we appreciate your time. >> l: from it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, bill burr, moses ingram and trixie mattel. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thanks for watching. [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it. after a long and beautiful weekend here in sunny southern california, guillermo is back

from covid quarantine. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you, jimmy. i miss you. i miss you so much. >> jimmy: i miss squishing toys. are you feeling okay, guillermo? >> yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: you tested negative? you were out last week. be honest, how many times did you watch the show last >> [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no times? why was that, why do you think? >> i don't know. i go to bed early. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you going to do, you know? i'm glad you're here. i'm glad everyone is here. you know, thousands of flights were canceled over the week because of covid and issues. airlines said most passengers who got delayed were booked on later flights which is fine. here's where this is not fair. when we try to change a flight, even when we have covid, there's a fee for making a change,

there's a penalty. you have to pay like 200 bucks. shouldn't it go the other way, too? [ cheers and applause ] oh, you're moving me? okay, that's fine. i do charge a fee for any changes. that's my policy. and i'll take your credit card number when you're ready. [ laughter ] in texas this weekend, the nra held their annual meeting of the mindless three days after the shooting claimed 19 children and two teachers in uvalde, texas, 200 miles away. you wouldn't want to lose the security deposit. despietd the shameful timing and the event itself, thousands showed up to support their sticker including this lovely couple who do not believe we have a gun problem. >> it's a demon possession problem. not a gun possession. we don't need gun control, we need demon control. >> jimmy: right. what if the democrats wrote a bill to force demons?

that's tough. you sayd demons can't carry gun. can goblins? it's a slippery slope. speaking of demons, ted cruz was on hand in houston to spread his slime. [ cheers and applause ] all over the nra halls. senator cruz had an unpleasant dinner at a sushi restaurant in houston where a man confronted him about this idea that he seems to be okay with the fact that an unbalanced teenager shot up the school because his plan is to do nothing about it. ted cruz must know at this point every busboy spits in his food, right? [ laughter ] maybe that's what he likes about eating out. i don't know. [ laughter ] i for one hope ted cruz never gets to eat peacefully in a restaurant. the senator has a plan he shared in the shooters' ears. >> the shooter in uvalde got in the exact same way the santa fe

shooter did. he walked through an unlocked back door. into an open classroom. we need serious funding to upgrade our schools, to install bullet-proof doors and locking classroom doors. [ applause ] >> spoken like a real na. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: by the way, the school in uvalde already had heavy duty locking doors. that's how the killer kept the police out. they had to get the janitor to get keys to unlock it. isn't that bright? wouldn't that be fun if people started piling up their doors on ted cruz's lawn? what if there were so many doors he couldn't get out of the door? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: something to think about. ted cruz wasn't the star of the program. that distinction went to our

former president. he was on the teleprompter to say what needs to be done. >> we need to make it possible to confine deranged into mental institutions. we also, very importantly, got to deal with the problem of broken families because no law can cure the effects of a broken home. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. the deranged narcissist with children with three different women is lecturing us. he called for impenetrable schools across our land. he wants it harder to enter school than him to enter melania. [ applause ] >> jimmy: it should be noted because donald trump was at the nra convention. no guns were allowed in the arena where trump was speaking. you know, you'd think with all the good guys with guns there he would be fine. in this case it no. trump and cruz and all the sewer

dwellers were working over time to shift the blame in what is an over abundance of semi-automatic weapons to a variety of issues and plans that they are not going to do anything about either. >> there's a record number of school shootings across the country. something's going on out there. >> i agree with you. i don't think it has anything to do with guns. >> i honestly think this day and age, kids are afraid of being the school snitch. >> this child that did this horrible act was confused. i mean, he was dressing up like a girl. >> declining church attendance, social media bullying. >> there should be one entrance in, one entrance out. >> harden the target >> classrooms should be hardened. >> violent online content. >> some are playing skrie lent video games where they kill hundreds of people a day. >> they have blankets you can put on the wall that are colorful, but they're ballistic blankets. >> install man traps that traps the shooter like a rat. >> what stops armed bad guys is

armed good guys. >> the best thing we can do for our children is to protect them with good guys with guns. >> the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. >> as the age old saying goes, the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun. have you ever heard that? no, you've never heard that. >> it's a demon possession problem. we don't need gun control, we need demon control. >> jimmy: those two make more sense than any of the rest of them. [ applause ] in between blaming the latest tragedy in an ongoing series of them on everything but the nra and guns, trump had the audi d audasity to read the names and close things out only the way he can. ♪ they were giving him a round of applause. what's he going to do, not

dance? [ laughter ] then trump busted a move to a rally in casper, wyoming, as part of his efrtd to unseat fellow republican liz cheney. they brought all the magettes out for that one including congresswoman lauren boebert of colorado. >> even not liking germs, president trump shared a bowl of popcorn with my 14-year-old son. >> jimmy: wow, pizza gate, that sounds like a pizza gate to me. those buttrey little nubs dipping into -- lauren boebert, as empty as that head of hers is, finished second to marjorie taylor greene this weekend who once again proved she is one of our nation's clearest and most exhilarating thinkers. >> you have to accept the fact that the government totally wants to provide surveillance on every part of your life. they want to know when you're eating. they want to know if you're eating a cheese burger, which is very bad because bill gates wants you to eat his fake meat that grows in a petri dish.

so you'll probably get a little zap inside your body saying, no, no, don't eat a real cheese burger, you need to eat the fake burger, the fake meat. >> the stuff he grows in the petri dish. bill gates uses petri dishes in all his science experiments. of all the stupid things she said, gazpacho, jewish space lasers. the woman is from georgia. you'd think she knows what peach trees are. marjorie, please go on. >> they probably also want to know when you go to the bathroom and if your bowel movements are on time and consistent. what else do these people want to know? >> jimmy: by the way, if you want to purchase a peach tree dish, i'm going to be selling it on etsy. all the proceeds will be going towards -- [ applause ] teaching marjorie how to speak english. there you go. at the white house today, president biden hosted the boy

band from korea, bts for what was undoubtedly a confusing afternoon for joe. [ laughter ] i would watch a nine-part documentary about the white house staffers who had to explain what bts is to joe biden. is that the sandwich with the bacon and the lettuce? no, mr. president. there's turmoil at the supreme court right now. the chief justice of the supreme court has ordered an investigation into the leak of a controversial draft opinion that seems to indicate the court will overturn roe vs. wade. 64% of americans say they support roe v. wade. it's been the law of the land since 1963. for personal freedom in general, it's something we should all be paying attention to. that's not how this country works. in fact, it's not ever how this country works. we went out on the street. we asked men passing by to give us their thoughts on the big mma fight this weekend between roe and wade. [ laughter ]

and the results are this. ♪ >> this weekend was the big ma heavy weight fight roe vs. wade. describe that fight for us. >> wade was talking all type of stuff. he got her right in the kisser, he's out. >> who did you like, wade or roe? >> go for wade. >> you liked wade? doesn't care if he's going to get knocked out. he's ruthless. >> who did you watch the fight with? >> you know, i was actually by myself. >> did you watch it with any women? >> oh, the fight? >> yeah. >> actually there was a woman there. okay. >> what did she think of the fight roe vs. wade? >> well, she wasn't as impressed. she was mostly on her phone on instagram. >> people are calling the fight the ruckus and the uter ruckus. >> the ruckus and the uter

ruckus? it has a ring to it. >> the fightoes.wade, who are you rooting for? >> i'm going to say wade. >> what did you like about wade? >> just his attitude and determination. >> were you surprised to see those two still going at it so many years later? >> no, like people hold grudges. >> some people are saying the judges are out of touch and they shouldn't decide a touch like this. what do you think? >> i think the judges are out of touch. if you've never been in a fight in your life, you can't determine what's going on in a fight. >> sing a song about your dogs? >> all praise to the alien baby. >> who are you rooting for, roe or wade? >> me, i'm neutral. my uncle has favorites. >> who does your uncle like, roe or wade? >> wade. >> show me your uncle's reaction when wade knocked out roe? >> he had to pull it up on

youtube for me. i wasn't in the house at the time. i come back, he's all like -- i walk in the door, he looks behind me at his chair. he's like, you should have seen it. [ laughter ] >> in your opinion, in what round did the fight become viable? >> the first round is always viable. that's when punches are thrown. that's when you realize it's real. >> what are women saying about the fight roe vs. wade? >> i don't know, women don't really talk to me that much. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i don't believe that for one minute. thanks, fellas. we have a great show tonight. moses ingram is here. we have music from trixie mattel. we'll be right back with bill burr.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi there, welcome back to the show tonight. from obie juan canobie, moses ingram is with us. trixie mattel starring friday, featuring shakey graves. [ cheers and applause ] on thursday night, oh, we are in primetime as we are each year around this time for the return of "jimmy kimmel live!" game night ahead of game one of the nba finals on the east coast, after the game on the west coast. our guest will be adam sandler. so please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is one of the funniest people there is, you can listen to his podcast and see him live on the slight return stand-up tour where, on august 31st, he'll become the

first comedian to headline fenway park. please say hello to bill burr. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, thank you. it's very good to see you. i was watching that game, game 7. and i was thinking about you and i was wondering if you were -- when you watch a celtics game 7 like that, do you -- are you quiet? do you go crazy? do you celebrate? what do you do? >> no, i kind of -- i have kids now so i can't watch the whole game because -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> no, i can't. because i'll flip out. and i also think the nba is sort of low-key rigged. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> really. why does that surprise any nba fan? i don't know how many times you can watch a game. a team goes up by 20, right? then all of a sudden ticky tack

foul, ticky tack fouly're in the penalty, the other team is going to the line. their job is to get it down to about 5 to 7 at halftime. and then an espn talking head comes on. i'll tell you right now, i am really concerned about that team that used to be up by 20, and it's now only up by 5, and it gives you this idea, what's gonna happen? first half of the third quarter is for the players and then the referees assess what they need to do to make it come down to the final two minutes. you watch the first quarter, they let the teams play. second quarter belongs to the refs. and from half of the third quarter on, that's my belief, i said it is rigged forever. when a mobbed up ref came out, people said it's just one guy. just one guy, jimmy. just one guy, right? if euro fiyou're officiating a how many games does it take before you pull me aside, bill, what's going on with you?

sorry, i'm saying this, no santa claus. >> jimmy: i think a lot of people agree with that. i also think when you win, you put that aside and you go, i'm not gonna say it's rigged. the celtics are going to the nba finals. >> we fit the script this year. [ laughter ] i don't think it's 100%. i'm just saying that they -- it's massaged to be exciting. the refs just have way too much power. >> jimmy: okay. >> i think when you have a sport when an official can literally take a star player out of the game by giving him two quick ones in the first quarter, that's an incredible amount of power. you can't take tom brady out of a game. you can't take these guys -- you can eject somebody. why did i do that? >> jimmy: i don't know why you did it. >> i'm supposed to be come out here. >> jimmy: you're supposed to be happy. do you have trouble with happiness? >> i'll tell you what bugged me, your fake concern there. the way he leaned in and you squinted your face. do you have trouble being happy?

no, i don't have a problem being happy. i have a great time being happy as long as nobody asks me that [ bleep ] [ laughter ] yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, i don't know. like, what do i have to do to convince people that i'm not walking around in a rage? but like if you say something stupid, you know, i'm gonna look at you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you, um, are performing at fenway park. you are doing comedy at fenway park. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: which is, i assume, that's got to be -- i mean, nobody has ever done that before. as a guy from boston, that's got to be incredible. >> yes, i'm trying to block that out how insane that's gonna be. >> jimmy: how many tickets is that, how many seats? >> i don't know. i blocked the whole thing out. i'm just like i have a gig in boston in august and i'm just gonna try to like, you know, go out there, you know. people like, you should do something. you should have one of the red sox, you know, come out on stage. it's like, why would i do that? just stick to what i'm doing.

tell my jokes and hopefully -- >> jimmy: tell your jokes. >> it will be all right. >> jimmy: will everyone you know from back home come to this show? >> there's a lot of people coming. there's actually a lot of people from my high school graduating class coming. >> jimmy: really? >> we're excited, we're meeting up before. we had a cool mellow grade. the end the jocks were hanging out with the burn outs. >> jimmy: you keep in touch with your high school friends? >> they come out to shows, i run into them. >> jimmy: who is the character in the group? who is the one you're most interested in seeing what's going on? >> oh, i don't know. i mean, it's been so long. >> jimmy: you don't remember any of their names? >> i do. then you're going to ask me a story and i'm going so get them in trouble. so yeah. >> jimmy: you got me all figured out. >> i am doing a joke. all the kids today with the cameras all over the place. back in the day when we were younger and there was no cameras, you drove a car. if it died, you just burned it.

[ laughter ] you got the insurance money, and the cops would be showing up. so you're telling me, somebody stole a [ bleep ] brown '85 ford escort, you're telling me that? that's what we're telling you. i don't believe you. well, we got no video, so that's what happened. [ laughter ] we do it all the time. >> jimmy: for real. >> all the time. stewart, all the time. >> jimmy: you got a taste of what it's going to be like at fenway when you threw out the first pitch last month. was that something you were worried about? because a lot of people freak out about that. a >> i wasn't worried about it. everybody was giving me all this stuff about like, you know, about throwing the pitch out. whatever you do, make sure you don't bounce the ball. somebody goes, you know what you do? don't throw it from the mound. throw it from the grass in front of the mound. i'm not doing that because if i bounce it from the grass, it's like i'm going to get doubly

bashed. everybody does that on the internet. you guys act like you don't read that stuff. they do. if that's going to happen, i'm going to throw it from the mound. i just -- the level of stress, whatever you do, don't bounce it. or what, i don't get my mlb contract? i'm a bald 53-year-old comedian. i can throw it through the backstop if i want to. >> jimmy: let's take a look at how it turned out. >> all right. >> i noticed -- i went up there and just did it. i didn't stand there long enough to think about it. >> look at this. [ applause ] >> twitter, look at that. no look. come on, who is making fun of anything? >> i thought my leg was coming up and around. >> jimmy: i think you had a little spin on that. >> it just ran out of velocity. you know what's funny was somebody said -- my favorite heckle i got about that on twitter, somebody said, that was a balk. there's nobody on base so it doesn't matter, does it?

>> jimmy: that's got to be satisfying, to have that video and to know that you did that so well. >> i couldn't believe how much i cared after it went over the plate. i was up there going like, i don't care. this is stupid, whatever. just go out and do it. you know, and then i got out there. when it actually went well, like, i just felt like this level of relief was ridiculous because everybody was, you know, i had a buddy of my do it one time. he was so trying to not bounce the ball. he air mailed it so bad, the catcher never even came out of his crouch. [ laughter ] it went flying over his head. i was like, i don't want to do that. j >> jimmy: well, you got to pitch. if your life continues to go well, perhaps you'll graduate to this. >> here's jimmy kimmel, the host of his own show on abc. >> look at that. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i never miss a chance. bill murry is here with us.

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>> jimmy: elijah keeps going. he does pren't stop for one min to think about the people. [ cheers and applause ] you work so hard to be frank murphy. do you watch "jeopardy"? >> somebody sent me that clip t. was the biggest ego boost and crash. oh, my god, i'm a question on "jeopardy." nobody knows who i am. >> jimmy: it happened to me six times. it's h it's humiliating. what do you do when you're not in las vegas? >> i'm like howard hughes. i stay in the room. i just avoid the whole thing. i had a balcony so i watch the planes taking off and landing. i know it's sad, but i'm into it. [ laughter ] and i have a little app and i can listen to the tower and all that. it's fascinating. i get fascinated by the approach of the helicopters where they get to go through like new york,

new york, mgm, i go right down that street. it's amazing. >> jimmy: you did that in a helicopter? >> i was flying with a friend of mine. i wouldn't have the nerve to try. that's like a major air space, so you have to know how to get in and out of it. you can't be going like, where am i supposed to be? you can't do that when southwest planes are taking off and landing. >> jimmy: so you sit there listening to the control towers? >> yeah, it makes you good when you're flying. it doesn't sound like a foreign language to you. >> jimmy: shouldn't you know all the stuff before you fly the helicopter? >> no, you do know it, but you can forget it. you don't go to the gym for awhile, you're down a little bit. if you don't fly for a while, the first radio call you make is a jumbled mess. oh, god, i sound like i have two hours flight time on me. it's embarrassing. >> jimmy: i see. you have your pilot's license. do you ever fly yourself to these gigs? >> no, it's too much stress. if there was any sort of weather

problem -- also i don't like flying at night. if god forbid, i had an engine problem, where would i put it? is that an open field? is that water? you can't tell at night. >> jimmy: so you're a pilot who almost never flies. [ laughter ] >> no, i fly -- you had the big league with the -- now where are you going to take me? he's going to pull out him flying with the jet. did you get to fly with tom cruise for -- >> jimmy: i did take a helicopter flying lesson once. it was the most terrifying 11 minutes of my whole life t. was terrifying. >> the first one that runs up -- >> jimmy: you have to hold the cyclometer. >> you're basically in a guillotine. >> jimmy: in the air. >> in the air. >> jimmy: you directed a film. have you shot it? >> we shot it for miramax. >> jimmy: both those guys are great. that's a great cast you have there. >> i think it's going to be a

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who is your team? >> jimmy: the lakers. >> one of the most massaged histories of all time. >> jimmy: who doesn't like a massage? >> four championships, five championships, in minnesota, it's a hollywood resume. where you're jacking it up. >> jimmy: bill burr, he takes the fun out of absolute everything. [ cheers and applause ] >> wait a minute, wait a minute! we ain't leaving on that. i threw a strike and you had to show your home run ball. go [ bleep ] yourself. unbelievable. >> jimmy: did you want to see that home run again or no? >> yeah, i would. i'd like to see you playing softball where [ bleep ], pitch with a regulation mom. they move the [ bleep ] wall in 200 feet. get the [ bleep ] out of here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: bill burr, the comedy at fenway park august 21st. we'll be back with moses ingram. ♪

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>> jimmy: hi there. trixie mattel is on the way. the next guest is a talented young actor from the queen's gambit. she's a light saber wielding on obie juan kanobi. please welcome moses [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: and moses, what a great name that is, moses. >> yeah, thank you. we had to register our names when we first got to school, and so that's the name that i chose, moses. >> when you were a little kid you chose that? >> no, it was more like 21, i had just gotten to school and -- >> jimmy: i see. >> i prayed, the next morning i woke up, i heard moses. >> jimmy: the red sea parted and here we are.

>> made a way for me, it's great. >> jimmy: like, has it sunk into you, have you felt the effects of being part of the "star wars" universe? >> it's crazy. >> jimmy: it's crazy. >> it's crazy and it's fast. i feel like the last few days have been warp speed. >> jimmy: you're even using t terminology now. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i'm sure you're aware nerds are going to be following you the rest of your life. >> nerds are cool now. it's not one of those things. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my way of thinking, nerds were always cool, but -- not necessarily cool. you were, i know this show takes place ten years after revenge of the siff, episode 3. and that movie came out in like the early 2000s or something. you were a kid. >> whatever the year was was the grady was in. i'm one of those kids, yeah.

>> jimmy: okay. did you go see it in the theater? >> i didn't. >> jimmy: you didn't. >> i, actually like, this getting this job was my first time seeing the movies. >> jimmy: did you know you would get to have a light saber? >> not until my first day of jedi school. >> jimmy: that's crazy. there's a jedi school? >> you do all kinds of stuff. >> jimmy: is there a bus stop they pick you up at? all right, jedi. >> not exactly. you pull yourself in. it's fun, you do all kinds of stuff. >> jimmy: how many students are in jedi school? >> if you count the stunt team, quite a few. in actuality it's like me, you and haven. that's probably as far as it goes. >> jimmy: there aren't a lot of jedi. they can't train everybody. >> it's exclusive. >> jimmy: you said they train you to do jedi things. what kind of things? the light saber obviously. >> i did all kinds of stuff. i like ran across walls, i hung on wire -- j

>> jimmy: when you say ran across walls, what's that mean? >> i ran across walls. i wasn't linked to wires the first time i ran across a wall. they had two barriers, one like this, and one like this. i was launching myself over this one and, like, do it like running across this one. it's hard to picture, but it was fly. [ laughter ] it was fly. >> jimmy: is that one of those things you either can do it or can't do it? what if you can't do it? >> they put you on wires. >> jimmy: they put you on wires. i see, okay. was ewan on wires? >> no. >> jimmy: he was wireless. >> he's so talented. i came in the first day. dust is off his shoulder. i'm trying to keep it in my hands. >> jimmy: he's been a jedi a long time. you're new to the whole deal. this is the video you got in trouble for posting. >> i did. >> jimmy: let's take a look and tell us -- there you are. >> that's me. >> jimmy: doing the jedi stuff.

[ cheers and applause ] did they tell you not to post anything involving a light saber? >> well, you know, i mean -- [ laughter ] i felt like it's easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. i shouldn't have said that. that sounds really bad. [ laughter ] i thought it would be fine. i put it in my story. it will be there 24 hours, 24 hours is not 24 hours on instagram. >> jimmy: no, it isn't. especially when you're in "star wars." how quickly did you find out people had seen this video? >> it wasn't long because it was everywhere. there were thierz. my manager called me. she was like, immediately, no, immediately no. it has to go. >> jimmy: she was upset. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know the light sabers you trained with, is it tube or glass or a what is at the end of that? >> sort of like a plexiglass or something. >> jimmy: it's like the toys kind of >> it's fancy, more weight to it. >> jimmy: do you get to keep the

light saber at the end? >> i have my handle, my light saber handle. >> jimmy: if you're at home and you want it, can you reach over and it will come to you? [ laughter ] >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's grate answer. you must have learned that in jedi school. >> i did. i learned a lot of things. >> jimmy: we have a photo taken by annie leibowitz who took a photo of you. [ cheers and applause ] your ability to have the red light saber. now, your mission, your character's mission is to kill obie wankanobi? >> i'm hunting him. who knows what will happen. >> jimmy: you're hunting him. did the director encourage you, they wanted you to stay away from each other to dislike each other to create some negative energy between you? >> deb is great. she thought it was a good idea for us to be training together. it's funny, so we have like the

training facility that we were at, there's like three red lights before you actually get to the facility. and so i'm like driving one day and i'm like behind this motorcycle. and me, when i see a yellow light, it means green, but like lighter, you know? a lighter shade of green. [ laughter ] so there's motorcycles stopping at all the yellows. what is going on? so at the next light, second light, i cut around the motorcycle. and then we both get caught at the light. oh, man, it's fine. i'm going to go where i'm going, they're going to go where they're going. and i pull into the facility. and the motorcycle is still behind me. i'm like, oh, god, they're gonna want a problem. so when i get in, i park. i'm preparing myself. and the person takes off their helmet and it's ewan. [ laughter ] it's ewan. i make a b-line for the covid test. and i get in line, and ewan is like, good morning. [ laughter ] i was like, um, um, good

morning. left nostril, right nostril, please. >> jimmy: it's dark side versus the jedi, it's the force. what are you going to do? >> i know. i have a part. that's not the first time it happened to me. >> jimmy: who else did it happen? what? >> yeah, it did, it's funny. we did "macbeth" together. i was like a kid in the candy store. one day i get to rehearsal. i'm sitting next to corey hawkins. corey hawkins was in the movie. we're laughing and joking. denzel comes over. what kind of car do you drive? i was like, oh, i drive, you know, x. he's like, huh, were you in at 134 this morning? yeah. were you in a hurry to get to work this morning? and i was like, well, no, not particularly. um, um, um, no, you were. you were. because you were behind me. and i was confused because i knew i wasn't late and i knew if

i wasn't late you wasn't late. so i don't understand what the issue is. and so i'm trying to think of what to say, but denzel washington is like chastising me for my behavior in traffic. and he was like, i understand that you want to get to work on time, but it is not that serious. [ laughter ] and corey thinks it's hilarious. and honestly i felt really good because i feel like i like moved up a level in denzel's life. >> jimmy: yeah, you became one of his -- you rear ended him practically. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow, that's pretty good, that's good stuff. moses ingram, everybody. she has a lot going on. new movie tomorrow on disney plus. thank you very much. we'll be back with trixie [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq, all electric, all mercedes.

>> announcer: the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert series is presented by mercedes eq, all-electric, all mercedes. >> jimmy: thanks to moses ingram and bill burr. apologies to matt damon, we ran out of time for him.

"nightline" is next. first double lp, album comes out june 24. a song with help from shakey graves, trixie mattel. ♪ ♪ ♪ used to drive about 70 late at night ♪ ♪ pops would see me ♪ ♪ there's stuff to do and drinks to be and women ♪ ♪ turn down the sheets, turn off the light ♪ ♪ and it feels like ♪ ♪ o, o, o ♪ ♪ this town feels like ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ won't hold you down ♪ ♪ you work the land or work the fiberglass plant in town ♪ ♪ maybe got out or you never did settle down ♪

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♪ this town ♪ ♪ it's a friday night and the fish still fry the same ♪ ♪ three, four miles, the lights at the high school game ♪ ♪ here you played on the radio or you changed your name and you can't go home ♪ ♪ never been so close, so far away ♪ ♪ and it feels like ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ this town feels like ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ this town feels like ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ this town feels like ♪ ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪ ♪ won't hold you down ♪ ♪ this ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

tonight -- >> being trans is not a choice. i didn't have any other choice. >> leah thomas, the u-penn swimmer at the center of a national firestorm over trans women in sports speaks exclusively with us at abc news and espn in her first on-camera interview. >> trans women very much can compete. it's not a threat to women's sports. >> but some like tennis legend martina navratilova disagree. >> it's just not a fair fight. it's that simple. >> now after leah's history-making season, her supporters speak out. >> people are throwing a fit because leah's good. >> weighing into the