin, you have to remember now, you're not with kareem, you're not with james worthy, all the guys you used to play with, showtime, are not on that laker team anymore. so remember, maybe you should think about retiring." >> jimmy: what a sick person. [ laughter ] what a sick individual. >> but he was right. he was right. >> jimmy: right or not in that moment, here's another quote from the documentary. jordan says, "look, man, i told you in '92, there's new kids on the block, it's not magic and larry bird anymore, you're on the way down, we're on the way up." he says this to you your second game back after unretiring because of hiv. and this is what your friend says to you? >> yes, so larry bird and i, on the bus, on the back of the bus, and he says, "i just want you two to know there's a new sheriff in town and his name is

michael jordan." >> jimmy: really? >> yes. and we had dominated the league, both larry and i, the celtics and lakers, for the whole entire -- the '80s. so it was his turn. and so he just sat back, had his cigar, and just said, "it's my league now." >> jimmy: wow. it's like a bad movie. [ laughter ] >> you know what we did, jimmy? >> jimmy: what? >> we said, "you're right." [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys are something else. i could go on and on forever but i want to ask you about this. >> oh, wow. >> jimmy: this is 2000, the "up in smoke" tour, you with dre, snoop, ice cube, eminem. you promoted this? >> yes, the "up in smoke" tour. at that time, and i still think it is, the number one all-time, highest-grossing hip-hop rapture of all-time. >> jimmy: is that right? also the biggest pants of all-time? [ laughter ] the largest. so did you ever go up in smoke with any of these guys?

>> no. >> jimmy: never? >> no, no, no. i don't smoke. i don't drink. i don't do anything. >> jimmy: snoop didn't give you a little peer pressure, nothing? [ laughter ] >> hey, i let him do his thing. there, though. it's okay. >> jimmy: okay. >> i stay in my lane. hey, all i want him to do is get out on that stage and do his thing. >> jimmy: yeah. you approach it the same way you would approach owning a team, huh? >> there you go. >> jimmy: one more question about owning a team, the los angeles dodgers, they seem to have a great team this season. >> yes. >> jimmy: if you are the manager of that team, clayton kershaw throws seven innings of a perfect game, do you pull clayton out of that game? >> no question about it. >> jimmy: you do? >> because that was his first start. >> jimmy: okay. >> his arm is not all the way in shape quite yet. >> jimmy: if you are clay conquer shaw, do you come out of that game? >> no, no. [ laughter and applause ] matter of fact, let me say it like this. you tell the manager, hell no,

i'm not coming out, all right? [ applause ] >> jimmy: i have a feeling that's what clayton really felt about it. >> oh, yeah, he was thinking that. but at the same time, it's about the world series for the dodgers. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we want to go all the way. we feel we have a team that can go all the way. so let's see what happens. >> jimmy: well, it's a lot of fun, this documentary, it's called "they call me magic." it premieres tomorrow on apple tv plus. the grater vin magic johnson. be back with 98 i don't peple scott! any year any condition. oh i get it. so you can take your old phone, that you've had for 12 years and loved every minute of, and trade it in for something new that suits your life now? that's right, yeah. and then enjoy immediate success, even though you'll never forget your old phone. ever. it's a great trade. life-changing. get a free samsung galaxy s22 with any galaxy trade-in. any year. any condition. only at at&t.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: music from girl in red is on the way. our next guest is a talented young woman who flew on a magic carpet all the way from london to be here tonight. she's in the new drama "anatomy of a scandal," which is on netflix now. please say hello to naomi scott!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: are you too young to be excited about magic johnson? >> too young to -- for his playing days, but absolutely, of course, knew who he is. we actually just met him, the nicest guy, my husband was so nervous. >> jimmy: your husband is a professional athlete, right? >> he used to play soccer. what you call soccer. >> jimmy: right. >> football, yes. >> jimmy: where did he play? >> played a bunch of places. west ham. >> jimmy: oh, we played -- >> you know them? >> jimmy: well, donald trump -- [ laughter ] >> what? >> jimmy: kind of an eastern ham for us. >> got you, got you. >> jimmy: it was like an hour ago, i don't know. [ laughter ] >> we're huge warriors fans. >> jimmy: you're golden state warriors fans, how did that

happen? >> i don't know, jordan, my husband, years ago saw, of course, steph curry. what an inspiration. [ cheers ] yeah, he got me into it. now i'm fully in, game three, let's go. >> jimmy: you go to games? are you that big a fan? >> we actually went to the season opener ofhe lakers/warriors. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, and we got to sit courtside. >> jimmy: nice. >> we were literally, like, two seats away from lebron james. and i don't know why, but i was, like -- i felt like i didn't want to disrespect lebron james by celebrating too much if we scored a bucket. i was kind of doing these secret celebrations where i was literally going, like -- yes! doing this whole thing. to the point my friends were watching me on tv, what's with the -- i was lake, i don't want to offend lebron james. they're like, he doesn't know you exist, it's fine, you can celebrate, it's good. >> jimmy: is that based on you

watching your husband play soccer and being oy fended by other people in the stands? >> i think so. english fans are legit, like -- they're a lot. i mean, yeah. i nearly had a fight once. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yes. >> jimmy: what happened? >> well. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're still mad about it. >> i'm still -- yeah i am. i am. i think i was politely ushered off the premises. basically, the day after christmas, you know, there's these soccer games that happen. his team was away from home, which means that the families sit with the fans. and bear in mind, these are fans of the team that my husband is playing for. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> so this guy, this drunk dude, was just laying into him. and i was like, yo. and he's like four seats away from me and the heat's ridesing. he said one thing and i stood up -- i can't swear, can i? >> jimmy: go ahead. >> i was like, shut the

[ bleep ] up! [ laughter and applause ] but of course it was also in a moment where everyone was sitting and chilling. shut the [ bleep ] up! then he was like, why is this small indian boy shouting at me, i don't understand. [ laughter ] and i was -- so my dad was like, nay, nay, nay, nay, nay. the drunk guy said something to me, then my uncle -- it was this whole family thing. the guy with the fluorescent jacket came up, he said, madam? he didn't call me madam. ma'am, please. >> jimmy: thrown out of the game? >> i was thrown out of the game, but for good bloody reason. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. [ laughter ] >> he was yelling at my man, what am i going to do? safe to say, i will not be going to that stadium. >> jimmy: not too many people have been thrown out of a game. i mean, that's kind of -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's something you can be really proud of, i think. [ laughter ] you were princess jasmine? >> i was, yes.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what was the other big character? >> power ranger. >> jimmy: power rangers. do kids ever see you cursing at strangers? >> luckily not. believe it or not, i look very different in my day-to-day life. >> jimmy: do kids not recognize you? >> no. because, i mean, oh my gosh. if you see me on a normal day, yeah, it's definitely not -- >> jimmy: i feel like my kids, because we've watched "aladdin." i feel they would instantly recognize you. >> how olding your kids? >> jimmy: one's 30, the other is 28. [ laughter ] i have four kids, two little ones. a 5-year-old and a 7-year-old. recognize me is. would - >> jimmy: i know they would. >> with makeup and hair, maybe. i went to a coffee shop, there was this little girl, she was saying to her minimum, "that's princess jasmine." and i was in a track suit. no makeup. the mom was like, "honey, that ain't princess jasmine." [ laughter ] she was like, "babes, i saw the movie, that ain't her." so i thought, no, when a kid

recognizes me, i want to reward the child. so i went up to her, "hi, i'm princess jasmine." the mom was mortified. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. if the kid ever recognizes me, i definitely introduce myself. >> jimmy: you transform into the princess. >> i do, i do. track suit and all, yeah. >> jimmy: this miniseries i know is super popular already. it's one of the these things that came out. what is the idea of this show? >> "anatomy of a scandal," yeah. >> jimmy: i want you to say it. p>> i got you. i got you. >> jimmy: it's solid stuff. >> it is. it's a kind of gripping courtroom thriller about this politician whose life is seemingly perfect, and he has this wonderful wife, and that all begins to unravel when an accusation is made against him. i play olivia lytton, his parliamentary aide. my life is kind of railroaded by an instance that happens in an elevator two weeks after he ends our five-month-long affair.

you know what it's bingeable. say the word, it really is. i binge read the scripts. >> you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know that was a thing, binge reading the scripts. >> neither did i. i was so into it. so yes, that's the show. it really is, it's a great ride. it also, you know, hopefully opens the door to some conversations as well. >> jimmy: the show is called "anatomy of a scandal." it's on netflix now. [ cheers and applause ] naomi scott, everybody! thanks for being on. we'll be back with the girl in red. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. ♪ ♪ ♪ from the mountains to the coast, ♪ ♪ el estado with the most. ♪

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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by mercedes e-q. all electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: i want to thank earvin "magic" johnson and naomi scott. i want to thank my cyber guy, nick. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first her album is called "if i could mke it go quiet." here with the song "serotonin," girl in red! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ i'm running low on serotonin chemical imbalance got me twisting things stabilize with ♪ ♪ medicine there's no depth to these feelings dig deep cant hide from the corners ♪ ♪ of my mind i'm terrified of what's inside i get intrusive thoughts ♪ ♪ like cutting my hands off like jumping in front of a bus like how do i make ♪ ♪ this stop when it feels like my therapist hates me please don't let me go ♪ ♪ crazy put me in a field with daisies might not work but i'll take a maybe ♪ ♪ oh - been breaking daily but only me can save me so i'm capitulating ♪ ♪ crying like a -- baby i don't wanna miss it ba-da ♪

♪ la-ba-deh-deh-ba-deh da-da-da-brah-la-da-da i'm running low on ♪ ♪ serotonin chemical imbalance got me twisting things stabilize with medicine there's no depth ♪ ♪ to these feelings dig deep can't hide from the corners of my ♪ ♪ mind i'm terrified of what's inside i get intrusive thoughts ♪ ♪ like burning my hair off like hurting somebody i love like does it ever ♪ ♪ really stop when there's control i lose it incredibly impulsive so ♪ ♪ scared i'm gonna end up doing something stupid but i try to contain it ♪ ♪ oh - it gets so draining it's like my heart is failing every night ♪ ♪ i'm contemplating my inner voice is saying tough so i try to brush it off ♪ ♪ yeah i try to brush it off i'm running low on serotonin chemical ♪ ♪ imbalance got me twisting things stabilize with medicine but there's no ♪

♪ depth to these feelings dig deep - can't hide from the corners of my ♪ ♪ mind i'm terrified of what's inside ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

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